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>Be single, horny, perverted professional in my 20's.
>Have stunning, 9.7/10 qtpi flatmate with a great ass and a tendency to work out a lot.
>Flatmate going to stay with her boomer parents whilst Coronachan starts to take over.
>"I'll be away for at least 2 weeks, if you need anything or anything happens just call me. You've got the house to yourself, I trust you anon"
>mfw I realise she left a laundry basket full of deliciously smelly panties and sports wear.
>mfw I no longer have to imagine the smell.

It's nice bro's. It's nice...

>> No.17958843

>>17958820
post pic of said dirty panties or it's a larp

>> No.17958845

>flat mate
Get a real job or move out of the shithole metro you are in

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>> No.17958850

>>17958820
Based

>> No.17958862

>>17958820
>business and finance

>> No.17958891
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bullish

>> No.17958900

I could never have a female room-mate. My dick would find a way in and ruin the friendship. AGAIN. :(

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>>17958845
My job pays well enough, just not quite enough for my own place. Also, in light of these developments, I honestly don't mind sharing the space...

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I see you're a man of exquisite taste hbXqrg4

>> No.17959005

>>17958843
At work rn or I would