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17954518 No.17954518 [Reply] [Original]

Im in deeo debt to a loan shark, like 80k deep and I only have 500 dollars to my name, he is connected and gave me one week to get the money, how do I turn the 500 into 160k? The other 80 is for taxes

>> No.17954549

You're gonna need some heavy duty kevlar lined kneepads my man

>> No.17954568

>>17954518
Hehehe. It's only the worst crisis since WWII. You should still be able to make money.

>> No.17954585

>>17954568
this but unironically

>> No.17954629

>>17954585
>>17954568
How? What do I do tomorrow in the market?

>>17954549
Ill have to buy a gun with the money if you guys dont help

>> No.17954641

>>17954518
Honestly dude I might just talk to the police at that point and say you’re a red for your safety. I’m not really sure if they could help you much but I don’t know where to go. That or skip town which honestly might be the move if you want a general fresh start. Delete social media and go somewhere far enough away

>> No.17954649

>>17954518
file for bankruptcy

>> No.17954652

Run.

>> No.17954653

>>17954641
I cant do that, I have family here

>> No.17954654

>>17954641
*scared en

>> No.17954659

>>17954629
buy chainlink

IT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW NIGHT

>> No.17954673

>>17954641
This. This is your safest bet

>> No.17954680

>>17954659
Even if shitlinks went up 10 times, it would put me no where near what I need

>> No.17954731
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17954731

>>17954649

>> No.17954981

>>17954518
Isn't it obvious?
Just borrow 160k from an even bigger loan shark.

>> No.17955006

>>17954549
kek kek kekkity kek kek kek.

slob on that knob, like corn on the cob...

>> No.17955019

>>17954518
Join the army and ship out to boot camp right away. Give signing bonus to the shark to keep him satiated and then take off. Pretty stupid for a shark to attack a active serviceman.

>> No.17955033

>>17954518
Who takes money from a loan shark?

>> No.17955042

>>17954518
and how did you get 80k in debt during this bullshit LARP? let me guess, something cliche as shit like gambling, right?

>> No.17955052

>>17954518
>buy gun
>wait for loan shark to come at you
>stand your ground

>> No.17955206

>>17955052
OP sounds like a Mexican. He'll just have to accept that he'll be given a Colombian necktie.

>> No.17955440

>>17954653
take them with you

>> No.17955478

>>17954629
Buy puts (bets that the stock market will go down) on SPY. Lots of money being made there every day, you probably would be able to pay it off doing that repeatedly (or at least get 5000-50000, which is a good start)