/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17945682]

BEARS CRYIN', COPIN', SEETHIN', EDITION

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Previous >>17944213

[Anonymous No.17945703]

FUTURES ARE GOING DOWN GET FUCKED BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.17945715]

>>17945682
Ahhem,
Nigger.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.17945717]

red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17945720]

>U.S. Department of State raises its Global Health Advisory to level 4 advising U.S. citizens to avoid all international travel due to the global impact of COVID-19
we back bobros

[Anonymous No.17945727]

Who else tits deep in calls bought at close today?

>t. QQQ $190 3/27c

[Anonymous No.17945728]

The Lord's punishment for not being humble about yesterday's gains
Hopefully tomorrow is a red day
Do you guys recommend buying for the weekend and holding provided I can sell everything for a profit tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17945730]

KILL THE MARKETS
END THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.17945734]

Just a mixed day. I'm expecting the markets to be a bit of a slaughter tomorrow but I'm more than happy to be wrong about that.

[Anonymous No.17945738]

>>17945717
Lol no

[Anonymous No.17945739]

SNIP SNAP

[Anonymous No.17945741]

>One last bull trap, then we crash it.

[Anonymous No.17945744]

Someone explain triple witching

[Anonymous No.17945746]

Why my calls dumped at the end of today. I bought them 10 min before close ...

[Anonymous No.17945748]

There seems to be quite a few retarded people in these threads, so here's a flowchart, just for you.

[Anonymous No.17945749]

where's this faggot at, let's get an update displaying total return and not last price :)

[Anonymous No.17945751]

>>17945717
Oh, I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.17945764]

>thinking people won't cash out before the weekend
There's a reason bad news is waiting to be announced tomorrow evening. Beaches were just closed in Alabama. There's definitely worse things coming.

[Anonymous No.17945766]

DING DING DING DING

Who here got $42 SRTY at bottom today?

Hospitals will start collapsing over the weekend and we'll have mass deaths by next week.

[Anonymous No.17945771]

bears are getting desperate
we won bulls
we fucking won

[Anonymous No.17945774]

>>17945751

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17945783]

>>17945722
pussy

[Anonymous No.17945798]

>>17945744
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp
basically, expiration dates leading to a lot more volume

[Anonymous No.17945809]

>>17945703

WHo here holding 3x leveraged inverse ETFs overnight?

SDOW and SPXS gang reporting in

[Anonymous No.17945813]

>>17945771
Lol

[Anonymous No.17945814]

>>17945774
We'll see.

[Anonymous No.17945815]

literally do the opposite of what this guy >>17945783 says and you'll be fine lads

[Anonymous No.17945822]

>>17945751
Crab world

[Anonymous No.17945827]

>>17945720
>They announced this IMMEDIATELY after markets closed
Yeah I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.17945828]

What’s this one called guys

[Anonymous No.17945835]

>>17945783
Call me what you want, I'm right. The only way to control coronachan is mass lockdowns, and America refuses to actually do it. So there will be mass graves. It's literally one or the other, and America chose death. Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.17945843]

>>17945746
dont worry they will pump up tomorrow morning, midmorning will be down, big pump around midday so sell them at that point, then they will drop off until full collapse at end of day

[Anonymous No.17945844]

>>17945828
Controlled pumpage

[Anonymous No.17945853]

>>17945813
check my green id
its fucking confirmed

[Anonymous No.17945856]

>>17945809
I still have tvix. I bought in at $50.

[Anonymous No.17945864]

>>17945764
Short the beaches

[Anonymous No.17945866]

>>17945828
It has a name i just forget what it is.

[Anonymous No.17945874]

>>17945828
Standing
on the edge

[Anonymous No.17945876]

>Lost 15% today
I trusted you Bobo

[Anonymous No.17945880]

>>17945866
it's called the oscillating meme line

[Anonymous No.17945884]

>Saints’ HC Sean Payton tested positive for the coronavirus, he told ESPN on Thursday. Payton is the first person in the NFL world known to test positive for the virus. - Adam Schefter

[Anonymous No.17945885]

>>17945809
SRTY gang, Russel 2000 went up 7% for LITERALLY NO REASON today before dropping back to +4%

[Anonymous No.17945891]

>>17945809

[Anonymous No.17945893]

>>17945856
Same
Except I bought at 925 lol

[Anonymous No.17945903]

>>17945682
Thoughts on selling TSLA straddles?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17945906]

>>17945720
This is going to turn into another one of those Otto Warm-beer fiascos. Some kid is going to catch this shit in Asia and get sent home and die, next thing you know we're going to send Trump over to have a steak dinner.

[Anonymous No.17945909]

>>17945828
Standing on the edge

[Anonymous No.17945910]

>>17945880
Its also tightening.

[Anonymous No.17945918]

This is why you retards shouldn’t trade leveraged ETFs

Read a book

[Anonymous No.17945919]

>>17945876
sorry to hear that friend. not to add salt to the wound but i'm up 7.5% with only bobo moves.

just be disciplined about entry points and exit points. be able to act quickly when you need to, and be patient when you need to. i know that's conflicting advice but you know what i mean.
better luck tomorrow.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17945920]

>>17945835
good thing i don't have any of those conditions.. do you?

[Anonymous No.17945921]

>>17945856
>I bought in at $50.
holy shit how many shares you holding? based

[Anonymous No.17945923]

Bros help me out.
I'm trying to decide where we are in terms of inflation or deflation and I can't really figure it out. The link in the OP was interesting, but didn't give me enough information to make any conclusion.

[Anonymous No.17945924]

>>17945876
Welcome to mistake number 1: Worrying about the fact that yesterday you had gains and today you had losses.
Daily fluctuating share prices can be largely ignored because, in reality, the underlying value of a company doesn’t vary dramatically from day to day. Base your buy-and-sell decisions on your own analysis of the company’s business prospects rather than the short-term movements in the share price.

[Anonymous No.17945929]

>>17945918
y

[Anonymous No.17945932]

>tfw too busy at work to buy puts on a bounce day

[Anonymous No.17945934]

>>soon

[Anonymous No.17945935]

>>17945918
I made 34% trading a leveraged etf tho.

[Anonymous No.17945940]

IMAX execs bought a bunch of their own stock and pumped it for no reason. Now the film industry is asking for bailouts kek. I bought puts, these people will be put in their place

[Anonymous No.17945949]

>>17945918
what am I looking at

[Anonymous No.17945951]

im going to put $1000 into visa

[Anonymous No.17945952]

So confirmed we hit the bottom?

[Anonymous No.17945960]

>>17945924
GTFO Reddit. Day-trading Chads ONLY in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.17945961]

>>17945940
>buying puts against a rigged economy

That'll show those billionaires.

[Anonymous No.17945962]

>>17945920
>Me me me!
Literally nobody cares whether you live or die (not even your mother), but the economic and psychological impact of the National Guard hauling bodies away in trucks will tank the markets. And the majority if Americans have at least one of those conditions, plenty have more than one.

[Anonymous No.17945966]

>>17945828
The crab flag

[Anonymous No.17945967]

>>17945887
Sunmommy's said some dark stuff to me lately about what could happen re national guard. Possibility of full lockdown via military intervention not a certainty, but it has been discussed at highest levels. Genuinely not sure where this is headed, or how coming headlines will affect markets (particularly in April). Stay safe <3

[Anonymous No.17945968]

>>17945934
What app is this anyways

[Anonymous No.17945969]

>>17945934
soon what?

[Anonymous No.17945970]

>tfw laid off due to coronavirus
>applied for unemployment
>using that money to buy options
it's free money baby

[Anonymous No.17945989]

>>17945961
You really think the government is going to bail out movie theaters retard?

[Anonymous No.17945996]

>>17945921
Just 2 shares at 50.

[Anonymous No.17946020]

>>17945970
>get 100,000 NINJA loan from bank of america
>bet it all on gush
Soon my money printer will go BRRR as well retards

[Anonymous No.17946024]

>>17945960
What I outlined is the very essence of how you trade and invest daily. Day trading as well as long term investments follow this same fundamental principle.

[Anonymous No.17946033]

>>17945952
bottom is 6666 Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.17946036]

>>17945893
>>17945856

oof.

[Anonymous No.17946038]

>>17945968
looks like tradingview.com

[Anonymous No.17946039]

>>17945969
meme lines will cross and nothing in particular will happen

[Anonymous No.17946042]

>>17946020
I assume this is a shitpost but there's a ton of wallstreetbets refugees.

[Anonymous No.17946057]

>>17945919
>>17945924
Thanks for the advice frens. I need to get better with options trading, like you said with entry and exit points. I'm ready to give Bobo another shot tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17946063]

Reminder
>IF tomorrow pumps
>Short at the end of the day with the force of ten thousand suns

Also buy XOM if you just want some safe profits in a year or two.

[Anonymous No.17946067]

>>17945874
OF OBLIVION

[Anonymous No.17946068]

>>17946038
Gotcha, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17946073]

>>17945970
based and NEETpilled

[Anonymous No.17946081]

Uber rideshares have been going down, but Uber Eats have been going up. What does this mean????

[Anonymous No.17946085]

Well guys, I increased my net worth from $950k to $3950k in the last three weeks thanks to spy puts and I think I'm going to sit things out for now.

I was at $4340k last night, but fomod into puts more and more, then panic sold it all and bought some calls as I considered Trump specifically naming hydroxychloroquine.

Looking at the paper, it seems quite clear it could work.

But then I wasn't confident and sold my calls at a loss, too. Even though the market had gone up, IV had fallen so I lost money on those.

Gonna study a textbook about options while I sit this out. Maybe if I learn more about what can be done with them, I can think of something to do better than yoloing into random spy puts if I later decide I do have better information than the market. For example, if I think hcq is a real cure but the market is still panicking... Maybe buying calls at high IV is still bad, but there may be something else I can do if I understand them better.

Anyway, people think the hcq study wasn't peer reviewed, but the reason we were able to profit buying puts is because we understood what was happening before the wider consensus opinion arrived at it.

If you wait till a bunch of normie scientists decide it's legit and tell the world before you act, then it actually will be priced in.

I think the best thing to do is one's own research to find out if it really is legit. For how insane their results are, I think the small sample size argument seems quite weak. Like blindly following a "rule" that is usually good but doesn't always apply.

If anyone knows 2-3 different, independent statisticians who could estimate the probability that this study is correct, you could probably use that to determine if buying calls or puts is EV+, plus the Kelly criterion to tell you how much of your wealth you should bet on it.

Anyone got any ideas for how to do this besides emailing like ten random statistics professors and offering them money to review the study ASAP?

[Anonymous No.17946086]

>>17945989
why the fuck wouldnt they support one of their biggest industries?

[Anonymous No.17946097]

>>17946063
>shorting over the week end
you crazy?

[Anonymous No.17946103]

TVIXCHADS WW@

[Anonymous No.17946109]

>>17946085

You know, if I had 4 million dollars, I would fucking retire.

[Anonymous No.17946113]

>>17946042

On the bright side anon, if it's not larp we all get a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.17946123]

>>17946085
shut the fuck up nerd if you actually have 3 million dollars you’re retarded to keep gambling

[Anonymous No.17946126]

>everything oversold
>stocks rally afterwards
Wow what a surprise. Are bears fucking retards?

[Anonymous No.17946130]

>>17946097
been a stellar move last 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.17946138]

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.17946139]

>>17946126
>Oversold
>Futures still dumping

[Anonymous No.17946144]

>>17946103
in the fucking ground after tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17946147]

>>17946085
>$3950k
If you have 3.9 million dollars then just put 3/4 of it in VTSAX right now and live off the 4% safe withdrawal rate, that's $120k every year for the rest of your life without ever touching the principal, not the mention the extra million in play money.

[Anonymous No.17946150]

>>17946097
Buying SQQQ on Friday pumps and selling on Monday dumps has been consistently profitable

[Anonymous No.17946152]

>>17945967
Thank you for all your help.
Anything about April that's got you especially concerned, or you just expect things to heat up as time goes on and the number of deaths rises?
>>17946009
Why would I use an ETF that tracks volatility of the STOXX index? This is america.

[Anonymous No.17946153]

>>17946103
We're down about 25% today and it's not feeling very Chad desu

[Anonymous No.17946156]

can anyone explain triple witching hour ?

[Anonymous No.17946159]

>>17945893
I bought an even higher bro. Are you gonna hold out with me?

[Anonymous No.17946162]

>>17945751

[Anonymous No.17946168]

>>17946085
>that spacing
how did you start with 950k?

[Anonymous No.17946170]

>>17946097
Yeah I can tell you've made no money during this crash

[Anonymous No.17946171]

>closed green today
>tomorrow will also be green

We are BACK!

[Anonymous No.17946181]

Friday will be green, and then we dump on Monday

[Anonymous No.17946182]

Please help what you think about UWT

[Anonymous No.17946186]

>>17946097
Is there going to be good news during the weekend? Or bad news? I've been following everything related to this virus very closely and it's going to be BAD for a month or two atleast. Deaths aren't going to start rolling up in USA just yet though. That's the next weekends play.

[Anonymous No.17946187]

Pollution lessening in China again...
uh oh...

[Anonymous No.17946189]

>>17946147
Uncle Sam is getting his 2 million

[Anonymous No.17946190]

>17946085
nice larp but no upvote for you since you want it too much

[Anonymous No.17946192]

>>17946126
Bear ETFs are up in after hours dummy

[Anonymous No.17946200]

im putting $1000 into national bank of canada

[Anonymous No.17946202]

What's the winning move here for long term success/retirement?

>1. Buy and hold individual stocks
>2. Buy and hold index funds
>3. Buy and hold index funds and trade individual stocks

I've been doing Nr. 1 for two years now but it's stressful. I feel with index funds I'd be less emotionally attached to my individual holdings, but I dunno.

[Anonymous No.17946203]

>>17946097
Bad news is coming out every 15 minutes. Shorting over the weekend allows you to power up for 2 full days for the mega dump

[Anonymous No.17946213]

>>17945766
I can't wait to see the service industry collapse, and as a new grad with zero debt I'll be free to invest all my Yangmonies

>'Friends' and their girlfriends like to brag about making hundreds in a night waiting tables/bartending and how I'm stupid for getting a degree for years now

[Anonymous No.17946221]

>>17946085
gib

[Anonymous No.17946223]

>>17946020
GUSH is memed out right now, not worth it

[Anonymous No.17946226]

lmao my SQQQ calls are down 70% and they expire tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17946227]

>>17946103
get the fuck out of TVIX , that shit had a 2000% moon

[Anonymous No.17946228]

>>17946085
and i feel bad for playing around with like a years pay on minimum wage

[Anonymous No.17946231]

>>17946181
>could have bought a GM put last night and at least had one option in the green today
Feels bad

[Anonymous No.17946233]

>>17946159
I'm at least waiting it out a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.17946242]

All the boomers wearing the winter gloves in the grocery store make me laugh my ass off. Do they not understand how gloves work and why doctors used disposable ones? I'm investing in goodwill as they will soon receive a large amount of high-quality gloves.

[Anonymous No.17946246]

>>17946202
All in options and pray

[Anonymous No.17946250]

>>17946152
Nothing bout the month in particular, just that the next 4 weeks are going to be where we'll really see what this virus does. Are we going to get a handle on it thanks to large-scale lockdowns and industrial strength gin and tonic? Are our big cities going to look like Italy? Will widespread homelessness and an already overtaxed healthcare system cause something I don't even want to imagine? I can't say for sure, but this is the critical phase.

[Anonymous No.17946248]

>>17946156
try google
>>17946181
where do you expect sqqq to go with those puts

[Anonymous No.17946257]

>>17946202
buy and hold solid individual stocks. Just buy and stop looking at the price.

[Anonymous No.17946262]

>>17946226
Retard here, expire tomorrow means expire at close tomorrow correct?

[Anonymous No.17946271]

None of you have any idea of what the market will do tomorrow.

All we know is it will be ultra green or red, then red on monday as the virus fucks up a large portion of the country.

[Anonymous No.17946280]

>>17946233
You sure man question mark this thing reverts to a low amount really easily.

[Anonymous No.17946282]

what’s this one guys

[Anonymous No.17946283]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DREAM WEAVER
I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET BE THROUGH THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Anonymous No.17946294]

say my name. SAY. MY. NAME.

[Anonymous No.17946296]

>>17946257
based and BVLLpilled

[Anonymous No.17946302]

cash is still king

[Anonymous No.17946303]

[Anonymous No.17946308]

im putting $1000 into sixflags

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17946309]

What's a sure fire step by step way to turn by $1000 neet bux into $10 million.

[Anonymous No.17946311]

>>17945771
>crab day
>bullish

you're in for hell tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17946318]

>>17946271
if it's ultra red my SRTY prints money and covers my losses elsewhere

if it's super green I buy more SRTY because I'm absolutely convinced we'll have National Guard trucks in New York full of corpses by next Friday, and trucks full of corpses is a bearish indicator

[Anonymous No.17946327]

>>17946246
I can't trade options in my country. No day trading either because each order costs 10 euros.

>>17946257
The doubts and fears wreak havoc on me. I bought Disney before the crash and it just hurts, you know?

[Anonymous No.17946333]

Bros
I lost all my life savings last week
How will I survive the recession

[Anonymous No.17946335]

>>17946309
invest in general electric

[Anonymous No.17946340]

>>17946309
non stop puts

[Anonymous No.17946342]

>>17946248
No idea, but it's most recent swing low was 23.12 so if it hits 23 I'll sell

[Anonymous No.17946344]

>>17946311
crabs won today
tomorrow's volume will be fun to watch

[Anonymous No.17946347]

>>17946309
Buy SNSS

[Anonymous No.17946353]

WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN MEMEING ABOUT BEARS ALL WEEK. WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17946354]

>>17946202

If you do 1, dyor and find companies that are solid and just put money in regardless of price. Index funds is a bit of a yes/no since in this kind of market you'd be sweating bullets, but in the longer term it's pretty good. Also as you get older just slowly shift into bonds/income stocks.

[Anonymous No.17946355]

>>17946309
Invest in Enron

[Anonymous No.17946359]

>>17946309
Keep buying bonds. It will take a while but you'll get there eventually.

[Anonymous No.17946365]

>>17946333
buy kneepads and start sucking

[Anonymous No.17946367]

>>17946333
take your last $500, open a Robinhood account, and buy puts on Boeing

[Anonymous No.17946368]

>>17946355
>Enron
lmao fucking idiot
Theranos is where the money is

[Anonymous No.17946369]

>>17946250
all good points...
hope you're staying safe and sane my man, if your buddy or his girl get bit, I know you'll do the right thing

[Anonymous No.17946373]

>>17946355
Based

[Anonymous No.17946378]

>>17946353
>he bought puts during the dip

[Anonymous No.17946380]

@SNSS_Anon

[Anonymous No.17946381]

>>17946333
learn how to grow crops and start baking at home

[Anonymous No.17946383]

Should I buy Gold or Silver?

[Anonymous No.17946386]

>>17946353
Never fuck with Tesla or the fucking mouse ever again

[Anonymous No.17946390]

>thought of buying $45 AMD puts on February 20th
>"nah, no way it'll go that low"
>thought of buying $150 MSFT puts after the first dead cat bounce
>"nah, no way it'll go that low"

[Anonymous No.17946391]

>>17946368
general electric is where the real dough is at

[Anonymous No.17946393]

>>17946353
oh no no no... elongated muskrat too strong for you...

[Anonymous No.17946394]

>>17946309
be european and buy 20x leverage ctfs
that $1000 can turn into $10000 in the same day if you do it right
and that $10000 into $50000 the next day
etc etc

[Anonymous No.17946396]

>>17946147
>>17946123
>>17946147
Taxes tho

Living in NYC my short term capital gains taxes are gonna be a nightmare, probably like 45-49% of that $3m profit I made.

If I can think of a way to make more with it while I have it, that'll be pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.17946398]

>>17945682
>markets close
>futures immediately sliding
You fuckers realize this was another dead cat bounce, right?

[Anonymous No.17946400]

Buy spxs and tvix guys. Easy monies.

[Anonymous No.17946401]

>>17946353
Elon Musk just ventilated you, man.

[Anonymous No.17946411]

>>17946367
The moment I do this Trump will announce privatising Boeing at $200 per share.
Maybe this is the only way to save Boeing ?

[Anonymous No.17946420]

it just keeps dropping

[Anonymous No.17946424]

>>17946386
WHO THE FUCK IS THE MOUSE? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND OUT FOR WEEKS

[Anonymous No.17946425]

BNS looking to keep going down? Anyone have any idea with it?

[Anonymous No.17946426]

>>17946282
A surprise that will help us later on

>>17946353
>options
>TSLA options
sorry kiddo, you were never going to make money with that
hope you didnt use margin!

[Anonymous No.17946428]

>>17946398
futures aren't open yet you fucking mouth breather

[Anonymous No.17946431]

>>17946262
Yes

[Anonymous No.17946433]

>>17946424
disney?

[Anonymous No.17946435]

>>17946355
>>17946368
>>17946391
>not buying One Coin
this is why you're poor

[Anonymous No.17946436]

>>17945728
Looks similar to mine except without the hundreds of dollars lost today. What options did you do to get that?

[Anonymous No.17946438]

>>17946369
Hehe we're very snug, took advantage of the earthquake yesterday (forgot to mention it, a 5.7, scared the SHIT out of me) for one last grocery run while everyone was distracted. We have food for months, nobody leaves the house. We're strapped in for the loooonngg haul.

[Anonymous No.17946441]

>>17946390
third time lucky?
>>17946420

[Anonymous No.17946445]

Goku: the Greater Depression of 2020
Jiren: the Fed

[Anonymous No.17946446]

>futures keep sinking

[Anonymous No.17946448]

TODAY:
Seems like a good day to buy some paper gold, no?

>>17946202
No no no, buy and hold index funds and never touch them always and forget about them. THEN buy individual stocks you want to hold longterm while shorting indexes to make extra money to buy more. And hedge for inflation with a little gold, 5% or so.

[Anonymous No.17946454]

are futures open early today or something?

[Anonymous No.17946455]

Get rekt, profiteer faggots. :)

[Anonymous No.17946457]

>>17946424
Dis.
You fuck with the mouse you get burned. It's an institutional meme stock

[Anonymous No.17946458]

>>17946411
boeing only has 27 B in debt
general electric has 90.1 B in debt
with those numbers u decide

[Anonymous No.17946460]

>>17946262
Yes, although some brokers might have different rules concerning options if you don’t have the money to exercise them. Worth checking out how your broker works

[Anonymous No.17946466]

FUTURES ARE CRASHING WTF

[Anonymous No.17946470]

>>17946436
It was mostly my inexperience with ETFs that fucked me, which is fair enough, but Kroger has been surprisingly brutal.

[Anonymous No.17946472]

>bought SRTY at $42 an hour before markets close
>it's already up to $47 after hours

>>17946411
It's my opinion that Boeing
1. Is thoroughly mismanaged beyond redemption
2. Will go bankrupt and get bailed out at $0 like GM did

[Anonymous No.17946475]

The governor of New York is about to drop some serious news...

[Anonymous No.17946477]

What calls to buy for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17946483]

Futures sank yesterday too guys, it'll all be ok... right?

[Anonymous No.17946484]

>>17946438
>17946438
cute pic
didn't even hear about an earthquake! That's all we need. We're still figuring things out.

[Anonymous No.17946486]

>>17946448
rumors of large bid incoming on gold from institutions, no idea if it's true. I have a lot already...
my dedicated astrologer pal is conservatively bullish on it, heavy bearish on crypto kekk

[Anonymous No.17946493]

>>17946475
NYC to be shutdown

[Anonymous No.17946494]

>>17946477
sqqq

[Anonymous No.17946496]

>>17946454
futures are technically open 24/7 just some gay ass websites don't think that "they are legit"

[Anonymous No.17946499]

>>17946424
Disney is known for being the most decievingly evil company in America

[Anonymous No.17946505]

>>17946433
>>17946457

No there was a mouse/rat that Grim kept talking about a week back.

[Anonymous No.17946506]

CRASH
CRASH
CRASH
SPY UNDER 230 GO GO GOOOO

[Anonymous No.17946510]

>tfw the cute Jordanian girl I'm talking to is starting to get scared
uh oh bros
https://youtu.be/vdNL88UwGkE

[Anonymous No.17946512]

>>17946470
>those spy calls

bruh..

[Anonymous No.17946511]

>>17946454
This, can someone explain? I thought they close for an hour or two

[Anonymous No.17946517]

>>17946186

its always bad news over the weekend. several deaths outweigh a preventative feel good drug

[Anonymous No.17946520]

>Everyone made fun of me saying tomorrow will be red
>The futures are red

[Anonymous No.17946521]

lol

[Anonymous No.17946522]

Any U.K. stocks worth buying atm ?

[Anonymous No.17946523]

>>17946512
I mean hey, you win some you lose some, I'll recover.
Lesson learned I suppose

[Anonymous No.17946530]

>>17946470
It isn't a loss till you sell it at least. Do you have any hope that SQQQ will pan out?

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17946532]

Reports are suggesting Chloroquine works 100% of the time to save the lives of dire Chink Virus patients. I think you bears are going to have a bad time, soon. I mean, not right away. You probably have a few weeks. But once the USA deaths start drying up from Chloroquine treatment... Bulls will retake the helm.

[Anonymous No.17946539]

>>17946353

[Anonymous No.17946541]

>>17946520
oh yeah baby im ready for my tqqq puts to print

[Anonymous No.17946544]

>>17946475
>NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo says, "In these trying times we are doing what we can to protect our New York citizens, and we've determined the best way we can accomplish that task is by sending infected citizens to regional FEMA camps."
what the fuck did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17946545]

>>17946458
If the fed hadn't cut rates to 0% GE was gonna go tits up taking multiple banks with them

[Anonymous No.17946552]

>>17946455
>Down today
>I'm still richer than some leftypol tranny ever will be
Feels good. God bless Trump and God bless Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.17946554]

hope you bobo shitheads are ready for the biggest bullrun of all time

- Low oil prices means cheap shipping
- Covid-19 millions of deaths + quarantine priced in
- Covid-19 is now curable, just need to limit influx of cases to healthcare facilities

Bought a bunch of oil calls this week, cant wait for the summer to begin

[Anonymous No.17946555]

>>17946520
Not reaally meaningful. Last night we almost hut limit down, then almost hit limit up.

Tomorrow's green when the short squeeze comes. Monday will be red though.

[Anonymous No.17946557]

>>17945682
MY FUCKING EXXON PUTS. WHO IS BUYING???

[Anonymous No.17946558]

>>17946530
The SQQQ Put? No, I expect that to be a net loss for me.
The SQQQ Call seems promising enough though in the event the market dumps again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17946561]

>>17946353
Where did you get this from?

[Anonymous No.17946564]

>>17946448
>index funds AND individual stocks long term
See, this feels counter-intuitive to me. If I'm confident enough in sticking with individual companies forever, I might as well shed the useless baggage of index funds (let's be real 90% of components are losers) and go all-in on those premium companies, no?

[Anonymous No.17946568]

>>17946554
>Covid-19 is now curable
Wtf why didn't I get the memo

[Anonymous No.17946571]

>17946532
oh fuck, snss felon is bullish. we're hitting 2 circuit breakers tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17946573]

>>17946554
Nothing is ever "priced in" you collossal retard

[Anonymous No.17946574]

>>17946470
>he thinks Disney is going to fall that hard

[Anonymous No.17946577]

>>17946494
i might actually put money in this.
i can't see how it can go lower unless the economy completely dies
how much do you think it'll go up

[Anonymous No.17946588]

>>17946558
Yeah I was talking about the call since it expires tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17946593]

>>17946532
your penny stock PnD scam is over

[Anonymous No.17946595]

>>17946574
Couldn't afford the other options, was only going to use that Put for marginal gains at most
>>17946588
I sure hope so, I hope it at least breaks even.

[Anonymous No.17946597]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A QUAD WITCHER DAY.
WILL THAT SAVE MY TSLA PUTS

[Anonymous No.17946598]

>>17946532
You retards don't realize that this bat soup virus was just the catalyst. This quarter is going to negatively affect every company revenue wise.

[Anonymous No.17946601]

>>17946228
Oh, I wasn't putting my $950k at risk. I used about 100-150k to trade options the last few weeks and turned it into 3.8m at the highest before I fucked it up and lost hundreds of thousands fomo buying and panic selling today. Realized I no longer felt like I had an information edge. Even if I think the market is going down, market makers are now hiring professionals to estimate impact, deaths, etc., so they're going to charge more for options and I just don't know if I have better information than them.

At this point I think the only thing I can really justify is buy and hold, absent information contrary to the consensus (which seems bearish).

I think if I'm going to make money from betting in this situation, there are two possibilities of things I could do:
1. I could find very good evidence that things are so much worse than any market makers think. Note we have Ackman basically predicting mass death, CDC, Lancet saying economic shutdown for 18 months.

2. I could find very good evidence that things are so much better than any market makers think.

In either case, when (if) I find very good evidence, then I'll bet on it.

But I think even if you're right that the market will go down and your puts will pay off, I can't say for sure it's EV+ right now.

Even if you win 9 times out of 10, maybe you're paying so much for those options that the single loss slightly cancels out your 9 wins.

Maybe you only do it once, so you *probably* win, but without ever realizing it was a bad bet.

[Anonymous No.17946602]

>>17946521
Its shamefull how many people fall for the bullshit of the CCP and the literally Who. I hope they all get corona and die.

[Anonymous No.17946611]

Who still employed in here? Just made it through like 60% of my coworkers getting laid off. By the skin of my fucking teeth. With this job market that likely would have effected my life financially for years to come. How much of a bullet did I dodge? If I'm lucky the company will still exist after this.

[Anonymous No.17946613]

Oh no no no bullbros, we were supposed to flatten the curve.

[Anonymous No.17946615]

>>17946438
imagine getting all stocked up for a niente panino
lmao

[Anonymous No.17946617]

>>17946394
Certificates? Can you name an example of a good x20? I trade some since a few weeks but highest i found was x15 and those werent even tradeable in the crash, made some nice gains with x7 ones but yeah could have been more

[Anonymous No.17946619]

>>17946455
Buy puts, you leftist pussy.

[savanon No.17946621]

>>17946085
Hmm interesting. Forget statistics here, better read the biology. As I see there are lots of papers dealing with chloroquine already. And yes, in general the "muh sample size" arguments usually come from those who don't read the papers. You could also find detailed reports of clinical outcomes without chloroquine for efficacy comparison

[Anonymous No.17946625]

>>17946554
>Covid-19 is now curable
No it isn't

[Anonymous No.17946626]

>>17945727
Bought SQQQ calls bitch
>up 3% after hours

[Anonymous No.17946627]

adios robinhomos, i'm on my way to better things

[Anonymous No.17946628]

What’s the best way to bet against VIX when the time comes? Is there a direct inverse to TVIX? SVXY doesn’t look like it tracks closely enough.

[Anonymous No.17946633]

>>17946554
>Low oil prices means cheap shipping
retard
>Covid-19 deaths
its only getting started just you wait
>Covid-19 is now curable
no what fucking rock have you been living under? this meme shit dumpf was spouting has already been tried in asia and they deemed it useless. yet you just lap up what the orange man said

[Anonymous No.17946640]

>>17946597
>drowners, gotta be
>wind's howling
>drowners, gotta be
>wind's howling

[Anonymous No.17946642]

how do you choose prices for your puts and calls?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17946644]

>>17946611
employed? we're all master day traders here that have been social distancing long before it was cool

[Anonymous No.17946648]

Thanks guys almost back in the green

[Anonymous No.17946649]

BLACK FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.17946657]

>>17946611

What sector? Here in finance all that happened was everyone going into remote work from home, pruning the laggards in the office/company, and axing all the internships for spring and summer.

[Anonymous No.17946666]

>>17946642
the prices choose you

[Anonymous No.17946670]

>>17946628
VIX is unfortunately difficult to short directly after Feb 2018 volpocalypse. Look what SVXY used to be kekkies. VXX puts with huge IV/premium? UVXY puts with absurd IV/premium? Raw buying SVXY is what I've gone with.

[Anonymous No.17946671]

>>17946649
>Quad Witching
>Going Red
We are doing Black Monday IV,

[Anonymous No.17946674]

>>17946649
Is that because all the stocks will be on sale? What'll happen to the next Black Monday if we end in the red tomorrow though?

[Anonymous No.17946676]

oh no no no bullbros we got to cocky lmao

[Anonymous No.17946683]

>>17946598
That’s priced in already

[Anonymous No.17946686]

>>17946621
Oh, that's a good idea. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.17946687]

>>17945809
>not holding 3x etf calls
Not gunna make it

[Anonymous No.17946701]

>>17946666
If tomorrow is the Quad Witch then this guy is the Quad Wizard.

[Anonymous No.17946705]

>>17946597
tl;dr a shit load of options/futures expire tomorrow. This means all ITM contracts will settle. It means big volatility because everyone with calls need to sell to realize gains, and everyone with puts need to buy.

Given the current market, there's way more puts expiring ITM than calls, so there's going to be a lot of buying.

[Anonymous No.17946710]

these were Trump's notes from the speech today lmao

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17946712]

I think this is all a bunch of bull shit. Does anybody know anybody who's died from the Kung Flu? Has anybody seen any posts on Kikebook about people's family members dying to the Chinese Virus? The Shanghai shivers are really just an attack on Trump's reelection campaign. I swear if I hear anybody else mention Wuhan Flu again with out supporting evidence that it is actually impacting real americans (ie. not celebrities and crisis actors) I'm going to slap the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.17946713]

>>17946627
I'm gonna keep my RH meme account but I'm not putting any more money in
all future deposits are going to my TDA (or my 401k...)

[Anonymous No.17946715]

>>17946532
So instead of killing you, it just sends you to the hospital requiring a life-saving intervention... Problem solved...

Look here, kid. Stocks are going down. Valuations are sky high. DJIA is going back to 4 digits. This coronavirus ain't going away any time soon. You poor little "bulls" are gonna realize you were just a bunch of calfs, and go mooing for mommy. Your days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.17946716]

>>17946628
it's harder to short after people got fucking rekt by XIV

[Anonymous No.17946726]

>>17946713
meme accounts that can't trade during happenings are worthless

[Anonymous No.17946730]

>>17946687
which 3x etf should i put a grand into

[Anonymous No.17946732]

>>17946710
>the image that started WWIII

[Anonymous No.17946739]

>>17946712
it's true
but the point isn't to attack Trump's re-election campaign. It's a distraction so that Epstein can flee the country (with all the extra airplanes)

[Anonymous No.17946742]

>>17945749
Is he at 3k from his last post? Holy fuck, what a retard. He started at 9k I think.

[Anonymous No.17946753]

>>17946642
You look at the ask price, which is the lowest someone is willing to sell it. Then for calls, you add up the strike price with the premium price in order to find break even point. For puts, you subtract the premium price from the strike price in order to find break even point. And then expected volatility and time left until expiration get thrown into the mix, and voila. That’s how option prices are created.

[Anonymous No.17946758]

>>17946712
Someone in my apartment building has it and like 200 Hasidic Jews in my neighborhood also got it

My girlfriends cousin tested positive too

t. New Yorker

[Anonymous No.17946762]

>>17946712
The virus is reportedly spread throughout our fair state by now. One reported death that I know of. I suspect we'll know more about the extent and likely future trajectory of spread in the next couple of weeks.

[Anonymous No.17946764]

>>17946712
This is why we're not at bottom yet, we're literally a week out from the collapse of American hospitals (some will fail as soon as Monday) and literal retards are still in denial

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17946766]

>>17946712
My sister works at one of the busiest hospitals around and she said nobody there has tested positive but she did say they are short on mask and are asked to re-use mask...

Long MMM

[Anonymous No.17946768]

Are EOD peformance and futures really a good indicator of what the market will be like tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17946776]

>>17946742
I think he started under 2k and made it as high as 8-point something

[Anonymous No.17946790]

>>17945949
>>17945929
SPXL is supposed to move the same percentage as SPX but times 3.
SPXS does the same but inverse (-3 times).
Obviously they are not working as they are supposed to and this usually means you get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17946799]

gimme a quick rundown on what to do

[Anonymous No.17946818]

>>17946799
TQQQ and SPY calls

[Anonymous No.17946821]

>>17946799
Apparently green tomorrow, but a massive dip on monday. So buy some SQQQ at the end of friday and go bull during friday.

[Anonymous No.17946831]

Red pill me on UWT

[Anonymous No.17946834]

>>17946764
Then there will be civil war because commie tranny faggots will stage a coup and the Dow will crash below 0 and the Saudis and Russians decide to give people money to take oil and this is how it finally reaches bottom.

[Anonymous No.17946838]

>>17946764
My mother-in-law still insists that there is no coronavirus and that all reported cases are due entirely to 5G rollouts...

[Anonymous No.17946839]

>>17946821
>Apparently green tomorrow
I bet it opens red and ends green

[Anonymous No.17946851]

>>17946776
The guy was so eager for attention, you think he's learned his lesson yet? Public displays of hubris always end this way.

[Anonymous No.17946854]

>>17946799
Tomorrow it'll probably go up like last week then on Monday it will be another bloodbath, especially so if we have bad (or no) news over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17946855]

>>17946831
oil

[Anonymous No.17946859]

>>17946839
Fridays usually end green because of profit taking

[Anonymous No.17946861]

>>17946839
this

[Anonymous No.17946865]

TSLA down to sub 400s again.

Just lost their Fremont plant.

Fuck yes my puts are gonna print!

[Anonymous No.17946868]

>>17946799
TVIX

[Anonymous No.17946876]

WHY WILL THERE BE A MONDAY BLOODBATH IF ORANGE MAN IS MAKING 1 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS

[Anonymous No.17946885]

>>17946768
No

[Anonymous No.17946888]

Am I dumb for still holding dwt

[Anonymous No.17946900]

>>17946821
worth putting a grand in it?

[Anonymous No.17946904]

>>17946876
because everything is put on pause and losing revenue

[Anonymous No.17946916]

>>17946876
Because everyone you know is going to die from this bioweapon unless the government shuts down everything.

[Anonymous No.17946919]

>>17946888
as dumb as I am
we just have to hope oil had a dead cat bounce and will go sub 20 tomorrow or monday

[Anonymous No.17946927]

Through #FinNexus, however Bob's needs can be met much more easily.

[Anonymous No.17946930]

>>17946854
so wait til monday then buy low?

[Anonymous No.17946934]

>>17945809
x20 m8

[Anonymous No.17946937]

>>17946916
Will milk give me immunity to the Chinese virus?

[Anonymous No.17946939]

>>17946730
SPXU or SQQQ but you need to time it right and don’t get greedy.

[Anonymous No.17946945]

>>17946916

Anouka Cardinal, for anybody who asks for sauce.

[Anonymous No.17946948]

>>17946916
>tfw no milker gf

[Anonymous No.17946951]

THE GURU

[Anonymous No.17946954]

>>17946937
No, only cow urine

[Anonymous No.17946955]

>>17946937
Yes, but only straight from the source

[Anonymous No.17946965]

Never held SQQQ over weekend. How badly does the price get burned?

[Anonymous No.17946969]

>>17946951
what channel?

[Anonymous No.17946973]

>>17946967
>>17946967
>>17946967
new thread
>>17946967
>>17946967
>>17946967
new thread
>>17946967
>>17946967
>>17946967
new thread

[Anonymous No.17946985]

>>17945951
>im going to put $1000 into visa
>>17946200
>im putting $1000 into national bank of canada
>>17946308
>im putting $1000 into sixflags
>>17946335
>invest in general electric
>>17946577
>i might actually put money in this

fuck me dyor

[Anonymous No.17946993]

>>17946969
Bottom left of the screen, zoomer

[Anonymous No.17947022]

>>17945727
Bought $500 worth of QQQ

[Anonymous No.17947040]

>>17946939
How much is don't get greedy. At what point should I sell if it goes up.

[Anonymous No.17947044]

>>17946965
literally nothing happens. Niggers here are just memeing. You can hold for a week without problem

[Anonymous No.17947067]

>>17946985
meme

[Anonymous No.17947075]

>>17947040
If you’re green end of day you should sell.

[Anonymous No.17947118]

>>17946687
im not knowlegdeable enough to fuck w options yet

[Anonymous No.17947189]

>>17946951
kek wasn't this retard telling all the boomers to buy

[Anonymous No.17947203]

>>17947075
Now I'm thinking that instead of doing that I gamble $100-200 in chances of it going up in the thousands again.

[Anonymous No.17947227]

>>17947075
Casinos are closed.

[Anonymous No.17947457]

>>17946705
Where do you find the put call ratio?

[Anonymous No.17947486]

>>17946085
its already been studied in large sample sizes in china and korea idiot, they knew this was the cure 2 months ago i dont know why you people think this is "new"

[Anonymous No.17947533]

>>17946486
I don't know enough about all that to sort through the sense from the nonsense, I'll have to trust your judgement in your friends judgement... but I think the time to buy gold is when it's falling, the dollar strength is kind of crazy and maybe could snap back once everyone's done selling stuff to raise cash.

>>17946564
First investment should be like 10k into VTSAX/VTI/VOO, (I added some stupid gambles like QYLD, and some maybe better gambles like SCHX and VIG/VDIGX)

Then hold that for life because even if cliche, time in the market and most stock pickers don't beat the market in the long term, etc.

Then you get into the dirty of it with buying KO, PEP, JNJ, MSFT, CLX, COST, MRK, LLY, PFE, etc.