/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17944213]

Start buying PUTS edition

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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prev. >>17943275

[Anonymous No.17944250]

>>17944213
GO UP I NEED MY INVERSE CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17944255]

It's bobo time

[Anonymous No.17944256]

>>17944213
she cute ngl

[Anonymous No.17944262]

Something to remember.
Daily fluctuating share prices can be largely ignored because, in reality, the underlying value of a company doesn’t vary dramatically from day to day. Base your buy-and-sell decisions on your own analysis of the company’s business prospects rather than the short-term movements in the share price.
So right now, these day to day fluctuations back into the green are to be expected but a supremely large number of companies are losing business prospects rather than gaining them as long as restrictions continue or increase. In ohio for instance almost every major company is shut down and thus not producing product. Which means that consumer spending is going to continue tailing off until we hit corona peak. Which, we haven't yet. We are beginning to near, but we aren't there yet.

[Anonymous No.17944265]

I literally have no choice but to hold.

[Anonymous No.17944266]

these captchas are rough man

[Anonymous No.17944272]

hope you had your fun mumus
tomorrow belongs to bobos

[Anonymous No.17944280]

But what if stonks go up????

[Anonymous No.17944285]

>Supermarkets shelves empty
>Army on the streets enforcing quarantine in france and Italy

When do happening deniers admit that its happening?

[Anonymous No.17944288]

WILL GUSH MOON ONE FUCKING DAY ?

[Anonymous No.17944294]

Someone explain triple witching to me and explain how that means its suppose to moon more tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17944295]

>metals.

[Anonymous No.17944296]

I AM NOT TOUCHING SQQQ FRIDAY WILL BE GREEN AND OVER THE WEEKEND THE ORANGE MAN DROPS THE ONE TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS

[Anonymous No.17944299]

HABBENING BACK ON TRACK?!

[Anonymous No.17944301]

>>17944256
nah, she manages to have a moon face and a witherspoon chin at the same time

[Anonymous No.17944303]

>>17944280
>But what if stonks go up????

[Anonymous No.17944310]

Why shouldn't I buy ZIV right now?

[Anonymous No.17944313]

DRI puts seem like free money. A restaurant that went up 25% today, am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.17944314]

buy:
GD
RTN
LMT
PFE
NET

buy tomorrow:
SQQQ
SRTY

[Anonymous No.17944315]

>>17944272
Tech is on the rebound. Could be crab or mumu

[Anonymous No.17944319]

>>17944299
It never ended

[Anonymous No.17944322]

>>17944262
THIS. PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING ANYTHING THEREFORE NO REAL GAIN IS BEING MADE.

[Anonymous No.17944325]

Someone hold me and tell me TVIX will go back up tomorrow. Please.

[Anonymous No.17944326]

I don't understand. Stores are closing, no one's buying anything. How can it be green?

[Anonymous No.17944328]

http://poal.me/yscihf

[Anonymous No.17944331]

>>17944272

[Anonymous No.17944332]

CAN DWT HIT $17 IN THE NEXT WEEK?

[Anonymous No.17944334]

>>17944213
The fuck is in the wine glass that fucks up centipedes?

[Anonymous No.17944337]

Fuck this clown market. Just sold all of my SQQQ. Bears are fucked, you win bulls. I'm done with this shit.

[Anonymous No.17944346]

Congratulations everyone. We made it through the recession of 2020.

[Anonymous No.17944348]

Green today? Come on /smg/, you're better than this.

[Anonymous No.17944349]

I'm not going to stop shorting until I go to the store at a reasonable hour and see toilet paper on the shelves again.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17944351]

>>17944266
its because you shit post too much

[Anonymous No.17944358]

alright boys whos ready for a red day

[Anonymous No.17944362]

uhoh is this the weekend drop starting or just getting ready for the end of day pump?

[Anonymous No.17944365]

>>17944326

Like last Friday

[Anonymous No.17944367]

>>17944334
Hot 油

[Anonymous No.17944368]

>>17944303
But stonks always go up when I buy puts

[Anonymous No.17944370]

>again

[Anonymous No.17944372]

If S&P closes red tomorrow is green. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.17944375]

>>17944313
every restaurant went up like 15%-25% today

[Anonymous No.17944381]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjPFelN1vY

OOOOO LONG EVERYHTING CURE IS IN

[Anonymous No.17944384]

>>17944337
leave yourself more time on expiration dates. if you had just held until tomorrow afternoon you would have been fine

[Anonymous No.17944386]

>>17944334
Very hot oil in tempered glass

[Anonymous No.17944387]

>>17944213
Kek look at this faggot nigger >>17944210 who has no clue stores have scheduled routine stock ups and have to wait to restock again because there weren't expecting ass holes to buy 25,000 bottles of hand sanitizer, water, and toilet paper to scalp them. God I'd hate to be so retarded to be scratching my head over this and calling a PANDEMIC a happening.

[Anonymous No.17944392]

investing as a leaf sucks.

[Anonymous No.17944393]

I should’ve bought JNUG :(

[Anonymous No.17944395]

WHERE MY GUSH NIGGERS AT

[Anonymous No.17944398]

>>17944337
>red day, green day, red day, green day
>sells SQQQ on green day, doesnt think tomorrow will be red day

[Anonymous No.17944410]

>>17944326
The stupid amount of fear and panic has been priced in, bear bros awfully quiet now.

[Anonymous No.17944411]

>moo moos think they are safe...
>they dont think shipping is about to be halted in and out of hot zones
>they think the market shelves are not going to stay empty
>they think people will be spending money on nonessentials
Oh no, oh no no no

[Anonymous No.17944413]

>>17944337
>that smell when SQQ is going up and I bought 100 shares at 24
idc, I am holding if it is green tomorrow, fuck it if it absolutely fucks my net worth. And if it hits red tomorrow, hello money.

>>17944358
I am, fuck all this quad witching shit. We clown market, we go gree during national emergencies and red during stimulus packages. If logic says green, it is going to be mother fucking red 2k tomorrow with -1k futures tonight. Faggots thinking it will pump tomorrow are forgetting it is pumping right fucking now and going to get shorted as usual tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17944414]

>>17944322
>>17944326
Stocks are literally the evaluation of a company dumbasses. There’s only so low certain stocks can go because they’ll always retain value. Stocks are half “what are they worth now?” and half “what will they be worth a year from now?”. It’s all prospective.

[Anonymous No.17944417]

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyVXiMTQY-c

[Anonymous No.17944420]

Sub 20 00p

Bulls BTFO

[Anonymous No.17944422]

CAM ON YEH BULLS

SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

>>17944398
>Triple, nah QUAD witching
>Red

[Anonymous No.17944425]

>>17944387
look at this retarded jew trying to convince people that stores didnt know this shit was coming and specifically let people canvas because they wanted them to buy as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.17944428]

WHY IS THE NUMBER GOING DOWN
WHY DOESN'T IT GO UP

[Anonymous No.17944437]

WHAT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17944442]

>>17944425
>stores are supposed to be psychic and take risk to over stock on irrational panic ass holes.

[Anonymous No.17944443]

>>17944422
stranger things have happened in this market, anon

[Anonymous No.17944444]

Supermarkets now have special opening hours for hospital staff and people over 70

Shopping hours for everyone else cut from 24 a day to 12 hours a day

[Anonymous No.17944446]

>>17944428
the printer is out of ink, brb going to office max

[Anonymous No.17944447]

>>17944384
>SQQQ
???????????????

[Anonymous No.17944451]

>>17944398
Today might be a red day though. Literally at <1% on the S&P500. Also huge chance tomorrow stimulus announcement bumps stocks. Monday is going to crash regardless as coronavirus fears go up.

[Anonymous No.17944456]

JEROME

[Anonymous No.17944457]

>>17944392
buy your own maple stocks then

[Anonymous No.17944461]

>>17944444
Wasted

[Anonymous No.17944463]

Will cute anon come back to /smg/?
https://imgur.com/a/hViogrV

[Anonymous No.17944466]

JEROME
THE PRINTER JEROME

[Anonymous No.17944468]

>>17944413
Shut up retard I hope you lose everything

[Anonymous No.17944475]

>>17944213
Imagine if the patient zero just ate a Big Mac instead.

[Anonymous No.17944477]

https://brrr.money/

[Anonymous No.17944481]

>>17944442
>be huge corporate monopoly while the economy is nose diving and corona is known for months.
>people start canvasing stores weeks ago
>now store shelves are empty
>but its not the corporate monopolys fault they have a stranglehold an all the resources goy!
I literally got free time off from amazon and a pay raise before these retarded assholes hit store shelves. they have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.17944487]

>>17944262
Okay boomer, and then I can retire when I’m 70

[Anonymous No.17944490]

>>17944358
Now that is a good bobo. As for red... questionable. Indices are behaving in a way indicating market is starting to think these cheapies are cheap enough to start buying. Tomorrow could be an inside candle or something. Or green if a bunch of shorties cover.

[Anonymous No.17944496]

>>17944392
wealthsimple is okay, not as good as robinmemes but okay

[Anonymous No.17944498]

>>17944443
True, but the bulls are going to get a win I think. They haven't had 2 positive days at all these last couple of weeks have they? They'll ride the optimism from today tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17944500]

>SPY capitulating

Yes

[Anonymous No.17944504]

>>17944481
You faggots really expected people to realize how bad it was when China was literally lying to the rest of the world? Ok faggot show me one place on earth prepared and not caught off gaurd.

[Anonymous No.17944505]

OH-OH GOD I'M-I'M GONNA I'M GONNNNNAAA POOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMP

[Anonymous No.17944506]

>>17944413
Anon, I have some bad news for you...

[Anonymous No.17944512]

>t-this is bullish!

[Anonymous No.17944520]

Should I sell at open tomorrow or try to risk everything during triple witching?

[Anonymous No.17944526]

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BULLKEKS

[Anonymous No.17944527]

UP
>DOWN
UP
>DOWN
AHHHHHHH I CANT TAKE IT AANYMORE

[Anonymous No.17944530]

>>17944504
>oy vey! how could we know china would lie goy! its not like we moved all our industry over there and have dealt with them lying for years, give us some credit! none for you though stinky goy!
kill yourself noseberg.

[Anonymous No.17944531]

>>17944498
And the day after that and the week after that. We are back bitches because America took charge. Go to your tranny commie discord faggots.

[Anonymous No.17944534]

>>17944520
RISK EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.17944535]

Is Jerome dead?
What happened to the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
Have the crabs won?

[Anonymous No.17944537]

FUCK
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[Anonymous No.17944541]

>>17944512
>that steady line of minor gains and losses before the drop
lol

[Anonymous No.17944544]

hasnt like every friday closed green for a month?

[Anonymous No.17944550]

>>17944531
someone needs to add the text from this one to that pic

[Anonymous No.17944554]

>>17944530
Pretty much. Everyone knew they were liars but looked away for that cheap labor.

[Anonymous No.17944555]

>>17944530
Not an argument, name one country or company that was prepared for this captain hindsight. Liberal Democrats are such whiny little bitches.

[Anonymous No.17944557]

we are going to end the day barely in green FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17944559]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17944563]

Haha guys..when does oil go back down..its just 3 billion the governments gonna help buy.

[Anonymous No.17944567]

>>17944468
Don't come crying to me when market takes a shit on you and your plans.

>>17944506
Yea, bad news that I am going to need a new garage for the second car I will be buying by the time this is over.

>>17944520
Sell at open if the circuit breaker doesn't trip immediately. If it trips, prepare for massive gains.

[Anonymous No.17944573]

>UP
>DOWN
>UP
>DOWN
SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF THE CRAB MARKET...
IT SURE IS SOMETHING...

[Anonymous No.17944577]

WHAT GOOD MAINSTREAM COMPANY TOOK THE BIGGEST L AND HAS THE MOST GARUNTEED RECOVERY

IN 2009 BANK OF AMERICA WAS TRADING AT $5 A SHARE

GIVE ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.17944582]

Corona-chan is riding the Dow cowgirl-style but when she finishes she's going to shove it DOWN.

[Anonymous No.17944584]

>>17944555
Name me a country you don't control first you smelly jew. none of you care about the lesser folk, not even your fellow poorjews.

[Anonymous No.17944587]

>>17944554
>everyone knew and tanked themselves on purpose lawl

[Anonymous No.17944598]

>>17944337
the feds are working overtimes today.

[Anonymous No.17944606]

>>17944535
did you get into stocks 2 weeks ago? this is what normal price movement looks like

[Anonymous No.17944607]

>>17944587
>tanked themselves on purpose.
jews are foaming at the mouth for socialism for months now because they already have all the money. now they want to spend it, on the absolute control a communist revolution will bring. eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.17944614]

>>17944582
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17944616]

>>17944582
I want this meme to spread to the normie internet so I can see girls wearing the Qipao and Hair Buns on Halloween
Is it too much to ask?!

[Anonymous No.17944617]

>>17944567
If circuit breaker happens I'm literally selling right after. I remember last time a circuit breaker hit we ended green that day because the Trump shilling.

[Anonymous No.17944620]

>>17944550

[Anonymous No.17944621]

>>17944487
You missed the point entirely.
Don't use a single day as a large scale trend.

[Anonymous No.17944624]

>>17944550
You won't believe me but I created the 30 y/o boomer meme, so I feel responsible. Enjoy. Also fuck tripfags.

[Anonymous No.17944625]

>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17944632]

>>17944584
Not an argument. You can't even list yourself as having been ready for this but here you are complaining, pathetic. Men who whine too much instead of fixing their problems should get the rope

[Anonymous No.17944635]

>>17944587
>bankers and ceos didnt play musical chairs with mortgage backed securities hoping to not be the last one holding it.
Come on dude you really think they didnt know what was happening in china?

[Anonymous No.17944636]

SHOULD I DUMP MY TQQQ BAGS? I'M SLIGHTLY GREEN RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17944638]

>>17944563
If you shorted oil in the low $20s you're a goof.

[Anonymous No.17944641]

lmao there's an ad for QQQ on CNN

[Anonymous No.17944642]

19k imminent

[Anonymous No.17944648]

>>17944213
premium is through the fucking roof rn
are you guys still buying puts?

[Anonymous No.17944650]

>>17944614
>you

[Anonymous No.17944651]

>>17944624
>The man, the myth, the legend

[Anonymous No.17944653]

>>17944620
kek

[Anonymous No.17944657]

>>17944620
>>17944624
thank you

[Anonymous No.17944658]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEWez59fbI

based poo spitting the truth

[Anonymous No.17944661]

XOM KEEPS GOING DOWN WTF

[Anonymous No.17944671]

>>17944650
Tru

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17944672]

Is oil starting it's V-shaped recovery?

[Anonymous No.17944676]

Bears are gonna be back on top tomorrow. Tvix at 1200.

[Anonymous No.17944678]

>>17944661
People said to watch it and ease into a position DCA it down for awhile.
Don't say you weren't warned.

[Anonymous No.17944680]

>>17944636
no matter what these momos tell you hold on to it. massive gains are in store and we will recover from the whole coronavirus thing at some point

[Anonymous No.17944684]

>>17944632
>REEEEEE stop making points goy!
saying "not an arguement" doesnt make my arguement stop existing retard, your question is loaded. You dont see any countries prepared because none of you care how many dumb boomers and white kids die. heres your last (you)

[Anonymous No.17944687]

>>17944577
>>17944672
>>17944672
Bounce its not like Russia and SA have kissed and made up already

[Anonymous No.17944691]

What the fuck is going on?
Fucking hell I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.17944699]

>>17944676

i still don't understand what TVIX is

[Anonymous No.17944700]

>>17944607
>jews are foaming at the mouth for socialism for months now because they already have all the money. now they want to spend it, on the absolute control a communist revolution will bring. eat shit and die.

Speaking of foaming at the fucking mouth...

[Anonymous No.17944703]

>>17944635
No because like you said they don't give a shit, they trade debt with each other and have been for years way before 2008. If anything they are looking to have way more debt lined up to trade with each other but bankers aren't everyone kid. If you are pissed off about that then you should be pissed about literally hundreds of years of law to allow them to do this shit.

[Anonymous No.17944716]

>>17944624
I love you

[Anonymous No.17944717]

Fresh from my work e-mail, this is the most up to date information I have personally gotten on critical care re: COVID-19 kek.

[Anonymous No.17944719]

I'm excited for tomorrow's SQQQ cheapies!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17944720]

>>17944699

[Anonymous No.17944724]

>>17944684
>ad-hominem attacks are an argument goi!
Whatever you say mr kikestein

[Anonymous No.17944726]

Anyone else teach their (online/offline doesn't matter) friends to trade and is just kind of happily following their progress?

[Anonymous No.17944729]

>>17944672
Oversold bounce.

[Anonymous No.17944734]

>>17944719
why does triple witching necessarily mean growth

[Anonymous No.17944737]

>>17944648
Not on spy.

[Anonymous No.17944741]

>>17944213
>the retarded anti-trump leftypol commies that spam these threads
Commies get chopper rides.

[Anonymous No.17944743]

kek this faggot west coast doctor is SEETHING

[Anonymous No.17944744]

>>17944680
This is the truth.

[Anonymous No.17944747]

>>17944726
that sounds like a mistake
if they lose money they will blame you, unless you have friends that are like 2 standard deviations more mature than the average person
lol

[Anonymous No.17944748]

Bears got too cocky. The bottom is priced in, we can only go up from here.

[Anonymous No.17944751]

TVIX to $200,000

[Anonymous No.17944753]

BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

KATHERINE ROSS HAS CATS
I WANT ME THAT CATLADY PUSSSSSSYYYYY

>>17944632
You can't find your own fucking images?
You have to constantly repost /smg/'s images?
Contribute SOMETHING new, you don't NEED an image if you're just reposting, faggot.

I'm sick of having to tell you basic things like terminology and etiquette. How old are you?

[Anonymous No.17944755]

>>17944726
tfw no smart trader friends to teach me how this shit works

[Anonymous No.17944757]

>>17944741
>>the retarded anti-trump leftypol commies that spam these threads
>Commies get chopper rides.

Nigger, you do know there's a fucking /pol/ board, don't you?

[Anonymous No.17944758]

>>17944248
It is from
[Kotoyoshi Yumisuke] Shokunyuu 2

[Anonymous No.17944761]

>>17944726
I wish someone would do that for me anon. I love watching the market but only know how to hodl.

[Anonymous No.17944764]

>>17944734
This. I thought it was for all types of contracts?

[Anonymous No.17944766]

>>17944726
no. you sound like a spaz desu

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17944768]

>>17944717
NOT China Virus/ Wuhan Virus Stopped fucking reading there.

[Anonymous No.17944774]

>>17944743
CLASSIC WESTCOST FAGGOTRY

[Anonymous No.17944776]

>>17944753
>KATHERINE ROSS HAS CATS

she cute

[Anonymous No.17944778]

Kind of new to this, can anyone redpill me on tvix?

[Anonymous No.17944789]

>>17944314
LMT chad reporting in. going to airstrike china once the economy turns back on. screenshot this

[Anonymous No.17944793]

>>17944726
sounds like fun until they lose money and blame you lol

[Anonymous No.17944795]

>>17944753
>REEEEEEEE
Absolutely seething.

[Anonymous No.17944797]

>>17944365
CLICK
CLICK
CLANK

CLICK
CLICK
CLANK

[Anonymous No.17944802]

>>17944747
My fellow statistics student.

[Anonymous No.17944804]

Accumulate REFR

[Anonymous No.17944817]

>>17944392
Why? I can buy whatever the Americans can and we have better tax shelters because of based TSFAs.

[Anonymous No.17944822]

>>17944717
>black left gray right
>black left gray right
>black left gray right
>gray left black right
Why the fuck did they switch china/us CDC order at the very end?

[Anonymous No.17944824]

>>17944797
either tomorrow is the drop
or tomorrow brings us even higher for the monday drop

[Anonymous No.17944834]

>tfw this virus might not kill all the west coast + NYC people
oh well, at least my stocks go up

[Anonymous No.17944843]

>CORONAVIRUS CURE ON THE WAY, CHEAP AND EASILY PRODUCED
>MILLENNIALS DOING FINE, ECONOMY IS SECURE
>CHINA SLAUGHTERED THE VIRUS
>SOUTH KOREA PUT IT TO THE SWORD
>JAPAN DOING WELL
>ITALY ABOUT TO FLATTEN, RECOVER
>REST OF THE WORLD ABOUT TO REALIZE THIS WAS ALL A SHAM
>STOCK MARKET BACK TO NORMAL WITHIN A WEEK
>OIL PRICES WILL START CLIMBING SOON
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17944845]

Are we all in agreement that futures are going to be blood red after today?

[Anonymous No.17944852]

>200% increase in cases today in my state
>got a coof now
Fellas...

[Anonymous No.17944855]

>>17944824
>next week "Oh no I was retarded enough to short the bottom!"

[Anonymous No.17944868]

Blompf Live!
Watch him scowl as he can't get a word in!
He hates dealing with basic logistics issues!!!

He just interrupted the fucking general to tell someone else to answer the question hahahahaha

>>17944776
good taste!

>>17944789
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I sold

[Anonymous No.17944870]

Buy DWT?

[Anonymous No.17944872]

>>17944843
But us Americans can still fuck it all up. We were born for this!

[Anonymous No.17944874]

>>17944845
At this point I don't even know, the market has gone wacky

[Anonymous No.17944879]

>>17944845
>being this delusional
Sure I agree you suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.17944881]

>>17944843
Four fucking days and still wrong. Drumpf himself said its going to be at least 8 months before they can roll out a treatment/cure.

[Anonymous No.17944882]

TVIXCHADS WW@?

[Anonymous No.17944883]

Bearbros, what is buy range for SQQQ? Sub-24?

[Anonymous No.17944890]

>>17944843
>Italy about to flatten
>4,200 new infections TODAY
>475 new deaths TODAY

yeah bro, the curve is totally flattening, we're totally out of the woods

[Anonymous No.17944891]

Are we getting the trumpcoin yes or naw

[Anonymous No.17944895]

>>17944213
Jesus fucking christ. nuke Chinkland now before they set off another pandemic.

[Anonymous No.17944898]

>>17944845
Nope. Uncertain.

[Anonymous No.17944901]

>>17944855
Jokes on you! I bought cheapies AND shorted with leverage!!
>tfw getting blown tfo

>>17944868
Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIUs08PZcdo&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.17944906]

the bottom is 20k. you're out of your mind if you think that's not the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17944908]

>>17944843
Is this in the mirror world?

[Anonymous No.17944912]

panic selling

[Anonymous No.17944917]

>>17944845
No, futures and tomorrow will be green but we'll have Black Monday 3.0

[Anonymous No.17944924]

>>17944845
It was almost LIMIT DOWN 5 times last night
Yet we're ending up green with the Nasdaq up
Honestly I should have realized considering Nasdaq didn't do as bad as the other indices yesterday

[Anonymous No.17944925]

>>17944906
>the bottom is 20k.
We've already dipped into 18K retard

[Anonymous No.17944926]

>>17944890
Can't wait for all the retards to say "hey Italy is recovering!" after two/three weeks of quarantine when the rest of the world will still get this over and over.

[Anonymous No.17944927]

>>17944843
>>CORONAVIRUS CURE ON THE WAY, CHEAP AND EASILY PRODUCED

[Anonymous No.17944932]

>>17944906
the bottom is 0

[Anonymous No.17944933]

Green tomorrow checkem

[Anonymous No.17944935]

Here is my only question to determine if the market is going up or down tomorrow. Is the SQQQ trading volume always this high compared to normal stocks? It is overshadowing everything else that I am watching by miles. If this high volume ain't normal, this market will crash tomorrow with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.17944936]

The bottom is $200 for SPY. At least, that will be the last major test for support. A growth-dependent stock market gets battered when the economy contracts suddenly.

[Anonymous No.17944938]

>$42 SRTY
you're a fucking moron if you don't buy in now

[Anonymous No.17944939]

>>17944933
nope

[Anonymous No.17944943]

>>17944881
>BBC is the cure
CALL LANSKY

[Anonymous No.17944951]

>>17944924
>It was almost LIMIT DOWN 5 times last night

"Almost" being the key word.

[Anonymous No.17944955]

>>17944872
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO EMERGE STRONG FROM THIS, KEEP THE FAITH, MAGAAAAAA
>>17944881
>HE DIDN'T WATCH THE LATEST PRESSER
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONOON LOOOOOOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEEEEEEEAD OOHOOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>17944890
DENIAL, QUARANTINE EFFECTS GOING TO BE SEEN <SOON>

[Anonymous No.17944958]

>>17944843
lmao

[Anonymous No.17944961]

>>17944939
Yes. Checkem

[Anonymous No.17944970]

>>17944504
not only that, when other nations started noticing what was happening communist China literally blocked their doctors and researchers from coming over to investigate and get samples. even the pozzed WHO parroted the china propaganda of "nothing burger just a flu" despite china locking down an entire city of 40 million with full military quarantine

fuck china

[Anonymous No.17944972]

>>17944936
is this the new netflix adaptation of Harry Potter that I heard so much about?
might have to watch it

[Anonymous No.17944975]

>>17944891
no

[Anonymous No.17944977]

Why isn't hydroxychloroquine thought to be a cure btw

Today was either the biggest short cover so far or someone who believes in hydroxychloroquine buying in big.

[Anonymous No.17944982]

>>17944890
No it was:
+5,322 cases
+427 deaths

[Anonymous No.17944984]

>>17944843
fallin for the 3/20 short squeeez like a champ

[Anonymous No.17944985]

>>17944955
You're legitimately retarded you fucking cultist.

[Anonymous No.17944987]

>>17944935
>If this high volume ain't normal, this market will crash tomorrow with no survivors.
I'm going to need to see your math on this one

[Anonymous No.17944992]

Any on air freak outs today?

[Anonymous No.17945003]

March Triple Witching brings a rather bearish seasonal current.

Since the SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY) began trading in 1993, the S&P 500 closed lower on Triple Witching day 15 out of 21 years (71%).

The week after Triple Witching Friday ended with a weekly S&P 500 loss 14 out of 21 years (66%).

[Anonymous No.17945006]

I'm in UVXY and have several puts for it to try to counter what may be an overnight fuck fest

my ability to sell has been revoked for some reason. so here i am getting fucked in two holes

[Anonymous No.17945017]

WEWWWW this BofA CUTIEEEE up close on CNBC... some of these babes really know how to stage themselves for a webcam, better than the tv studio does.

[Anonymous No.17945019]

>>17944882
TVIX was an actual rocket to the fucking moon. wow.

[Anonymous No.17945021]

>>17945003
tomorrow is actually an extremely rare quintuple witching day though

[Anonymous No.17945022]

>>17944288
I fucking wish!
t. GUSH bagholder

[Anonymous No.17945026]

>>17944987
It means buffet is going all in bro

[Anonymous No.17945027]

>>17945006
You day trading?

[Anonymous No.17945029]

>>17944977
didn't pass peer review

[Anonymous No.17945031]

[Anonymous No.17945035]

>THE WHITE HOUSE HAS DISCUSSED GROUNDING DOMESTIC FLIGHTS
>DR FAUCI IS PUSHING THIS
>THE WHITE HOUSE HAS DISCUSSED GROUNDING DOMESTIC FLIGHTS
>DR FAUCI IS PUSHING THIS
>THE WHITE HOUSE HAS DISCUSSED GROUNDING DOMESTIC FLIGHTS
>DR FAUCI IS PUSHING THIS

[Anonymous No.17945040]

>>17944987
More like logic. If people think tomorrow will actually be green, why are they trading SQQQ assumedly buying it now at such high volume? You can check volumes yourself, but it would make no sense to me for it to be traded so much if it wouldn't be thought to go up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17945042]

Chase closed all their retail bank spaces due to the virus. Who the fuck actually goes to a bank anymore, anyway?

[Anonymous No.17945048]

>>17945017
Bofa who?

[Anonymous No.17945049]

>>17945029
Source?

[Anonymous No.17945056]

im such a stupid faggot guys
i made pretty good on the market this week despite all the bullshit
this morning i said i wouldnt trade because i didnt have a gameplan
at open i said yolo and threw all my cash into tqqq $37 put expiring tomorrow
i was 10% green for about 10 min then i got raped

im gonna lose it all tomorrow aren't i?

[Anonymous No.17945059]

>>17944933
Nice

[Anonymous No.17945060]

>>17945035
LMFAO
All the cure spammers went quite real quick

[Anonymous No.17945061]

April 1 SPY 200 PUT?
TOO EARLY CONTRACT DATE OR NO?

[Anonymous No.17945063]

BOBO STATUS: COPING, SEETHING, CRYIN'
VIX DOWN
FUTURES UP
HOES DOWN
DICKS OUT
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945067]

We /bull/ now. We'll all look back at these bargain basement deals and wonder how we could have been so lucky to get these cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17945069]

>>17945049
>>17945029
I mean- did it *fail* peer review or has it simply not been reviewed yet?

[Anonymous No.17945079]

>>17944977
It has severe side effects like seizures. The other one attacks the mitochondria so don't expect usage outside of life threatening situations

[Anonymous No.17945081]

>>17945063
lmao 1% up and you are cheering.

The absolute state of bulls.

[Anonymous No.17945084]

>>17945003
I'm bullish on tomorrow because I think the volume of shorts that need to be covered is going to be unusually high

[Anonymous No.17945087]

[Anonymous No.17945090]

>>17945063
If its green tomorrow it will be a bloodbath on Monday, like always.

[Anonymous No.17945092]

>>17944992
usual leftwing commie faggotry from the presser this morning. they are still butthurt about President Trump calling it a china virus

[Anonymous No.17945095]

MY SQQQ CALLS ARE DOWN 80% WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17945106]

Nobody actually thinks the Russel 2000 rising 7% today makes any fucking sense, right? Am I wrong to all in on SRTY for the inevitable crash?

[Anonymous No.17945107]

ONLY FASCISM WILL SAVE THIS GREAT NATION

[Anonymous No.17945109]

>>17944933
If trips, red tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17945114]

>>17945042

Cash deposits/withdrawals are like 90% of a bank's foot traffic now.

[Anonymous No.17945128]

>>17945042
Banks don't want to own physical banks, but have to by law. So this is a God send for them. Lots of the expense is just gone.

[Anonymous No.17945130]

>>17945087
So realistically, all of us can have as much money as we want and buy anything. Nice.

[Anonymous No.17945132]

>>17945040
so are you betting that this is people buying SQQQ or taking profits in high volume, forcing the price down? Are these people hedging or rolling back their hedges? Are you saying these people are good at predicting future conditions, or they're going to be offsides and have to exit their positions?

>>17945048
I dunno some lady in a blue sweater
she cute tho

[Anonymous No.17945133]

come on SPY lets end at $250

[Anonymous No.17945136]

>>17945056
>id has all the works to form "hold"
im thinkin its gonna be ok bros

[Anonymous No.17945138]

Bobos I’m new to puts. I should hold right? R-right? Please help me keep my hands steady.

[Anonymous No.17945139]

bros help What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.17945143]

>>17945027

not anymore. my account got locked lol

[Anonymous No.17945148]

>>17945022
*G~AAAADOOOOOO~USH*

[Anonymous No.17945153]

>>17945106
lol

[Anonymous No.17945156]

>>17945139
bullish

[Anonymous No.17945159]

>>17945107
it saved italy

[Anonymous No.17945160]

>>17945130
All the money you have is not yours. It is given to you buy the government which took a loan from the federal reserve/central bank.

[Anonymous No.17945167]

Hedged first the weekly pump tomorrow, not selling my puts

[Anonymous No.17945172]

>>17945139
fake and gay

[Anonymous No.17945175]

>>17945139
the whiteboi crip walk

[Anonymous No.17945178]

>>17945139
it's called the big dipper
buy it

[Anonymous No.17945180]

>>17945138
grow a pair

[Anonymous No.17945182]

>>17945107
Based

[Anonymous No.17945184]

>>17945138
anon the deaths havent even started fully coming to the USA yet. Just wait. We are fine.

[Anonymous No.17945190]

>in-person service-sector pumping
This is the stimulus being priced in, isn't it? Would have expected a green day tomorrow, but might be red red red if it's all priced in today

[Anonymous No.17945193]

>That drop
JEROME
JEROME THE PRINTERS

[Anonymous No.17945195]

Dollar index up 5% for the week? hmmm... Dollar/Yen at 110... can I import a waifu harem now?

>>17945128
brilliant.
I did not know this

[Anonymous No.17945199]

>>17945160
Who cares stfu

[Anonymous No.17945200]

>>17945107
Yup, I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.17945202]

>>17945153
it's literally down 2% since I posted that lmao

JAKE TAPPER IS COOFING ON AIR! CNN IS INFECTED!

[Anonymous No.17945204]

>>17945139
The Blumpf
It's the sound a shit makes as it impacts the water of the toilet.

[Anonymous No.17945207]

>>17945172
It's not like it matters anyways, the fed isn't gonna come calling for their loans ever.

[Anonymous No.17945208]

>>17945139
He bought?

[Anonymous No.17945209]

>>17945133
Lol you're delusional

[Anonymous No.17945216]

SPY dropping again, everyones buying their SPY puts for tomorrow morning. keep your calls for afteroon rally

[Anonymous No.17945217]

>>17945132
I am saying I am a cynical about the world, and that if everyone thinks things will go up due to quadruple witching day then those same traders wouldn't buy SQQQ. I am assuming they are trading and betting on that and other reverse ETFS instead tomorrow since the volume has to come from somewhere, meaning no pump from them. They may short squeeze later, but they intend to tank the market tomorrow otherwise enough investors wouldn't touch this stuff.

[Anonymous No.17945224]

>>17945092
To be fair, we have a lot of dumb niggers and red necks here and they can easily be spurred to assault random asian looking people. If you want to be accurate on it's origin, it should be the Wuhan Virus.

[Anonymous No.17945225]

>>17944648
what platform is that
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.17945226]

>>17945139
Golden bull run

[Anonymous No.17945232]

should I buy TQQQ during this drop to sell during the short squeeze tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17945235]

>throw order up for SQQQ at 24.50 earlier
>suddenly see it's been filled
>instantly shoots up to 26.50

[Anonymous No.17945239]

bull faggots on suicide wtach

[Anonymous No.17945243]

>>17944636
No anon. We're gonna be rich when this is over. Sell and you'll never make it

[Anonymous No.17945246]

>>17945216
OF fucking course the spy starts dropping when my market maker has closed trading.. REEEE europe is such a pita.

[Anonymous No.17945250]

MARKETS ARE CLOSING

[Anonymous No.17945252]

What do we think about LEAPS on cruise line stocks?

[Anonymous No.17945256]

>>17944717
>NOT "Wuhan Virus"
>NOT "China Virus"

fuck off

[Anonymous No.17945258]

CRASH IMMINENT

[Anonymous No.17945261]

>Buy SQQQ and TVIX at end of pump
>They both go to the moon
>Sell immediately
FUCKING EZ. Tomorrow is going to be green and I'll just buy more lol.

[Anonymous No.17945263]

IF YOU AREN'T FEELING /BULLISH/ NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING TO MAKE IT


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945264]

2 MILLION SHARES SOLD IN TWO MINUTES, SPY

[Anonymous No.17945265]

thoughts on going buy&hold with MSFT, MCD, BRK, DIS, V & GOOG ?

[Anonymous No.17945273]

>>17945139
The actual bottom.

[Anonymous No.17945280]

>>17945069
sorry I was mistaken, it has not been reviewed yet

[Anonymous No.17945282]

>>17945235
>bought at 24
I am smiling so much. seeing this.

[Anonymous No.17945284]

Close under 20k pls

[Anonymous No.17945288]

why does UWT have 400,000,000+ worth of volume?

why people touching this shit right now

[Anonymous No.17945289]

>>17945263
they dont make anime like this anymore

[Anonymous No.17945292]

DO I SELL MY PUT RIGHT NOW OR IS IT GOING DOWN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17945299]

>>17944717
stop reading at seattle

then i washed my hands while singing the birthday song

[Anonymous No.17945312]

Boys I'm thinking of putting money in airlines, should I do it now or wait for em to go down further

[Anonymous No.17945314]

>>17945282
>>17945235
You're stupid. That shit is tanking. We're passed the bottom. Pull out while you still can before it's worthless. You've been warned, I'm trying to help you.

[Anonymous No.17945318]

>>17944504
>Ok faggot show me one place on earth prepared and not caught off gaurd.
/pol/ :^)

[Anonymous No.17945321]

>>17945292
yes

[Anonymous No.17945320]

>>17945265
those should all be solid longs

[Anonymous No.17945323]

>>17945289
No, they don't. Is there anything left in the industry for old fags?

[Anonymous No.17945324]

>>17945292
It's definitely going down. Check the trend of the past few days.

[Anonymous No.17945325]

>>17945292

Sell them now.

[Anonymous No.17945326]

>>17945292
tomorrow is triple witching hour so expect a pump but everyone is expecting a dump so expect a pump but everyone is expecting a pump so expect a dump

[Anonymous No.17945327]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17945329]

is this bad?

[Anonymous No.17945334]

BEARS DID A NO-CONFIDENCE LAST MINUTE DROP BUT GOT STOPPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS, THIS IS AS CLOSE TO THE FLOOR AS WE'RE GOING TO GET SINCE YESTERDAY. NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY BUY BUY!!!!!! LAST WARNIIIIIIIING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945335]

Today was a bull tap

[Anonymous No.17945336]

>>17945288
This is your chance to make it retard, but as much of that shit as you can

[Anonymous No.17945341]

>>17945312
some will go bankrupt. Either wait and try to pick winners or invest a small amount in JETS.

[Anonymous No.17945343]

>>17945265
you'll probably make a lot of money at very low risk over the next few years, but should add defense stocks (KTOS, RTN, LMT) and some pharma (PFE, BAY or whatever Bayer trades under)

also unironically buy TSLA if you can get it under $400

[Anonymous No.17945347]

>>17945314
looking really bullish
>>17945139

[Anonymous No.17945350]

4mil red dildo and spy still going up lol

[Anonymous No.17945351]

>>17945312
just wait until the bailout is announced / finalized

[Anonymous No.17945354]

>>17944717
>double glove
I was told never to double glove?

[Anonymous No.17945355]

SELL SELL SELL
SELL
SELL
E
L
L

S
E
L
L

DO A FLIP FAGGOT
DO IT NOW

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17945356]

GME is such a fucking beast

[Anonymous No.17945366]

>>17945224
to be fair, china started this. Trump would still be calling it coronavirus if the communist chink party members and chink ambassador to the USA hadnt started a concerted worldwide propaganda campaign saying the virus came from america and american soldiers started it in wuhan

[Anonymous No.17945368]

Why would you want the market to crash. Did you know that for every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die. That people's retirement, 401k, savings, mortgage payments, credit going to shit.

[Anonymous No.17945373]

>>17945334
>trying to poomp so he can buy puts
pretty based

[Anonymous No.17945374]

>>17945334
The more realistic it tries to be, the more turned off I am

[Anonymous No.17945383]

>>17945354
dont
rubbing latex will make both break
stupidest advice ever

[Anonymous No.17945384]

DON'T HOLD YOUR PUTS RETARDS, YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE TOMORROW
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17945404]

>>17945323

Besides the same isekai/moe garbage? Nah, anime is pretty much dead.

>>17945368

>Why would you want the market to crash.

So I can buy shit cheap. Boomers had it in '08 buying cheap stocks and foreclosed houses, now it's my turn.

[Anonymous No.17945405]

>>17945368
I have 2 shares of sqqq, let the whole world burn

[Anonymous No.17945411]

>>17945326
I'm starting to get the feeling that none of you have any fucking idea what you're doing and you're basically just gambling

[Anonymous No.17945412]

>>17945336
what if it reverse splits? GUSH already announced it was

[Anonymous No.17945415]

>>17945292
>>17945384
update: I'm out. I could have made like $800 if I sold yesterday but like a retard I waited

[Anonymous No.17945417]

>>17945368
I want people to die

[Anonymous No.17945425]

>>17945366
Except Trump started calling it the China Virus before that. It's blatant dog whistle to trumpcucks to be angry at china despite Trump dragging his feet for 6 weeks, letting it spread wildly before doing anything about it.

[Anonymous No.17945428]

>>17945288
This is the first significant high volume green day oil has had since the drop below $50. That attracts attention.

[Anonymous No.17945435]

DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.17945438]

>>17945354
Double glove is fairly common in healthcare/chemistry.

[Anonymous No.17945441]

>>17945405
good luck living on the streets when it goes to 0 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17945442]

>>17945415
screencapping this for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17945444]

>>17945405
kek /smg/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.17945446]

>>17944843
>economy secure
I'm gonna stop you right there son

[Anonymous No.17945458]

>>17945366
lmao no he wouldnt and you know it
he gives retarded names to everything unwarranted because thats how his monkey brain works
it even has its own wikipedia page
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump

[Anonymous No.17945464]

BELOW 1%

[Anonymous No.17945465]

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

[Anonymous No.17945467]

CRAB MARKET CRAB MARKET
WALK LIKE CRAB
TANK LIKE MARKET

[Anonymous No.17945469]

>>17945356
>GME
Weird looking chart

[Anonymous No.17945470]

>>17945368
Yes thank you Brad Pitt.

[Anonymous No.17945473]

>>17945411
>I'm starting to get the feeling that none of you have any fucking idea what you're doing and you're basically just gambling
rare to see someone learn something here

[Anonymous No.17945476]

What you guys think about UWT

[Anonymous No.17945479]

>>17945405
hey me too fren

[Anonymous No.17945480]

*sips*

>>17945224
Correct, which is why Kung-Flu is racist and unfunny, but WuFlu is perfectly natural and rolls off the tongue and is socially acceptable.

>>17945323
There is NOTHING out there like Milfina and the ctarlctarl furry and femdom samurai

But Dorohedoro is pretty damn good, though i'm several episodes behind.

[Anonymous No.17945481]

>>17945425
shutup stupid

[Anonymous No.17945482]

>>17944520
Tomorrow will probably be green, mild green day today + peeps closing shorts out + stimulus passed + Friday PPT Pump during Trump's afternoon address = Mumus believing 20k is the bedrock bottom and going buy crazy

[Anonymous No.17945483]

>>17945425
Pretty sure he just does it so China can't weasel their way out of it like they've been trying to ever since this shit dropped. China has money in WHO and probably a ton of other establishments to protect their image.

[Anonymous No.17945493]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 3.05%, seeing signale's of potential releef rally incoming. VXX put sweepers coming thru, technicals finna get less insane through end of march? Contrary to news about virus, exponential phase reached within US. Cautiously optimistic for 2morrow.

[Anonymous No.17945495]

Did we get another circuit breaker? My ETFs aren't updating.

[Anonymous No.17945500]

And that's market close.
Mixed day for me. But more or less what I predicted.

[Anonymous No.17945502]

A FUCKING CRAB
>A FUCKING CRAB
A FUCKING CRAB
>A FUCKING CRAB
A FUCKING CRAB
>A FUCKING CRAB
A FUCKING CRAB
>A FUCKING CRAB
A FUCKING CRAB
>A FUCKING CRAB

[Anonymous No.17945503]

>I called it a Green day
>People called me retarded
Fuck you bearfags. Tomorrow will be green to. Monday though.....

[Anonymous No.17945504]

>not even 1 percent up
bearchads are you ready?

[Anonymous No.17945509]

>>17945495
yeah

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17945515]

>>17945469
yeah but have you seen the numbers?

[Anonymous No.17945520]

>>17945458

[Anonymous No.17945525]

+1%, STABLE AND STEADY ALL DAY LONG, FUTURES LOOK LIKE TYPICAL DAY AGAIN, CORONAVIRUS WHO???????? GREEN DAYS AHEAD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945527]

>>17945495
........It's literally the end of trading now.
Markets close at 4pm.
Christ hire a broker....

[Anonymous No.17945531]

>>17945493
how did you know the vix would drop?

[Anonymous No.17945532]

i'm holding SDOW and SPXS overnight. it's too late now.

[Anonymous No.17945538]

>Shorts were all green yesterday
>Hmm I shouldn't be greedy
>I don't wanna get burned like the last time
>Cash out
>Shorts go red today
I'm learning guys!!!

[Anonymous No.17945539]

The Lord's punishment for not being humble about yesterday's gains
Hopefully tomorrow is a red day
Do you guys recommend buying for the weekend and holding provided I can sell everything for a profit tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17945540]

>>17945425
>dog whistle
Return from whence you came

[Anonymous No.17945542]

>>17945504
It's going up tomorrow to thanks to expiring puts.

[Anonymous No.17945543]

>>17945493
closed my puts today. they got me a nice 110% but it could have been a nice 230% if i closed them yesterday

[Anonymous No.17945548]

>>17945495
I know we're on /biz/ and all, but you cannot possibly be this retarded

[Anonymous No.17945550]

nice that you can trade spy options for another 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.17945551]

>>17945493
I've had better days

[Anonymous No.17945554]

>>17945525
Stop posting homo stuff, that's not cool. Okay?

[Anonymous No.17945555]

>>17945493
Big green today. shout out WEN

[Anonymous No.17945556]

>>17945525
Imagine the sex

[Anonymous No.17945564]

Holding SQQQ for tomorrow?

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.17945565]

>>17945063
Nasdaq back to 8k by June and 9k by Christmas!

[Anonymous No.17945571]

>>17945564

You are so fucked, dude. So fucked. God I'm glad I'm not you.

[Anonymous No.17945572]

>>17945493
I'm currently up 2.5% but gayass Wealthsimple uses 15 minute delayed quotes. I expect it to go up a bit because SRTY jumped at the end from $42 (where I bought it) to $46.50

I sold my Raytheon stock to buy SRTY. I still believe in Raytheon but I was up 10% on it already and locked in dem gains.

[Anonymous No.17945574]

>>17945564
Not.

[Anonymous No.17945575]

>>17945493
Hmm, yep. I'm thinking we made it boys.

[Anonymous No.17945577]

>>17945564
I mean going by after hours the market is shitting itself

[Anonymous No.17945578]

>>17945548
its a reddit joke

[Anonymous No.17945583]

>>17945564
You're fucked tomorrow. Maybe unfucked Monday.

[Anonymous No.17945586]

Bears are back baby aftermarket dump is here

[Anonymous No.17945588]

*sips*

>>17945493
>Contrary to news about virus
you mean because people are hopeful about gin & tonic being the cure?

I thought news was... explosion in diagnoses and a curve that not looks uglier than italy because of retarded testing delays?

Why optimistic if exponential phase is reached?

I put on some shorts yesterday as protection, took some losses in them today, being totally retarded. Literally that "emotional trading" video, pissed away some money on piss.

[Anonymous No.17945594]

>>17945564
You're gonna make it, bro.

[Anonymous No.17945597]

>>17945564
sell for as much profit as you can on open, then buy dirt cheap in the final hour

[Anonymous No.17945601]

why did they buy so many spy puts @ 25?

[Anonymous No.17945605]

>>17945555
My brother
I bought in yesterday, only a small amount but it feels good nonetheless

[Anonymous No.17945618]

>>17945548
>>17945527
They only update once a day and they normally update half an hour ago. I'm still worried.

[Anonymous No.17945622]

>>17945565
BEAR IN ETERNAL COPE, SEETHE. HE HAD HIS MONTH OF FUN, BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT BULLS RUN THE MARKET 95% OF THE TIME. IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO BECOME A BULL, OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945634]

>>17944793
>>17944747
I pitched it as a nerve tickling Jew magic game rather than a way to reliably get rich. No maturity required.
Once you engage Vidya gaym circuits things get significantly easier to handle.
One of my guys deleted like 8k 10 months ago and has gradually been grinding his way back to the top through sheer autism.
So yes.
There's been some pretty severe losses before, but the general mentality has been holding incredibly steady.
Now the aforementioned guy is helping me mentor the others.

[Anonymous No.17945643]

>>17945564
risky move dude. if we open and it's way down, sell immediately. if we open and it's up, hold tight there will be exit points. what's your buy-in price?

[Anonymous No.17945658]

>>17945588
>exponential phase
Social distancing my nigga. Eat shit

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17945664]

Situation is under control.. went outside and people were still out and about..

just short restraunts and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.17945665]

>>17945643
different anon here in similar situation. in at 24.50

[Anonymous No.17945668]

>>17945368
To make money, duh winning

[Anonymous No.17945673]

>>17945601
where do you get this info from?

[Anonymous No.17945674]

>>17945483
And he's trying to shift blame for the failures he's done here too. Again, 6 weeks, did nothing despite the federal government being aware of it as a massive problem the entire time.

>>17945540
Okay, I arrived. Here, on 4chan. What now?

[Anonymous No.17945698]

NEW THREAD
>>17945682
>>17945682
>>17945682
>>17945682
>>17945682
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17945707]

>>17945618
......Ok what's your etf?
Cause I'm pretty sure you're just looking at the wrong place.
I wouldn't get in on the ETF action myself since they're tranches wrapped in securities and packaged as mutuals...

[Anonymous No.17945710]

>>17945493
Nice rebound day on oil. Around +14% as i'm writing. Initial profit take planned for $32.

[Anonymous No.17945711]

>>17945531
How long has VIX sustained levels above 80 in the past? It's a mean-reverting indicator
>>17945588
Outlook right now is short relief rally off redicc oversold technicals followed by retest of lows. CAUTIOUSly optimistic for this week, getting scared for April. Genuinely bullish on Chloroquine, bearish on what's gonna happen to NY, SF, LA through April even with it's help. First bunny ear peaked on VIX? I think there's a good chance.
Just 15 liters of gin and tonic a day would give me enough quinine to stave off symptoms...

[Anonymous No.17945722]

>>17945664
No you idiot, people milling around outside is why this isn't under control. You need Wuhan or Italy style lockdowns to stop Boomer Remover.

[Anonymous No.17945726]

*sips intensely and grunts in satisfaction*

>>17945532
I sold like a puss puss.
took too many daytrades, couldn't sell my FNGD so i bought some FNGU at the worst fucking time kek

>>17945658
excuse me sir, I wasn't talking to you.

People are still going to the grocery store and calling that "self quarantine" kekkled

[Anonymous No.17945742]

>>17945707
HSBC FTSE 100.

[Anonymous No.17945747]

>>17945425
no, he didnt you imbecile. try watching and reading news

[Anonymous No.17945755]

>>17945525
So wonder which ones the bottom

[Anonymous No.17945759]

>>17945665
at $24.5 you'll be fine. but $26.50 would've been a good exit point during that last minute dump, try not to get greedy. i just try to have a price in mind that i'll sell at before i even buy in.

[Anonymous No.17945768]

>>17945597
I may do this

>>17945643
Buy in price is 24.20 and I also have a call set up for 27.00 I almost positive I'm gonna lose that premium though.

[Anonymous No.17945789]

>>17945759
thanks mate. will most likely sell at the open

[Anonymous No.17945810]

>>17945768
is the expiration tomorrow? if so... maybe. but this will be a good lesson. i hope you make lots of money in the future bud, we're all learning as we go.

[Anonymous No.17945821]

>>17945747
>FOX NEWS SAID SO!!!!
Okay retard. He was calling it the Chinese Coronavirus hoax back in early February. China wasn't trying to blame America until the last one to two weeks.

[Anonymous No.17945836]

>>17945542
It's going to go down because everyone is expecting it to go up because expiring puts

[Anonymous No.17945837]

>>17945810
Yeah expiration date is tommorow.

[Anonymous No.17945887]

>>17945711
DCAd a bit of SVXY today before it pumped but DAMN am I far from green!

That's good news, tell mom i'm toasting to her and our health and hoarding gin and tonic.

Stuck in SF and want to drive to LA to get some protection before roadblocks are put in place... family thinks I'm being paranoid... dunno dunno... This news of national guard movements has me thinking things are going to move FAST all at once, maybe this week.

Oversold majorly on technicals, Cramer's indicator is higher than it was in the 87 crash...

[Anonymous No.17945939]

>>17945480
It's no good anon. I'll think I'll just stay with the old school hentai's and doujin's.

[Anonymous No.17946009]

>>17945887
Yo cowfag weirdo, why would you buy SVXY instead of EXIV?

[Anonymous No.17946048]

>>17945405
sssq never breaks 30

[Anonymous No.17946051]

>>17945939
You tried dorohedoro and didn’t like it? That’s a surprise. Dorororo on amazon was also quite good but not like outlaw star.

[Anonymous No.17946135]

>>17945368
wealth distribution