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3ply edition

>This crash is ridiculous the market can't possibly go any lower this week than it already has.
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2akKSFXBthE (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/triple-penetration/

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17925261

>> No.17927256

Oil is going to bounce back right?
Oil reached it's bottom yesterday, right?!

>> No.17927261
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>> No.17927263

>>17927236
Preying for green tomorrow

>> No.17927270

Holy shit futures dropped so hard

>> No.17927273

>>17927256
There will be a proxy war for the oil price, just wait

>> No.17927275

株の未来はすごい赤い

>> No.17927276
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17927276

BOBO. STOP IT.

>> No.17927277

>>17927256
Oil is going to $10
The saudis will stop at nothing until they are the only supplier on earth

>> No.17927279
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17927279

STARTING TOMORROW AT 18K

>> No.17927281

>>17927270
why?? they were green

>> No.17927283

Is from China

>> No.17927289

literally about to limit down lmao wtf is this market

>> No.17927290

>>17927256
Russia and OPEC are still refusing to talk to each other. Saudi is still pumping the market with oil so no. We have not reached the bottom yet. We are no where near the bottom of the barrel.

>> No.17927293

>>17927281
no idea but we're limit down almost lmao

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woah

>> No.17927297

Who here /comfy/?

>> No.17927301
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Wow that went to shit really fast!

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17927303

Am I invited here fellas?

>> No.17927306

>>17927256
How much impact will lack of commuting add to the supply glut? Amazon is not even delivering shit anymore. No cruise ships, international flights being canceled. If Russia and Saudi come to an agreement then it'll bounce. If not, It's dead

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>>17927256
>Oil is going to bounce back right?
Absolutely.
>Oil reached it's bottom yesterday, right?!
That remains to be seen. If tomorrow is another killer it could dip in to the teens briefly.

>> No.17927310

>>17927290
We need a drone attack to their installations

>> No.17927319

>>17927297
Extremely comfy. I was about to gamble into some UDOW today for tomorrow, but I decided against it. Damn that was lucky. 100% cash at the moment.

>> No.17927327

>>17927297
I've been holding SPY puts for a while now. I'm very comfy

>> No.17927330

limit downs are /comfy/

>> No.17927331
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>>17927303
The bulls are finally learning

>> No.17927333

Bloody Thursday
Pale Green Friday
Red Tide Monday

>> No.17927336

Just close already

>> No.17927344
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17927344

Looks like I've finally got to take the CoronaPill and learn me something. The Economist put together a Coronavirus homepage hub!

https://www.economist.com/coronavirus

Particularly of interest:
>Understanding SARS-CoV-2 and the drugs that might lessen its power

>>17927236
kekkies this is good picture!
Did you make?

>> No.17927346

>>17927297
Just got the go ahead to work from home. Feeling pretty good right now.

>> No.17927349

>>17927270
not oil...

>> No.17927350
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17927350

Why do commodity etfs suck so bad? I would think they’d do alright relative to the dollar. I want something other than BTC to hedge against inflation, but I have no idea where to put my money.

>> No.17927356

>>17927256
Not until we see major shale bankruptcies

>> No.17927359

>>17927350
Are you kidding? oil is priced into every commodity. If oil is fucked, they are all fucked

>> No.17927377

>>17927349
didn't say oil, this is smg so naturally i'm talking about stocks

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>>17927256
>w-we will back to normal in a few week r-right? right?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17927390

>>17927377
oil is a stock

>> No.17927397

>>17927356
Russia can afford to keep current prices much longer than the US and KSA taking into account the fact that corporate america is currently having a profound meltdown. Perfect timing from Putin.

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whos ready for thursday

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17927412

Guys I'm really struggling to decide how to invest once we bottom. Part of me wants to just go vtsax and keep things simple. But a big piece of me wants to invest in specific companies that have taken the biggest hit. What do?

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17927413

JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN?
JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN?
JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN?
JEWS FINALLY KILLED THE WORLD ECONOMY, 4TH REICH WHEN?

>> No.17927416

>>17927297
Holding onto 760 bucks of extra cash because I honestly don't know what to buy right now. I'll buy and hold tomorrow depending on how many of my options sell.
Today was my first purely positive day, breddy comfy

>> No.17927423

>>17927166

If you really want to know its $WOW, though I don't run it anymore

>> No.17927427

STOP TRADING YOU FUCKING MUMUS AND LET IT LIMIT DOWN

>> No.17927429

Try WTID and OILU, yea? >>17927256

>> No.17927435
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>>17927409
NOT AGAIN TODAY WAS RED

TOMORROW HAS TO BE GREEN

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

>> No.17927437

>>17927350
>hedge against inflation

Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities or gold.

>> No.17927442

>>17927409
>Sold SQQQ right before the conference because suspected stimulus pump
>That retarded panic buy I did into TVIX 20 minutes before the market closed is the smartest thing I did
I'm so fucking bad at this.

>> No.17927452

got $15k to invest what do?

>> No.17927453

What's the over/under on martial law and how badly will everything tank as a result?

>> No.17927454

>>17927429
GUSH

>> No.17927455

>>17927297
>added more SQQQ on margin after hours today (pretty close to Schwab making a margin call)
>a little DXD sitting in the Roth that I want to experiment with and hold for a while
>work from home continues with no end in sight
>stockpiled with food, booze, weed to last a while
>weather getting nice

Very /comfy/ desu

>> No.17927458

>>17927344
>Did you make?
no i saved it from a thread on /pol/

>> No.17927462
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>>17927413
> ITS THE JEWS!!!! ITS ALWAYS THERE FAULT!!!! WHITE MAN NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER!!!!!!! ITS ALL THE JEWS!!!!!

>> No.17927465

>Stuck at work tomorrow and can't enjoy the meltdown live

Dammit

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17927475

>about to hit the limit down

This is bullish right?

>> No.17927476

>>17927462
it literally is the jews

>> No.17927477

>>17927454
GUSH BRO

>> No.17927478

>>17927452
Don't invest. We are nowhere near the bottom.

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>>17927435
you still haven sold? Anon please...

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>>17927409
Ready for the final flush.

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>>17927475
oh yeah totally

>> No.17927487

>>17927454
It's down 99%

>> No.17927490

Tesla is absolutely just'd
Where are you guys gonna go back in?
My target is under 300 but even that seems too liberal atm.
It might go under 200

>> No.17927499

What shows are there where I can watch people slowly die inside while the stock market crashes?

>> No.17927501

>>17927476
Look at his name anon.

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Can't wait for all these cheap, hit rock bottom oil stocks.

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>>17927482
I WILL NEVER SELL. I AM A DISCIPLE OF MR BUFFET

>> No.17927511
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>>17927476
>it literally is the jews
go back to /pol/ faggot

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>>17927465
>working

>> No.17927524

>>17927490
$50

>> No.17927532

GUSH seems risky ngl

>> No.17927538
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17927538

THE BRAKES YOU FOOL!!!!
HIT THE FUCKING BRAKES!!!!!

>> No.17927539

>>17927509
NEVER SELL IF YOU LOSE MONEY
BUFFET RULE #1

>> No.17927544

>>17927511
If Trump hates jews so much why does he give them billions a year?

>> No.17927555

>>17927524
Seriously?
No way would it go that far down

>> No.17927562

>>17927429
OILU will be delisted in a week or two. Of you really wanna go bullish on oil go with UTY or GUSH.

Be aware oil is not done dropping yet.

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17927567

KOSPI just hit limit down at -8%

>> No.17927583

>>17927532
Did they get bankrupted or something?
Can't believe they're under a dollar.

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guys is it a smart move to invest into payment installment companies such as afterpay when they are this low? Surely in a year or two when this scare has gone it should gain back a lot of value specially when people are looking to buy shit in installments due to a poor economy.

>> No.17927592

>>17927511
We /smgol/ now, get used to it

>> No.17927596

>>17927562
I am shorting GUSH to zero.

>> No.17927601

>>17927297
I'm not, my gf is pushing me to call the union on my bosses, but i dont want to jump into that shit since we're about to get alot of business with this plague shit while her travel insurance marketing job is getting fucked in the ass.
If i sick the union, im out of work and it's going to be hard to get another job.

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>>17927482
I'm starting to think that selling into any rally between now and August might not be a bad strategy. The government is slowly starting to set the expectation that this will be a big problem well through the summer.

>> No.17927622

>>17927583
maxed out on SQQQ and MRNA soooooo i like have sub 5 bucks left lol

>> No.17927627

>>17927555
And the dow wont shed 9000 points, things have not even begun to get bad, the government expects this to last until july in a best case scenario, and is not ruling out it not ending for 18 months with multiple waves of reinfection in documents that leaked.

the party hasn't even started.

>> No.17927638

>>17927601
Sorry anon I hope thing go well soon

>> No.17927641

>>17927562
Last week I shilled OILU on here but obviously crude is nowhere near a bottom and so I bailed with some profit by the skin of my teeth. WTI wants to go south of $10 lmao, crazy shit

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>>17927462
>>17927511

>> No.17927655

>4.90%

BREAKER BRO'S REPORT IN.

>> No.17927656

>>17927532
>>17927583
>GUSH
>bankrupt
Its an ETF...

>> No.17927659

>>17927601

Cuck.

>> No.17927661

>>17927275
そうですね。明日たくさん自殺があると思います。

>> No.17927668

RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD PUTS ASSUMING THE MARKET WILL BOTTOM OUT AT 15-16k FUCK

also, how the *fuck* do I determine the proper value for purchasing a put?

>> No.17927678

>>17927567
Why is korea down? I thought they were recovering.

>> No.17927681

>>17927656
Ok ok, cum will be GUSH'n out my cock

>> No.17927683

>>17927532
yeah its so close to zero right now. What if you bought shares and it went really far negative and you ended up owing money?

>> No.17927686

How many retards are going to buy oil on the way down to $10? I see at least a dozen in this thread already

>> No.17927688

> Bulls pushing it back
The fuck is wrong with these people?

>> No.17927694

>>17927656
THANKYOU ANON THIS PEOPLE IS FCKIN STOPID

>> No.17927695

>>17927583
It's an ETF, not a company. ETFs can't go bankrupt. GUSH is having a reverse split on the 23rd though

>> No.17927701

>>17927437
>Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities or gold
That sounds interesting. I’m afraid to touch gold because I believe its passe.

>> No.17927702

Soon the state govt as a whole will be shutdown. We've closed the doors to the public. We've closed the non essential businesses, they're letting those who can work from home and work flex hours in an attempt to limit the spread of the virus. Soon they'll shut down all the way. Hell two U.S congressmen have the virus now. Soon they'll all get it. They can't do "work from home" cause the constitution mandates they all meet in one location.

>> No.17927704

>>17927683
no, it will just go into the void

>> No.17927707

>>17927661
ね?でも、この一ヶ月はヤバイ。

>> No.17927710

are there any value buys left for puts?
I keep putting some on lists but then the next day they drop 5% and I can't afford them anymore
Missed out on INDA, EWZ and Z

>> No.17927716

>>17927702
I hope the whole congress gets it.

>> No.17927717

I can't just walk by this thread and not post
KOT
see you at another -10% tommorow stockcucks

>> No.17927723

>>17927678
Their cases unexpectedly shot way up today

>> No.17927726
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17927726

HAVE FAITH IN OUR KING

>> No.17927730

>>17927591
>Surely
Gonna need more than that

>> No.17927745
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17927745

>>17927717
>KOT

>> No.17927746

>>17927710
I brought it up above, Netflix. 70x in a recession, good luck with all that. Another week or 2 people are going to be trimming back on streaming options, not suddenly deciding to sign up for Netflix.

>> No.17927752

>>17927659
yeah im a cuck for staying with corrupt piece of shit bosses instead of jumping into the 20% unemployment rate coming soon to the depression near you

>> No.17927756

>>17927236
Can someone explain
>Call/Put and Buy/Sell
I'm confused as hell

>> No.17927757
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>>17927627
this anon is correct.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/bill-ackman-pleads-to-trump-to-increase-closures-to-save-the-economy-shut-it-down-now.html

Listen to this interview of billionaire Bill Ackman CRYING ON LIVE TELEVISION, VOICE SHAKING WITH FEAR because he knows how bad it's going to be. People have not realized at all how bad this is going to be. This is the great depression of our time. Stocks are going sub-2008 levels.

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if only you could see the horrors that await

>> No.17927761

>>17927730
i'm looking long term 2+ years even.

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>>17927726
fuck off cunt

>> No.17927767
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>>17927511
>Trump supporters
>not loving Israel

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Should i do it looooool

>> No.17927772

>>17927746
Eh I could see it going either way. NFLIX could be a cheap isolated alternative to the formerly social lifestyles of women.

>> No.17927776

>>17927746
yeah, I glanced but was too worried about the power of streaming, still 'subscription services' will get cut when the purse strings tighten, so good call there.

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>>17927544
Fuck off paid shill.
>>17927482
It hurts my dude.

>> No.17927783

What an amazing start to the decade

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>>17927236
You forgot to remove the youtube video

also i got a double 1/4 lb'er instead of tbell, because lazy

>>17927083
>CERU muh nigga
good times man, good times...

>>17927277
Russian government can last longer with lower cost per barrel than Saudis can

added bonus: saudi citizens are spoiled as fuck by extremely generous government handouts, while russia is kind of used to, somewhat less from their government gives

>>17927333
checked
and yea, thats always how it goes, the script is getting predictable
I bet today will be low volume wednesday like usual, once we see the next two days's

>>17927344
Cute!
what are we, 14th one now?

>>17927423
worth it for the ticker alone tbqh famalam

>>17927710
-3x ETF's until we get a breather in a week or so, otherwise the charm and vomma are going to eat your gains

>> No.17927785

>>17927756
Leave, faggot

>> No.17927792

>>17927746
Also, their new content is going to dry up so people might cancel and try disney + or whatever

>> No.17927800
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17927800

I checked back to see how the stocks are holding up...

Just.... JUST!

>> No.17927804

>>17927770
YES MOTHER FUCKER

>> No.17927809

>>17927462
>jews run all the funny money
>IT'S NOT THE JEWS!
Found the kike.

>> No.17927811

>>17927756
Dude...

>> No.17927812
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17927812

WHYYY DID I SELL AT 28 AHHHHH

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN

>> No.17927813

>>17927756
investopedia

>> No.17927814

>>17927772
And I agree, I don't see them struggling to retain customers. Go ahead and explain how that justifies a 70x earnings valuation. That is absurd for any market for what Netflix is, for a recession?

>> No.17927817

>>17927783
I remember reading an article about a decade or less ago stating 2019 would have a depression worse than 1929

Guess they were a year off

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Is there any reason to not go all in on TVIX Friday?

>> No.17927833

>>17927814
Oh yeah definitely not. I misunderstood your post. My bad. Pray for my GUSH please

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I didn’t think CCL MAR Live nation were still shortable but god damn some people made some money while I lostlostlost
>>17927757
Jesus they’re playing some of his interview on Brian Williams right now and holy fucking shit. No wonder we limited down.

I fucked up.
No more sleeping in.

>> No.17927840

>>17927804
Consider it done!

>> No.17927841

>>17927819
I already own 2 but I'm a retard who's just gambling
Tell me why it's a good idea to hodl it plz

>> No.17927843

>>17927819
That's a big Bobo.

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17927848

who's pumping, stop.

>> No.17927849
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17927849

What kind of pattern is this?

>> No.17927851

>>17927792
>>17927776
>>17927772
These are all true, but you guys really are ignoring the glaringly obvious, 70x earnings valuation. That's fucking retarded.

>> No.17927854

>>17927819
TVIX is the only smart play

>> No.17927857

>>17927297
40% down overall and could give less than a shit. My 401k is wrecked, but my small amount of play money was just that: play money. Just going to hold what little I have left and and check on it around noon casually. Definitely not putting money in until we see a definitive bottom. May use my Trump bucks for when that happens

>> No.17927867

>>17927840
Fuck yeah dude welcome to the tard club. I bought $600 this very day. Best of luck to you my foreign brother.

>> No.17927872

>>17927833
I WILL! MY GUSH BROTHA

>> No.17927873

>>17927656
>>17927694
Would it be wise to do a VERY long term Call order for GUSH?

>> No.17927878

>>17927511
But it is the Jews.

>> No.17927879

>>17927833
Gush is tempting. If I make big gains off my puts I'm going to toss 1k into calls 1+ year out.

>> No.17927880

>>17927849
https://youtu.be/mWNdjEafof8?t=91

>> No.17927884

>>17927841
Don't take advice from me I'm also retarded.

>> No.17927886

OK IM STARTING TO FREAK OUT
WHY FUTURES ARE CRASHING AND BURNING SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17927276

>> No.17927894
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OH GOD IM GUSHINGGGGGGG UHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17927895

>>17927849
A V-shaped recovery.

>> No.17927897
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How low could it possibly go? I would kill to have a shit ton of this at a cost average of $10 or so

>> No.17927898
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>>17927878
Fuck off shill

>> No.17927904

>>17927695
Now what does that mean for me who owns 35 shares?

>> No.17927905

>>17927851
mate, Chipotle had almost 90x earnings valuation before the crash, we were in a clown market and still are, another -20% on major indeces at least before stocks are worth buying

>> No.17927909

Do you guys know of any european inverse ETFs?
I can't get SQQQ here.

>> No.17927911

>>17927886
AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA

>>17927892
very nice image I like it a lot :D

>> No.17927913

>>17927898
>shills are the ones naming the jew
Too obvious moishe.

>> No.17927914

>>17927770
good luck living on the streets when it goes to 0

>> No.17927919

>>17927800
If we get a huge red day tomorrow followed by more continuation of red on Friday all bets are off. We're gonna crater to levels never seen in modern times. Bill Ackman was absolutely right, and there's no way the US can do what he says has to be done to avoid complete economic catastrophe. I just hope my SQQQ doesn't somehow get vaporized when everything starts systemically breaking down.

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>>17927854
based, VIIX and UVXY are decent budget options too

>>17927897
they usually do some splits when the two ETF's get too out of wack

>>17927909
they might be illegal in EU? or maybe only leveraged ones are

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>>17927757
See >>17927886

It's fucking over. Our entire system is going to fail. Companies cannot take 18 months of losses. They will fire everyone. Mass unemployment. No one making any money, no one can afford rent. Supply lines shut down because people are sick or they can't afford it. It's fucking over. It's over unless Trump orders a 2 month mandatory quarantine and enforces it with the military.

>> No.17927932

The war against China will fix the economy. Dont stress bros.

>> No.17927935

>+15
>-15
>+15

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>>17927757
>>17927839
Holy shit
>mfw he went full paranoia and isolated himself in fucking February
>came out of his cave to call CNBC to cry on air about how bad everything's gonna be and how corona will kill his dad and how they need to shut America down for a month

>> No.17927943

>>17927904
YOU ARE FUCKED. STAB YOURSELF

>> No.17927945
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Is the dow gonna open below 19k tomorrow?

>> No.17927947

>>17927913
You only post in this thread to shill your ideals and nothing about stocks.

SharePol is ruining this place. Fuckoff.

>> No.17927951

>>17927812
>Dat gif
audibly kek'd

>> No.17927952

>>17927886
Anon, they've already recovered significantly.
>>17927905
They did, and look where it is now. It's coming to Netflix as well trust me, nothing with valuations like that last. Even chipotle has tons of room on the downside, look for it around 30x soon, where Netflix will land eventually.

>> No.17927953

>>17927905
>$900/share
>for a fucking BURRITO company

Ten years down the road, we'll look back and laugh.

>> No.17927955

>>17927898
Watcha doin, rabbi?

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>>17927894
EENF EENF EENF EENF

>> No.17927962

>>17927409
I WANT TO GET OFF FLU MANCHU'S WILD RIDE

>> No.17927969

>>17927928
Jesus that's a lot of partial derivatives

>> No.17927973

>>17927409
Why didn't the circuit breaker go off?

>> No.17927982

>>17927958
>>17927914

Worst case, i lose pocket change :p

>> No.17927984

>>17927873
No. GUSH literally only loses money. Just look at the chart. It only works for single day pops.

>> No.17927988

>>17927973
Because fuck your 401k that's why

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>>17927969
those arnt even the final forms

>> No.17928005

Is it a good idea to go all in to UDOW or Tesla now?

>> No.17928010

>red futures

welp this is the end bros time to get in those bread lines

>> No.17928018

Australian markets don't look so good.

>> No.17928019

>>17928005
Wait for this crap to end

>> No.17928020

What on earth just happened to the bonds?1 month and 3 months are pretty much 0.

>> No.17928021
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>[RTRS] 18 Mar - U.S. FED SAYS WILL CREATE MONEY MARKET MUTUAL FUND LIQUIDITY FACILITY TO LEND TO FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS SECURED BY HIGH QUALITY ASSETS PURCHASED BY THOSE INSTITUTIONS FROM MONEY MARKET MUTUAL FUNDS

>U.S. FED SAYS PROGRAM INCLUDES $10 BLN OF CREDIT PROTECTION FROM U.S. TREASURY EXCHANGE STABILIZATION FUND

>U.S. FED SAYS FACILITY WILL HELP MEET DEMANDS FOR REDEMPTIONS BY HOUSEHOLDS AND OTHER INVESTORS TO ENHANCE CREDIT PROVISION THROUGHOUT THE ECONOMY

>U.S. FED SAYS WILL ACCEPTED COLLATERAL INCLUDES U.S. TREASURIES, GSE SECURITIES, ASSET-BACKED COMMERCIAL PAPER RATED A1/F1/P1 AND UNSECURED CP RATED NO LOWER THAN A1/F1/P1

Powell is awake and aware and blowing all his loads to try to stop the S&P from closing lower than the 2018 low

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remember when Buffett called this a pale imitation of 1987?
Who's laughing now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoZUjxstIZs&feature=emb_rel_end

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I tried playing this retard crab game and losing at every turn. On Friday when this thing pumps I'm going to pull the trigger and go all for the future dumps.

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17928035

In the end were the prepers right?

>> No.17928037

>Bought calls at the bottom today
>Made a cheeky 30% on the afternoon pump
>Held instead of selling because I thought it would pump tomorrow

GOD DAMN IT

>> No.17928040

>>17927929
>>17927942
At least in 08-09 it was mostly just the banks looking for a bailout. Now we have all things travel (airlines, hotels, cruise lines), energy as producers have no revenue to service debt, auto makers, small and regional banks under pressure, big banks (not all are as well capitalized as JPM), fucking Boeing of all companies among so many others.

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17928048

all trolling aside, is anyone else starting to get really worried, i mean people are gonna start losing jobs in huge numbers and some businesses are gonna close down permanately

>> No.17928050

>>17928021
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200318a.htm

>> No.17928051

>>17927969
now realize that 90% of people that trade options aren't even aware that these values exist

>> No.17928052

>>17928010
>red ID
uh oh :(

>> No.17928053

I've been playing super short term, always taking profit a day or 2 after buying. I think I'm going to go big on a SPY put expiring in May tomorrow, and ride it out a bit.

>> No.17928059

>>17928048
Lol ya

>> No.17928061

>>17928048
Sounds based

>> No.17928065

>>17927943
This. But I bought some calls anyway on the 0.01% chance it will go up

It's a lottery ticket play

>> No.17928066

They won't let oil of all things die ... right? Right?
Should I put some money into oil ETFs like XOP? GUSH also looks quite tempting too but I don't know much about leveraged ETFs and whether I can / should hold. Advice ples.

>> No.17928070

>>17927256
>Oil is going to bounce back right?

Eventually, yes ofcourse. Even Saudi and Russia will not be able to sustain sub $20 prices.

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>>17927894
Here's your gush bro

>> No.17928073

I have the math skills of a 5 year old. Meaning I failed college algebra three times in a row. Is it possible to trade stocks and not understand anything above basic math?

>> No.17928076

>>17928048
I have no guns and am running out of food.

>> No.17928081

>>17928066
YOLO on GUSH faggot
Nah but seriously USO is sag

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>>17928018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc

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if only i'd bought puts that day lul

>> No.17928086

>>17928073
yes

>> No.17928087

>>17928050
They see futures slipping and literally cook this shit up on the spot. Who the fuck does a press release at 11:30 PM?

>> No.17928094
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are there any good books on learning more about stocks?

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>>17928048
People in this thread don't realize that 20% of people in their twenties need to be hospitalized or they die, and that the disease causes permanent lung/organ damage.

>> No.17928097

>>17928048
I'm worried, but I'm also enjoying the ride. I'm hoping it crashes and we hit a global depression.

>> No.17928102

>>17928048
Only niggers and beaners will

>> No.17928107

>>17928086
thanks

>> No.17928110

Why the hell is USD going up? I don't get it. They're inflating the supply and the Fed's interest rate is 0. Why the hell is it skyrocketing? Shouldn't I be afraid to hold USD right now for when it all comes crashing down?

>> No.17928112

>>17928048
>all trolling aside, is anyone else starting to get really worried, i mean people are gonna start losing jobs in huge numbers and some businesses are gonna close down permanately

This doesn't worry me, because it will happen and there's no sense in worrying about something that's already going to occur.

What worries me, however, is that this is going to be the trigger for something far, far worse, much like how an A-bomb is the trigger for a H-bomb.

>> No.17928116

>>17928073
Am 18 year old made 100k on Wall Street bets with a 5k investment. Yeah

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>>17927256
Saudis are crashing the market with no survivors, there is no bottom

>> No.17928119

>>17927952
Ok, anon. Guide the way. What put should I buy with what expiration?

>> No.17928122

>>17928096
Nahh that's not even true man

>> No.17928125

>>17928048
I work for a European bank in a US office. Our business has pretty much completely frozen over the last 2 weeks. Any forecast anyone had in the company was written off weeks ago. They'll keep writing the pay checks for a little while but the whole system is locked right now, no one wants to do business until this blows over, and it isn't blowing over anytime remotely soon.

>> No.17928132

>>17928116
what timeframe?

>> No.17928137

>>17928048

The soft will be culled. It may make my life harder momentarily but I was raised in a depression tier environment and can navigate my way back up and on top. Depressions are where new money is made.

>> No.17928138

>>17928094
No, nobody in the history of the world has ever written a book about stocks or finance. Sorry.

>> No.17928140

>>17927757
He's lost it. CNBC should not have done that interview live. The man isn't being rational at all.

>> No.17928146

>>17928110
>Why the hell is it skyrocketing?

Foreigners fleeing from the currencies of their shithole countries.

>> No.17928149

>>17928071
10 dollar loss on my end, i could just pull out a few bucks from savings to make up for it or just buy something else tomorrow with the 40$

>> No.17928150

>>17928096
None of us hikkineets are worried about catching it.

>> No.17928163

>>17928110
Can anyone answer me here I genuinely want to know?. I get paid in Korean won and I'm getting absolutely fucked on the exchange rate.

>> No.17928170

>>17928110

The whole world is buying the dollar idiot. The US has the best chance of emerging from this without cratering, we ARE the world economy.

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My currency is collapsing.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17928021
>glowies trading unsecured CP
>they even have a rating system for CP

>> No.17928187

>>17928146
Won't it all crash back down in a month or 2 though?

>> No.17928195

>>17928132
3 months. Apologies, it was actually 800 to 40k

>> No.17928196

>>17928140
He is being totally rational. You just underestimate how bad things will be.

You'll see, when doctors start choosing who lives and who dies in hospitals in the US like is happening in Italy. When that happens, dow jones will go to 0.

>>17928150
I'm not worried about that either as I work from home. I am worried about having to get food or medicine.

>> No.17928197

>>17928170

Also sorry for the “idiot”, I’ve been on biz all day and forgot that you don’t have to insult everybody you reply to

>> No.17928203

So after seeing the futures trickle down for 3 hours we'll now see them climb up for another 3. Cool...

>> No.17928205

>>17928180
You're essentially a yurocuck, you deserve it

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>>17928180
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.17928211

>>17928195
Ok so now you have 0 credibility

>> No.17928213

>>17928119
Anon that depends on so many factors..just get an OTM put a few weeks out.

>> No.17928220

>>17928196
>dow jones will go to 0

>> No.17928223

>>17928170
So should I cave and jump ship to the USD right now or wait? It seems like in 2 months it will crash back down very hard but I'm not sure.

>> No.17928224

FUTS DOWN LARGE AGAIN. BOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.17928230

>>17928163
Korean won is infamous for volatile it is, the shitcoin of 1st world currencies

>> No.17928231

>>17928203
Doubt it. We are deep red tomorrow.

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>>17928180
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU CHINESE FUCKING BAT CUNTS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>17928180
Mine too but I'm holding the other side.

>> No.17928252

>>17928223
>>17928170
I actually think that in the long run, $USD will decrease in value. We will have chimp outs over COVID-19 and then Asian currencies will look much, much better in comparison.

>> No.17928256

>>17928233
I really like your perth mint silver coins btw

>> No.17928259

>>17928224
They were almost at limit down. Fed came out with some new bullshit to pump it back up just now >>17928021

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/19/fed-to-shore-up-prime-money-market-funds-amid-wall-street-rout.html

>> No.17928262

>>17928211
I was confusing it with another user that went from 5k to 330k in 3 weeks but wasnt 18. Sorry anon

>> No.17928264

>>17927952
I’m going to cancel my subscriptions to any of these types of services, I expect others will as well, once they start losing their jobs.

>> No.17928279

>>17928252
>I actually think that in the long run, $USD will decrease in value
Gee ya think?

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>>17928051
or know what a partial derivative even is

>>17928073
>Is it possible to trade stocks and not understand anything above basic math?
absolutely, its a free country

>>17928048
adversity is the greatest catalyst for innovation there is, do not fear it, embrace it!

change is the only certainty in life frend

>>17928096
>freeing up bloated pension funds and popping the massive realestate bubbles
>could cause massive turnover in the Senate

thats why its exciting

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>>17927849
The road to hell

>> No.17928292

>>17928230
Yeah I've been using crypto as a proxy for trading KRW to USD for a few years now. It's so bad the banks won't let me send money home to the US because of "unstable FX rate". I'm licky cause I can do it with crypto anyway but that's some fucking bullshit.

>> No.17928299

>>17928264
I could see this, and couldn't care less, the only thing I need for my case is the absurd valuation in a recession. No valuations that absurd survive recessions, ever.

>> No.17928307

>>17928180
What is that, a loss of like 12%?

Get Trudeau to open the country to my dick please, it needs to purchase a wife.

>> No.17928314

>>17928252

The Chinese are the KINGS of chimp outs, what are you even on? We’re perfectly fine in the US, people are going through a fear phase right now but next week will be the acceptance and bargaining.

>> No.17928317

>>17928279
>>17928252
So I've still got about $40,000 in a foreign currency that I wanted to send to USD but haven't been able to yet. Rather than send now and get fucked, should I wait a few months?

>> No.17928323

>>17928288
Checked, and the fact that real estate is going to go to ground and bankrupt the mortgage laden banks and rentier boomer class makes me happy in a way I can't explain. I'm coming for your house boomer.

>> No.17928324

>>17928307
It's a 10% loss

>> No.17928338

>>17928140
He's absolutely correct though. People don't have an intuitive grasp of how exponential compounding works, our brains just aren't designed for it. I see a lot of people saying that he's just being an alarmist, but nobody is addressing the points in his argument.

>> No.17928339

>>17928048
you dont get it bro history is being made right now, we're living in the end of the roman empire

>> No.17928341

>>17928317
I have no idea at all. Currency is a strange beast.

>> No.17928342

>>17928292
USD is unironically a good investment for the next few weeks if you don't want to risk a short position, everybody is liquidating their assets and equity in panic mode and fleeing to something stable. Even government bonds are moving to cash right now.

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>>17928021
Aaaaaaaand that didn't last long. Nice try Powell

>> No.17928367
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17928367

To all the anons here that don’t believe in our great country , the greatest country on earth. Please have some faith . America is smiling you back with some cheapies stocks

>> No.17928373

>>17928338
>People don't have an intuitive grasp of how exponential compounding works
Yes and math people don't have a good grasp of actual viral spread. You're not going to see 50% infection rate in the US.

>> No.17928376

which god do i pray to for limit down

>> No.17928379

>>17928262
Meh it's still reddit so I probably won't touch it
Thanks for clarifying though

>> No.17928396

>>17928094
Beating the Street I hear is a good one. Also The Big Short will give you a great understanding of how you the financial market really works. And the book, not they movie. And expect to do a lot of online research to understand what the hell you're reading.

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>>17928367

>> No.17928411

>>17928373
You have to stick a cucumber up your ass hole in a week when you are wrong

>> No.17928413

>>17928279
Relative to other currencies was what was implied, negro.

>>17928314
Baltimore Riots, New Orleans after Katrina, Los Angeles Riots. Modern American history has set a precedent on how this nation performs in times of insecurity and turmoil. Wait until doctors have to choose whites or blacks for triage. It's not going to end well.

>> No.17928415

>>17928373
Why not? All the numbers I've seen from health professionals are in the 60% range. Do you have any experience with epidemiology?

>> No.17928420

Does TVIX suffer from decay?

>> No.17928421

>>17927919
>I just hope my SQQQ doesn't somehow get vaporized when everything starts systemically breaking down

Don't worry. It's not like Deutsch Bank is the largest counterparty or anything.

>> No.17928422

>>17927895
We just have to hit the bottom, then we can go back up goys!

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>>17928376
Mamma Mila

>> No.17928426

look at the number of homes that have gone up for sale or decreased their price in the last 2 weeks. people are panicking, with good reason.

it will be a while before prices bottom out though, probably years.

>> No.17928434

>>17928376
Corona-Chan of course!

>> No.17928439

>>17928426
Is it really happening? The boomer house flippening?

>> No.17928441

>>17928411
so it's 50% infected in a single week now?

>> No.17928442

>>17928415
He doesn't. All the fucking justaflufaggots think their own back-of-the-napkin judgement disqualifies actual studies by epidemiologists.

>> No.17928448

>>17928035
where is coronochan bepis REEEE

>> No.17928451

>>17928359
FASTER! FASTER! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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17928467

>>17928314
how much longer will the communist dynasty last?

>>17928323
im just happy im about to graduate with 0 debt, 0 loans, and a fat Yang or two in my pocket next month

but then the real struggle will begin....

>>17928367
dont tell them how this is just the final monthlong beartrap before we start our 7 decade mega-ultra-golden-bullrun to finish up the 21st century

>then the Martian Independence Wars begin

>> No.17928468

>>17928426
Just wait for when millions of people die or have to move out of their homes into hospice/with relatives because they've been crippled

>> No.17928484

>>17928442
The problem is the (((experts))) are fucking stupid too, and even worse they have no common sense. Remember the "experts" were telling everyone to just wash their hands 4 weeks ago and it would be fine. FINALLY we're closing shit down like we should have weeks ago.

Fuck experts and fuck "nothingburger" faggots. Only the chad overreacters and panickers will survive.

>> No.17928486
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CLOSE

>> No.17928487

>>17928439
i still am getting emails daily or properties hitting the market, like they're trying to slide out last minute. like we don't know what's happening in the world.

it's too late.

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>> No.17928496

>>17928264
A lot of people who don't shitpost on Albanian lens design newsletters have nothing to live for other than watching streaming content. It is probably over valued, but I think subscriptions will go up with enforced quarantine.

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>>17928484
>Only the chad overreacters and panickers will survive.
BASED

>> No.17928515

>>17928441

You have no basis for your argument other than being an contrived contrarian. Kind of like my shitpost. Do you understand now?

>> No.17928519

>>17928180
Any canuk goods to buy on the cheap?

>> No.17928521
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>>17928434
how could i forget! and we're right on the cusp of it, too!
so go corona-chan, go!! you can do it!!! let's hit 17k tomorrow, okay!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NEETBUX DENIED! WE WERE SO CLOSE GOYS

DEMS WILL ONLY SUPPORT A (((GOVERNMENT LOAN)))

>>17928438
>>17928438
>>17928438

>> No.17928526

I’m moving to mars with Elon musky

>> No.17928531
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>S&P Dancing on that limit down threshold

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>>17928511
SILVERKEKS BTFO! TP CHADS WILL INHERIT THE POWER AND PRESTIGE OF THE FUTURE

>> No.17928546

>>17928421
>Don't worry. It's not like Deutsch Bank is the largest counterparty or anything.

Jesus fuck, DB needs to be like fucking Voldemort where you don't say the name for fear of imploding the entire world's banking system.

>> No.17928553

>>17928522
Thank you Representative Pelosi. That money needs to go to BLACK communities and BLACK families who are hurting. NOT wypipo who already owe us reparations for their privilege. We need mo money fo dem programs.

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PANIC TIME

YUAN SHOT UP TO 7.11

HIGHEST IN 5 MONTHS SINCE THE TRADE WAR PANIC

CLOSE TO ALL TIME FUCKING HIGH

>> No.17928559

>>17928531
did we not hit it, and they're only allowing trading above the limit?

>> No.17928564

>>17928484
they were telling you to just wash your hands and not buy masks because they realized early on how fucking bad it is, noticed we are not getting a working vaccine in a year since we still don't have a vaccine for SARS from 17 years ago (the one they tried made it worse because sars actually uses your immune response to spread to new tissue), and made a really tough conclusion: the only way this is going to stop is if they let it burn itself out.

The big brains have been working overtime trying to figure our the best way to burn it out in the lowest time table with as few deaths as possible on the way to herd immunity. Thats why we haven't locked everything down yet in the way china attempted. It was already too late for the world when china failed to keep it in Wuhan.

>> No.17928576

>>17928522
>>17928537

>> No.17928579

>>17928559
>did we not hit it, and they're only allowing trading above the limit?

2273.50 is the magic number

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>>17928556

>> No.17928585

>>17928556
ARE WE WINNING THE TRADE WAR

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>>17928553
LAZY NIGGERS. DISGUSTING

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What the hell is wrong with KHC? All the other packaged foods companies (CPB, GIS, CAG, HML) are climbing out of this hole - some even green - because of the shelter-at-home directives.

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FUTURES ARE ABOUT TO END.... FOREVER

>> No.17928595

>>17928556
Why?

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>>17928556

>> No.17928602

>>17928522
That doesn't even make any sense, how could dems block the bill when they're writing it? That's not how the US govt works.

>> No.17928611

Is there no limit down tonight holy shit it went down and beyond 5% 3 times already

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>>17928592
>vix at 80
Holy fuck the world's about to end
>yfw VIX at 100

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>>17928592
I shouldnt have closed my puts today. This is disappointing. Worth buying more at open?

>> No.17928624

>>17928579
ah thank you anon
how do you figure that's the one? i thought it was 5% for futures, 7/13/20% for regular s&p

>> No.17928626

>>17928564
You give them way too much credit. They're probably just stupid, and even if they're not, it doesn't matter. After many years I've found the following to be true: when malice and stupidity are both possibilities for inappropriate behavior, treat it as both and exterminate it as fast as possible.

Nobody who recommended handwashing in February should ever be listened to again, and they should be forced to eat their words every time they try. I wish I could write a bot for this.

>> No.17928627

>The shortage of face masks is so severe that the CDC is now advising nurses and other health care providers that they can "use homemade masks" like a "bandana" or "scarf" "as a last resort" -- even though it admits the effectiveness "is unknown."
lmao
just wear a bandana you'll be fine I swear

>> No.17928629

NEW THREAD: >>17928617
NEW THREAD: >>17928617
NEW THREAD: >>17928617

>> No.17928631

>>17928611
It's even more impressive because tomorrow was supposed to be a green day.

>> No.17928636

>>17928630
>>17928630
>>17928630

NEW!!!!

>>17928630
>>17928630
>>17928630

>> No.17928638

>>17927776
netflix is getting more and more fucking cucked with their programming. their shows are weaker, they are fucking overblown, it's a streaming bubble that's about to fucking burst.

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>>17928556
Can I get a brainlet version of this post?

>> No.17928642

>>17928540
Nice of them to kick in the shipping for free there.

>> No.17928652

>>17928619
I sold my SQQQ at $29 and $30 today and I'm happy. Even if it goes deeper, the dead cat will be so stronk it'll go far above today's range.

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>>17928629
you make new new, without youtube link, i delete old?

>> No.17928676

>>17928641
Welcome to the Chinese Century

>> No.17928679

>>17928619
>open
Open is like the worst time to buy anything unless you are gambling. Highest premiums and no direction or momentum.

>> No.17928690

>>17928048
This is bigger then that buddy. This will unironically be the worst crash of all of our lifetimes and is right on time to spring board radicle political and social change

>> No.17928702

>>17928611
The rules are wonky, it can actually hit 5%, as long as people are willing to bid below that. I believe it closes out when there are no open orders for below 5%. That's my limited understanding.

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>>17928702

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>>17928094
Intelligent Investor is a good start. I just picked up Random Walk Down Wall Street myself. I'm taking these times to educate myself through books, investopedia, and my own failings to bounce back greatly.

Pic related is a common list of good places to start

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>>17928048
Since we are quarantining settle in and watch Mr Robot if you havent already
Basically the economy crashes with no survivors and NYC is turned into a shithole (blackouts, bread lines, bartering, piles of trash, etc...) it's a great depiction of what a catastrophic great depression in the 2010s would have looked like

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CROCS IS THE ONLY THING WE NEED IN THIS LIFE

>> No.17929116

>>17928085
how can you see flags what is this nigga VIP biz? or are you fucking pol posting?

>> No.17929131

Guys if you turn the chart upside down we're actually mooning

>> No.17929150

>>17928117
if they push to far the jews will have the greatest gif murica has ever given them, a middle east without KSA

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>>17928674
my god it all makes sense now

>> No.17929207

>>17928163
what shitcoing were you shilling, be honest?

>> No.17929302

>>17928540
THERE WILL BE POOP.
Son I've built this empire with correctly identifying a niche, that had to be wiped.

>> No.17929453

>>17928619
can you buy puts when the market is closed?

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