/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17918660]

Just swallowed a jar of sleeping pills.

I will curl up into my bed and get comfy, it's the only thing I ever enjoyed in this life.

Goodbye /biz/, may you all make it.

[Anonymous No.17918698]

>>17918660
>killing yourself by overdose
Pretty fucking gay, although it won't work so see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17918712]

>>17918660
That doesn't work anymore with modern sleeping pills anon

[Anonymous No.17918713]

>>17918660
Sleep tight, pupper.

[Anonymous No.17918967]

Gnight OP

[Anonymous No.17919000]

>>17918660
see you at work in the morning wagie, you will be well rested for an extended shift in the cage

[Anonymous No.17919007]

>>17918660
nn anon. Hope you don't permanently hurt your liver.

[Anonymous No.17919025]

>>17918660
get your stomach pumped and go to confession. Suicide is a sin

[Anonymous No.17919049]

>tfw obese slob pepe will be the last thing you see before it all goes dark

[Anonymous No.17919050]

>>17918660
You'll just sleep for like 2 weeks and wake up screaming from the worst nightmare you'd ever had

[Anonymous No.17919069]

http://lostallhope.com

[Anonymous No.17919087]

>>17918660
>trying to suicide with pills
>he's not going to make it

[Anonymous No.17919105]

>>17918660
Sleep well anon.

[Anonymous No.17919221]

[Anonymous No.17919256]

>>17919069
How do bullets to the head take any longer than 1 second, let alone minutes

[Anonymous No.17919257]

>>17919069
>shotgun to head
>1.72 min duration
The fuck? I get a few seconds of the heart still pumping blood but over a min?

[Anonymous No.17919270]

[Anonymous No.17919299]

>>17919069
Hanging is literally the best. It scores well despite the fact that lots of people don't know the proper method.

[Anonymous No.17919321]

>>17919256
>>17919257
Human body is surprisingly durable. People survived fumbled shotgun shots to head.

[Anonymous No.17919334]

>>17919257
>>put gun in mouth and fuck up and only blow apart your jaw
>>aim at your head and fuck up only giving yourself brain damage and blowing apart some skull before you bleed out
there's a ton of opportunity for user error
inert gas asphyxiation is what actual doomers know to use

[Anonymous No.17919338]

>>17919270
this looks like it's very effective, altho i would aim for the brainstem not the frontal lobe

[Anonymous No.17919343]

>>17919321
Based ropebro.

[Anonymous No.17919357]

Why are people so boring? If I were to end myself I'd rawdog hookers all day and overdose on cocaine

[Anonymous No.17919396]

>>17918698
>>17918712
What can you do to increase the chance of it working?

[Anonymous No.17919406]

>>17919299
also you can just rope your jugular and wait for coma/death. No drop needed.

[Anonymous No.17919421]

>>17919256
I have a cousin that tried to off himself like that. He survived.

[Anonymous No.17919430]

>>17919396
alcohol and xans sounds like a plan

[Anonymous No.17919449]

>>17919396
pills are pretty inneffective in general because your body forces you to vomit

[Anonymous No.17919489]

>>17919406
Technically it's the carotid artery that you wanna compress, but yeah, that's the basic idea.

[Anonymous No.17919490]

/suicide/ general

[Anonymous No.17919518]

ok, my sudoku lesson here is done. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.17919541]

>>17918660
What a dumb thing to do, good luck you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.17919563]

I'd suggest you'll go throw it up now anon or you'll feel pretty terrible waking up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17919579]

>>17919396
Pick a better method

[Anonymous No.17919615]

>>17918660
Anon CALL an ambulance right now! Dont kill yourself!

CALL RIGHT NOW DO NOT DELAY!


I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.17919623]

>>17919579

[Anonymous No.17919626]

>>17918660
do not go gentle into that good night
rage, rage against the dying of the light
>>17919221
had an acquaintance put on a pair of headphones and went walking down the train tracks. Always was an inconsiderate cunt.

[Anonymous No.17919630]

>>17918660
Sleeping pills won’t do shit retard. I took dozens of those bitches freshman year of college on a nightly bases.

[Anonymous No.17919637]

Old age. Thank you very much.
Doomers are retards.

[Anonymous No.17919646]

>>17919430
>>17919449
Thanks, but I think the anons talking about inert gas convinced me.
I'm making plans for a future suicide and I don't want to give my stupid body any chance of fucking me over.

[Anonymous No.17919672]

>>17919615
>muh chrust

[Anonymous No.17919710]

>>17919646
desu I'm not sure gassing still works because they started adding oxygen to the mix. Do more research on that.

[Anonymous No.17919718]

>>17919579
This is perfect!

[Anonymous No.17919760]

>>17919646
Inert gas is not as easy as it seems, improper pressure and leaks can fuck you over and result in failure with brain damage.

[Anonymous No.17919790]

>suicide over market scares and corrections
Oh nooo I have to wait longer than a day to see returns how horrible.

Daytraders are fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.17919791]

>>17918660
Larping faggot piece of shit, fuck off

[Anonymous No.17919796]

>>17919623
This Japanese writer agrees.

[Anonymous No.17919937]

>>17919357
ODing on coke sucks ass retard, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.17920020]

>>17919579
This doesn't work any more, they put oxygen in all retail tanks now. Can't have wagies dying happy after all.

[Anonymous No.17920104]

Anon you fucking retard, youre about to have the worst trip of your life, maybe youll find meaning to live from it. Best of luck

[Anonymous No.17920156]

>>17918660
based

[Anonymous No.17920443]

>>17919357
Overdosing on coke would be one of the worst ways to die. Try again edgelord virgin.

[Anonymous No.17920487]

>>17919615
Your religion is 100% made up bullshit and it’s embarrassing that you can’t see that

[Anonymous No.17920503]

>>17919069
Hanging should only last a few seconds I’d you do it right. Make sure it ropes the carotid artery, and the blood stops going to your brain. Instantly pass out.

[Anonymous No.17920531]

>>17919421
...How?

[Anonymous No.17920547]

>>17920531
he wasn't meant to die. he was meant to attempt it.

[Anonymous No.17920592]

>>17920531
Probably puked them up or didn't take enough.

[Anonymous No.17920617]

>>17919489
The whole point of hanging is to dislocate your C1 and C2 in rupture your central nervous system from your brain, not choke yourself out, which takes a while.

[Anonymous No.17920623]

Killing yourself like that is the most cuckish thing to do. Go get armed and attack some billionaire pedo fag and die in the firefight with his guards or go highjack an empty military helicopter or something that will be a suicide mission.

[Anonymous No.17920626]

>>17920592
>pukes bullets
does he have nanomasheens?

[Anonymous No.17920643]

>>17918660

Enjoy the hangover tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17920644]

>>17918660
you're about to have the worst diarrhea of your life.

[Anonymous No.17920704]

>>17920617
shortdrop isn't the same as longdrop

[Anonymous No.17920747]

>>17918660
see you tomorrow fred

[Anonymous No.17920810]

>>17920623
If somebody was doing that in minecraft for self defense reasons as a joke, who would be a suitable target?

[Anonymous No.17920834]

>>17920617
Partial suspension hanging doesn't choke you out, it just stops blood flow to the brain. It takes a few minutes to kill you, but you will be unconscious within seconds.
It's basically the mechanical version of inert gas exit bags.

[Anonymous No.17920839]

>>17918660
See ya tomorrow afternoon anon. You’re going to feel like shit when you wake up.

[Anonymous No.17920848]

>one bitcuck less
good

[Anonymous No.17920862]

>>17920704
Wtf toes are way to fucked up

[Anonymous No.17920910]

>>17920810
Bio-Rad industrial park, Hercules, California.

[Anonymous No.17920920]

>>17918660
Later dude. Tell Satan to fuck off from me.

[Anonymous No.17920960]

>>17919579
Why do newfags always recirculate this image.

[Anonymous No.17921044]

If you cant jump off a big ass cliff, then you don´t want to kill urself enough. Why you gotta make it so hard. Find the highest rock/cliff in your area and jump off it, and let the animals eat your corpse away

[Anonymous No.17921108]

>>17918660
Don't do it. Things will get better. Especially the market plus suicide will fuck up the rest of the lives of people that care about you. Hospitals have to accept you if you tell them you are suicidal

[Anonymous No.17921122]

I guarantee you he just ate a jar of melatonin

[Anonymous No.17921188]

>>17919321
This. Had a Uncle blast himself in the head with his revolver. Dude didn’t want to go back to jail after getting caught with his 4th or 5th DWI. Survived the shot near his temple and was basically vegetable for almost a decade before he died.

[Anonymous No.17921255]

>>17919049
holy BASED

[Anonymous No.17921264]

>>17918698
Going by anything other than opiate overdose is retarded. Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.17921342]

>>17919396
fentanyl or heroin you fucking retard jesus

[Anonymous No.17922602]

Please don't quit life early anon, we love you