/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17916265]

hehe money printer go brrrrr

[Anonymous No.17916304]

>>17916265
unironically bullish for btc

[Anonymous No.17916323]

>>17916265

[Anonymous No.17916401]

>>17916265
But how cringe is that watermark imagine watermarking a random biz meme holy shit.
Peak pathetic existence.

[Anonymous No.17916418]

imagine not trading your worthless infinite supply green papers for finite bitcoins

[Anonymous No.17916448]

>>17916401
thats where they got the printer image retard

[Anonymous No.17916477]

Venezuela kept printing money and they are fucking fin.... oh.

[Anonymous No.17916537]

>>17916265
Can anyone explain how this shit works? Why are they printing money? Isn't all money just imaginary since it's no longer based on gold? What is wealth? How can the Fed just pump 1.5 million dollars? Where is Trump getting the money to give $1000 in Wuflu bux? Where is it coming from? Taxpayers? Just made up?

Any sources?

[Anonymous No.17917062]

You have to remember that most of the money and debt is held by ancient fags like Buffet, they are too old and stubborn to move the fuck on to something else. Then you have retard boomers who have demonstrated that they will set the planet on fire if it means comfy boomerdom. Then you have the emergence of the doomers who havent had marketable skills or prospects in years and have zero interest/investments.

Cumulatively then we get a solution that caters to old faggots like Buffet who still worship cash and sometimes shiny rock. They want solutions that long term play to them based upon models that no longer make any fucking sense but oh well.

Then you have boomers that have dumped money into retarded instruments like SPY which is just a value pegged to the average of the market. Its literally a shitcoin backed by "line go up forever" To that end, because we have a downturn, we have uncertainty, and boomers cant handle uncertainty in the least, so they are spazzing the fuck out because the only solution in their eyes is a bat cure yesterday and government intervention that orders all their stock be reset to ATHs. They wont be satisfied with anything and would rather piss away the last of their green paper than invest in anything less than a guarantee.

Then we have our faggot doomers who have never believed in anything because they were fucked from day 1. Couple that with most of them receiving educations from virtual socialism - the university edition!, they have no fucking concept of the real world and have put everything into "Burn it all!" without accepting that burning it all means no more Tiktok and memes. Should society fall, they will be basically petty thugs until they all starve to death.

And here we are.

Literally nothing can be put on the table at this point that will calm these 3 groups of morons that all of us are now tethered to and oh look its an election year and the media needs to pivot to something other than Other Sides Old White Man Bad

[Anonymous No.17918227]

>>17916537
>Why are they printing money?
To give it away without having to get it through taxes first.
>Isn't all money just imaginary since it's no longer based on gold?
Yes
>What is wealth?
Too deep for this image board
>How can the Fed just pump 1.5 million dollars?
By doing it.
>Where is Trump getting the money to give $1000 in Wuflu bux?
Brrrrrrt
>Where is it coming from?
BrrrrRRRRR rrrrrRR bRRRRRRrrt
Taxpayers?
No
>Just made up?
Yes

[Anonymous No.17918460]

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[Anonymous No.17918533]

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[Anonymous No.17918565]

>>17916537
they don't physically print it they just lend out money that doesn't exist and it gets slapped on the fed's balance sheet as a liability

[Anonymous No.17918584]

>>17916265
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17918591]

Can someone post the gif showing the progression of this meme

[Anonymous No.17918644]

very funny lol!

[Anonymous No.17918645]

>>17918565
>the fed
>having financial statements
>having a balance sheet that is accurate in any way

*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17918666]

>>17918591
nvm