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>> No.17916209

I like this thread. I choose this one.

>> No.17916845
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>> No.17916884 [DELETED] 
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HOW CAN ONE MAN BE THIS BASED

>> No.17916895
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SHE'S GONNA COOF MILLIONS

>> No.17916899

stop thread splitting faggot

>> No.17916906
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So what happens tomorrow? A big drop today means a big pump tomorrow doesn't?

>> No.17917000
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17917000

get fucked, varg will repopulate the world with his 1000 autistic children which will breed every last women on earth

>> No.17917031

What happens when DOW reaches 0?

>> No.17917048

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>> No.17917066

THE PRINTERS JEROME, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP PRINTING JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17917080

>>17917048
It has already collapsed yes. I didn’t bother to read the rest

>> No.17917097

>>17916094
I shorted USO 3/27 $4

did I do good

>> No.17917099

CLOSE THE MARKET CLOSE IT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17917102
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MORL THE NEW SHITCOIN AND ITS PUMPING

GET ABOARD THE GAINS TRAIN

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YOU TOLD ME THE PRINTER WOULD WORK /BIZ/ WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17917107
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17917107

Lads think about all the money we're going to be making one year from now

>> No.17917109

ANOTHER BULL TRAP


FUCK!!!!!

>> No.17917114

are we going to see a end of day dump?

>> No.17917116

>watching stock market

Bonds and USD/CNY is where it's at

>> No.17917142

So whatever happened to SNSS. That gonna moon now or what

>> No.17917163
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Guys should I b e buying yet? Are we clsoe to the bottom? I feel like we are getting very close to bottom? I don't need meme please, I need actual opinions!

>> No.17917200

>>17917163
feels like panic but idk

>> No.17917229
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>>17917107
>corona-chan fucks the world economy in half
>kills millions of boomers
>have 150k in cash waiting to jump in at the floor and ride the recovery wave back up to financial freedom
I'm so happy I could fucking cry anon. I literally can't stop thinking about it. It's the only thing on my mind. It was all worth it, I'm finally gonna make it.

>> No.17917233
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Can't wait to get paid tomorrow and dump it all into this market.

>> No.17917259

>>17917114
Seems like we're getting one now

>> No.17917262

>>17917163
Only short term buys anon. Buy to sell during the pumps. Don’t hold for long.

>> No.17917264

>>17917229
Wow dude that's awesome, how old are you?

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Holy moly this guy on cnbc zoomed way out on this.

>not in his lifetime
he said

>> No.17917278

>>17917262
>>17917200

You think we still have more to fall? I am a long term investor so I am hoping ot buy and hold

>> No.17917282

>>17917109
It's probably going to atleast start green tommorow

>> No.17917290
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Tick tock preppers

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I can't wait to stuff my portfolio full of cheapies.

>> No.17917311
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Just woke up from a 3 month coma.
How close are we to 30k bullbros?

>> No.17917317

>>17917278
Definitely more to fall. I would not plan to hold anything for this entire month. Maybe in April, maybe.

>> No.17917326

>>17917278
I think the vast majority of people on here are convinced it's going to keep going down until something enormous is announced, all this shit isnt going away and it just seems to get worse everyday

>> No.17917328
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take profits and be comfy! opportunity for new entries every day

>> No.17917335

>>17917311
about 3 days bro, when you wake up again we'll be at 60k

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17917349

>tfw the world is ending but I'm still bored

>> No.17917351

>we're gonna force it up, we can't wait
What is happening on the floor right now?

>> No.17917361

So Black Friday & Black Monday III? Haven't had back to back green days yet, but I would expect a bounce after a 2000pt fall

>> No.17917373

AYYY DEEEAAHH

Are you fucking serious about the helicopters?

>> No.17917374
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>>17917264
32. I was too young, too stupid, and too broke in 2008 to buy anything but I saw what a once in a lifetime opportunity I was missing. I've saved every penny that wasn't absolutely necessary to spend since. Years of waiting and saving and it's finally happening.

>> No.17917377

>>17917107
I know man! Holochain, Link, etc. We're all going to be filthy rich. This must be how boomers felt back in the day.

>> No.17917380

>>17917361
>So Black Friday & Black Monday III?
Make that Black March

>> No.17917402

What are you buying for tomorrow fellas

>> No.17917405

>>17917349
bruh OBSERVE and ABSORB and REMEMBER this. you have a huge learning oportunity in front of you. and you best be preparing to BUY BUY BUY once the bottom comes in,,, for years. this is your one and only chance

>> No.17917410

why are options so fucking confusing

i'm just going to stick with stocks fuck this

>> No.17917417

>FED pumping it with 10 minutes to close so it doesn't close below 19k
I hate them so much

>> No.17917423

Is UWT the go to for when Oil goes down more?
I got 2 grand, but have no intention on putting that much in, what's the minimum I could put and still be worth bothering with?

>> No.17917424

>>17917380
I thought that was February

>> No.17917425

So why does the feds pump but aren't even breaking green anymore? Wasnt the stimulus and more than a trillion dollar bailout good for the economy?

>> No.17917427

>>17916884
He's right, we need to go back to Nov 9 2016 levels

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>>17917229
>>17917374
Same anon, only I've got $60k waiting to buy in. Been waiting for this for years. Despite the hit this month, I'm just excited to get even more VTSAX for cheap soon.
We're gonna make it.

>> No.17917442

>>17917229
Next day: everything you earned is gone

>> No.17917449

The fed is really desperate

>> No.17917453

>>17917417
don't worry anon, corona-chan isn't going away any time soon! in a few days, we'll be saying the same thing about 17k

>> No.17917455

>>17917229

Same dude, I'm 33 with 110k. Terrified I'm going to miss my opportunity though. This is a once in a lifetime chance.

>> No.17917459

WE PUMPING!

BULLCHADS!!!?????

>> No.17917460

>missed my chance for cheap calls 10 minutes ago

FUCK

>> No.17917461

>>17917349
>Everyone thought the world would end with war, Civil war, nuclear war, Government killing right wingers, everyone running around shooting each other till a winner
Instead everyone gets neet bucks and can livestream everyone outside their house dying of a disease.
How did no one see this coming? As in how did no one see everyone getting neetbucks in a general shtf scenario?

>> No.17917470

Nice fake and gay pump, Jerome.

>> No.17917474

Jesus fucking Christ the fed needs to be put up against a wall and shot.

>> No.17917483

>>17917459
I don't care which way it goes, I'll buy options for either

>> No.17917485

What glorious pomp.

>> No.17917487
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Lets say hypothetically we hit the bottom at some point in the next month.
You have six thousand dollars.
Where do you allocate these funds?

>> No.17917489

>>17917402
If green SQQQ and SRTY, if red cash

>> No.17917492

>>17917455
for the love of god, please hedge your bets

>> No.17917495
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NOW IS THE TIME TO:

BUY THE DIP

SAVE TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY

SUPPORT AMERICAN BUSINESSES

SUPPORT YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.17917497

>>17917229
>31
>500k
I'm actually gonna make it

>> No.17917501

Fuck it bros im not risking buying calls ill just buy puts on the next green day

>> No.17917504

>>17917410
not confusing

You make a bet the stock will go down (put) or up (call) to a certain dollar amount by a certain date.

You pay in for the right to sell an amount of shares at that time period. (position)

As the price of the stock goes up and down closer or farther away from your call or put, that position gains or loses value ($$$),

That's it.

So for example, if you know that Ford isn't going to do well, buy a put for how low you think Ford will go. You could say down to $1 in like a year (Long put) or down to $3.5 from $4 in a week. (Short put)

same example applies to calls, if you think of it going up 3 dollars in a year or whatever, or up 50 cents in a week.

>> No.17917509

>>17917102
Thank Christ I sold morl for 15 in February. Thanks for the years of divvys morl

>> No.17917512

Hey $101 Boeing-Fag, if you're out there, you're back in the green!

>> No.17917514

>>17917495
>yes good goy, hold trumpenstein's bags for him will you
no

>> No.17917516

SELL AT ALL COSTS
SELL RIGHT NOW GUYS
NEWS ABOUT TO HIT US
WE GOTTA SELL

>> No.17917517

>>17917474
kek

>> No.17917519

fucking hell they're pumping it back to 20K what the fuck. It's just gonna fall even harder tomorrow.

>> No.17917525

>>17917405

But what if there is no bottom?

Plus I could only put like $100 into the market anyway. I'd probably just end up losing it :/

>> No.17917529
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This isn't just a crash. A war is starting.

>Among the myriad, earth-shattering geopolitical effects of coronavirus, one is already graphically evident. China has re-positioned itself. For the first time since the start of Deng Xiaoping’s reforms in 1978, Beijing openly regards the US as a threat, as stated a month ago by Foreign Minister Wang Yi at the Munich Security Conference during the peak of the fight against coronavirus.

>Beijing is carefully, incrementally shaping the narrative that, from the beginning of the coronovirus attack, the leadership knew it was under a hybrid war attack. Xi’s terminology is a major clue. He said, on the record, that this was war. And, as a counter-attack, a “people’s war” had to be launched.

>Moreover, he described the virus as a demon or devil. Xi is a Confucianist. Unlike some other ancient Chinese thinkers, Confucius was loath to discuss supernatural forces and judgment in the afterlife. However, in a Chinese cultural context, devil means “white devils” or “foreign devils”: guailo in Mandarin, gweilo in Cantonese. This was Xi delivering a powerful statement in code.

https://www.unz.com/pescobar/china-locked-in-hybrid-war-with-us/

>> No.17917533

Bears BTFO.

>> No.17917536

HOW LONG DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PUMP AND PRINT TRILLIONS FOR

>> No.17917539

>>17917460
same

>> No.17917541

Haha it's going to close 20001 or something retarded like that.
Come on, pump it!
I want to see them pretend everything is fine.

>> No.17917550

Stop BRRRRing, I wanna see another TOP 10 fall. This week is closing at below 20k anyway.

>> No.17917551

>>17917487
all in on AAPL

>> No.17917552

>>17917495
I'll buy calls until its time to buy more puts

>> No.17917557

Not confident tomorrow will be another dead cat day considering this EOD rally.

>> No.17917558

They REALLY want it to close above 20k huh

>> No.17917562

>>17917519
Tomorrow is pump day. Hoping for a second circuit breaker the day after

>> No.17917566

>>17916094
Have we made V yet?

>> No.17917568

remember to buy puts at 16:59:59

>> No.17917575

>>17917539
yeah fuck it im not risking it tomorrow might be red again

>> No.17917576

>>17917380
Hmmm if this Pump doesn't get destroyed in the final minutes, think we'll be red tomorrow too

>> No.17917587
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looks like WB will become by far the wealthiest man alive, he was sitting on shit tons of cash while FIRE zoomers bought the ath

>> No.17917588

>>17917536
as long as they want

>> No.17917593

If it closes above 20k today its going to hit both circuit breakers tomorrow, screencap this

>> No.17917597
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STOP PUMPING JEROME

>> No.17917602

>>17917487
RTN, NET, KTOS, PFE

Maybe HLT if you have steel balls and trust the bailout gods, NEVER BOEING, TSLA if you're a memelord

>> No.17917605

>>17917588
They are actually fucking retarded

>> No.17917613

JEROMMEEEEEEE STOP THIS NOW

>> No.17917617

>pumping to stay above 20k

pathetic

>> No.17917619

>>17917558
Obvious printing. FUCK THE FUCKING FED.

>> No.17917628

WHERE'RE YOUR JEWS NOW DRUMPF?
LOW IQ NIGGERS CAN'T SAVE YOU!

>> No.17917632

>>17917613
No.

>> No.17917636

The dow will never close below 20k.

>> No.17917637

FORD SHUTTING DOWN ALL FACTORIES
AAHHHHHH

>> No.17917640

REKT

>> No.17917645

>>17917536
looks like the printer just broke.

>> No.17917649

>Can't even BBBRRR back to 20k

SAD!

>> No.17917653

Imagine unironically pumping an inevitable economic meltdown to save Trumps economy

>> No.17917655

POMP POMP POMP
20K 20K 20K
PLZ PLZ PLZ

>> No.17917657

AHHAHAHAH

>> No.17917661

>THE PUMP FAILED
WEEEEEEEEW LAD BACK DOWN TO 18K HERE WE GOOOO

>> No.17917662
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17917662

Eat.
Shit.
Bulls.

>> No.17917665

YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE ALL SOLD YOUR PUTS AND BOUGHT SOME CALLS

>> No.17917670

>Stopped pumping for a couple seconds
>Falls -300
Jesus

>> No.17917673

>>17917637
oh baby
what's oil gonna look like tomorrow?

>> No.17917680

FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17917684

>>17917636
Looks like you're wrong.

>> No.17917686

>>17917645
OH WHOOPS SORRY JEROME

>> No.17917693

EVERYONE GETTING BTFO

>> No.17917694
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ITS GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.17917695
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17917695

He got so far, and tried so hard

>> No.17917696

>>17917684
Looks like I'm right.

>> No.17917704

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.17917711

LITERALLY PUMPING LAST FUCKING SECOND

>> No.17917716

MINUTE LEFT!
NOOO THE POOOMP FAILING.

>> No.17917721

THE OLD BAIT AND SWITCH

>> No.17917726

Looks like the Covid Relief Bill is going to get done tonight.

>> No.17917730

SOLD MY SQQQ

FUCK YOU POWELL

>> No.17917732

>>17917684
Look at this retard and laugh.

>> No.17917733

>>17917686
I just imagine this defeated old man sitting by himself like Ron Paul with a printer in the corner.

>> No.17917734
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CLOSED UNDER 20K WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.17917737
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TWO PUMP CHUMP JEROME POWELL

>> No.17917739

still dropping after hours, the dump continues tomorrow.....

>> No.17917743

>19.9k close
Tried so hard but just couldn't do it

>> No.17917744
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>BRRR COULDN'T EVEN POOMP TO 20K

>> No.17917749

they're gonna 'correct' it to 20k afterwards

>> No.17917750

>still below 20k
get fucked fed

>> No.17917753

>>17917696
Nope. Get fucked.

>> No.17917755

YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILED JEROME AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17917760

>19,900

OH NO NO NO

>> No.17917763

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>> No.17917773
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17917773

just let it die you fucking faggots I lost $50 for staying with my puts

fuck boomers

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17917776

If there's a fake and gay pump tomorrow, it's time to load up on SDOW again. I don't trust any of these pumps.

>> No.17917785

DOW just pump 400 points in the last 2 minutes
almost 900 in the last 20
is this usual ?

>> No.17917786
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17917786

Hmmm

>> No.17917788

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>> No.17917790

>>17917732
>19,903.77
I'm not good at math can you tell me if this is above or below 20k?

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17917792

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17917793
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17917793

And wallah! We'll never be below 19,900 ever again.

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>>17917504
I understand the underlying concept but don't understand how premiums or profit works

from what I understand options are supposed to have more "insurance". if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires? i'm using questtrade and it says to buy (for example) a call for DIS at strike 90 expiring on the 20th, the attached pic is the cost. where the hell is the 3.10 coming from?

and what exactly determines how much you gain if you sell your call/put once it passes the strike

>> No.17917798

Already sold my puts. Give me a fake, gay green pump day to reload

>> No.17917800
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17917800

>failed to get above 20k
Join us again tomorrow for our regularly scheduled programming.

>> No.17917801

ANOTHER RED DAY CONFIRMED FOR TOMORROW

>> No.17917805

Wtf.

>> No.17917806
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17917806

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.03%, it's to be expected. Kinda wish I didn't scale back my hedge, still looking for some huge move on technicals, possibly followed by return to low lows on further bad news. Stay safe out there!

>> No.17917811

>>17917790
That is above 20k.

>> No.17917813

BE CAREFUL FELLOW BEARS
PHASE 3 OF THE STIMULUS IS COMING AT SOME POINT
IT WILL BLOW YOUR PUTS AWAY ON A FAKE AND GAY PUMP

>> No.17917814

>>17917636
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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>>17917776
wise bear

>> No.17917829

>>17917786
very strange

>> No.17917832

>>17917811
FUCK

>> No.17917835

WHT THE FUCK IS THE FED DOING

>> No.17917843
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>> No.17917850

>>17916094
>Couldn't even get it back to 20k
lmao

>> No.17917852

>>17917786
>the copelet pump

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>>17917732

>> No.17917863

>>17917773
Woah watch out everyone we got a richfag over here

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>>17917636

>> No.17917877

daily reminder this is all happening because 1 guy ate a bat

>> No.17917885

>>17917800
Tomorrow is bounce
Friday is -20

>> No.17917886

>>17917852
I bought more short term puts though. I never could have believed that I would be trading the SPX like it's a pajeet fucking shitcoin lmao.

>> No.17917895

>>17917773
my guy, please put more into your account, you're going to make jack shit with a hundred dollars despite all this opportunity

>> No.17917901

>>17917877
Based butterfly effect

>> No.17917903

st- still higher than when Trump assumed office ha ha

>> No.17917904

>>17917773
Based. Just made over 20$ today. Gonna cash out to buy more canned sardines.

>> No.17917911

>>17917800
based

who holding them puts with me?

>> No.17917913

THEY ARE CHEATING WITH THEIR PUMPS

>> No.17917921
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Faster men!!!

>> No.17917926
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>>17917636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>> No.17917928

>>17917806
>made retarded all in puts on monday and went down 75% on the pump
>gained from my puts today so now im down 50%
>couldve been up like 70% if i didnt make that retarded move

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>17917374
36 here and ditto. In '08 I was too busy trying to find a job. In '09 I thought about investing but didn't. Did not learn how to in to stock market until late 2016. I was pretty well satisfied with the volatility from 2016-present but this is something special.

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>>17917806
managed to catch the bottom for SPXL UDOW SSO and KO today. but my stock holdings are beyond red, irreparably red

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>>17917835
>>17917913
>he thought the Feds play fair

>> No.17917965

>>17917797
>if your option expires, what exactly are you losing if it expires?

So if your option expires, it means the position you took didn't happen. You get nothing. You lose. It's worthless.

So here is that equation laid out 1(Your call)x3.10(Your position)x100(The amount of shares you will have the right to sell)

>> No.17917976

SPY STILL GOING UP IN FUTURES
BEARS BTFO

>> No.17917979

>>17917913
Without the pumping the USA would've collapsed already. God bless those printing machines.

>> No.17917986

>>17917877
It's a literal comedy of errors
Entire world was jacking off while this shit spread through China
Trump continued to be in denial while it was spreading through the US
Now investors are shitting themselves and the Saudis are going full jihad while they nuke their oil industry because of some drunk commies

>> No.17917988

I have a single share of amazon. should I just hold it for shits and giggles or what?

>> No.17918002

>its only Jerome guys
>no way its doomer boomers like Ackman lapping up cheapies

>> No.17918013

>>17917913
>fakeout pump at the end of the day
>europe opens positive on that pump but collapses during the day
>burgerstan opens negative again
High IQ pumping action

>> No.17918015

>>17917895
i am too poor and retarded

>> No.17918019
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>>17917877
>>17917901
Imagine how different it would've been if he had just opted for some McDonald's instead of bat wonton soup.

>> No.17918029

>>17917806
Made $12k from spy puts, down $21k on my berkshire shares

>> No.17918030
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>>17917877
MacArthur was right, we shoulda glassed them all.

>> No.17918035

>>17917988
Yes hold it. It'll balloon once this is over. Think of it like gold that's slightly less bad at retaining value.

>> No.17918037

>>17917988
turn on DRIP for it and forget you own it for awhile

>> No.17918041

>>17917976
post-market trading is not the futures market you absolute retard

>> No.17918044

>>17917988
sell it when it's up and buy it when it's down. amzn is great for swinging since it moves 50-100 dollars in either direction, great for poorfags with at least 2k.

>> No.17918053

Check SPY. The pump has continued into futures. Green tomorrow.

>> No.17918056

>7.7% drop today compared to yesterday
>most of the drop happened over night and it opened at -6 or so
It's all so tiresome
All the real trading takes place after trading hours

>> No.17918071

>>17917988
Yes. All small business is going to go bankrupt and amazon will still be standing.

>> No.17918077

>>17918041
he's shitposting, does it every day after close like clockwork. probably the same guy who posts those dumb "bullish" posts. really not funny to anyone but himself.

>> No.17918084

Alright who has all the money printer gifs?

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>>17917031

>> No.17918101

>>17918084
Sorry, out of ink. Check back again tomorrow

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>>17918084

>> No.17918112

>>17917797
You don't have to wait for it to pass the strike. You can flip it to someone else for a profit before then. If you're waiting until expiration then you need to own 100 shares of the stock to exercise a put option and you need enough cash to purchase 100 shares at the strike price to exercise a call.

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>>17917986
The Saudis aren't nuking their oil industry. They can produce oil at less than $10 a barrel.

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>>17918084
Best one I've seen.

>> No.17918120

>>17918037

many years later he might even own a 1/3 of an additional share?

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>>17917877
>>17918019
>US soldiers spreading it during military games from fort detrick*
fixed that for you

>> No.17918126

I will personally hunt down and beat the shit out of every boomer faggot who is yanking out his 401K after the market tanks 30% instead of just holding because he is afraid that if he waits any longer he'll have to kick off his retirement with a new cadillac instead of a new maserati. WHO IS TAKING THESE GARGANTUAN LOSESS!!?!?

>> No.17918125

People will digest the Stimulus bill and markets will be green tomorrow

>> No.17918127

I would say its a bad sign, and end of day pump like this
and I mean it for the MooMoos

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>>17918084
>>17918102

>> No.17918131

>>17917636
pffffft

>> No.17918132

>>17918101
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17918136

Who here's buy calls on red and puts on green days masterrace? Constantly trading in on direction is fucking retarded.

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>>17917806
I reentered the market today after a seven trading day wait in cash. On oil. Bought at $22 and $20.50. A little in the green on that in to close. I will happily schlop moar cheapies if oil goes sub $20 tomorrow or the next day.

>> No.17918144

>>17918126
The entire western world is collapsing your retard. Get out of the market.

>> No.17918150

>>17918037
>>17918120
bezos does not pay dividends

>> No.17918170

could this be it now? did we reach the lucrative bottom or still got $5k to go? it looks pretty steady right now for some reason

>> No.17918172

>>17917877
Not really, the corona shit is just the catalyst for the underlying bubble.

>> No.17918174

>>17918118
could use some boomerjaks having a seizure at the end.

>> No.17918176

>>17918144

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. WE ARE IN THE BUSINEES OF PROPPING UP MY PORTFOLIO TOGETHER!!!

>> No.17918186
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BRRRR

>> No.17918191
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https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240321623934328832
i hate these greedy ratfuckers

>> No.17918193

>>17918170
>steady
>vix at all time high
>point swings literally every day

There is no bottom

>> No.17918205

>>17918170
>looks steady
>futures at 19,709

>> No.17918210

>>17918102

They're going to pay it back dude. It's not a big deal.

>> No.17918216

>>17918124
Death to chinese communists.

>> No.17918217

>>17917797
If option expires without you selling or executing it, it loses all value/stops exists.
The 3.10 is the premium you pay for the option, that’s the value you add onto the strike price to find the breakeven point. Ex: If you executed that option when the price of the stock is 93.10$, you would make 0$ (before commision), for a stock value of 94.10$ you would make 100$ more because the premium would be worth 4.10$ (it would be worth more if it has a time value associated with the option/it doesn’t immediately expire)
But yeah, you’ll probably buy a shit out-of-the-money option that expires soon and will waste your money if you don’t know what you’re doing.

>> No.17918219

How low will it close on Friday?
17.5k?

>> No.17918223

>>17917979
>USA would've collapsed already.
And that's a good thing.

>> No.17918224

>>17918136
priced out of options. The only ones I can afford have 0 volume. Too fucked right now.

>> No.17918228

>>17917877
Imagine being patient zero right now.

>> No.17918230

>>17918053
There's always green after a dump, they need to give bears a chance to reload.

>> No.17918234

>>17918172
It's funny, I held off on throwing my savings into the stock market because I figured something would trigger a crash eventually
There's no way Tesla should be making millionaires out of so many people but it keeps fucking happening

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>>17917806
Up only 25% after that retarded pump. Shoutout to CZR for the 8000% gain I realized today

>> No.17918259

>>17918191
why cant these CNBC fucks post the entire interview

>> No.17918272

POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241
POST YOUR DING DING DING DINGS HERE
>>17918241

>> No.17918281
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17918281

Not great. Not terrible. Was driving when it peaked.

>> No.17918288

>futures mooning
my strategy (guess) fucking working and i'm turning 30k INTO FUCKING 60k TOMORROW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17918308

>>17918217

Do you know any good resource on options?

>> No.17918321
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17918321

Why aren't the negative numbers double-digit? What the fuck happened? Is this a nothingburger?

>> No.17918329

$20 SOXL when?

>> No.17918331

>>17918288
futures arent out yet retard

>> No.17918347

>>17918191
kek, all those boomers panicking in denial in the replies. They're never going to retire

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>>17918124
Nice try, commie. The ROC should've won the Chinese Civil War instead of relocating to Taiwan.

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>tfw don't have money in stocks but want markets to be OK because I'm 25 and total economic collapse would make this next decade awful to live through

>> No.17918365

>>17918288
>my strategy (guess)
TQQQ after big dumps, SQQQ on green days?

>> No.17918368

What the HELL did Sara Eisen do to her hair? This is no time to fuck around, Sara. We need stability.

>> No.17918369

>>17917877
>he doesn’t know about the book

>> No.17918380

Well, see you guys next time on Market Collapse Z

>> No.17918401

>>17918364
yeah, i find it a bit troubling that everyone here is so gung ho about making a few thousand while their buying power gets destroyed and their financial future is wrecked for decades to come

>> No.17918409

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bernanke-yellen-suggest-fed-should-move-to-start-buying-corporate-debt-2020-03-18

Bernake and Yellen want to buy corporate debt with fed funds

>> No.17918424

How low should I let SOXL go before buying it?

>> No.17918433
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even bernie is trying to save the economy
https://twitter.com/ericbradner/status/1240363525027123201

>> No.17918443

>>17918401
Never going to need to wagecuck again after this is over

>> No.17918448

>>17918424
this, id say start dollar cost averaging right now

>> No.17918449

>>17918308
just use youtube, investopedia or khanacademy. But >>17918217 is pretty easy to understand

>> No.17918451

>>17918401
Maby this wil end the neolib project, thats worth it in my opinion
+decent chance of people revolting against imposed immigration


>>17918409
yeah monetary financing was always going to happen

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>>17918030
i literally hate the chinks now

>> No.17918473

>>17918245
>only up 25%
>should for the 8000% gain realized
so which one is it lol

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>>17918433
Maybe I like Bernie a little bit now.

>> No.17918497

>>17918443
mate, unless you come out of this with several million, you'll be needing a job that you won't be able to get

>> No.17918508

>>17918433
>Votes yes or no on bills
>"IM DOING MY BEST! STOP STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT! I HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE!"

Calm down now Bernie

>> No.17918520

>>17918497
>unless you come out of this with several million
That's the plan

>> No.17918546

>>17917031
"Checkmate"

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>>17918520
good luck with that

>> No.17918572

Moomoos are getting cocky because of the late pump due to news of the paid leave stimulus passing the Senate
But that is already priced in Moomoos
Tomorrow is red

>> No.17918596

>>17918401
I have 20 acres of land and a chainsaw. I dont mind going completely western for 5 years.

>> No.17918612

>>17918572
I hope tomorrow is green so I can buy SQQQ cheapies, buying in above $25 is a fool's game

>> No.17918615

I was cashed out and have been DCA'ing in.

I've noticed that some of my picks have been turning around. UPS has held its ground and even gained through several horrible days, I bought 3M at 133 and it is up to 137. I bought both 2 weeks ago and they have held through a horrendous drop in the index after the initial selloff.

My other picks are obviously down, but I think it is at least a good sign that there are safe stocks out there. Please cope with me bros

>> No.17918631

So, bank runs when?

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>>17918631
quick, take out all your cash so i can rob your mattress

>> No.17918675

>>17918572
Typically when we get a pump like that eod the next day is red. However, the almighty crab demands next day to be green.

>> No.17918694

its going to fall at most down to 15000 points and then it will go back to normal

>> No.17918700

>>17918308
https://youtu.be/TgG3ecQqNeo
This guy has good video for options on Questrade. I also recommend reading “A Random Walk down Wall Street” for general trading knowledge.
Investopedia is always good.

>> No.17918711

>>17918662
Just wondering. There's a huge shortage of dollarydoos, and people get panicky.

>> No.17918721

>>17917031
best time to buy

>> No.17918722

>>17918615
my food stock like TR hasnt been effected at all by this and made a gain. would feel great if not for also heavy owning Dogs of the Dow

>> No.17918723

>>17918424
>>17918448
DCA is alayas your friend. Gives you much strong hands than all in. I sold mine back at 270 and been keeping an eye on it....I really think we'll touch 20's but yeah I need to start grabbing a bit here and there just in case.

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>>17918364
millennials win once again

>> No.17918777

SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
SCHIFF IS LIVE
>SCHIFF IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/K_rtWh6QxWU

>> No.17918802

>>17916094
I have a question. Why some markets have their indices bigger than others? What does it mean?

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>>17917877
Think there might be a few more fundamental reasons for the market plunging down like this, but eating a bat was a fun catalyst to get things going.

>> No.17918823

Congress is getting its shit together, tomorrow will probably be green

>> No.17918826

When do futures open

>> No.17918845
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>>17918675
It's only a crab market until it isnt.
Time for the bear roaring twenties soon

>> No.17918847

>>17918823
Priced in already moomoo

>> No.17918849

>>17918804
This. Virus is bad, but the market has been bloated for a long time now. Buffett has spent years hording cash at this point.

>> No.17918876

>>17918826
1 hour 20 minutes

>> No.17918885

This crash is ridiculous the market can't possibly go any lower this week than it already has.

>> No.17918896

>>17918885
>

>> No.17918903

>>17918885
The market has dropped further faster before.

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>>17918885

>> No.17918928

>>17918823
>Congress is getting its shit together, tomorrow will probably be green

Tomorrow will be green because we've had bounces after after major downturn, not because anything is under control. After that bounce we'll be back to everything shitting itself until we're over the peak of new cases (so probably a month or two at the absolute least)

>> No.17918933

>>17918885
Your casino game broke just accept it. Every loan is going to default, every unpaid home is going to be foreclosed, every non-essential "service" bullshit company will go bankrupt. Accept it.

>> No.17918936

>>17918885
>the market can't possibly
the market does not obey the laws of man

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>>17918615
Good picks. My CAT, FDX and VZ have held the line through the various drps, but fuck me I'm really bagholding on bank stocks this week.

>> No.17918949

>>17918847
Tired of this fucking NPC tier red team blue team bullshit. I have long positions and puts. Go fuck yourself

>> No.17918951

>>17918903
No this was the fastest bear market historically

>> No.17918978

Is it worth playing a stock market simulation?
I think the whole emotional part is missing so it might be not even close to reality

>> No.17918991

>>17918928
Nah, since the Feds decided to pump today from -11% to -6.5% tomorrow will open way down again

>> No.17919030

>>17918978
Why do retards have trouble staying emotionless? Set up a plan beforehand and stick to it

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17919041

>>17918951

>> No.17919054

>>17918903
>The market has dropped further faster before

>further
Yes

>faster
No

>> No.17919066

>>17919030
my plan is buy a put and hope to make a quick hundred bucks before losing 350 bucks

>> No.17919067

>>17918885
2008 was a chance to get rid of the rotting parts but instead the U.S. gov saved them. Now we are heading back to square one and will finally suffer the consequences because some chink sources his bat locally.

>> No.17919073

>>17918885
We're going at least 50% down from the top.

>> No.17919076

Brehs what's the consensus on the stimulus bill? Are we gonna pamp or dhamp?

>> No.17919080

>NYSE to temporarily close trading floor, move to electronic trading because of coronavirus

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/nyse-to-temporarily-close-trading-floor-move-to-electronic-trading-because-of-coronavirus.html

>> No.17919109

>>17919076
Weak pump followed by violent dump

>> No.17919110

>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099
>>17919099

new bread

>> No.17919119

>>17919080
Yeah I figured they'd shut down the tourist attraction eventually.

>> No.17919131

>>17918508
He actually reads them so he is busy

>> No.17919171

>>17918758
Can't believe how lucky we've been desu.
We millennials have had it a bit too easy, maybe. It naturally engenders jealousy.

>> No.17919172

>>17919041
not peak to trough

>> No.17919173

>>17918945

I will probably jump into all of these positions soon minus banking.

My worst hit has been Sysco. They are down over 50% and I didn't knifecatch properly so I'm down 20%. (didn't put that much money into them anyways).

I figured all the military and prison/hospital facilities will still need food, but I underestimated how much restaurants closing has spooked people I guess. Coke also shitting the bed.

I will never buy a fucking index again

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>> No.17919241

>>17919172
See now you moved the goalposts.

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>>17919241
no sir I did not, google it

>> No.17919426

>>17917374

I feel you man, similar situation though I bought a lot of crypto when I got money. Now I'm looking to enter some nice dividend stocks. Assuming the markets don't evaporate completely.

>> No.17919587

>>17918612
are SQQQs safer then puts? isn't the profit with them much smaller?

>> No.17919682

>>17919587
the safest short is shorting futures. that way you dont get gapped on.

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>>17917048
Wrong boomer.

https://youtu.be/V9XeyBd_IuA

The natural eb and flow of our world has been interrupted and must be put back in order. What we are seeing very well could be the end of Capitalism.

>> No.17920288

>>17916895
Best version of corona-chan desu

>> No.17920309

>>17917229
Just be careful, it will be better to be late than to be early, especially if we and the rest of the world is battling unemployment. In the long run it won't matter. They're going to instill UBI, and with everything they've done lately it's usery for all in the future, and inflation. They'll do a one-world government and socialism-via-corporations. Hope you guys will enjoy wearing diapers while working for Amazon!

>> No.17920327

>>17917000
>tfw the whiteman goes back to living in huts and worshipping trees like Woden intended