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/smg/- Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:37:30 2020 No.17914921 [Reply] [Original]

Lies Edition

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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
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Previous Thread:

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:38:48 2020 No.17914979 File: 59 KB, 420x925, 1570911148614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the girl who coofed the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:38:51 2020 No.17914982 Nvm Go to: >>17914827 >>17914827 >>17914827 >>17914827

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:09 2020 No.17914992 For the history books, fuck niggers & Jews; Hitler did nothing wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:11 2020 No.17914995 Oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:16 2020 No.17915001 File: 225 KB, 1051x1355, Screenshot_20200318-113945_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surprisingly Kroger is the one hurting my gains this time around

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:19 2020 No.17915002 how long until people stop caring about corona virus and just let people die?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:19 2020 No.17915005 So how much will (((they))) pump today?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:39:25 2020 No.17915010
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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:40:18 2020 No.17915050 File: 20 KB, 1096x480, 1576099646861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gentlemen, it has been a privilege investing with you all tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:40:47 2020 No.17915069 >>17914921 Anyone have jnug plays?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:41:31 2020 No.17915107 It’s gonna dead cat bounce tomorrow right...right??

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:45:17 2020 No.17915257 >>17915069 I'm $14c 5/1 @ $2.45

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:55:22 2020 No.17915630 Switched to $247 SPYc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:04:13 2020 No.17915962 File: 6 KB, 419x249, 1584488665467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ruh Roh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:04:32 2020 No.17915971 File: 81 KB, 328x277, red line go down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the pump has failed

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:04:41 2020 No.17915975 GM AND FORD STOP PRODUCTION

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:04:51 2020 No.17915979 File: 226 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200318-120006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha funny line squiggle

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:04:52 2020 No.17915980 File: 188 KB, 540x603, 1574689053673.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thread is moving so fast no one will see that I started HRT this week

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:06 2020 No.17915990 STOP PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:21 2020 No.17915997 How low can F go?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:21 2020 No.17915998 Buy KO. This is the bottom for it. You've been warned. This is the stock you can hold for 50+ years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:32 2020 No.17916004 Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSwka28KVM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:37 2020 No.17916006 >>17915980 HRT supply chains are probably rekt. Stock it up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:43 2020 No.17916007 >>17915980 FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:53 2020 No.17916015 >>17915998 I've never held a stock longer than a month in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:05:59 2020 No.17916018 >Dutch Healthcare Minister literally collapses in the middle of parliament while debating the virus >Stocks go up Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, not buying it. Source here: https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1240349753852006401

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:00 2020 No.17916019 >>17915997 0

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:01 2020 No.17916020 File: 179 KB, 600x639, You better not fail me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:04 2020 No.17916022 File: 49 KB, 904x583, 3b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] were going back DOOOOOOOOOOWWN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:09 2020 No.17916029 >>17915954 i'd trade you private mentorship for nudes but i'm too lazy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:10 2020 No.17916030 thank you circuit breakers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:13 2020 No.17916031 File: 32 KB, 640x229, 4ED1F9D0-0328-4337-914B-5633293D7527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hope you niggas bought

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:16 2020 No.17916035 File: 2.63 MB, 699x4932, 1584536369497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:22 2020 No.17916038 File: 212 KB, 576x980, 1411376342916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw locked inside for weeks with no chubby belly gf how am I supposed to keep warm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:24 2020 No.17916039 File: 146 KB, 634x895, 351EE6A600000578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17915817 just tell them you have to take a massive shit and trade in the stall in the bathroom. How can you be this stupid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:35 2020 No.17916044 File: 51 KB, 500x404, DC909B8C-82DA-4930-AF40-AF7AE5AE3662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tick tock preppers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:41 2020 No.17916047 >>17916019

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:43 2020 No.17916051 >>17914921 It’s they end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:43 2020 No.17916053 >>17915980 Just kill yourself now and save all the trouble later on

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:44 2020 No.17916049 >>17915257 You dont think it will go higher?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:52 2020 No.17916056 >>17914992 Based.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:06:54 2020 No.17916059 >>17915980 discord trannies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:03 2020 No.17916067 >>17915997 Honestly, buy a shit ton between 2-2.25

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:19 2020 No.17916078 >>17915980 if you become a cute girl(male) I'll fuck you fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:22 2020 No.17916083 >>17914992 Very based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:34 2020 No.17916087 >>17915980 I wanna blast thick white lines on that adorable face

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:47 2020 No.17916091 >>17916022 I fucking hope so I lost 40% on that upturn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:48 2020 No.17916092 >>17915630 I just switched to SPY calls too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:07:55 2020 No.17916097 >>17914992 They need to know in the future some of us were based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:02 2020 No.17916101 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ACIAkY_w-w

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:07 2020 No.17916104 >>17915980 Give me your gold before you play sudoku

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:08 2020 No.17916106 OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:09 2020 No.17916107 File: 94 KB, 1320x838, 1580100484911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916038 just buy stocks with good growth potential

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:21 2020 No.17916110 Socialism would never work unlike cap--

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:21 2020 No.17916111 >>17916049 If it goes higher then I'll sell for more profit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:36 2020 No.17916115 >>17915980 BASED AND PINKPILLED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:47 2020 No.17916120 File: 636 KB, 2400x1600, 1583994641680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can we please hurry up and get to DOW 15000 already? 37% of the world is going to die from COVID-19 WHY HAVEN'T YOU SOLD YET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:57 2020 No.17916129 File: 8 KB, 259x188, -6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw last week this was making us lose our shit i-it's only just beginning isn't it anons...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:08:57 2020 No.17916130 why is everyone in here so horny lol calm down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:03 2020 No.17916137 File: 3 KB, 125x125, 1457577676856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mfw they're going to pump it to 20001 at the close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:04 2020 No.17916139 >>17916106 that's literally impossible at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:05 2020 No.17916141 File: 360 KB, 301x301, 1584465835890.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17914921 I bought shares of boeing at $101, it's gonna go boing right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:11 2020 No.17916145 >>17914979 why is she drinking a bottle of peepee?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:15 2020 No.17916147

>>17915980
Kill yourself you disgusting fucking freak. No matter how many hormones you pump into your body you’ll always have the bone structure of a man. I can spot trannies a mile away by their disgusting huge man hands and jawline. Do us a favor and slit your wrists in the bathtub you fuck nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:19 2020 No.17916149 BRING ME TRUMP'S HEAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:22 2020 No.17916150 LAST MINUTE DESPERATE FED PUMP BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:29 2020 No.17916152 >>17916130 Coomers everywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:40 2020 No.17916158 File: 1.61 MB, 1200x1920, H1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916038 Find one anon, it's up to you now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:45 2020 No.17916161 File: 9 KB, 235x214, 1584558131352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >THIS PUMP holy shit jerome

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:46 2020 No.17916162 Should we measure everyone penis and correlate it to stock and shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:47 2020 No.17916163 >>17914921 Hey gamer girl from the last thread posting thong pics send bath water

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:51 2020 No.17916166 File: 287 KB, 1439x2559, Screenshot_20200319_030855_com.android.chrome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil hit 20$ today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:52 2020 No.17916167 File: 117 KB, 750x1600, 1481651047524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916107 The supply chain is too disrupted right now. I'm afraid next quarters growth is going to be down a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:55 2020 No.17916169 I don't want to buy any more options until after Quad witch Friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:09:59 2020 No.17916170 >>17916130 i have never even kissed a girl and i just turned 28, porn is all i have to keep me going

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:05 2020 No.17916175 >>17915980 kys tranny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:10 2020 No.17916177 >>17916141 >I bought shares of boeing at $101, it's gonna go boing right? You're only off by $5 at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:22 2020 No.17916188 It's a completely natural injection calm down you fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:35 2020 No.17916196 >SPY Put is down >SPY Call is also down ??????

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:39 2020 No.17916201 >>17915980 I hope this is bait. If not, kill yourself. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:40 2020 No.17916203 File: 468 KB, 430x459, rika.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916167 Sad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:41 2020 No.17916204 File: 76 KB, 459x344, lodoss-ova-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQWzHokZXg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:10:55 2020 No.17916212 >The last desperate pump before the complete collapse A valiant effort Jerome, but a futile one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:01 2020 No.17916214 STOP BEING DOOMERS YOU CAN STILL BUY KNEEPADS YOU CAN STILL YOUR MOUTH AND ASS TO MAKE MONEY LETS GO,GIRLS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:02 2020 No.17916215 >>17916141 It's going Boeing. You'll see it hit $50 or even lower soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:04 2020 No.17916217 File: 361 KB, 685x886, 1584382866631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916141

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:05 2020 No.17916218 sold sqqq 30min ago buying in again tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:09 2020 No.17916220 >>17916150 >it's already dead\| welp

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:12 2020 No.17916224 >>17916130 Looming destruction is causing people to go into a last ditch effort to propagate their genes,.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:16 2020 No.17916226 >>17916044 ...you are aware most preppers have guns and know how to use them, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:21 2020 No.17916228 BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:32 2020 No.17916233 >>17916147 imagine being this insecure

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:33 2020 No.17916234 You guys have fun with your 200% IV long options and short options that could be exercised at the worst possible time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:40 2020 No.17916235 >tfw switched from short to long PUMP IT JEROME BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:45 2020 No.17916236 SELL YOUR PUTS AND SWITCH TO CALLS TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE FAKE AND GAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:46 2020 No.17916237 >>17916130 Market meltdowns are my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:55 2020 No.17916240 File: 220 KB, 933x409, Screenshot_376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] five (5) fucking threads

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:11:55 2020 No.17916241 >>17916162 with your mouth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:56 2020 No.17916242 >>17916196 >What is IV Crush You should not be buying options lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:11:59 2020 No.17916245 how the fuck do I get options enabled on my robinhood account

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:01 2020 No.17916248 File: 248 KB, 773x1000, 1584556903624.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:07 2020 No.17916252 File: 2.67 MB, 1600x1587, 1568053456345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916130 the better question is why they all have SHIT TIER fetishes >fatfags >footfags >3dpd galore >no futa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:10 2020 No.17916254 File: 17 KB, 175x229, hdMoneyGuy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916196 implied volatility is going down, the bottom is near options are going to be worth less from both directions because the spreads are closing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:15 2020 No.17916256 >I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:17 2020 No.17916258 BUY THE DIP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:20 2020 No.17916259 >>17916129 Now you see the Truth. This is the End

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:20 2020 No.17916260 >>17916214 So many "marketing" sluts are about to be street walkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:26 2020 No.17916261 >>17916218 ayy are you waiting for the pump on open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:29 2020 No.17916263 File: 112 KB, 1788x447, 1527439733531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916167 The question is which stocks are going to rebound the fastest and the strongest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:32 2020 No.17916264 File: 72 KB, 400x333, 1584375075966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916218 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:35 2020 No.17916269 File: 16 KB, 500x565, 1584040658335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nofap Metal music Puts Test flowing Market shaking AERREEEEAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:43 2020 No.17916271 THIS PUMP I'M RICH

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:44 2020 No.17916274 File: 1.47 MB, 3612x2592, freres_bogdanoff_star_wars_europe_1_anecdote_non_stop_people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916196

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:45 2020 No.17916275 DO I BUY A MARCH 20 CALL OR A MARCH 25 CALL WHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:12:56 2020 No.17916279 >>17916228 What a gay fed pump. Its not even subtle anymore. Just let it tank and pump another time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:01 2020 No.17916282 >>17916120 I CANT BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW MICROSOFT AND MCDONALDS WILL COME BACK ONE DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:01 2020 No.17916283 >>17916007 >>17916053 >>17916147 >>17916175 >>17916201 neck yourself transphobes Trannies are the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:04 2020 No.17916286 >>17916233 Insecure about what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:09 2020 No.17916288 When everyone cashes in their $1000 NEETbux will it cause a run on the banks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:11 2020 No.17916289 >>17916240 It ought to be the majority of the board, kill all cryptoniggers

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:14 2020 No.17916290
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SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY HOLY FUCK!!!

3 MONTH MORATORIUM ON THE PURCHASING AND SELLING OF STOCKS!!!

I'VE LOST $300.00 I CANT TAKE ANY MORE PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:22 2020 No.17916294 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAY ASS PUMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:25 2020 No.17916298 >>17916252 futa is also a shit tier fetish, fag

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:25 2020 No.17916299

>>17916129
Yes
Infections are barely being measured in the thousands. By the end of the year, millions will be dead or crippled.
When everyone misses paychecks from the lockdown and small business fold while even larger industries are forced into layoffs, mass defaults will cause another financial crisis as in 2007-08.
The oil price war isn't over and demand is plummeting as travel, shipping, industry, etc. grind to a halt.

EOY: DOW below 10K, S&P below 1K

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:29 2020 No.17916301 >>17916252 God I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:39 2020 No.17916305 >>17916252 >miqote instead of mithra highly unbased

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:13:55 2020 No.17916309 20% unemployment incoming. Time for a socialist revolution boys. No country can survive that shit without serious lefty redistribution policy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:07 2020 No.17916317 >>17916283 >there's going to be HRT when the economy collapses lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:10 2020 No.17916320 File: 123 KB, 1120x1200, 1576527276756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916263 Very true. End of year we should be seeing some massive gains out of some of these cash heavy companies that can ride the storm. Huge potential.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:14:16 2020 No.17916324 why won't my fucking F calls drop?!?!?! who the fuck is buying F $9 calls anyway?!?!? fuck!!! fucking drop!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:19 2020 No.17916327 So it will close around -9%?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:30 2020 No.17916329 >>17915980 please invest in some rope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:30 2020 No.17916330 >>17916275 BUY FURTHER OUT YOU RETARD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:32 2020 No.17916332 >>17916261 i think it will be green all day so i wait

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:36 2020 No.17916335 >>17916224 how do you propagate your genes by going for trannies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:38 2020 No.17916337 File: 177 KB, 543x531, 1580893809502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916283 40%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:40 2020 No.17916338 >>17916240 The last time they made a sticky some asshole put music on it and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off so I just used the regular /smg/ threads that were up at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:43 2020 No.17916339 >>17916248 can you do one where the body is also swinging?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:50 2020 No.17916345 >>17916309 YES IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:14:57 2020 No.17916350 >>17916283 How will you afford HRT with no income and a collapsed economy FAGGOT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:03 2020 No.17916352 >>17916324 have you literally ever made money? it is a continual embarrassment to know you post on this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:16 2020 No.17916363 >>17916330 WHY? IM JUST GONNA SELL IT TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:20 2020 No.17916367 is it dumb to buy calls right now in anticipation of a dead cat bounce tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:26 2020 No.17916369 File: 293 KB, 850x1201, 1544397907431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916166 It did and I bought it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:32 2020 No.17916371
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I bought my calls for tomorrow way too early bros, they're down 25% right now. That's 25% gains I could have had if I'd waited until the end of the day. Fuck.

Sold the puts I bought yesterday for 90% gain though, which is pretty fucking cool. If only it was enough to make up for all my oil stocks ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:53 2020 No.17916375 >>17916350 She (he) will be sucking dick for hormone injections. just as God planned

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:54 2020 No.17916377 >>17916335 it’s transphobic to assume trannies can’t be impregnated

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:15:55 2020 No.17916381 >>17916309 20% is a lowball imo. Over 50%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:16:18 2020 No.17916391 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, flat,1000x1000,075,f.u1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slow and steady Bullbros. We will defeat this descent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:16:23 2020 No.17916393 >>17915979 is that wealthsimple? how you like it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:16:25 2020 No.17916394 >>17916371 >buying calls >on a green day Thank you for your service

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:16:28 2020 No.17916396 >>17916367 I'm going long. That's been the general pattern. Friday pump. Monday dump. Tuesday pump. Wednesday dump. Expecting a Thursday pump

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:16:37 2020 No.17916402 File: 54 KB, 242x213, UshiAlterCropped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the apocalypse does make me horny

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:07 2020 No.17916420 >>17916309 hopefully 'the people' will exploit city populations

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:22 2020 No.17916425 Is DOW following oil or the other way around? Their moves are now very similar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:50 2020 No.17916435 >>17916402 nice id

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:50 2020 No.17916437 PUMP IS DONE, FREE FALL RESUMES

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:53 2020 No.17916439 >>17916396 it's thursday dump, and then friday pump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:56 2020 No.17916444 I really hope you sold at the botton like I did, bears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:17:59 2020 No.17916450 File: 31 KB, 777x561, 1584093800100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here we go again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:00 2020 No.17916451 File: 68 KB, 837x711, hikki chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's the bottom, bros?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:04 2020 No.17916452 File: 64 KB, 600x600, 1582321562205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916215 How's that possible for a company with military contracts and le too big to fall meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:08 2020 No.17916455 >>17916393 It's okay >no fees >no options trading that's about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:14 2020 No.17916458 >>17916381 Unemployment numbers will be helped somewhat by the mass deaths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:16 2020 No.17916460 File: 486 KB, 1280x1676, 1497954767176.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916263 It'll most likely be american stocks, they often have the fastest growth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:30 2020 No.17916465 File: 1.15 MB, 500x518, 1557106198104.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OAN Poll: Most Americans approve President Trump's COVID-19 response >Dems: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:38 2020 No.17916471 >>17916425 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:50 2020 No.17916475 News from DB: "COVID-19: Deutsche Bank predicts severe global recession, biggest fall in growth since World War II"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:52 2020 No.17916476 File: 19 KB, 353x116, IMKTA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IMKTA is down around 10% today, whereas KR is up for the day. It could be due for a pump at some point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:18:55 2020 No.17916478 File: 311 KB, 729x1234, 1572811720123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916402 same

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:01 2020 No.17916481 >>17916394 Are you colorblind? Today is red as fuck. Tomorrow will be green.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:30 2020 No.17916496 File: 2.81 MB, 5039x1653, Anon1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To the anon who posted these. I came.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:31 2020 No.17916494 File: 906 KB, 2500x2600, 202001 - PLAPPINE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] these threads move so fast idk if anyone saw my oc porn dump in the last one

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:40 2020 No.17916500 >>17916425 it's a stupid cycle. demand for oil drops becasuse less economic activity, so oil price drops. BUT oil companies are such huge drivers of the economy...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:41 2020 No.17916501 >>17916481 I think it’s gonna get redder tomorrow. Bad news rolling in

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:19:43 2020 No.17916502 >>17916451 it’s being presented up in the air from all fours

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:05 2020 No.17916508 File: 15 KB, 210x240, 54445213287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916369 Are you even paying attention? Enjoy losing everything I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:06 2020 No.17916510 Can someone intelligent hold my hand and tell me what to invest in. Just good stocks in general please...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:11 2020 No.17916512 will tomorrow be another bloodbath?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:11 2020 No.17916513
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>>17914921
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us...The are other forces at work in this world besides those of evil.”

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:20:22 2020 No.17916517 I SOLD THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I?!?!?!?! FUCK THIS PLACE!!! AND FUCK WHOEVER TOLD ME TO PUT MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO XOM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:33 2020 No.17916520 >>17916501 We'll open green and I'll dump them then, and hopefully buy some more cheap puts then too lol more free money

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:40 2020 No.17916524 >>17916218 Sold my SQQQ calls and bought UVXY ones instead. No more of these microdick gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:49 2020 No.17916529 >>17916496 Are you coomers bulls or bears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:55 2020 No.17916534 >>17916170 damn that's sad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:20:57 2020 No.17916535 >>17916510 $LINK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:11 2020 No.17916541 >>17916460 >third panel Garfield?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:18 2020 No.17916548 >>17916512 it'd be amusing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:20 2020 No.17916550 >>17916510 How much do you have to invest

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:21:25 2020 No.17916552 >>17916510 LCI desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:29 2020 No.17916558 >>17916475 it's not a prediction if you just state what is presently occurring

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:45 2020 No.17916566 >>17916512 No, fake fed pump day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:50 2020 No.17916572 >>17916510 Large banks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:51 2020 No.17916574 >>17916517 >He Sold

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:21:59 2020 No.17916576
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>>17916452
It's too big to fail and will get a bailout, but it's also falling like a brick.
If and when we get another week or even months of red, we'll see it drop just like it has dropped so far and it can hit $50 in a matter of few days and can go even lower.
It has showed zero signs of slowing down it's descent. Still pulling double digit falls daily.
The only reason they even exist is the government money, but there was zero reasons for them to be as high as they were.
No telling where the bottom is, but it sure as fuck isn't this high.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:00 2020 No.17916577 >>17916510 ALL IN ON SPY CALLS FOR TOMORROWS PUMP

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:07 2020 No.17916580 >>17916496 Same post more

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:07 2020 No.17916581 >>17916512 It will probably rebound like yesterday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:07 2020 No.17916583 File: 88 KB, 642x521, you're mom double gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916496 ty hope you like the rest https://imgur.com/a/hViogrV keep cooming through the bad times bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:14 2020 No.17916586 >>17916529 Bears

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:15 2020 No.17916587 >>17916512 Probably a slight bounce back, but I'm not willing to hold through the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:26 2020 No.17916595 >>17916558 DB hasnt learned since 2008

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:22:45 2020 No.17916601
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>>17916460
I think you might be right. The US has a lot of liquidity right now. Companies are just going to gobble that all up as fast as they can as soon as the market starts to turn.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:01 2020 No.17916609 >>17916517 Relax. You'll make your money back just from the dividend payments in no time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:06 2020 No.17916610 File: 654 KB, 1024x898, trans3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17915980 Sufficient bait I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:08 2020 No.17916612 are we free falling again or is it just me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:10 2020 No.17916614 >>17916500 this oil drops when expected future demand drops but in the US economy, the oil price itself provides demand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:23 2020 No.17916621 >>17916170 Can you just... head over to Thailand or Vietnam and do an orgy with 5+ girls for a week? After that getting girls or even caring about their opinion won't matter to you at all. Thank me later

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:35 2020 No.17916626 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, BNO Newsroom - Dutch Healthcare Minister Bruno Bruins has collapsed in parliament during a debate about coronavirus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916018

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:57 2020 No.17916640 >>17916035 /biz/'s finest

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:23:59 2020 No.17916641 >>17916583 get a tit job and I'd hit it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:02 2020 No.17916642 Disney calls are cheap right now, theyll probably go up a little bit tomorrow before they keep going down

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:03 2020 No.17916644 >>17916309 Best of luck fighting the US military in the middle of an outbreak.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:07 2020 No.17916648
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>>17916510

>Buy oil options 1 year out
>Buy spy calls 1 year out
>Buy blue chips on mondays dump
>short TVIX starting next tuesday

Your going to be up 500% this time next year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:11 2020 No.17916649 >>17916226 You realize any retard can wait for you to go to sleep and set your house on fire right

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:18 2020 No.17916653 File: 16 KB, 923x713, fren.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And here comes Sheriff Powell to the rescue, bang bang bang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:21 2020 No.17916656 File: 703 KB, 1836x1836, GvZvzRU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916583 Time to go again

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:24:27 2020 No.17916657 >>17916609 ARE YOU THE GUY THAT TOLD ME TO BUY IT?? LET ME GUESS YOU'RE THE SAME GUY THAT TOLD ME TO BUY MMM CAUSE "MUH MASK" FUCK!!!! I'M FUCKED!!! MY LIFE IS OVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:36 2020 No.17916660 >>17916586 Cooming gives you weak hands. Cooming cooms away your gains. Don't do it bro, especially not to faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:42 2020 No.17916663 File: 36 KB, 1035x723, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at 1 day candles. This is a stock market undergoing an epileptic stroke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:47 2020 No.17916664 >>17916648 >Buying options that far out when the volatility premiums are so high

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:24:54 2020 No.17916667 >>17915980 40%

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:02 2020 No.17916671 >>17916660 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:03 2020 No.17916674 File: 361 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200318-143309_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a fucking day!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:07 2020 No.17916679 >>17916641 tits are for girls >>17916656 based coomer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:22 2020 No.17916684 >>17916215 Boeing, Boeing, gone!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:35 2020 No.17916692 Bull trap completed. Hope you guys didnt buy calls yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:44 2020 No.17916698 >>17916656 >that adorable tummy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:25:53 2020 No.17916701 >>17916674 Based I lost 100$ today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:02 2020 No.17916707 >>17916226 Preppers with their shitty AKs and ARs can eat a fat glob of my homemade napalm and whiff of my homemade mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:15 2020 No.17916714 >>17916664 You have to risk it if you want to see 1000% gains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:20 2020 No.17916719 File: 47 KB, 644x456, 8cd0ba4627b02109c8e7a4c7cd6910c2d706d6947389cd38a5b91dde4d4cd99b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >varg was right this entire time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:25 2020 No.17916723 >>17916283 Kys you abominable faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:30 2020 No.17916726 >>17916614 Problem is that the US has become a net exporter of oil

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:32 2020 No.17916727

More DB news:

"Deutsche Bank’s global economics team is out with a note Wednesday calling for U.S. GDP to crash 13% on an annualized basis in the second quarter. To put that into perspective, Deutsche Bank notes the rate of decline would be more than one and a half times the sharpest contraction during the 2008-2009 financial crisis (an 8.4% annualized plunge in the fourth quarter of 2008). Looked at another way, a 13% drop in U.S. GDP — spurred by the coronavirus outbreak causing businesses to grind to a halt as people quarantine and travel is restricted —would mark the sharpest contraction in the post-World War period."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:32 2020 No.17916728 >>17916595 >take huge risk >make profits >lever up so too big too fail >markets suffers huge decline >we ok we will get bailed out pretty based tbqh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:42 2020 No.17916731 >>17916649 what would they get out of burning a house down? they can't steal anything from it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:43 2020 No.17916732 >>17916674 based short stack

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:48 2020 No.17916734 File: 493 KB, 1152x1926, tp-19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916657 Your life was already over when you DIDNT LISTEN you druggie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:52 2020 No.17916736 >>17916674 Nice anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:26:55 2020 No.17916739 File: 67 KB, 810x539, NOT SO FAT BELGIUM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916626 Belgium when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:14 2020 No.17916746 >>17916692 I already did, you don't think it's going to atleast start off green tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:14 2020 No.17916747 File: 321 KB, 1080x909, 1584546700353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >never fuck with stocks >know it'll be a disaster >still tempted help save me from the fate of a pink wojak poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:16 2020 No.17916750 >>17916656 >tfw tranny is bigger than me How big are you in inches m'lady?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:31 2020 No.17916756 File: 199 KB, 700x1057, e6860b17be2b38b35dcf2feffc431d31508b7f96ab7a338384ed046a36c0b464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916719 APOLOGIZE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:55 2020 No.17916769 >>17916465 >picks literally the one poll that shows this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:27:55 2020 No.17916770 >>17916719 More like Fuentes and Tucker were right. Fuck that pagan schizo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:00 2020 No.17916773 >>17916248 >>17916339 seconding this /biz/ has still got it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:04 2020 No.17916777 >>17916674 Based I made $150 dollars today too anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:06 2020 No.17916779 >>17916731 Preppers usually have precious metals

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:17 2020 No.17916785 >>17916750 Redirect that question to >>17916583

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:27 2020 No.17916793 >>17916746 Maybe but we havent reached the bottom yet for today. You will lose a lot of value today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:45 2020 No.17916797 So are we heading for a recession, a depression, or an economic collapse?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:45 2020 No.17916798 >>17916747 just trade options instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:47 2020 No.17916801 File: 64 KB, 682x1024, 1574659366733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:28:47 2020 No.17916803 File: 320 KB, 600x600, IMG_8013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When the fed pumps hitting Hyperinflation now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:29:06 2020 No.17916811 >>17916621 I'm a christian. I'm too weak not to give in to porn, but it has been extremely easy to remain celibate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:29:41 2020 No.17916818 >>17916797 have you ever played fallout?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:29:41 2020 No.17916819 >>17916734 My life has been over since I came to 4chan 10 years ago.. nice try faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:29:45 2020 No.17916821 >>17916289 Aye lad I second this motion

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:29:46 2020 No.17916822 File: 53 KB, 526x526, groovy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916534 That's life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:29:54 2020 No.17916824 >>17916626 >>17916018 Weren't they going for herd immunity? lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:05 2020 No.17916832 >>17916797 THIS IS THE BOTTOM GOLDEN BULLRUN TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:15 2020 No.17916835 File: 129 KB, 281x375, Samhydetedtalk2070_(cropped).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916719 No, but Sam was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:16 2020 No.17916838 File: 18 KB, 657x527, weee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I kinda hope the market never recovers because it's just too comfy watching line go down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:18 2020 No.17916843 File: 364 KB, 1500x1484, tum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916747 buy low sell high

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:22 2020 No.17916846 File: 148 KB, 1080x1080, 1522753530513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916750 6.5 when hard which is a living nightmare because i can't fit in chastity cages

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:30:40 2020 No.17916856 >>17916797 Pretty serious depression i think. Even with a stimulus all production globally is shut down. That isnt a quick bounce back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:03 2020 No.17916868 >>17916674 Based stacklet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:09 2020 No.17916871 >>17916797 All 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:11 2020 No.17916872 >>17916798 I was thinking of buying something oil related if it hits like $10 a barrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:12 2020 No.17916874 >>17914992 b&rp

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:17 2020 No.17916876 >>17916822 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:22 2020 No.17916878 File: 117 KB, 1080x1224, onion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916770 >More like Fuentes and Tucker were right. Fuck that pagan schizo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:28 2020 No.17916879 >>17916838 MARKET GOING UP CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:29 2020 No.17916880 I can't trade options in my country. Should I insure my portfolio with an inverse ETF or will I get burned? I know nothing about hedging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:37 2020 No.17916887 >>17916838 Same. Seeing tesla has dropped so hard makes me happy.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:31:46 2020 No.17916889 >>17916797 shit is about to hit the fan bro.. get your toilet paper and guns ready

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:31:57 2020 No.17916893 >CNBC calling for trump to enact draconian measures

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:32:03 2020 No.17916896 >>17916465 >having politics influence your investment decisions kek, how much money did you lose?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:32:07 2020 No.17916898

>> predicted the fall when i saw videos from wuhan.
>>bought some gold and liquidated all my positions
so far I have lost 1000 bucks on swing trading, a few hundreds in gold and and all my cash is in norwegian kroner which is down like 30 percent to usd.

thank god I have a safe day job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:32:22 2020 No.17916907 File: 2.19 MB, 4000x1000, 1524691561495.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916843 those aren't real gains, THESE are REAL gains

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:32:29 2020 No.17916913 >>17916880 sure, but don't hold it for too long

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:32:54 2020 No.17916928 >>17916797 Wait what happens when the army heads into New York

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:04 2020 No.17916932 What are we buying to hold over night?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:14 2020 No.17916935

>>17916797
>So are we heading for a recession, a depression, or an economic collapse?

Is there's an actual systemic collapse of the banking system because of this, I don't think that there's a word in the economic lexicon to would describe the fallout.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:22 2020 No.17916939 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, 1584389367962.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FASTER

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:31 2020 No.17916943 >>17916797 We won't get a depression from this, we'll be back in about 3-4 more months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:41 2020 No.17916946 >>17916932 ur mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:33:56 2020 No.17916953 >>17916935 Societal collapse

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:33:56 2020 No.17916955 File: 56 KB, 120x120, 1584157072200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916928 party time.. duh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:34:05 2020 No.17916957 >>17916932 TQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:34:28 2020 No.17916961 >>17916898 the problem is that even if you've beat the market by 15% you're still down which is why I said fuck long term investing and instead went with playing inverse ETFs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:34:33 2020 No.17916964 >>17916872 Now is nearly the time. Buy in as soon as you see oil drop below $20. 19.99 is your entry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:34:54 2020 No.17916976 >>17916943 Mortality will still be picking up speed in 3-4 months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:02 2020 No.17916979 >>17916953 >Societal collapse Has anything in the history of modern western capitalism come close to the impact of something like DB failing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:02 2020 No.17916980 Probably doing a small call for tomorrow's dead baby bounce. I'm holding a few of my puts though, because I'm expecting this too get way worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:02 2020 No.17916981 >>17916846 can i suck it while you call me a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:07 2020 No.17916984 Next trump speech?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:15 2020 No.17916986 >>17916943 The system was already buckling under all of the debt, the massive crash is inevitable with or without corona. We'll definitely get a depression out of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:27 2020 No.17916992 bought a SIX $12 3/20 put for $28 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:27 2020 No.17916993 >>17916928 New York would effectively become the state of Dead Nigger Storage

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:40 2020 No.17916995 the amount of ackerman cope on CNBC right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:53 2020 No.17917001 >>17916964 I don't have a lot of money that I'd be willing to risk. Is it better to go into a company like Exxon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:56 2020 No.17917003 >>17916932 SPY CALLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:35:56 2020 No.17917004 >>17916496 100% a dude. Look how narrow the hips are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:06 2020 No.17917006 >>17916981 lmao gay af

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:09 2020 No.17917010 >>17916979 Hyper inflation in the Weimar republic maybe. The Deutsche Bank is falling more everyday

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:30 2020 No.17917021 >>17914921 BUY CALLS NOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:32 2020 No.17917022 >>17916995 Has someone made a JUST edit yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:50 2020 No.17917027 >>17917004 I know >>17916846 Thanks for the end of the world fap material btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:36:56 2020 No.17917029 >>17917004 yup he already said he's a trap

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:37:14 2020 No.17917035 >>17916583 nice cock bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:37:16 2020 No.17917036 File: 187 KB, 1851x990, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still a long way to go, this hasn't even factored in the latest GDP figures yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:37:20 2020 No.17917040 >>17917004 gee, ya think?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:37:47 2020 No.17917056 >>17916961 i know. but I thought i played it safe.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:38:15 2020 No.17917067 File: 14 KB, 258x195, buffalo bill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917006 >>17916981 >>17916846 >>17916750 >>17916656 >>17916583 >>>/lgbt/

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:19 2020 No.17917069
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>>17916995
>people calling in to have him taken off the air
>controversy about his segment on air
the man who singlehandedly caused a circuit break AND an 18K DOW
he's just too based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:24 2020 No.17917075 >>17917010 >Hyper inflation in the Weimar republic maybe. The Deutsche Bank is falling more everyday We came so fucking close to this in '08. This is like Lehman/AIG times a thousand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:29 2020 No.17917077 File: 261 KB, 974x1500, 1493658618935.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916907 you got to take those slow steady gains and only stuff your portfolio full when you can load up lots of shares at once

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:34 2020 No.17917079 >>17916981 oh god i love /biz/ lolololol

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:35 2020 No.17917081 >>17916846 Just gives you more incentive not to get hard if you ask me. Traps belong in chastity, their size of their cocks doesnt matter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:48 2020 No.17917086 >>17917001 No. USO. Bet on the price. If you bet on companies you need both the price to go up and the company to follow. Sometimes companies do not track with the price of their commodity as closely as you'd like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:48 2020 No.17917087 File: 30 KB, 500x500, 1530489348463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tfw there hasn't even been a dead cat bounce yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:38:49 2020 No.17917088 AHHHHHHH i cant find an accurate price all the ticker trackers are lagged out from too much volume.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:39:06 2020 No.17917096 >>17917001 No. Fucking spend all your money on UWT as soon as you see oil hit 19.99 a barrel. You will Make It.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:39:34 2020 No.17917106 >>17917069 He's probably boboposting and laughing his ass off in this very thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:39:40 2020 No.17917110 >>17917069 They fear him because he speaks the truth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:39:44 2020 No.17917111 >>17916979 Merkel will not let her political career end with DB falling. eu is gonna bail it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:40:03 2020 No.17917120 Is AMD a good buy for a long hold?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:40:23 2020 No.17917133 When should we make calls on airlines, I think the bailouts get announced this week

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:40:33 2020 No.17917138 >>17917069 Nobody is safe from the Ack attack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:41:10 2020 No.17917157 >>17917086 >>17917096 Recommended brokers in the US?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:41:33 2020 No.17917170 >>17916644 Only takes a general strike. And the economic ramifications won't ameliorate themselves as soon as the outbreak is over. this isn't call of duty, son- economic warfare is stronger than any E4 with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:41:46 2020 No.17917178 >>17917120 As long as they won't get taken down by the supply shock, yes, their CPU products are very good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:41:50 2020 No.17917180 >>17917157 TD ameritrade

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:41:56 2020 No.17917184

>>17917111
>Merkel will not let her political career end with DB falling. eu is gonna bail it out.

Is that even possible? DB has like $47 trillion in derivatives on the books (last time I checked); does the entire EU economy have anything close to that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:42:27 2020 No.17917198 >>17917111 >eu is gonna bail it out. And it'll even worsen it, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:42:29 2020 No.17917199 Is it possible for SQQQ to ever hit 10+ k like 11 years ago? Maybe not probable, but possible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:42:59 2020 No.17917219 File: 36 KB, 704x396, 1552772572653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >markets collapsing >humanity coofing >bobos triumphing >trump drumpfing >trannies posting I'm cooming

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:43:19 2020 No.17917226 >>17916644 yeah, the same people who can't handle some goat herders or rice farmers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:43:38 2020 No.17917241 File: 297 KB, 715x1000, 1457058935745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917157 I use etrade /smg/ seems to have a thing for robinhood though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:43:40 2020 No.17917242 File: 61 KB, 680x680, 1584556834312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >last minute poomp pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:44:55 2020 No.17917273 >>17917241 >>17917180 How much info do they want for account creation and how long does it take to go from registration to being able to trade?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:45:26 2020 No.17917287 What oil stock to buy tomorrow when it falls again? Could someone give me a good 2 or 3 to start from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:46:11 2020 No.17917302 dead cat?dead cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:46:42 2020 No.17917315 >>17917184 see >>17917198 they own the printer bro. too big to fall is a real thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:47:44 2020 No.17917338 >>17917287 just remember that the oil price is this low because the biggest producers want it to be. buy tankers instead

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:47:54 2020 No.17917342 >>17917287 UWT and LCI

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:48:04 2020 No.17917344 >>17917219 Sauce on anime?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:49:13 2020 No.17917371 >>17917219 Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:50:27 2020 No.17917396 >>17917338 Examples? I am like little babby when it comes to buying outside of blue chip dividend stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:50:38 2020 No.17917403 File: 421 KB, 3508x1840, 1487423407131.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17916907 You call those gains?

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:51:12 2020 No.17917422

>>17916226
They really don't, and since they are typically social shut ins with (maybe) a few dependents, they are easy pickings for any group of actual trained professionals. I've already called a few of my fellow ETS'ers on if we need to form a roving fire team to kills/steal the shit those preparers have conveniently collected for us. First stop: Steal a drone, second stop, Battle Drill 1 Alpha the nearest fatass with a bomb shelter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:52:34 2020 No.17917464 >>17917396 frontline. but do your own research

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:53:33 2020 No.17917494 >>17914921 Why do we always have these nigger end of day pumps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:53:54 2020 No.17917500 >>17917422 thats cheating tho

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:54:05 2020 No.17917505 >>17917494 shorts covering..........................

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:54:29 2020 No.17917520 >tfw actually caught a knife yeah, this is based

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:54:40 2020 No.17917528 File: 554 KB, 967x954, 1584455470505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pumping losses below 7% at EOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:54:49 2020 No.17917535 >>17917342 Picked up a boatload of UWT today

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:55:16 2020 No.17917546 BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING BILL PASSED >PUMP INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:55:38 2020 No.17917559 going back to 20k woo hoo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:57:00 2020 No.17917608 File: 866 KB, 450x450, 1579185986612.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FEDS POOMPING TO 20K what will this mean for the futures

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:57:38 2020 No.17917625 YOU SHALL NOT PASS 20K

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:58:21 2020 No.17917654 >>17917608 crashing those futures with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 15:58:25 2020 No.17917660 wut happen

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Wed Mar 18 15:59:13 2020 No.17917691

>>17917422
yeah.. go around with a group for a few days until you realize one of you had coronavirus the whole time and showed no symptoms and then you're all laying on the ground having a hard time breathing with no food and water while some fat neck bear basement dweller is watching you on his security cameras chuckling

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:00:12 2020 No.17917714 Fuck pumping the last hour means lower open tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:00:47 2020 No.17917738 ding ding

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:00:57 2020 No.17917748 Good thing I bailed out of SQQQ at $30

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:01:44 2020 No.17917771 >>17917748 yeah i dodged at 28, feel comfy to get out with any profit, now to wait for the rally tomorrow/friday and get it at 20 hopefully

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:02:55 2020 No.17917819 >>17916932 WMT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:03:00 2020 No.17917823 >>17917771 >>17917748 No. we BULL market now. Senate passed the Stimulus Bill. we pump to 25k

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:03:06 2020 No.17917827 >that last second pump LMAO TOO LATE FEDNIGGERS I GOT OUT AHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:04:06 2020 No.17917862

>bought GE calls during the dip
>already worth double during last minute pump
If tomorrow opens green I'm dumping my calls immediately. I'm going to start putting all my money in tomorrow for some spicy puts. Just praying Trump doesn't fuck things up Friday.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:04:15 2020 No.17917864

>>17917823
sorry, cant spend that money if you dont have a job, 20% unemployment is going to drive the market down further.

Whats going to happen if things keep shutting down?

Think about this, this shit is so serious the vegas strip casinos shut down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:04:18 2020 No.17917872 >>17916550 5,000

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:04:55 2020 No.17917894 ITS OVER PUMPS FAIL 1 9 9 0 3 . 7 7 N I N E T E E N

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:05:14 2020 No.17917905 >>17917864 Helicopter money aka govt money. Also Fed money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:05:29 2020 No.17917917 Ok so today was a great day for me. I made more than my initial investment back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:05:37 2020 No.17917923 File: 95 KB, 640x720, CTasVPQUwAAAlSI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17917422 >>17917691 you're both completely retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:06:00 2020 No.17917936 >>17916252 do you retards think that a woman has any orifice there? literally the hip/spins

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:07:01 2020 No.17917961

>>17917905
fed only provides liquidity to banks. They literally HAVE to keep giving banks money or the banks will default, if that happens, itll be the 2008 crash ON TOP of the corona crash.

The trumpbux is only to prevent people from losing their homes. Retail investors arent going to move the market.

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:08:23 2020 No.17918011

>>17917864
numbers from italy show that it's almost just people over 85 or people with 2 or more prior diagnosis that die. they are gonna roll back the restrictions when people understand that the economical crisis is gonna cause more damage than the kung-flu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:10:31 2020 No.17918081 >>17917961 The Fed has opened the Commercial Paper Funding Facility. Also, the Fed launched a Primary Dealer Credit Facility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:11:19 2020 No.17918098 >>17918011 Wrong. The young just take longer to die. The recovered have permanent lung damage and infertility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:17:17 2020 No.17918260 >>17918098 (source: my ass)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:19:09 2020 No.17918303 >>17918098 https://www.epicentro.iss.it/coronavirus/bollettino/Infografica_18marzo%20ENG.pdf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:19:46 2020 No.17918319 >>17918098 bro, I literally have the flu. cant feel a thing other than a bit more tired than usual. I'm 29 btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:20:38 2020 No.17918346 >>17918319 well I'm 18, go get some rest boomer

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