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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/triple-penetration/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>> No.17914186

the time for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is now

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>> No.17914200

TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17914203

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnjH-ZYe59c

>> No.17914206

POST YOUR THREAD THEMES!

>> No.17914211

>>17914148
HE FUCKING JUMPED

>> No.17914212

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>> No.17914216

its over

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17914218

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PUMP?????

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POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
>POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG
>POST YFW WATCHING IT BURN AS A POORFAG

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE GOING SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17914225

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE FALLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.17914228
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17914228

>broke 18K
>STILL dropping

>> No.17914231

>>17914203
>tfw made back all my losses

>> No.17914233
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17914233

THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

>> No.17914238

>S&P headed for the next breaker

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>DOW AT SESSION LOWS
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>> No.17914242

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>18,954.93

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17914245

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
WE ARE NOW SOLIDLY BELOW 19K
WE WILL NOT BE RISING ABOVE 19K AGAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

>> No.17914246

>>17914200
>>17914203

REAL THREAD THEME
>REAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>> No.17914247

>18k

jesus

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ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET ANONS

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17914251

WE'RE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY, HOW ON EARTH DID THIS HAPPEN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17914250
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guys i didnt actually want a depression, it was just a joke

>> No.17914256

>SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER SOON
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>>17914221

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thats so fucking epic

>> No.17914268
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17914268

It is funny

>> No.17914269

Support? What support?

>> No.17914276
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17914276

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17914277
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>>17914218
NO MORE INK LEFT

>> No.17914279

>>17914126
>rkg is back
I thought you died of aids

>> No.17914280

>>>/wsg/3344210

BRACE
BRACE
BRACE

HEAD'S DOWN
STAY DOWN

BRACE
BRACE
BRACE

>> No.17914281

>>17914233
No it still is.

>> No.17914284

MOOMOOS BTFO
HOLY SHIT MOOMOOS ENTIRELY BTFO

>> No.17914290
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17914290

>DOW float around 20k
>Trump open mouth
>instant drop
LOL, they should just ban him

>> No.17914291

You're all gonna be homeless bros

>> No.17914292

IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RIGHT NOW

>> No.17914294
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>>17914256
fed pump time first

>> No.17914297

Is this the ushering of nwo and one world currency? Massive dissident purges inc

>> No.17914298

>>17914251
The golden age ended with the mid 80s anon. We've been on a slowly increasing decline ever since.

>> No.17914300

>>17914248
Yes, I'm down 80k and I don't even care anymore.

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>>17914126
>woke up today thinking it would only be a little red
>we're now in a depression

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17914305

>you didnt sell at 29k

omfg im so fucking done, this is rigged, i swear to fucking god, a random virus just wiped 5 FUCKING YEARS of my stocks

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don't worry guys, after Boeing is kicked out of the Dow, it'll start going up again

>> No.17914316

>>17914256
When? 14?

>> No.17914317

There was a bio company partnership today in which one of the two shot up to around 2.50 a share. Anyone know the company’s involved?

>> No.17914319

THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE

>> No.17914325
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17914325

Bounce tomorrow, buy SQQQ and SRTY when it does.

>> No.17914328

>>17914126
Anyone else in gush and jnug today? I feel gay about gush but I think jnug will recover quickly

>> No.17914327
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17914327

JEROME
WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU

>> No.17914329

>>17914251
>GOLDEN AGE OF HUMANITY
Kek

>> No.17914331

>>17914304
Good morning.

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17914336

>This afternoon

At least Herbert Hoover built a cool dam.

>> No.17914338

Fed boys, fed boys
Whatcha gonna do,whatcha gonna do
When the flu hits you

>> No.17914339

>>17914316
13% at S&P 500

>> No.17914342

>>17914325
ITS NOT EVEN 3:30

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>>17914126
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.

>> No.17914347

Does the PDT rule apply to sells made within the same session, or just within 24 hours?

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>>17914221

>> No.17914349

>>17914316
-13% so in the next half hour most likely

>> No.17914350

>>17914307
WHEN DOES IT GET KICKED OUT

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>>17914221

>> No.17914354

>>17914297
No, this is the death of the central banks and their stupid free money. Gold is coming back

>> No.17914355
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17914355

THIS GIRL WANTS ME TO GO PICK HER UP AND FUCK HER!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING DOWN?!?!? FUCKING SELFISH BITCH!!!!

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>>17914307
>42 billions for this

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HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CORONAVIRUS WAS GOING TO TANK MY STOCKS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW NICE FUCKING MARKET DUDE

>> No.17914362

>>17914307
Jesus Christ

>> No.17914365

>>17914316
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>> No.17914368

>>17914316
13

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PEOPLE THOUGHT YESTERDAY WAS THE BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17914370

>still not a bulltrap after a downturn of -30%
see you in hell guys

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>>17914327
pumped it 100 points only to now be plumbing new lows

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>>17914206

>> No.17914375

>>17914126
Sauce?

>> No.17914376

>>17914126
S-sauce on pic?

>> No.17914378
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Hey Jerome!

>> No.17914379

>>17914294
FUCKING THANK YOU
SSJ3

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>tfw no idea what's going on but having fun :)

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Bottom when?

>> No.17914384

There's no hope at this point. Even the fed has given up.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17914221

>> No.17914392

WHY ARE WE NOT STICKIED
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>> No.17914396

Can we beat Monday?

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Anons...
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent

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WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)

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>>17914251
>metnally ill pedos cutting off their peepees and reading books to children
>golden age

>> No.17914402

Calls for tomorrow?

>> No.17914407

>>17914382
Bottom? Floor? At 0

>> No.17914413

Communist uprising WHEN

>> No.17914417

>>17914342
I'm pissed because I sold SQQQ expecting Trump to announce a bunch of shit today and all he did was meme about Kung Flu

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Is this peak fear yet?

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17914425

Please stop, the more I have faith this isn't going to crash and burn, the more we crash and burn.

>> No.17914428

>>17914355
Fuck her in the living room with the tv on coverage of the markets

>> No.17914429

Is the third circuit breaker when they close for the day?

>> No.17914431

RETARD BULLS BTFO
>RETARD BULLS BTFO
RETARD BULLS BTFO
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>RETARD BULLS BTFO

>> No.17914433

>>17914367
I was gonna say to place your bets on when he's gonna pull the trigger
But yeah

>> No.17914434
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17914434

You're laughing. The DOW just went under 19k and you're laughing.

>> No.17914435

asd

>> No.17914438

>>17914407
Any zero stocks I can pick up?

>> No.17914437

>>17914413
this but with fascism

>> No.17914440

>>17914402
Yea, calls on SQQQ and VXX

>> No.17914441

>>17914400
wait, the banks aren't required to hold money? what?

>> No.17914445
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17914445

>>17914126
>mfw I knew the doujin this is from and have coomed to it several times

>> No.17914446

STICKY WHEN

>> No.17914451

>>17914422
No, wait until the army comes into New York

>> No.17914453

>>17914417
same
but I sold at $31 on monday close so w/e

>> No.17914454

lol at all the goyim laughing at me last week for saying the bottom was closer to 10-12k than 20k.

>> No.17914456

>>17914126
sauce? i am into some titty torture mood right now

>> No.17914458
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17914458

when do stocks stop mattering

>> No.17914460

>>17914434
How about another joke, Murray?

>> No.17914461

SPY support isn’t honestly until $200 or so

>> No.17914470

Hey guys I'm new to stocks, what should I invest in? I just downloaded robinhood

>> No.17914472

>>17914402
yes probably a big fed damage control pump tomorrow

>> No.17914473

>>17914417
did you profit at least?

>> No.17914474

>>17914382
>he thinks there's a bottom anymore

>> No.17914478

>>17914445
pls tell me anon

>> No.17914479

>>17914392
kys tourist

>> No.17914482

>approaching -11%

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.17914481
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>>17914250
Jokes on you dumbass ahahaha

>> No.17914484

>>17914437
Let's split the difference and make it a strasserite one.

>> No.17914485

I'm going to be fucking sick

>> No.17914488

>>17914428
Doggy style with laptop on her back??? good idea but it's hard to fuck when getting fucked AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17914496

17k coming

>> No.17914497

Surely we can't go into 17K by EOD right?

>> No.17914498
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17914499
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17914499

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

WERE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

>> No.17914500

>>17914458
Oh anon....
they never did............

>> No.17914502

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DIDNT I JUST SELL

THIS IS FUCKED FUCKED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

PEP is really fucking tempting here but goddamn.

>>17914148
I like him.

A month or so ago he was on that show and the panel were hanging up on him for being too bearish in his year’s estimate

>> No.17914505

calm down fags it not going below 18k anytime soon

>> No.17914507

>>17914367
>implying there will be an America by the time of elections

lmao

>> No.17914506

>>17914437
>>17914484
Why not both at once?

>> No.17914511

>>17914470
SCD - Suicide Inc.

>> No.17914513
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ARE WE GOING TO HIT 0 TODAY?

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17914514

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Oe5YKhzCE

>> No.17914515
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17914515

WE IN OBAMA ECONOMY NOW BOYS, HOW LONG UNTIL BUSH?

>> No.17914516

>>17914378
kek

>> No.17914519
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17914519

BEAR CHADS WHERE YOU AT
LET ME HEAR YOUR ROAR

>> No.17914522
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17914522

>-11%
no wait
please just wait

>> No.17914523

i've been a fool to myself

>> No.17914524

Glad I exited TLT earlier, damn.

>> No.17914528

>>17914470
Toilet paper, food and guns

>> No.17914530

The world is falling apart and it's beautiful

>> No.17914534
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17914534

>> No.17914536
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17914536

>> No.17914537
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17914537

>>17914441
NOT ANYMORE. On March 26th they don't have to. Before they had to have 10%

>> No.17914543

>>17914473
yeah I was in at $24 and sold at $28

>> No.17914542
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17914542

>SOON

>> No.17914546
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17914546

Tick tock preppers, raiders are coming

>> No.17914549

-11%


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHLwAxS7FI

>> No.17914551

>>17914422
This isn't even the start of fear. Millions are going to die and be crippled over the next few months. Small businesses are going to be wiped out as all economic activity halts. Unemployment will surge to ~20%. Soldiers will be posted on the streets to enforce quarantines and combat looting/raping.

>> No.17914555

>>17914148
Wheres my boy ACK?

>> No.17914557

>tfw got out of shorting oil a few days ago from panic
>missed biggest trade of my life

I shall be poorfag forever, should've trusted the way of the bear.

>> No.17914558

I thought one of the trump kids said to go all in the other day

>> No.17914560
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17914560

BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS
>BIGGEST WEEK LONG LOSS

>> No.17914562

we just broke through the 19k floor

>> No.17914563

>>17914307
Wow that’s actually impressive

>> No.17914570
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17914570

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17914576
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17914576

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17914574

>>17914422
No, bud. Bodies in the streets and national guard engaging looters will be close to peak fear.

NG is full of ex combat vets from iraq and afghanistan with itchy trigger fingers due to several deployments dealing with sand niggers. I have no doubt we will see the first military killing american civilians incident in the next few months, and it will be niggers that shot at guard.

>> No.17914585

Yeaaah. If we hit -12% I'm getting out before the trading halt. I just made 250% return in my inverse ETFs.

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17914587

>>17913935
Who's gonna be put to the camps this time?

>> No.17914588
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17914588

>>17914221

>> No.17914590
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17914590

>>17914522
YOU TREMBLE RIGHTLY, BUT FEAR IS NOT WHAT YOU OWE ME

>> No.17914591
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17914591

RAPE MEEEE

RAPE MEEEEEE AGAIN

RAPE MEEEEEE

>> No.17914594
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17914594

>>17914519
ROAR

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17914602

>>17914126
>tfw I have DIS that I can't sell because I'm waiting for this fucking ComputerShares company to transfer the account to my name.

>> No.17914603

Will we hit the second circut breaker today?

>> No.17914604

>SPY
>support

choose one

>> No.17914606
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17914606

>Not even 5 days old

>> No.17914607
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17914607

time to die

>> No.17914610

How much of a bounce we hitting tomorrow I'm going in on spy calls soon +4%?

>> No.17914612

my family lost close to 7 figures and i’m ready to kill myself

>> No.17914613
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17914613

>>17914221

>> No.17914623

>>17914543
still better than zero

>> No.17914625

>>17914587
Anime posters.

>> No.17914633

>>17914606
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17914636

Looks like we're gonna get the number 5 worst drop spot today, lads. Can we get 4?

>> No.17914637

>>17914587
Furries

>> No.17914638

Stop worrying about unemployment.
We will need hundreds of thousands of Americans to collect, transport, and cremate bodies.

>> No.17914642

>>17914607
imagine the smell

>> No.17914644
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>>17914307
Lauging all the way to the bank. How did I just make 70€ on a deep ITM put?

>> No.17914645

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

>> No.17914646

>>17914610
+10%

>> No.17914647

I exited my SPY put 2 hours ago because I thought there would be that usual afternoon pump lmao. At least I still have puts in others since yesterday

>> No.17914649
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17914649

>>17914251
Well, see, there's this thing called the Labor Theory of Value.

>> No.17914652

Smells like capitulation. Strong buy signal.

>> No.17914653

>>17914537
Hence the common 10% down for a loan.
>Give us 10%
>We make up the 90% on paper
>Give us that 90% + interest or we own your house

>> No.17914654
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17914654

>476 dead in Italy today

>> No.17914656
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17914656

AMD $37

>> No.17914658
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17914658

>Damn. JP Morgan: "We are slashing our forecast for real annualized GDP growth in Q1 to -4.0%, followed by an even weaker -14.0% in Q2." Has that ever happened before?
good god
RIP Trump's reelection prospects

>> No.17914664

>>17914606
SOMEONE POST THE TWEET WHERE HE SAYS BIGGEST DOW DAY EVER

>> No.17914666

>>17914606
>signing the biggest dead cat bounce in history

>> No.17914669
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17914669

FUCK YOU GUYS!!! TOLD ME TO BUY XOM FOR THE DIVIDEND AND SWEET GAINS!!!

FUCK YOU FUCKING LIARS!!!

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED FROM GOING ALL IN ON XOM WHEN YOU GUYS TOLD ME!! FUCK YOU!!!

>> No.17914670

>>17914542
Why do these people have such memefaces?

>> No.17914671
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17914671

>>17914367
H1N1 Death Rate: .02%

Mexican beer flu Death Rate: 10%

You're retarded boy

>> No.17914672

>>17914610
0-5% seems about right

if it's red tomorrow, buy guns and rice

>> No.17914675

What is the most accurate tracker to watch the dow? I've just been looking at investing.com/indices/indices-futures - is this good?

>> No.17914676

>>17914612
wtf how

>> No.17914677

what happens to america if china wins the vaccine race?

>> No.17914678

>people fell for the "there's a bottom" meme

>> No.17914679

Anyone here switching from SQQQ to TZA? Since QQQ is only the nasdaq top 100 (the yuge boys), their pricing is way more stable and thus restricts sqqq's upside.

TZA is small-cap bear, which means bigger bobo boost.

>> No.17914681

>they put the boomers and normies in their houses so they wouldn't commit suicide at work

suddenly it all makes sense

>> No.17914684

DUTCH MINISTER OF HEALTH JUST COLLAPSED LIVE ON TV WHILE ADDRESSING THEIR LEGISLATURE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://twitter.com/Jan_mers/status/1240343340467531777?s=20

>> No.17914686

>>17914413
When we get our dilation stations.

>> No.17914687
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17914687

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION EVERYWHRE. IT WAS ALL TRUE. 2020 REALLY WAS THE YEAR OF THE GREAT HAPPENING.

>> No.17914688
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>>17914669
To long you fucking retard.

>> No.17914695

>>17914669

You were an idiot dude, no one needs oil right now, no one will need oil for a few months, the world is locked down.

>> No.17914697

>>17914678
There is a bottom

It's just at 0

>> No.17914701

>>17914405
I'd rather that than living at any point before 1950
Also >obsessed

>> No.17914702

>>17914400
Just pay for shit via debitcard or PayPal like who cares dude

>> No.17914705

>>17914445
Please tell us we beg of thee

>> No.17914706

>>17914684
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17914707
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17914707

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/treasury-wants-to-use-government-cash-to-aid-money-market-funds-51584556289?mod=mw_latestnews
>BAILOUTS AND BANK RUNS INCOMING
>BAILOUTS AND BANK RUNS INCOMING
>BAILOUTS AND BANK RUNS INCOMING
>BAILOUTS AND BANK RUNS INCOMING

>> No.17914708

>>17914645
My father touched my tiddy

>> No.17914711

>>17914604

The market is highly correlated thanks to the growth of ETFs. We are running out of sellers and running up way too many shorts, the squeeze will come, a floor found. Maybe another drop after but 40-50% is the maximum this market will bleed.

>> No.17914712

>>17914671
>only test old people on ventilators

>> No.17914714

>>17914671
Mortality rate is different from fatality rate.

>> No.17914719

>>17914677
China is going to have to marshall plan america after this.

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17914723

>>17914678

>> No.17914722
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17914722

$20 OIL

TWENTY DOLLAR OIL

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME

>> No.17914725

Imagine crude below $20 by the end of the day

>> No.17914727

>>17914612
So did my Father
He traded through the dot com crash and 2008 so he has hands of steel but when he showed me his portfolio the other day I almost threw up. The boomer lost more than I even knew we had and he laughed it off

>> No.17914728

>>17914669
You shouldnt be buying an oil dip when two massive countries are having a production war over it. That was dumb for doing anon.

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>>17914671
Don't mind Bill, he just wants you to buy that dip.

>> No.17914732

>>17914669
>going all-in when people are starting to panic over a pandemic
Just buy gradually retard.

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17914738

>>17914684

>> No.17914747

>>17914684
OH WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17914748

>>17914126
Are we headed for a 1920s depression bros?

>> No.17914753
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17914753

ACKERMAN LOOK WHAT YOU DID

>> No.17914754

>>17914328
Yes JNUG is gonna be BEAUTIFUL in the next pump

>> No.17914760

>>17914684
what the fuck

>> No.17914759
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17914759

>>17914669
FOR LONGING ANON YOU FUCKING IDIOT, LOL

>> No.17914761

>>17914701
I bet you would you disgusting piece of shit.

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17914762

>>17914684

>> No.17914763

The year is 2025
You now get paid to own stocks.

>> No.17914764

I COME FROM A LAND DOW UNDER

>> No.17914766
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17914766

tick tock preppers

>> No.17914769

>>17914684
THIS IS LADS
SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING
ITS FINALLY HAPPENING....

>> No.17914770

>>17914684
Fucking A...this is truly the end

>> No.17914771
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17914771

>>17914725
GIMME MOAR MOAR MOAR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17914772

Its gonna close at -18400

>> No.17914773

>>17914684

AHH

>> No.17914774

>>17914684
Dude face planted too lmao

>> No.17914775

THERE IS NO REASON IT SHOULD BE PUMPING

>> No.17914776

>>17914687
Didn't you hear the warnings?
Democrats really would rather destroy the world than let President D.J. ever win again.
This was not a hyperbole.

>> No.17914778

>>17914684
Poor guy, probably exhausted from everything happening right now

>> No.17914780

So what's the oil company to buy when we hit the bottom?

>> No.17914781
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17914781

>>17914522

"Heh heh, you wanted to keep your job, infidel?"

>> No.17914786

18k soon

>> No.17914788

>>17914336
You voted for the conman, stop coping already.

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17914792

>>17914221

>> No.17914793
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17914793

>>17914684
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

>> No.17914794

EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM THE MARKET WILL BOUNCE BACK BY 2K

>> No.17914796

>>17914727
>he laughed
based boome revel in chaos

>>17914748
worse

>> No.17914797

>CNBC has become the Ackman show
Hilarious

>> No.17914799

>>17914671
bro just buy the dip

>> No.17914802

>>17914671
That death rate is inflated because it's relative to the number of people officially recovered, but you're right that the cerveza virus is deadlier than H1N1

>> No.17914803
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17914803

>bulltards from yesterday bought the recovery
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17914804

>>17914367
is he pro Obama now

>> No.17914808
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17914808

>>17914669
Hey but if you can make it to 2021 you are gonna be rich if the market bounces back.

>> No.17914809
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17914809

>>17914684

>> No.17914811

>>17914574
I forget how weird America is about this.
For once I'll probably be better off living in a completely disarmed flyover country with no minorities.

>> No.17914817

>>17914780
CVX, XOM

>> No.17914819

>>17914606
This is gonna be up there with chamberlain declaring 'peace in our time'

>> No.17914821

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOnA0ak4w


SWEET DREAMS

>> No.17914822
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17914822

NOOOOOOOOOO IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS WHY DIDN'T WE LISTEN BROS

>> No.17914823
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17914823

>>17914658
>whites will vote for this guy instead

>> No.17914824

Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back.

>> No.17914825
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17914825

>>17914658

>> No.17914826

+++
+++ EUR/USD
+++

>> No.17914828
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17914828

>>17914684
Is he okay? did he died?

>> No.17914829
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17914829

>>17914775
>no reason

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17914833

>>17914522
>END
>OF
>THE
>WORLD

>> No.17914834

did i just hear someone on the floor say "NO QUARANTINE"?

>> No.17914837

>>17914684
Wow.

>> No.17914839
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17914839

It's going to dip into 18k today lads

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17914844

>>17914221

>> No.17914846

>>17914702
He's saying they don't have to have assets to make loans.
It's 100% I Owe You Monopoly money

>> No.17914848

>>17914367
Why are republicans convinced that the media wasn’t anti Obama? Foxnews openly despised him and CNN has been professional shit stirrers with no integrity forever.

>> No.17914851

>>17914587
kikes

>> No.17914853

We are so fucked lol

any depression stocks I should buy?

>> No.17914859
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17914859

FED TRYING TO PUMP IT ABOVE 19

>> No.17914857

>>17914684
ITS LITERALLY ACTUALLY FUCKING REALLY HAPPENING GENTLEMEN. WE ARE GOING TO LIVE TO DIE AT THE END OF THE WORLD.

HOW LUCKY ARE WE? THE LAST GENERATION OF HUMAN BEINGS EVER. THE CHANCES ARE ASTRONOMICAL THAT YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE AGE TO WITNESS THE FUCKING END!

>> No.17914866

>>17914803
I've only been reading into trading since like last week and even I know that's a terrible idea. This shit is no where near the bottom yet.

>> No.17914867

>>17914754
I'll buy some calls fuck it. The only question is what to put the expiration date at

>> No.17914868
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17914868

>>17914684
THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

>> No.17914870

>>17914839
it already has a few minutes ago you faggot

>> No.17914871
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17914871

>>17914684
THIS IS IT

>> No.17914872

>>17914817
Exxon and Chevron? Got it, thanks.

>> No.17914875

>>17914658
SInce its against biden yeah he will win.

>> No.17914878

>>17914126
SAUCEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17914885

>>17914684
bro it is fucking panic time

the boomers are dropping, markets are going to shit, and the FDIC has dropped bank reserves from 10% to 0% - we will have banks with no money in the vault soon

this is fucked, I'm out, I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm out

>> No.17914886

>>17914857
HISTORIANS WILL READ OUR POSTS TO WRITE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS, ANY LAST WORDS /BIZ/?

>> No.17914892

You guys ready for tomorrow's PUMP

>> No.17914893
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17914893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

FUCK EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17914895

>>17914857
Boomers will go down as the most toxic generation to ever roam the earth

>> No.17914896

>>17914684

OK that it... this is no longer fun.

>> No.17914903

on the floor i keep hearing them talk about something, they said "are they enforcing it?" and something about a quarantine

>> No.17914904
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17914904

>No one on the entire planet can preform labor

>Stock market collapses and the economy falls apart.

You guys ready to admit the validity of Karl Marx, yet?

>> No.17914905

>>17914886
HITLER WAS RIGHT

>> No.17914907

>>17914637
NOOOOO :(

>> No.17914909
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17914909

>>17914870
oh i missed it you black faggot

>> No.17914910

>>17914867
I put mine pretty far out just in case the market goes full bear mode (5/1) but I expect a pump in the next week or so

>> No.17914911

>>17914658
Americans have a short attention span, all that will matter is the debates and Sept/Oct.

>> No.17914912

>>17914886
NIGGER

>> No.17914916

>>17914658
We are getting Corona-bucks that will offset it

>> No.17914917

>>17914859
FUCK WHERE'S BRRR GANG.

>> No.17914918
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17914918

Jerome... it's ok...
you don't have to come into work anymore...

>> No.17914920

>bought some TQQQ waiting for the invitable pump 2 hours ago
Jerome, I don't feel so good...

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17914922

>>17914126
>he doesn't have a strangle position

>> No.17914923

>>17914848

Are you kidding me? Did they blame him for the race riots? Letting Isis grow out of Iraq? Cause they would have forced that down Trump’s throat from day 1. Dude had the biggest baby gloves treatment from the media EVER.

>> No.17914924

>>17914886
no they fucking won't retard, they'll read new york times archive

this site is irrelevant

>> No.17914925

>>17914886
>17914886
fuck niggers

>> No.17914926

>>17914853
In the impending depression, Disney will fucking crumble, as their shit was the most tied up in debt, and entertainment will be late to recover.

>> No.17914927

>>17914886
THIS IS /SMG/ NOT /BIZ/ WE ARE INDEPENDENT AND MUCH COOLER

>> No.17914928
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we're above 19 so.
thats something

>> No.17914930

>>17914754
Wtf is going on with gold, shouldnt it be pumping?

>> No.17914931

NEW

>>17914827
>>17914827
>>17914827

>> No.17914933

>>17914788

Thankfully, I'm not an American, would have voted for him though since he would be the best option to crash the US economy.

>> No.17914935

>>17914907
Sorry bro

>> No.17914937 [DELETED] 

New:
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921

>> No.17914940

>>17914886
/Pol/ was right, /cvg/ is gonna kill us all.

>> No.17914942

>>17914886
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>> No.17914943

>>17914895
honest question, who do you think will be reading the history books?

>> No.17914944

>>17914886
Benis.

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>>17914859
Why is pic related happening?

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>>17914886
PIZZA IS A SANDWICH

>> No.17914952

>>17914872
HAL is increase dividend yield this month too, something to consider.
Despite the price on oil, several companies are making moves towards expansion. Makes me think they have reason to believe oil won't stay below $30 for very long.

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>>17914499
Hahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.17914965

>>17914920
>not buying EOD

>> No.17914971

>>17914413
Yeah but I want to live in a white country so fascism instead

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>>17914886
*tink tink tink*
Ahem
FUCK JANNIES, NIGGERS AND JEWS

>> No.17914973

>>17914823
The herd will vote for anyone other than the guy who was president during the worst economic collapse in history that came simultaneous with millions of deaths.
The absolute landslide loss for Trump in November is only going to be topped in hilarity by the reaction of the MIGA cultists to it.

>> No.17914974

>>17914896
you're right it's now fucking hilarious
the clown world we live in is finally coming apart at the seams
HONK HONK INTO THE SUNSET

>> No.17914976

>>17914886
i'm glad it'll all be over soon

>> No.17914983

>>17914776
You voted for this

If not, then have a nice day

>> No.17914986

>>17914499
BECAUSE MY POOTS ARE GREEN

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>>17914886
pee pee

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>>17914684

>> No.17915015

...meanwhile... on the bitcoin ballpark

>> No.17915026

pump eet

>> No.17915031

>https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1240304791298945024?s=20
#BREAKING: New York now has 2,382 confirmed cases of #coronavirus, per Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

**That's 1,008 more cases since yesterday**

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17915033

THIS IS ACTUALLY 1929 LEVELS OF BAD BROS

>> No.17915034

>>17914983
No one voted for corona you fucking dipshit.

>> No.17915049

>>17914714
What the fuck are you talking about? It's just a synonym.

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>>17914886
ROMANS INVENTED DICKBUTT

>> No.17915056

>>17914570
A CUTE! Cute I say!

>> No.17915085

>>17914948
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/what-12-trillion-dollar-margin-call-looks

>> No.17915088

>>17914886
haha money printer go brrrrrrr

>> No.17915127

>>17914886
Santa was right all along

>> No.17915146

>>17914886
fuck zionists

>> No.17915173

please please please just go up ic ant take this any more PLEASE GOD I BEG YOU GO UP. WHAT DO WE NEED TO DO? WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ME GOD WHY

>> No.17915181

>>17915031
I'm thinking bullish

>> No.17915194
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17915194

Have you heard about our lord and savior Bill "Hell's Comin'" Ackman?

>> No.17915196

>>17915173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ7JseIxgX4

>> No.17915198

NEW BREAD

>>17915169
>>17915169
>>17915169
>>17915169
>>17915169

>> No.17915230
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>>17914126
WHO IS SHE

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>> No.17915245

>>17914280
KOBE

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>>17915173
Only this more days till big bounce ... a gift from God

>> No.17915252

>>17915198
THERE ARE THREE NEW THREADS

>> No.17915290

>>17914886
Bang.

>> No.17915292

>>17914748
If you are a burger this will likely be the worst financial situation we have ever been in

>> No.17915295

>>17915194
Peace be upon him. The true prophet

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>>17915034
I did

>> No.17915366

>>17914886
Tell them it was the Jews

>> No.17915375

>>17914910
I bought GUSH calls for 2021 on Monday, you think I’d be better off taking a bit of a loss now and jumping into JNUG calls?

>> No.17915380

plz gib sauce before thread dies

>> No.17915465

>>17914859
pumping is futile

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>>17915034
i never stopped rooting for her for even one second you fucking faggot. While everyone was making fucking jokes and memes about it I prayed so hard it would be like this. Now I hope only for the day of the pillow and she rightfully puts the fucking boomers into the fucking dirt

>> No.17915623

>>17914126
BEARBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17915781
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>>17914748
It's WAY worse

>> No.17915807

>>17914669
You are welcome

>> No.17915836
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Bourgs on suicide watch.

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>>17914878
>>17914705
>>17914478
>>17914445
>>17914376
>>17914375
PLEASE GIVE US THE SAUCE!!!!!! WEEEEE ARE SUFFFERINGGGF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17915955

>>17914328
>jnug
what do you think its cieling will be? What point do you think i should sell it?

>> No.17915967

>>17915836
Chinamen on triage