/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17912575]

And SQQQfags will be shot first.

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/triple-penetration/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread: >>17911790

[Anonymous No.17912606]

PUMP HARDER PLEASE I NEED THE MONEY

[Anonymous No.17912607]

What oil stock to buy?

[Anonymous No.17912610]

Reminder 18k is bottom. Buy all you can at 18k.

[Anonymous No.17912616]

>tfw I didn't buy VIX

[Anonymous No.17912622]

>I AM the stock market, suck it libtards
>OH NO, WAIT, I'M NOT THE STOCK MARKET, I'M NOT, STOP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17912623]

BROS WHY ISN'T IT GOING DOWN MORE

[Anonymous No.17912627]

>down $400 since all this began

[Anonymous No.17912628]

POST YFW BULLKEKS ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.17912631]

So can GUSH and other inverse ETFs go negative and take money from you? That's what the shit I was reading was implying.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17912633]

*ching chong achoo's*

Solly about youl economy, Amelica.

[Anonymous No.17912637]

POOOOOOOOOOMP WE CANT FALL DOWN TO OBAMA ECONOMY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.17912652]

Is it happening?

[Anonymous No.17912657]

WHERES MY FUCKING BAILOUT

[Anonymous No.17912659]

>>17912631
Wat

[Anonymous No.17912661]

HOW DO I BUY OIL???


please help me

thanks

[Anonymous No.17912663]

BUY JNUG CALLS SO CHEAP RN

[Anonymous No.17912665]

>>17912627
Stfu poorfag

[Anonymous No.17912666]

>>17912627
I'm down 4k and you dont see me crying about it.

[Anonymous No.17912669]

>>17912623
Gotta trap some more bulls for fuel.

[Anonymous No.17912670]

>>17912607
GUSH

[Anonymous No.17912673]

>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>WHERE IS THAT DUMB NIGGER FROM THE LAST THREAD THAT SAID 235 WAS THE BOTTOM? AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17912678]

THAT BBC
THAT TASTE GOOD
I BOUGHT THE DIP
I'M A KEKOLD
COME ON
COME ON
NO ONE CAN SEE ME FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING

[Anonymous No.17912679]

It is stabilizing for today
thank fucking god

[Anonymous No.17912680]

>>17912661
I get mine from autozone

[Anonymous No.17912681]

>>17912631
You put $xx amount in, how do they take more?

[Anonymous No.17912682]

>>17912606
It's too late, Jerome.

[Anonymous No.17912683]

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/bUFWXpYJKaI

[Anonymous No.17912687]

>>17912606
reddit

[Anonymous No.17912688]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/SCH4V_FfEwM

[Anonymous No.17912689]

>>17912607
The only stock you'll need

[Anonymous No.17912692]

THE AGE OF PUMP IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17912695]

heads up, buy puts on blue apron

[Anonymous No.17912697]

>>17912623
This is all a fed simulation to see how much money they can print and just throw into an inferno, to see how long they can keep a bubble in the air.

memes aside oh it will

[Anonymous No.17912701]

bros you dont understand, XOM is going down but that means its cheaper to buy....its literally free money

this is the lowest oil will ever be for the next 100 years, these coming weeks you need to load up lads

[Credit Easing Officer No.17912700]

>>17912661
apply to trade futures on your broker?

[Anonymous No.17912702]

I don't know if anyone remembers, but I posted on here a few days ago... I'm 41 and spent it all on calls.

This is it. I am financially ruined. I live in a motel, I have no money for food, I have no relationships, I have nothing. Goodbye /biz/.

[Anonymous No.17912707]

>>17912628

[Anonymous No.17912713]

>>17912627
stfu poorfag I'm down 30k

[Anonymous No.17912717]

>>17912652
it's down 1848 points you tell me

[Anonymous No.17912716]

>>17912683
based

[Anonymous No.17912718]

>>17912661
>HOW DO I BUY OIL

Oil is cheapest right now. Just go to your closest gas station.

[Anonymous No.17912719]

I regret voting for Zion Don

[Anonymous No.17912720]

oho that's a dericious bat soup!

[Anonymous No.17912722]

>>17912661
GUSH

[Anonymous No.17912727]

How much will my 4 Terabytes of anime and doujins be worth in the post apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.17912729]

CONTESSA I NEED U BB

[Anonymous No.17912730]

>>17912637
>ENTIRETY of THREE YEARS of stock market gains wiped out
JUST

[Anonymous No.17912734]

>>17912627
>tfw up $23 since this all began

[Anonymous No.17912735]

If you missed the Ackman doomcry here's part of it:

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1240321623934328832

[Anonymous No.17912739]

Good night boomers

[Anonymous No.17912741]

Financial market theme right now
https://youtu.be/zZuZPqsyRKE

[Anonymous No.17912745]

>>17912661
Go to your local Esso and buy these little babies.
Been stacking them since 2008, knew I was going to make it big eventually. Now they're cheaper than ever.
Buy the dip oilbro.

[Anonymous No.17912746]

>>17912687
retard its literally /biz/ oc someone drew it here and faggots stole it as always

[Anonymous No.17912748]

>>17912652
It's over.

[Anonymous No.17912747]

PULL UP!
PULL UP!
PULL UP!
PULL UP!

[Anonymous No.17912753]

>>17912702
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BUY CALLS WHEN THE MARKET IS MOVING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17912757]

>>17912700
timeframe?

[Anonymous No.17912758]

SEX ANDROID STOCKS MOONING !

[Anonymous No.17912759]

I'M FREEEEEEEEE


FREEEEEEEEEEE FAAAAAAAAALLIIIIIIIING

[Anonymous No.17912760]

>>17912575
So do I just move my whole 401k allocation into a money market until this shitstorm blows over? I'm down 20% YoY and can see the writing on the wall that this isn't the bottom, wondering if it's better to cut my losses and go back to my current allocation once the dust settles and we go back to a bull phase.

[Anonymous No.17912761]

>>17912702
GL FURTHER MATE


THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.17912763]

[Anonymous No.17912764]

>>17912607
Unironically buy olive oil, you'll need it the most

[Anonymous No.17912765]

I am screaming and crying and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.17912766]

give me iron hands energy lads, i have to believe in the crash

[Anonymous No.17912767]

can i write off stock market losses on my taxes?

[Anonymous No.17912768]

>>17912719
Yeah market would be booming under Hillary/Obama.

[Anonymous No.17912776]

CANADA BROS, I....

[Anonymous No.17912779]

>>17912727
About tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.17912782]

this is history anons. How would you like to be remembered? By history that is.

[Anonymous No.17912787]

>two more trading days

[Anonymous No.17912791]

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/bill-ackman-pleads-to-trump-to-increase-closures-to-save-the-economy-shut-it-down-now.html

SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.17912792]

[Anonymous No.17912800]

>>17912702
if it makes you feel any better we will all be in your position soon.

[Anonymous No.17912806]

Requesting the image of, "The DOW is plunging, and you're laughing."

[Anonymous No.17912808]

>>17912782
yotsubest

[Anonymous No.17912811]

Why the FUCK DID I BUY YESTERDAY

[Anonymous No.17912813]

reminder this was deleted
it's real for the boomers now

[Anonymous No.17912814]

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE DOW BROS

[Anonymous No.17912819]

Buy guns.

[Anonymous No.17912816]

>>17912768
how does it feel to have that level of
COPE

[Anonymous No.17912817]

its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN
its GOING DOWN AGAIN
>its GOING DOWN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17912818]

I shorted Boeing a few dollars under the 2020 peak about $330.

It's gonna close under $100 today.

I should call it quits and go home with my 30k, but I feel it can go lower still.

[Anonymous No.17912820]

>>17912663
lol no, all options are through the roof atm

[Anonymous No.17912821]

I'm pretty tempted to take profit on SQQQ and SPXU, but I don't want to miss the big drop. I don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.17912824]

>>17912702
i remember bro.....stay safe, don't do anything drastic

in life sometimes your flush, sometimes your bust, and when your bust you never think you'll be bust, when your bust you never think you'll be flush

[Anonymous No.17912828]

Please announce your bets!

Closes at 18k

Closes at 17k

[Anonymous No.17912826]

>>17912687
>biz oc
>reddit
This post is the epitome of nufags

[Anonymous No.17912829]

>>17912782
I don't want to be remembered.

[Anonymous No.17912831]

>>17912578
>what's wrong with zero freedom and giving all your money to brown invaders?
kys, commie retard

[Anonymous No.17912836]

LEAF BROS, I...

[Anonymous No.17912837]

>>17912631
>Oil so low it starts going negative
You're going to lose everything.

[Anonymous No.17912840]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
I recommend the Ace Combat Zero soundtrack for the whole next few weeks.
>>17912787
>>17912792
Is correct.

[Anonymous No.17912841]

Are we almost Weimar tier yet?

[Anonymous No.17912843]

>dow goes up
green wojak
>dow goes down
pink wojak

[Anonymous No.17912845]

>>17912760
should have done that last week

[Anonymous No.17912844]

>>17912782
just remember how cute we all were in our little stocks threads

[Anonymous No.17912847]

Hope Bizonacci will eventually come back to make a video on this, would be KINO.

[Anonymous No.17912848]

SUB 19K TODAY

[Anonymous No.17912850]

>is this how the world ends?
is this how the world ends?
>is this how the world ends?
Not with a bang, but a whimper?

[Anonymous No.17912851]

bros i need to stop buying the dip...i only have 14k left in the bank but i keep transfering for cheapies

[Anonymous No.17912854]

Should I buy the dip with my incoming tax refund?

[Anonymous No.17912856]

>>17912814
The market is actually fucked.
We should've listened to Bill Ackman.

[Anonymous No.17912858]

>>17912806

[Anonymous No.17912859]

>>17912767
Yes, or at least they're not counted toward what you owe

[Anonymous No.17912860]

>>17912821
Noone ever got fired for securing profits.

[Anonymous No.17912862]

>>17912661
XOP

[Anonymous No.17912864]

>>17912821
right there with you lad

[Anonymous No.17912865]

>>17912760
cash.

[Anonymous No.17912871]

>>17912631
They get your children if you can't pay

[Anonymous No.17912873]

SHOULD I SELL MY PUTS NOW OR WAIT

[Anonymous No.17912875]

>>17912828
CLOSES AT

18,789!!!!!


YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

[Anonymous No.17912876]

>>17912791
He's trying to warn us.

[Anonymous No.17912874]

>>17912816
Got a chance to capitalize on Trump BOOM when I hadn't in 2016. Stay mad kikes.

[Anonymous No.17912879]

>>17912814
Iz zis ze meme?

[Anonymous No.17912883]

>>17912828
18k today
16K tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17912890]

>>17912821
you'll learn what to do once you get burned for being too greedy. nothing wrong with taking profits and opening new positions.

[Anonymous No.17912892]

>>17912836
>Withdraw your money as soon as you can!
As usual, the sheep don't understand that, if the system collapses, your paper probably becomes worth less than literal toilet paper. At least toilet paper you can safely wipe your ass with, money is filthy.

[Anonymous No.17912895]

DOW Jones is my favourite shitcoin

[Anonymous No.17912897]

>>17912858
25k kek

[Anonymous No.17912900]

>>17912858
That image did not age well.

[Anonymous No.17912902]

>>17912719
Hope you're not white.

[Anonymous No.17912904]

>>17912858
>25,000
haha those were the days

[Anonymous No.17912905]

>tfw through all this i was only posting on 4chan

[Anonymous No.17912907]

me bought heckies out of 2280 O_O
this lowest every seen market
completely shocking stuff

[Anonymous No.17912909]

[Anonymous No.17912910]

>>17912768
kek, obama already dealt with 2 different viruses

[Anonymous No.17912911]

>>17912735
He's fucking losing it lmfao

[Anonymous No.17912912]

>>17912858
This needs to be updated. DOW 25k won't happen for another 5 years.

[Anonymous No.17912913]

>>17912858
>25k

Feels like so long ago lads...

[Anonymous No.17912918]

>>17912819
As much fun as it sounds, things will not degenerate into Battle Royale, so that's a stupid way to burn your cash. Buy non perishable food - you gonna need it anyway but it's gonna cost more in the future.

[Anonymous No.17912922]

Did Sava hit the floor at 3.25? It hasn't fallen below that. Time to buy in?

[Anonymous No.17912923]

>>17912760
You had 2 years

[Anonymous No.17912924]

>>17912850
Nah this happens every decade or so

[Anonymous No.17912926]

literally the first inverse oil ETF I looked up a few days ago, OILD, made me a thousand dollars since yesterday
I don't know anything too deep about finance but I'm up, this market is crazy

[Anonymous No.17912928]

up 2 u bro, im up 60% on my puts from monday

[Anonymous No.17912937]

>>17912858
Based.

[Anonymous No.17912940]

>the DOW has gone under 20k and you're laughing?

[Anonymous No.17912943]

>>17912813
BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.17912946]

AA might close under $10 a share... buy? Or not yet?

[Anonymous No.17912951]

>>17912687
cringe

[Anonymous No.17912954]

>>17912661
XLE, XOP, Exxon, Hali, OXY.

>>17912910
Yeah he did so brilliantly under swine flu. Thousands died.

[Anonymous No.17912957]

Rock solid support at -9%, we are back bull bro's.

[Anonymous No.17912960]

>these pension fund ads

[Anonymous No.17912962]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO RETIRE THIS YEAR

[Anonymous No.17912963]

>>17912940
Just happy to get the deals, please understand my culture

[Anonymous No.17912964]

>>17912828
18500 today
16500 tomorrow
>panic
house/senate pass NEETBux
+5000 moon confirmed
back to 22500 before Friday closing

[Anonymous No.17912965]

>>17912946
AA might go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.17912971]

>>17912940
It's all I can do anymore, Murray.

[Anonymous No.17912973]

>>17912902
I am whiter than snow you retarded MIGApede

[Anonymous No.17912978]

>>17912876
Ironically, he's one of the boomers in denial right now.

[Anonymous No.17912981]

>>17912926
Nice job, anon!

[Anonymous No.17912983]

>>17912890
>>17912864
>>17912860
You're right, I sold

[Anonymous No.17912988]

>>17912828
20017
believe in the PUMP

[Anonymous No.17912989]

>>17912858

[Anonymous No.17912993]

>>17912965
There's no fucking way they're gonna let one of the big 3 go bankrupt, same with Boeing.

[Anonymous No.17912995]

Like pottery

[Anonymous No.17912997]

>>17912811
you should be buying little by little on each day like today.

Then on good days buy an inverse ETF and wait for days like today.

[Anonymous No.17913002]

>>17912957
I give it 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.17913004]

It was just a dead cat bounce. Too bad bulls. LMAO

[Anonymous No.17913005]

>>17912627
>down 0$ since all this began

[Anonymous No.17913008]

>all schools closed in Britain on Friday

[Anonymous No.17913010]

>>17912905
It wasn't until this week that I realized what a waste of time it was

[Anonymous No.17913013]

>>17912954
And thousands will die under Trump as well, in addition to the largest stock market crash since 2008.

[Anonymous No.17913017]

all these gigantic green candles in the past 20 minutes and they've managed to accomplish exactly nothing

[Anonymous No.17913020]

>>17912844
>>17912808
YOTSUBRIDE!

[Anonymous No.17913022]

>>17912719
>he didn't vote for chaos

[Anonymous No.17913026]

>>17912993
They let Lehman Brothers die. We don't need 3 shitty airlines. The worst one will die to prove a point. That's American Airlines.

[Anonymous No.17913036]

>>17912847
He an hero'd

[Anonymous No.17913038]

>>17912858
reminder that 25K is a rock solid support that couldn't POSSIBLY be broken

[Anonymous No.17913040]

>>17912687
Reddit stole it you fucking twit

[Anonymous No.17913044]

>>17913013
>in addition to the largest stock market crash since 2008.

Which is crashing the rest of the world. The fact that you're hellbent on pinning this all on Trump shows how obsessed you are.

[Anonymous No.17913047]

>>17912995
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PRIIIIIIIINT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17913050]

>>17912791
ack(n, m)

[Anonymous No.17913051]

FUK IT JUST BOUGHT GAZPROM


i'm betting on these sneaky russians

[Anonymous No.17913053]

>>17913036
'no'

[Anonymous No.17913056]

>>17912993
Whens that stimulus dropping?

[Anonymous No.17913063]

Whew I made it lads. Nervous week. Knew nothing about trading and opened an account late last week and made my first trades ever on Monday. Had some money saved up for down payment on a house for my wife and I, and put 40K of it into UVXY, SQQQ, SPXU, and SPXS on Monday. Unfortunately bought UVXY at 80 monday morning and sold end of day for 90, wish I had of held obviously. The others though, fuck me what is up with these. They were making me nervous all week, and I ended up breaking completely even on them.

[Anonymous No.17913069]

why the FED doesn't kill the dollar?

[Anonymous No.17913070]

>>17913020

[Anonymous No.17913072]

The money printers must have broke.

[Anonymous No.17913073]

Now that the market finally took a dump, I can finally start buying into the stock market. What markets should I be looking into bros?

[Anonymous No.17913074]

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE MONEY AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913075]

>>17913038
you'll never make it pass 18000

[Anonymous No.17913078]

>>17912687
Congrats on the (you)s

[Anonymous No.17913079]

>>17913051
>FUK IT JUST BOUGHT GAZPROM

Literally any oil stock right now will make money long term.

[Anonymous No.17913080]

>>17912983
so did I, +30% today, put it all on an even more volatile ETF in the dip

[Anonymous No.17913082]

Which broker do britfags/euros use? newfag but I might as well get in now while it's all going to shit.

[Anonymous No.17913085]

"I think the market is going to fall."
"buy this"
"I think that the price of oil is going to fall."
"buy this"

investing is so simple
I didn't even draw any lines just followed world events

[Anonymous No.17913092]

oil straight back to -20%
F

[Anonymous No.17913094]

DOOMP EET

[Anonymous No.17913095]

We have hit the permabear market.
Alhamdulillah

[Anonymous No.17913097]

Europe won't drop much further but SP500 still needs to go to 1800 and then we can start slowly grinding back

[Anonymous No.17913099]

we're rebounding tomorrow right bros

[Anonymous No.17913102]

PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.17913107]

Bear bros, di-did we ask for too much?

[Anonymous No.17913108]

>>17913063
I hate SQQQ even though it has made me money, shit is scary

[Anonymous No.17913111]

>>17913044
Trump is absolutely at fault whem decided to leave or border wide open while handing buisness a ton of cash that tbey could blow on their own shitty stocks and his pathetic response to this virus

[Anonymous No.17913112]

I see a green door and I want it painted red
No bullbros anymore I want them to turn red

[Anonymous No.17913116]

>TRUMP SUSPENDS EVICTIONS AND FORECLOSURES

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T OBAMA DO THIS IN 09, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Anonymous No.17913117]

>>17913026
boeing isnt an airline

[Anonymous No.17913120]

>lost 10% yesterday
>gained 10% today
Everyone's making sick gains or going broke and here I am being a crab.

[Anonymous No.17913122]

>TFW banking system is collapsing because of profit taking on leveraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.17913128]

[Anonymous No.17913133]

>>17913073
>Now that the market finally took a dump,
what makes you think it's over

[Anonymous No.17913135]

>>17913116
Because he's a nigger

[Anonymous No.17913137]

The first one really is free.

I got memed into buying SQQQ, mistakes were made.

Been trying to just break even, mission accomplished.

Fuck this market.

[Anonymous No.17913139]

>>17913080
which one?

[Anonymous No.17913140]

>>17913108
Literally just sold some shit to buy SQQQ lmao

[Anonymous No.17913143]

>>17913107
im asking for even more

[Anonymous No.17913144]

Why does CNBC only put out clips? Isnt it easier to upload the entire interview?

Part of Ackman's rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMfAZeJbN0

[Anonymous No.17913147]

>>17913120
Being a crab is better than losing half your portfolio

[Anonymous No.17913146]

>>17913139
UVXY

[Anonymous No.17913151]

>>17913117
I'm not talking about Boeing you fucking concussed retard. God damn this place gets dumber every day

[Anonymous No.17913152]

>>17913116
banks have no cash flow and no equity either
kek this is idiotic
banks are going down even harder

[Anonymous No.17913155]

>>17912575
How low does Boeing gotta go to get bailed out

[Anonymous No.17913156]

>>17913097
>Europe won't drop much further
spain is about to become the new italy, anon
uk has only just closed schools as of this friday
it's going to get worse

[Anonymous No.17913158]

>>17913122
The jews are scribbling your debts on clay tablets as we speak

[Anonymous No.17913160]

So XOM will hold on but what about OXY and MRO?

[Anonymous No.17913161]

BACK DOWN HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17913163]

>>17912973
>leftist white
Truly pathetic. Stop posting misaka. She's too good for you.

[Anonymous No.17913166]

every tax paying american/legal immigrant is about to get a grand, you know what to do with it bois

[Anonymous No.17913167]

"Let the bear leave its cave. Forever."

[Anonymous No.17913168]

>>17913112
They ran out of paper
They ran out of ink
The fed can't print more dollars
The Wojaks have turned pink

[Anonymous No.17913170]

>>17913073
>this isn't bears having a smoke after fucking bull boomers
Fucking will resume soon

[Anonymous No.17913176]

>my HUV order from Noon is still pending

[Anonymous No.17913179]

IM STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED
DO I TAKE MY 500 DOLLAR GAIN AND BUY A GUN

[Anonymous No.17913180]

>>17913108
it seems like it's only going to bounce between 25 and 30. MAYBE 23 and 32 when super crazy shit happens. Don't get greedy and just ride the swings, knowing that we are still a long way from the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17913183]

>>17913137
Did basically the same with SQQQ, got out up $80 and threw what I got into JNUG calls for may. Any of these 3x ETF's are gonna make big money I think

[Anonymous No.17913184]

>>17913073
buy spce in the 7-8 dollar range. more upside potential than average

[Anonymous No.17913188]

>>17913155
0

[Anonymous No.17913190]

I'm still up ~25k but down ~18k from the highs. What should I do bros? I feel like this is all going to blow over in a few months but these drops are insane.

[Anonymous No.17913194]

>rollercoaster going down again

[Anonymous No.17913195]

>>17913146
placed a put? after this climb it might calm down during tomorrows surge

[Anonymous No.17913200]

lol Just buy CORPORATE DEBT

[Anonymous No.17913201]

NOOOO NOT THE PRINTERINO

[Anonymous No.17913202]

Can we safely say this is a fucking apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.17913203]

>$40k today with perfectly timed bottom and tops
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.17913205]

>>17913099
It's highly likely.

[Anonymous No.17913207]

Give me a risky position to gamble on, I'm mostly just sitting in cash now

[Anonymous No.17913208]

>>17913143
a lot fucking more. I want the dow below 10k back at 2008 levels

[Anonymous No.17913210]

>>17913111
>Trump is absolutely at fault whem decided to leave or border wide open

Ah yes, DNC would have handled that better. The people who called Trump racist for closing flights to/from China in Feb lol

[Anonymous No.17913212]

>>17913097
We will all go lower.
The debt crisis is global. This isn't just the virus wrecking havoc, this is the decades long money printing debt shit exploding.
We're all going a lot lower.

[Anonymous No.17913218]

>thread theme for all the dead bull's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnSbrx5YByY

[Anonymous No.17913222]

>>17913179
Yes. Crime became legal in philly overnight last night. Look it up. I am at serious risk of a horde of niggers breaking into my house

[Anonymous No.17913223]

>>17913207
SNSS

[Anonymous No.17913226]

-9,31%

[Anonymous No.17913229]

Ackman's call for those who missed it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

[Anonymous No.17913232]

Imagine thinking covid-19 is to blame and not the excuse everyone was waiting for. The market has been a lie for years.

[Anonymous No.17913234]

>>17913179
>he doesn't have a gun

[Anonymous No.17913235]

>>17913170

[Anonymous No.17913237]

so the Fed is going to start outright purchasing Corporate debt. wtf is going on. They are going to own half of the economy by the time this is said and done

[Anonymous No.17913242]

Lets just take a second to appreciate how colossally retarded both Governments and the Media has been since this started.
Even since the lock down in china of 50 million, people have been taking this as a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.17913246]

>>17913160
I have a list of all of them
I can post a pastebin
do you need it?

[Anonymous No.17913248]

>>17913107
doesn't look too much to me

[Anonymous No.17913249]

What are you guys positions for tomorrow's dead baby bounce

[Anonymous No.17913254]

>>17913207
GUSH

[Anonymous No.17913256]

>>17912768
Cope harder

[Anonymous No.17913258]

ARE DIVIDENDS STILL MY FREN OR NOT

[Anonymous No.17913264]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS DOWN AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17913266]

>>17913229
pffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17913268]

>>17912841
Culturally we've been there for 10 years
Economically we are now getting there

[Anonymous No.17913271]

>>17913229
based
>OKAY?
today has been too kino

[Anonymous No.17913272]

>>17913237
So the end stage of capitalism is.... socialism?

[Anonymous No.17913273]

WE ARE IN FREEFALL

[Anonymous No.17913274]

I still can't believe how high the VIX is

[Anonymous No.17913278]

>>17913163
>if you don't like my israeli puppet then you're a leftist!
Can't wait for you and all of your neocon boomer friends to die

[Anonymous No.17913280]

>>17913246
Sure that’d be great, thank you friend.

[Anonymous No.17913281]

>Sold all my shit expecting a pump
>No pump
>Just a massive fucking nosedive
Man. I feel retarded.

[Anonymous No.17913282]

SHOULD I BUY SPY CALLS FOR TOMORROW Y/N

[Anonymous No.17913284]

Boeing failing this hard is beyond my wildest fucking dreams holy shit.

[Anonymous No.17913285]

>>17913207
BTC

[Anonymous No.17913286]

>>17913256
>markets will never go back up goy

[Anonymous No.17913289]

>>17913179
You haven't already? How the fuck have you made money on the market if you don't have the foresight to prepare for a potential societal upheaval? Fuck dude. You probably won't find any if you go now, some states are even banning sales. It's at that point.

[Anonymous No.17913294]

>Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Use For Coronavirus Patients - WJZ

[Anonymous No.17913296]

>>17913229
Him vs Ichann is pretty kino desu

[Anonymous No.17913301]

bros we're all having a giggle, but at the rate this is going in three days /smg/ will be talking about which firearms to invest in

[Anonymous No.17913305]

>>17913229
reminder
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[Anonymous No.17913307]

>>17913242
>Dude just wash your hands.

[Anonymous No.17913309]

>>17913202
that tummy tho

[Anonymous No.17913310]

any other smart money here buying oil today

[Anonymous No.17913311]

>>17913237
Welcome to Japan style Neo-Fascism

[Anonymous No.17913315]

RON PAUL PLEASE HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913317]

>>17913249
buy back into UVXY and hold with 25% trailing stop loss. fucked up selling it on monday huge.

[Anonymous No.17913318]

>>17913258
dividend bro has lost more money. he has bought every 10% dip. He will take years to recover if ever.

[Anonymous No.17913324]

damn whats Ackerman on. Dude is tweaking

[Anonymous No.17913327]

>>17913301
If you haven't invested in firearms yet then you missed the window.

[Anonymous No.17913329]

>>17913315
I tried to help you,
BUT YOU LOOKED AWAY.

[Anonymous No.17913330]

STOCKS ARE A SHITCOIN

[Anonymous No.17913332]

>>17913294
OHOHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17913333]

>>17913183
Was in a roth IRA so day trading was out, just glad I was able to not get wrecked.

Good for you too anon.

[Anonymous No.17913334]

>>17913305
Too soon. Buy at 50$.

[Anonymous No.17913335]

>>17913278
>boomer
30 y/o boomer. Wish your californian city would get swallowed up by the sea.

[Anonymous No.17913336]

GERMANY. IS. CLOSED.

[Anonymous No.17913338]

>>17913301

I can help with t hat.

[Anonymous No.17913339]

>>17913237
fuck really? that's actually hilarious

[Anonymous No.17913345]

1st of january 2017:
DOW 20000
BTC 900

18th of march 2020
DOW 20000
BTC 5200

Checkmate, stock cucks.

[Anonymous No.17913346]

>>17912918
You are a retard of you have no means of self defense

[Anonymous No.17913349]

>>17913301
I've bought 3 AR-15's and a pistol this last month. Need more ammo though.

[Anonymous No.17913352]

>>17913309
it is a tranny bro you can't be aroused by it it is gay

[Anonymous No.17913354]

>>17913195
its spiking again, bought it in the trough

[Anonymous No.17913355]

>>17913294
OHHHHHH SAYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17913356]

>not even -10%
>things already returning to normal

yeah your """"HAPPPENING""""" its cancelled kids, back to work!

[Anonymous No.17913357]

>>17913315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

[Anonymous No.17913358]

>>17913301
We already have people talking about pulling out and buying guns
Hell for some it might be too late to buy one. Luckily I bought one right before all this shit happened for unrelated reasons

[Anonymous No.17913362]

Is holding SQQQ calls overnight a bad idea?

[Anonymous No.17913364]

>>17913099
Fake and gay pump tomorrow, dumpening Friday.

[Anonymous No.17913365]

>>17913301
Then do it right now.
Alright /biz/, which firearms to moon next?

[Anonymous No.17913371]

are we gonna see SPY $200 again?

[Anonymous No.17913372]

>>17913274
Thats cute

[Anonymous No.17913374]

Is this peak fear? It seems like it but we have so much lower to go...

[Anonymous No.17913378]

Still have time for a second breaker

[Anonymous No.17913380]

>>17913330
Western Civilization has been being exit scammed since Nixon went off the gold standard

[Anonymous No.17913385]

>>17913207
TVIX

[Anonymous No.17913386]

>>17913352
i know it is lad

[Anonymous No.17913387]

>>17913335
I already told you I'm not a leftist you dumb boomer
Trump is a zionist puppet who puts America second

[Anonymous No.17913389]

OIL AT $20
OIL AT $20
OIL AT $20
OIL AT $20

[Anonymous No.17913391]

>>17913335
Kike shill get the giftgas.

[Anonymous No.17913395]

>>17913362
It made me a bunch of money last night.

[Anonymous No.17913396]

>>17913246
>>17913280
here

https://pastebin.com/VLD6wA0R

still searching for more
penny stocks with no revenue were excluded

[Anonymous No.17913398]

>>17912824
>quoting blow at a time like this
stfu faggot

[Anonymous No.17913402]

closed for the day, v comfy. going to stick to intraday rather than swinging overnight.

[Anonymous No.17913408]

WHY WASNT THERE A WALL AT 20K

FUCK

[Anonymous No.17913410]

New Bread:
>>17913400
>>17913400
>>17913400
>>17913400
>>17913400
>>17913400

[Anonymous No.17913411]

What a fucking circus

[Anonymous No.17913412]

Sold my puts for a small profit. Couldn't take the suspense anymore.

[Anonymous No.17913414]

>>17913389
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17913417]

>>17913365
Don’t buy a gun; instead invest in mutual aid and support systems within your community :)

[Anonymous No.17913420]

Holy motherfucking fuck, I forgot about oil, just opened a windows and almost fell off my chair. Top fucking kek!

[Anonymous No.17913425]

>>>17913362
>Yes, and for fuck sakes don't buy at open like me, even read in SMG not to fucking do that.
>See

>>17913137

[Anonymous No.17913424]

>>17913380
>since Nixon went off the gold standard

[Anonymous No.17913431]

>>17913207
>>17913385 this
It moves $10 every minute.

[Anonymous No.17913433]

>"We were comfortably down 6 to 7 percent."
We're living a meme, bros.

[Anonymous No.17913443]

>>17913374
This isn't peak anything yet. Years of pain coming. No way out:

repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

[Anonymous No.17913447]

>>17913374
wait till america goes full quarantine

[Anonymous No.17913452]

>>17913362
On a deep red day like this it's a risk that tomorrow we get a dead cat day like Tuesday tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17913455]

>>17913380
>nixon
anon, i...

[Anonymous No.17913464]

BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
>BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
>BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
>BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
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BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
>BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
BACK ON TRACK TO 18K
>BACK ON TRACK TO 18K

[Anonymous No.17913468]

>>17913133
No shit it's not over but I have to start planning on what to buy now.
>>17913184
Will look into this anon.

[Anonymous No.17913489]

>>17913272
its already blended capitalism and socialism. but yes, more socialism. I dont understand how the Fed is solvent. I know that they are not subject to opening their books up to congress or the public. There is going to be $3T injected in the economy from both the Fed and government. I thought 50yr and 100yr bonds were meme, but the come to reality

They are going full scorched earth

[Anonymous No.17913501]

>>17913408
There was and it took couple of days to get through it.
Next stop 18k. Then 15k. Then 10k and we're done with the drop.

[Anonymous No.17913503]

>>17913318
what if i buy dividend stock a few months from now when everythings gone to shit?

[Anonymous No.17913506]

>>17913452
I think we will

[Anonymous No.17913536]

>>17913424
Oh

[Anonymous No.17913540]

VIX cant go higher.. it just cant

[Anonymous No.17913570]

>>17913391
>swedecuck
yikes

[Anonymous No.17913582]

stop crabbing and DUMP

[Anonymous No.17913642]

>>17913489
The real question is, how long can they pull this off? Chances are there's going to be a miracle shift towards China/Russia and the US will lose it's world power status.

[Anonymous No.17913652]

>>17913210
They unironically would

[Anonymous No.17913657]

>>17913294
ONLY IN NIGGERVILLE.

[Anonymous No.17913704]

>>17913652
Yeah the people criticizing Trump for closing the borders would have handled this better. TDS has rotted your mind bro.

[Anonymous No.17913727]

>>17913108
Don't be greedy with SQQQ. Just get a quick +4 then sell, wait for it to fall again, then buy back in. It's not meant to be held for longer than a week.

[Anonymous No.17913803]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FItEjc6VtuU

ASSUME IT'S GONNA KILL YOUR CHILD

BY THE WAY IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17913850]

>>17913727
lol it's not meant to be held longer than a day

[Anonymous No.17913860]

>>17913803
He sounds like a hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.17913866]

>>17913803
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.17913867]

>>17913294
SHIIIIET

[Anonymous No.17913869]

Back to -10% again and on through <19k! :)

[Anonymous No.17913924]

oh no no no gush and UWT bros

[Anonymous No.17913940]

>>17913652
Trump at least has to protect his image. The DNC would do just whatever their special interest told them to, which would be to keep everything open even China. You wanna know why this "It's racist to call it Chinese" thing exists? Because investors don't want China's image to be too fucked up or else it'll ruin their manufacturing gains. These are the people who have enough money to buy influence.

[Anonymous No.17914081]

>>17913803
>ASSUME IT'S GONNA KILL YOUR CHILD
So that's why Trump doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.17914226]

why didnt anyone tell me to go all in on fucking TVIX today?

[Anonymous No.17914241]

DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K
DOW UNDER 19K
>DOW UNDER 19K

[Anonymous No.17914421]

capitalism doesnt work. sorry you had to find out this way.

[Anonymous No.17914627]

>>17914421
>Communist country releases bioweapon on everyone
>Capitalism failed
Kek. And do you see how many people are lining their pockets?

[Anonymous No.17914731]

You little babies are so soft. I lived through 2009 in a $150/month punk house in Chicago. I rode an old bike and ate dumpster food. I slept in a tent at Occupy. I've survived on $400/month. No fucking insurance, no safety net. Survival on the fucking streets. I've been preparing for this moment for 12 years. I am $500,000 in the money, secure job, rent free living. Exited the market in December You cowards make me laugh. Fools and cowards. You have no idea what is coming. You want to know when the bottom is coming? When you've lost all hope. When the bearest of bears is huddled in a corner, penniless from dangerous and stupid bets. If you have an once of sense you'll be very very careful.
The bottom comes in 2021.
You will be burned

[Anonymous No.17914750]

>>17914421
>the government fucking up the economy is capitalism

ok millenial

[Anonymous No.17914843]

>>17913860
His dad is immunocompromised and he's a neurotic jew

[Anonymous No.17914964]

>>17913183
What makes you think the JNUG will be a good buy?

Any other ETFs to watch for.

Im happy i didnt get into SQQQ