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>> No.17908671

wheres the fat fuck

>> No.17908675
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17908675

>20K DOW again

>> No.17908677

>didn't put /smg/ in the title
1/5 you tried

>> No.17908679

It's back at 20k. Bears are fucked

>> No.17908680
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>> No.17908681
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>> No.17908684

What stocks should I invest in, with my trumpbux

>> No.17908685
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17908685

buy the dip everyone :^)

>> No.17908688
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17908688

Can't wait for cheeto man

>> No.17908690

first for baggie is a slimy jew

>> No.17908695
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>DOW at 20k
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!! BEARS BTFO!

>> No.17908704
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>>17908222
>>17908224
>>17908230
>>17908253
It's going back up boys. I'm almost at breakeven.

wtf im a bull now

>> No.17908707

When is Trump's speech?

>> No.17908711

WHY WON’T SQQQ HIT $29

>> No.17908710
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17908710

ALL RISE FOR THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>> No.17908712

What the fuck is happening with DFS? Is it going bankrupt?

>> No.17908713

>S&P back to 2400

OH NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17908715

whats the play pre speech?

>> No.17908723
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17908723

>Trump is fucking late
>Again
JUST GET ON STAGE SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO REACT ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17908725

WHY ARE SH CALLS UP

>> No.17908726
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17908726

>stocks dropping faster than puts are rising

>> No.17908731
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>>17908695
Yotsubest

>> No.17908733

what was THAT?

>> No.17908735
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17908735

BUY
THE
DIP
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL

>> No.17908736

Bovespa will circuit break Soon™

>> No.17908737

>>17908707
23 minutes ago

>> No.17908738
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17908738

Genuine question. Can the Russians/Saudis actually survive with oil prices this low or is this just a bluff?

They are saying they will up the production by April 1st, but there's still 2 weeks to go and i'm starting to wonder if by the end of March they will just go "hahaha, just kidding, time to cut production"

>> No.17908739
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17908739

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WALLAH
JUST LIKE THAT

>> No.17908743

>>17908695
Best girl

>> No.17908745

>>17908733
Sanders is suspending his campaign, I’d bet money (heh) that was why

>> No.17908747

>boeing about to go under 100 for the first time since 2013
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKS, PAY BACK FOR THE SHARE BUYBACKS, ENJOY THE LOSS

>> No.17908755

BRK.A seems crazy undervalued. It's been following the market pretty closely despite the fact that Buffett has fuck tons of cash and always outperforms during recessions.

>> No.17908757

uber is international, scale growth, very innovatice, gigantic growth, diverse and have lots of data

buy

>> No.17908760

Imagine actually believing the dow could go sub 20K while the fed still exists

>> No.17908763
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17908763

>yes it must be the millennials who are crashing the economy

>> No.17908766
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17908766

In the cruise industry, we call this sneaky market move "The Titanic"

And we're not even near the bottom. I'm seriously starting to think the US market will end up like Japan, where they have crabbed for 30 years and at best reached 50% of the high.

>> No.17908767

>>17908757
>Investing in a company losing literally billions every quarter

>> No.17908768

>>17908695
you people do this every time and it goes lower every time

>> No.17908769
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>>17908738
>April 1st

>> No.17908771

IT’LL HOLD GIVE US A BIG OLD BRRRR JEROME

>> No.17908773
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17908773

You guys didn’t listen to Jim now pay the consequences

>> No.17908776

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BOND YIELDS

>> No.17908779

>Bernie suspending campain
>stocks skyrocket
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17908781

>>17908757

It's not diverse it's just a bunch of Ethiopians and Indians driving around drunk college students.

>> No.17908784
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>20040 DOW

>> No.17908789
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>>17908757
no.

>> No.17908792

>Only bad news
>Funny lines go up
W8 wut

>> No.17908793

money printer go brrr lol

>> No.17908794

>>17908757
uber doesn't make money despite treating their drivers like slaves

>> No.17908795

How likely is it they ban short selling?

>> No.17908800

MY SHORTS NOOOOO

>> No.17908802

I'm nervous for my puts, but I want so much more than the bit I've made.

>> No.17908804

Would Warren Buffet let the airline sector fail?

>> No.17908805
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17908805

>closed all shorts at 19800
>waiting for conference to end
>short this pump
who here /comfy/

>> No.17908807

where's the stupid fucking orange man, is he on a ventilator and having a hard time getting to the podium

>> No.17908808
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>>17908659
>Trump gets on stage
>Leans into mic
>"No two ways about it folks, we're fucked. To you Mike..."
>Powerwalks out of room

What would happen?

>> No.17908809

Did they buy a new printer?

>> No.17908810
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17908810

You and me together
Through the dips and highs
I don't worry 'cause
Everything's gonna be alright
People keep shorting, they can trade how they like
But all I know is everything's gonna be alright
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I'm feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you

>> No.17908811
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17908811

Sorry bros, I've been buying the recent dips

>> No.17908812

trump is late because hes wipping munchie look at that pump


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17908815

Glad I took some profits before the scam pump.
But don't worry bros, we'll dump again soon

>> No.17908816

>>17908792
Sanders is going to suspend his campaign. As good a reason for this clown market to rally as any

>> No.17908818

>>17908738
saudi oil cost FOB 12-14 $ , russian anything 20-40 $

>> No.17908820

>Bernie suspended campaign
ITS ABOUT TO GO UP

>> No.17908821

>>17908710
fuck that nigger music ruining a great song
https://youtu.be/mKpsuGMeqHI

>> No.17908823

>>17908795
ALready happened to us europoors

so very likely

>> No.17908824
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17908824

hehehe haha print money print money
make line change colors hehehaha

>> No.17908826

So how are we looking with grocery stores remaining stocked with food and the lights remaining on/electricity being generated?

>> No.17908833
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17908833

LOSING MY IDENTITY
WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE

>> No.17908834

>>17908795
It'd be more likely theyd stop funding Israel.

>> No.17908836

The dollar is incredibly strong today. If you're not watching it, you should be.

>> No.17908837

>>17908805
Almost the exact same boat. Gonna load up when daddy drumpf says that we have a cure/vaccine and announces more stimulus. -5% at least tomorrow.

>> No.17908846

is this trump conference call happening or what?

>> No.17908848

>>17908804
>AAL market cap is 5B
Buffett can just buy entire airline industry and establish a monopoly.

>> No.17908849

>>17908833
TELL MY WHY ITS ALLWAYS THE SAME EXPLAINING THE REASON WHY IM SO MUCH INSANE

>> No.17908851

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17908853

>>17908795
Doing that would be basically admitting they can't keep the market propped up anymore, would cause a huge panic selloff

>> No.17908855

>open up steam
>normies that haven't logged in for decades are online
>ISPs are threatening to slow down streaming sites
it's THIS bad already

>> No.17908859
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17908859

>STOCKS SKYROCKETING

>> No.17908860

god damn I'm glad I exited on Monday and started focusing on inverse ETFs
I "bought the dip" on Friday too
it's never too late to cut your losses bro, now I'm up
glad I bet against oil with OILD

>> No.17908861

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FAT LAZY BITCH I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT TRUMPBUX

>> No.17908862

>>17908820
Source?

>> No.17908863

How many stocks will Trump shill today?

>> No.17908875

Trump conference won't start until fed pumps it above 20100

>> No.17908876

>>17908863
WENDY'S DOING TREMENDOUS

>> No.17908877
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>>17908863
Hopefully enough to profit off of the accidental call I placed. Then I get get back to bearing.

>> No.17908882
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17908882

and all of this because these insects cant eat like normal humans
fuck chinks

>> No.17908889

>>17908863
hopefully exxon

>> No.17908890

>half an hour late again
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMPF

>> No.17908892

>>17908862
They said it on the Yahoo Finance stream

>> No.17908893

>>17908860
>40% increase in a day
jesus this is is the real shit huh

>> No.17908896
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>>17908738
They can but not very long. Not with Corona also putting major pressure on global economy. Sub $25 is territory where everybody in the sector feels the pain. Under good economic conditions the saudis can supposedly handle sub $20 for a little while but i wonder...

Anyway, i started a fresh oil long 30 minutes ago. Unleveraged just in case this takes several months to play out.

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>>17908863
CAT probably considering they are doing okay despite everything

>> No.17908915

>>17908882
So is that glass filled with hot oil or what??

>> No.17908918

I work at fidelity, and the way high ups are predicting the Dow to bottom out at 12,000 by mid-summer.

>> No.17908919
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>>17908896
Hope it goes good.

>> No.17908920
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>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
>SNIBB
>SNABB
Sorry bulls and bobos we /crabworld/ now

>> No.17908923

>>17908882
stop it bro you're killing my yellow fever

>> No.17908926

>>17908808
Pump.

>> No.17908927

>>17908901
Kek

>> No.17908937
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17908937

French regulators have imposed a 30-day short selling ban on French shares.

>> No.17908938

>>17908863
Trump hasn't pumped since Friday. I think he's trying to disown the market and focus on the "economy" so he gets relected.

>> No.17908942

Sub 20k

>> No.17908943

>>17908882
disgusting

>> No.17908947

is trump rip?

>> No.17908952
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc

>> No.17908954

FOREST FIRE!

FOREST FIRE!

BURN THE OLD TREES! MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW SAPLINGS TO GROW BIG IN STRONG IN THE ASHES OF THE OLD, DISEASED TREES!

>> No.17908955
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OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE SPOKE TOO SOON

>> No.17908959

>>17908882

Wall/U-Boat blockade around all of asia when?

>> No.17908960
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17908960

>>17908820
OH NO NO BROS MATCH ME WE GOTTA SAVE HIM

>> No.17908964

EARLY NOON PRESS CONFERENCE THIS IS BULLISH

>> No.17908971
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17908971

Bobros, you ARE buying SQQQ when it hits $23 today, right?

>> No.17908973
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17908973

>>17908942

>> No.17908978

Bernie didn’t actually drop out, that was fake news lol

>> No.17908980

>>17908882
>tfw communism has made me more money than capitalism

>> No.17908984

I couldn't hold my puts through this meeting. Had to take profits

>> No.17908986

>>17908882
why does this give me a boner

>> No.17908988

>>17908918
I'm rock hard thinking about it. What a reset!

>> No.17908991
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17908991

SUPPORT AT 20K
THIS IS THE FLOOR BROS
NOW IS UNIRONICALLY A GREAT TIME TO BUY!

>> No.17908998

>>17908973
kek

>> No.17909000
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>>17908882
the fuck is wrong with chinks

>> No.17909005
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17909005

Stop crabbing and stay down you nigger line

>> No.17909009

>>17908937
Okay since we've made it all this way in this crisis:

Why the fuck is short selling even allowed in the first place? If it was literally just gambling then I'd be fine with it, but we're talking about the world fucking economy here. It's extremely obvious that a lot of this drop is caused by shorts because it's such an obvious shorting opportunity that even normies are coming on here going "UHHHHHH HOW DO I SHORT SELL GUIZ?", which is just going to snowball the drop in the market because of speculators.

>> No.17909010

>>17908971
Yeah, but I'll be bullish on SQQQ not bearish.

>> No.17909012

>>17908984
you dont go broke taking profits

>> No.17909013

>>17908991
Give it up bulloid it's over

>> No.17909018
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its under 20k

>> No.17909019

>>17908882
why is it exploding?

>> No.17909022

>>17908971
you think it will get that low?

>> No.17909025

Buy calls right now we're at the bottom. If green tomorrow then dump. Don't know if friday will end green like the previous Friday's but honestly I wouldn't risk it. If Friday closes with a big green dildo, buy puts. Bad news always comes out in the weekends

>> No.17909028

2 MINUTE WARNING

>> No.17909029

>TSLA down another 10% today

if it hits $250 I'm getting back in

>> No.17909039

So is Trump gonna show or what?

>> No.17909043

>>17908937
coming to America soon. SEC implemented it during the GFC

>> No.17909044

THE LIVESTREAM, IT'S STARTING

>> No.17909046

What time is the conference?

>> No.17909048

Stream starting

>> No.17909052

Gushbros we are rich in September

>> No.17909053

>>17908882
man i'd smack the shit out of her if i could
that's literally just torture

>> No.17909055

>buy Tesla put for $1500 last week
>sell the next day for $3100
>check price today
>it's almost $8000
How do I grow some balls and stop taking profit?

>> No.17909056

>>17908918
>>17909025

>> No.17909057

>>17908978
Problem for Bernie is it was so plausible and expected no one batted an eye. At this point just a matter of when.
Also
>AIRLINES aid: Trump admin is proposing *lending* the airlines $50 billion in coronavirus stimulus plan -- a rejection of the industry’s request for nearly $30 billion in grants, per a copy of the plan obtained by @SalehaMohsin and me
“Loans”, how will that work?

>> No.17909059

TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS!

>> No.17909060

>>17908892
only his facebook ads

>> No.17909062
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>market can't even stay above 20k
oh no no no

>> No.17909068

>>17909022
It hit $23.80 yesterday iirc, every cent counts

>> No.17909069

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk
HERE WE GO

>> No.17909071

>>17909048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbVZT--lzk now

>> No.17909077
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17909077

TRUMP PUMP BEGINS NOW
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BOTTOM
STOCKS WILL ONLY GO UP UNTIL THE END OF TIME

>> No.17909084
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>>17909019
It's insides are boiling anon

>> No.17909092

>chinese virus

>> No.17909095

This is it bros, lets see what happens.

>> No.17909098

cameras go brrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17909099

>>17909012
I can reload after but my position is heavily effected by monetary and fiscal policy. Not worth the drop in profits for now

>> No.17909100
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17909100

GIB MOMMY BRIX!

>> No.17909104

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>> No.17909105

BLUMPF HAS ARRIVED

>> No.17909107

>chinese virus
Call it the chinese flu it sounds better.

>> No.17909111

>OUR WORK AGAINST THE CHINESE VIRUS

>> No.17909112

>Chinese virus
THIS MAN LMAO

>> No.17909114

>>17909057
>Loans”, how will that work?
Start paying back as soon as demand starts heading back to normal.

>> No.17909115

>>17909052
What part of reverse split do you not understand?

>> No.17909116

Chinese virus hahaha

>> No.17909117
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17909117

>tfw too poor to play stock market

Anyone else?

>> No.17909118

>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS
>CHINESE VIRUS
CHINESE VIRUS

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>>17909092

>> No.17909124
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17909124

CMON TRUMP TANK THE MARKET

>> No.17909125

C H I N A

>> No.17909127

DEFENSE PROTECTION ACT

>> No.17909134

>>17908937
does option trading even fall under the short-selling category? can't think of many people plainly short-selling stocks that aren't intra-trading

>> No.17909135

TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!
TRUMP IS LIVE!
>TRUMP IS LIVE!

>enacting defense act

what?

>> No.17909139

>SPY still not below 2018 lows
Just let it die already, you're only prolonging the inevitable.

>> No.17909138

>>17909107
Kung flu

>> No.17909140
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17909140

>>17908937
fuck the frogs

>> No.17909143

>>17909117
ive seen people turn $500 into over $100k with options. youre never too poor

>> No.17909145
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17909145

WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING WAR WITH CHINA HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>> No.17909146
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17909146

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FEMA CAMPS

LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED
>LEVEL 1 ACTIVATED

>> No.17909147

>>17909092
He's purposely increasing tensions between the countries.

>> No.17909153

>>17909117
Started with $400 three weeks ago, up over $5,000 now

>> No.17909156
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17909156

will he save the markets?

>> No.17909160
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17909160

blumpf!

>> No.17909161

>>17909135
Nuking short sellers and Corona

>> No.17909165
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17909165

>>17909111
I love Donald so much.

>> No.17909166

FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
>FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
FEMA IS INCREDIBLE
>FEMA IS INCREDIBLE

>> No.17909174

War with china will bring us right back up, it's also the perfect time before they grow too strong

>> No.17909175

>>17909107
awoo flu

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>> No.17909181

BIG WHITE SHIPS

>> No.17909182

>Hospital boats

>> No.17909184

>>17909147
Only time I’ll agree with Trump and say fuck China. The retards censored and covered up a lab who identified coronavirus in DECEMBER and are now censoring everything they can to deny their fuckup.

>> No.17909210
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17909210

>CRAB MARKET

>> No.17909211

>HUMAN TRIALS FOR VACCINE IN ONLY 8 WEEKS!

VIRUS IS OVER WE WON

>> No.17909215
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17909215

I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of /biz/ and sea
From ancient hebrews unawoken break the floor that can't be broken
To blackest night I pledge my soul I crush my puts to burning coal
To summon forth a deathly power to see my hated DOW devoured

>> No.17909214

Can someone explain how a swab is "quite difficult"?

>> No.17909221

CMON DONALD MAKE IT DUMP

>> No.17909223
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17909223

>The current process that's not veeeeery, *SNIFF* uhh, NICE, to doooo.

>> No.17909225

>>17909214
Apparently the current one goes super far up your nostril and is pretty painful.

>> No.17909228
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17909228

>> No.17909229

>>17909055
>tfw still dont understand how put options work and whether or not they're a good investment at this moment
I'll stick to inverse ETFs, they were made for dumbfucks like me.

>> No.17909231

>>17909214
it goes through your nose into your throat iirc, to collect all of the mucous. uncomfortable.

>> No.17909233

>>17909211
...trials which take like 8 months at an extremely rushed minimum

>> No.17909234

CMON BLUMPF MAKE IT PUMP

>> No.17909238
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>>17909223
imagine having the fucking stock market depending on the ramblings of what this retard says

>> No.17909242

>>17909214
Ever take a STD test?

>> No.17909247
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17909247

Why shouldn't I short PTON right now

>Revenue depends on $2k plus luxury stationary bikes which no one can afford right now
>Subscriptions is only 20% of total revenue
>high amount of fixed costs
>muh growth

>> No.17909250

>>17909214
>>17909225
Its a rectal swab

>> No.17909252

> Trump only intensifies the crab
The actual fuck, I don't care if it's a bull or a bear, but can someone squish this little bastard

>> No.17909254

INCREDIBLE PEOPLE

>> No.17909257
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17909257

>every word pumps
>every other word dumps

>> No.17909259

>>17909242
My pee pee stung for two weeks.

>> No.17909263

>>17909242
I have to have sex for that

>> No.17909266

>>17909211
>tfw trump has no idea why these things are being done so quickly all of a sudden
Also, get to the fucking oil talk in your speech already. I need him to stem my fucking losses so I can buy the next dip

>> No.17909273

Trump says that he will be holding another news conference on the FDA later today, or early tomorrow

>> No.17909274

>>17909242
uuuh yeah many times bro

>> No.17909275

Landlords btfo

>> No.17909278

>>17909214
Has to go way the fuck up your nose, like way the fuck up there. A lot of people wouldn't be able to do that to themselves.

>> No.17909279

>worl war tuooo

>> No.17909282

daddy trumpy please dumpy

>> No.17909284

>>17909263
Have sex

>> No.17909285

remember ww2?

>> No.17909289

>World War II
kek

>> No.17909290

>Trump calling for national sacrifice
Is this bullish?

>> No.17909294

W O R L D W A R

>> No.17909295

Need SQQQ to hit 28 so I can get out

>> No.17909296

>>17909252
>little bastard
he probably moggs like 90% of /biz/ including you

>> No.17909300

they were doing ships

>> No.17909301

invest in ships

>> No.17909303

STOP SAYING WORLD WAR HOLY SHIT

>> No.17909304

>>17909247
i'm also shorting pton. they're doing a free 90 day trial of their fitness video program (no equipment required) so they had a little pop. perfect timing.

>> No.17909308

>equating this to WW2

long war stocks

>> No.17909307

Why is he talking about building boats in ww2?

>> No.17909309

>>17909290
>we're going to defeat the invisible enemy
this is bullish

>> No.17909311

daddy blumpy please pumpy

>> No.17909312

>>17909275
Jewlords selling all their stocks now

>> No.17909314
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17909314

>the invisible enemy

>> No.17909315

>>17909250
Damn I heard different. I won’t lie that seems better than the nostril thing.

>> No.17909316

>>17909266
no one gives a fuck about your $100 of oil faggot, we care about whether the world is fucked or not fucked.

>> No.17909321

ITS DROPPING

>> No.17909323

>>17909247
why do people keep saying this? do people not have enough money to live without working for a few years at least?

>> No.17909324
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17909324

WE WAR ECONOMY NOW

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17909326

WHY DID HE BRING UP WORLD WAR????

>> No.17909327

>WE WW2 NOW

>> No.17909329

>>17909247
Nobody wants to go outside, so they'll buy a bike to cycle at home.

>> No.17909330

>>17909296
based retard

>> No.17909335

THERE IT GOES BOYS

>> No.17909343

>muh teens duped into fighting to destroy Germany at the behest of the Zionist world order

>> No.17909344

>the only thing keeping me green is SQQQ

>> No.17909345 [DELETED] 

>invisible enemy
uhh based?

>> No.17909350

CIRCUIT BREAKER

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17909352

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.17909355

GOD I WANT TO FUCK BIRX

>> No.17909359

>>17909326
he's all in SQQQ

>> No.17909361

>canada border closed
Get fucked Leafs!

>> No.17909362

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17909363

CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE COME

>> No.17909371

Circuit breaker incoming!!!!

>> No.17909373

DOW new low

>> No.17909374

>>17909247
>>17909304
Thanks for the tip, just bought some tips with 0 research because I'm a degenerate gambler and the line looks good lmao

>> No.17909376

>>17909323
Of course they don’t, most people live paycheck to paycheck. I would say me having enough for about 7-9 months would be way out of the ordinary.

>> No.17909378

Fucking orange retard keeping my SQQQ expensive shut the fuck up dumbfuck

>> No.17909384
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>>17909343
Peak clown world

>> No.17909386
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17909386

CMON
/CIRCUITBREAKER/

>> No.17909385
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17909385

>"The border between Canada and the us will be closed for all non-essential travel, that does not affect essential travel"
Great script there Pence.

>> No.17909388

YAY THANKS YOU RETARDS!

>> No.17909389

>>17909355
Not with those biters you don't.

>> No.17909392

>>17908937
Funds are Le safe Hon Hon Hon

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17909394

OH SHIT

>> No.17909396
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17909396

WORLD WAR 3 THIS YEAR?

>> No.17909402

HERE IT GOES STRAP UP

>> No.17909405

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17909407

>>17909350
Moments away

>> No.17909410

>>17909374
Puts***

>> No.17909411

WHAT A FUCKING COCKTEASE

>> No.17909415

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17909416

>Circuit break during speech
Kek

>> No.17909418

C-C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17909422

DUMP IT

>> No.17909424

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

>> No.17909427
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17909427

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>> No.17909426
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17909426

CIRCUIT: BROKEN

>> No.17909430

>>17909352
kek oilfags BTFO

>> No.17909431

>>17909378
today is a red day, just wait for a green day.

>> No.17909435

MARKET WAS EXPECTING MORE STIMULUS ANNOUNCEMENTS
GOT "WORLD WAR" INSTEAD
SELL SELL SELL IT'S GOING DOWN

>> No.17909437

ONLY .15% MORE

>> No.17909438

>20k support gave up
oh fuck

>> No.17909440

Wait what?
Did he just say that there is a possible vaccine to the virus?

>> No.17909442

redpill me on the circuit breaker

>> No.17909445

>OIL 22

>> No.17909446

Here comes the fall

>> No.17909447
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17909447

>> No.17909448
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17909448

16000 DOW

>> No.17909452

>>17909361
We were urging it to close. We are all sitting at home and out streets are ghost towns, while you filthy fucks go to Disneyworld en masse and line up at Costco for hours. Finally Canada is safe!

>> No.17909454

>>17909430
now is the perfect time to long oil

>> No.17909458
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17909458

>>17909442
If the DOW hits -7% they shut it down
(for 15 minutes)

>> No.17909462

Why did I sell my TVIX

AHHHHHHHH

>> No.17909468
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17909468

TANKING

>> No.17909469

>>17909435
It would be very easy to push any anti china policy right now.

>> No.17909474

https://youtu.be/hW93CV6m-JU

>> No.17909482

Circuit breaker!!!!!

>> No.17909484

Brix makes my dick rise, hopes she does the same for the markets.

>> No.17909487
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17909487

>>17909454
I'll long it at $9

>> No.17909488

I kinda want to buy BA just have something to pinkwojak about in the coming months.

>> No.17909489

CIRCUIT BROKE

>> No.17909494

>>17909458
>for 15 minutes
lmao does that even do anything

>> No.17909495

>CONCERNING REPORTS

>> No.17909496

time for Dr. Doom to speak

>> No.17909499

>>17909462
Because you didn't believe in bobo

>> No.17909503
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17909503

IT'S OVER
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17909504

XOM looking really nice for long right now

>> No.17909506
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17909506

>SAVE US MILLENNIALS!!!!!!!!!!

>No.

>> No.17909507
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17909507

>will carry us forward through the future

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17909510

Where are my free $1000 drumpfy dollars at? They haven't mentioned this at all!

>> No.17909509

>>17909452
> I actually work at disneyworld
We're closed, snownigger. 2 weeks paid vacay, but after that i'll die to nog and spic invaders from orlando.

>> No.17909508

>THE MILLENNIAL SLAYER

>> No.17909516

>fix it millenials!!!

>> No.17909520

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://youtu.be/i49BFXhhsiE

>> No.17909522

LET IT DUMP YOU JEW FED FUCKS

>> No.17909528

BLUMPF NO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17909530

OH NO MILLENIALS WE GOT TOO COCKY!

>> No.17909531

>going from level 3 to level 7
Holy fuck you can use gameshark to stock market now?

>> No.17909533
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17909533

WHY IS SHE TALKING ABOUT SPEEDRUNNING

>> No.17909534

A FUCKING MARIO JOKE IN A CONFERENCE THIS IS CLOWN WORLD

>> No.17909535

Did they say anything about oil???????!??!?!!?!?

>> No.17909537
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17909537

THAT'LL SHOW EM

>> No.17909538

LEVEL 3 TO LEVEL 7

>> No.17909540

>>17909516
None of this would have happened if millennials started buying boats and playing golf.

>> No.17909544

LEVEL 3 TO LEVEL 7

>> No.17909541

maybe they'll help FEMA go from level 1 to level 3

this old lady is killing me

>> No.17909553
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>> No.17909556

That's it, I'm gonna ram a giant dildo up my ass. See you later losers.

>> No.17909557

>>17909509
The last day was Sunday and you guys had crowds of people. Terrifying. I am glad we are safe from Americans.

>> No.17909560

>>17909494
Stops bots from instantly selling down to 0

>> No.17909565
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17909565

>Millennials will carry the country
lmao the US is fucked

>> No.17909566

Ok because it was so cheap I bought GUSH a week ago but like fuck honestly what the fuck should I do with it? Hodl or just cut my losses

>> No.17909567

LET THE NORMIES BURN

THIS IS A NEET WORLD NOW

>> No.17909571
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17909571

Someone, quick, give bill money to buy the dip.

>> No.17909574

LEVEL 3 TO LEVEL 7 GUYS DONT WORRY

>> No.17909575
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>>17909507
yall are so fucked

>> No.17909581

>>17909534
Based Birx

>> No.17909602
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17909602

with some of my gains I threw a shade at some leveraged oil stock. May god have mercy on muh soul

>> No.17909604

>>17909566
I've been HODLing on SPXU.
I was down 600 dollars at one point, now only 200

>> No.17909607

WHAT CONCERNING REPORTS? WTF IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?
I'M SCARED NOW

>> No.17909608

What the fuck Glormphf

>> No.17909615
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17909615

BUT FIRST
LET'S TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>>17909537
>hold a press

>> No.17909614

>>17909534
>>17909533
>>17909531
>>17909530

I realized why they're pushing the "millenials and zoomers are saviors, bro". line.. Guys...It's because they know the middle aged and older people are all going to die, and they're prepping the public to think "save the younger generations".

They're prepping the mental field for mass death.

>> No.17909618

>>17909566
digits tell you

>> No.17909622

this is the bottom
i can feel it

>> No.17909626
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17909626

uh that's all you have bears??? thats cute


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

>> No.17909628
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17909628

FIX IT MILLENNIALS!

>> No.17909632
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17909632

i like this guy he seems like he's not fuckin' around

>> No.17909637

>>17909571
based cramer advise

>> No.17909643

>>17909614
millenials and zoomers HATE boomers though

>> No.17909646

>>17909566
It’ll shoot up briefly whenever the oil stuff is done with, but WHO KNOWS when that’ll be. Convinced this is the “invisible enemy” that trump keeps saying.

>> No.17909645

>>17909607
Healthy young people in France and China are getting hit harder than expected by the virus

>> No.17909648

>>17909622
It hasnt even begun

>> No.17909650

wtf why is XOM pumping? stop buying you assholes

>> No.17909654

>>17909622
You Moomoos have been feeling the bottom since SPY 270

>> No.17909655
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17909655

If ES crosses 2350, this thing is done. Bulls really need to step up.

>> No.17909663
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17909663

BING BING
WAHOO

>> No.17909692
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17909692

>WE HAVE THE MILITARY MEANS

What did he mean by this b-bros?

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17909709

>>17909663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo-fXMxfN8E

>> No.17909723

It's going to dump after lunch right?

>> No.17909725

>>17909692
It means food shortages will only lead to starvation, not looting and burglary. (For now)

>> No.17909726
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17909726

JUST FUCKING NUKE 'EM ALREADY YOU PUSSY

>> No.17909727

>yesterday we made an important announcement about teleheaZZZZZZZZ

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17909753

>>17909709

>> No.17909771

WHY THE FUCK ARE MY SPY PUTS LOSING MONEY?????

>> No.17909777

Did people think he was going to announce a cure?

>> No.17909782
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17909782

Any good broker for eurofags?
Is degiro, as put in the sticky, okay?
This shitfest is amazing, i'm asking myself why i didn't join before.

>> No.17909797

>>17909223
Post full sized.

>> No.17909805

BOVESPA DOWN 10%, CIRCUIT BREAKER ACTIVATED

>> No.17909816
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17909816

>>17909571
*100,000. not 1mil

>> No.17909844

DELTA PLEASE

>> No.17909846

>>17909777
I unironically thought this and that he was also going to announce the banning of short selling.

>> No.17909857

>RACIST!!!!!!!!

>> No.17909866

Its not racist at all, it comes from Gina.

>> No.17909872

>why do you call it the Chinese virus?
>because it comes from china
WELP
THERE GO THE MARKETS

>> No.17909882

WE GOING TO WAR WITH CHINA NOW

>> No.17909895

how can one man possibly be so based

>> No.17909900

>no matter what we have, its not enough

>> No.17909901

NEW BREAD?

>> No.17909904

KEEP ME ON BONE'S WILD RIDE

>> No.17909906
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>>17909782
trading212, no comissions. Pretty much the European Robinhood for all us europoor autists

>> No.17909907

>>17909844
It’s honestly fucked, I’m just gonna DCA and pray for good bailout.

>> No.17909924

Lmfao, he just said china tried to blame it on amercia. Lmfao. Trump just put the nail in the coffin.

>> No.17909947
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Do we fucking not have circuit breakers?

>> No.17909949

>unseen virus
>unseen
Did he forget how to say invisible?

>> No.17909957

>>17909907
He said that the other day too, I want to see him and winnie the pooh throw down it would be hilarious

>> No.17909962

WAR EFFORT AGAINST THE UNSEEN ENEMY NOW

>> No.17909977

>>17909924
china have been saying that the US army 'gave it to them'

>> No.17909979

>>17909907
Same, surely it won't go down to 2008 low...

>> No.17909980

>We're FIGHTING a WAR
DOW 18k confirmed

>> No.17909990

CLOSE DOWN THE ECONOMY

>> No.17910007

What was the actual relation to FDA now? didnt watch the stream

>> No.17910014

>"why did it take so long?"
>"it depends"
kek I love this man

>> No.17910029

>17,000 ventilators total
It's ogre.

>> No.17910037

>>17909977
Yeah, but, that doesn't matter because the market is pulled by liberal idealism. The market doesn't give a shit what is true or isn't it just cares about profits. He might as well have told everyone the end is near.

>> No.17910076

KEEP TALKING RETARD CRASH THIS FUCKER

>> No.17910085
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boomer holocaust (a real one this time) soon

>> No.17910089

Why the circuit breakers are not off

>> No.17910091

>>17909979
I’d be quite upset but then buy a lot to bring my average down and again count on the promised bailout but I’m getting increasingly nervous like the cartoon of the dog in a house on fire.

>> No.17910097

>>17910007
Start of human trials for potential vaccines.

>> No.17910110

>>17910089
breakers use the S&P not the dow, dipshit

>> No.17910115

>>17910089
It's the S&P that trips them

>> No.17910122

Have circuit breaker tripped already?

>> No.17910137

who's fault
WHO'S FAULT
SAY IT
CRASH IT ALLLLLL

>> No.17910139
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>Hilton going to zero
>along with every other hotel stock

>> No.17910162

>>17910110
Respect please we are gentleman and sons of god

>> No.17910170

>>17910122
We're getting there.

>> No.17910176

>>17910162
apologies, anon

>> No.17910194

>Termination of the border
Wouldn't that mean the border is open?

>> No.17910219

>THE LEVEL OF CONTAGION HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE

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>>17910162
>>17910176
This brings me joy

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>>17910194

>> No.17910251

>>17910219
>BIG, BEAUTIFUL VIRUS, VERY LETHAL!

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>>17910238
based

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>>17910139
This is one of the most dystopian calls I have ever heard on CNBC.

>> No.17910326
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Only war with a 3rd world country will save this country

>> No.17910335

>>17910251
>TREMENDOUS JOB, VERY CAPABLE VIRUS

>> No.17910336

>Do the well-connected go to the front of the line?
>perhaps that's been the story of life

>> No.17910369

>>17910326
USA, please war with Brazil

>> No.17910387

>>17910326
Imagine all that infection across the supply line. War has changed

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>>17910326
mfw mech warrior will be real due to contamination zones

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17910478

haha oil pump go splshhhhhhh

>> No.17910492

>>17910478
That Jew faggot needs to die

>> No.17910551

The borders around the world are about to shut tighter than your mom's thighs

I hope you retards have a month's supply of food

Good luck to everyone

>> No.17910609

>>17910336
Matthew 13:12

For to the one who has, more will be given, and he will have an abundance, but from the one who has not, even what he has will be taken away.

>> No.17910628
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SHUT IT DOWN NOW!

>> No.17910654

any eurobros trading s&p bear certs that arent a scam?

bought a morgan stanley x8 yesterday and the time it was tradeable at all today, it only moved up like 10% instead of 40%, sold that shit asap

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>>17910492
relax. id buy sometime soon if i were you. boomers would be so fucking mad kek.

ive got 200 affordable, keep stock now that i couldn't think of 2 months ago hahahaha

>> No.17910735

>>17910654
closed my put eurobro , buy the fear , using saxo bank

>> No.17910739

>check VIX
holy hell sky is the limit it seems

>> No.17910752

CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17910775

>>17908896
You realize that China was just the start in terms of demand falling off a cliff. And China may very well have additional waves as they try to return to normal.

>> No.17910788

literally a slow bleed into a breaker, wow

>> No.17910797

Circuit breaker?

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>>17910739
Will we break record highs 3 days in a row?

>> No.17910847

>>17910628
I hope everyone realizes markets are going to shut down worldwide within 48-72 hours

>> No.17910854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDj-zz-DMGw

KEEP GOING

>> No.17910923

All sectors are about to shut down guys

Its all shutting down

>> No.17911141

HURR DURR CHINESE VIRUS
HURR DURR KUNG FLU
HURR DURR RACISM

I'm so glad this recession will wipe out all the snowflakes and leftist faggots

>> No.17911170

>>17910923
What makes us think that? Did I miss something?

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>>17911141
Lol, we in your base tho.
Killin your doods.

>> No.17911317

Are the markets closed? They stopped moving.

>> No.17911388

>>17911141
This, I hope we get more extreme right wing policies like literally giving money away and propping up failed businesses, I bet lefties will seethe

>> No.17911496

>>17911317
We've entered the eye of the storm