/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17905708]

$1,500,000,000,000 minted edition. VIX up, UWT and WTIUchads get in.

Brokers:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

Prior thread: >>17904946

[Anonymous No.17905731]

WE’RE BACK BULLBRO’S

[Anonymous No.17905740]

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ABOVE 20K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17905742]

[Anonymous No.17905771]

When will it break /biz/? You promised me 19k. YOU PROMISED

[Anonymous No.17905773]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.17905778]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17905792]

Look at me.
LOOK AT ME.
This is my market now.

[Anonymous No.17905794]

[Anonymous No.17905795]

Is this actually it?
The end of an era?

[Anonymous No.17905800]

Bears getting greedier by the day
I'd buy now if i didn't think the virus has a lot more pain us yet

[Anonymous No.17905801]

>>17905708
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.17905804]

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARS

[Anonymous No.17905806]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebwGB12304M

[Anonymous No.17905813]

And Wallah! Just like that, DOW will never ever go below 20k ever again!

[Anonymous No.17905814]

>the absolutely insane pump whenever it even comes close to 20k

[Anonymous No.17905822]

>>17905778
MONEY PRINTERS IN FULL BRRRRRRRR TODAY

[Anonymous No.17905826]

This place is hilarious and a lot saner thsn /pol/.

[Anonymous No.17905832]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING,

Whatever the bad news and collapse is relentless, holding til expiration even if today is a bust.

Diamond hands put holders

[Anonymous No.17905834]

>>17905813
You said that yesterday

[Anonymous No.17905838]

>>17905800
I'm starting to slowly buy in on down days. Too many retards shorting at this point.

[Anonymous No.17905839]

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapset? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.17905843]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GOES THE MAGIC MACHINE

[Anonymous No.17905845]

>>17905801
Maintain 20000 and we'll be FINE.

[Anonymous No.17905847]

>>17905822
how long till they break?

[Anonymous No.17905848]

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING DOWN

THERES A STIMULUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17905856]

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8

[Anonymous No.17905857]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BOOMERINO'S 401K'S, NOT THE GOOD BOYS RV FUND, NOT THE SENIOR DISCOUNT CRUISERINO AROUND THE WORLD TICKETS
MORE MONEY JEROME, WE NEED MORE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17905858]

OHH NONONONOO
BOBROS
THE BOTTOM IS 20K

[Anonymous No.17905860]

GIVE ME TRUMBUX OR GIVE ME DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17905862]

LOOK AT THIS NICE NATURAL MARKET MOVEMENT UPWARDS
BULL IS BACK

[Anonymous No.17905863]

>>17905847
ITS ALREADY OVER

[Anonymous No.17905865]

Everyone and thier mom have shorted
BIBILICAL short squeeze of the century incoming
+15% EOD
cap it

[Anonymous No.17905867]

>>17905847
When they run out of ink

[Anonymous No.17905868]

>>17905838
>I'm starting to slowly buy in on down days
I may start to do this from next week
what ya buying anon?

[Anonymous No.17905869]

20K DOW is Trumps Stalingrad

[Anonymous No.17905872]

STOP PUMPING IT YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.17905874]

>FED RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17905875]

CRASH HARDER SO I CAN SELL MY PUTS ALREADY

[Anonymous No.17905877]

>>17905863
the why is it going up??

[Anonymous No.17905889]

>DAL
You can stop going down now...

[Anonymous No.17905894]

>he thinks the fed would let it go below 20K

Not on your life beartrannies

[Anonymous No.17905896]

>>17905869
Based

[Anonymous No.17905897]

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only 10:00. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

[Anonymous No.17905899]

>facebook coo with shit mic holding it to her mouth

[Anonymous No.17905900]

>>17905875
Ok, are you ready?
Watch this:

[Anonymous No.17905904]

>>17905858
it will break

[Anonymous No.17905905]

NEXT STOP 18K

[Anonymous No.17905906]

I cannot fucking believe they are floating the world economy by printing currency out of thin air, this has to backfire somehow.

[Anonymous No.17905907]

[Anonymous No.17905908]

WE BRRR NOW.

[Anonymous No.17905909]

THEY ALREADY HAVE A VACCINE FOR THE MILD SNIFFLES....YOU IRRATIONAL FUCKING FREAKS

[Anonymous No.17905914]

>Puts in the negative again

NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.17905916]

LEGIT

start buying walmart stock next week or so

[Anonymous No.17905922]

>>17905907

Nice.

[Anonymous No.17905924]

>>17905868
Today I bought a couple shares of AAL, a couple shares of WEN, and a couple shares of PENN.

[Anonymous No.17905928]

Cramer is such a fucking doomer now holy shit. It's actually embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.17905930]

You know, if you want it to crash, just botnet a rumor that Biden has COVID-19. Fuck's sake a few trolls had half of twitter thinking Oprah was getting raided for a pedo ring not that long ago.

[Anonymous No.17905932]

wait why did jim cramer say we need to drop another little boy like we did on hiroshima?

[Anonymous No.17905937]

>>17905909
>THEY ALREADY HAVE A VACCINE FOR THE MILD SNIFFLES....YOU IRRATIONAL FUCKING FREAKS

[Anonymous No.17905940]

>>17905863
(you)

[Anonymous No.17905941]

>>17905869
kek

[Anonymous No.17905942]

>>17905909
>"DUUUUH vaccine exists bros so we are saved xD"
The absolute state of normalfag intelligence. It is going to be months until a vaccine is tested enough to be pushed out to the population.

[Anonymous No.17905947]

Why did I listen to the retard shilling KO in these threads. It's down nearly 10% today. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17905948]

Almost positive USB is pumping it's own stock.

[Anonymous No.17905953]

>US and Canada close border to nonessential traffic

[Anonymous No.17905955]

>>17905907
Damn that's a good meme. Why didn't I think of it. I'm a biologist.

[Anonymous No.17905956]

this is what happens when retards new to trading get trigger happy with shorting and options

[Anonymous No.17905957]

>>17905928
It’s admirable honestly

[Anonymous No.17905958]

THE MARKETS ARE GOING UP BECAUSE TRUMP ANNOUNCED A CONFERENCE AT 11:30 EST, HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE A BAD STATEMENT WHEN THE MARKETS ARE OPEN
YOUR MODUS OPERANDI FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS SHOULD BE TO FIND OUT WHEN TRUMP IS GIVING AN ANNOUNCEMENT AND REACT ASAP
IF IT'S EARLY, MARKETS GO UP, IF IT'S LATE, MARKETS GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.17905959]

>>17905909
That will be in testing for a year and a half assuming nothing goes wrong,to make sure it doesn't contain some weird monkey virus like last time.

[Anonymous No.17905964]

>>17905928
nah he's based now

[Anonymous No.17905969]

>>17905932
Nuke China

[Anonymous No.17905970]

WHAT
LITTLE BOY
HIROSHIMA
THIS MAN HAS GONE OFF THE RAILS

[Anonymous No.17905972]

>>17905928
Strong reversal signal. Good time to be a bull.

[Anonymous No.17905974]

>>17905907
wew i love drawfags

[Anonymous No.17905975]

>>17905909
Low IQ post

[Anonymous No.17905976]

what did Cramer just say about Steven King I missed it

[Anonymous No.17905978]

>>17905958
Last conference crashed the market despite somewhat good news. Can't predict much anymore.

[Anonymous No.17905980]

>>17905947
always do the opposite of recommendations unless you hear it from someone you trust

[Anonymous No.17905982]

>>17905942
three vaccines
Israel, Canada and America have all developed a literal cure

[Anonymous No.17905985]

Can someone explain WAHT is happening to PLNT RIGHT NOW?
You cannot trade it atm

[Anonymous No.17905991]

who here /michaelburry/
everyone thinks im crazy for pulling my 401k and savings accounts

[Anonymous No.17905992]

>>17905924
nice, i feel like AAL will be essential to get in on

[Anonymous No.17906001]

>>17905958
>that bear cope

[Anonymous No.17906006]

>>17905985
Manual opening?

[Anonymous No.17906013]

Place you bets here about the FDA announcement, it will be good or bad?
>Lockdowns and bad news, tomorrow another bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17906016]

If Cramer is this panicked overnight reading Lenin and shit I feel like he’s got some knowledge most of us don’t have and it’ll get much worse

[Anonymous No.17906015]

>>17905942
The fucking Sniffles

The sniffles in globalist America

[Anonymous No.17906021]

DRUMPF HAS TO NUEQ CHINAH

[Anonymous No.17906022]

BEARBROS WHAT PRICE ARE WE BUYING BACK INTO SQQQ?

Is 24 too high? Will it drop down lower?

[Anonymous No.17906024]

boeing under 100 today

screencap this

[Anonymous No.17906026]

>>17905985

[Anonymous No.17906029]

Is "Cramer becomes a Strasserist, advocates war with the Saudis and nationalizing Boeing" bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.17906028]

>>17905978
Markets went up yesterday when he announced a conference early
Markets went down on Monday when he had a conference at the very end of trading

[Anonymous No.17906032]

OH NO NO NO SOMEONE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17906033]

>>17906016
From the way he was talking today he fully expects a depression not a recession

[Anonymous No.17906039]

why will they not stop pumping?
It's only going to make the fall worse, surely they realise?

[Anonymous No.17906040]

WHY IS DAX MOONING

[Anonymous No.17906041]

is /smg/ the same 5 people everyday?

[Anonymous No.17906044]

>>17906029
Crabish
Jim Crabmer

[Anonymous No.17906045]

I don't think what's happening is really healthy

[Anonymous No.17906047]

>>17906029
>nationalizing

Why do faggy zoomers say this when they want to sound smart

[Anonymous No.17906048]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17906054]

>>17906013
It's just fucking testing kits. They rushed approval on commercial testing kits to bolster our supply.

And it's horseshit anyway because we're running out of chemicals to even fucking use em even if they approve em.

[Anonymous No.17906058]

>>17906026
I don't have this info :(

[Anonymous No.17906062]

>>17906001
Not a bear, just telling it like I see it. He's a business man, he's not going to declare bad news while the markets are still open. If he holds a conference tomorrow after the market closes, expect it to drop. If he holds it early tomorrow, expect it to rise. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.17906063]

What happens if we were to fall all the way down to 10k?

[Anonymous No.17906064]

DAL is just dropping.

[Anonymous No.17906066]

>>17906041
I've only been here for 3 days, so probably not.

[Anonymous No.17906067]

>>17906041
no it’s just me samefagging every reply

[Anonymous No.17906072]

Should I buy some XLF now or is it gonna get worse?

[Anonymous No.17906075]

reminder that SPY is absolutely nailed to 250 and will do anything to get back there, up/down

>>17905978
i think it went down bc of the shitty Q&A afterwards where that tool mentioned 9/11 and the doctors told them uncomfortable truths

[Anonymous No.17906077]

>>17906041
yes, and they're all me

[Anonymous No.17906078]

>>17906040
dow pump

[Anonymous No.17906080]

>>17906041
i dont know if there's 5 people or 5,000 but you guys are the only people i relate to right now.

[Anonymous No.17906081]

>>17906067
t. Me

[Anonymous No.17906085]

Reddit scam pump
We'll be crashing back down soon

[Anonymous No.17906093]

>unemployment can go up to 20%
>Dow isn't plummeting

[Anonymous No.17906097]

>>17906063
Ever play Borderlands? That.

[Anonymous No.17906098]

I hope you greedy niggers holding SQQQ for 30-31 learned a valuable lesson.

[Anonymous No.17906108]

who is Cramer

[Anonymous No.17906114]

I can't wait for all the poor Americans to get their $1000 yangbux only to immediately go out and spend it on frivolous shit before complaining they have no money for rent.

[Anonymous No.17906115]

>>17906077
pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.17906119]

>>17905742
Why is he so delusional?

[Anonymous No.17906122]

Welp, looks like it's back to the slow melt up mode. ATH shouldn't be too far away.

[Anonymous No.17906123]

>Doing worse today than I did during yesterday which was all green

great

[Anonymous No.17906124]

>>17906041
>posters: 75
Gee I wonder

[Anonymous No.17906126]

look at those consecutive green dildos

[Anonymous No.17906127]

>>17906108
the funny hair guy from Seinfeld.

[Anonymous No.17906130]

>>17905958
Lmoa this is going to be a daily occurence
>DONNIE THE MARKET IS FAILING GET OFF YOUR RESPIRATOR AND GET READY FOR YOUR SPEED INJECTION SO WE CAN MAKE THE MONEY BUYERS BUY MORE MONEY

[Anonymous No.17906131]

Realizing I'm too stupid to be a trader, need to just hold cash and buy cheap sticks down the road

[Anonymous No.17906132]

>>17906093

Unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.17906138]

>>17906114
true, I also don't trust you having that money.

[Anonymous No.17906139]

pee pee

[Anonymous No.17906140]

>>17906098
i had a limit at 31, panic sold at 28.08 (buy in was an idiotic 28.75), very happy i panic sold.

[Anonymous No.17906145]

Should I call blue apron?

[Anonymous No.17906146]

>>17906108
the guy who said the nigger word in 2006

[Anonymous No.17906149]

>>17906114
>go out
AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17906151]

>>17906131

If you are low IQ sticks are a very safe investment.

[Anonymous No.17906157]

>>17906114
I was thinking about this yesterday, I wonder how many faggots will use it to consoom some new clothing or a new phone

normies are a waste

[Anonymous No.17906162]

>>17906093
>Dow isn't plummeting
I think because everyone knows Mnuchin is a retard that gets the jew pass on everything he says.
Corona starting to ramp up the spread here in the US of A but reddit still "buying the dip"

[Anonymous No.17906164]

>>17906124
>not shitposting from 10 different IP adresses

[Anonymous No.17906172]

>>17906131
This is the play for us brainlets. Slowly buy into "safe" stocks and maybe play around with buying some inverse ETF when there's some temporary good news to at least make a little cash.

[Anonymous No.17906173]

My 401k started the year at $150k it's at $30k now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17906176]

>5% down open
>VIX futures up
>VIX down
wat

[Anonymous No.17906181]

>>17906173
You had 2 years

[Anonymous No.17906191]

>>17906173
t.boeing wagie

[Anonymous No.17906192]

>>17906176
VIX didnt print until 9:55am, something is wonky

[Anonymous No.17906195]

>sold my puts a few days ago
>tfw dont know what to buy

is this shit gonna keep falling or what?

[Anonymous No.17906198]

futures recovering

[Anonymous No.17906199]

>>17906176
Money printer go brrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17906203]

>>17905801
samefag

[Anonymous No.17906209]

Imagine how smoothly I could have cost averaged these last weeks if transaction fees aren't minimum 10 euros.

[Anonymous No.17906210]

I meed this fucking TSLA to hit sub 300 already fuck

[Anonymous No.17906212]

>>17906098
I did :c

[Anonymous No.17906217]

>>17906114
Back during the Bush admin when everyone got $500, they literally went out to buy garbage for all of it. But to be honest that's the point of the money, to consume.

[Anonymous No.17906222]

>>17906054
sauce?

[Anonymous No.17906225]

>EU bouncing back up 2% for no reason at all while s&p drops back to -4%
just wtf

[Anonymous No.17906232]

What happens if I hold SQQQ overnight?
Let's assume it goes up by like 5%.

[Anonymous No.17906233]

>>17905958

>drumpf needs to talk everyday to pump the market

IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17906234]

>>17906173
Are you 57?
If not, by the time you can withdraw it it will be back up.
or you'll be dead lmao

[Anonymous No.17906236]

>>17906162
>Corona starting to ramp up the spread here
Irrelevant. Anyone smart enough to understand exponential growth already knows COVID-19's going to fuck us. Everyone else will be too dumb to see it until they've got a deputy posted outside their door because they broke quarantine or we clear projected seasonal flu deaths in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.17906240]

>bought SPXL at open
>now buying KO
Damn based me

[Anonymous No.17906241]

>he sold hees puts to us
crash it

[Anonymous No.17906243]

WE BIG NEGATIVE NUMBER NOW BOIS

[Anonymous No.17906248]

>>17906173
401K Take a Hit? Don’t Panic, and Don’t Touch Your Accounts, Economist Says

[Anonymous No.17906251]

>>17906098
Always sell that shit at market open if you're holding overnight.

[Anonymous No.17906255]

I don't get any of this. It has become literally impossible to predict the market, just buy puts and call it a day for your own sanity.

[Anonymous No.17906258]

You bears are going to lose soon enough.
You think fear can overcome greed? You think this isn't just a temporary dip? Fuck Japan, fuck Europe, but I can 100% guarantee that in GREED will overcome fear in the USA.

[Anonymous No.17906259]

>>17906124
>having less than 10 alter egos
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17906262]

>back up to 363
HOW

[Anonymous No.17906266]

>>17906210
lmao

[Anonymous No.17906271]

i started a new smg discord that doesn't suck ass at SdRDqKC

[Anonymous No.17906272]

>>17905958
the markets go down when trump is on tv tho

[Anonymous No.17906273]

>>17906222
>sauce?
My ass, but it isn't a food or a drug and there were multiple commercial testing kits in the pipeline at FDA so it seems like the obvious thing.

Unless it's fake announcement day again like the google website and Trump's literally resorting to snake oil to save his presidency.

[Anonymous No.17906278]

>>17905708
anyone think its worth it to go into amazon stock? I am not a day trader, I am an employee.

[Anonymous No.17906284]

GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.17906285]

I'm hodling onto my sqqq bags

[Anonymous No.17906288]

>>17906124
>he doesn't know about my dynamic IP

[Anonymous No.17906291]

>>17906255
its literally easy af.

Crash in the morning, then a following pump
Afternoon has crash/pump depending on what drumpf says

[Anonymous No.17906294]

Dow bottom at 20K or 15K?

[Anonymous No.17906295]

Am i a brainlet for not understanding this?
Are the 3.000.000 buy and sell orders one person holding the whole trading hostage?
Or is this just the way they set the price for certificates? I really don't get it this Bear 8X dow dow jones stays flat even with DJI taking a big hit..

[Anonymous No.17906297]

FUCKING CRASH FUCKING CRASH FUCKING CRASH I WANT MONDAY AGAIN MY PUTS ARE SO CLOSE TO BEING IN THE MONEY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.17906301]

>>17906210
>>17906266
might be even much lower. sub 200

[Anonymous No.17906302]

EVERYBODY BUY SPY SO I CAN GET CHEAPIES ON SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17906303]

OH NO OH NO OH NO

[Anonymous No.17906304]

Why are the markets all over the place like this

[Anonymous No.17906306]

>>17906271
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.17906313]

>>17906294
13K

[Anonymous No.17906318]

>>17906303
its all ogre

[Anonymous No.17906320]

>>17906295
>one person

It's the bank that issues the certificate

[Anonymous No.17906325]

>>17906114

This is revealing me as a 30 year old boomer but reminds me of the reparations skit from Chappelle's Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8LroCgg3uc

[Anonymous No.17906326]

>>17906294
15k, assuming they don’t shut down the market

[Anonymous No.17906329]

>>17906303
HERD IMMUNITYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17906330]

>>17906272
not sure if you're joking but generally his speeches make the market go up or they correlate with big pumps. yesterday his speech started and it was going up, but then he kept talking for a long time and it started going down again.

[Anonymous No.17906333]

HOW IS IT GOING UP

[Anonymous No.17906334]

>>17906236
>Anyone smart enough to understand exponential growth already knows COVID-19's going to fuck us.
That is my point, the market is not priced in yet for that sort of widespread phenomenon. It still appears to be priced at a level of a minor nuisance, not something that will shut off 2 or 3 entire sectors of the economy for months.

[Anonymous No.17906335]

STOP THE PUMP FUCKING CHEATER

[Anonymous No.17906336]

>>17906313
digits confirm

[Anonymous No.17906341]

>>17906304
do you not watch the news?

[Anonymous No.17906344]

>>17906304
Because investors are scared and also don't know what to do?

[Anonymous No.17906345]

WHEN TO BUY SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17906352]

>>17906278
Yeah they make money during the fall, and will take over market shares from all the smaller stores that are gonna go bancrupt. Also one of the few tech companies not dependent on ad revenue, which is gonna go to shit.

[Anonymous No.17906361]

haha bailout machine go bbrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17906364]

Whatever if it crabs today at -3% then it will correct and crash -10% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17906370]

>>17906303
HERD IMMUNITY AS THE PLAN

[Anonymous No.17906375]

>>17906295
These follow futures only, and that's a robot created by the bank (german vontobel bank in this case) that updates the prices. If you wonder why they even do these, they get paid from the spread and interest
There are X20 if you wanna go turbo

[Anonymous No.17906382]

>>17906361
pls orangeman send us minimum of 60bil kthxbye

[Anonymous No.17906383]

>>17906303
why is the UK even testing?
their strategy is for everyone to get infected, it doesn't make any sense to monitor the virus

[Anonymous No.17906388]

>>17906352
wont they take a soft hit from ad revenue? their chief money maker is actually amazon web service, not retail.

[Anonymous No.17906389]

>>17906361
More like the expectation of a big BRR

[Anonymous No.17906394]

>>17905708
what manga?

[Anonymous No.17906397]

>>17906295
You're not a brainlet, you just accidentally selected Spider language. Change your language to American.

[Anonymous No.17906401]

This virus is Jinping's revenge of trade was Part 1 correct?

[Anonymous No.17906402]

>>17905778
Because this is spiral power.
We only know to go up and forward.

[Anonymous No.17906403]

>>17906364
When does this process end? When the DOW hits zero?

[Anonymous No.17906414]

High premiums are really killing profits now. I bought a p
Spy put at the peak yesterday and sold it this morning near the bottom for a 40% profit. That's just ridiculous. What are your predictions for today?

[Anonymous No.17906426]

FED pumping the brakes as hard as possible

[Anonymous No.17906427]

>>17906383
only testing those that get hospitalised

[Anonymous No.17906428]

The scam pump is over
We're crashing now.

[Anonymous No.17906432]

>>17906333
>>17906335
Peopple have literally started buying. Coronavirus is priced in bearfags.

[Anonymous No.17906433]

>>17906364
>negative correction for further correction

[Anonymous No.17906435]

>>17906403
13k buddy boy

[Anonymous No.17906437]

>>17906394
isekai reviewers or something, that canceled show about the guys who adventure by day but the show is about them having sex with different prostitutes and rating them.

[Anonymous No.17906438]

>>17906383
I dont even know man, I dont know anything anymore

[Anonymous No.17906439]

>>17906303
SOME OF YOU WILL DIE
BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE

[Anonymous No.17906442]

We need an extended stock market shutdown NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.17906446]

>>17906383
That isn’t their strategy, it’s some shit some blackpilled quack doctor says that got memed

[Anonymous No.17906449]

>pump ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8

[Anonymous No.17906452]

>>17906098

tfw when hodling tqqq

[Anonymous No.17906454]

>>17905708
Join the hidden /biz/ discord, discord gg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing
join

[Anonymous No.17906455]

>>17906442
>Save my bags Mr. President...!

[Anonymous No.17906464]

Anyone else not touch their 401K at all through this mess? I have about 35 years before retirement but it really sucks seeing it evaporate day after day. Sort of want to rebalance into bonds but might as well buy up as per usual and DCA. It would have been so awesome to take a 401K loan at the peak.

[Anonymous No.17906470]

I'm scared bros. I'm in NYC, should I go home to mom's house in Connecticut?

[Anonymous No.17906471]

>>17906303
It is genuinely fucked that the UK's plan for COVID-19 was going to be
>let a fat chunk of their population get it
>lock down for a few months
>rinse
>repeat, but each time it takes longer to get the fat chunk sick
>vaccinate the survivors once you can
in the hopes that they'd just get everyone sick but not enough to overwhelm their hospitals...BUT THEY DIDN'T CHECK HOW MUCH THEIR HOSPITALS COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING HANDLE.

I mean for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.17906477]

>>17905708
I give it two to four weeks and they pull the plug on all this and let the virus run its course. We're all getting it anyway because it spreads way too easily.

[Anonymous No.17906479]

>>17906098
jokes on you nigger, im hodling all the way down

[Anonymous No.17906482]

>>17906470
>inb4 frognigger infects his mom

[Anonymous No.17906483]

>>17906470
Yes. Get out while you still can. Especially if you aren't latino or black.

[Anonymous No.17906485]

>>17906388
Yeah but thats more than priced in imo. Only reason it has fallen so much is because people are pulling out of index funds all over the world. One of the few companies im buying.

[Anonymous No.17906487]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my companies are still paying their dividend, are yours?

[Anonymous No.17906490]

>>17906442
>((((*man)))))

[Anonymous No.17906491]

>>17905826
4chan /pol/ has never been good. 8-chan was, unless until the 2016 elections.

[Anonymous No.17906494]

>>17906464
Lost close to $20k so far, now below cost basis LOL

[Anonymous No.17906498]

>>17906098
>not even an hour into the day and saying this

[Anonymous No.17906503]

>>17906471
Fake news from a fake American.

[Anonymous No.17906504]

Why mr.persident do not use GRATEAGANIUM to stab market?

[Anonymous No.17906505]

>>17906471
nah the best part of this has been the reaction
the young people in the UK are trying their best to spread it to get revenge on the boomers for voting in the conservatives for 10 years straight

[Anonymous No.17906509]

>>17906442
>shutting down the entire country will save the economy
if it's that easy why don't we do that every year? just close down everything for a month and watch stocks soar

[Anonymous No.17906511]

>>17906470
Aren't the national guard already locking you fags in?

[Anonymous No.17906512]

>>17906487

[Anonymous No.17906514]

THEYRE NOT PRINTING FAST ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.17906516]

>>17906449

[Anonymous No.17906527]

>>17906471
Fucking amazing how Boris has managed to faceplant into a big pile of shit straight out of the gate
It's hilarious

[Anonymous No.17906530]

aren't you guys feeling sleepy? The market will stay the same today, have a nap, nothing is going to happen to your positions

[Anonymous No.17906538]

>>17906498
Do you really want to be holding SQQQ when the senate passes stimulus bills?

[Anonymous No.17906543]

>>17906487
>$100 x 1.08
now
>$30 x 1.08
keep bagholdin' and bragging, bro

[Anonymous No.17906546]

>>17906470
I'm 30 and got the virus. No fewer, almost no symptomes. But old people might die. So you are better of leaving your mom alone

[Anonymous No.17906547]

>>17906527
hoping for an italy 2.0 in UK, could get spicy

[Anonymous No.17906553]

>>17906487
Which companies are you holding fren?

[Anonymous No.17906556]

Bullbros...

[Anonymous No.17906558]

>>17906446
it was

[Anonymous No.17906564]

Black gold they call it. I use it to flush the toilet cheaper than water

[Anonymous No.17906565]

>>17906477
>I give it two to four weeks and they pull the plug on all this and let the virus run its course
Genuinely not an option. The projection for that is over 4 million dead due to virus severity and hospital load. They're gonna lock the whole fucking country down for months once they find the balls and have the groundwork in place. Once cases dwindle, we'll try to pull a Korea, fail, and just bounce between letting people stretch their legs and get sick and shutdowns while still trying to pull a Korea until the vaccine drops.

[Anonymous No.17906567]

>>17906491
.001 shekel has been deposited into your account pajeet.
Daily reminder that /pol/ is always right. Our secret weapon is not being smart, or even being correct. We derive the truth through sheer ability to question weather we know the truth or not. By deciding that you have the truth, you block yourself off from information that could mean you are wrong. This is what the shills want of course, don't ask questions, just buy products and get excited for next products.

Right now they are throwing chads in jail for selling sanitizer at a premium while the greedy supermarket (((owners))) walk free after letting everyone clear their shelves to line their pocket books. equality is a false god.

[Anonymous No.17906568]

>>17906487
what are some good monthly dividend stocks fren?

[Anonymous No.17906571]

>>17906538
Have you learned nothing? Bobo cant be stopped by anything.

[Anonymous No.17906572]

>>17905847
When the next quarterly earnings reports are posted

[Anonymous No.17906581]

Should I buy calls for the friday eod pump or puts for the monday halt?

[Anonymous No.17906588]

We going all in on WENDY'S bros??

[Anonymous No.17906589]

>>17906470
get out bro.

[Anonymous No.17906591]

>didn't even hit 19k
lol, economic crisis cancelled. I'm going all in.

[Anonymous No.17906595]

[Anonymous No.17906597]

>>17906530
Jerome please leave

[Anonymous No.17906599]

>>17906503
>Fake news from a fake American.
Bitch I'm a Hoosier and I have the receipts.

https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf

[Anonymous No.17906601]

>>17906571
Ok but be a smart bobo
>sell SQQQ for 29
>fake and gay pump on stimulus
>buy in at 24 or less
>sell at 29 again
you make more money.

[Anonymous No.17906613]

>>17906543
made about $21K in passive income last year.

>>17906553
black are my divvy portfolio holdings, this

[Anonymous No.17906620]

>>17906567
retard, I've been on /pol/ since forever. The quality of the posts however is just not on 4chan. There are other alternatives. But yes, /pol/ is always right. just not 4chan's which is 100% cucked.

[Anonymous No.17906621]

i lost my wife

[Anonymous No.17906624]

>>17906588
I just bought a couple shares because I go there often and each share is about the same price as a meal lol.

[Anonymous No.17906627]

Last few days would have been a fantastic time to make an image collage of these threads if I wasn't such a lazy fuck

[Anonymous No.17906630]

>>17906543

That isn't how dividends work moron

[Anonymous No.17906637]

>>17906601
Or Sell SQQQ at 29 and then FOMO buy at 33

[Anonymous No.17906640]

>>17906225
The FTSE doesn't make sense to me either. Climbs all day every day but drops at open.

[Anonymous No.17906642]

>>17906567
>Daily reminder that /pol/ is always right
/pol/ literally thought world war 3 was going to happen based off Soleimani's death and they thought the world was going to end on the 5th based on repeating digits.

[Northern Data AG No.17906644]

Check out this company. It’s not really affected by corona and it’s gonna moon like crazy

[Anonymous No.17906646]

>>17906464
I don't even know what's in my 401k. If you're in a position where you even need to check, then you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.17906660]

Is now a good time to sell us health insurance companies?

[Anonymous No.17906666]

>>17906303
BUT THE FTSE IS CLIMBING

[Anonymous No.17906670]

>>17906471
It's common knowledge that the NHS was already a massive shitheap, I don't know what they're expecting from it...

[Anonymous No.17906674]

>>17906306
whats the actual smg discord? im in a biz general chat and the link posts are so fucking exhausting

[Anonymous No.17906677]

KEEP GOING UP DOW ABOUT TIME YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK

[Anonymous No.17906678]

EVERYTHING IS FINE BUY STOCKS!

[Anonymous No.17906679]

based jerome made me a bunch of money day trading calls on my measly 1k but fuck the sec and their gay pattern day trader bullshit

[Anonymous No.17906684]

>>17906620
>my special version of /pol/ is good!
every chan was cucked since before 8 chan even existed, We were dead when they took down /pol/ for the first time. that wasn't moot you retard, that was moot reacting to the subtle threats (((people))) made on his life. then he "sold" his site and was kicked into (((google))) with enough japanese meme fetishry to keep a weeb like him quiet, where he slaughters jewgle map code for a living. the day after he sells, suddenly all mods dont have to present valid ID anymore and gook moot is literally just a figure head who doesnt control shit.

you think your pozzed mason owned shit bag would have gone unnoticed when we got the D before 2016?

[Anonymous No.17906688]

>>17906601
>buy at ~24
>sell at ~29
>short at ~29
>close at ~24
>buy at ~24
repeat

[Anonymous No.17906703]

>>17906637
BUY HIGH SELL LOW

[Anonymous No.17906710]

>>17906630
Yes, it's a percentage of the stock price.
If the stock drops, the yield drops.

[Anonymous No.17906711]

>>17906130
kek

[Anonymous No.17906713]

>>17906642
>durr if you make mistakes that means you're wrong
the fact that you cant understand that arriving at the truth means testing ideas has me openly weeping.

[Anonymous No.17906717]

>>17906666
BOE pumping

[Anonymous No.17906723]

>>17906688
alright well my balls aren't that big anon, impressive if you're playing that though

[Anonymous No.17906726]

>>17906565
And what if doing all this just makes it worse? What if it just drags out the 4 million deaths. Some say this vaccine could take over a year to ne developed.

[Anonymous No.17906728]

>>17905982
A vaccine is not a cure you fucking retard. Even the most optimistic of medical experts say it'll be 6-8 months before a vaccine can be deployed. God damnit your stupidity actually makes me upset.

[Anonymous No.17906732]

>>17906670
>I don't know what they're expecting from it...
Literally fuckall now. They did the math.

[Anonymous No.17906735]

Man these stocks are REALLY on sale today!! I should have waited to buy! Oh well time to double down!

[Anonymous No.17906738]

>>17906713
>durr if you make mistakes that means you're wrong
yes, that is what "being wrong" means.

[Anonymous No.17906745]

It's like this market sits on a spring. There's constant upward buying pressure and it takes a lot of energy to push it down. As soon as the pressure lets up by the smallest amount it just comes rising right back up. The Fed and their cheap money has created a monster, but it's going to snap soon and then we will see some shit.

[Anonymous No.17906748]

>>17906403
about here

[Anonymous No.17906749]

>>17906512
dividend fren

do you stock up now or do you wait?

[Anonymous No.17906750]

what the fuck is the point of this gay pattern day trading shit when day trading is way easier than normal trading?

[Anonymous No.17906755]

>>17906728
why does it take 6-8 months?
pls explain i got the dumbs

[Anonymous No.17906771]

>>17906750
Shut up goy, it's for your protection

[Anonymous No.17906777]

>>17906710
It's the other way around. Dividends are a set amount, the percentage is just an indication.

[Anonymous No.17906781]

Whats the point of SQQQ and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.17906783]

>>17906755
Trials to make sure it doesn't fuck you up.
A usual vaccine will have people given it then studies for YEARS to see the long term health effects.

[Anonymous No.17906784]

>>17906755
Because medicine has side effects that need to be tested before they can just give it out to the public

[Anonymous No.17906786]

>>17906547
"congratulations on the win boris, what should we do first?"
"kill our entire voter base!"

[Anonymous No.17906789]

>>17906755
They have to make sure it actually grants immunity and doesn't kill people or fuck them up in some significant way.

[Anonymous No.17906792]

>>17906750
Something about the six gorillion

[Anonymous No.17906793]

>>17906678
>Except this time the breads not even free

[Anonymous No.17906794]

>>17906755
the approval proces of drugs is extremely bureaucratic and slow

[Anonymous No.17906796]

>>17906414
its bears getting what they deserve, the time to short for big gains was last month, short premiums will correct the market, all things in perfect balance

[Anonymous No.17906804]

>>17906750
just don't be poor and you can do it all you want

[Anonymous No.17906805]

>>17906726
>And what if doing all this just makes it worse?
The only way out is through. Dragging it out is the point if you can't actually get the R0 below 1. Make it take long enough and you can prevent a bunch of the could not get medical care deaths. Not enough to not make this a bloodbath, but it'd still save a lot of lives.

[Anonymous No.17906807]

>>17906750

they dont want average joes in the secret free money club

[Anonymous No.17906810]

>>17906755
They have to test it to make sure it dosen't cause more suffering than the virus its trying to stop.

[Anonymous No.17906813]

>>17906375
Thanks that's what I was thinking. The different trading hours for amsterdam and DJ made it very confusing

[Anonymous No.17906817]

>>17906749
i've been buying every week. DCAing positions in my divvy portfolio

[Anonymous No.17906827]

Shorting PTON and TIF must be free money... right?

[Anonymous No.17906829]

HAVING FUN BULLBROS?

[Anonymous No.17906840]

>>17906810
>>17906794
>>17906789
>>17906784
>>17906783
ty

[Anonymous No.17906842]

>>17906781
Q's are cool

[Anonymous No.17906848]

These fucking assholes just force it into a crab market. See it close at 21.5k and tomorrow this whole shit will repeat.
We will never go below 20 bros. The line ends here

[Anonymous No.17906850]

>>17906558
What a retarded administration

[Anonymous No.17906853]

>>17906771
How do they even justify that i used all my trades on spy calls when it goes down and i know itll go back up because the fed will just brrr it vs if i hold overnight i have no idea what the fuck is gonna happen and might lose all my money, why are jews like this

[Anonymous No.17906854]

>>17906842
The first intelligent post I've seen today

[Anonymous No.17906858]

>>17906642
>/pol/ literally thought world war 3 was going to happen based off Soleimani's death
I remember the exact opposite, but sure.
That other thing is true, though.

[Anonymous No.17906864]

oh look oil is dying again

[Anonymous No.17906876]

>>17906738
I didnt say pol is never wrong, I said pol is always right.

[Anonymous No.17906881]

>>17906642
>implying the chink "accidental" release of COVID wasn't the beginning of world (economy) war 3.

[Anonymous No.17906890]

>>17906876
cope. if you're wrong about things you're not always right.

[Anonymous No.17906896]

>>17906750
Absolute bullshit. Especially with free commissions you can take any of these leveraged etfs and see even a small unrealized gain virtually every time, but for the little guys you can only pull the trigger on selling that 3 times in 5 days. If I could I would be making hundreds of trades a day for $1-$10 gains.

[Anonymous No.17906900]

>>17906881
Opening a world war with triggering MAD is a bold move. Saves time, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.17906904]

>gold still dropping

tf i thought the liquidity problem was solved????

[Anonymous No.17906905]

Just bought some WEN and my XOP (bought at $8.50 yesterday) is dying ... but I must HOLD

[Anonymous No.17906910]

>>17906735
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.17906918]

>>17906784
>>17906783
we both know (((they'll))) barely test anything but that the patient doesnt drop dead immediately.

[Anonymous No.17906920]

I don't want to trade today. I'm going back to bed. Fuck this crab market.

[Anonymous No.17906922]

>Sold TQQQ too early
>Bought SPY puts and VIX calls too early
What a rotten day. Oh well

[Anonymous No.17906928]

>us opens
>eu starts following s&p exactly
every
single
time

[Anonymous No.17906942]

[Anonymous No.17906954]

>>17906755
>why does it take 6-8 months?
It doesn't. It takes 12-18 months. And that's rushing it.

Blame Big Pharma for slipping everyone a tumor causing monkey virus in a past vaccine cause they cut corners. No, fucking really.

Related note: Never trust Big Pharma to not murder you for a nickel.

[Anonymous No.17906955]

>>17906920
Same, fucking fed and 1T stimulus spoiled the fun

[Anonymous No.17906963]

>>17906890
thats what an individual experiances, but pol is a community. it is capable of having complete truths and a multitude of positions.

[Anonymous No.17906972]

>>17906684
I don't why are all aggro about this shit, I agree with you, for fuck's sake. Not even saying anything about "my special kind of /pol/". Don't be such a gigantic faggot. Before moot's cucking 4chan's /pol/ was still readable. now it's an incessant flow of mega shilling and retardation. that is all. And yes, I'm aware about who owned 8 chan and who he was, of course. Zeronet was the logical answer but everyone proved to be too retarded to use it and we're still fucked.

[Anonymous No.17906977]

>>17906558
just

[Anonymous No.17906994]

>>17906470
fuck off with your traveling while having COVID. stay and die for our gains like a good citizen

[Anonymous No.17906996]

>DOW hits -5%
OH FUCK OH GOD QUICK
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.17907021]

IT'S GOING DO-
aaand it's back up again

[Anonymous No.17907023]

>>17906942

Crabs boiled soon

https://youtu.be/Xo7hqvKJaos

[Anonymous No.17907043]

I'm too much of a brainlet right now for options so I'm just buying low while prices are cheap.

[Anonymous No.17907047]

>>17906896
It makes no sense you just buy when theres a dip and sell when it goes back up a couple of minutes later which is easier than ever now with how much shit keeps crabbing but apparently its for your "protection" to not do that but instead hold overnight and make a gamble to whats going to happen the day after

[Anonymous No.17907057]

Today should be red but Trumps address is going to fuck it up today.

[Anonymous No.17907062]

>>17906972
because I'm used to being treated like human garbage for ruining everything with this country even though it was dead before I was even alive and I resent a lot of the larger arrogant side of /pol/ who takes their hype seriously instead of using it as a tool to reduce hubris, especially when I dont consider myself smart or capable I am infuriated when I see people even have the superficial apperance of that arrogance when they have the resources and ability to be smarter and wiser than me.

[Anonymous No.17907069]

>>17906922
it's ok bro, just buy TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.17907072]

>>17907043
Same. Just don't buy too much at one time; we have a long way to go to get to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.17907073]

>>17906942
>crab market.

What's a crab market? I'm visiting from /v/ wondering about you autists.

[Anonymous No.17907091]

>>17907073
bear = market go down
bull = market go up
crab = market go sideways snibeddy snab

[Anonymous No.17907093]

>>17907073
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.17907097]

>>17907073
Go back to your fucking cave fag

[Anonymous No.17907103]

There's an extra /smg/ thread here guys;
>>17905714
>>17905714
>>17905714
>>17905714

Also, 20000 will hold out so there's nothing to worry about. Coronachan's priced in.

[Anonymous No.17907107]

Trump has the PPT on the DJI at 20,000

[Anonymous No.17907110]

>>17907073
Bull
Bear
Crab

[Anonymous No.17907117]

>>17907073
Made up term for retards that dont hold positions for more than 2 hours

[Anonymous No.17907122]

>>17907062
yeah, well. calm the fuck down. /pol/ was an eye opener and allowed us to see into what was gonna happen earlier that pretty much anyone. What we do with that info is what matters. We don't have an army, but we do have the truth.

[Anonymous No.17907135]

>>17907073
Your average /biz/nessman doesn't know shit about the stock market either. They are all just here for their pump&dump coin schemes

[Anonymous No.17907161]

>>17907073
It is depicted in the image.

[Anonymous No.17907174]

Seems a bit quieter/slow here this morning.
Did all the newbies get bogged?

[Anonymous No.17907192]

>>17907072
Cheers, my friend.
I don't have a lot of skin in the game but if I can make a humble gain I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.17907345]

>>17906613
What do the columns represent?

[Anonymous No.17907412]

bought royal dutch calls, am i fucked ?

[Anonymous No.17907462]

Oh gosh, oh jeez, you guys, the big number went down again beneath the big 2, it went down again. Oh god, oh gosh, this is bad man, what am I going to do, what are we going to do THIS IS IT. OH GOD. OH JEEZ.

[Anonymous No.17907484]

>DOW BELOW 20K
DOW BELOW 20K
>DOW BELOW 20K
DOW BELOW 20K
>DOW BELOW 20K
DOW BELOW 20K

[Anonymous No.17907598]

*ahem* and now back to our regularly scheduled programming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17907632]

You are literally watching history be made on a little number marquee on your screen.

[Anonymous No.17907655]

Is it even possible for the stock market to do well if most of this country is sitting home doing nothing? Like no amount of money pumping can change that?

[Anonymous No.17907717]

AHHH it's gone down and it won't go back up, the big number, the numbers keep getting smaller. THIS IS IT. Game over man, game over. Everybody is selling everything. Nobody is buying anything. This is it MAN. We've got to buy stuff, we have to save the numbers. Buy dog food, dixie cups, crisco, anything, EVERYTHING. THE numbers are getting smaller, my ego is shrinking, what if I cease to exist?!

[Anonymous No.17907748]

>>17906325
It's funny that they bring that up. If reparations ever happened, the jews would have a field day as they get all that money back with interest.

[Anonymous No.17907762]

>>17907655
Nothing, the economy is effectively frozen in time, except debts, bills, and depreciation are still accruing.

[Anonymous No.17908021]

>>17907632
holy shit its true

[Anonymous No.17908406]

> oil 22

[Anonymous No.17908573]

>>17907103
this post did not age well