/smg/ - Smash Market General

[Anonymous No.17902607]

Long time not here / MBA is a scam Edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

[Anonymous No.17902622]

Down today or down a lot today?

[Anonymous No.17902697]

>>17902622
grey day

[Anonymous No.17902735]

Trump speech when? I need to know when to sell and rebuy my inverse ETF

[Anonymous No.17902754]

>>17902622
Hang Seng is down 5.32 percent.

[Anonymous No.17902766]

>>17902754
-5.44% Excuse me.

[Anonymous No.17902784]

>>17902754
I am waiting for Vitagoy to drop below HKD25 to buy but this shit is resilient
It is going to bounce from the HKD28 level tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.17902827]

>>17902607
sub 20k dow
BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR INC

[Anonymous No.17902844]

>>17902827
I await the brrrrrrrrrrrr that will attempt to fight off these futures

[Anonymous No.17902871]

>>17902844
The rapacity with which these indexes are about to fall today is astronomically high. If history is any measure. We are approaching a near vertical drop on the graphs.

[Anonymous No.17902890]

>>17902871
I want two breakers to trip before I can finish my popcorn.

[Anonymous No.17902901]

>>17902607
>20k
And i don't mean Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.17902947]

Short selling banned this week. Stock markets closed after 20k American deaths.
Stock markets reopened end of May.
NATO treats Chinese release of engineered virus as an act of war and mobilizes for retaliation and to dismantle Chinese military by July. Russia enters war on side of NATO

[Anonymous No.17902975]

>>17902947
if only

[Anonymous No.17902989]

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

[Anonymous No.17903001]

>DAX almost halved

[Anonymous No.17903025]

>>17902989
Kek this is hilarious. Wonder how many amerifats will get triggered by this.

[Anonymous No.17903036]

Why shouldn't I pick up shares of NVDA or AMD at this price? That's a once in a lifetime opportunity right?

[Anonymous No.17903051]

what a clown market
WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN ASS MARKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17903065]

>>17903051

[Anonymous No.17903072]

>>17902607
Question: What does looking at volume tell you?

[Anonymous No.17903077]

>>17903036
>tech companies being worth ANYTHING during a recession / depression

Sure bro, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17903089]

>>17903036
We won't have much use for video cards very soon.

[Anonymous No.17903102]

>>17903036
Lol, because we are entering a depression, dawg.

[Anonymous No.17903104]

>trump tests positive after incubation time
how would the market react if this headline pops up?

[Anonymous No.17903115]

>>17903089
Calling bottom based on shit tier comments like this.

[Anonymous No.17903119]

>>17903077
So what companies will be worth something?
Should I invest in Exxon, what about Delta airlines?

[Anonymous No.17903122]

Did we hit the breakers for futures? It's stuck at 4% for me I thought I had to be 5

[Anonymous No.17903130]

>>17903089
>>17903077
I don't think zoomers really understand what this entails, lol.

[Anonymous No.17903144]

>>17903119
:)

[Anonymous No.17903163]

>>17903122
They're closed I think.
>>17903115
Bro you are a retard. We are about to go through contractions. People are going to loose their jobs, their homes, everything. You have no fucking idea what that entails because you probably have lived a comfortable middle class existence up to this point, but, get ready because you are about to be in for a rude ass awakening.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17903190]

>>17903163
Kinda doubt this will end in a depression

[Anonymous No.17903199]

>>17902890
here here

[Anonymous No.17903201]

Are there any smart PUT plays left? I got in late and made a little money, but hate that I missed the big money of shorting TSLA, etc.

[Anonymous No.17903220]

>>17903036
you can stay calm, because NOTHING will pump as fast as it will drop, you won't miss anything. just wait for a clear bottom or some vaccine/treatment news

[Anonymous No.17903221]

>>17902989
not bad

[Anonymous No.17903226]

Keep in mind that the social distancing restrictions will have to stay in effect for the next 12-24 months until we have a vaccine and vaccinate almost everyone or else the virus will go back to spreading exponentially.

[Anonymous No.17903229]

[Anonymous No.17903238]

>>17903163
LMFAO

BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.17903242]

>sqqq
>bought at 24.50
>mfw its 29.50

[Anonymous No.17903246]

>>17903229
Seeing the headline "BOEING FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY" would make my month.

[Anonymous No.17903247]

>>17903229
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17903250]

>>17903190
>Having faith in the orange retad

Your idealism is naive. That real world has causes and effects. When businesses go under it doesn't matter what the retard in chief says. People will be fucked and there will be no where to go. We are falling at such a rapid and vicous rate I don't see any of these stimulus packages doing any good at this point in time.

The only thing I can see helping is a bail out and at this point even that might not help.

[Anonymous No.17903261]

>>17903238

[Anonymous No.17903303]

>>17903261
I was short Feb 13th and covered 2 days ago. Morons like you coming out the woodwork crowded the trade and now I'm going long to rape you.

[Anonymous No.17903321]

>>17903242
same kek I am pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous No.17903330]

any idea why EU is down -5% today? they're just following american futures now? fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.17903342]

>>17903330
>any idea why EU is down -5% today?

I dunno, maybe because every country is basically shutting down?

[Anonymous No.17903344]

Predictions for today?

[Anonymous No.17903347]

>>17903247
IT'S THE ONLY THING

[Anonymous No.17903350]

>>17903303
I'm not even an investor, man. I am going to college for economics. This has every sighn of a depression. The V patter you faggots so easily get hard over is the result of bail outs Not natural market cycles. Get real. Unless something happens and fast we are entering a depression. Everyone is right bulls are cultists.

[Anonymous No.17903363]

>>17903344
pump in the middle and dump eod

[Anonymous No.17903370]

>>17903330
the absolute state of burgers

[Anonymous No.17903372]

>>17903330

I have no idea why they are only 5% down when the army is marching down the streets of Paris forcing people into quarantine

[Anonymous No.17903383]

>>17903350
You got a lot to learn, son.

[Anonymous No.17903389]

>>17903350
I can't put that pic into context. Where are the dates? What does start off refer to?

[Anonymous No.17903391]

>>17903330
>now
when did they not?
>almost all businesses closing, countries on lockdown
literally happening right now in my region, why do you think it would go up?

>>17903238
>>17903303
have fun catching zeus' thunderbolt

[Anonymous No.17903394]

>>17903350
When do you think we'll bottom? And how long do you think this coming depression will continue?

[Anonymous No.17903400]

>>17903372
ECB pumping

[Anonymous No.17903401]

the bulls think that this crisis will end and eventually it probably will

BUT

the future of the universe is death and after the earth climate changes and people start to slowly die off, the markets will collapse and the eternal bear (URSUS ETERNUM) shall reign forever as markets shall be no more and GDP will be 0 USD forever and the Earth shall once more become a barren rock in the empty universe

this is the true LOOONGTERM

[Anonymous No.17903414]

>>17903372
>>17903342
>>17903391
god where i am in eu things are chill as fuck like there is nothing going on
previously they went up if us closed green for no reason at all other than that, now it stopped

[Anonymous No.17903424]

LMAO
MORE LENDING

We're actually, unironically, fucked. This is fast approaching the point where it isn't even fun to make money anymore because I'll have nowhere to spend it kek.

[Anonymous No.17903430]

hot take:
this is a controlled demolition of the US economy
to nationalize businesses at your expense.

[Anonymous No.17903448]

>>17903424

Countries are now telling people they dont have to pay their utility Bills or mortgage. Even 2008 was nowhere near this

[Anonymous No.17903450]

>>17903430
Underrated

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17903466]

SNSS data just dropped, it has 2 patients within the margin of error for partial remission. I don't know how the stock will react to this but I do know the next cycle will cross remission for those two patients.

[Anonymous No.17903474]

Are you fucking kidding me? Why did they cancel trading on this warrant AGAIN? 4/17 s&p500 2300p. Fucking scammers. Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.17903484]

I want a morning pump just so I can dump my bags.
Fuck day trading limits.
>Y-you can't day trade unless you have 25k in your account!!
But you make it hard to GET to 25k by BANNING FUCKING DAY TRADING YOU KIKES

[Anonymous No.17903493]

>>17903474
Use swissquote eurobro, expensive af but works.

[Anonymous No.17903508]

>>17903484
Land of the free

[Anonymous No.17903512]

>>17903394
No one can say how long these cycles last. Unless we find the bottom soon though it will last for at least a decade. We are already nearing 20% unemployment and that was the level of unemployment during the HEIGHT of the great depression of 1929.
The thing about this one is the profit rate that companies today have to pull in is much much higher than where we are right now and the lower it goes the greater that gap becomes and that means more and more lay offs and eventual bankruptcies.

>>17903383
Yeah ok faggot

>>17903389
That is the natural cycles of a bear market. If you want to put it into context look at the cycles of the great depression of 1929.

We still haven't even left phase 1 at this rate. I keep thinking we are going to leave phase one and enter phase two but it just keeps falling.

[Anonymous No.17903519]

>>17903474
>warrants
stop sucking banks' dicks and do real option trading

[Anonymous No.17903530]

I hope your stocking up on the future world currency

[Anonymous No.17903533]

>>17902947
I really wish
Fuck the CCP

[Anonymous No.17903534]

orange talking again today
is this clown really going to play the pump game everyday?lol

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17903539]

>>17903466
Here's that data btw https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1061027/000156459020011519/snss-ex991_6.htm

[Anonymous No.17903544]

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>TO SEE IF I COULD STILL FEEL

[Anonymous No.17903552]

>>17903474
it's either just paused for price updating, or knocked out, in that case you're the retard if you didn't read its rules

[Anonymous No.17903557]

Is JNUG a good buy today

[Anonymous No.17903559]

>>17903530
Salt was used as salary (salary = same root as salt?) in olden times. it was absolutely crucial for food preservation.

[Anonymous No.17903564]

>>17903250
>Having faith in anyone
Yeah nah.
If you have faith in any government, or talking head, you're dumb.

>Hurrr retard in chief
This says to me that you're just 10 kinds of retarded.

[Anonymous No.17903565]

>>17903072
bump

[Anonymous No.17903571]

>>17903530
also, you can make booze with the help of sugar.

[Anonymous No.17903579]

>>17903466
>>17903539

No one cares about your scam felon. Report to your parole officer for check in.

[Anonymous No.17903581]

>>17903530
I bought sugar way too early. Despite buying comfyly low contango and vol decay was fucking up my shit. Had to sell. Seems like I got a second chance.

[Anonymous No.17903582]

>>17903350
You can't determine economic outlook by a chart there bud. You don't understand what you're talking about so it's best you hush up.

[Anonymous No.17903583]

>>17902607
My boeing puts turned green. Does anyone have a link to Biden agreeing withAOC?

[Anonymous No.17903586]

>>17903519
warrants are better than options imo with leverage up to 15Xunderlying

[Anonymous No.17903589]

>>17903539
Fuck off tripfag.

>>17903579
kek based

[Anonymous No.17903593]

>>17903001
fugggggg

[Anonymous No.17903594]

How do I into stop losses?

If I actually wanted to stop being a degenerate and only use a small % of my net worth in a trade rather than my entire net worth, how?

Is it like a hidden limit order that only shows up on the order book if someone tries to sell past that level?

If I have 100 puts and I set a stop loss for $1, can I still put in a limit sell for $1.3 at an opportune time or do I have bang around a shitty ui to cancel the stop loss order first and *then* enter my limit sell?

[Anonymous No.17903597]

>>17903512
We are not reaching 20% unemployment my man. Munchin was saying that if we didn't get some financial assistance to the public before long we MIGHT be there.

[Anonymous No.17903598]

>>17903484
Get a real broker before RH crashes again

[Anonymous No.17903600]

>sqqq
massive gains

[Anonymous No.17903604]

>>17903001

[Anonymous No.17903608]

>>17903539
So no April pump and the $10k I spent on April 17 $1 calls are worthless? :/

[Anonymous No.17903617]

>>17903597
isn't 1k to everyone just a meme though? tricking everyone into thinking they gained something by devaluing everything?

[Anonymous No.17903628]

>>17903594
Call your broker it's really not that hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.17903629]

>>17903617
Yes it is,I didn't say his stupid socialist idea would work but that is what he said.

Our country needs a hard reset.

[Anonymous No.17903639]

>down jones 20k
here we go its going to break

[Anonymous No.17903646]

>>17903594
I'm not really into stop losses because I'm a bag holder for life (divvy investor).
However, I've used them on occasion.
Personally, I calculate against a margin of safety and set to sell at certain prices. Since I'm in those companies long term, I just buy them back later.

Honestly, I just sell covered calls if I think it's going to fall.

[Anonymous No.17903651]

>>17903600
What is the reason for buying SQQQ and not TVIX? TVIX is almost always double the gains.

[Anonymous No.17903655]

i have yet to buy calls in these past two weeks. only playing with puts

but i guarantee the minute i do, we have two red days in a row.

[Anonymous No.17903656]

>>17903628
Do people actually call up Robinhood or E-Trade and ask about this stuff?

[Anonymous No.17903657]

fucking cheats

[Anonymous No.17903658]

>>17903512
what is the exact date this bm started?

[Anonymous No.17903666]

>>17903639
it broke yesterday and I have no idea how we didn't go through the floor then.

[Anonymous No.17903677]

Oil will be 24.xx by EOD

[Anonymous No.17903678]

>>17903617
It's really really dumb.
I expect nothing less though.

[Anonymous No.17903680]

>>17903656
Yeah dude I've called TDA like 3 times these past two weeks. Are you that much of a loser human communication is so foreign to you?

[Anonymous No.17903682]

>>17902989
I'm a mailman and I know every Boomer household that gets shipped silver and gold junk mail.

[Anonymous No.17903688]

>>17903512
>We are already nearing 20% unemployment and that was the level of unemployment during the HEIGHT of the great depression of 1929
it will be worse

people, even after college, can't do anything that's worth money to pay for

[Anonymous No.17903693]

I am enjoying the quarantine because I hate my job and sadly no one is hiring.
I wanted to go to Spain this year. Start a new life there

[Anonymous No.17903694]

>>17903474
Knocked out? Are you retarded?>>17903493
They offer real options?

[Anonymous No.17903702]

>>17903666
The FED printed just enough cash to keep it over 20k.
bloodbath soon fren

[Anonymous No.17903704]

Why is the limit down at 821 but the other day it was at 1021, why isn't there a set number

[Anonymous No.17903709]

Dow will fall 7-9.5% today

[Anonymous No.17903712]

>>17903704
It's a percentage change from yesterday's close.

[Anonymous No.17903718]

>>17903534
Keeps the VI high and option premiums high, Based Blormph

[Anonymous No.17903725]

>>17903597
Yes we are. The New York times ran a print about it yesterday. I know plenty of people who are lost their fucking jobs over this. If I can dig it up i'll post it, but, I am a retard who forgot to book mark it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/16/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html

[Anonymous No.17903731]

predictions for the day?
personally i see a rise until about lunchtime and then a dump to end of day. this has happened again and again and again.

[Anonymous No.17903734]

There are basically 2 states the world could be in

>Normal productive functioning
>Riots on the streets

But today is different, there is just absolutely no traffic at all, only a very small number of pedestrians, no planes or vapour trails.

This is what they mean by calm before the storm

[Anonymous No.17903747]

>>17903725
people didn't "lose" their job. Companies are just cutting hours because nobody is going out. No clients = no need for employees. It's all just temporary. Everyone gets their job back once corona is gone

[Anonymous No.17903761]

I’m buying the dip!

[Anonymous No.17903764]

>>17903414
where are you bro

im in the country site of krautistan and things are chill but there are more and more cases in close proximity so its getting more heated

just went to get a haircut and grab some snacks

[Anonymous No.17903765]

>>17903747
>Everyone gets their job back once corona is gone
So in 18 months after we vaccinate everyone? How many bankruptcies until then?

[Anonymous No.17903766]

>>17902827
Based and economic depression pilled

[Anonymous No.17903778]

>>17903747
Yeah, ok, keep trusting your corporate overlords.
Comapnies cannot opperate at a loss for ever.
Even 1-2 months of disruption can be devastating to companies. I feel like I am talking to a fucking 10 year old.

[Anonymous No.17903780]

They should just close markets for 2 weeks because all the dumb ape politicans are acting so irrationally and destroying the entire economy

100 deaths in USA. land of 300 million AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.17903781]

>>17903747
and how much purchasing power will those employees have after being unemployed for X number of months?

[Anonymous No.17903782]

>>17903474
my bear cert x10 is not trading currently, i should have fucking knew it, hope it comes back after opening atleast

[Anonymous No.17903786]

>>17903761
>dips over 40 inch screen
>grandpa goes into cardiac arrest
>it was merely 10 usd
tragedy, should have neva happened

[Anonymous No.17903791]

>>17903780
Closing them would just freak investors out more.

[Anonymous No.17903792]

>>17903734
I'm in a low pop state and traffic is normal. Stores full of panic buyers but everything else is business as usual.

[Anonymous No.17903794]

honestly dont know why i didnt buy live nation puts when i said i was going to. wonder if it has much room left to fall

[Anonymous No.17903796]

>pandemic spreading like wildfire in your country
>refuse to close the borders
>refuse to completely halt flights from affected regions
>refuse to recommend nationwide lockdown
>playing politics with the chinks and libshits over what to call the damn virus
>normies somehow both panicking and not taking any of it seriously
with every passing day, I grow closer to thinking the "you only exist to spend money, goy" shit is true

[Anonymous No.17903804]

18K EOD

[Anonymous No.17903814]

Should I buy Boeing?

[Anonymous No.17903815]

>>17903794
its floor appears to be around $22.

[Anonymous No.17903836]

/comfy/

[Anonymous No.17903851]

Anyone reading the chat on investing.com sometimes? comedy gold right there

>Mr. Tang: Why the future doesn’t move?
>Mr. Nogeriua: Slow day

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17903867]

>>17903608
We might still see one, once the data spreads around more. 2 patients within the margin of error for partial remission is still very good. Price is gonna go down today though.

[Anonymous No.17903883]

>>17903867
your company has no product

[Anonymous No.17903887]

>>17903804
if the market finally lets it stay below 20000 i would be surprised

[Credit Easing Officer No.17903889]

This is what I fear. The distribution center's getting infected and closing down.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-16/coronavirus-strikes-at-amazon-s-operational-heart-its-delivery-machine

[Anonymous No.17903893]

>>17903851
Fucking, kek.

[Anonymous No.17903917]

>>17903851

[Anonymous No.17903926]

Anyone got a link to a cnbc stream?

[Anonymous No.17903930]

thing about stop losses is that they are nessesary if you have only one trade. if you have 20 trades open at the same time, fuck stop losses. they just get in the way

[Anonymous No.17903943]

>>17903926
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

[Anonymous No.17903944]

If you feels bad about your losses imagine how fucked are all those people that wrote 3/20 puts months ago

[Anonymous No.17903949]

>>17903926
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html

[Anonymous No.17903955]

>>17903559
It was used to pay Roman legionnaires and that is where we get the phrase " a man worth his salt"

[Anonymous No.17903956]

>>17902947
Kek
Okay doomer

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17903960]

>>17903883
Yes, it is a smallcap biotech company performing research. There are a lot of companies like that.

[Anonymous No.17903968]

>>17903887
Yes, the (((market)))

[Anonymous No.17903973]

Should I set my SQQQ sell limit to $31 or should I hold on to it?

[Anonymous No.17903977]

>>17903792
I am too and that is about how it is currently, however, we are experiencing mass layoffs.

[Anonymous No.17903995]

haha stinkies not stocks because they stink
the stocks I mean xDDDDDxDD
stinky stocks haha

[Anonymous No.17904019]

I have nothing but disdain for our society I really don't care if I'm losing my shirt, we totally deserve to crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.17904024]

>>17903072
pls

[Anonymous No.17904035]

go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[Anonymous No.17904039]

>>17904019
this is true. Going back to pre-2000 ways of life feels better as each week goes past. These past 10 years have been soulless and it all needs burning.

[Anonymous No.17904041]

>>17903617
Just like the Yang gang

It works on a small scale indefinitely but on a large scale, within a month, it's just inflation

[Anonymous No.17904042]

wtf jsut happened to silver lmao
its fucking dead

[Anonymous No.17904055]

>>17903977
this is why i'm hesitating to wait a few more weeks before buying french bank stocks (i'm a french fag).

We're not too far from 2008-2009 lows on them, but still a good 20% far. The stock I want is 27 €, and it went as far as 21 € in 2009.

the problem is waiting for the economics fall out from all this crap. We're in for at least two months of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17904056]

>>17903747
You're such a fucking retard. It is unfathomable people like you can breathe.

Life isn't linear the way you think it is. These companies don't have the necessary funds to maintain their production capacity over the next month or two because of coronavirus. Trump would essentially have to prop up biweekly stimulus package for months to even have them operate at minimal capacity.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17904062]

>>17904042
crude is now at 25 too.

[Anonymous No.17904063]

>>17903651
Kek

Do you not know what those 2 ETFs are??
Did you just start trading?

They're totally different metrics

[Anonymous No.17904066]

>>17904024
How much ppl are buying/selling?

[Anonymous No.17904079]

>>17904042
>>17904062
Get ready for either massive deflation or hyperinflation
It needs to be one or the other.

[Anonymous No.17904082]

>>17903651
explain TVIX please

[Anonymous No.17904083]

>>17903731
UVXY is up a tad

Crabby day
Buy zoom video or cisco

[Anonymous No.17904089]

>>17903242
Hope it spikes to 31

[Anonymous No.17904090]

>>17904039
We aren't going to undo the Browning of America but we can undo the being in America.
I intend to.

[Anonymous No.17904095]

>>17903651
Cause this thread is packed with amateurs who dont know how to profit from a downturn so they latch onto the first stock shilled here

With that said, TVIX is good, but the real play is to be buying VXX calls

[Anonymous No.17904098]

>>17903792
Montanya? Or Duhkoduhs?
I guess WHYoming would make the list too

[Anonymous No.17904100]

>>17904079
>>17904062
i mean like just now a few minutes ago
fucking instant drop, what the fuck

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17904110]

did we pop the futures circuit breaker?

[Anonymous No.17904116]

>>17904055
Exactly, all these fags talking about a 10k loss in 3 weeks being "lol it's nothing burger" do they not understand how much further we have to go and what the fuck all of this entails? They're fucking in denial.

[Anonymous No.17904120]

>>17903973
It's gonna level and drop
Could be 2 weeks though

[Anonymous No.17904128]

>>17904098
ND here. How do I into gold this week boys?

[Anonymous No.17904134]

>>17904110
yes

[Anonymous No.17904138]

>>17904042
But try buying any ...
You're going to get lucky if you can buy it at $2/oz over spot.

[Anonymous No.17904139]

>>17904082

The Velocity Shares Daily 2X VIX Short-Term ETN (TVIX) is an exchange-traded note (ETN) that tracks an index of futures contracts on the Standard & Poor's 500 (S&P 500) VIX Short-Term Futures Index, with 200% leverage on the volatility moves

[Anonymous No.17904140]

>>17904082
>>17904063
green arrow go up weeee

[Anonymous No.17904145]

>>17903534
What time?

[Anonymous No.17904146]

>>17903887
Stay tuned it's gonna be 18k

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17904150]

>>17904134
nice

[Anonymous No.17904156]

>>17904128
I would physically go and buy it from a pawn shop

Funds can go whatever
I'm in DGB and DZZ (I think)

[Anonymous No.17904161]

>>17904100
I think that people are realizing that precious metals aren't really worth much in the end.
Nobody is ever going to *NEED* silver.
What they do need are toiletries, medicine, and the like.

[Anonymous No.17904163]

how do I see the premarket prices in tradingview?

[Anonymous No.17904189]

>>17904163
use marketwatch.com for pre/post market

[Anonymous No.17904197]

>>17904156
The old man at the pawn shop in town in a crook and doesn't budge on price and he wants too much for his shit.

[Anonymous No.17904201]

>>17904095
Porque no los dos? I've got TVIX to hold until this up trend breaks and I flip VXX calls overnight every time it dips.

[Anonymous No.17904212]

>>17904161
>Gold is the money of kings, silver is the money of gentlemen, barter is the money of peasants – but debt is the money of slaves.
Yes, we all need to wipe our ass, but in a way, precious metals in a crisis are the 'I see your means of transportation of two legs and raise you a Porsche.'

[Anonymous No.17904224]

I wonder if Trump will get Hoover'd in November.

[Anonymous No.17904226]

>this moneybag jingling sound on CNBC

Lmao this is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.17904233]

>>17903814
As of now, fuck no

[Anonymous No.17904235]

what price will SQQQ hit for the opening dump? 31?

[Anonymous No.17904239]

>>17903651
neither of these are on degiro ;-;

[Anonymous No.17904245]

>>17904212
Where we are going we are no longer going to live on exchange. Use value will rule the land.

[Anonymous No.17904247]

>lean hogs breaking out
The future is green and lean.

[Anonymous No.17904250]

Another day, Another 1k of XOM

[Anonymous No.17904251]

>>17904082

[Anonymous No.17904254]

>>17904039
If anything this would just push the world harder into the same direction we're now heading into

[Anonymous No.17904299]

>>17904212
It's as laughable as Bitcoin being a "store of value"
It simply doesn't help in a crisis.

You do realize that buying and holding metal is similar to buying a video game or baseball card hoping that the value will rise later. That's pure speculation.
You're not investing in use or people.

[Anonymous No.17904300]

>>17904239
Actually, is there anything at all left what for shorting US broad market left to buy if you're a yuropian retail investor?
I think Amundi or Lyxor used to have bear ETFs on the NDQ but I can't seem to find them now.
Also cute 3d printer.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17904304]

>>17904039
I remember back before 9/11 I used to play pokemon cards. I don't want to go back to playing pokemon cards.

[Anonymous No.17904314]

>>17904233
But looks like it's falling off a cliff. Do I wait till it hit rock bottom before I should buy?

[Anonymous No.17904327]

>>17904314
BOEING
IS
A
WORTHLESS
COMPANY
IT IS BROKEN

[Anonymous No.17904328]

Can someone explain the relation of a currency- print vs money in the accounts?
If the central banks can print as much as they like what keeps them from adding numbers in the bank accounts as much as they like?

[Credit Easing Officer No.17904333]

the fucking SPY is now hard to borrow
THE FUCKING SPY

[Anonymous No.17904346]

Imagine opening a long yesterday.

[Anonymous No.17904348]

>CNBC commentators slowly just starting to do whatever they want on tv.
Can’t wait for Kramer’s stand up routine next week

[Anonymous No.17904352]

We will hit 24,xx on oil very soon

[Anonymous No.17904354]

redpill me on which knives are ready to catch boys

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17904363]

>>17904333
everybody who has it is pissed off at you fucks selling it and borrowing more to sell.

[Anonymous No.17904365]

>>17904328
accountants

[Anonymous No.17904366]

>>17904328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU

[Anonymous No.17904369]

all hail URSUS AETERNUM

praise the eternal bear

[Anonymous No.17904370]

>>17904328
Nothing really.

[Anonymous No.17904373]

Who's still holding TVIX, brought at 350, no fucking idea what I want to sell it at.

[Anonymous No.17904377]

What the fuck will the world look like in 2021

[Anonymous No.17904380]

>>17904348
May as well start getting ready for alternate employment. I'd watch a Cramer stand up

[Anonymous No.17904393]

>BA sub-$100
lmao holy shit

[Anonymous No.17904401]

>>17903250
>just believe everything will go down forever

[Anonymous No.17904406]

>>17904346
I did this yesterday morning when it was tanking so hopefully the damage isn't too bad. I would have sold yesterday but day trade kike limitations

[Anonymous No.17904408]

>>17904366
So just press +100M to Bank of America and everything is ok.
Oh God..this really is a clown economy

[Anonymous No.17904409]

>>17904299
Sure, gold is just a video game that can't be broken and has been cherished for 10,000 years ...
How is investing in use or people going to work right now? Buy a falling stock? Buy more toilet paper? Buy some silly, disgusting freeze dried food that nobody ever eats?

[Anonymous No.17904412]

We're witnessing the destruction of decades of undeserved boomer wealth in a single month.

Black March

[Anonymous No.17904414]

what are the chances exxon does a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.17904415]

>>17904401
they want to believe that if they pretend like this is the end and scream it loud enough that it will happen

[Anonymous No.17904420]

>No bread, eggs or milk available

I've had to start dipping into my stockpile

[Anonymous No.17904424]

>>17904373
will it just keep going up ?? I'm confused on what the fuck this etf is

[Anonymous No.17904435]

>>17904420
milk and eggs were still available where im at but everything else besides frozen pretzels and chocolate syrup were out of stock

[Anonymous No.17904441]

>>17903796
What country friend? Even the head goober of Leafland locked shit down.

[Anonymous No.17904449]

craaaaaaamer!

[Anonymous No.17904450]

>>17904412

But my boomer dad died last week, he left me his stocks and shares, and they cant be liquidated until they receive the death certificate, I'm losing 5 figures a day in inheritance, and I only earn minimum wage

[Anonymous No.17904451]

>>17904373
If you don't know what you're buying then don't fucking buy it. What does VIX measure? And what is the market full of right now and for the foreseeable future? Retard

[Anonymous No.17904454]

>>17904424
It's based off the VIX, try reading before you buy shit.

[Anonymous No.17904459]

>>17904420
why the fuck would you be worried about milk and eggs? cows aren't going to stop giving milk and chickens aren't going to stop laying eggs

[Anonymous No.17904467]

Cramer is at bargaining lol

[Anonymous No.17904468]

>>17904420
i'm making a store run today...
wish me luck

[Anonymous No.17904470]

>Cramer holding back the tears

[w33e3e3edbrahorski No.17904476]

ARE THE "BUY THE DIP" BULLS IN HERE????????????????????????????????????
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17904481]

>>17904451
Yes fuckhead I know what I'm buying, but the VIX is already near all time highs right now, it peaked at mid 90's in 2008.

[Anonymous No.17904483]

>>17904327
?
It’s gonna get bailed out, so

[Anonymous No.17904484]

wait, we're limit down through start-of-trump levels on open?

[Anonymous No.17904486]

>>17904459

I dont own any cows, and my chicken coop never arrived for delivery

[Anonymous No.17904491]

>Cramer unironically using depression instead of recession
UH OH

[Anonymous No.17904496]

>>17904420
Shelves are bare here and I’m rural and town is much worse

Raiderboys soon

[Anonymous No.17904498]

>>17904424
dude please just fucking sit it out till things stabilise, you're too stupid to make money in a crisis.

[Anonymous No.17904505]

>>17904486
go to the store. you think dairy farmers are going to just drink or dump thousands of gallons of milk a day?

[Anonymous No.17904506]

>>17904486
Build your own, and steal some chickens

[Anonymous No.17904508]

>>17904373
I got in around the same time, took some profit at $600.
Now I really want to hold out for $1,000, but I'm sure I'm not the only asshole thinking that.
Guess we'll see how it goes.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17904510]

>>17904363
yeah but that means a potential short squeeze too

[Anonymous No.17904511]

>>17904408
basically, there's little difference between that and printing physical money

[Anonymous No.17904515]

BA @ 100

[Anonymous No.17904524]

>>17904476
That's me.

[Anonymous No.17904525]

20% unemployment bros this is scary

[Anonymous No.17904528]

>>17904496
>rural town

Plenty of food on the farms

[Anonymous No.17904537]

Fucking hell, when did oil dip below 25? It's almost at 23.xx already

[Anonymous No.17904538]

>>17904450
>And to my ungrateful faggot son who values my life in dollars, I leave my entire stock portfolio. I hope that by the time you cash out it's worth at least pack of smokes so you can SUCK A FAG.
>*cough*Hahahaha*cough*

[Anonymous No.17904539]

Oh cool Faber is still alive

[Anonymous No.17904542]

>>17904496
>>17904420
What kind of shithole are you guys in that there are shortages already?

[Anonymous No.17904544]

>>17904515
Fuck that looks so juicy

[Anonymous No.17904548]

>>17904538
based dad

[Anonymous No.17904549]

>>17904510
>short squeeze
How many people ACTUALLY trade in margin. I think it’s like two percent of traders desu, most people will hold through any pumps

[Anonymous No.17904554]

>>17904498
I've been making bank with puts. You're just too retarded to explain

[Anonymous No.17904555]

>>17904505

>Go to the store

Its over an hour in the queue for 2 items max

>Cramer just said "some live and die"

What was that on about?

[Anonymous No.17904559]

>>17904373
I bought it at 40 and sold at 90. Want to shoot myself

[Anonymous No.17904561]

>>17904555
Holy fuck he’s going full blackpill on live tv at 9 am lmao

[Anonymous No.17904564]

>>17904476
I sold my Walmart calls for an ez 500% gain yesterday. Why do people love to hate? Just make both bullish and bearish plays right now, the markets volatile as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17904567]

So I think we're approaching the apocalyptic scenario which means stocks are still overpriced until the entire market goes down at least 50% from January

[Anonymous No.17904569]

>some have to live and some have to die
Cramer of truth

[Anonymous No.17904575]

>>17904542

The UK, there is nothing but food, colouring, cucumbers, custard and tomato ketchup left in shops

[Anonymous No.17904577]

>>17904483
What do you guys think about investing in delta? You think it's worth it short term?

[Credit Easing Officer No.17904579]

>>17904549
well considering the volume that spy gets, i would imagine a lot.

[Anonymous No.17904583]

Here's some OC fresh for new thread

[Anonymous No.17904586]

WHERE MY SQQQ BROS AT
T-25min

[Anonymous No.17904588]

>>17904441
the united states of america
shit is fucked

[Anonymous No.17904590]

The way this thing opens is going to make or break me.

Godspeed, anons.

[Anonymous No.17904596]

>hit with day trading restrictions
Ugh back to robinhood it is...

[Anonymous No.17904597]

>Joe and now Cramer saying some companies don’t deserve saving
Holy Based

[Anonymous No.17904601]

is it too late to join the party

[Anonymous No.17904602]

>>17904577
No.

[Anonymous No.17904605]

>>17904559
105% takeprofit is good relax, blood hasnt stop flowing

[Anonymous No.17904609]

What’s the deal with the airlines? Are they gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.17904612]

YAHOO FINANCE PEOPLE STREAMING FROM HOME,NO STUDIO TODAY
IS HAPPENING!!

[Anonymous No.17904614]

>>17904590
this. all hands on deck

[Anonymous No.17904615]

>>17903072
>>17903565
Active puts on a stock.

[Anonymous No.17904620]

>>17904300
does degiro allow shorting of any kind?

[Anonymous No.17904623]

>Huge dump to open the market
>Pump for a couple hours thereafter
Is this what we can expect?

[Anonymous No.17904631]

>>17904561
kek cramer meltdown link?

[Anonymous No.17904636]

just close your shutters, turn off your devices, close cramer tabs and go cocoon mode until this is over

[Anonymous No.17904635]

>>17904577
I was looking at UAL cause they’re asking for $50 bil.

[Anonymous No.17904643]

>>17904620
why use that shit for trading ? why not interactive brokers or saxobank

[Anonymous No.17904646]

>>17904623
>>17902697

[Anonymous No.17904647]

Just went to the grocery store, still no tp or bread.

[Anonymous No.17904649]

>>17904643
whats the best to use for netherlands and why is degiro bad anyway?

[Anonymous No.17904651]

>>17904623
God I hope so. I just want to sell this put and get out of here. Buying something with a close expiration date is retarded in this market, don't know what I was thinking.

[Anonymous No.17904656]

LMFAO CRAMER READING LENIN LAST NIGHT
LEFTYPOL PSYOP

[Anonymous No.17904657]

>>17904602
Why not?

[Anonymous No.17904658]

>>17904555
checked

why is cramer saying death to america?

and dos anyone have today's nyse youtube link

[Anonymous No.17904659]

Cramer is literally crying 1 trillion stimulus isnt enough, these boomers have lost their fucking minds

[Anonymous No.17904660]

>>17904631
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html

[Anonymous No.17904666]

>The new Bank of England governor, Andrew Bailey, said on Wednesday the UK central bank was willing to pump unlimited quantities of money into the economy via its new commercial paper facility.
Coronavirus latest: Global Covid-19 case count exceeds 200,000 - https://www.ft.com/content/5919c6fb-1f5f-315d-8353-94f04afcf340

[Anonymous No.17904667]

>>17904601
just pick something and YOLO

[W33DBrahski No.17904672]

>>17904333
Ha! Get wrecked, shortselling scumsucker

>>17904304
Oh we’re going back to the future

>>17904224
+

>>17904161
WOW! A Goldbug has his moment of euphoric redemption! Amazing! Eureka!

[Anonymous No.17904673]

>>17904586
What limit you selling?

[Anonymous No.17904675]

DID HE JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT GULAGS AND MEANS OF PRODUCTION? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17904682]

I wonder if I should sell the Tesla stock I bought yesterday before I lose anymore lol

[Anonymous No.17904683]

[Anonymous No.17904691]

>>17904659
Cramer is all in on this being the greater depression. He’s probably right

[Anonymous No.17904696]

>>17904675
We went from V-shaped recovery to LENIN in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.17904702]

>>17904614
how is the open up for debate at all, were hitting breakers on the bell like monday

[Anonymous No.17904703]

>so i was reading seej and mein kampf last night and...
Fucking hell Jim

[Anonymous No.17904708]

>>17904660
Thank you anon, bless you

[Anonymous No.17904711]

>>17904682
>buying TSLA stock and not puts

[Anonymous No.17904722]

>>17904369
OH NONONONONONON
LOW TERRAIN
PULL UP
LOW TERRAIN
PULL UP
DONT DO THIS BOBO
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.17904731]

>>17904575
Weird.
I'm in deep slavland and so far it's all business as usual.
>>17904620
You can short stocks on European exchanges, but no longer the US ones.
You get the bear ETFs, and there's also a bunch of option chains on the Euronext exchanges.

[W33DBrahski No.17904738]

>>17904666
>those trips
>City of London
Big IF true

>>17904659
+

>>17904597
Yikes

>>17904575
Looks like you’re eating a lot of cucumthis week and next

>>17904561
Rutroh

>>17904537
This Is The End
>dundunduuuuh
This Is The End, My Friend
>do doo doooo

[Anonymous No.17904748]

>>17904731
thanks, also why does the other anon say degiro is shit?

[Anonymous No.17904751]

>>17904505
>you think dairy farmers are going to just drink or dump thousands of gallons of milk a day?
It have been done before during the great depression

[Anonymous No.17904752]

>>17904656
Please god link.

[Anonymous No.17904753]

>>17904476
LOL the bulls were so cocky when futures opened golden bullrun confirmed they said

[Anonymous No.17904764]

>>17904483
The company will, not necessarily shareholders.

[Anonymous No.17904769]

>>17904696
lol shit's fucked

[Anonymous No.17904774]

>>17904753
some of these stupid fucks need to recognize that calling everything "the bottom" doesn't mean they bought at the bottom when we eventually get there.
fucking mental gymnastics.

[Anonymous No.17904777]

Bloomberg is saying "Nyc says they need military assistance."

[Anonymous No.17904778]

>>17904583
"Now get back, I don't want to hurt anyone"

[Anonymous No.17904780]

>>17904476
Yes, limit order for 120 $VOO @ $212 placed

[Anonymous No.17904782]

is it too late to open a stock markets account and start trading and make money? i am new to all this and it sounds like a pretty exciting time that i shouldn't miss, but i don't know much other than everything seems to be going down except at 3:15PM when it goes up again briefly
should i wait until all this cools down to start trading or is this a one-time opportunity?

[Anonymous No.17904786]

>>17904647
mine has only has honey wheat natures own this entire time and its like fully stocked every time i go.

[Anonymous No.17904789]

>>17904555
he was referring to which companies live and die via bailout

[Anonymous No.17904791]

this fucking whigger shilling his nigger chicken 15 minutes before the world economy implodes

[Anonymous No.17904793]

>This Taco Bell CEO
Bring back the volcano menu and watch the stock skyrocket in this crisis

[Anonymous No.17904794]

>>17904782
dont do it retard

[Anonymous No.17904796]

>>17904476
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

[Anonymous No.17904800]

>DE BLASIO CALLS FOR MILITARY ASSISTANCE IN NYC
>THOUSANDS INFECTED

[Anonymous No.17904801]

>>17904542
New York City

[Anonymous No.17904802]

>>17904791
what are you watching?

[Anonymous No.17904811]

>>17904748
Its interface is the most arcane of jewish dark magics

[Anonymous No.17904812]

It's going to open on green candles isn't it
I'm selling SQQQ asap

[Anonymous No.17904813]

>>17904791
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html

[Anonymous No.17904815]

>>17904748
all european brokers are shit, high fees, low liquidity. just use tastyworks or IBKR
t. european

[Anonymous No.17904818]

>>17904649
just a shitty platform, and no CFDss trading , or options

[Anonymous No.17904821]

>>17904748
They give away your data to the hedge fund that owns them (HiQ), theoretically allowing them to front-run you.
Also they can loan out your stock if you sign up for the 'Active' profile that allow you options and shorts to begin with.
Their UI is shit.
This is business as usual for el cheapo brokers though.
IB is better, but you need a big deposit to avoid heavy fees, so Degiro is fine for smalltime traders.

[Anonymous No.17904827]

>>17904791
lmao it's so fuckin funny hearing him beg people to eat out during a global pandemic

[Anonymous No.17904832]

GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT THEY RESTRICT ALL KIND OF SHORTING ON ALL EUROPEAN COUNTRIES INCLUDING EURO STOXX, WTF IS THIS COMMIE SHIT ? GLAD IM ONLY TRADING US, FUCK YOU EUROFAGS
T. EUROFAG

[Anonymous No.17904835]

>BOEING SUB 100
BOEING SUB 100
>BOEING SUB 100
BOEING SUB 100
>BOEING SUB 100
BOEING SUB 100
>BOEING SUB 100
BOEING SUB 100

[Anonymous No.17904836]

Kek the interviewees name is Gibbs, didnt even notice that.

[Anonymous No.17904838]

I wish I could buy Trump stocks

[Anonymous No.17904839]

this david gibbs guy sounds desperate
like he's on the verge of begging

christs sake

[Anonymous No.17904850]

i installed robinhood, put in some throwaway money and bought aapl and dis so i can figure out how all this stuff works

exactly how much fun can i expect to have over the next few weeks?

[Anonymous No.17904859]

soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vf1rzRdjA4

[Anonymous No.17904860]

Are we going to hit the circuit breakers?

[Anonymous No.17904861]

I hope that Cramer Lenin bit becomes a classic, holy shit what a ride.

[Anonymous No.17904864]

>SIJ is $18.13 right now
>inverse index ETF
I gotta buy immediately when trading starts

[Anonymous No.17904865]

>>17903656
yea its literally their job to do it

[Anonymous No.17904878]

did i miss the INDA put train?

[Anonymous No.17904879]

>>17904850
a lot if you all in on puts

[Anonymous No.17904883]

>>17904839
good, He and his company needs to burn. Fast food is a plague

[Anonymous No.17904885]

>>17904832
>my stonk goes down
lmao cry more newfag. Welcome to the market
>(((Their))) stonks go down
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN DO THAT...

[Anonymous No.17904889]

>>17903597
Found it,

Told you we are reaching 20% unemployment.

https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2020-03-17/coronavirus-layoffs-work-hours-jobs

[Anonymous No.17904894]

>>17904864
by that time it'll be T O O L A T E

[Anonymous No.17904895]

who thought this weird lipped ape was pretty enough to put on TV?
jeez

[Anonymous No.17904898]

>>17904885
im trading options you retard, im actually buying puts and they forbid me doing so

[Anonymous No.17904903]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17904907]

>>17904879
What should we newfags all in on puts on right now?

[Anonymous No.17904908]

Gonna sell SQQQ today and rebuy on the Friday pump

[Anonymous No.17904909]

>>17904894
why? You think the indexes are going to rise today?

[Anonymous No.17904916]

>>17904895
times are tough

[Anonymous No.17904921]

Thoughts on CODX lads?

I bought after that wicked dip yesterday.

IMO: They need to release sales if it's going to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.17904924]

>>17904879
>all in on puts
i don't know what that means. i just hit "buy" in the middle of the night and it said i'd be buying when the market opens at the best rate... i don't know what any of this means

there's a ridiculous amount of information out there on this kind of stuff. where is the best place to start learning?

[Anonymous No.17904925]

>>17904791
CLOWN
WORLD

[Anonymous No.17904927]

Wait a sec.

If nobody has jobs.
Companies don't have money.

[Anonymous No.17904932]

20% unemployment

which companies wont survive this?

[Anonymous No.17904937]

>>17904927
If companies don't have money,
nobody has jobs

[Anonymous No.17904941]

>>17904907
WYNN maybe

[Anonymous No.17904945]

>>17904908
WALLA

[Anonymous No.17904948]

>>17904932
boeing

[Anonymous No.17904949]

So what kind of bear market are we in?

[Anonymous No.17904951]

>>17904927
>>17904937
bros you just solved deflation

[Anonymous No.17904952]

>>17904878
dont short my country pls

[Anonymous No.17904956]

>>17904927
Wrong order

[Anonymous No.17904958]

Will it hit 0?

[Anonymous No.17904961]

New

>>17904946

[Anonymous No.17904962]

>>17904924
based retard losing money

[Anonymous No.17904964]

>>17904949
All of the above.

[Anonymous No.17904966]

>>17904924
lol don't market buy, jesus christ

[Anonymous No.17904968]

>Cramer wants to fucking nationalize Boeing before noon

[Anonymous No.17904970]

Oil at 23.xx

Fucking hell its over

[Anonymous No.17904977]

>>17904932
Nothing will survive.
We collapse now.

[Anonymous No.17904981]

>>17904949
The kind of bear with two horns. BULLS ARISE

[Anonymous No.17904986]

>>17904949
all 3 unironically

[Anonymous No.17904990]

>A trade through 7961.00 will confirm the closing price reversal bottom, while a move through 9006.75 will change the main trend to up.

[Anonymous No.17905000]

>"I hope the preside- whatever, who the hell's watching."
lmao fucking Cramer

[Anonymous No.17905002]

>>17904932

[Anonymous No.17905015]

3 minutes and nobody can make it sttop
help mee

[Anonymous No.17905019]

>>17904937
>>17904927
Marx was right.

[Anonymous No.17905023]

>>17904986
>>17904964
So we'll go -117%.

[Anonymous No.17905040]

HOLY FUCK MY 230 SPY PUTS WILL BE IN THE MONEY, IM GOING TO RETURE TODAY AT AGE 23, GET FUCKED BOOMERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17905042]

>>17904962
it's throwaway money. i figure with all of the attention on it and all of the movement this is a good time to learn. i can only "lose" that money if i sell or if apple and disney cease to exist right? so why not buy when the market is down when i can afford to wait 100 years for it to come back if that's how long it takes

[Anonymous No.17905047]

>>17905019
i've been saying this for years

[Anonymous No.17905050]

Cramer stop TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FDR AND THE NRA!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA FREAK EVERYONE OUT

[Anonymous No.17905057]

Predict walmart today

[Anonymous No.17905063]

>>17905023
At least -50% for sure.

[Anonymous No.17905070]

>>17905019
No he wasn't the marxist theory of labor is retarded.
This is all keynes fault.

[Anonymous No.17905071]

>>17904966
why not? by "market buy" do you mean individual stocks?

[Anonymous No.17905118]

>>17905047
And you'll still be wrong for years.

[Credit Easing Officer No.17905122]

is there a single thing going up right now? currencies, commodities, equities, AND bonds, are ALL DOWN

[Anonymous No.17905135]

>>17904821
is 10k enough for IB?

[Anonymous No.17905147]

>>17905040
HOLD ON IT'S ONLY GOING LOWER

[Anonymous No.17905152]

>>17902607
I was just new to stocks when it was around 28$.Im not into options etc. since i don’t like to gamble away the few money that ive saved and im young enough to build my fortune by safer choices. Anyway, i was about to dumb around 500$ in amd but i didn’t when i saw the price going to 30$ because i thought it would drop again (AMD wasn’t supposed to go past 34$ as far as i knew).

I watched it pump harder than bitcoin for the next month and never had a chance to buy it. My dad was holding it since it was 0.34$ and sold exactly at 60$.

Now im hoping it will plummet again like the rest of the times it was pumped that hard

[Credit Easing Officer No.17905153]

oof tho look at that short squeeze on SPY tho

[Anonymous No.17905167]

>>17905122

[Anonymous No.17905190]

that's a big candle

[Anonymous No.17905204]

Is BA worth a buy right now? Surely it won't be left to die, deffo going to get gov gibs

[Anonymous No.17905207]

>>17905122
My dick.

[Anonymous No.17905265]

What's a good price to enter TVIX?

[Anonymous No.17905301]

Whats the move for selling sqqq? Is today the day?

[Anonymous No.17905315]

>>17903119
Don’t listen to these retards unless you want your money back fast. Id stay clear of AMD but you can buy intel now that it dropped. Sure, youll have to wait atleast half a year to make profit but its doable. We wont become a Mad-Max type society like some retards here believe

[Anonymous No.17905387]

>>17905122
Walmart unironically

[Anonymous No.17905402]

Fucking weak dump, only made 10k.

[Anonymous No.17905419]

AHHH I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MY PUT AHHHHHH FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It'S PUMPING Stop it AHHH

[Anonymous No.17905530]

Yeet Boyz DISNEY IS AT 80 THE TIME HAS CUM AND SO HAVE I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17905568]

>>17905204
I’m about to go all in bro. They’re about to get 60 bil in gibs, AT LEAST

[Anonymous No.17905590]

bought some KO and some DAL

[Anonymous No.17905594]

so , shall we buy some calls lads ?

[Anonymous No.17905652]

>>17903025
So funny watching /ktards think they can shoot the virus

[Anonymous No.17905799]

Planet fitness got KO'D

[Anonymous No.17905901]

BO BROS.. IT'S GONNA GO DOWN RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.17905945]

>>17905901
ill buy some calls today
just dont know what

[Anonymous No.17906102]

bought some calls on royal dutch, lets see

[Anonymous No.17906183]

brrr