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>lungs start to hurt
>a bit of trouble breathing
oh fuck boys this is it, it's been a pleasure shitposting with you all

>> No.17894666

>>17894631
The first symptom is generally a sore throat.

>> No.17894677

>>17894666
OH FUCK
followed by what?

>> No.17894701

>>17894677
vague feverish visions of deepthroating a 12 inch penis

>> No.17894707
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17894707

>>17894666
I didn’t have a sore throat or any other symptoms but I got pneumonia.

>> No.17894713

>>17894666
nice digits
>>17894677
death

>> No.17894722
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>>17894666
Oh thanks satan, that's a relief. It's probably just lung cancer.

>> No.17894736

>>17894631
better start wim hof beathing

>> No.17894742
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17894742

>>17894722
based and emphysema-pilled

>> No.17894743

Who else unironically has corona ITT? I had a sore throat and slight fever over the weekend now I’m on to some dry cough. Got it in Vegas.

>> No.17894760
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17894760

>sinus issues from cutting pollen covered bushes today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17894787
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>>17894743
How long did you have it? How long did it last?

>> No.17894838

>>17894677
It progresses a lot like a normal flu really. You get a sore throat, fever, dry cough and chest congestion, and then the congestion can lead to viral lung infection which is where the danger actually begins. From that point you could just fight it off naturally, or if you're old/shit immune system you might not be able to fight it off, which can lead to secondary bacterial lung infection as your immune system is overwhelmed by the virus and your pneumonia worsens. If you're elderly you're pretty much dead at this point, it's just too much for your body to handle.

>> No.17894861

I have it, its not that bad except the shortness of breath is scary

>> No.17894865

i heard one of the pre-symptoms is phlegm in the throat thats swallowed and that transmits to the lungs through contamination of the wind pipe. honestly my shits been phlegmy so i dont know if im on my way to fucked town or not

>> No.17894902

I had a sore throat, nasal irritation and my ears kept popping. Haven't had shortness of breath, but have had a few coughs. Am I pozzed?

>> No.17894918

>>17894701
It's not so bad after all

>> No.17894933

this has been me
since november
keep in mind
i live on the left coast
work in a highly trafficked tourist spot (40% chinese nationals of the daily 1k+ visitors)

also im a cocaine addict
and im sure thats killed the corona flare ups time & time again
and myself

my body is mummified

and my portfolio is up %25

>> No.17894958

>>17894707
pneumonia is the ERs way of saying
its corona
but youre young & healthy enough to survive

>> No.17894988

>>17894787

Came down with it Thursday night, it’s been lingering. Thought it was a cold at first but the lung stuff is different and now I’m convinced it’s the rona. Already gave it to my roommate apparently.

>> No.17894994

>>17894707
Mustn't have been a very bad case if you didn't have any coughing or fever.

>> No.17895111

>>17894722
>>17894742
Fucking lmao. But seriously lads there's better ways to go than death by lung butter. Hope you kick the habit.

>> No.17895140

I'm in California, and have had this on and off with an *almost* cough(cought maybe 10 times a day), and have to clear my throat. My chest also feels like it had a layer of mucus or something. Nothing hurts though. I may have it but it's a pain to get tested locally

>> No.17895201

>>17894988
stay the fuck home you gigantic fucking retard holy shit

>> No.17895224

>>17894631
tfw slight sore throat starting

>> No.17895232

>>17895140
You're probably just overanalyzing but there are also many cases of young people getting very minor or no symptoms while still being carriers of the virus. South Korean testing has revealed many more people carry the virus than is immediately obvious, because they only manifest mild symptoms.

>> No.17895234

>>17895201
>>17894988
and tell him to too. faggots like you will unironically spread it to 10 more people if you go out. what state/region/coast?

>> No.17895328
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>>17894631
Two tuesdays ago I did a big costco/winco/ralph's/fred meyer run, not even for prepper supplies (already got those) but just normal food and booze I like. Next day I woke up with an extremely mild fever, sore throat, braincrud, very low grade shit. No cough or chest shit though. Went away after 48 hours.

Then exactly a week later, last tuesday, it came back. Exact same shit, low-grade fever and sore throat, no cough. Went away after 48 hours.

Now today, this morning, it's fucking back again. Same shit. It's never bad, it's just barely enough to know that I'm actually sick. Will probably go away sometime tomorrow again.

Also been teleworking for a week now so I'm starting to gaslight myself wonder if I actually feel short of breath sometimes, or if I just feel like I'm suffocating because I've been cooped up in my 300sqft cuck shed all this time. I can still hold my breath for two minutes so I guess I'm probably fine. No coughing ever.

>> No.17895347

>>17895201

Who said I didn’t faggot? Fuck off.

>> No.17895422

>>17894722
kek

>> No.17895698
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17895698

>have a weird tingly sensation in my throat(never felt anything like this)
>pressure and burning sensation in the chest area
I think I have it too, please tell me I'm gonna make it

>> No.17895734

>>17895698
only dubs can save you

>> No.17895746

>>17895698
Yoo ME TOO

what do I invest my 1000 neatbux in before death?

>> No.17895761

>>17894677
the walls will ooze green slime

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>>17894631
Tell your employer ASAP for future, ahem, opportunities

>> No.17895792

>>17894902
loads and loads of people dont even have symptoms lol

>> No.17895799

>>17894631
>>17895698

I’ve had these same symptoms (light flu-like aches, feeling hot, lung soreness and slight pain when taking deep breaths) for 6 days.

They’re already starting to go away. You’re going to make it.

>> No.17895816

>>17895328
Also seasonal allergies are a thing (for me at least) I have been having a vaguely sore throat and head pressure that goes away when I take my zyrtec

>> No.17895827

A lot of people dont even have symptoms

>> No.17895835

>>17894631
Be safe and drink orange juice

>> No.17895915

>get rest
>take vitamins
>take paracetamol if fever goes too high (104 degrees or higher)
>take guaifenesin if you get chest congestion
This is literally all you have to do if you are young and healthy and get corona, you'll be better in like 3 days.

>> No.17895945

>>17894631
Same here. Coming down with a fever

See you on the other side soon lad

>> No.17896361

>>17895915
>chest congestion
What's chest congestion? Is that shortness of breath?

>> No.17896540

>>17895761
kek I was looking for this post

>> No.17896559

>>17894631
Are your knees weak? Arms are heavy?

>> No.17896579

>>17894631
This is your fucking moment

>Load up on puts
>Go to every major metropolitan area around you with the intent of spreading the disease
>Retire rich

>> No.17896668

>>17894631
>>17895945
it's a fucking flu, dont eat meat, get liquids, get your body temperature regulated, take sun as much as you can or vit d and eat citrus and dark leafy greens.

No artificial fats and lots of pro-lung herb teas, google them. ffs.

iodine iodine iodine and b12.

>> No.17896720

I've had a very mild sore phlegmy throat, small fever/hot flashes. Prepared for this shit so have been eating a highly nutritious diet for the prior 2 weeks, not sure if my symptoms are from caffeine withdrawel, the flu, corona or this damn elderberry vitamin I've been taking.

>> No.17896939

>>17895140
nigga you have allergies.

>> No.17897775

>>17894631
RIP

>> No.17897797

I had something like this 4 or 5 weeks ago. It was like a bad cold

>> No.17897818
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>>17894666
>The first symptom is generally a sore throat
fug

>> No.17897826

>>17894677
gayness

>> No.17897838

Imagine a 4 person system. One man has 5 pounds of grain. One man is a brute that lives in a cave. One man is hungry, and needs grain to eat. One man has been following the grain owner, waiting for him to fall asleep. The grain owner is very tired, and aproaches the brute. "I am very tired and need to store my grain while I sleep", he says. The brute responds, "I have this cave, and my physical strength can most likely protect your grain, while you sleep, what can I receive to allow this?", the Brute says. The grain owner proposes an amount of grain, in exchange for the expectation of protection. The hungry man comes to the Brute and says, "if you don't respond to this post your mother The Game

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>tfw reading all the symptoms
>have most of them
>been feeling like shit for more than two weeks now

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17897942

>>17895698
same but for me it's probably heartburn (i hope) because of my shit diet as of recent.

>> No.17897955

>>17894677
Loss of gustatory sense.

>> No.17897996

>>17894631
I HAD THE SAME EXACT SYMPTOMS THIS MORNING

>> No.17898186

>>17897838
Based

>> No.17898745

>>17894701
wtf I like corona now

>> No.17898889

>>17897838
wha

>> No.17898939

>>17894743
I just got a mild cough, and I'm not sure if it's virus or what

>> No.17899305

I had lung pain and trouble breathing 3 weeks ago with flu symtons I never had. I continued work like it was nothing cause it wasn't that bad. Dunno if I had it not.

>> No.17899349

>>17894631
i got some pretty bad diarhea last week for like a day
couldn't take in any food/liquid
would just poop (more like squirt) it out
think i got and survived corona?

>> No.17899354

>>17894631
at least you bought high and sold low
RIP

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>>17894631
Anyone else had these meme symptoms?

It's very strange. I get a cough like, twice a day. I also occasionally feel a tiny bit of mucus buildup.

It's like a normal cold but 10x milder. I've had it for 5 days. I'm in my 20s so I'm not concerned.

>> No.17899428

>>17899402
getting the same thing too

>> No.17899546

>>17894666
lol like any flu

>> No.17899629

>>17894631
anon youll probably survive if youre a millenial or zoomer

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>>17897838
>The Game
2008 called

It wants its recession back : ^ )

>> No.17900728

>>17899428
care to elaborate?

it's really weird. Assuming I DO have it, it alternates between absolutely nothing 90% of the time, and the remaining 10% it's like an extremely subtle hint of being sick. weird shit,