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>> No.17890059

why dont we just ban selling so the market can never go down

>> No.17890074

should i max out my credit card on bullion in preparation for the collapse?

>> No.17890091

I think GME is being naked short sold, will there be a short squeeze soon? What usually happens when borrowing fees are over 100?

>> No.17890094
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>>17890040
BULLRUN IN FUTURE
nice

>> No.17890098

I GOT IT
You know how you deflate the USD after these massive pumps?
Long-term pension bonds with obscene interest rates. They could replace social security/stonks as a retirement option, and start paying out in ~50 years as you start to get old.

>> No.17890114
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17890114

Why do we even pay taxes if they can just print money out of thin air?

>> No.17890115

>>17890040
Your power level is showing
>over 9000 BTC

>> No.17890118

Crashing out till April

>> No.17890121
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Tell me I'm gas.

>> No.17890131

>>17890059
Why don't we just ban selling everything everywhere so people can never lose their money

>> No.17890133
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17890133

We're all gonna make it

>> No.17890138
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17890138

>$24 SQQQ today
>NYC lockdown within 48 hours
like taking candy from a baby...heh

>> No.17890139

>>17890098
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Bernhard

Or this could work

>> No.17890146

2 trillion dollary doos and counting being printed as we shitpost. Another 1 trillion getting prepped for NEETbux. Lmao its all a sham

>> No.17890156

>>17890094
Stop lying you stupid kike

>> No.17890158

>>17890059
Abolish money! We swap meet economy now. I will give you a can of coffee for your sister's underwear.

>> No.17890166

>>17890146
We /Weimar/ now

>> No.17890167

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!?
i just wanted to bet some money in the stocks circus,not this bullshit

>> No.17890169

>>17890114
Because Jews

>> No.17890171

Thinking of getting XOP since it's relatively cheap atm, would a bailout for oil and gas industry help bring prices back up?

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>>17890138
Apologize

>> No.17890175

>>17890059
That's called illiquidity and has massive economic issues tied to it. Take an economics and finance course bud.

>> No.17890181

>>17890167
No. See. You see. It's always bullshit.

>> No.17890187
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17890187

ready for the S&P 500 to earn its name?

>> No.17890189

>>17890118
Bulls get scraps after huge crashes and they think they’ve won

>> No.17890190

>>17890121
you're a nigger

>> No.17890191

>>17890098
or the Fed could issue 50yra and 100yr bonds. There were rumors that the Fed was talking about this

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>>17889968
If you dont have a strategy my advice is dollar cost average monthly into MCD YUM and QSR over the next year and youll have a good portfolio for life

>> No.17890196

>>17890146
wont this just cause massive inflation?

i was a good boy and sold out on top, will it all be for nothing if these massive amounts of money are suddenly introduced?

>> No.17890235
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>>17890187
Nice it's going up. Can't beat it folks.

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>>17890139
why were they so cool?

>>17890191
That could be for corporations. Consumers could get pension bonds. Still the Fed would have to print money to cover the current Social Security needs. That's of course assuming that corona-chan doesn't wipe out boomers.

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>>17890167
Is this not what you wanted? Have a clown.

>> No.17890261

>>17890040
Based Crim.

>> No.17890278

WE'RE HERE

WE'RE GREEN

DEAL WITH IT BOBO

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>>17890115
I'm self-quarantined in an apartment in NYC and I'm bored as fuck.

>> No.17890284

>>17890040
The USD is going to lose its reserve currency status
>The USD is going to lose its reserve currency status
The USD is going to lose its reserve currency status
>The USD is going to lose its reserve currency status

>> No.17890290

>>17890235

>signature on an after market cat bounce pump

Lmaowzers

>> No.17890311

So what are you gonna do with your $1000.00 check from the Govt? Me, most will end up in the bank (800.00). 150 will be for stocking up on more supplies. the remaining 50 will be splurge shit stuff. P.S - Why did you forsake Him yesterday? You could have been saved by His fat divvy, now your chance may be gone for good to get in with Him for cheap.

>> No.17890330

>>17890284
Oil?

>> No.17890332

>>17890196
Yes. Probably 5% MINIMUM EOY. Of course, run the quantitative modeling, but it's not looking to bright for most income earners under 115 to 85k

>> No.17890333

>>17890190
I'm not.

>> No.17890343

>>17890195
FUCK mcd. Way too much debt. Might as well just have him invest in ETFs at this point if he's going to DCA.

Really if you're not making 6 figures per year, you should be investing in yourself to increase your personal income before you go putting $500 a month into the stock market.

>> No.17890354

>>17890196
It will only cause inflation if the dollar loses its reserve currency status. Right now we're basically printing money, which we can use to import stuff of real physical value from the rest of the world, and telling them to deal it. If countries around the world check out of the system, 50 years of pent of inflation hits the US at once. This is what Russia/China/Iran is all about.

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>>17890290
Sounds like cope from you

>> No.17890358

>>17890284
Repeat after me, BACKED WITH THE FULL FAITH AND FORCE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, Federal reserve note ok.


Will NEVER happen.

>> No.17890360
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17890360

So do we all universally agree now that the stock market won't go below 20k?

>> No.17890362

Is gush a good option to make money in the long run ?

>> No.17890366

>>17890196

No, because there's a bunch of other factors holding prices down. Printing more money = hyperinflation is brainlet tier economics. Schiff fags have been claiming it's just around the corner for over decade, and yet inflation has stayed low the whole time.

>> No.17890375

Let's assume you made it. $1,000,000. How would you go about preserving your wealth? Buy rental property? All bonds? We're all racing to the top but I'm paranoid about Jews stealing my lunch once I'm there.

>> No.17890380

>>17890311
why not use $1000 to buy far OTM puts and turn them into $10000?

>> No.17890387

>>17890330
The US is skating on think ice because its debt is fucking cartoonish and its printed itself into oblivion. To keep the system afloat they can either print more money (what they are currently doing) or increase their debt. Each of these makes the dollar less attractive as a reserve currency and this is exacerbated by Iran and Russia selling oil in domestic currencies.

>> No.17890393

>>17890362
Combine with SNSS for decent gains

>> No.17890395

>>17890360
no.

>> No.17890397

What if that vaccine ends up working?

>> No.17890401

>>17890171
lot of mlp ETFs are low (oil gas infrastructure)
can't suggest one in particular, maybe MLPI but you have to find what's inside; I don't have time; the one I follow is in europe and pay dividends; there is Halliburton inside

also check IXC

>> No.17890402

>>17890284
bout time

>> No.17890407

we're going deep red tomorrow aren't we?

>> No.17890408
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>>17890360
LMAO no. I bought deep puts today. We're dropping at least another 20% in the next week or so.

>> No.17890411

>>17890343
Shit advice nigger
Short spy

>> No.17890422
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17890422

Does an increase in FTD signal a short squeeze?

>> No.17890428

Guys, I'm going all in on ENRN.

>> No.17890433

>>17890397
Then I'm switching from puts to calls, until everything else going wrong right now becomes apparent and then I'll switch back to puts

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>>17890375
Enough real estate to fortify a homestead better than Waco and subsistence farm. Then the rest in super safe investments and cash to live off the rest of my life. But I figure I need about 2.5M, not just 1M.

>> No.17890440

>>17890360
Lol, but it went to 19k

>> No.17890443

>>17890397
They skipped animal testing and went straight to human trails. Even then, it's going to take a year, assuming they got it right the first time. Poor suckers.

>> No.17890453

>>17890397
wont be until march 2021 that we know that.

>> No.17890455
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17890455

>NDX ended on a bulltrap today

>> No.17890459

>>17890397
Global economic collapse lasts one year less.

>> No.17890461
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17890461

KD got CV

domp et

>> No.17890465

>>17890411
I bought SPY puts today, doesn't mean I'm wrong about moneylets staying out of the stock market.

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>>17890059
smart.. cuz it's not like buyers need sellers or anything

>> No.17890479

>>17890440
They're never going to lock down NYC

>> No.17890480

When are futures out?

>> No.17890485

>>17890470
just print stocks

>> No.17890490

>>17890428
If /biz/ existed in 2000 some tripfaggot felon nigger would be on here pushing it, and retards would buy in en masse

>> No.17890501

>>17890480
27 min probably

>> No.17890507
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17890507

>all this bear cope

PRESS F TO DAB ON BEARNIGGER GRAVES

>> No.17890513

>>17890479
Lol, it still went to 19k
Futures are turning a deepish red.

>> No.17890514

bought puts right on the closing pump, too easy

>> No.17890521

>>17890490
let's be real, 90% of /biz/ would be balls deep in enron without anyone pushing it

>> No.17890527

>>17890440

More like 19.99k

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>>17890507

>> No.17890534
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SPY down 3.81 already

>> No.17890536

>>17890040
HOLY SHIT WHICH ONE OF YOU MADE THIS!?!??

IS IT THE ORIGINAL MEMESTER WHO GAVE US SUCH CLASSICS AS “you best start believin in recessions...”??

>> No.17890537

Lads I don’t know why I bit so hard today

>> No.17890545

>>17890490
Look all this shilling against it is a huge clue to buy.

>> No.17890549

>>17890532
I'm 100% convinced all bullposting is ironic at this point.

>> No.17890551

>>17890343
They dont have 'bad debt' though its just business as usual debt. Thats why theyve been one the best performing fast foods in this fastfood crash. They are pretty slow is the only issue being a dow30 stock but I believe they will outperform the Dow that is still bogged down by industrials

>> No.17890553

>>17890527
19.8k

>> No.17890560

>>17890537
dont tell me you went long , if you lost money today, same here, bought call on that brent ponzi

>> No.17890566

>>17890532
t. assmad bear with a shit caked furry ass.

>> No.17890569

Can someone tell me why theres no futures today?
Im still trying to learn this stock stuff since the country is crumbling in part from it.

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>>17890527
The floor was like 19,007.

>> No.17890572

>>17890343
Honestly. How many people have bigger potential than the fast food clown?
Than Gatorade and Doritos?
Than warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway?

>> No.17890586

>>17890549
Why? The market today is enough to tell that things have changed. It's not gonna drop more imo.

>> No.17890601

>can't deal until Thursday or maybe even Friday
>want to buy FTSE
>it's just started to climb
How fucked am I? Do we think it'll keep rising? I need it to drop or stop.

>> No.17890604

>>17890572
>47B outstanding debt

>> No.17890608

>>17890375
You think 1 mil is the top and big fish are going to notice you up there?
If you want to get into the teiei gambling club, you gotta step up your game.

>> No.17890609

When will futures open?

>> No.17890610

>>17890453
>>17890443
We be fucked then. Just look at the state of shit now at just 3 months into it. I doubt shit can last a whole year. TP is basically the new "coin" now. Can't find a single roll anywhere. Online, the prices + shipping are obscene. Walmart, the online site, says "hey we got it" but no online sales allowed. You gotta drive to the store which has it which by the time you get there the supply has ran out so you just waste your time and gas.

>> No.17890618

>>17890586
>NYC going into total lockdown
>EU closes borders
>Infections up
>Deaths up
>First world hasn't experienced a sudden economic stop since the 30s, and drops due to SESs are usually 2-5x the size of debt bubbles
You're right, all bullish

>> No.17890619

>>17890360
Nah it can drop more. Sub 20k is a couple days selling away. Or one day with current volatility. There could be a rally for a little bit before the next leg down. However, with a steady stream of news coming in about stricter and stricter qusrantine measures i think an ordinary rally (by bear market standards) will be short lived. In typical bear market you don't have this constant bad news flowing.

>> No.17890621

>>17890604
Who, mcdonalds?
You think they’re not getting a bailout?

>> No.17890624

>>17890560
I put a bunch in ETFs that was just laying around in my account

>> No.17890631

>>17890586
> Drops 3000 points
> Recovers 1400
> It's never going down again!
I see his point, this feels ironic.

>> No.17890637

>>17890521
IT JUST PRINTS MONEY
>implying you can survive without electricity
>implying california won't just pay whatever enron charges
You can't lose to be honest.

>> No.17890642

Kevin Durant has Corona BEAR DOWN BOYS

>> No.17890650

>>17890393
Why SNSS ?

>> No.17890651
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17890651

PEP looks really juicy right now.

>> No.17890659

>>17890586
What is your opinion based on? Why would a bear market just magically bullrun its way to the top for no reason?

>> No.17890667

Why is it that in every thread people ask when Futures open?
EVERY SINGLE THREAD

Why can't you remember the time. Why can't you look it up yourself. WHY

>> No.17890668

>>17890609
17 minutes

>> No.17890671

>>17890610
Yep. Buckle in anon, this ride has no stops.

>> No.17890675

>>17890667
newfrens probably.

>> No.17890681

>>17890667
had a chuckle

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>>17890551
The book value per share is NEGATIVE 11 dollars. You couldn't pay me less than $11.01 to own a share of that trash. I'm a Grahamfag though.

>> No.17890688

>>17890659
It's got to go up if it's not going down.

>> No.17890695

>>17890667
Anon if you don't know just say so. No need to get upset

>> No.17890700

>>17890688
But it is going down though. You have to zoom out to not sound like a faggot.

>> No.17890703

>>17890667
It's just to fill the lull in conversation I think.

>> No.17890714

>>17890667
Newfaggot retards have invaded /smg/ because they see the Cow is down over 9,000 points and think they can become millionaires overnight

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>>17890682
I watched the lesbos playing mahjong, how does akagi compare?

>> No.17890724

>>17890667
I don't look up noone, pussy bitch.

>> No.17890727

that old faggot Tom Hanks needs to die so these puts can print

I am going to grab my tarot cards and crystal and channel these destructive thoughts into him; with his aural goyim barrier down from corona he will be vulnerable to psychic attack

>> No.17890728

>>17890700
If it's going down now, what do you think is next?

>> No.17890731

>>17890572
Unironically oil. The price war won't last more than a month or two, then prices will spike as Russia plays OPEC's game again and oil companies will return to profitability.

>> No.17890732

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/api-weekly-crude-stock-656

i feel like an absolute retard for closing my call on brent

>> No.17890735

Stop fighting over this bull/bear dilemma. We all friends here

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>>17890608

>> No.17890744

>>17890667
I'm a newfag who just wants to watch the circus burn

>> No.17890746

>>17890682
The McGonal will survive.

>> No.17890752

odds = big line go down tomorrow
evens = big line go up tomorrow
dubs = a recession or bullrun

>> No.17890753

>>17890549
I've been trying to figure out of this is the caseas well
no way anyone is this delusional, you'd have to be a full on Qboomer to be bullish right now.
>>17890586
case in point

>> No.17890754

>>17890714
Im a fur fag and im just here to understand this shit show better as everything collapses.

>> No.17890755

>>17890735
No
t. Bear

>> No.17890759
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17890759

>>17890735
True,I sometime forget to admit us bears lose.

>> No.17890763

>>17890752
odds = big line go down tomorrow
evens = big line go up tomorrow
dubs = a recession or bullrun

>> No.17890769

how can we bring the US Dollar Index down to 80?

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17890775

>>17890667
>Why can't you remember the time.
What kind of NEETs look up to time?

>> No.17890776

>>17890284
Something I've been thinking too.
They're just going to hop from the Dollar to something else like the Euro, wait ~20 years for things to calm down and then slowly inflate another giga debt bubble and the dance goes on.
I don't believe we're going to see gold backed currencies. This bottomless (((debt system))) is simply too good for quick money and control.

>> No.17890779

>>17890754
*newfag

>> No.17890786

>>17890731
UWT going to a penny first?

>> No.17890788

>>17890718
Slightly less moe, a bit more drama and excitement, much more ridiculous asspulls. Overall I'd recommend Akagi over Saki to Mahjong fans, but Saki over Akagi to moefags.

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>>17890718

>> No.17890807
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Remember /biz/

It's NOT "buying the dip" if the companies DON'T MAKE IT to the other side

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17890808

go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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>>17890727
You heard this song yet? It's up your alley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8JJvfQ3I5E

>> No.17890813

>>17890763
oh shit which one of us is right

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>>17890728
Are you retarded? It's noit going down now. It finished high. Nothing is going down now.

Next line go down.

>> No.17890819

>>17890731
Oil is a thing of the passed boomer. Green energy has almost completely taken over many communities and is spreading fast.

>> No.17890824

>>17890732
probably some shale companies stopped pumping because they'd go bankrupt
I doesn't mean oil will go up

>> No.17890828

>>17890807
Marget gonna be okay

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what indicators to use
what funny lines are the ones that will give me the most money

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>>17890752
>>17890763
dubs = all previous predictions are false and a suicide cult takes over the NYSE

>> No.17890849

>>17890167
Its always the money kid

>> No.17890852

>>17890818
But that's a double negative which means positive gains?

>> No.17890860

>>17890824
but doesnt that mean less supply ? anyway i lost enough money on that ponzi already, better to just buy puts on SPY

>> No.17890864

8 more minutes until we find out whats gonna happen tomorrow

>> No.17890869

>>17890829
Subscribe to my premium insider trsding course and find out!

>> No.17890879

>>17890837
if dubs, complete collapse of US economy tomorrow and bulls are btfo

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>>17890819

>> No.17890888

>>17890788
>>17890793
>best quality available is 480p
nice
>more ridiculous asspulls
I find that hard to believe but...

>> No.17890891

>>17890752
Excuse me sir but I already did this a few threads ago and my dubs said tomorrow will be red, and someones reply had 6666 so better hide if you are a bull

>> No.17890892

>>17890864
Chuckles and snickers.

>> No.17890904

spy post market at 247, smells like a bloodbath

>> No.17890907

>>17890786
3OIL got freezed on march 6
really makes you think twice about leveraged etfs

>> No.17890915

>>17890829
Chicken intestines.

>> No.17890929

>>17890852
Nothing going down because the stock exchange is closed.

>> No.17890934

Even if futures are red don’t worry bulls Donny will be back tomorrow with another trillion dollar promise

>> No.17890957

Kansas just shut down public schools for the rest of the school year. I will almost definitely be the same in other states.
Who is going to be able to take off two months to watch their kids this year?
We are not at the bottom yet

http://www.kdheks.gov/

>> No.17890960

>>17890934
he can't keep getting away with it

>> No.17890962
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17890962

>>17890934
I wish a nigga would, I could buy more cheap puts.

>> No.17890964

>>17890934
dont care will sell on open lmao

>> No.17890968

>>17890904
nice

>> No.17890969

>>17890829
Tea leaves, only if you're a sagittarius though

>> No.17890975

Man. I knew it was gunna run up but I didn't expect it to stay up.

>> No.17890976
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17890976

>FUTURES SKYROCKETING

BROS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.17890985

>>17890904
noice

>> No.17890989

>>17890860
why put oil on storage if you expect less demand in the future?
moving oil isn't cheap
Trump filling the tanks maybe makes sense, but companies?

>> No.17890990

>>17890957
>Who is going to be able to take off two months to watch their kids this year?
All the people who are about to be unemployed

>> No.17891005

>>17890651
Y

>> No.17891016
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>>17890934
son you have no fuckin idea

>.t bobo that just bought 16k worth of SQQQ

>> No.17891026

>>17890990
:)

>> No.17891030

aaall iiii seeee is reeeeeeeeed

>> No.17891035

>>17890990
These neetbux are just an admission the unemployment is about to shoot up

>> No.17891038

This is the best ride I've ever been on in a long time. Keep the good times rolling boys.

>> No.17891046

>>17890989
saudi and russia is at a oil price war. they spend money to keep the price down. everybody is bleeding in oil.

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>>17891030
beautiful isn't it?

>> No.17891049

do the SQQQ ETFs have an expiry date? Or can I hold them indefinitely?

>> No.17891060
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17891060

>TWO GREEN FUTURES OPENINGS IN A ROW

BROS...

>> No.17891062

if i do put and call then i can make money when line go up and down right?
how do you lose at this game?

>> No.17891063

>>17891049
You can hold them indefinitely but they'll lose their worth due to decay slowly IIRC.

>> No.17891068

>futures crabbing

fuck hurry up and crash already

>> No.17891069

Tell me this pump is pure delusion.
I'm holding SPY 232 Put
Breakeven is $225
Bought it late trading day.
Expires March 23

>> No.17891070

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x70d3Uw6Nxs

>> No.17891072

>>17891049
No expiry but I don’t think even the biggest bear in the world would recommend holding them forever

>> No.17891074

>>17891049
based

>> No.17891075

How do you cope with the stress, anons?
Seeing my SQQQ or puts swing +/- 200 dollars in a matter of seconds when my account is only 1k is absolutely horrifying. I smoked almost a whole pack of cigarettes during the market today.

>> No.17891081

>>17891063
>decay
why?

>> No.17891082
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17891082

Im gonna lose so much fucking money tomorrow bros

>> No.17891084

>>17891049
they adjust them overnight. if you hold them between days you lose.

>> No.17891093

>futures up 600

Yep yesterday was the bottom.

>> No.17891095

>>17891075
I love the stress. Haven't felt alive in years. Might do this shit fulltime honestly.

>> No.17891097
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17891097

Snib Snab where are my crabs?

>> No.17891099

>>17891075
for a start, cut smoking

>> No.17891100

>>17891084
Really? Even if consecutive days are red?

>> No.17891101

>>17891049
>>17891063
To my understanding the ETF rolls over futures so you can keep your "share" of SQQQ as long as you want but the value of that share will fluctuate. The rollover can cause weird fluctuations around expiry dates.

>> No.17891109

>>17891075
the next two month we go down doesnt matter if a day is green

>> No.17891111

>>17891075
Same but for 2k invested just fuck my shit up. I've held it since Thursday so I got rekt Friday and today. I half want to sell now and not put all my investment in one basket (especially since I got goodfaithed last week and I have to wait for my shit to settle)

>> No.17891112

>>17891068
What do you guess use to watch futures? I can't find anything that doesn't suck.

>> No.17891119

>>17891069
lol..people here fall too much for fud. Bottom was yesterday, coronavirus is mostly a meme and vaccines are close to being finalized.

>> No.17891121

>>17891075
It doesn't really stress me out. It's just extra income I'm gambling with.

>> No.17891122

crabchads run this shit

>> No.17891130
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17891130

Im gonna gain so much fucking money tomorrow bros

>> No.17891138

>>17891049
Search "contango"

>> No.17891141

>>17891082
It's all imaginary anyway.

>> No.17891164

>Futures PUMPING
Lmao greedy bears get fucked

>> No.17891168
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17891168

when am i supposed to sell my contract?
when is enough, enough?

>> No.17891169

>>17891119
Lots of bizarre movement in the markets. MRNA stuck the first needle yesterday and it's barely up from then, shot up to 32 and now 27 after hours. You'd think all these people panicking would buy the only company literally testing a vaccine right now, but they're so busy expecting the buildings themselves to start crumbling that there's no time to reason with any of them.

>> No.17891173

Need those futures to come down

>> No.17891178

>>17891138
preform philitratho.

>> No.17891180

>>17891164
We crabbin, stop lying.

>> No.17891185

give it some time bearbros, this shit aint going green tomorrow

>> No.17891188

>>17890621
nah. It will take them a while to rebound though. Any leisure travel, accomodation, food will take a while to recover. If you are planning to buy and hold for years than go for it

>> No.17891193

>>17891112
Tradingview. Ticker: SPX500USD. This is the oanda listing. It tracks the e-mini closely, however, do not use this chart for TA as the volume numbers can mislead.

>> No.17891199

I maxed out my RH with $1k on puts and theyre a little down now, but I dont feel so bad anymore because Papa Trump will refund me in 2 weeks anyway

>> No.17891211
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17891211

MY PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS

>> No.17891227

Guys I need some advice

I used my daily roll of toilet paper this morning when I was shitting. I thought I would be fine but I need to go again. Do I break the protocol and give myself another roll to use today? I am the quartermaster so I doubt anyone will complain.

>> No.17891228

>>17891075
I've been buying whenever it hits 25 and selling whenever it hits 31. I must have bought and sold SQQQ at least 6 times in the past 2 weeks. Just day trade it.

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>>17891211
>puts
>tripfag

>> No.17891243

>>17891016
how does this work bobro, you hold them indefinitely or do they expire?

>> No.17891252

red it is lads

>> No.17891254
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17891254

DOW futures at +40. Hmm. Doesn't look like much confidence in the market to me. Expect dump tomorrow.

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>>17891240
What're you holding anon?

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17891270

>futures dropping

here we go bobros

>> No.17891271

>>17891227
Use your bare hands anon.

>> No.17891285

futures going red, not very deep yet but it's 12 minutes in.

>> No.17891296

>>17890714
SWEET VISHNU
THE COW IS DOWN?!

>> No.17891298

and so this ponzi shall fall to oblivion

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>>17891267

>> No.17891312

>>17890146
I suggest getting out of the dollar and buying Argentine pesos.

>> No.17891313
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17891313

Lmfao at all the bulls that gonna get KEKED tomorrow while me and my fellow bear CHADS rake in the money

>> No.17891317

>>17891285
It was way up just a minute ago. I think it's indicative of more volatility rather than representative of what tomorrow will look like in regards to up or down.

>> No.17891321

btw why did CEIX moon so fuckin hard today?

>> No.17891341

>>17891069
trump did a good job with the promiss of a stimulus and there have been ideas floating about introducing UBI. This could go to 260 before shitting the bed bobro.

>> No.17891342

>>17890714
I mean, if the make the correct long term investments they will become quite wealthy in a few years. If we bounce back and don't head into a full depression at this point.

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17891343

>>17891267
>>17891267

>> No.17891347

>>17891309
Pajeet?

>> No.17891352

CRABED

>> No.17891355

>>17890284
>X

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>>17891313
Hell yeah bobobro

>> No.17891359

Cramer just called the bottom on "good" stocks. I was worried all day, but now I'm confident we're going down again.

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>>17891343

>> No.17891371

>>17891095
I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand watching, because I was born a fucking euro and can't trade this shit because robinhood decided to not include europe.

>> No.17891373

Why are you jewniggers lying about futures pumping
It doesn't make sense

>> No.17891374
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17891374

I have no idea if I'm going to make or lose money tomorrow but it'll be a lot either way

praise the volatility gods

>> No.17891375

>>17891347
ye

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>>17891243
Never hold indefinitely I usually only hold for 1-3 days. Bought 7k worth last friday (when potus pump to +10%) and that monday got 2k profit.

Its easier to do than options just don't hold long time though

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17891381

so you guys who are sitting here shitposting all day, what are you actually doing? my contracts are days-- weeks out.
are you actually sitting here day-trading leveraged etfs?

>> No.17891385

Can any anon explain why SQQQ isn’t at 40$ rn? How is the economy collapsing but SQQQ is barely moving. I bought in at 30$ days ago expecting a crash and now that it’s happening I’m still fucking negative. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH YOU PROMISED BIZ

>> No.17891388
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17891388

>>17891267
I have a lot of money but I don't know what I'm doing.

>> No.17891391

>>17891227
Convert yourself to Islam, they will teach you how to wash your ass hole with water.
I hope it helps. Muslims don't suffer toilet paper problems. Bucket full of water and a cup you can find in some country toilets.

>> No.17891403

>>17891388
Amazing position, you’re going to make a fuck load of money

>> No.17891410

>>17891381
Buying contracts SQQQ spxu yeah day trading

>> No.17891417

>>17891371
get yourself a saxobank account and start trading you fuckin faggot , or at least IG

>> No.17891429

>>17891359
Based contrarian. I actually agree. Although it's a FANTASTIC time to buy oil stocks IMO, there's also the possibility that a few weak companies fold, so pick carefully.

>> No.17891436

>>17891385
Hope

>> No.17891441

>>17891381
swing trading weekly puts

>> No.17891444

>$1Trillion stimulus plans to be announced this week
>bears out in full force

Markets gonna be green this week

>> No.17891450

We're my Bobos at. We going to make so much money at open tomorrow.

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17891454

>Under Armor down over 50% from ATH
>still has a PE ratio of 41
lol

>> No.17891457

https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/17/brooklyn-nets-four-players-test-positive-coronavirus/

More publicly-known people infected

>> No.17891463

>>17891385
Bulls keep hoping and pumping up the market, so do shorters that made shit puts and got margin calls.

But the biggest reason why is that its so fucking volatile.

>> No.17891465

>>17891444
Checks aren't gonna cut for like 2 weeks, aren't they?

>> No.17891467

>>17891093
just a pullback before it drops to 15K

>> No.17891468

>>17891429
Buying producers is a lot more risky than doing an etf tracking the futures price.

>> No.17891469

>>17891444
I just want to off load my puts, if the market turns around good, then I'll buy calls

>> No.17891470
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>>17891097
Crab UP

>> No.17891476

>>17891450
poor bobo reporting in,
1 put strike 248 bought last minute in the pump

>> No.17891480

>>17891211
Dude
What are you doing
We golden bull now
SPY to over 9000

>> No.17891483

>>17891444
Source on $1 trillion plan?

>> No.17891496

CRABBIN ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

>> No.17891497

>>17891417
IG?

>> No.17891502
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>boomers have literally become allergic to millenials
what did god mean by this

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17891506

>>17891097
Right here breh

>> No.17891510

Going to start investing 2k a month until my savings run out.

£400 - Diageo
£400 - Unilever
£200 - Britvic
£200 - Greggs
£200 - Disney
£200 - Countryside Properties
£200 - Games Workshop
£200 - National Grid

What do you think, lads?

>> No.17891518

>>17891497
interactive brokers

>> No.17891522

>>17891450
oh fuck i forgot this moron is a bear now
i'm completely fucked on SQQQ

>> No.17891526

>>17891506
>>17891470
>>17891097

What do you guys even do to make gains when its crabbin?

>> No.17891531

>>17891463
So should I hold on for a while longer? Will it ever finally spike to reflect the actual market? I’ll sell if I could break even if the spike doesn’t happen but I don’t wanna miss something I was fucking expecting

>> No.17891533

>>17891510
Looks like shit, I don't see any BTC or LINK in there.

>> No.17891536

>>17891526
Not fall for bear and bull traps.

>> No.17891538
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17891538

First green day in a long time. Probably not gonna last long.

>> No.17891542

>>17891403
I'm so clueless to options that I don't even know if you're being ironic. I'm just hoping I get lucky and never need to think about this again.

>> No.17891545

>>17891526
day trading i suppose

>> No.17891553

>>17891538
Show all time

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>>17891538
Use your gains to buy some puts.

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17891571

Where are we landing, bros?

>> No.17891575

In a healthy society, the elderly would voluntarily take one for the team so they are no longer a burden on society

Now the boomers want to destroy the global economy to live a few more years

>> No.17891588

>>17891553

Its shit bro. Let me have my day.

>> No.17891590

>>17891526
theta decay, or day trading
I'm not actually running a crab play right now tho

>> No.17891596

They should seize pension funds,401k's,roth's and other stuff from boomers and reroute it for the next pump.

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17891601

>that sweetspot at 0%

>> No.17891606

>>17891575
Boomers are the greediest scummy fucks on society and they would rather kill every generation born after them and watch humanity perish than to anything for someone other than themselves.

>> No.17891610

>>17891373
Let the bulls have their delusions they've been suffering badly these last few weeks

>> No.17891617

>>17891571
I can’t see how smooth the penis is. You’re lacking indicators.
0/10

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17891620

>>17891571
0

>> No.17891622

>>17891228
what I don't like is if you turn on log scale and zoom out you'll see it's hammering a resistance, if this shit breaks out of that the markets are over. inb4 you call me a TA fag.

>> No.17891645

What intervals for Smooth Penis Indicator (SPI)?

>> No.17891646

>>17891526
sell puts and covered calls

>> No.17891674
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17891674

>>17891617
How smooth is your penis?

>> No.17891676

I don't need it to go up or down, I just want it to not move. What's my chances?

>> No.17891680

crab day tomorrow it seems

>> No.17891683
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17891683

>>17890133
kek! I couldn't stop watching, and it scared the shit out of me!

>> No.17891688

>>17891385
It's decay because of the way SQQQ is structured. Leveraged ETFs lose value in volatile markets. So unless the plunge is straight down, SQQQ will underperform the triple leverage.

>> No.17891689

>>17891590
Making money off the decay? How?

>> No.17891702

>>17891689
selling options/credit spreads

>> No.17891703

Crabbing boys

>> No.17891705
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17891705

>Hold puts expiring 15April
>stock crashes 15%
>puts pump 30% in value
>Stock goes up 7% the next day
>Puts halve in value

>> No.17891714

>>17890235
>>17890290
>signature on an after market cat bounce pump
...which was literally made by the fed. Fucking ridiculous.

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17891719

>>17891676
Slim to none.

>> No.17891720

>>17891373
the bulls started hallucinating out of pure despair at this point.

>> No.17891722

new

>>17891716
>>17891716
>>17891716

>> No.17891729

>>17891688
fug, i shouldve been in n out much more. thanks!

>> No.17891731

>>17891705
IV

>> No.17891739

>>17891385
If spy goes up 1% at closure how much must it drop at open for sqqq to gib gains?

>> No.17891759

>>17891510
Avoid Disney right now. I have a friend working (relatively) high in film, and he says studios & theater companies are in a bubble much like the one at the end of the sixties.

The tl;dr is that companies are making fewer releases with larger budgets, so if a single "tentpole" film does poorly (as Black Widow or the new Pixar movie might) it can wipe their profits for the year.

Disney is diversified relative to other film companies, but they're still vulnerable to this. Plus, they're in cruises and tourism, which are both getting hammered.

Again, I'd avoid Disney.

>> No.17891769

Triple K's for a defensive wall is a smart play in these dark and depressing times. KDP,KHC,and KO will never go outta style, just look at the runs on the grocery stores for proof of that. Hell make it a quad K line and bag some KR while your at it. It's the only stock of mine showing green at the moment. KR = was cheap before the runs and it pays out a 0.16 x 4 divvy.

>> No.17891772

>>17890586
yep, the virus won't hit us that hard, hospitals never even got full; IT'S TIME TO BUY BUY BUY!!!

>> No.17891805

>>17891375
How's corona over there? I'm short your market.
>>17891388
God speed. Hopefully we make it

>> No.17891810

>>17891731
Literally means nothing. May was well say "price" because that's what IV is.

>> No.17891823

>>17891388
it doesn't have to hit the 229 mark perfectly correct? you can sell at an point prior, and it executes at the mark?

>> No.17891838

>>17891810
Go back to pleddit

>> No.17891848

>>17890040
funny meem

>> No.17891861

>>17891759
This doesn't make sense

>> No.17891911

>>17891457
I wonder if the CCP officials hire the basketball americans to fuck their wives. This is suspicious.

>> No.17891914

>>17891861
>Release 5 films with $250,000 budget
>3 profit 10%
>1 profits 20%
>Last one is a flop, take a 50% loss (not uncommon in the industry)
>Net profit: 0%

>> No.17891929

>>17891476
1 put contract is how much exactly?

>> No.17891943

>>17891476
when are you expiring?

>> No.17891955

>>17891518
yeah, no. I'm too poor for that, realistically speaking too poor for the 600 @ saxobank either.

>> No.17892040

>>17891571
it will open @261 and go to 249 immediately after.

>> No.17892218

>>17890375
S&P500, REIT, Vanguard etfs, precious metals, long-term bonds

>> No.17892323
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17892323

>>17890829

>> No.17892600

SPY is down 6.31, bull bros we're going to make it tomorrow!

>> No.17892655

>>17891119
Why are you lying?

>> No.17892815

>>17891674
8/10

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