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So what are you guys gonna do with your neetbux?

I’m thinking about investing.

>> No.17886741

>>17886723
I'll buy 1k LINK with it, since it will be $4 by the time this comes out in a few weeks.

>> No.17886743

>>17886723
plz give me neetbux plzzzzzz

>> No.17886768

>>17886723
Holy fuck is this real?

>> No.17886772

>>17886723
that is literally Socialism

>> No.17886791

Finally buy an AR. All this collapse has done is remind me how fucked civilization is and can collapse at any moment

>> No.17886807

>>17886768
Yes, and trump wants to do it within the next 2 weeks.
>>17886772
Well, it’s literally not. Socialism is when private ownership of the means of production has been abolished. Welfare is not socialism.

>> No.17886810

>>17886723
Obviously the necessities retard it's a depression out here everyone is jobless

>> No.17886871

>>17886723
literally will be buying ftm kek

>> No.17886873

>>17886810
>Obviously the necessities
Cope. Should’ve stocked up while you had the chance like us smart goys. I’m gonna wait this whole thing out and make it big when the market starts going back up.

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>>17886723
pic related will be me in two weeks

>> No.17886918

>>17886791
you also needs to train with your gear anon

>> No.17886930

the spirit of andrew yang lives on

>> No.17886932
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17886932

QE for you and me

>> No.17886947

Holy fucking shit I can afford a switch and animal crossing!!! Fuck this is a good day. How do they know my bank details? Do I have to go and collect an envelope or some shit? I’m so fucking happy

>> No.17886973

You should save it for food and rent when prices skyrocket due to Weimar hyperinflation.

>> No.17887010

>>17886973
>save it for when it's worthless
yeah great plan einstein

>> No.17887016

this is so fucking bad and you bunch of retards are happy

this is the end of the world like you knew it

you are becoming cattle but for real

>> No.17887026

>>17886973
>food
Cope should’ve stocked up
>rent
Damn it

>> No.17887035

>>17887010
When you're hungry I highly doubt you'll believe that.

>> No.17887079

>>17886723
Any word on how it's to be paid for?

>> No.17887084

>>17887035
if you truly believe what you are posting you should be stocking up immediately, not after the hyperinflation when your $4k will buy you half a loaf of bread

>> No.17887131

>>17886723
How about those that make under 30k? You know these nigs are just going to buy steaks and TVs

>> No.17887142

>>17887084
You can't stock food for how long this will last. The consequences of devaluing the dollar is permanent. But if they go through with this insanity then yeah buy what you can now, because that money will become equivalent to the toilet paper you've been collecting.

>> No.17887155

>>17886768
It's real. Even Yang himself is helping the WH now.
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1239963916177772544

>> No.17887167

>>17886807
That's communism. This is definitely socialism.

>> No.17887181
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>>17887079
Yang is helping them with it.
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1239963916177772544

https://twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/1239920721792565250

>> No.17887186

>>17887079
BRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17887204

>>17886807
>Welfare is not socialism.
it is in the US

>> No.17887216

>>17887142
Wrong. Toilet paper will become the new American currency, is has intrinsical value.

>> No.17887233

>>17886873
How about I go take your shit you smug bitch fuck u I was working

>> No.17887260

>>17886973
>paying rent
>not just taking Chairman Mao's advice on landlords
Cuck

>> No.17887291

>>17887131
Sub-30k here. Sub 20k, actually. I live just as comfortably as anyone I know, I'm just not retarded with money.

4k would be an absurd amount of money to give me right now. That would double the amount of cash I have to my name. I'd probably try to put a down payment on land or a house at the most, otherwise I might just fucking save everything.

>> No.17887310 [DELETED] 

PEOPLE REALIZE THAT IF THE GOVT. IS SENDING YOU 1000 DOLLAR CHECK A MONTH DUE TO THE CRISIS THAT JUST MAKES YOU THEIR BITCH. THEY CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO GO, WHEN TO GO OUT, WHAT TO BUY, ETC.

>> No.17887328

>>17887167
Sorry, but no.

>> No.17887355

>>17887310

lol shut up bitch I want my CHECKSSSSSSS

>> No.17887359

>>17887167
You’re wrong. Socialism is when the means of production are owned by the state, and communism is when they are owned by the workers directly. The USSR was socialist.

>>17887204
9/10 Americans don’t know any marxist theory

>> No.17887370

>>17887084
Well the fed blew 1.5 trillion on the stock market, enough to give EVERY american nearly 5000 dollars so I think it is quite reasonable to say that we can do it.

>> No.17887372

>>17887310
They can try, and they will fail

Just look at any NEET that uses SSI for anime figures or nigs buying Air Jordans

>> No.17887376

>>17887291
>4k
>Downpayment on land

Leaf here, there's no way land is that cheap in the us...is it?

>> No.17887386

>>17887359
>>17887167
So basically, this is just welfare capitalism. Social democracy.

>>17887310
No, once you have the money, it’s yours. They want you to spend it.

>> No.17887390

>>17886723
I'm gonna pay off about 2.5k in credit debt then put some in investments if I get 4 fucking K.

>> No.17887408

>>17887310
UBI -> BTC

>> No.17887423

I will unironically spend that money to buy software and goods to start an online business.

>> No.17887432
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>>17886723
>Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin (R-Trump Admin): "We are looking at sending checks to Americans immediately"
https://twitter.com/QuickTake/status/1239946507081703427
>Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT): Send $1000 to every American adult
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1239583661504303104
>Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN.): I am introducing a bill this week to give $1,000 to every American adult & $500 for every child. No exceptions.
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1239946523456286722
>Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) said Monday he wants to give monthly checks to low-income and middle-class Americans so they can afford necessities during the coronavirus outbreak.
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/487939-gop-sen-cotton-calls-for-monthly-cash-payments-to-americans-during
>Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA): I introduced the LIFT Act to give working families up to $500 a month. We need it now more than ever.
https://twitter.com/SenKamalaHarris/status/1239946668990246912
>Rep. AOC (D-NY): GOP & Democrats are both coming to the same conclusion: Universal Basic Income is going to have to play a role in helping Americans weather this crisis. Ro Khanna Tim Ryan's proposal goes up to $6,000/mo depending on need.
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1239582664669253634

What the fuck bros? Are we actually getting a UBI? Why are both parties randomly supporting UBI now?

>> No.17887433

>>17887376
If they handed me $4k I would have ~$8k. Depending on the loan conditions that's enough to put a down payment on at least some houses, maybe not land.

>> No.17887441

>>17887181
>my team has been in touch with the White House and we are offering resources
It just sounds like he's offering to help, not that he's actually helping.

>> No.17887459

>>17887390
Hell yeah brother. I'll pay off my credit card and invest the rest. Probably buying linkies.

>> No.17887505

>>17887310
Shut the FUCK up and give meat bag, boomer, NOW

>> No.17887530

>>17886947
yeah you have to go down the street and meet with Tyrone to get your envelope full of cash. fucking moron

>> No.17887540

>>17887359
>9/10 Americans don’t know any marxist theory
absolutely, but Americans think Bernie Sanders is a socialist.

>> No.17887544

>>17886723
Where do I sign up?

>> No.17887551

>>17887432
because it's not a ubi
It's a short term relief package.
Ubi implies this will continue even after the virus pandemic

>> No.17887585

>>17887432
What the fuck bros? Are we actually getting a UBI? Why are both parties randomly supporting UBI now?

Because it's a good idea.
Direct aid was always unironically better than a massive unaccountable welfare bureaucracy.

Trump just secured his re-election, especially if he even hints at making this permanent UBI. Fucking genius and exactly why I voted for him.

>> No.17887607

>>17887551
Who wants to wager that it will because the market will continue to implode and everyone will demand it? And Trump will be fine with it because he literally doesn't give a fuck

>> No.17887610

>>17886723
there's no fucking way this is real and happening

>> No.17887632

Should I buy a month of UBI worths of gold right now?

>> No.17887640

>>17887459
It will feel so nice to pay that fucking card off and never touch it again, I haven't used it for a while.

>> No.17887672
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17887672

Apologize.

>> No.17887696

>>17887432

Doing it once or twice is feasible. Doing it forever is when things are fucking blown apart.

>> No.17887703

convert it into gold / bitcoin and EUR

>> No.17887711

>>17886723
>>17886772
>>17886973
>>17887016
>>17887079
All in on LINK and monero in case the doomsdayers are right about "muh inflation"
It's the opportunity of a lifetime

>> No.17887726

awesome, I'm going to buy a gun so I can kill my landlord

>> No.17887730

>>17887310
the point of literal cash is under a free markety assumption that people will use that money as they please and consume, while a few will save (the other point is to possibly combat deflation if it happens). if it was about control, they'd be sending everybody food stamps or some sort of federal gift card.

>> No.17887733

>>17887726
Holy based

>> No.17887743

>>17887672
I’m sorry.

I will vote for you if you make this UBI permanent. Even though I hate you, you will deserve it

>> No.17887756

>>17887432

lol Kamala Harris worse than fucking Romeny. Where is our king Joe Kennedy in that list? I want my $4k.

>> No.17887757

>>17887610
It's all real.

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1239963916177772544

https://twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/1239920721792565250

You're living in the best timeline.

>> No.17887766

https://twitter.com/RepJoeKennedy/status/123992


>$4,000
>$4,000
>4,000

>> No.17887787

>>17887672
If you actually go through with this, I will suck your dick literally and unironically.

>> No.17887788
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That's the last fucking drop. I will never vote for either of those retarded parties. I hope LNC elects Hornberger, that's who my vote goes to.
Those fucking retards are going full late Roman Empire, it's accelerating.

>> No.17887821

>>17887640
I use all my cards and keep them low, it's just this one that I have in high usage because I was unemployed for a few months. If I can drop that bitch my credit score will go up by 20 points or so, getting me very close to 800.

>> No.17887827

>>17887766
Actually, if they give me $4000 I will buy two escorts, minimum. (Creating jobs) I can already imagine the smell.

>> No.17887828

>>17886723

Going to buy M16 parts kits (I'll print the lowers in PETG) and Bitcoin. Already have enough food and ammo.

>> No.17887833

>>17887788
>>17887730
I mean we already do this to failing corporations. Would people really prefer we just keep doing that instead of getting the money for themselves?

>> No.17887835

>>17887610
Just remember this is communism, and how great it is, Trump is on the right path but Bernie sanders would give us more so vote for bernie.

>> No.17887887

>>17887835
Actual communists are anti UBI, because they think it’s just saving capitalism from itself and placating the workers

>> No.17887891

>>17887757

I don't fucking believe you

This is all lies

>> No.17887904

>>17887835
Politics was literally just WWE for fat boomers, as if this wasn't enough proof. The person changes but the Jewish leadership doesn't.

>> No.17887918

>>17886723
So every NEET, illigal, gangbanger and other disagreeable people will just get money now? Like giving it to workers makes sense, but why finance the above mentioned trash?

>> No.17887921

>>17887887
"Actual communists" only exist online. You can bet those same people in real life would be glad to take the money.

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>>17887833
I'd prefer to END THE FED. Return my fucking silver dollar standard, I can't stand that keynesian jewery any longer.

>> No.17887947

>>17887788
What >>17887833 said. Why are you ok with socialism for Mr. Billions of dollars but not Chuck down the street when he needs it?
I'm center right and I don't see a problem with this
unless you're a lolbertarian in which case, your meme ideology is dismissed

>> No.17887978

>>17886723
Trumps starting to remind me of the Envlave's President John Henry Eden

>> No.17888013

>>17887167
it's not though, it's a market based solution. UBI, or helicopter money, gives the market power, not the government.
socialism is the government running vital programs. this is not that.

>> No.17888039

>>17886772
>literally socialism

Found the boomer. Socialism is workers’ ownership of the means of production. Read a fucking book.

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>>17886723
Can they please stop teasing my cock with this bullshit? First Trump says he's gonna give every working person 1k now this asshole says he's gonna give 4k. You know how much we're gonna get? ZERO.

>> No.17888046

>>17887947
I'm not okay with any of that. This shit is preposterous.

>> No.17888065

I’m going to buy a case of beer from my favorite local brewery because they’re hurting right now. I’ll save the rest of it.

>> No.17888078

>>17888041
Negative nancy. It’s happeninf and there’s nothing you can do about it.

>> No.17888113

>>17887947
Also

> I don't see a problem with printing trillions of dollars and handing them out to peasants
> haha you're libertarian, you're dismissed!

You're schizophrenics if you think that this shit is reasonable and libertarianism is not.

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>>17887711

>> No.17888144

>>17887947
>I'm center right
You're a kike/nigger is what you are

>> No.17888166

>>17888041
ZERO? You're gonna get a crumbling empire and total economic collapse. It's worse than zero, prepare to a life in a 3rd world country where nothing works.

>> No.17888194

>>17886723
Save it for a few months til this is all over lmao, who the fuck is going out right now?

>> No.17888203

tfw Dollar and Yen will have an exchangerate of 1:1 by the end of the year

>> No.17888330

>>17886723
Depending on how much I get I will take up some vocational trade classes. Best thing you can invest in is yourself.

>> No.17888374

If it were to happen how would they contact us? By email? Can they just find our banks through SSN and direct deposit us? They won't mail checks will they?

>> No.17888433

>>17886723
4k in sqqq

>> No.17888435

>4k to every adult who makes under 100k a year

But I don't "make: any money. Will I still get a check?

>> No.17888491

>>17888374

Fuck I gotta file my taxes ASAP. I moved so they won't know my address has changed. Some bitch is getting my check!!!

>> No.17888498

I only had the balls to buy 50 SQQQ at $25 to hold overnight. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.17888518

>>17888435

No, they assume you already have a means to scrounge by with no income.

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I only started working 3 months ago meaning I've yet to file taxes. Will this fuck me over? Do I have to file taxes in order to receive this??

>> No.17888958

>>17887016
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>> No.17888961

>>17888518
You don't have to file taxes if you make less than $10,000. So technically $1000 a month or $0 is the same.

>> No.17889240

>>17888961
>You don't have to file taxes if you make less than $10,000
Wait, really? One year I barely even had a job. I still got $700 back on my return. How would I have gotten it back if I didn't file? Or are you saying I didn't even have to allow the gov to take taxes out of my check?

>> No.17889260

how did reality meme ubi into happening

>> No.17889332

>>17886973
>LITERALLY SAVE BECAUSE HYPERINFLATION
holy godly moly at this point I dont think buy high sell low is a mere meme

>> No.17889437

>>17889240
>Or are you saying I didn't even have to allow the gov to take taxes out of my check?
i don't know much about tax code but i think it's this, you basically just got handed back your money because you made too little to be taxed

>> No.17889466

Inflate mutch?

>> No.17889572

You bootlicking faggots will become dependent on gubermint gibs and start applauding your slave masters. Pathetic cucks, the lot of you.

>> No.17889608

>>17886723
FUCKING BASED. CYBERTRUCK HERE I COME

>> No.17889618

>>17886791
bro they were like $350 for nearly 3 years, and you wait until now?

>> No.17889638

>>17886873
alls good and well but you guys with the supplies will be the first to go if this shit decides to turn south.There's always more people with more guns than you

>> No.17889715

>>17887432
>Why are both parties randomly supporting UBI now?
It's called shifting the overton window.
Or, in this case, deforming it I guess.
Yang endorsed Joe "Grabby hands' Biden in the end, but he did shift the dialogue.

>> No.17889768

>>17887432

This isn't UBI, it's a one-time cash infusion. UBI is regular.

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Elon must be happy

>> No.17890180

haha what did I tell you economic collapse will never fucking come because the kikes run everything. They have complete understand and control of the country that little downturns like this shit can be fixed when before we would have chopped there heads off. This is one of the biggest black pills i've had to swallow. You should to so you can actually start enjoying yourself instead of feeling hopeless.

>> No.17890209
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>>17886741
t. Israeli chainlink shill.

>> No.17890233

ALL YOU FAGGOTS DO NOT REALIZE THAT THIS IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS NATIONAL SOCIALISM

>> No.17890254

Trump Bux arent UBI. If the government is going to shut down the economy for a month they’re obligated to support the people they’ve put out of work, ergo Bux.

>> No.17890262

>>17889572
You commies really are a confused bunch. You are the ones who were pushing for UBI. Now trump is doing it and you are against it? It’s only acceptable if it’s done by a Chinese chink? Eh?

>> No.17890302

>>17886772
You have to be at least 18 to post here
It’s a one time relief package

>> No.17890322

>>17886723
won't happen.. the printers only work for airlines and trumps hotels.

>> No.17890346

>>17890180
they postponed it for a single pay period. nothing more. and gave worthless crackheads a taste of UBI.. that's just going to make it worse.

>> No.17890370

>>17887551
>Trump down in election polls
he might extend it for easy votes.

>> No.17890382

Late stage capitalism

>> No.17890427

>>17890346
I can just tell you are completely unsure about it making things worse. When it fucking won't it will make people vote for trump and it will help people that are out of work pay for shit for this month. You know UBI was supposed to kind of work just like this. Stop denying reality kikes are going to manipulate shit to the point where we see no negative outcomes or very little. They will suck the life from this economy till your great great grand children will have no idea that any of it was any different.

>> No.17890449

this is basically them saying "we're about to shut down everything for sure"

>> No.17890466

>>17890209
>caring what other people do with their own money
Who's being a jew now, kike faggot?

>> No.17890525

>>17886723
>Trumpbux
it's not his idea and he's not the one passing it

>> No.17890685

>>17890262

Question, is this paid with taxes, or BRRR?

>> No.17890751

>>17889437
Yeah it's this. It basically costs the American government money to file poorfag taxes since they have to return them all. If you're a poorfag you might as well not bother. Nobody is going to come knocking on your door because you have nothing to take anyways.

>> No.17890803

>>17886772
Its called economic stimulus sweetie.

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>>17890233
>I don't see an issue with national socialism at all

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>>17890233

>> No.17891150

>>17886723
my drivers license doesn't have my new address on it what do anons dont wanna miss trumpbux

>> No.17891353

>>17886772
I mean we're already printing money might as well just do what comes naturally before the economy inevitably dies

>> No.17891430

>>17886772
If we're going to print 1.5 trillion, we might as well give to the actual citizens

>> No.17891489

>>17886947
You're a faggot and so is Tom Nook

>> No.17891527

>2k more linkies
fuck yeas

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Buy more Switch games.

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>>17886772

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>>17886723
Gonna buy more Ethereum with those sheckles.

>> No.17893494

>>17890751
It's worth filing taxes if you're a poorfag, they can claim the earned income credit and make an easy chunk of change.

>> No.17893527

>>17886723
this will never happen it is just to hype up people and prop up the markets with hopium as a stall tactic, buying them a week or so

>> No.17893638

>>17886723
>shaniqua on her 9 kids are going to get 12k USD

sheeeeeeeit

>> No.17893934

>>17886791
>he is /nogunz/

>> No.17893965

>>17887672
Okay.
Sorry Andrew Yang

>> No.17894021

>>17887833
>>17887947
You gonna get a 1000 bucks for 6 months while the financial system and hedge funds get an entire bailout. Its just to look the other way while we subsidize their greed.

>> No.17894024

Going straight onto my 0% APR credit card balance I've been using as a free loan. I work online and haven't noticed any disruptions yet so this would just be free real estate.

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