/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17884947]

>1. your industry
>2. how BLACKED are you

1. recruiting
2. DEAD

[Anonymous No.17884984]

>>17884947
retail
IT IS OVER

[Anonymous No.17885011]

>>17884947
>Government
>Stoked for time off work

[Anonymous No.17885018]

>>17884947

>law student but part time wage-slave at a call centre

prob fucked. sales is also a pretty good low-tier job if you can deal with all the bs. at least i'm not a yank so not too much debt

[Anonymous No.17885025]

neet
IMMORTAL

[Anonymous No.17885046]

Just started a new job a month ago. We are in the online sector but if layoffs start happening around the US, I will be one of the first to be let go due to low man on totem pole thing.

[Anonymous No.17885050]

>>17884947
1. workless NEET living on state wellfare
2. feeling comfy

[Anonymous No.17885072]

IT
Sitting pretty. Boss realizing I am one of the only people getting anything done while working from home. Gonna push for WFH more after this blows over.

[Anonymous No.17885085]

>>17884947
1. NEET
2. comfy af

[Anonymous No.17885086]

medical sales rep. will continue to work 12 hours a week and 60k a year. comfy as hell

[Anonymous No.17885093]

>>17884947
1. NEET
2. COOM

[Anonymous No.17885134]

>>17884947
>Electric Utility (IT, WFH)
>Set for life
lmao. You retards had four years.

[Anonymous No.17885238]

>>17885093
>>17885085
>>17885050
>>17885025
Yeah... I'm thinking based. Has the coof even started yet? I don't notice anything different.

[Anonymous No.17885292]

1. Live events.
2. A lot of my office is on temporary leave without pay. My boss called me Friday morning to assure me that I'm part of the select few who will remain paid, but of course I'm worried about how long that is a guarantee for.

[Anonymous No.17885336]

>>17885072
What are some comfy IT gigs
t. NEET programmer

[Anonymous No.17885352]

>aviation
>the end is here

[Anonymous No.17885376]

Bar
Absolutely fucked, but at least I know what to do about it

[Anonymous No.17885480]

>>17884947
>IT
>okay unless everyone starts to die?

[Anonymous No.17885533]

>>17884947
civ engineering
not over yet faggots

[Anonymous No.17885572]

Banking subsidiary that manages card processing, related software, and terminals.

Heads will be cut soon, and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.17885601]

>>17884947
1. goverment IT
2. seems ok so far

[Anonymous No.17885636]

Security
As long as million and billion dollar companies want deductions on their insurance bills, I'm safe

[Anonymous No.17885663]

>>17884947
i was recently RIFD and seeking new employer.. want to hire me fren? I've sent out a ton of apps but it seems coronachan has fucked every companys hiring plans.. many freezes..

[Anonymous No.17885710]

>higher ed
>mutt ADA IT officer so no one here knows what I do but I know what they do, should work well in the consolidation

[Anonymous No.17885751]

Tax advisor
Not worried yet

[Anonymous No.17885762]

>>17884947
>Coast Guard
>Just chillen bro

[Anonymous No.17885883]

1. Attorney in Private Equity Financing.
2. Fucked if the banks fail or stop lending.

[Anonymous No.17885930]

>EE
>I don't look for jobs, jobs look for me

[Anonymous No.17885998]

>Software development with very narrow enterprise domain no one wants to mess around (highly regulated government contracts)
>comfy

I decided to change job just over a month ago. I was working for big hardware/software corporation, but was not satisfied with my salary. Just 5 days after I left their stocks started to decline from the peak. Now, one month later after my departure, their stocks are down more than 65%. I literally just escaped sinking boat without knowing it.

I laugh at my project manager, who was trying to make me feel how great our corporation will become and what career I've lost.

[Anonymous No.17886048]

>>17885025
Based

[Anonymous No.17886068]

>>17884947
Dog boarding and services
Pretty gaped

[Anonymous No.17886148]

>>17885238
Neets of the world unite !

[Anonymous No.17886246]

1. IT (devops / infrastructure)
2. Unless everyone stops using the internet I'm set for life

[Anonymous No.17886253]

1.) Correctional Officer
2.) Still going in, still getting a paycheck. Prepped over a month ago, have over 3 months worth of medical/PTO ready to use if I do get sick. Overall pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.17886258]

>>17884947
I was planning to go into EnvSci with a science concentration, I was fucked from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.17886502]

>>17884947
>prison
>ready to die

[Anonymous No.17886581]

>>17886253
My dad did this his entire life and just retired. He told me that if I ever go into law enforcement, to never, ever, ever get into corrections. Too many stories of people shitting on the walls and trying to taze mother fuckers on PCP. He said he was saved a few times by inmates during some fucking riots since the smart ones knew if they hurt an officer they were going to get absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.17886706]

1. Software eng/data analytics
2. Extremely comfy. "Working" from home for past 3+ weeks, usually spending about ~2 hrs a day in short meetings, writing scripts and running queries, rest of the time has been spent playing vidya with the boys and buying a shitload more stocks/crypto while it's cheap. Also gf and I are planning a vacation deep into the mountains (~3 hr drive from my place to a very isolated mountain lake, no chance of getting corona up there). Overall, corona chan has been extremely based for me and I can only see it getting better

[Anonymous No.17886784]

Engineering PhD
Pretty comfy, reading research papers at home instead of an office and focusing on computer simulations over practical experimentation.

[Anonymous No.17886994]

1) network engineer for hospital devices company sells
2) white

[Anonymous No.17887003]

>>17886581
I mean I work in a jail system not a prison so actual riots/uprisings are virtually unheard of, even where I work which is in a huge metro area. Anyway, yea it used to be a lot more hardcore but where I’m at it’s honestly pretty comfy. Smells like shit and you deal with niggers all day, but my crew is good dudes so it makes it ok. That being said I never planned to work there my whole life and crypto will likely let me retire early so I’m grateful to just be taking it easy for now. I wouldn’t want to be on the street currently with the public sentiment towards police or if SHTF due to the virus or just a general economic collapse after all this government fuckery

[Anonymous No.17887029]

im a weed farmer. im thinking people are gonna just want to quarantine and get high all day.

[Anonymous No.17887059]

>software engineer for a big telecom
>EASY mode

You're never gonna stop using the internet

[Anonymous No.17887098]

>neet
>comfy yet concerned the virus is just hype and the job market isn't actually going to die

[Anonymous No.17887274]

>>17884947
1_Freelancing wagie
2_Burgers are going to get 2 months of my wages in free monthly neetbux inflating my wages to hell.

[Anonymous No.17887331]

Data Scientist as Insurance company.

My company is down 70%, I don't know what this means

[Anonymous No.17887380]

>Water engineer for private company
Uhh somewhat okay short term and fucked long term once projects dry up

[Anonymous No.17887384]

>>17884947
MBA finance guy with no CPA
>kneepads

[Anonymous No.17887434]

>>17885025
This
Feels good not having a job to lose

[Anonymous No.17887482]

>>17884947
1 prints/developing/repairing
2 i'll manage

[Anonymous No.17887485]

>>17886706
ur gonna get bats

[Anonymous No.17887487]

>>17887331
What do you program in

[Anonymous No.17887489]

Trucking
Overall comfy, if I don't like where I'm at I can quit before breakfast and have another job by lunch

[Anonymous No.17887496]

>>17884947
>military
>business as usual.

[Anonymous No.17887524]

>>17884947
>tourism in Spain
>deepest level of hell

[Anonymous No.17887561]

>>17884947
Porn
Nuclear

[Anonymous No.17887568]

I've made 25k in March alone selling barrels and totes.
Pic related: Sold this chad 4 yesterday

[Anonymous No.17887590]

>>17884947
Doctor
WISH I WAS DEAD

[Anonymous No.17887716]

>>17884947
1. brick & mortar retail
2. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17887746]

>>17884947

Construction
RIP

[Anonymous No.17887916]

>>17884947
>IT (field worker)
>get sent out to do the job often by people who sit at desks all day because they dont want to go themselves
>get told to sit at home with pay and will be called in if needed while the desk workers have to do their normal work from home
it actually worked out bretty good

[Anonymous No.17887956]

1.Lawyer
2.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Anonymous No.17888014]

>Molecular Biology
>Finna go to the moon

[Anonymous No.17888054]

>>17884947
AML lawyer working for the government.

Comfy, sitting on my couch with my work laptop and waiting for LINK to dip below $1

[Anonymous No.17888179]

>insurance technology
>waiting for boomer independent agencies to die

[Anonymous No.17888225]

>>17886706
Hey bucko, I just finished a coding bootcamp in December. Started looking in Janauary. Had a few leads but they fell off. How fucked am I now?

[Anonymous No.17888229]

1. Design Engineer for Manufacturing Company
2. Short term comfy, long term go back to school

[Anonymous No.17888266]

>>17887331
It means you'll lose your job in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.17888275]

>R&D in Biotech
>pretty comfy working from home

[Anonymous No.17888315]

>>17884947
1. Niche IT Consulting
2. Supremely comfy so far, but I'm afraid that if my clients make cuts I will be first on the chopping block.

[Anonymous No.17888359]

>>17884947

>Physicist at big defense contractor

breddy gud

[Anonymous No.17888383]

1. Pharmaceutical QC Analyst
2. I enjoy the peace and quiet of empty city streets

[Anonymous No.17888396]

>>17884947
Railway, London
still hold a monopoly on how people get from A to B. The virus carrying shit heads.

[Anonymous No.17888406]

>>17888225
probably fucked DESU, not a lot of places will want to train up juniors in a downturn. go get coofed on at mcds

[Anonymous No.17888449]

>Insurance underwriting
>Working from home

[Anonymous No.17888470]

>>17884947
1. Glow-in-the-dark
2. It's the most stable industry there is. More money and more power yearly.

[Anonymous No.17888475]

>>17887098
>tfw so depressed and black pilled I can't even get excited anymore

Trump could murder every congressman tomorrow and instate a nazi dictatorship and I wouldn't even care.

[Anonymous No.17888515]

>>17884947
1. Hospital
2. Never out of work

:^)

[Anonymous No.17888534]

>>17887487
Python

[Anonymous No.17888687]

>>17884947
1. IT
2. Up to my ears in work orders to set up VPS and RDP access for all my clients.
Pretty comfy desu

[Anonymous No.17888903]

>>17887485
doubt it

>>17888225
idk, honestly I'm not too sure how it is rn for inexperienced hires, I'm still getting contacted by recruiters on linkedin daily but I have 4+ yrs exp. But just some advice, idk what was covered in your bootcamp but any cloud based knowledge is in high demand (working with azure/aws) and big data (spark/hive/sql/etc.), if you know anything about these or can find some resources to learn it would probably help a lot

[Anonymous No.17888938]

>>17885025
baste

[Anonymous No.17888979]

Lawyer
Starting to get worried

[Anonymous No.17888996]

>>17885376
Same boat. Though it's only one of my jobs thankfully.

[Anonymous No.17888999]

>>17888470
Assuming this isnt a larp, how does one get into a position like that? What kind of skillset/education are they looking for and where would one even apply? I've been working for one of the big 5 for the past few years and kinda interested in doing something else

[Anonymous No.17889364]

IT @ insurance company
Worried but optimistic

[Anonymous No.17889514]

>>17885025

[Anonymous No.17889558]

>>17884947
I drive

[Anonymous No.17889578]

Financial news. Could be our greatest amount of views literally ever. Lemme tell you all this fear mongering feels slimey, but it works.

[Anonymous No.17889601]

Health Care IT
Not even remotely worried.

[Anonymous No.17889656]

>>17884947
Natural Resource Management(Forestry)
Wildfire Stuff
>Went back to school to finish Bachelors degree
>All classes are now online and I don't need to waste gas money on driving to school
Yeah, I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.17889682]

temping
already laid off

[Anonymous No.17889697]

1.pharma
2.awsome

[Eveiscerator !ms6RI6Gn.A No.17889714]

>security manager
>I wasted 400 bucks right before the crash but got a raise for having to put up with this nonsense... not very I guess

[Anonymous No.17889828]

indirect procurement
comfy wfh noone is panicking, if you are in a company and you dont want to run out of TP you dont want to fire me

[Anonymous No.17889840]

MILITARY
GOLDEN

[Anonymous No.17889843]

>>17888999
Got my foot on the door through military. When you get your background checks/security clearances done and see some stuff they like to keep you there. I've got no education.

[Anonymous No.17889863]

1. IT
2. Leeching off my boss

[Anonymous No.17889963]

>code monkey
>pic related

[Anonymous No.17890049]

>Insurance
No fucking clue, we're not even publicly traded.

[Anonymous No.17890288]

>>17884947
>Army
>locked down on shitty post overseas
>command stresses social distancing and sanitary measures but we still come into work in our cramped offices every morning
>everything we're doing rn could be done remotely
>6.2 years left in my contract
FUCK

[Anonymous No.17890405]

>>17885930
>>EE
Who?

[Anonymous No.17890565]

1) IT
2) fine for now

What will people from hurted/closed sectors(restaurants, fast-food, tourism, gyms, etc.) do now? Coronashit will be at least for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.17890585]

>>17889963
based
living the dream right now

[Anonymous No.17890796]

>>17885336
Just IT in general

[Anonymous No.17891115]

ZOG TROOPER
FULL RETARDATION. LEAVES CANCELLED PASSES DENIED.

[Anonymous No.17891291]

>>17885025
ring ring...

[Anonymous No.17891349]

>>17884947
1. Medical device manufacturing
2. Good, but also having to work through the quarantine

[Anonymous No.17891379]

>>17887716
Question, have you heard of the company Faire?

[Anonymous No.17891389]

>>17885930
EE student here, how fucked are my job prospects in 2 years?

[Anonymous No.17891461]

>>17884947
1. freight logistics who were reliant on air freight
2. CHINKED.COM

[Anonymous No.17891520]

>NEET/ shitcoin trader
>Status: Comfy, I have a years worth of supplies and live next to a fresh food market

[Anonymous No.17891583]

>>17884947
>government
>got a month of paid sick leave banked

[Anonymous No.17892342]

>asset management
>working from home, shitload of work to do and a lot of technical issues since the my company was not prepared for something like this at all

could be worse, but its gonna be a long year

[Anonymous No.17892397]

>Data Analytics At a Brand Name consumer goods company that also manufactures most of the products
>probably fucked. Company was already on a downturn the last two years. New product released at the beginning of the year was a fucking disaster. I will probably get laid off

[Anonymous No.17892444]

>>17887524

[Anonymous No.17892469]

>auto industry
> implying anyone IN THE WORLD is buying a fucking car right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17892483]

>>17884947
>Sports media via social channels
I'm actually doing great, with everyone locked in their houses our audience interaction is through the roof

[Anonymous No.17892502]

government code monkey, think im safe lol

[Anonymous No.17892511]

>>17884947
uber eats/just eat driver
fucking BOOMING. we're making more money than ever cause no one wants to eat out. the restaurants are dead but deliveries are ATH. I hope the corona meme lasts a long time.

[Anonymous No.17892588]

>1.) investment banking
>2.) comfy. business has only picked up since the crash.

[Anonymous No.17892636]

>>17885025
1. Medicine
2. Bleached

[cunt No.17892652]

>>17884947
Oil
Burning in Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2v7kTVPIE

>inb4 Wolff
listen to the info not his opinion retard

[Anonymous No.17892733]

>>17885533
same, but construction sites are shutting down because the persons capacity in an area.

We will feel the lag soon anon.

I already turned on my recruiter mode for my linked in.

[Anonymous No.17892752]

>>17887524
Imagine getting it early, being immune and enjoying MASSIVE discounts and having tourist locations to yourself

[Anonymous No.17892756]

1. Construction
2. Probably dead in 2 months

[Anonymous No.17892775]

>Finance in local government
Not really fucked at all because I am the department head and basically deputy CFO, but we are looking at layoffs if a recession hits.

Our city was already in deep shit. It was hit very hard by the 08 crisis. We had to reduce staff by 23%. We just this past year got within close distance of our 2008 tax levy (when adjusting for inflation, nominally we are ahead).

However, our pension was already one of the worst funded in the state and it's getting destroyed. It's going to be very tough years if we don't bounce back and I'm the one in charge of layoffs.

If it gets that bad I might offer a salary cut. I've been making six figures since 29 and laying off people with 30 years of service just as their pension disapears is brutal.

[Anonymous No.17892786]

>>17884947
Chemistry fag
Maximum comfy right now

[Anonymous No.17892881]

>>17885336
externals won't be hired for a while. best advice i can give you is to study topics which are technology agnostic (bettdr learn about distributed systems in general than corba, rmi or whatever the state of the art solution is).
make cold calls. tell people you know it's probably bad but times will be better and you'd like to work together with them when everything is going to go a normal way. i'm drunk. hehe.

[Anonymous No.17892979]

>>17885093
>>17885085
>>17885050
>>17885025
I start manufacturing wagecuck job on Monday making railroad sleepers after months of neetdom

[Anonymous No.17892982]

>>17892775
Then again, our police union has gotten such a boost from the state in negotiations that the median officer now makes over $100,000 and are basically impossible to fire even if they fuck up over and over. And our teachers are refusing to do remote lesson plans because "it's not in the contract, pay me more," so fuck it.

I just wish we could choose who to layoff, then it might actually be a net benefit to taxpayers, but the unions bargained for seniority, so all the Boomers keep maximum benefits and all layoffs and pay/benefit cuts will hit young workers.

[Anonymous No.17893022]

>>17892342
ampf?

[Anonymous No.17893119]

>>17892982
>unions bargained for seniority, so all the Boomers keep maximum benefits and all layoffs and pay/benefit cuts will hit young workers.
sounds like business as usual. fuck millenials/zoomers AMIRITE?

[Anonymous No.17893977]

1. Gas Industry
2. Still booming. Everyone at office still working 40

[Anonymous No.17894044]

>1.Pharmacy nursing home delivery
>2. Not blacked at all, recession proof
>3. Cheap gas, plus 1000 neetbux
>4 Shorting stock market at the same time

I'm making out like a bandit which is crazy, because life hasn't been too kind.

[Anonymous No.17894525]

>>17884947
Big 4, doing work for Banks.
Probably fine, unless the entire financial system collapses.

[Anonymous No.17894548]

Cop
I'll keep my job but probably catch corona. All cops in my department are also EMTs so we deal with a ton of medical calls. Wouldn't bother me except that I live with my senior citizen parents.

[Anonymous No.17894598]

>>17893977
Where? Oil and gas is fucked in Canada

[Anonymous No.17894652]

>>17885883
I'm an analyst in a PE group and our expectation is no deals through 2020, my condolences

[Anonymous No.17894708]

1)pizza delivery
2)business as usual

[Anonymous No.17894746]

1. dishwashing
2. pretty comfy honestly. nobody is going out so we only get rushed in the morning and evening. i spend most of the day listening to music and not talking to coworkers. deffo out of the job soon tho

[Anonymous No.17894776]

Accounting
Recession proof

[Anonymous No.17894870]

>>17884947
>Medical(Front line staff for Covid)
>getting forced to work with next to no PPE and for shit pay

[Anonymous No.17894907]

>>17894776
CPA
Work never stops

[Anonymous No.17894939]

>>17884947
oil and gas
im fine but the industry in the usa is fucked. need trump to help us out

[Anonymous No.17895497]

>>17887746
Seriously? I draw construction documents and I'm busy as shit. Signed two new jobs just yesterday. I expected everything to slow down and I could take a little time off but it's the total opposite. I'll take it though. Keep stacking them linkies

[Anonymous No.17896506]

1. Agricultural seed production facility.

2. Literally critical to country infrastructure = comfy AF.

[Anonymous No.17896602]

1. Mail Distribution
2. Probably fine if we don't get forced to shelter in place. Boss said he can't make a good enough argument to make us essential if we get told to go into an Italy level lockdown.

Otherwise our clientbase has shifted to filling your mailbox with Coronavirus related shit so business will be steady

[Anonymous No.17896727]

>>17884984
this basically

[Anonymous No.17896733]

>>17885011

[Anonymous No.17896757]

>>17884947
Film industry
It's literally booming.

[Anonymous No.17896789]

IT for the Public Security/Goveernment
Seems practically impossible for me to lose my job.

[Anonymous No.17896990]

1. music
2. can't tour or play local shows. fucked.

[Anonymous No.17897000]

>>17884947
1. gubmit
2. I could get corona and self isolate for 3 weeks and I'd still get paid

[Anonymous No.17897005]

>>17884947
1. Theatre/Event scenic carpenter
2. "No gatherings over 10" Pretty blacked

[Anonymous No.17897039]

>>17890288
>6.2 years left in my contract
heh... officer?

[Anonymous No.17897074]

>>17884947
I work in a microbiology lab
I am literally at ground zero for all of this bullshit and it sucks. All of my friends have a free two week paid vacation and I'm literally so swamped with testing they have us working 12 hour days.

[Anonymous No.17897093]

>>17897074
are we going to survive
how bad is it really

[Anonymous No.17897095]

>>17884947
Coffin Maker
Fucking booming

[Anonymous No.17897125]

>>17884947
1. Adult video
2. Terrible. Noone is cooming.

[Anonymous No.17897158]

>>17897093
We are 100% expecting to run out of beds before this thing is over and we are in high alert. Our upper management is having HOURLY meetings debriefing each other about what the fuck is going on and how we plan on dealing with this.

Every single biotech company in contact with us are all rapidly bringing out detection for their machines so we can detect stuff earlier. Right now 98% of all cases we get come back negative and we just send them home.

[Anonymous No.17897258]

Digital marketing
Manufacturing/furniture - it will be a slow but steady pounding in the ass

[Anonymous No.17897301]

1. NEET
2. This shit happened right as I started looking for a job lmao

[Anonymous No.17897433]

>>17884947
>reception at a hotel
Fucking gone

[Anonymous No.17897455]

>>17897158
so what you're saying is... time to invest in biotech

[Anonymous No.17897474]

>>17884947
1. Live Sports Broadcasting (but audio engineering specifically, in Las Vegas)
2.hahahahahahHAHAHahAHahah IM FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17897608]

>>17884947
car parts
ghost town except the regular rednecks with broken chevys

[Anonymous No.17897684]

>>17884947
>casting/machinery-building
>already suffering before corona - now dead

[Anonymous No.17897746]

>Medical device manufacturing
>Would be fine but we are literally running out of material to make some of our medical devices with. We haven't gotten a steady shipment of raw material from china in weeks. A shutdown is most likely in the future.

[Anonymous No.17897765]

English teacher in Japan
I might stay here until they kick me out of the country in four years. This is now one of the comfiest jobs on the planet. Bought a gaming pc and a stack of books. I'm as ready for the apocalypse as I'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.17897782]

>>17884947
>brewing
>bar is closed but distribution is doing great

[Anonymous No.17897792]

>>17884947
Insurance
Comfy af

[Anonymous No.17897817]

80 hr a week pizza anon here; you've probably seen my posts and didn't care enough to acknowledge them

still slaving for 80 hours
still thriving

[Anonymous No.17897823]

>>17884947
1. civil engineering consulting
2. Probably have enough work to last a handful of months. After that, if there is a major recession, im fucked like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.17897827]

truck driver
who knows I dont think corona chan much effect but since recession has started I will definetly be laid off

[Anonymous No.17897839]

>>17897817

I acknowledged your posts. I love you.

[Anonymous No.17897841]

>electronics
>idk but my company just cut pay by 10% for engineers due to supply chain issues

[Anonymous No.17897853]

1. Healthcare aka work in a hospital
2. Business is fucking booming. There's not a chance in hell I lose my job

[Anonymous No.17897897]

>>17897839
I love you too

[Anonymous No.17897946]

1 cooomer
2 im goimna cooom

[Anonymous No.17897958]

im the hands on tech at a datacenter.

im golden.

[Anonymous No.17898055]

Already lost my entry level IT job. No degree, no certs, just 2 years experience.

Pretty sure I'm absolutely fucked. There were consistently 4 or so new IT listings a day in my city until 5 days ago, then they just stopped dead. Gonna cram the shit out of AWS for the next month in the hopes that can land me something before my savings run out, otherwise might genuinely have to do some data entry shit.

[Anonymous No.17898078]

>>17884947
Amazon wagecuck.
Just got a 2$ raise because we have so much demand.

[Anonymous No.17898145]

1. wage
2. wage

when the fuck is any form of waging comfy?

[Anonymous No.17898169]

Engineering Technician hired onto do automation projects at a plastics plant for a fifth of what a real engineer costs since I'm 19yo but smart enough to do the work.

Probably fucked, idk yet.

[Anonymous No.17898208]

>>17894776
>>17894907
brethren

i work in NYC and volunteered to be the go to man in the office...midtown is dead quiet

[Anonymous No.17898294]

>>17885025
How can someone be so based?

[Anonymous No.17898378]

>>17898208
Lockdown soon

[Anonymous No.17898410]

>>17884947
retail pharmacy
Virtually recession proof. I started at $108k in 2015 and made $160k in 2019.

[Anonymous No.17898468]

>>17898145
1. recession kicks in
2. you have no savings

what will you do when the government stops your gibs?

[Anonymous No.17898484]

>>17894870
thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.17898544]

>>17897817
I like a good za

[Anonymous No.17898581]

>>17898468
im not a neet. are you? do you really like waging? something you aspire for? fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17898904]

>>17897817
Tells us how to make it in the pizza industry. What are your secrets?

[Anonymous No.17898930]

>>17884947
1.Non-profit healthcare
2. 80% of income from government, probably fine

[Anonymous No.17899019]

IT security consultant
GRC and pentest work might dry up short term but a tonne of bored hackers stuck at home means i'm about to get a whole bunch of DFIR work.

[Anonymous No.17899098]

>>17884947

1. Work for major tech company
2. idk tbqh

[Anonymous No.17899336]

I have ccna someone gib remote networking job plox

[Anonymous No.17899372]

>>17887916
im like half you.
which is unfortunate because they'll put me on desk work if they cant send me out onsite.
at least the work will be solid, been crazy these past few weeks with everyone needing shit done for work from home setups etc.

[Anonymous No.17899408]

>>17884947
>Canadian oil
>Every day we stray further from God

[Anonymous No.17899411]

>>17884947
Self employed.
Self explanatory.

[Anonymous No.17899468]

Tachyon's protocol support many industries with it's protocol stack and SDK to build a secure protocol Tachyon Ecosystem

[Anonymous No.17899764]

>neet
>pic rel

[Anonymous No.17899781]

>>17885601
Same, literally nothing changed for me except I have more dry food in the pantry.

[Anonymous No.17899902]

Field technician for an internet provider
Workload remains the same (garanteed 40h a week) but it's a very high risk job to catch it since you basically visit 2 to 5 different households a day. I hope I catch all strains of Corona virus and become immune and don't have to worry about it anymore

[Anonymous No.17899917]

>>17885025
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.17900371]

>>17897823
HVAC consulting, same for me.

[Anonymous No.17900403]

>>17884947
1.IT/programming student
2.proves that I can work from home when I get hired

[Anonymous No.17900782]

>>17884947
> Government
> No worries

[Anonymous No.17900813]

>>17884947
1. Logistics management
2. It depends. My staff under me, oh so many darkies. Management level, literally not 1 non-white, and a total of 3 females among about 15 managers. The worst, or funniest part is, having to constantly say
> Diversity is our strength!
I am 100% sure the CEO is based as fuck and pushes this shit ironically while hiring exclusively white management. As a hint, he is accused of hosting a Trump child rape in his home, and Epstein had very close connections.

[Anonymous No.17901547]

1. School
2. Comfy.

[Anonymous No.17901593]

1. Engineering in high-tech
2. Pretty safe as long as I continue my current project, everyone's 'working' from home and it's pretty clear how much money is wasted on overhead. I'm honestly thinking about leaving myself, but I understand this is not the best time. I can live 3+ years on my savings tho

[Anonymous No.17901596]

>>17884947
>software development
>pristine

[Anonymous No.17901613]

>>17885751
>still paying taxes to a defunct government
hahahaha..

[Anonymous No.17901626]

>>17885883
VC and angel funds still have a ton of capital to deploy. switch to that.

[Anonymous No.17901630]

>>17884947
1. gold mining
2. sitting pretty

[Anonymous No.17901645]

>>17886502
is this tupac?

[Anonymous No.17901665]

>>17887956
first to go.

[Anonymous No.17901676]

>>17888054
your company is going out of business>>17888225

[Anonymous No.17901678]

Selling shit on eBay

Business is fine, might not if we go into a real recession... Working on unloading like 30k of inventory

[Anonymous No.17901685]

>>17888225
you're fucked. if you just learned to code until u find a mentor and do some real work you are useless.

[Anonymous No.17901716]

>>17892982
you're fucked. cops are legacy

[Anonymous No.17901729]

data analyst in a partly government run statistical bureau, honestly have no idea, im not permanent but they will want stats to see how the economy is going, and also will be reluctant to cut funding since they will want to keep as many people employed as possible to stop the local economy from crashing.

[Anonymous No.17901732]

>>17897000
commie fuck

[Anonymous No.17901755]

1. furry commissions
2. recession proof

[Anonymous No.17901768]

>>17898055
get really good at kubernetes/EKS etc. and you might find a job

[Anonymous No.17901794]

1. Just started an internship as a financial advisor, mainly dealing with insurance
2. I rely on visiting people in their homes to perform insurance reviews, I used all my savings to get started. I'm fucked beyond belief, though as a whole I think my other insurancetards will be absolutely spanking it

[Anonymous No.17901931]

1. Government Actuary
2. Super comfy WFH is a godsend (though productivity is way down). Basically code a few hours and then call it a day

[Anonymous No.17901947]

>>17894776
>>17894907
Do you like your job? Is it boring?

[Anonymous No.17901954]

>>17884947
vidya
going all the way to the moon

[Anonymous No.17902105]

>High-end board manufacturing
>missionary position

Were laying off before corona, idk, company share price is booming and we sell to recession proof sectors with long contracts.

[Anonymous No.17902567]

>>17885025
He based