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[Anonymous No.17884896]

but can the fed pump fluid out of yo lungs edition

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[Anonymous No.17884906]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17884920]

when is the pump gonna end im losing money lol

[Anonymous No.17884922]

I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.17884927]

>could have sold my 3/27 MSFT puts this morning for 1K profit

WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID I CAN JUST BUY IN AGAIN WITH MY PROFITS I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING HOLD ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.17884928]

I tried to buy PTON puts. I really did. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.17884930]

Why is the FTSE going UP? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17884932]

I didn't take any money out of my ETF's and I'm still consistently investing to them and my 30 year return will still be better than all you faggots who spend all day trying to gamble the system. When I see my negative returns I just laugh because I know you cryptofags and wannabe stock market losers will end up below my zero effort investments.

[Anonymous No.17884934]

I'm financially rooned

[Anonymous No.17884936]

>>17884896
I want you to fill my lungs with your fluid bb

[Anonymous No.17884939]

>>17884896
Bull Trap

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17884944]

keep crashing

[Anonymous No.17884945]

>>17884934
jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.17884948]

>>17884896
Bought SQQQ at the exact bottom and sold at the exact top
it's too easy bros

[Anonymous No.17884949]

Yang gang

[Anonymous No.17884956]

>>17884934
Don't worry so is everyone else

[Anonymous No.17884957]

WHAT'S EVERYONE GONNA DO WITH THEIR TRUMPBUXX?

[Anonymous No.17884962]

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I SOLD MY PUTS
80 FUCKING PERCENT LOSS IDGAF

[Anonymous No.17884964]

>>17884920
Hold tight, bearfren. It's our turn now.

[Anonymous No.17884967]

>>17884920
lmao

[Anonymous No.17884973]

>bought $24 SQQQ today
>crash tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17884975]

>>17884934
This pasta now?

[Anonymous No.17884979]

Where is the laid off Anon
I want him to tell me he isn't a simp and won't go back to that lady or submit a resignation
I NEED YOUR WORD THAT YOU WON'T DO IT, ANON!

[Anonymous No.17884980]

in a gripping deathmatch against the burger clown

[Anonymous No.17884982]

>>17884934
Very impressive, were you selling puts?

[Anonymous No.17884983]

>>17884934
suck it bullfag

[Anonymous No.17884989]

>>17884920
>when is the pump gonna end im losing money lol
Even the bears told you there would be pumps either today or tomorrow. If you believe in the crash you take the pump as an opportunity to double down.

[Anonymous No.17884994]

>>17884934
What was your best hodl?

[Anonymous No.17884997]

>>17884939
This has to be the meme of the year, or maybe the decade. Such elegance in conveying the information has never manifested itself.

[The FED No.17884998]

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[Anonymous No.17884999]

BA is never coming down is it

[Anonymous No.17885003]

>>17884932
>30 years
nice you'll get to enjoy your money when you're a wrinkly old fuck

[Anonymous No.17885007]

>>17884957
Buy more puts

[Anonymous No.17885008]

>>17884934
what..what did you do?

[Anonymous No.17885016]

>>17884973
lol i shouldve sold at 28 w/e gonna hold till break even 1 hour before close

[Anonymous No.17885017]

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[Anonymous No.17885021]

>>17884934

Thanks for your donations.

[Anonymous No.17885022]

Please tell me we're going to crash again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17885026]

Whew, I'm glad all that dropping into the shitter is over with. It's green and nothing but green from here on out!

[Anonymous No.17885027]

>>17884997
PAMP EET

[Anonymous No.17885032]

>>17884934
You made me feel better about my modest losses. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.17885036]

How many trillions did they spend since march 2nd?

[Anonymous No.17885039]

>>17884973
I will wait until EOD when this fake and gay pump brings the Dow to 21300. Then I buy UDOW again for tomorrows reckoning.

[Anonymous No.17885041]

Trump has a hardcore base who are wise to the deep state tricks. You have no clue how much support Trump has. He will never lose because he has never lost once in his life. He is a pure winner WWG1WGA

[Anonymous No.17885044]

330 bears take over
We're going deep in the cave

[Anonymous No.17885045]

>It's pumping again

NO JEROME STOP

[Anonymous No.17885047]

Just bought $31 SQQQ calls exp 3/20 for $2.15, hoping this shit flys in the next couple of days

[Anonymous No.17885048]

Why didn't I sell my puts at the bottom. Fuck this gay market I can't ever win

[The FED No.17885055]

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[Anonymous No.17885058]

>>17885022
Seems likely.

[Anonymous No.17885068]

>>17884999
It's a defense stock. Gubmint ain't letting that shit go under

[Anonymous No.17885069]

Will corporate debt become problematic soon?

[Anonymous No.17885073]

>>17885039
>UDOW
I meant SDOW

[Anonymous No.17885074]

>>17885003
The plan is to retire when I can live off a 5% return. I only need 30k a year, so 600k isn't too far off. Have fun spending investing into your lifestyle with negative returns for fleeting hollow happiness.

[Anonymous No.17885077]

>retards actually expecting red after the 2nd biggest percentage drop in dow

[Anonymous No.17885079]

yall buy that giant BA dip this morning

[Anonymous No.17885087]

NOOOOO JNUG BROS WE GOT TOO GREEDY

[Anonymous No.17885090]

>>17884997
Meme of the year is going to be comparison pictures of Trumptards throwing a tantrum when he loses in November and liberals who threw a tantrum when he won before

[Anonymous No.17885096]

>>17885016
>selling SQQQ before New York is under mandatory quarantine
???

[Anonymous No.17885106]

>>17884932
Sometimes you feel it's blindingly obvious which way the market will move the next day. No harm in setting aside a bit of money to buy a few options to hedge and test out how good you are at timing the market

[Anonymous No.17885109]

>>17885077
>Having any expectations in this market

[Anonymous No.17885110]

Keep pumping Jerome, almost ready to load up again

[Anonymous No.17885125]

People lose money trading stocks because they don't use machine learning models.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885126]

WTF WHY IS IT GOING UP!!!! I RELOADED MY PUTS DURING THE PRESS CONFERENCE AND I'M LOSING MONEY!!!!

[Anonymous No.17885131]

>>17885069
Did you notice airlines collapsing?

[Anonymous No.17885132]

I tire of your games Jerome.

[Anonymous No.17885142]

>>17885077
>expecting red after the 2nd biggest percentage drop in dow
Clever bear analysis. Always count on a rebound. Rebound could even continue tomorrow. One more day at best.
But the crash is coming. Hold out.

[Anonymous No.17885145]

>stonks go up despite people are going to be unable to do anything or go anywhere for at least several months

[Anonymous No.17885144]

>>17885125
>Expecting your models to perform well in an out of distribution market

[Anonymous No.17885153]

FTSE is UP - WHY??

[Anonymous No.17885154]

VIX has peaked. Buy 3x Bull ETFs and cash out in 2 months.

[Anonymous No.17885156]

>>17885069
They are printing so much money that at thots point they are probably going to bail out both High Yield and Investment grade debt too. I don't see this situation leading to anything other than hyperinflation. Better go buy a wheelbarrow while you can

[Anonymous No.17885158]

>>17885126
Do you literally do the wrong thing every single day? Lmao

[Anonymous No.17885162]

>>17885110
how is your timing so good? whenever i go short stonks go up. fucking shit

[Anonymous No.17885163]

>>17885017
Gonna need IFR clearance on this one. It's cloudy up there.

[Anonymous No.17885165]

>HE DIDNT BUY THE ACTUAL DIP

[Anonymous No.17885167]

WHY DOES IT KEEP ON GOING UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17885168]

>>17885131
But will there be contagion? Say airlines default on their payments will that in turn cause others to default on their payments and before you know it the insurance company insuring all these goes under and here comes the government have to bail all of them out again

[Anonymous No.17885169]

>>17885125
TA is a meme even when robots do it
that being said I'm still working on a ML model, tried one with an ADANET looking at a linear combination of trendlines
it was trash, gonna try something else

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17885176]

Ireland is closing bars for St. Patrick's day, so if you aren't all in on puts, you might be retarded.

[Anonymous No.17885178]

>>17885090
>drumpf will lose
Okay groomer

[Anonymous No.17885179]

>>17885126
Don't worry Baggy, in this type of trading environment literally everybody is losing money

[Anonymous No.17885186]

G U H
U
H

[Anonymous No.17885191]

>>17885126
>bagholder
>lodaded up on puts

Wtf

[Anonymous No.17885199]

>>17885079
No.

[Anonymous No.17885202]

>>17885106
>there's no harm losing money if it's only a little

[Anonymous No.17885209]

>>17885169
For what it's worth I believe ARIMA type models are currently the top performers for predicting financial instruments

[Anonymous No.17885214]

>>17885167

[Anonymous No.17885221]

I like you guys. You make me laugh. Friend from the Pentagon let me know that they’ve been instructed to prepare for a two week nation wide quarantine. No clue when it will start.

[Anonymous No.17885222]

>>17885041
I like Trump, but you sound like a fucking jackass, please shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17885223]

ey yo it go up

[Anonymous No.17885237]

>>17885178
>worst market crash in history
>millions dead
Trump is going to suffer the worst defeat ever

[Anonymous No.17885240]

Who's ready for SPY shitting the bed tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17885241]

>>17885036
You have no idea how repo market operations work.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885247]

>>17885191
Yeah everything is completely fucked. There's no bars, there's no nothing. The drive-through testing isn't going to do shit but give us more confirmed cases, the people who test negative are just going to go out with their false sense of confidence and get sick anyway. We're totally fucked, and there is absolutely no reason for the market to be going up right now. This is a bear market, you short every pop.

[Anonymous No.17885250]

>>17884934
you had an opportunity to get x10.....

[Anonymous No.17885255]

>>17885126
>>17885145
>>17885153
>>17885179

ATTENTIO BEAR BROS

https://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1239912564978524164

I mined every senators twitter and found it. They have the bill now and everyone knows it. No senator is suicidal enough to delay.

Even if you think it is mostly priced in, it will be flat today in your best case. Take profits or feel pain.

[Anonymous No.17885256]

>>17885222
Go dilate, concern troll

[Anonymous No.17885259]

>>17885163
uuhhhhhh, im sorry, thats gonna have to be a negative from here, to zero lime kilo froxtrot. We are doing a low fly over. This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.

[Anonymous No.17885261]

>>17885142
My gut says any recovery after a drop like that will be comprised of very skittish buyers. Anyone confident enough to hold never sold in the first place. Some retired boomers will be buying tech stocks "for cheap" but not enough to recover and climb. Shipping problems haven't even hit, the hospitals will get slammed at some point this year no matter what. Layoffs have only just started. Earnings reports next month. Pension funds are done for. So many problems coming to a head that could only be solved by a miraculous rise above ATH which is not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.17885264]

>>17885241
Most people have no idea how anything works. A bunch of monkeys living in the carcass their parents left them.

[Anonymous No.17885268]

im out of day trades for this week, what should i look at for swinging?

[Anonymous No.17885270]

>>17885241
>He thinks they pay the loans back

[Anonymous No.17885271]

>>17885169

I'm a Data Scientist working from home, link me the dataset and I can give you some help

[Anonymous No.17885272]

>>17885223
fuck off bulltard

[Anonymous No.17885286]

>>17885221
Instructed to prepare plans no equal actually doing it. I would be very surprised if they didn't have that contingency ready to go at this point.

[Anonymous No.17885290]

>>17885221
>they’ve been instructed to prepare for a two week nation wide quarantine
Pretty much every town where I'm at is already in a quarantine. All restaurants take out until at least April 1st, and everyone is in agreement that the time will be extended.

[Anonymous No.17885293]

>>17885272
get out while you can

senate reconvenes in 15, they have the bill

[Anonymous No.17885299]

>>17885202
It's worth if you're buying options to hedge

[Anonymous No.17885300]

>>17885255

[Anonymous No.17885306]

How long do you think they're going to pump it for?

[Anonymous No.17885308]

>>17885255
Family first sounds like communism to me

[Anonymous No.17885313]

>>17885268
A tree.

[Anonymous No.17885314]

>>17885268
look at my balls swinging in your face

[Anonymous No.17885315]

>/Dow up 700
Media BTFO. Looks like the fake news bullshit is failing

[Anonymous No.17885326]

McDonalds has been gotten

[Anonymous No.17885327]

>>17885221
>hey guys i have inside information that every paranoid boomer with a facebook account and cell phone in the country also thinks is their inside information

[Anonymous No.17885337]

>>17885300
I like Dairy Queen burgers and chicken

[Anonymous No.17885338]

>>17885255
>“exempt small businesses with fewer than 50 employees from the requirements of [the EFMLEA] when the imposition of such requirements would jeopardize the viability of the business as a going concern.”

>This means that it’s likely that many American workers who desperately need paid leave, such as service workers at restaurants that are subject to franchise agreements, may not receive EFMLEA paid leave benefits.

[Anonymous No.17885340]

>>17885255
>FED poomps trillions
>does nothing
>no bro this next one is gonna do it

[Anonymous No.17885341]

>>17885168
There's already talk about a bail out so yes.

[Anonymous No.17885342]

Should I even bother still donating blood today?

[Anonymous No.17885347]

>>17885237
Joe Biden has already promised to cure cancer and diabetes, i'm sure theres room for coronavirus as well

[Anonymous No.17885349]

>>17885162
iron hands and never doing something you're not at least 90% confident on.
I was fairly sure we'd see at least a low of 24 and at least a high of 28.
so I set my buys and sells there
>>17885209
Not familiar, seems simple enough though, I'll give it a go. Though in this market anything goes so might not be the best time for it.
>>17885271
appreciate it, but I'd prefer to figure this out myself. I'm not a data scientist, but a signal processing engineer, and I'm trying to familiarize myself with AI and complex systems methods.

[Anonymous No.17885353]

>>17885326
RIP

[Anonymous No.17885363]

>>17885326
thanks yo

[Anonymous No.17885371]

>>17885326
I'm sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.17885373]

>>17885209

The best model is a blended model of ARIMA with various Machine Learning models

[Anonymous No.17885380]

>>17885326
tfw you will never be able to eat McDonalds with Marianne and have hot kinky sex afterwards.

[Anonymous No.17885386]

>>17885259
Approved on touch and goes if you want. Whole place is ghost town anyway.

[Anonymous No.17885390]

>>17885341
Talk is cheap. I want to see a bill approved

[Anonymous No.17885392]

>>17885326
enjoy your lungs leaking out of nose

[Anonymous No.17885394]

>>17884934
He just withdrew his money top kek

[Anonymous No.17885400]

>INO got like 10 different lawlsuits filed against them for the 3 hour vaccine statement

[Anonymous No.17885402]

>>17885340
the criticism of the pump and rate cuts were that they didn't affect the underlying issue

this is what the market asked for

this does. worshiping lines without understanding the hand that draws them is a recipe for loosing everything.

[Anonymous No.17885414]

>>17885326
Hey Marianne, wanna go eat some McDonalds?

[The FED No.17885428]

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[Anonymous No.17885431]

Is this the bottom?
Is it finally safe to buy?

[Anonymous No.17885434]

Will SQQQ go back up today?

[Anonymous No.17885441]

>>17885400
>MRNA literally the only one in phase 1 with a candidate vaccine
>it dumps
Clown markets.

[Anonymous No.17885442]

>>17885431
Everything is up right now.

[Anonymous No.17885446]

open your asses democrats, you're going all in on biden
>https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1239716395006427137

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17885447]

oh shit dump starting guys

[Anonymous No.17885451]

>>17885431

[Anonymous No.17885463]

kek lmao @ these faggots larps

[Anonymous No.17885464]

>>17885434
No.

[Anonymous No.17885465]

>sqqq jumps half a buck in 1 minute
>retards sell it immediately to cash out
fucking hell

[Anonymous No.17885467]

>>17885447
me wish @_@
too many buyers who arent fed atm

[Anonymous No.17885468]

Silence you! It's going to be green as far as the eye can see! It's St. Patrick's Day!

[Anonymous No.17885470]

>>17885434
it fucking better do or im done with this clown shit

[Anonymous No.17885472]

Until there is a vaccine, this is not the bottom.
Simple as that

[Anonymous No.17885476]

>>17885431
The outbreak has barely even begun. If the stock market is crashing over a mere panic, imagine what they will do once people start dying like in China and Italy

[Anonymous No.17885481]

Lost $40,000, could’ve been worse

[Anonymous No.17885484]

>>17885431
>Is this the bottom?
one of them
>Is it finally safe to buy?
that depends on when you will sell

[Anonymous No.17885488]

I'm not getting out until we close below last week's low. I bought SPXS at the bottom and it has been in the red since last Thursday. I don't want it decreasing my gains.

[Anonymous No.17885497]

>>17885463
>15 degrees of separation
>SPY 100 puts
L O L

[Anonymous No.17885499]

>>17885241

>he thinks it's actual an "agreement"

[Anonymous No.17885503]

>>17885463
ive gotten three texts from boomer relatives asking me to verify these rumors theyre getting from FRIENDS IN THE KNOW

[Anonymous No.17885511]

>if we just pretend it’s all okay then there totally isn’t a pandemic in China
>ever believing communist news during a crisis
>thinking that Italy has a worse health care system than china

Why are boomers so fucking stupid? I hope they all die from this chink virus

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885512]

GOD DAMN IT STOP CRABBING AND FUCKING CRASH!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17885513]

>>17885472
Vaccine will take years.
Preventative measures will only push the cataclysmic spread back until Winter.
That is their goal. Fake recovery over the summer, mass death and supply chain collapse in the winter

[Anonymous No.17885528]

>>17885488
just bought 100 16$ spxs puts 3/20 at .15

May the best anon win

[Anonymous No.17885531]

>>17885497
>he works high up at the white house
is this the zoomer version of my dad works for nitnendo?

[Anonymous No.17885537]

Lads do I buy AMD today or tomorrow or when? Want to hold on to it for a month or two

[Anonymous No.17885548]

https://youtu.be/Xo7hqvKJaos

[Anonymous No.17885550]

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

[Anonymous No.17885556]

>>17885463
kek that was me

[Anonymous No.17885557]

Buy .. greedy moron .. buy!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885558]

>>17885531
He's right though. Everything is totally fucked.

[Anonymous No.17885563]

>people are buying

[Anonymous No.17885567]

>>17885537
AMD will not go above 44.18 because I'm fucking HODling it. Wait for it to dip below 40.5 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17885574]

>>17885531
barron just needs to start twitch streaming already so we can invest based on his off hand comments

[Anonymous No.17885577]

what is this spike

do I buy puts now

[Anonymous No.17885578]

>>17885511
This virus bullshit is fake news spun up by (((them))) and the deep state to stop pro white Trump

[Anonymous No.17885581]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885588]

>>17885550
Wall JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

[Anonymous No.17885590]

>>17885563
T minus 8 minutes till senate re-opens

they have the bill

GG bearfags

[Anonymous No.17885594]

>>17885090
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17885595]

>>17885567
Shut keeps crabbing around that level

[Anonymous No.17885597]

Someone fucking tell me is 3USS LN is a good buy for brit open tomorrow. I anticipate green ending today then absolute crash overnight.

[Anonymous No.17885613]

>missed the bottom
Just fuck my life, senpai

[Anonymous No.17885615]

>>17885145
We’re going to be able to buy stocks fag

>>17885326
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TRUMP COULDNT SAVE ME

[Anonymous No.17885617]

This is it, the final and biggest bull trap. -20% EOW, -50% EOM

[Anonymous No.17885620]

>>17885567
>>17885537

I bough and sold today when it was 40.0 just to test the app, should have held on damn it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885621]

>>17885590
The only reason its green is because today is St. Patrick's day. We're going to gap down tonight and just continue the sell off all week.

[Anonymous No.17885622]

>>17885537
Now’s the perfect time. It really only falls $3 from where it is now on huge red days. AMD is a fucking champ.

[Anonymous No.17885623]

>>17885590
link pls

[Anonymous No.17885626]

>>17884932
would impregnate / 10

[Anonymous No.17885631]

>>17885484
I mean I don't want to lose 30% after buying

[Anonymous No.17885634]

>>17885434
well it keeps going up and down. Crabbing. Don't expect any big pump or dump

[Anonymous No.17885643]

SO COMMERCIAL PAPER IS CORPORATE DEBT OR WHAT?!??

ARE THEY REALLY JUST BUYING CORPORATE BONDS??!!!???

>>17885286
*at all times

[Anonymous No.17885644]

>>17885431
>Quarantines ramping up. Lock downs increasing. Infections and deaths to increase in the coming weeks. Specifically talking about the US.
>No CV vaccine. Likely not going to be viable for a long time, if we speak realistically and not on hype. Even if it gets released, it takes time for your body to develop antibodies based on the vaccine.
>Continual news briefs regarding the economic impact of prolonged CV infection. Unable to truly price it in without seeing the earnings.
>No tourism. No entertainment. No hospitality. Stores shutting. Restaurants going take-out/drive-in only.
Anon, I'm optimistic, but this situation has a lot more life in it yet. We're nowhere near out of the woods, conservatively speaking.

[Anonymous No.17885647]

>>17885590
>Senate passes bill
>SQQQ $20
>buy more SQQQ
what's the problem

[Anonymous No.17885656]

>ok this is where it'll level out for most the day
>buy put
>starts mooning again
>sell put
>watch it keep mooning
>repeat
GOD FUCK

[Anonymous No.17885668]

>>17885578
>actual boomer cultists will believe this
>refuse to isolate themselves and die to the virus
>Trump's base effectively kill themselves
Funniest shit ever

[Anonymous No.17885670]

>>17885392
:(
>>17885380
:(

They also forgot my shamrock shake

[Anonymous No.17885672]

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[Anonymous No.17885674]

Bought 50k worth of FNGU when it was down 9% lets fucking GOOOOOO

FNGU/SOXL/TECL/TQQQ chads are back faggots

[Anonymous No.17885676]

QUICK EVERYONE BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE IT'S GOING BACK UP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.17885679]

>>17885202
>there's no harm losing money if it's only a little
lol is that why you're holding all of your long positions the whole way through an obvious giant market crash?

[Anonymous No.17885688]

>>17885434
Harder and harder to get decent gains. Sucks I can't day trade you could get couple hundred they swing.

[Anonymous No.17885690]

>>17885472
Nah antivirals also good.
Regeneron method sounds very cool.

>>17885467
Fill my lungs with your interstitial fluids bb

[Anonymous No.17885697]

>>17885468
Holy fuck I didn't even realize it was St. Patrick's day today lmao what a useless fucking holiday

[Anonymous No.17885708]

>>17885679
Imagine being this results oriented.

[Anonymous No.17885713]

>>17885578
Even if it it, how does that make people suddenly not panic when the media is telling them to? How do you make people stop panicking when it’s based on a myth being perpetuated by the media?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885714]

>>17885676
lmao the absolute cope level of bulls. Haven't you lost enough money? Come to the darkside bro. We'll get rich while everybody gets poor.

[Anonymous No.17885719]

>>17885623
>hhttps://twitter.com/ChuckGrassley/status/1239912564978524164

>T minus 2 minutes until launch full blown nuclear strike on bears

[Anonymous No.17885723]

>anyone buying XOP?

why?
It's in the crater

[Anonymous No.17885727]

Williams-Sonoma just closed all its stores until early April at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.17885731]

Oil coming into the $27 range now brothers.

Get ready to start accumulating. Fuck SQQQ, the Congress and Admin are going to pump the indexes with a stimulus plan. What they CAN'T control is the oil market.

ALL TIME INFLATION ADJUSTED LOW IS $19 PER BARREL

NOMINAL LOW IS $10 PER BARREL

START ACCUMULATING BELOW $27. DON'T BET THE HOUSE YET, ACCUMULATE.

[Anonymous No.17885734]

>>17885697
>bars restaurants and nightclubs banned worldwide during st patties
its over

[Anonymous No.17885736]

A lot of you guys need to learn to be patient, fucks sake

[Anonymous No.17885739]

>he's not buying into TQQQ, UDOW, UPRO as VIX falls off it's peak xD

[Anonymous No.17885741]

>>17885556
Were you trying to get them to buy your very specific bags or what lel

[Anonymous No.17885742]

i just baghold sqqq
corona is far from over

[Anonymous No.17885747]

>>17885674
got more UDOW this morning

[Anonymous No.17885750]

>>17884934
F

[Anonymous No.17885760]

>>17885723
Are you going to hold for six years?

[Anonymous No.17885759]

>>17885719
>T minus 1 minute till launch

https://www.senate.gov/legislative/floor_activity_pail.htm

[Anonymous No.17885764]

>>17885742

thats a good way to lose your head

[Anonymous No.17885765]

>>17885674
FUCK FNGU.

I bought some yesterday for today's pump and it's negative while TQQQ is +17% I'll never touch this POS again.

[Anonymous No.17885767]

>>17885676
It's a fake and gay pump. Mostly fake, but also gay. I'm sitting on 100% cash right now, and I will wait until 21300 eod to buy some SDOW.

[Anonymous No.17885770]

>>17885623
https://www.c-span.org/congress/?chamber=senate

[Anonymous No.17885771]

>>17885742
>sqqq
why would you buy a failing stock?

[Anonymous No.17885774]

>>17885723
I don't fuck with oil. There's a literal cartel who can just decide to crater you on a whim.

[Anonymous No.17885778]

I'm about to close my SQQQ at a massive loss so get ready for a major drop.

[Anonymous No.17885779]

brr

[Anonymous No.17885780]

>>17885760
i could

[Anonymous No.17885791]

>>17885771

SQQQ isn't a stock.

[Anonymous No.17885800]

>>17885778
Based

[Anonymous No.17885801]

>>17885731
Russian economy in ruins

[Anonymous No.17885803]

>all this global systematic panic and fearmongering over a silly flu just to prep the populations for ww3 in summer

Just get it onwith

[Anonymous No.17885810]

>>17885764
we in a down trend

[Anonymous No.17885815]

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BBRRRRTT BRRRRRT!

[Anonymous No.17885816]

>>17885714
>bull tripfag becomes bear
OKAY THE FLOOR IS REALLY IN FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.17885818]

>>17885765
That's why I bought it nigga shit's on sale

[Anonymous No.17885826]

>>17885631
I think it's going to go up a fair bit. The herd thinks this is a temporary issue for to a virus. The virus will be held at Bay for a while. Meanwhile the market was set to cash before the virus hit, bailouts started September.
Next week might be safe to buy in. But April earnings are coming and the supply chain problems haven't hit yet here.
Then comes the mass hospitalizations... Who knows when that starts but when it does there will be a new and bigger panic.
I really can't tell you but look at 2007-2009 stock market and understand it went up for months at a time on the way down.
I am thinking buy in April, sell again before the virus really hits (assuming they manage to push back the crisis). But China complicates this. If they reopen, they give the world a preview of what will happen when America reopens. And I don't know if Americans will put up with quarantine for 8 months before the election.

[Anonymous No.17885832]

>>17885731
I started buying a little bit too early, yesterday.
419 shares of shell. Luckily it ended up today.
Going to just keep this in the bag for a year; hoping it will have doubled sooner than that.

[Anonymous No.17885835]

Wat should I buy puts on today? Tired of just buying SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.17885841]

>>17885731
Accumulate what? Inverse oil etfs?

[Anonymous No.17885842]

i don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.17885844]

Go bRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.17885848]

>>17885801

The Russians have made a calculated decision to destroy the American oil producers. It's probably in collaboration with the Saudis mind you.

[Anonymous No.17885854]

>>17885815
kek

[Anonymous No.17885862]

If I hold short 3x ETF and the underlying index takes a shit for multiple days, I'll be just earning more money, right?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885871]

WTF why is it still going up!!!

[Anonymous No.17885876]

haha i shouldve sold sqqq at 28 lol

[Anonymous No.17885878]

>>17885848
Take a look at euro/rub or dollar/rub . Getting Crimea sanctions flashbacks

[Anonymous No.17885880]

>>17885818
>>17885765
see pic related

[Anonymous No.17885885]

Give me the stock that will do 30% after the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.17885887]

>>17885832
>>17885731
Look into PETROBAS

[Anonymous No.17885888]

I swear to god like a year from now Trump is going to be nationalizing the banks while still warning against socialism.

[Anonymous No.17885889]

The VIX is still high as fuck

[Anonymous No.17885892]

>>17885818
kek im fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.17885893]

>>17885862
You make money when price goes down, yes

[Anonymous No.17885895]

>>17885871
because they're about to announce a $1 trillion stimulus package to prop up this dying economy

[Anonymous No.17885897]

Anyone have a total $ the FED has injected?

[Anonymous No.17885902]

>>17885871
>WTF why is it still going up!!!

Because you touch yourself. That's bad, you should stop it.

[Anonymous No.17885904]

[Anonymous No.17885907]

>>17885848
>The Russians have made a calculated decision to destroy the American oil producers
Literal Zionist propaganda. What news do you consoom?

[Anonymous No.17885912]

>>17885832

Fuck shell. Get the ETF that tracks WTI directly.

[Anonymous No.17885914]

>>17885826
Are you talking about repo when you say bailouts?
That thesis needs to be fleshed out a bit more for me to buy it.

[Anonymous No.17885918]

>>17885888
Trump wont be president a year from now lol

[Anonymous No.17885921]

Fucking sqqq is gonna get me margin called

[Anonymous No.17885923]

>>17885897
2.5 trillion

[Anonymous No.17885931]

>>17885897
No because they haven't spent most of it yet. Everyone freaked out at the announcement and tanked prices so now the FED is cherry picking cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17885934]

>>17885862
Not if there's intraday volatility but it's very educative to see it by yourself so do it.

[Anonymous No.17885937]

>>17885885
Common sense says oil/gas companies

[Anonymous No.17885940]

>>17885921
How? Why?

[Anonymous No.17885945]

>>17885918
that was stupid

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17885946]

>>17885918
We won't even have a country a year from now. Everybody is going to die, haven't you seen the news?

[Anonymous No.17885952]

>>17885904
Should be with the weird hentai advertisement quotes

[Anonymous No.17885961]

>>17885888
>I swear to god like a year from now Trump is going to be nationalizing the banks while still warning against socialism.

A year from now Trump will be kicking at the end of a rope like Jodl after Nuremberg.

[Anonymous No.17885962]

>>17885923
Do you have a source, if there a list the fed puts out or something.

[Anonymous No.17885967]

Straight to the motherfucking moon, Alice!

[Anonymous No.17885975]

Why don’t companies just buy their own stocks to boost them and then sell for a profit?

[Anonymous No.17885976]

>>17885907
The Russians straight up refused the opec production quotes and SAID its because they want American oil producers to share the pain.

[Anonymous No.17885978]

>>17885878

The Russians DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. They've proven that they can absorb the devaluation of the Ruble.

>>17885907

Why the fuck wouldn't they? The Russians were driven into the arms of the Chinks as NATO marched ever eastward.

It's conquer or die.

[Anonymous No.17885979]

260c 3/23 and sell on friday or am I retarded

[Anonymous No.17885987]

>>17885967
dumped as soon as you posted

[The FED No.17885992]

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[Anonymous No.17885993]

>>17885975
Thats what they've been doing.
They're about to sell for a profit.

[Anonymous No.17885996]

DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.17886000]

>>17884932
You’re dumb. I made $2900 yesterday and $1400 today on SQQQ. Not even using options.

[Anonymous No.17886001]

>>17885731
I bought the dip and I am going long on FENY and XLE but I have no idea how well it will end up doing compared to non-energy industry indexes.

[Anonymous No.17886002]

>normies getting NEETbux before NEETs

Fuck this shit society I'M OUT!

[Anonymous No.17886009]

lol fuck this gay shit

[Anonymous No.17886014]

>>17885978
America and Russia should be allies but the Jews would never allow that

[Anonymous No.17886018]

>>17885992
kek break the printers please

[JP No.17886019]

>>17885992
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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[Anonymous No.17886027]

YOUR FACE WHEN, WE ALREADY HAVE A VACCINE BUT ITS TRAPPED IN A YEAR OF TRIALS BECAUSE OF LITIGIOUS KIKES

[Anonymous No.17886031]

>>17885975

Dude, the reason why stock prices were so evaluated in the first place is because companies were buying back their own stock.

No that shit has hit the fan, they've suspended their own buyback programs.

[Anonymous No.17886032]

>>17885885
All of them

[Anonymous No.17886033]

>>17885885
AMD and what other anon said. Airlines and mickey D.

[Anonymous No.17886034]

zey bought ze dip?

[Anonymous No.17886044]

>>17886002
>50% gets free check
>people expect the other 50% to just be fine with it


This is exactly how the collapse happens. When society begins to fray.

[Anonymous No.17886046]

>>17886002
lol FUCK NEETS

NEETs should be sent to gulags and work during this virus bullshit and support the rest of us

[Anonymous No.17886047]

>>17884948
Based. I bought at 24 and sold at 28.

[Anonymous No.17886051]

who shorted tesla feb 21 lel

[Anonymous No.17886053]

>>17885979
I wouldn't have the balls to try something like that, too volatile and we know we have room to fall.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17886054]

lol its fucken happening!!! Next stop SPY $200

[Anonymous No.17886055]

OH NO NO ____BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

this pump is ____ and ____

[Anonymous No.17886056]

>>>17886027
>tfw im a class actions lawyer and we are going to be making so much money off this crisis

[Anonymous No.17886059]

>>17885996
based

[Anonymous No.17886079]

>lol bro you gotta put in work to get that free 1000 dollars
>why would we distribute it amongst every citizin during an international pandemic?

[Anonymous No.17886084]

>>17886027
>just inject yourself with experiemental shit so you dont get the sniffles
lel

[Anonymous No.17886093]

>>17886046
seethe harder wall st. wagie, you will lose everything while I sit at my desk comfy af

[Anonymous No.17886102]

Someone is going to make a movie based off of this lol.

[Anonymous No.17886105]

>>17886014

Anon, America IS the Jews.

Russia isn't exactly a NatSoc paradise, but Putin gets the bad Western press that he does because he limited Jewish power of the oligarchs in the late 90s.

I say LIMITED, because there is still a Jewish contingent in Russia now too.

[Anonymous No.17886108]

LOW VOLUME WARNING

[Anonymous No.17886111]

how the fuck do I trade SPY options in yuropoor what the fuck. I'm a genus level invenstor

[Anonymous No.17886113]

This day is so boring lmao. Literal crabbing.

[Anonymous No.17886117]

>>17886084
Don’t respond to these fake SharePol fucks

[Anonymous No.17886118]

>>17885996
KILL KILL

[Anonymous No.17886120]

SPY is just oscillating around 251 and im calling it wrong every time
think im a genuine brainlet

[Anonymous No.17886135]

>>17886084
no need i bathed in cow dung right this morning

[Anonymous No.17886137]

>>17886105
Russia is also kiked. If there’s a central bank, then there’s a Jew.

[Anonymous No.17886138]

>>17886056
FUK UUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.17886139]

Options retard right here

Is this arbitrage or am I missing something here?

Created a put order for CZR for strike 7.5 @ $2.82. Bought only 1 contract so spent $282. The market is $3.50/contract already.

I can literally sell this for $68 profit right now. I'm still going to hold but did someone fuck up and sell me a severely under priced put?

[Anonymous No.17886141]

>>17886108
AAAAAAAAAAA

TIME TO SHORT THE SMALLCAPS?!??

[Anonymous No.17886143]

Bought back into SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.17886145]

>>17885914
Yes. Repo likely started because one of the major banks was insolvent. Lehman already happened and they are trying to keep it quiet. Nobody wants to loan money so repo steps in

[Anonymous No.17886158]

>>17886139
ur a retard

[Anonymous No.17886159]

I just want to escape the suburban/urban life once and for all

can't stand all these people

>>17886141
the time to buy the smallies was yesterday

[Anonymous No.17886161]

>>17886084
They're already injecting Human subjects

[Anonymous No.17886164]

>>17886113
Dependent on bureaucracy crap now. Hope you are patient.

[Anonymous No.17886165]

>>17886105
You dumb faggot. We’re all controlled by Jews, Putin’s mom is literally jewish in his birth certificate. I lived in Russia and Ukraine. And I was married to a Slav. We are exactly the same. They want to live in America because they think it’s paradise. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is a chest beating death to America type. They hate their own government more than anything. They deal with actual corruption daily.

Everyone just needs to start hanging their local Jews and nonwhites

[Anonymous No.17886166]

>>17886139
that is the magic of options. now imagine it went the other way - would you be asking if someone sold you an overpriced put?

[Anonymous No.17886171]

>>17886137

By that definition Germany from 1933 to 1945 was kiked.

[Anonymous No.17886181]

>>17886158
Thank you. Can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.17886184]

>>17886111
3USS LN like me.

[Anonymous No.17886189]

>>17886171
Shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.17886196]

>>17886159
I said short...

[Anonymous No.17886197]

>>17886165

Any chance you can trot your shrill ass back to /pol/ along with the rest of the Zero Hedge crowd?

[Anonymous No.17886198]

>>17886143
crabbin tales crabbin tales
its almost time for crabbin tales
>>17886161
yes, people who volunteer for a fat paycheck
the same people who sell their plasma for cash

[Anonymous No.17886200]

>>17886171
How else could the Jews obtain palestine?

[Anonymous No.17886210]

>>17886171
yes, Nazi Germany was a jewish stunt to claim the land of Isreal

Jesus kid do you even know history? Hitler was a jewish puppet. Just like FDR Churchill and Stalin

[Anonymous No.17886220]

How is deflation a problem with the fed printing 2.5 trillion, and trump handing out 300 billion in cash.

shouldn't inflation be off the walls right now?

[Anonymous No.17886227]

SRTY is SQQQ for Russel if y'all'ses want to short smallcaps with inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.17886233]

Guys it’s time to get back into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17886240]

>>17886220
youd probably need to ask a (((financial expert))) about that one chief, we are just gamblers here

[Anonymous No.17886245]

>>17886220
Here’s the thing about newfags. Rather than look trough the archives... they just want me to answer the same goddamned questions. Shit.

[Anonymous No.17886257]

>>17886197
Zero Hedge is pro Putin but I agree that the “Putin is Zogged” meme is retarded.

[Anonymous No.17886266]

>>17886198
the vaccine is done, its now in the 1 year of ass covering phase. aaand they pay them like 100 bucks

[Anonymous No.17886267]

>>17886220
It isn't money that is going into real economy, it's not circulating bank loans were going down in the last 2 years.

[Anonymous No.17886269]

Anyone here knows about ILMN?

I had never heard of it but it's +8% right now.

[Anonymous No.17886278]

>>17885885
Oil and gas will rise before the pandemic ends (oil goes back up).
And then after you took that rocket it's time to get into MCD, which will go back up when their restaurants have opened for a while.

You CANNOT lose.

[Anonymous No.17886279]

The Chinese expelling the journalists thing is something to keep track of. State operatives accusing the USA of giving them the virus isn't to be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.17886281]

I don't see a V pattern as a real possibility with out some kind of total bail out. God, just let this fucking horrible machine die already.

[Anonymous No.17886284]

>>17886141
No. Or, I dunno maybe. More like just don't get too excited about this pump and go long on a bunch of stuff because of it. However, S&P is one additional green day shy of a buy signal here. Say, if today winds up average or less volume by close, tomorrow there's heavier volume with rising price action, that's probably going to show indicate buy time on my stuff.

[Anonymous No.17886285]

>>17886166
Still, the stock is $4.85 right now. So I have the right to sell 100 shares at $7.50 correct?

I thought the order was way out of market and completely forgot about it. Then it filled.

[Anonymous No.17886290]

why can't we just fix the economy by hanging all the spics and niggers from trees

[Anonymous No.17886292]

>>17886257
>Zero Hedge is pro Putin but I agree that the “Putin is Zogged” meme is retarded.

If ZH sucked any more Russian cock, red jizz would be blasting our their nose.

[Anonymous No.17886293]

>>17886105
>there is still a Jewish contingent in Russia now too
M8, they're just as kiked as we are, it's just a different crew. It's not a kiked vs non-kiked world any more. We're past that. It's just jews jewing jews now.

[Anonymous No.17886309]

>>17886290
at least someone is asking the right questions

[Anonymous No.17886313]

>>17886278

Don't forget that MCD is also an oil producer, as it utilizes vegetable oil in deep frying fries and nuggies.

That veggie oil is going to be worth it's weight in gold in a year or two.

[Anonymous No.17886315]

Crashing this econoby

[Anonymous No.17886321]

>>17886310
>>17886310
>>17886310
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>>17886310
>>17886310

>>17886310
>>17886310

>>17886310

[Anonymous No.17886327]

>>17886284
Holy crap
Glad you’re still around
I can’t stand this place right now.

[Anonymous No.17886346]

>>17886290

[Anonymous No.17886352]

>>17886315
>people die
>we need more immigrants!
I already hear the muslim chanting.

[Anonymous No.17886357]

>>17886293

Obviously. It's more akin to the different monarchies pre WW1 allowing their populations different rights and privileges.

In Russia, you still have the ability to be a man, however kiked and alcoholic you are.

[Anonymous No.17886363]

>>17886290
This.

[Anonymous No.17886397]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


MARKET GO UP

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17886402]

>>17886346
The n****r shut down the space shuttle

[Anonymous No.17886454]

why is there no robihood in europe what the fuck am I supposed to use instead

[Anonymous No.17886490]

>>17886184
please elaborate you have no idea how fucking smirt I am

[Anonymous No.17886594]

>>17886454
BUX

[Anonymous No.17886610]

>>17886454
What's so special about robinhood?

[Anonymous No.17886636]

>>17885313
Kekkk

[Anonymous No.17886756]

>>17885126
You'll be alright. Lmao..virus hasn't even really hit us yet, and all biz has shut down but impact hasn't even yet been felt. Peak virus in 45 fucking days!!!! First trough at that time, then a few weeks of crabbing/gains, then the big econ dip, which will be max trough. After that it will all depend on lingering effects (look at China) and specifically and especially how Trump handled it and the attitude he goes at it with. I'm holding my puts, and buying more in an hour or so.

[Anonymous No.17886885]

>>17885885
FANG

[Anonymous No.17886913]

>>17886454
Robinhood is for retarded r*ddit zoomers

[Anonymous No.17886977]

Let's see how long BRRRRRRing can hold the economy.

[Anonymous No.17887159]

>>17886610
Free trades so zoomers with 50 bucks to their name can play the stock market and feel special

[Anonymous No.17887297]

>>17886454
Try Revolut

3 free trades a month on free account, more on payed ones

[Anonymous No.17887415]

what oil companies are gonna go bankrupt this year