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I want to make money fast, but most of this stuff is way over my head. Options are a big example. I don't know what any of that stuff is. All I know is that it can sometimes earn people lots of money quickly. Help me please I just want money but I'm too stupid to think for myself.
Tell me what I should invest in now

>> No.17884820

First of All on ur education. Read books about investing, a ton of vids on yt dude. That's not so difficult to learn

>> No.17884883

>>17884713
Invest in suckin balls for money because it’s all your puny brain sounds capable of doing.

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>>17884713
Just sit tight and wait for the neet check to arrive

>> No.17885107

Buy low, sell high. It's literally that simple.

>> No.17885331

>>17885107
Ok look I'm not that stupid

>> No.17885485

>>17885331
Then use your big brain smart thinker for big boy cash making.

>> No.17885545

>>17885485
>>17884820
Have I just been looking at the wrong guides then? What the hell do you recommend, you wise motherfuckers? Every guide I've found has had a bunch of complex bullshit in it. Am I missing something here?

>> No.17885667

Put all your money in NCLH at $10.39 a share. Sell when it get back up to the 50s in a few months to a year. Or do that with an airline like Spirit.

>> No.17885746

>>17885667
Does it work with Boeing?

>> No.17886037

>>17885746
>investing in boeing
Do you think there's a point of no return for certain companies?

>> No.17886064

open a brokerage account and invest all your spare money into corporations that are down at the moment due to coronachan
spirit airlines, delta airlines, cruise ship companies, etc.
putting in just 500 dollars into a few of these will show massive returns when the market reverts to normal

>> No.17887194

>>17886064
Not a bad idea. All the travel industries are down right now. Also, perhaps I should be a bit more patient.

>> No.17887261

>>17885545
>complex bullshit
>I'm not that stupid
Obviously you are man. If you need baby words to understand how this shit works than hire someone to translate it into baby words because nobody's gonna hold your hand for free.

>> No.17887296

>>17884713
get a job, idiot.

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>>17886037
It will return because TRUMP SAID IT WILL

>> No.17887454

>>17887261
>>17887261
To me it sounds like you're talking to most of /biz/ at this rate. Maybe the terminology is confusing to someone like me who is just now getting into investing. If you've been doing this stuff for ages then of course it won't be confusing to you. I'm not going to deny that I'm a newfag to all of this. Sorry that I didn't instantly understand everything. If you ever have kids by the way, make sure to call them retarded faggots for not being able to understand english the second they're born.

>> No.17887511

>>17885667
hey faggot bitch how did you find that company? nice one

>> No.17887606

>>17887454
fresh off the boat from reddit kid? the amount of soiboi whining in this post can only come from reddit

>> No.17887749

>>17887606
>he's from reddit
ok fag

>> No.17887778

>>17884713
>I want to make money fast
You already failed by thinking this, first above everything you must develope patience, A LOT OF IT
>All I know is that it can sometimes earn people lots of money quickly
Markets are not a magic money printing machines, people wants something for something else, about options, they're not even trading but betting
>Help me please I just want money but I'm too stupid to think for myself
I must and will learn, otherwise you'll never be able to get even a job

Pajeet academy is everything i can give you for now, check the section about economics: https://it.khanacademy.org/

>> No.17887820

>>17887778
*You must and will learn*

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>>17886064
except if they have a shitton of dept. Then the planes/boats are taken away and they cease existing. So check company dept if you can.

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>>17884713
Just put $100 bucks into this bullshit.
I told /biz/ 1/10th a penny was the bottom and I don't think many here listened.
Heres the contract
0x17540494ad5e39aefd49901774528e9ff17fe40b
Put it in Uniswap. You'll be glad tomorrow.