What could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.17881752]

[Anonymous No.17881785]

Yangbros...?

[Anonymous No.17881792]

I'll take it to buy BTC.

[Anonymous No.17881833]

>>17881752
Better than using the fed to pump stocks.

[Anonymous No.17881834]

>Issued on a debit card that can only be redeemed for cellphones, down payment on an American made car, Jordans, spinning rims, television sets, multi-level-marketing starter kits, and gold chains.

[Anonymous No.17882015]

>>17881752
Kek I’m using it to buy link

[Anonymous No.17882042]

>>17881833
I'm gonna use it to buy stocks

[Anonymous No.17882145]

Wish Bojo would gib me some gibs

[Anonymous No.17882167]

>>17881834
That would be hilariously awesome.

[Anonymous No.17882203]

>>17881752
Why not just suspend the requirement to pay taxes and cut out the middle man? :>)

[Anonymous No.17882218]

I will immediately market buy LINK the instant that money hits my account.

[Anonymous No.17882278]

>>17882015
>buying a permadumped funding token

[Anonymous No.17882296]

>>17881752
Why would people who make less be entitled to more money? That makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17882340]

>>17881834
Based af

[Anonymous No.17882391]

YYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FRRRRREEEEEEEE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN BUY SO MANY FUNKO POPS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17882418]

>>17882296
Stops them from putting rich peoples heads on pikes when the upcoming depression hits.

[Anonymous No.17882420]

>>17881752
Deal

[Anonymous No.17882431]

>>17881834
based

[Anonymous No.17882436]

>>17881834
>gold chains
Based, i'd go right out and buy a low premium 24k gold chain and put it right in my safe.

[Anonymous No.17882545]

[Anonymous No.17882566]

>>17881752
what if I'm a NEET, I still get 4k?

[Anonymous No.17882581]

>>17881834
I chuckled

[Anonymous No.17882587]

>>17882418

Retard alert, bottom came and went already.

[Anonymous No.17882618]

>>17882296
>That makes no sense.
It makes a lot of sense, anon.

[Anonymous No.17882706]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17882766]

I guess the assumption here is if you make more than 100K a year you would have had plenty of money to store up on.
The thing is, if you make over that much a year you're probably in a job position where you can work remotely.

Really just split the difference to like 2k for everyone and just roll out the yang gang UBI plan.

But also slash away all the other bullshit handout programs to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.17882823]

>>17881834
>multi-level-marketing starter kits
pro detailing this, Sir

[Anonymous No.17882830]

>>17881752

[Anonymous No.17882872]

>>17881752
What about married couples who file jointly?

[Anonymous No.17882938]

Dang that money printer running overtime I guess they cant stop it

[Anonymous No.17882973]

>>17881834
i fucking love living in clown world lads

[Anonymous No.17882986]

just give everyone 4k lol, 1.4 trillion dollarydoos

[Anonymous No.17883042]

I'll use the money to buy gold. Not spending a cent on silver though since it's almost worthless.

[Anonymous No.17883097]

>>17882872
what if I live and work in Japan but I'm murican. Will I get 4k because my salary is in the yen? Will I get 2k cause the USD equivalent of my salary is over 100k? Will they give me the 1k for my daughter since she's american? Or do I get nothing cause I'm oconus? I don't want to miss the republican yangbux, I want to use it to buy cheapies.

[Anonymous No.17883103]

>>17881752
>shaniqualanda gets 4k+16k for nigglets
bruh it's about to be the fucking TIME to be a used car salesman with poverty-spec mercedes and lexus on the lot

[Anonymous No.17883107]

>>17882296
Anon, you have the big dumb.

[Anonymous No.17883145]

>>17881752
Thanks for the free BTC, ZOG

[Anonymous No.17883305]

>>17882145
the only gib we get is a free covid-19
t. day 7 of isolation with no pay

[Anonymous No.17883370]

>>17882587
Kek, you think this is the fucking bottom? People are still working and going out...cities in the us have not issued mandatory quarantines yet. Bottom probably hits in 1 or 2 months. Fucking get your head out of your ass.

[WTFWT No.17883735]

>>17881834
nice. very nice

[Anonymous No.17883768]

>>17882436
Fuck it, I'm wearing that shit 24/7.

[Anonymous No.17883779]

>>17881752
They should rename it the BASED States of America

[Anonymous No.17883805]

>>17881752
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.17883845]

>>17881834
>multi-level-marketing starter kits
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17884054]

>>17883805
https://twitter.com/joekennedy/status/1239932187010531333

It's literally that easy to look up

[Anonymous No.17884108]

>>17883103
Unironically a great idea

[Anonymous No.17884140]

>>17881752
This will be gone in a month. Then what? Keep doing this and you will build communism, congrats I hope that was your plan

[Anonymous No.17884198]

why is cut off at 100K? 100k is not a big salary now a days

[Anonymous No.17884221]

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE MONEY TO EVERYONE
>YOU HAVE TO GIVE TRILLIONS TO JEWS AND CORPORATIONS ONLY

[Anonymous No.17884235]

Whoopity doo, what am I supposed to do with $2k?

[Anonymous No.17884239]

>>17881785
IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17884265]

>>17881834
based

[Anonymous No.17884305]

>>17881752
>mid 2020
>armed uprising begins
>hey! remember when we gave you $4k once
>oh yeah, sorry

[Anonymous No.17884313]

>>17883305
day 12 here

[Anonymous No.17884340]

>>17884235
same, why should poorfags get $4k

[Anonymous No.17884371]

>>17884313
>>17883305
You guys got tested?

[Anonymous No.17884478]

>>17884371
I didn't
I just don't want to catch it

[Anonymous No.17884512]

>>17884235
thats 20 handjobs at an amp

[Anonymous No.17884554]

>>17882830

This is one of the better memes I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.17884583]

>>17882278
You’re right. I should just buy stocks since it’s doing incredibly well

[Anonymous No.17884627]

>>17881834
YES SIR

[Anonymous No.17884639]

>>17882145
I'm just happy that the owner of my workplace is a multi-millionaire that loves the business otherwise I'd be fucked.

[Anonymous No.17884666]

>>17884198
>100k is not a big salary now a days
It’s decent if you don’t live in jew York or people’s republic of Commiefornia

[Anonymous No.17884668]

>>17881834
that helps you more than airlines taking on debt, buying more stock, and having that stock crashing

[Anonymous No.17884701]

>>17881752
>Triggers Hyperinflation as people spend the money instantly in anticipation of price rises since everybody has loadsamoney

[Anonymous No.17884711]

DUDE FREE MONEY LOL
majority would just use the money to buy the latest iPhone

[Anonymous No.17885205]

>>17881834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8LroCgg3uc

[Anonymous No.17885230]

>>17884371
nhs wont allow it

[Anonymous No.17885277]

>everyone gets a 1000 bucks
>everything inflates accordingly
This was true for Yang, this is still true today. Fed doesn't believe in inflation

[Anonymous No.17885294]

>>17884711
>buying goods is bad in a capitalist society

[Anonymous No.17885295]

>>17884701
Honestly I dont give a shit anymore after watching decades of bailouts and welfare abuse by illegals. Maybe it's time the government actually gave me something for once.

[Anonymous No.17885319]

So not a single 'murrican knows what inflation is?
Is it a concept invented by the Jedi?

[Anonymous No.17885382]

>>17885277
>muh inflation landlords will charge an extra $1000
Everything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence

[Anonymous No.17885410]

>>17881752

>dad makes $100,001.17 per year
>$2k lost
>tfw

[Anonymous No.17885429]

>>17882296
because otherwise Jamal will just take your money white boi.

[Anonymous No.17885477]

it's literally that Futurama episode 300 big boys

one of the best episodes that is

[Anonymous No.17885523]

>>17881834
This unironically helps the economy more than just dumping a fuck load of money into banks. Weed out the weak companies, support the ones that actually work. Even if that means a bunch of ghetto shit. Personally, if this happens, I'll be adding $4k more to my LINK stack.

[Anonymous No.17885543]

CUP 100 IS IN
THIS IS IT BOYS

[Anonymous No.17885546]

i already have 10k link make it stack.

i have been neet since 2017.

ill use the 4k to buy food and pay the internet thank you very much

[Anonymous No.17885569]

>>17881752
>BRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17885592]

>>17881834
On the bright side, it definitely narrows down which stocks to invest in.

>yfe Chappelle show memes come true and KFC and designer clothing labels become biggest companies in the world.

[Anonymous No.17885618]

>>17885477
Bamboo boogie boots!

[Anonymous No.17885666]

>>17884235
Buy $2000 worth of ammunition

[Anonymous No.17886050]

>>17885618
Scruffy's gonna get himself one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pazzazz

[Anonymous No.17886147]

how much did the money printer go BRRRRRRRRRR lmao
these jew cunts would never do such a thing