/biz/ - Business & Finance

Niggers tongue my anus

BEARBROS OH NO WE GOT T... BULLBROS OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

HOLEE SHIT THIS DUMP AHAA

When do I finally jump into the market and buy tens of thousands worth of stocks?

>PUMP IS DRYING UP ALREADY
OH NO NO NO NO NO

GOING DOWN

>it's barely even green
bullbros, it's over...

DOW more like DOWN amirite lmao

>>17877830
Real thread is over here:

>>17877819

>>17877819

>>17877819

You were too slow OP. Delete this one.

>""""""working""""""" from home
>watching this shit
>masturbating

Top comfy. Might short something after the pump.

>>17877911
when it halves

I bought more puts at +450, get fucked bulls

Can we have one week without Trump desperately trying to make up good news for the stock market? After that I can actually start averaging in

>>17877911
when we hit whatever the floor will end up being. You'll know because recovery from a recession takes a long time. It doesn't shoot back up overnight so you'll have plenty of time to realize it and buy as many cheapies as your heart desires and your wallet allows

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w

Dead cat bounce means we aren't even close to the bottom yet

No bounce means TOTAL CAPITULATION IMMINENT

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I THOUGHT THEY CURED CORONA, WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN?

Not looking good!

>>17877982
Yeah I think shit will hit the fan this week, Dow at 15,000 by Friday

lol how do options even work I just dropped a grand idek what im doing kek

Not so fast bulls.

>>17877999
They started testing, so vaccines will be distributed in 6 months at the soonest

>>17878006
God I would fucking coom. Imagine how cheap everything will be if the Dow is at 15k

>Almost in the red 10 minutes after opening
Now this is podracing.
-20 by Friday close screencap this post.

Red!!!???

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>No price to low for Bobo

>Buy the dip yesterday
>It keeps dipping

JEROME FIRE UP THOSE FUCKING PRINTERS I NEED CHEAPER PUTS

>>17878033
Lol that's not how it works, we're a year out at the absolute earliest

>>17878048
>Almost in the red
Scratch that, corona-chan is fucking this faster than I can keep up with.

Just let it end already. I mean it is logical it will go down. Just let it go down so it can stabilize. It doesn't need to go down fucking 10% every day if it doesn't go up 5-10% every second day.

I’m thinkin it’s time to buy the dip bros

>>17878006
We're probably looking at another green Friday, unless doom happens today in which case 15K by tomorrow and red for the next two weeks straight

>>17878041
I’m imagining my insane puts actually being in the money and turning 1k into 50k

>>17878070

Can someone recommend me a stock tracking app? I want to see the set in real time

not so fast lil donny

IM GONNA POOOOOMP

>-0.42%
Who would win, the world supply chain and economy.
Vs
1 bowl of tasty bat soup.

Throw $100 into this and forget about it

>>17878145
Lmao is this for real? This dumbass needs to stop talking about the market, it’s embarsssing

This volitility is insane

By the way, no matter how this week plays out: SP below 1000 and DOW below 10K by the end of the year

>bought calls in SPY
>too poor to also buy puts in SPY

JUST DO SOMETHING
UP OR DOWN
FUCK

I hope I don't lose all my money

>>17878206
>Lmao is this for real?
You have access to his twitter.
If you're dumb enough to believe him or me, why do you think you're smart enough to trade?

IM DOWN -$20,000
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just flip a coin at this point

>>17878214
Why the fuck would you buy spy calls? Just buy a ridiculous spy put and sell before expiration

>+1%
SO
THIS IS THE POWER OF 2 TRILLION DOLLAHS?

>>17878145
did he delete it already? I went and looked and didn't see it

They're panicking so hard they can't even hold their shaking hands on the shift key.

>>17878240
I’m in a work meeting right now, I can’t “work”, watch the market, post on 4chan, AND check his Twitter all at the same time

reminder:
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
economic collapse today boys

>I bought too early
Could easily have watched the collapse progress even a week more, but nooo...

I really need a pump guys. Like real bad

>>17878196
Lmao it was 40 in 2018 and 20 last year

Warren Buffett announced he is buying more Berkshire in his personal account.

>he sold?
Pomp eet.

>>17878307
>I can't tab between three tabs
TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET
GET BACK THERE
YOU'RE DONE

>>17877830
It's starting

>>17878196
I threw $300 into it at $6/share :(

>>17877830
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD discord gg xFuuSTZ

Turn the chat pink with us bros
AAAAAAAAAA

>>17878373
No way
I was considering doing the same

>>17878348
I would be close to killing myself if I was in your shoes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>>17878348
https://youtu.be/7wivOEXlL9s

DOW JONES IN FUCKING FREE FALL
FREE. FALL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

>tfw sub 20.000

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

JEROME
THE PUMP
I NEED CHEAPER PUTS
YOU NEED TO PUMP IT NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>sub 20k

WHY IS DISNEY UP
ITS NONSENSICAL

PULL THE FUCKING BREAKER, SHUT DOWN THE MARKET STOOOOOOOOOOP

>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
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BELOW 20K
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BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K

we're holding at 20k bros

ITS ALL OVER

>>17878505
Quarintined parents subscribing to those services for their kids.

Under 20k

>Enters sub 20k
>Freefall

that I could turn back time
Cos now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without
The trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love&pride
Because of that,
It's kill in me inside
It all returns to nothing,
it all comes tumbling down,
tumbling down, tumbling down,
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down,
letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I called
never love again
I've lost everything
Everything
Everything that matters to me,
matters in this world

>tfw loaded up on puts during that shitty green spike

Please pump the bounce Fedniggers, I don't want to break my dick masturbating today

VIX will hit 100! Mother of God

IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER LADS, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER WE'LL BE WAGING FOR CHINESE OVER LORDS IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS UNTIL WE DROP DEAD OF WUHAN FLU

>>17878196
DON'T. Leveraged ETNs lose you money when they crab, not just when they go down. That's something to hold over the span of a day when you know oil is going to moon.
If you want a HODL then buy anything not leveraged.

>>17878348
Buddy, what the fuck are you even doing in the market still. This is crazy ass bear country.

>>17878505
It’s a good company. Too many fags hating it cuz they ruined Star Wars and fucking comic books and had strong female leads lmao. It’s already fallen like a million percent.

>BACK ON 20K

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>tfw you're not american and you didn't vote for hyperinflation

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY THE DIP YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>No dead cat bounce
Its over.

>>17878604
it's below 20k

When will it stop falling?

Post the music you were listening to when it went sub-20
https://youtu.be/idipMrfAZHk

NOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO POOOMP JEROME

>>17878594
Their earnings per share are abysmal, they are a good company but not a good stock company, they will plummet more eventually

>>17878560
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

"THIS DOESNT MATTER TO ME, IM A LONG TIME BAGHOLDER" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17878592
Ive been in TVIX for 2 weeks ... Im glad I didnt listen to people like you

Shhhhh, there you go, those new lows won't hurt you anymore.

IMagine being a long term bull right now...just imagine..when all the fundamentals are lined up against you.

WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

I remember this asshole yuppie on CNBC on Friday saying if the S&P hits 2550, only then would he call this a recession. At which the host said "that's not very much lower you know..", and the dude just started laughing.

I wish I could remember his name so I could tweet a laughter at him.

>>17878641
It's not going to stop, this is it.

we're going down boys
damn I feel better about selling for a slight loss on Monday

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO

>>17878604
You wish.
It's over, son.

MIGATARDS BTFO!!!!!!!

>sub 20k
>and it keeps going
pic related I'll be able to buy so many fucking cheapies lads

LAST CHANCE TO BUY BELOW 20K

SAY IT WITH ME BOBROS
BULLS
ABSOLUTELY
UNEQUIVOCALLY
BTFO
T
F
O

I THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT TO BOUNCE ABOVE 21000 TODAY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE'S THE FED POOMP BRRRRROS????:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17878230
honestly i think gamestop is too much of a total questionmark to fuck with

reggie COULD turn it around. the new consoles COULD give a huge bump. or it could just fucking splat.

Where the fuck is my pump bulltards?
SQQQ isn't getting any cheaper, get on it.

"IM GONNA KEEP BUYING THE DIP" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>trump officially added 0 to the stock market


We obama's market now.

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

How long till 15k boyess

fuck this

im gonna go jerk off, dubs determines what i jerk off to

JEROME WE'RE ON THE FUCKING BRINK
ITS TIME
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER

$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER


$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER

I bought today. probably lost about 30% efficiency but damn it feels good to be back in

What is this pattern called?

FFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

>>17878719
Nice.
Please find me one with 18k.

>>17878743
your mum

yikes BBBoeing

>>17878702
Fuck off this isn’t Trumps fault libshit

CMON YOU FUCKS
TRIP THE BREAKER
LUCKY -7

>>17878751
doom

>>17878743
the dow

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Bear bros we got this

>>17878747
>sometimes the only way to solve a crisis is with an even bigger crisis
NO JEROME YOU CAN'T!

>j-just buy the dip guys It'll skyrocket after this!

>>17878743
Force feeding OR crying girls

>>17878661
He’d be right if we were still in a crab market or if this crash obeyed typical crash rules.

WHERE IS THE FLOOR!?!?

SERIOUSLY!??!

I was going to buy today but I can't see the floor!

>>17878743
your dad

I'm tempted to take some profit, but I want to be strong

>>17878743
Hitler

>>17878715
They've given up. Trump said it yesterday. The market will do what it does. I hope more people sell. We still have another 2-6% drop minimally. They're going to get burnt probably when earnings reports come out.

>>17878743
the 1 month dow chart

>>17878739
Fuck that, how long till we see people flinging themselves from the roofs of buildings?

>>17878715
You can’t print your way out of New York City and San Francisco shutting down. Watch the drop once every other city shuts down

*KRRRRRRRR*

this is the captain of flight dow jones 199 all passengers remain calm in your seats, put on the oxygen mask and lower your head between your knees.

This is going to get bumpy

*KRRRRR*

>>17878777
keked and checked

>he didn't pull out when he had the chance

lol

>>17878770

Eat shit wing-cuck

t. Fascist

>>17878743
>>17878777
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO IT
Also, rare OC

i hurt myself today

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>sp500 green

Bottom inc

>>17878790
hell

>>17878749

No fucking way, this will cause riots.

>>17878777
LMAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do what you must bullfags, we have already won.

>>17878777
is that on efukt?

Well did we do it? Did we surge?

>No, of course we haven't

>>17878777
THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>>17878641
we weimar now

Le brrr haha!

>>17878739
Thursday probably at this rate, -200 is a bounce compared to yesterday, I think tomorrow and Thursday will be blood baths

>>17878818
>Literally at close
AMZN news just hit, wait for that to percolate through

>>17878749
Oh my god

>markets expectively tank as investors move money to safer areas like bonds and gold
>(((((federal reserve))))) decides to print a metric ass ton of money
>immediately crashes everything worse
>now everything even gold and bonds losing values
>this spirals everything out of control because now the fall is worse
it's the great depression all over again

>>17878751
I'll call it a tyrannosaur market because it's fucking dead.

>>17878677
post her insta already

>>17878230
>He listened to me when I said buy SBUX
Makes me feel like I matter

>>17878803
Once that happens, the market is going to 1996 levels

AND IT'S STILL GOING DOWN DONW DOWN DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>17878814
Kek'd and gassed

>>17877830
>sub 20K
Anyone think we'll fall to sub 10K before we recover? How low can we go?

>>17878777
unbelievably based

>>17878807

PEPE NOOOOO

Who's still holding TVIX? What are your selling at?

>>17878777
He has to do it now and post pics

ETA for the last time you'll Dow at 20k for a few years:
900 seconds.

>>17878777
based

>>17878831
The Trump in the background is perfect.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

>>17878839
yeah ive seen it posted a lot on twitter too

>>17878839
>from reddit

I'M BACK BOIS

>>17878749
I can't believe this is true

>>17878749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>17878070
Ntr?

>>17878859
there is no bottom, but 10k is the reasonable net worth

>>17878859
I doubt it.
Probably around 15k

>>17878751
"I tried to warn you bro"

>Pivoting between 19000 and 20000 is the new normal

>>17877830
YOUR HIT ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE!?

IT DIDNT WOOORK MY FRIEND AND NOW YOU HAVE MY CONSTRUCTION CREWS GOING AROUND THE CITY 24 HOURS A DAY

HOW EXACTLY IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP MY COMPANY ABSORB WAYNES!?

>>17878872

But the economy is still stopped bro..its still dead...use your fundamentals.

>Back above 20k.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back bulls. BOTTOM IS PRICED IN.

Holy shit, for how long can they just print money before people just lose all trust in the currency and the market just falls 10000 points all at once?

>>17878751
death

>>17878888

Kek it was nice knowing you, UPS stock. I'll hang on to you anyways I guess

it's over bearbros

>>17878797
when do the earning reports come out?

WE BACK
KEEP IT 2000 PLEASE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who here GUSH gang

I'm gonna miss watching the stock market when it no longer exists, lol.

>>17878910
for several months

>>17878777
Witnessed, now go fucking fap to the stock market's death.

>>17878895
Where do I request a version of this with Trump?

>>17878839
imagine being the /biz/ autist that made this and seeing people think it came from reddit. id be fuming

Get me out of this Bogmarket.

That was our chance bear brothers.
We should have stepped in right there.

>>17878888
Quads of Truth
I eagerly await the riots

>>17878890
"NOT GOOD RATES"

And Wallah! Just like that. DOW will never ever go below 20k ever again.

>mfw i bought the bottom

>>17878916
Google it. Quit being such a lazy scumbag.

>>17878828
Fixed

>>17878749
>>17878888
THE WORLD IS LITERALLY ENDING WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS EXPECT

>>17878914
Don't worry anon us big dick UPS workers will save everything

Jnug time

Walmart is doing great

FED IS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>>17878749
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>17878875
MOBIUS ONE FUCKING SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRosMyUkQ3g

>>17878914
Amazon does their own shipping though.

>>17878749
holy shit

>>17878907
We won't have a bullmarket until the VIX is under 30

It's not over yet bros

>>17878888
CHINA IS VICTORIOUS.
THE FUTURE IS TECHNOCRATIC COMMUNISM.

>>17878939
lol how naive

>>17878950
He needs to go SSJ3

>>17878888
will the wagie be released from the cagie

>>17878941

Feels good doesn't it?

>>17878807
FUCKKKK CAPTAIN SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

anyone else think its cool yahoo finance is free content and pretty decent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bl99Vx04Tc

PRINT IT

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how long to I have to pull out cash before the run happens?

IT'S FINE THE ECONOMY IS ALWAYS GROWING IT'LL GO BACK UP

JUST LET IT FUCKING DUMP YOU STUPID NIGGERS

TOTALLY NATURAL SWING GUYS

Uhhh hello based department? We’re back

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

made my first buys of this week on monday. going to buy more on thursday. looking at LOW, MSFT and SBUX for thursday.

N-not n-nervous here. That cat must be made of rubber or something.

>>17878751
Buy the dip, it's just a flu bro

>>17878747
H-he can’t... h-he wouldn’t!!

>sub 20k

Enter Freefall.

>>17878939
>wallah
it's voila you stupid philistine

>>17878874
Lmao true trump has made me so much money these last couple weeks

>>17878749
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT'S THE FUCKING END
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

what a pathetic poomp

>>17878743
>>17878777
Here is your fap material

>>17878981
I like it.

>>17878963
You post the same terrible song every thread

>I bought early in the crash and all my stocks have been going down instead of up
AAAAAAAAAAAA

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

does anyone have a link of today's nyse youtube?

yesterday's was comfy but i dont want one for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q

>>17878941
>bottom

>>17878947
Epic

>>17877830
These suits on CNBC are fucking delusional

>it became necessary to destroy the economy in order to save it
Why is this even happening?
I mean what's the worst that would happen if you didn't go ahead with the lockdown?
A bunch of dead boomers?

I don't invest, and I don't understand the market, but I just wanted to say I'm glad to be here.

>>17878838
We've been societally for a while, took the stonks long enough.

>>17878743
WHO?

https://twitter.com/NewYorkFed/status/1239916711979159553
THE PUMP BEGINS

ああああああああああああああああああああ

>>17879015
HOT

We gaaaaaannnnn

>>17878964
Not all of it but they are pivoting that way

t. logistics broker

>>17878751
Suicide Jump

bullish

HARDER
FASTER

>>17878939
you talk a lot, bullboy
sit back and see how hard you'll fall

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17878749

>>17879030

Millions of dead boomers and social unrest+even more panic+hospitals overrun which means they can't take care of anyone.

THAT TINY GREEN PEAK

>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report

Realistically what should I buy at the bottom?
My current plan is to whack everything into an ETF.

HURRY GRAB IT QUICK
>your last chance

anyone buying big oil? considering grabbing some shell, exxon and bp for 6 months

>tfw too late to short, too early to buy

FUCK

>>17878996

Based free money anon

why is the market going back up again?

>>17879018
You'd prefer this instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU

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WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>17878996
Did you see that a lot of the big dividend companies are going up right now?

>>17879047
based and Fedpilled

can the dow just pick a direction already

>>17879034
Welcome to the end of the world friends.

FUCK THE FED

BROOOOS WHAT WAS THAT??????

>>17879042

>>17879040
GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY THEYRE FUCKING UP THE DOLLAR

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PUMP RALLY HERE WE COME BABY

COME ONE JEROME
POOMP WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS YOU

>>17879060
WAS IT WORTH IT FEDERAL RESERVE

does anyone have a link of today's nyse youtube?

yesterday's was comfy but i want one for today
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q (embed)

i wanna waaaatch

>>17879065
McDicks

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM CHINA
THEY SAID IT'S THEIR TURN

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>17879074
Hmmmm this post made me really think

>>17879069
stick with big companies with low debt you should be fine, but it might take a year for them to recover

Bulls just keep walking right into it time and time again. We're eating well tonight, bobros.

>>17878888
How the fuck are they up 3.67%?

Clown world, clown market.

>>17879044
Thank you logistics anon.

We're back bulls. Bears btfo

>>17879102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJrx1RMUsMU

>was about to buy a big chunk of SQQQ
>drops goes from +2% to -4% in a matter of minutes

lol fuck that shit

STOP SCAM PUMPING

>>17879047
THERE'S OUR THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydNF8tuVmU

>>17879030
Millions of dead many of this avoidable sub 60yo deaths since there would be 0 place in icu that would save them

>>17878888
Blessed post.
We're fucked.

'e sold?

IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

We're back bull brethren! It's never going sub 20k again and we'll have another 11 year bull run!

>>17879065
15k, for now.

>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again

Bearfags, chill out.

I'm gonna give you this gem:
The general orientation in Brazil is home office and stay at home.
Do you know what brazilians in Rio de Janeiro did in the very first day of home office?

Everybody went to the beach! Lifesavers used megaphones to ask them to leave.

Source? I'm huezilian.

>>17879034
>>17879089
it was an honor

NOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17879046
IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RETURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS TO NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>17879123
>tfw bought puts in SQQQ
Ha

>1%+ over 10 minutes

totally natural haha

FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT

>>17878888
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL

>>17878888
FAKE NEWS

its over

>>17879136
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584414323068.webm

YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

>>17878888
Even fucking Amazon is in on this. Shit truly is fucked. Check those numerals

>>17879123
>they can't even get SQQQ to stay under 30
this is pathetic, even for bullcucks

>>17879143
Cariocas being cariocas.
Go Corona-chan, go!

>>17879079
Stay here ... where we are going is no place for weak Bears.

Any reason why trading isn't nearly as volatile as it was yesterday? Is Monday just the heaviest traffic day?

Aaaaaand walla, the crash is over

BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>17879160
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-amazon-suspends-all-non-essential-shipments-to-warehouses-2020-3

>>17878888
checked, DOW to 8888 EOM

>>17878963
>>17879018
>>17879075
>plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML4Jx76vSTk

>>17879121
thank you

>>17879182
What you should be afraid of is that the bounce is so muted.

OH NO NO NO NO BROS WE GOT BU-COCKY(IED)

"Central banks still have a lot of ammunition left to deal with economic shocks, despite their recent decisions largely falling flat as global stock markets continue to plunge, analysts have told CNBC."

We're fucked. So very, very fucked.

FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
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FAKE AND GAY
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOMMY I WANT OFF THIS RIDE, IT'S TOO BUMPY

Zey arent taking ze bull bait, engage ze POOOOOOOOMPING

DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED

I think you guys got it wrong.
It will not be above 20k in a long time.
Just accept it.

LEARN CHINESE NOW GOY AND PREPARE FOR YOUR NEW LEADER!!!

>>17879182
Trump pumped the market like a fucking idiot in the last 30 minutes of Friday, so Monday was the market coming back to reality.

is this our time crabbros?

>>17879190
Sorry, were you saying something?

>>17878888
Cause it wasn't fully, they clickbaited

>>17879199
I'm not surprised, most of my positions are bearish anyway.
I just want my KR calls to go back up

>>17879192
CLARIFICATION: Amazon is suspending all shipments other than medical supplies and household staples *to its warehouses* amid coronavirus crisis — read the memo it just sent sellers

This is a historically weak bounce.

Can you retards pump harder?
my inverse etf limit orders aren't even close to going through

>>17879232
SNIBBEDY SNAB :DDDDDD

BOEING IS GOIN THE FUCK DOWN

>It will bounce the next day

>>17879235
Oh cool, so now people are going to panic buy other goods from Amazon and their warehouses are going to empty out

>this is a recovery from a crash

>>17879075
>>17879195
ACE Combat Zero was a shitty game with an even shittier soundtrack. What is wrong with you?

FUCK THIS MARKET HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY AAAAAHHH