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>> No.17877872

Niggers tongue my anus

>> No.17877882

BEARBROS OH NO WE GOT T... BULLBROS OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17877884
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>> No.17877887

HOLEE SHIT THIS DUMP AHAA

>> No.17877911

When do I finally jump into the market and buy tens of thousands worth of stocks?

>> No.17877913
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17877913

>PUMP IS DRYING UP ALREADY
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.17877921
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17877921

GOING DOWN

>> No.17877925

>it's barely even green
bullbros, it's over...

>> No.17877940

DOW more like DOWN amirite lmao

>> No.17877947
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>>17877830
Real thread is over here:

>>17877819

>>17877819

>>17877819

You were too slow OP. Delete this one.

>> No.17877953

>""""""working""""""" from home
>watching this shit
>masturbating

Top comfy. Might short something after the pump.

>> No.17877960

>>17877911
when it halves

>> No.17877967

I bought more puts at +450, get fucked bulls

>> No.17877969

Can we have one week without Trump desperately trying to make up good news for the stock market? After that I can actually start averaging in

>> No.17877975
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>>17877911
when we hit whatever the floor will end up being. You'll know because recovery from a recession takes a long time. It doesn't shoot back up overnight so you'll have plenty of time to realize it and buy as many cheapies as your heart desires and your wallet allows

>> No.17877981

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/LQUXuQ6Zd9w

>> No.17877982

Dead cat bounce means we aren't even close to the bottom yet

No bounce means TOTAL CAPITULATION IMMINENT

>> No.17877991

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17877998
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>> No.17877999

I THOUGHT THEY CURED CORONA, WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN?

>> No.17878001
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17878001

Not looking good!

>> No.17878006

>>17877982
Yeah I think shit will hit the fan this week, Dow at 15,000 by Friday

>> No.17878011

lol how do options even work I just dropped a grand idek what im doing kek

>> No.17878022

Not so fast bulls.

>> No.17878033

>>17877999
They started testing, so vaccines will be distributed in 6 months at the soonest

>> No.17878041
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>>17878006
God I would fucking coom. Imagine how cheap everything will be if the Dow is at 15k

>> No.17878048

>Almost in the red 10 minutes after opening
Now this is podracing.
-20 by Friday close screencap this post.

>> No.17878049

Red!!!???

>> No.17878055
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17878055

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17878057

ÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17878058
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17878058

>No price to low for Bobo

>> No.17878070
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17878070

>Buy the dip yesterday
>It keeps dipping

>> No.17878076

JEROME FIRE UP THOSE FUCKING PRINTERS I NEED CHEAPER PUTS

>> No.17878078

>>17878033
Lol that's not how it works, we're a year out at the absolute earliest

>> No.17878088

>>17878048
>Almost in the red
Scratch that, corona-chan is fucking this faster than I can keep up with.

>> No.17878102
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17878102

Just let it end already. I mean it is logical it will go down. Just let it go down so it can stabilize. It doesn't need to go down fucking 10% every day if it doesn't go up 5-10% every second day.

>> No.17878107
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17878107

I’m thinkin it’s time to buy the dip bros

>> No.17878124

>>17878006
We're probably looking at another green Friday, unless doom happens today in which case 15K by tomorrow and red for the next two weeks straight

>> No.17878138

>>17878041
I’m imagining my insane puts actually being in the money and turning 1k into 50k

>> No.17878141
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>>17878070

>> No.17878143

Can someone recommend me a stock tracking app? I want to see the set in real time

>> No.17878145
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not so fast lil donny

>> No.17878158

IM GONNA POOOOOMP

>> No.17878170

>-0.42%
Who would win, the world supply chain and economy.
Vs
1 bowl of tasty bat soup.

>> No.17878196
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17878196

Throw $100 into this and forget about it

>> No.17878206

>>17878145
Lmao is this for real? This dumbass needs to stop talking about the market, it’s embarsssing

>> No.17878212

This volitility is insane

>> No.17878213

By the way, no matter how this week plays out: SP below 1000 and DOW below 10K by the end of the year

>> No.17878214
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17878214

>bought calls in SPY
>too poor to also buy puts in SPY

>> No.17878217

JUST DO SOMETHING
UP OR DOWN
FUCK

>> No.17878230
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17878230

I hope I don't lose all my money

>> No.17878240

>>17878206
>Lmao is this for real?
You have access to his twitter.
If you're dumb enough to believe him or me, why do you think you're smart enough to trade?

>> No.17878243

IM DOWN -$20,000
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17878266

just flip a coin at this point

>> No.17878279

>>17878214
Why the fuck would you buy spy calls? Just buy a ridiculous spy put and sell before expiration

>> No.17878280

>+1%
SO
THIS IS THE POWER OF 2 TRILLION DOLLAHS?

>> No.17878285
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>>17878145
did he delete it already? I went and looked and didn't see it

>> No.17878302
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17878302

They're panicking so hard they can't even hold their shaking hands on the shift key.

>> No.17878307

>>17878240
I’m in a work meeting right now, I can’t “work”, watch the market, post on 4chan, AND check his Twitter all at the same time

>> No.17878320

reminder:
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
economic collapse today boys

>> No.17878331
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17878331

>I bought too early
Could easily have watched the collapse progress even a week more, but nooo...

>> No.17878348
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17878348

I really need a pump guys. Like real bad

>> No.17878356

>>17878196
Lmao it was 40 in 2018 and 20 last year

>> No.17878373
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17878373

Warren Buffett announced he is buying more Berkshire in his personal account.

>> No.17878376
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17878376

>he sold?
Pomp eet.

>> No.17878377
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>>17878307
>I can't tab between three tabs
TAKE OFF YOUR JACKET
GET BACK THERE
YOU'RE DONE

>> No.17878382

>>17877830
It's starting

>> No.17878383

>>17878196
I threw $300 into it at $6/share :(

>> No.17878394
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>>17877830
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD discord gg xFuuSTZ

Turn the chat pink with us bros
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17878402

>>17878373
No way
I was considering doing the same

>> No.17878403

>>17878348
I would be close to killing myself if I was in your shoes

>> No.17878407

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.17878422

>>17878348
https://youtu.be/7wivOEXlL9s

>> No.17878454
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17878454

DOW JONES IN FUCKING FREE FALL
FREE. FALL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

>> No.17878465
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17878465

>tfw sub 20.000

>> No.17878471
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17878471

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

>> No.17878489

JEROME
THE PUMP
I NEED CHEAPER PUTS
YOU NEED TO PUMP IT NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>> No.17878491
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17878491

>sub 20k

>> No.17878505

WHY IS DISNEY UP
ITS NONSENSICAL

>> No.17878517
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>> No.17878522

PULL THE FUCKING BREAKER, SHUT DOWN THE MARKET STOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.17878525

>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K
>BELOW 20K
BELOW 20K

>> No.17878544

we're holding at 20k bros

>> No.17878545
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17878545

ITS ALL OVER

>> No.17878547

>>17878505
Quarintined parents subscribing to those services for their kids.

>> No.17878550

Under 20k

>> No.17878559
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17878559

>Enters sub 20k
>Freefall

>> No.17878560
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17878560

that I could turn back time
Cos now the guilt is all mine
Can't live without
The trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
You can't forget love&pride
Because of that,
It's kill in me inside
It all returns to nothing,
it all comes tumbling down,
tumbling down, tumbling down,
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down,
letting me down, letting me down
In my heart of hearts
I know that I called
never love again
I've lost everything
Everything
Everything that matters to me,
matters in this world

>> No.17878561
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17878561

>tfw loaded up on puts during that shitty green spike

>> No.17878565

Please pump the bounce Fedniggers, I don't want to break my dick masturbating today

>> No.17878585
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17878585

VIX will hit 100! Mother of God

>> No.17878589
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17878589

IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER LADS, IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER WE'LL BE WAGING FOR CHINESE OVER LORDS IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS UNTIL WE DROP DEAD OF WUHAN FLU

>> No.17878592

>>17878196
DON'T. Leveraged ETNs lose you money when they crab, not just when they go down. That's something to hold over the span of a day when you know oil is going to moon.
If you want a HODL then buy anything not leveraged.

>>17878348
Buddy, what the fuck are you even doing in the market still. This is crazy ass bear country.

>> No.17878594

>>17878505
It’s a good company. Too many fags hating it cuz they ruined Star Wars and fucking comic books and had strong female leads lmao. It’s already fallen like a million percent.

>> No.17878604

>BACK ON 20K

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17878609

>tfw you're not american and you didn't vote for hyperinflation

>> No.17878611

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY THE DIP YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17878624

>No dead cat bounce
Its over.

>> No.17878626

>>17878604
it's below 20k

>> No.17878641
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17878641

When will it stop falling?

>> No.17878652
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17878652

Post the music you were listening to when it went sub-20
https://youtu.be/idipMrfAZHk

>> No.17878655

NOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO POOOMP JEROME

>> No.17878656

>>17878594
Their earnings per share are abysmal, they are a good company but not a good stock company, they will plummet more eventually

>> No.17878657
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>>17878560
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17878658
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17878658

"THIS DOESNT MATTER TO ME, IM A LONG TIME BAGHOLDER" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17878661

>>17878592
Ive been in TVIX for 2 weeks ... Im glad I didnt listen to people like you

>> No.17878665
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17878665

Shhhhh, there you go, those new lows won't hurt you anymore.

>> No.17878671

IMagine being a long term bull right now...just imagine..when all the fundamentals are lined up against you.

>> No.17878672
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WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

>> No.17878677
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17878677

I remember this asshole yuppie on CNBC on Friday saying if the S&P hits 2550, only then would he call this a recession. At which the host said "that's not very much lower you know..", and the dude just started laughing.

I wish I could remember his name so I could tweet a laughter at him.

>> No.17878687

>>17878641
It's not going to stop, this is it.

>> No.17878688
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we're going down boys
damn I feel better about selling for a slight loss on Monday

>> No.17878691
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17878691

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO

>> No.17878695
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>>17878604
You wish.
It's over, son.

>> No.17878702
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17878702

MIGATARDS BTFO!!!!!!!

>> No.17878704
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17878704

>sub 20k
>and it keeps going
pic related I'll be able to buy so many fucking cheapies lads

>> No.17878707

LAST CHANCE TO BUY BELOW 20K

>> No.17878708

SAY IT WITH ME BOBROS
BULLS
ABSOLUTELY
UNEQUIVOCALLY
BTFO
T
F
O

>> No.17878709
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>> No.17878715

I THOUGHT WE WERE ABOUT TO BOUNCE ABOVE 21000 TODAY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE'S THE FED POOMP BRRRRROS????:

>> No.17878719
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17878722

>>17878230
honestly i think gamestop is too much of a total questionmark to fuck with

reggie COULD turn it around. the new consoles COULD give a huge bump. or it could just fucking splat.

>> No.17878723
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17878723

Where the fuck is my pump bulltards?
SQQQ isn't getting any cheaper, get on it.

>> No.17878725

"IM GONNA KEEP BUYING THE DIP" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17878731

>trump officially added 0 to the stock market


We obama's market now.

>> No.17878736

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

18K BY EOD

>> No.17878739

How long till 15k boyess

>> No.17878743
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fuck this

im gonna go jerk off, dubs determines what i jerk off to

>> No.17878747
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17878747

JEROME WE'RE ON THE FUCKING BRINK
ITS TIME
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>> No.17878749

$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER

$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER


$AMZN IS SUSPENDING ALL SHIPMENTS OTHER THAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HOUSEHOLD STAPLES AMID CORONAVIRUS CRISIS - BUSINESS INSIDER

>> No.17878750

I bought today. probably lost about 30% efficiency but damn it feels good to be back in

>> No.17878751
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17878751

What is this pattern called?

>> No.17878752

FFUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

>> No.17878756

>>17878719
Nice.
Please find me one with 18k.

>> No.17878760

>>17878743
your mum

>> No.17878762
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17878762

yikes BBBoeing

>> No.17878770

>>17878702
Fuck off this isn’t Trumps fault libshit

>> No.17878771
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17878771

CMON YOU FUCKS
TRIP THE BREAKER
LUCKY -7

>> No.17878774

>>17878751
doom

>> No.17878777

>>17878743
the dow

>> No.17878779

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Bear bros we got this

>> No.17878785
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>>17878747
>sometimes the only way to solve a crisis is with an even bigger crisis
NO JEROME YOU CAN'T!

>> No.17878787

>j-just buy the dip guys It'll skyrocket after this!

>> No.17878788

>>17878743
Force feeding OR crying girls

>> No.17878789

>>17878661
He’d be right if we were still in a crab market or if this crash obeyed typical crash rules.

>> No.17878790

WHERE IS THE FLOOR!?!?

SERIOUSLY!??!

I was going to buy today but I can't see the floor!

>> No.17878791

>>17878743
your dad

>> No.17878793
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>> No.17878794
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17878794

I'm tempted to take some profit, but I want to be strong

>> No.17878796

>>17878743
Hitler

>> No.17878797

>>17878715
They've given up. Trump said it yesterday. The market will do what it does. I hope more people sell. We still have another 2-6% drop minimally. They're going to get burnt probably when earnings reports come out.

>> No.17878798

>>17878743
the 1 month dow chart

>> No.17878802

>>17878739
Fuck that, how long till we see people flinging themselves from the roofs of buildings?

>> No.17878803

>>17878715
You can’t print your way out of New York City and San Francisco shutting down. Watch the drop once every other city shuts down

>> No.17878807
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*KRRRRRRRR*

this is the captain of flight dow jones 199 all passengers remain calm in your seats, put on the oxygen mask and lower your head between your knees.

This is going to get bumpy

*KRRRRR*

>> No.17878808

>>17878777
keked and checked

>> No.17878811
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17878811

>he didn't pull out when he had the chance

lol

>> No.17878812

>>17878770

Eat shit wing-cuck

t. Fascist

>> No.17878814
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>>17878743
>>17878777
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DO IT
Also, rare OC

>> No.17878815

i hurt myself today

>> No.17878816

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.17878818
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>sp500 green

>> No.17878820

Bottom inc

>> No.17878821

>>17878790
hell

>> No.17878822

>>17878749

No fucking way, this will cause riots.

>> No.17878828
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>> No.17878829
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>>17878777
LMAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17878831
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17878831

Do what you must bullfags, we have already won.

>> No.17878832

>>17878777
is that on efukt?

>> No.17878835
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Well did we do it? Did we surge?

>No, of course we haven't

>> No.17878836

>>17878777
THERE IS NO ESCAPE

>> No.17878838

>>17878641
we weimar now

>> No.17878839
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17878839

Le brrr haha!

>> No.17878840

>>17878739
Thursday probably at this rate, -200 is a bounce compared to yesterday, I think tomorrow and Thursday will be blood baths

>> No.17878841

>>17878818
>Literally at close
AMZN news just hit, wait for that to percolate through

>> No.17878842

>>17878749
Oh my god

>> No.17878843
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>markets expectively tank as investors move money to safer areas like bonds and gold
>(((((federal reserve))))) decides to print a metric ass ton of money
>immediately crashes everything worse
>now everything even gold and bonds losing values
>this spirals everything out of control because now the fall is worse
it's the great depression all over again

>> No.17878846

>>17878751
I'll call it a tyrannosaur market because it's fucking dead.

>> No.17878848

>>17878677
post her insta already

>> No.17878852

>>17878230
>He listened to me when I said buy SBUX
Makes me feel like I matter

>> No.17878854

>>17878803
Once that happens, the market is going to 1996 levels

>> No.17878855
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17878855

AND IT'S STILL GOING DOWN DONW DOWN DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
>LETTING ME DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17878856

>>17878814
Kek'd and gassed

>> No.17878859

>>17877830
>sub 20K
Anyone think we'll fall to sub 10K before we recover? How low can we go?

>> No.17878860

>>17878777
unbelievably based

>> No.17878862

>>17878807

PEPE NOOOOO

>> No.17878863

Who's still holding TVIX? What are your selling at?

>> No.17878867

>>17878777
He has to do it now and post pics

>> No.17878872

ETA for the last time you'll Dow at 20k for a few years:
900 seconds.

>> No.17878873

>>17878777
based

>> No.17878874

>>17878831
The Trump in the background is perfect.

>> No.17878875

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

TERRAIN. PULL. UP.

*BWOOP BWOOP*

>> No.17878878

>>17878839
yeah ive seen it posted a lot on twitter too

>> No.17878883

>>17878839
>from reddit

>> No.17878886
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I'M BACK BOIS

>> No.17878888
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>>17878749
I can't believe this is true

>> No.17878889
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>>17878749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>> No.17878890

>>17878070
Ntr?

>> No.17878894
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>>17878859
there is no bottom, but 10k is the reasonable net worth

>> No.17878895
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>> No.17878896

>>17878859
I doubt it.
Probably around 15k

>> No.17878898

>>17878751
"I tried to warn you bro"

>> No.17878901

>Pivoting between 19000 and 20000 is the new normal

>> No.17878902
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>>17877830
YOUR HIT ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE!?

IT DIDNT WOOORK MY FRIEND AND NOW YOU HAVE MY CONSTRUCTION CREWS GOING AROUND THE CITY 24 HOURS A DAY

HOW EXACTLY IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP MY COMPANY ABSORB WAYNES!?

>> No.17878903

>>17878872

But the economy is still stopped bro..its still dead...use your fundamentals.

>> No.17878907

>Back above 20k.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back bulls. BOTTOM IS PRICED IN.

>> No.17878910

Holy shit, for how long can they just print money before people just lose all trust in the currency and the market just falls 10000 points all at once?

>> No.17878912

>>17878751
death

>> No.17878914

>>17878888

Kek it was nice knowing you, UPS stock. I'll hang on to you anyways I guess

>> No.17878915
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17878915

it's over bearbros

>> No.17878916

>>17878797
when do the earning reports come out?

>> No.17878921

WE BACK
KEEP IT 2000 PLEASE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17878922

Who here GUSH gang

>> No.17878924
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17878924

I'm gonna miss watching the stock market when it no longer exists, lol.

>> No.17878925

>>17878910
for several months

>> No.17878926

>>17878777
Witnessed, now go fucking fap to the stock market's death.

>> No.17878929

>>17878895
Where do I request a version of this with Trump?

>> No.17878931

>>17878839
imagine being the /biz/ autist that made this and seeing people think it came from reddit. id be fuming

>> No.17878934

Get me out of this Bogmarket.

>> No.17878935

That was our chance bear brothers.
We should have stepped in right there.

>> No.17878936

>>17878888
Quads of Truth
I eagerly await the riots

>> No.17878937

>>17878890
"NOT GOOD RATES"

>> No.17878939
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And Wallah! Just like that. DOW will never ever go below 20k ever again.

>> No.17878941
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>mfw i bought the bottom

>> No.17878946

>>17878916
Google it. Quit being such a lazy scumbag.

>> No.17878947
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>>17878828
Fixed

>> No.17878949

>>17878749
>>17878888
THE WORLD IS LITERALLY ENDING WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS EXPECT

>> No.17878950
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>> No.17878952

>>17878914
Don't worry anon us big dick UPS workers will save everything

>> No.17878954

Jnug time

>> No.17878958

Walmart is doing great

>> No.17878960

FED IS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.17878961

>>17878749
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17878963
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>>17878875
MOBIUS ONE FUCKING SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRosMyUkQ3g

>> No.17878964

>>17878914
Amazon does their own shipping though.

>> No.17878966
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>>17878749
holy shit

>> No.17878967

>>17878907
We won't have a bullmarket until the VIX is under 30

>> No.17878968

It's not over yet bros

>> No.17878970
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>>17878888
CHINA IS VICTORIOUS.
THE FUTURE IS TECHNOCRATIC COMMUNISM.

>> No.17878974

>>17878939
lol how naive

>> No.17878976

>>17878950
He needs to go SSJ3

>> No.17878977

>>17878888
will the wagie be released from the cagie

>> No.17878978
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>>17878941

Feels good doesn't it?

>> No.17878980

>>17878807
FUCKKKK CAPTAIN SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.17878981

anyone else think its cool yahoo finance is free content and pretty decent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bl99Vx04Tc

>> No.17878983

PRINT IT

>> No.17878984

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17878986

how long to I have to pull out cash before the run happens?

>> No.17878989
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17878989

IT'S FINE THE ECONOMY IS ALWAYS GROWING IT'LL GO BACK UP

>> No.17878990

JUST LET IT FUCKING DUMP YOU STUPID NIGGERS

>> No.17878991
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17878991

TOTALLY NATURAL SWING GUYS

>> No.17878993

Uhhh hello based department? We’re back

>> No.17878996
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

made my first buys of this week on monday. going to buy more on thursday. looking at LOW, MSFT and SBUX for thursday.

>> No.17878997
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17878997

N-not n-nervous here. That cat must be made of rubber or something.

>> No.17878999

>>17878751
Buy the dip, it's just a flu bro

>> No.17879000

>>17878747
H-he can’t... h-he wouldn’t!!

>> No.17879003

>sub 20k

Enter Freefall.

>> No.17879007

>>17878939
>wallah
it's voila you stupid philistine

>> No.17879010

>>17878874
Lmao true trump has made me so much money these last couple weeks

>> No.17879012

>>17878749
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
IT'S THE FUCKING END
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>> No.17879014

what a pathetic poomp

>> No.17879015
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>>17878743
>>17878777
Here is your fap material

>> No.17879016

>>17878981
I like it.

>> No.17879018

>>17878963
You post the same terrible song every thread

>> No.17879020
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>I bought early in the crash and all my stocks have been going down instead of up
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17879021
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>> No.17879022 [DELETED] 

does anyone have a link of today's nyse youtube?

yesterday's was comfy but i dont want one for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q

>> No.17879023

>>17878941
>bottom

>> No.17879024

>>17878947
Epic

>> No.17879029

>>17877830
These suits on CNBC are fucking delusional

>> No.17879030

>it became necessary to destroy the economy in order to save it
Why is this even happening?
I mean what's the worst that would happen if you didn't go ahead with the lockdown?
A bunch of dead boomers?

>> No.17879034
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I don't invest, and I don't understand the market, but I just wanted to say I'm glad to be here.

>> No.17879035

>>17878838
We've been societally for a while, took the stonks long enough.

>> No.17879037

>>17878743
WHO?

>> No.17879040
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https://twitter.com/NewYorkFed/status/1239916711979159553
THE PUMP BEGINS

ああああああああああああああああああああ

>> No.17879041

>>17879015
HOT

>> No.17879042
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17879042

We gaaaaaannnnn

>> No.17879044

>>17878964
Not all of it but they are pivoting that way

t. logistics broker

>> No.17879045

>>17878751
Suicide Jump

>> No.17879046
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17879046

bullish

>> No.17879047
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HARDER
FASTER

>> No.17879049

>>17878939
you talk a lot, bullboy
sit back and see how hard you'll fall

>> No.17879054

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17879055
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>>17878749

>> No.17879056

>>17879030

Millions of dead boomers and social unrest+even more panic+hospitals overrun which means they can't take care of anyone.

>> No.17879058
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>> No.17879060
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THAT TINY GREEN PEAK

>> No.17879063

>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
>Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report
Amazon halting shipments except for medical supplies - report

>> No.17879065
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Realistically what should I buy at the bottom?
My current plan is to whack everything into an ETF.

>> No.17879068

HURRY GRAB IT QUICK
>your last chance

>> No.17879069

anyone buying big oil? considering grabbing some shell, exxon and bp for 6 months

>> No.17879071

>tfw too late to short, too early to buy

FUCK

>> No.17879073
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>>17878996

Based free money anon

>> No.17879074

why is the market going back up again?

>> No.17879075

>>17879018
You'd prefer this instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU

>> No.17879078

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17879079

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.17879080

>>17878996
Did you see that a lot of the big dividend companies are going up right now?

>> No.17879082

>>17879047
based and Fedpilled

>> No.17879084

can the dow just pick a direction already

>> No.17879089
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>>17879034
Welcome to the end of the world friends.

>> No.17879091

FUCK THE FED

>> No.17879092
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BROOOOS WHAT WAS THAT??????

>> No.17879093
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17879093

>>17879042

>> No.17879095

>>17879040
GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING FAKE AND GAY THEYRE FUCKING UP THE DOLLAR

>> No.17879096

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17879099
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17879099

PUMP RALLY HERE WE COME BABY

>> No.17879100

COME ONE JEROME
POOMP WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS YOU

>> No.17879101

>>17879060
WAS IT WORTH IT FEDERAL RESERVE

>> No.17879102

does anyone have a link of today's nyse youtube?

yesterday's was comfy but i want one for today
[YouTube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q (embed)

i wanna waaaatch

>> No.17879104

>>17879065
McDicks

>> No.17879106

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM CHINA
THEY SAID IT'S THEIR TURN

>> No.17879107

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>> No.17879108

>>17879074
Hmmmm this post made me really think

>> No.17879111

>>17879069
stick with big companies with low debt you should be fine, but it might take a year for them to recover

>> No.17879115

Bulls just keep walking right into it time and time again. We're eating well tonight, bobros.

>> No.17879116

>>17878888
How the fuck are they up 3.67%?

Clown world, clown market.

>> No.17879117
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>> No.17879119

>>17879044
Thank you logistics anon.

>> No.17879120

We're back bulls. Bears btfo

>> No.17879121

>>17879102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJrx1RMUsMU

>> No.17879123

>was about to buy a big chunk of SQQQ
>drops goes from +2% to -4% in a matter of minutes

lol fuck that shit

>> No.17879125

STOP SCAM PUMPING

>> No.17879127

>>17879047
THERE'S OUR THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydNF8tuVmU

>> No.17879129

>>17879030
Millions of dead many of this avoidable sub 60yo deaths since there would be 0 place in icu that would save them

>> No.17879131
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>>17878888
Blessed post.
We're fucked.

>> No.17879136
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17879136

'e sold?

>> No.17879137

IM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.17879139
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17879139

We're back bull brethren! It's never going sub 20k again and we'll have another 11 year bull run!

>> No.17879141

>>17879065
15k, for now.

>> No.17879142
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>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again
>dow will never fall below 20k again
dow will never fall below 20k again

>> No.17879143
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17879143

Bearfags, chill out.

I'm gonna give you this gem:
The general orientation in Brazil is home office and stay at home.
Do you know what brazilians in Rio de Janeiro did in the very first day of home office?

Everybody went to the beach! Lifesavers used megaphones to ask them to leave.

Source? I'm huezilian.

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17879145

>>17879034
>>17879089
it was an honor

>> No.17879147

NOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17879149

>>17879046
IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RETURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS TO NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.17879150

>>17879123
>tfw bought puts in SQQQ
Ha

>> No.17879152

>1%+ over 10 minutes

totally natural haha

>> No.17879155
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17879155

FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT
FEDS ARE PUMPING IT UP
>FEDS ARE PUMPING IT

>> No.17879158

>>17878888
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL

>> No.17879160

>>17878888
FAKE NEWS

>> No.17879161
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17879161

its over

>> No.17879163

>>17879136
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584414323068.webm

>> No.17879164

YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

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>>17878888
Even fucking Amazon is in on this. Shit truly is fucked. Check those numerals

>> No.17879175

>>17879123
>they can't even get SQQQ to stay under 30
this is pathetic, even for bullcucks

>> No.17879176

>>17879143
Cariocas being cariocas.
Go Corona-chan, go!

>> No.17879179

>>17879079
Stay here ... where we are going is no place for weak Bears.

>> No.17879182

Any reason why trading isn't nearly as volatile as it was yesterday? Is Monday just the heaviest traffic day?

>> No.17879185

Aaaaaand walla, the crash is over

>> No.17879190
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17879190

BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BEARBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.17879192

>>17879160
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-amazon-suspends-all-non-essential-shipments-to-warehouses-2020-3

>> No.17879194

>>17878888
checked, DOW to 8888 EOM

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17879195

>>17878963
>>17879018
>>17879075
>plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML4Jx76vSTk

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>>17879121
thank you

>> No.17879199

>>17879182
What you should be afraid of is that the bounce is so muted.

>> No.17879201

OH NO NO NO NO BROS WE GOT BU-COCKY(IED)

>> No.17879202

"Central banks still have a lot of ammunition left to deal with economic shocks, despite their recent decisions largely falling flat as global stock markets continue to plunge, analysts have told CNBC."

We're fucked. So very, very fucked.

>> No.17879206

FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>FAKE AND GAY

>> No.17879212

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOMMY I WANT OFF THIS RIDE, IT'S TOO BUMPY

>> No.17879220
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17879220

Zey arent taking ze bull bait, engage ze POOOOOOOOMPING

>> No.17879221

DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED
>DOUBLE BOTTOM RECOVERY NOW CONFIRMED

>> No.17879223

I think you guys got it wrong.
It will not be above 20k in a long time.
Just accept it.

>> No.17879225

LEARN CHINESE NOW GOY AND PREPARE FOR YOUR NEW LEADER!!!

>> No.17879227

>>17879182
Trump pumped the market like a fucking idiot in the last 30 minutes of Friday, so Monday was the market coming back to reality.

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is this our time crabbros?

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>>17879190
Sorry, were you saying something?

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>>17878888
Cause it wasn't fully, they clickbaited

>> No.17879237

>>17879199
I'm not surprised, most of my positions are bearish anyway.
I just want my KR calls to go back up

>> No.17879240

>>17879192
CLARIFICATION: Amazon is suspending all shipments other than medical supplies and household staples *to its warehouses* amid coronavirus crisis — read the memo it just sent sellers

>> No.17879245

This is a historically weak bounce.

>> No.17879246
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17879246

Can you retards pump harder?
my inverse etf limit orders aren't even close to going through

>> No.17879250

>>17879232
SNIBBEDY SNAB :DDDDDD

>> No.17879251

BOEING IS GOIN THE FUCK DOWN

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>It will bounce the next day

>> No.17879264

>>17879235
Oh cool, so now people are going to panic buy other goods from Amazon and their warehouses are going to empty out

>> No.17879265

>this is a recovery from a crash

>> No.17879266

>>17879075
>>17879195
ACE Combat Zero was a shitty game with an even shittier soundtrack. What is wrong with you?

>> No.17879273
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17879273

FUCK THIS MARKET HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY AAAAAHHH

>> No.17879275
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>>17879234
Imagine still clinging to fed pumps.

>> No.17879277
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>>17879246
This.

>> No.17879280
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17879280

>>17879141
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/tom-brady-announces-he-wont-re-sign-with-new-england-patriots-in-historic-nfl-move/ar-BB11j9sU?ocid=spartanntp

ALL OF YOU MISSED THE REAL GAINZ

Sports books were offering +4,000 payouts a few months ago on where Brady would go so long as it wasn't the pats.

Fuck the gay bear market, I'll see you at the dog track.

>> No.17879284

WHAT STOCKS ARE WARREN BUFFET BUYING THIS WEEK

THAT SHIT IS GOING TO 10X

>> No.17879286

>tfw comfy oil
Just waiting to print, I'm all-in on oil right now, guaranteed 10x EOY

>> No.17879288

>>17879251
Just like the 737 MAX

>> No.17879292

>>17879273
just buy short and sell long

>> No.17879298
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we green boys

>> No.17879299
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17879299

Aaah yep. We're never coming down from here!

>> No.17879303

COME ON JEROME
JUST TRY IT YOU FAYGOT

>> No.17879305

OH NO BEARBROS WE—
OH NO BULLBROS WE—-
OH NO CRABROS WE

>> No.17879307

>>17879266
I posted Ace Combat 4 Agnus Dei. What the fuck are you on about?

>> No.17879310

LITERALLY HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE BE BUYING RIGHT NOW

>> No.17879311

Is the Fed printing at the moment?

>> No.17879313

>>17879240
>Holy heckerinos not my shipments of funko popperinos.
Eventually though this will catch up with a lot of sellers that use amazon for fullfilment via prime.

>> No.17879314

>>17879251
holy FUCK its almost double digits
i never imagined this

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>>17879266

>> No.17879328
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>>17879280
this post legitametly made me laugh very hard. Thank you anon

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17879331

BOEING IS ABOUT TO GO BROKE FUCK

>> No.17879334

>>17879310
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17879337

Based gold miners. Schiff might be right after all, but first we need to claw back all those recent losses.

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>>17879034
You're my kinda man.

I had a hunch this board would be lively with the entire world economy rolling for anal circumference, and I was not disappointed.

>> No.17879340

>>17879298
dont post it

>> No.17879341

>>17879284
defence stocks.

>> No.17879351
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Should I buy 5k of boeing?

>> No.17879356

>>17879273
Short stonks

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>3 contract long from 2355 on the ES
Let's all pray that the market recovers from here, okay?

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>>17879280
Carl you fucking legend, never fails to bring a hearty kek

>> No.17879371

JUST A LITTLE LOWER GUSH

>> No.17879375

>>17879351
of puts? ya

>> No.17879377
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17879377

Why yes, I do love crab markets. How could you tell?

>> No.17879379

>>17879310
Because we aren't gamblers, we're buying premium stock for insanely cheap, just look at Exxon. This is for long-term gains, if it goes down in the short term it's irrelevant.

>> No.17879383

SNSS BE PUMPIN'
THANKS SNSS ANON

>> No.17879385

why retard keep talking about boeing during a time where no one wants to travel

>> No.17879388

>>17879351
only if you want to triple your money in 3 years

>> No.17879392

lmao i have no idea what i'm doing

>> No.17879396

>>17879100
patch the burst bubble, bro.

>> No.17879400

>>17879385
Boeing makes more than just 737s, retard

>> No.17879401

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51926565

Phone networks down in the UK

>> No.17879407

If green, massive bull pump incoming, economy will moon today

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>>17879385

>> No.17879420

YES JEROME
POOOOOOOMP

>> No.17879422

PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT
PUMP IT
DUMP IT

>> No.17879425

>>17879400
yeah bro really shows how well diverse and demadning their product line is when they lost 200$ worth of their stock value in a month dipshit

>> No.17879434
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17879434

Jesus, I'm the only one laughing about how hard are they trying to keep it above 20k?

>> No.17879438

>>17879383
Don't get your hopes up, literally bounced from the last support. If it fails to close above 0.70 then it's bye bye

>> No.17879441

You guys holdin VXX or TVIX for volatility?

>> No.17879444

>>17879400

What else do they make, 747's?

>> No.17879445

>>17879383
>tfw made $6
Cool. Imagine holding more than 50 shares of this tranny penny stock lol.

>> No.17879448

>>17879331

Boeing will be saved by the war with Iran, which will begin in less than 53 days.

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>>17879385

>sppfftttt pffff smmmmmmmbr

>> No.17879451

>Boeing down 20% again today

Guys I'm watching Boeing go under in real time. This is fucking amazing.

>> No.17879455

>>17879422
>pump&dump scheme
what is this, a fucking penny stock? no, it's the entire fucking stock market, jesus christ...

>> No.17879456

>SYY at 35
SYY at 35

>SYY at 35
SYY at 35

>SYY at 35
SYY at 35

>> No.17879457

>>17879400
Yeah, obsolete rockets and about-to-be-replaced carrier planes.
It's over.

>> No.17879464

I'm scared hold me

>> No.17879465

>>17879400
This.
They also make crash sites.

>> No.17879467

>>17879425
>200
It's lost $330 over a year, and it peaked at $440.

>> No.17879470
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17879470

With this 5.
The economy meets its fate.

>> No.17879480
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>>17879445
haha yeah
only 50 shares yeah yeah hahahahahhah

>> No.17879482

>>17879400
t.pajeet codemonkey

>> No.17879484

>>17879444
>What else do they make, 747's?

Military jets and parts.

>> No.17879485

>>17879444
they are part of the MIC, dingus

>> No.17879488

new bread?

>> No.17879489

The market rn is too afraid to sell and too afraid to buy

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>>17878888

>> No.17879496

PUTS ON PTON LITERALLY FREE MONEY

>> No.17879504

everybody do the crab walk

>> No.17879505

>>17879451
Will Boeing be the Enron of our generation?

>> No.17879510
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17879510

>>17879464
Come here, anon.

>> No.17879511

>>17879425
Boeing is part of duopoly in the airplane making business and a majority of their revenue comes from other places. The company will be fine.

>> No.17879515

>>17879489
The market right now is gay as fuck

>> No.17879517
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17879517

Brainlet here. How do I buy a couple of a few hundred dollars worth of stocks? Literally just for fun because I have a bit of disposable income. I'm willing to hodl for years.

>> No.17879535

>>17879400
Like Spacecraft that have been delayed for years and costs much more than their competitor despite them getting twice as much funding?

>> No.17879536
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>>17879480
Anon.....what the fuck did you do?

>> No.17879539

>>17879517
its too late, the stock market wont exist in a few weeks

>> No.17879540

>>17879496
What positions?

>> No.17879548

>>17879517
>Brainlet here
yeah i know based off ur pic with disgusting uggo tits and hips from sadpanda

>> No.17879549

>>17879517
You should buy a rope instead

>> No.17879560

I HAVE LOST TOO FUCKING MUCH I'M SELLING MY PUTS

>> No.17879563

>>17879517
Buy RCL, AAL, Boeing when it's within 50s, KO and XOM.

Thank me later. Just be sure to HODL.

>> No.17879566

i just dont understand why SIX wont fucking die

>> No.17879568

>>17879438
i already sold, ez 500
if it goes back down then gonna buy back in

>> No.17879577

>imagine owning boeing stock

>> No.17879583

GUYS I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO BALANCE THE DOW
PLEASE STOP BUYING AND SELLING

>> No.17879596

>>17879517
Fuck anon, just finished comming to sub 20k dow....
But thanks, just look at that health.

>> No.17879608

>>17879441
Not anymore but made 50% in less than a week on TVIX. It’s good shit.

>> No.17879611

>>17879488

>>17879597
>>17879597
new
>>17879597

>> No.17879615

>>17879539
damn, that's lame. Oh well I might as well go to a casino and play roulette I guess.
>>17879549
>>17879548
Point noted.
>>17879563
>>17879596
Thanks Frens.

>> No.17879616

>>17879560
don't be retarded, if theyre far enough out just hold them

>> No.17879641

>>17879517
Pudgy makoto is fine but ffs, she has no tits

>> No.17879642

>>17879611
based ty frem

>> No.17879674

>>17879563
In a similar position as that anon, when would I make these purchases, as soon as possible? Or wait for the stocks to drop more?

>> No.17879675

>>17878661
It's the "forget about it" that makes it dangerous, not the multi-day hold. You can easily fuck yourself with a bit of up and down movement even if the trend is up.

>> No.17879706

>>17879496
i mean im not sure its a good idea to just buy puts of one of the few things that has consistently been pumping all day, in the middle of the day, when its not even near any resistance

>> No.17879845

how dumb to bet that DB will be above 5usd in in 2 years? bought 4x call for $850..seems like a good deal to me when I consider too big to fail meme

>> No.17879897

bought puts on brent crude, expiration 26th of march, strike 32 bucks, opinions?

>> No.17880041

>>17879510

I would get out now bears, even if this isn't the bottom.

Remember, some time now or tomorrow, the Senate will pass the aid bill. That's going to be a natural ~7% bump. It's not the same as the fed cutting rates which have zero impact, it actually addresses the issue, or at least that's what the market thinks it does.

The way the powers that be are approaching this seems to be to punish newfags who make bets based on simple ideas like vol will be high, the market will crab, the market will follow futures ETC.

Take profits now and wait for the senate bill.

>> No.17880065

A BULL MARKET TO LAST A THOUSAND YEARS

>> No.17880082

finally tried to join bear gang and it pumps SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>> No.17880087

>>17879897
that would be calls sorry not puts

>> No.17880127

NEW THREAD

>> No.17880130

>>17880087
> that would be calls sorry not puts
yeah I thought so..then I think you might make some $$$ lad

>> No.17880151

Was out shopping while my 10x leveraged short was mooning. Oh well, hope it drops again today.

>> No.17880247

>>17879456
>This will be a small blip on the radar in hindsi-

>> No.17880416

>>17879305
Seriously fuck this gay ass orgy of a market.

>> No.17880513

>>17879143
Oh dearest Corona-chan, I prithee, heed my prayers and bestow upon us thine blessing: Hid our land of the macaco and the pardo.

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