who else here getting motherfucking /JUSTED/ right now?

[Anonymous No.17868536]

[Anonymous No.17868566]

¿ɯǝlqoɹd

[Anonymous No.17868609]

COVID-19 came from a lab. Not bat soup.

[Anonymous No.17868618]

I bought FVIAX today lol

[Anonymous No.17868631]

>>17868536
u were told to gtfo, exit all markets
the day where they no longer let you won't be far off

[Anonymous No.17868641]

>>17868618
VFIAX, rather

[Anonymous No.17868822]

>>17868536
I'm poor and in debt so all of this is just funny to me.

[Anonymous No.17868825]

>>17868536
>saw those INO shill posters in those "how do we make money off the coronavirus?" threads
>decide to buy $11k in INO at $14/share
>it goes up to 18 dollars last weekend
>feel like I've made it
>gonna wait until it hits an even $20 to sell all my shares for a massive profit
>as soon as the market opens, it fucking drops hard
>it drops below 15
>buy another $1k in shares thinking it will rebound and go back up
>it doesn't
>it just keeps dropping
>it drops below $10
>stop checking the stocks because I get paranoid that my frequent checking is making it go down or something
>check for the first time earlier today hoping it would've gone back up
>$6.10 a share
>mfw
>rage sell all of my shares and lose a TON of money because I listened to /biz/ shills
I fucking hate this place.

[Anonymous No.17868922]

>med student
>country pleading me to come help test people for it
>ready to give me money out the ass for it

[Anonymous No.17868977]

>>17868922
>money out the ass for it
yeah, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.17868981]

>>17868536
I lost half my savings of 10 years