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>> No.17863202

First for SNSS tranny’s suicide

>> No.17863247

why not buy gush?

>> No.17863256
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17863256

Wtf happened to KTOS today?

>> No.17863259
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17863259

Reminder that you are living though history

>> No.17863261
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HERE WE GO BOYS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

>> No.17863277
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17863277

S&P CUTS BOEING TO BBB
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>> No.17863286

corona mood music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

>> No.17863294
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17863294

tfw bought AAL this morning

>> No.17863295
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17863295

YOU BULLKEKS NEVER LISTENED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

>> No.17863304
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17863304

WTF Boeing is down 70% from its all time high??? Holy shit I completely missed that

>> No.17863307

Can we realistically get 2 circuit breakers tomorrow?

>> No.17863311

>>17863247
We discussed this yesterday or the day before and i told you why.

>> No.17863318
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17863318

>have no money in markets
>never invested anything
>content with not doing anything

>> No.17863329

Why is Boeing shit?

>> No.17863334

For real, this drop is way to steep and with not much numbers backing it so we either about to hit terminal velocity all the way to 0 or we will crab at the bottom for 3 months.

>> No.17863336

>>17863277
Finally. Hopefully all the old dinosaurs get dissolved in a tub of acid so that new companies can emerge.

>> No.17863338
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>>17863294
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17863341
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>>17863187
I WANT TO FUCK THIS SLUTTY VIRUS!

>> No.17863343

how do calls work? so lets say a company is worth 500, you put a date saying its gonna be below 300 at 29th of march and if it goes to that amount you make money?

>> No.17863347
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17863347

>Boring delisted from S&P

hhahhahah.

>> No.17863348
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17863348

I STILL HAVE TO FUCKING WORK TODAY.
THE MARKET IS IN FUCKING FREE FALL AND I HAVE TO WORK. WHAT THE FUCK.

>> No.17863353
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17863353

i'm sorry anon who made the BRRRRRRRRRR picture as OC
the r*dditfags have taken it from you

may you find peace as i will never feel it again

>> No.17863360
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17863360

Boeing stock falling like a 737Max, jesus christ. It's been massacred.

>> No.17863363

>>17863304
Yes most companies that were in some trouble pre-corona chan have taken massive losses.

>> No.17863368
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>>17863277

FLYING COFFINS BTFO

>> No.17863377

>>17863247

Because WTI still hasn't reached it's potential low at $19.

You do the math if you hold a x3 inverse ETF for more than 33%.

>> No.17863378

>>17863343
that's how puts work at a very basic level

>> No.17863385
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>>17863187
First for VIOLENCE

>> No.17863388

>>17863247
>gush
can you explain me what GUSH exactly is? This thing has been in bear since the beginning.

>> No.17863402
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17863402

FEDS STOP PRINTING MONEY PLEASE
TURN IT OFF
TURN IT OFF FUCK.

>> No.17863407

>>17863277
>Boeing to BBB

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>> No.17863408

>>17863360


LMAO

This is like something out of a CARTOON

>> No.17863415
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17863415

Counter rally coming soon.

>> No.17863417
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17863417

Okay boys, place your bets, what happens first?
>Negative interest rates
>Major city quarantined
>Govt passes stimulus

>> No.17863419

Daytrade bros, how much do you have to invest per trade to be profitable?
I have a 10$ fee for each order so i have to make atleast 11 bucks with each transaction.
Is 1k enough or do i have to go higher?

>> No.17863428

Repost bc untimely switch. The fact that there is bailouts points to this being an absolutely corrupt and socialist country. Trump and the Fed may want bailouts under the guise of "economic stability" but the real question is to look at how they themselves are affected.

Americans work for dollars which are controlled by the Federal Reserve. The fact that they think the markets are even somewhat free shows that they are extremely mislead and lack understanding. America IS a socialist country and one of the WORST ones to be in by my understanding. At least in other socialistic countries you see some return on your taxes. In America? Welfare, poor budgetary decisions by government, higher taxes, bailouts, etc. etc. The list goes on. American's labors are being exploited and stolen and realistically other options are what I'm looking at. I like America. I grew up here. But a sinking ship is a sinking ship. Under no circumstance should ANY company be bailed out for being levered up too much. The bailout DOES produce economic stability but at WHAT cost?

The Fed clearly states it's purpose is to keep the economy stable, maximize employment, etc etc. It does NOT state that it's mission is to benefit the working/producing class. The country is dying and the bandaids are only prolonging it's death. You can have maximum employment and people working 2-3 jobs just to get by. You can have a "stable" economy with people living paycheck to paycheck. The American dream is being murdered by those who run it, and their darkened thinking has created long term issues for this country.

I myself am upset as AAL was negative 200:1 debt to equity. Meaning the equity existing, a great amount is owed. The fact that the government and politicians think they should be bailed out is absolutely reprehensible, abhorrent, and a complete disregard for what is just and what is right. Unholy and devilish in every way. People don't need the dollar to live. We don't need credit or debt to get by.

>> No.17863435

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlSxPouPCIM

>> No.17863438

No more malarkey, vote biden.

>> No.17863440
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17863440

How long until complete air travel ban in the US? I give it as week or two.
>>17863385
based
>>17863402
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17863447

>>17863329
737 max was a huge fuckup and now corona punched airlines in the balls. Airlines have no money they won't buy more planes until things recover.

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>>17863415
You believe that momo?

>> No.17863464

>>17863419
0 because there are non-rh commission free brokerages what the fuck are you doing mate

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>>17863419
where are you buying that still has a fee?

>> No.17863471

>>17863447
Maybe they would have money if they hadn't spent 96% of their spare cash on stock buybacks

>> No.17863473

>>17863428
The fact that the government has pushed for continual self expansion at the expense of the people who support it has shown it's true intentions. It no longer supports good and Trump is a crook all the more for it.

The thing about evil is, if you don't address it right away, it continues to grow and fester like mold. We got to see that firsthand in 2008. But airlines? They aren't even that economically essential. Even Jeff Bezo was said to have been attempting to contact officials, probably for some support. It's dead and dying and these people have exhibited no regard for the lives of their workers.

This is too much and enough. The day of the boomer will likely last another 15 years and we will be all the worse off for it. Time to put up or leave, or accept your future being peddled to "swine". Disgusting.
Repost 2/2

>> No.17863480

>>17863360
So puts tomorrow?

>> No.17863487

>>17863388

Gush is a 3x ETF that tracks WTI

The potential IS there if you get the bottom in oil prices.

>> No.17863492

>>17863447

Also, most companies were doing stock buy-backs, meaning they were literally buying their own stock with the money from the Federal Reserve.....

Their stock was a ponzi scheme kek

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>>17863334
it am really xrazzzyyy we hitting like 3 months of losses in span of week

>> No.17863499

>>17863419
I think if you deposit 100K in some brokerages, it drops to like a $1

>> No.17863502

newfag here, aint trying to be like you guys stressing out and spending 24/7 thinking about stocks, when do i buy? i want to buy something at 30 now and sell it for 100 in a couple months to get rich, its that simple right?

>> No.17863508

10 MINUTES UNTIL FUTURES
>10 MINUTES UNTIL FUTURES
10 MINUTES UNTIL FUTURES

>> No.17863518

>>17863318
Same here, watching it all burn down. Absurd imaginary money moved around by voodoo priests in suits. I hope things get bad enough that wall street suits are lynched. Probably not, but I can dream.

>> No.17863519

>>17863417
Quarantine, stimulus, neg rates

>> No.17863522

>>17863480
>He isn't holding puts overnight
Although not gonna lie there's a strong possibility we're green tomorrow from over-selling today and that would bog my asshole real good

>> No.17863529
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17863529

*ahem*
Ready for the pump tomorrow?

>> No.17863533

how long until futures hit the breaker, I say 10 mins.

>> No.17863538
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>>17863508
LETS DO THIS BOBOS

>> No.17863541

>>17863417
I thought SF has already announced quarantine

>> No.17863546

>>17863502
wait 2-3 months and come back then

>> No.17863547

>>17863502
yep. Any of them. Just buy the dip bro. nothing will go wrong

>> No.17863551

>>17863318
it's probably about to be literally the perfect opportunity to start if you have nothing invested now

shit is cheap as fuck, gonna be cheaper

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17863555

>>17863277
holy fucking shit
its finally happening
all that junky corporate debt is going through the center of the earth

i fucking KNEW IT
t. knew it

>> No.17863558

>>17863492
>most companies were doing stock buy-backs, meaning they were literally buying their own stock with the money from the Federal Reserve.....
That's not how buybacks work.

>> No.17863566

>>17863541
SF is recommending people stay at home starting at midnight. It's a few levels below an actual quarantine.

>> No.17863570

>>17863256
Somebody fat fingered a sale or got liquidated, I saw a 103k sell order at $5

>> No.17863571
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17863571

am actually alittle long right now
not much but eh

>> No.17863579

prepare your anus for green dildos

>> No.17863610

realistically its going to be green tomorrow

>> No.17863611

>>17863533
I'm gonna be a contrarian and say no limit up or down this evening.

>> No.17863612

Shill me a good no leverage short index.

>> No.17863616

>>17863492
loans for buybacks come from large banks
not fed

>> No.17863623

>>17863522

S&P @ 2350 is December 2018's lows. It's a major support line.

We're either rallying hard tomorrow probably due to the Congress providing a response and passing a bill, or some huge news smashes through that support and we're going to 2000 on the S&P

>> No.17863631

1700 in my account ready to roll
Show me the green dildos, I blow my load on more puts 2 months out.

>> No.17863634

>>17863518
Hello, based department? You're gonna want to hear about this.

>> No.17863638

>>17863318
this only that I'm pretending that I'm going to buy the dip eventually

>> No.17863644
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>FUTURES MOONING
>FUTURES MOONING
>FUTURES MOONING
>FUTURES MOONING

AHAHAHAHAH BEARBROS BTFO

>> No.17863645

>>17863518

Lots of wealth managers going deaf from the nonstop inbound calls from clients, at least on the WM side of things. Hopefully we get rooftop jumpers again like in '87.

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>>17863579
>>17863610
Its only starting

>> No.17863658

>>17863610
Realistically it should crab at some point.

>> No.17863662
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17863662

The stock market crash of 1929 saw two days in a row of huge drops. -12.82% on October 28th and -11.73% on October 29th.
We just lived through October 28th.
But this time, the second day could be even worse.

>> No.17863666

>>17863579
Its not going to work. They burned through 500 billion and god knows what more today. Its going to close at 16 at least tomorrow.

Tell your family members to pull out cash now

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>>17863579

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>>17863417
>>17863519
w-what happens with negative rates?

>> No.17863693
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the real question is how does one trade credit interest swaps?
big boys only id assume

>> No.17863694

>>17863417
3-1-2

>> No.17863716

>>17863658
its going to keep crashing for a few weeks, probably another 15-20% then crab out until summer

>> No.17863719

>>17863691
You pay the bank to hold your money.

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My asshole is twitching in anticipation.

>> No.17863733
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the real question is how does one trade interest rate swaps?
big boys only id assume

>> No.17863734

>>17863656
was crashing the economy part of your plan?

>> No.17863743

How isn't this a bank robbery in progress? The pumping so that your banker friends NEVER make a loss?

>> No.17863757
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>>17863691
>We can't!
We must, it's the only way.
>But it's economic suicide! Once we unleash this monster, it'll be nigh impossible to contain!
Sometimes, Jerome, to end one crisis you must unleash another. We've had it too good for too long.
>What do we tell the public? The bankers? The traders?
What do we tell them? We tell them this:
"Pick a god, and pray."

>> No.17863758

>>17863502
a rope and hang yourself

>> No.17863765

>>17863734
of course

>> No.17863777

green futures, red eod inc

>> No.17863780

>>17863719
I could see it if they were holding gold ious
but they aint

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>>17863277
>BBBoeing

>> No.17863789

>>17863644
Retard

>> No.17863796

>>17863691
>rate -1%
>pay in 100
>wait 1 year
>you now have 99
really isn't that much more to it
or for loans
>rate -1%
>loan 100
>wait 1 year (pay nothing in this example)
>you now owe 99

>> No.17863798

>>17863693

Only institutions/large companies can do swaps, since they're otc agreements.

>> No.17863799

>>17863743
what the fuck do you think overnight repos are?
they buy the stock overnight, then sell on market
banks buy it back to try and get some liquidity back, and buyback insanity is gradually unwound

hence why its accelerated as we go lower and lower

>> No.17863800
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17863800

>>17863691
There will be blood in the streets

>> No.17863802

How can banks and institutions get away with saying trash like "You can't time the market" to their clients and then their neighbor across the hall has deep OTM leveraged put options and VIX calls giving 100:1 returns.

>> No.17863818

>>17863277
>BBBOEING

>> No.17863827

>>17863802
because jews

>> No.17863829

>jackhammering my cock while on a margin call

>> No.17863832

>>17863502
buy a gun so you can shoot yourself

>> No.17863843

>>17863802
you cant, they can

>> No.17863851

>>17863802
Risk

>> No.17863854
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17863854

PREPARE

>> No.17863862

>>17863716
Maybe. Wide range on the crab though. If indexes do back to back flat-ish days you're going to see a very aggressive pump thereafter. Maybe trap maybe not but it will be swing tradeable. If sell signal occurs at a lower high off that pump, i short.

>> No.17863871

>>17863802

Because we're allowed to, retail babs only fight for the scraps.

>> No.17863873

>>17863800
Then it's time to buy!

>> No.17863877

>>17863277
>bought the dip
>down 6% today
>but sold all my Boeing last week
wew lads
I hope that "If it ain't Boeing I ain't going" fella got out in time...

>> No.17863884

>>17863802
Keep your client stupid and you may have a client for life. Evil

>> No.17863887

nationwide quarantine in two weeks

>> No.17863899
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Futures predictions? Post em before we get too far in

>> No.17863901

>>17863187
Alright boys where's the bottom on spy

>> No.17863908
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I'm so nervous to buy more puts
are we at the bottom or are we not?
Do I buy Boeing puts or not

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>>17863428

From October 2019

>> No.17863910

>stagnated
What gives?

>> No.17863912

>>17863899
slightly green

>> No.17863921

>>17863901
lol

>> No.17863922
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WHY ARE THE FUTURES GREEN

>> No.17863924

>>17863899
+800 DOW

>> No.17863926
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17863926

Ok so feel free to tell me i'm retarded but do you guys think Boeing is a good stock to buy now or in the near future if it continues to fall? I'm not sure how likely it actually is but I think that the US government is going to bail them out at some point because they're a major manufactorer for the military and they're going to have a pretty healthy bounce after corona goes away

what does /biz/ think

>> No.17863928
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W'ERE BACK BULLBRO'S

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>>17863341
Same

>> No.17863935

>>17863899
Green. Bonds haven't moved much.

>> No.17863941
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a v recovery any day now

>> No.17863945

Of course they are pumping it, fucking kek'd.

>> No.17863946

>>17863304
Yeah and they dropped to a BBB credit rating too lmao

>> No.17863947

>>17863899
Slightly red, but green market dead cat bounce tomorrow

>> No.17863950

>>17863910
You think we're going to lose again after a 3000 point sell-off? Give the market time to cool down. It'll drop more eventually.

>> No.17863953

>>17863899
Deep red with out doubt.

>> No.17863959

its over for bears.

>> No.17863963

OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17863966

>>17863926
boeing wasnt a good stock to begin with
dont look at their ticker
look at their bonds
they were fraudulently rated
and now were seeing it come home to roost

bet it wont be the last fuckhuge company we see doing this

>> No.17863970

>>17863899
They're going red eventually

>> No.17863972

>>17863899
Green, you should have covered your short positions at close and waited for the inevitable green day to short again

>> No.17863976
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>>17863899
won't gain traction till some countries stop quarantines

>> No.17863981

>>17863947
This single day dead cats are fucking ridiculous

>> No.17863986

oh no no no who got cocky?!

>> No.17863988
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>>17863187
It's the 1929 crash all over again.

>> No.17863991

I always knew we were living on borrowed time.
This couldn't continue, even if it weren't corona-chan, something was going to bring this jerryrigged mess of a system crashing down sooner or later.
APOCALYPSE NOW

>> No.17863994

>>17863966
i see

>> No.17863999

>>17863922
Because we just dropped 10%. Going to be a slight dead cat bounce.

>> No.17864007

>>17863899
DOW down another oh, 23% ;D

>> No.17864012

Wait a minute
My company's sock is down 65% in the past month.....
They won't fire a cyber security engineer right

>> No.17864015
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17864015

>>17863726

>> No.17864021

>>17863988
this is much much much more serious desu senpaitachi
and theres a lot more money thats going to go POP

>> No.17864023

>>17863909
Saved. Thanks. I'm short USB but still sketched. Just gonna hold for the time being.

>> No.17864031
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17864031

They will open red give it time.

>> No.17864037

Is it retarded to to own any calls at all right now? A buddy of mine is trying to convince me to daytrade them on local upticks, but it sounds sketchy to me.

>> No.17864043

>>17864012
>company's sock

what are your certs? What degree do you have? ALso no they wont

>> No.17864049
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17864049

>>17863972
>ID is bEAF
It's over for you bullcucks

>> No.17864052
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17864052

How are those "cheapies" you bought friday doing?

>> No.17864054
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17864054

>>17863341
>culonavirus
I appreciate this joke so fucking much it's not even funny

>> No.17864059

>>17864043
No certs. Bachelor of science in cyber security. 3.83 GPA on a 4.0 scale.

>> No.17864081

>>17864037
>local upticks
call us when that fucking happens
better yet, dont because youll miss the fucking picosecond where you couldve bought them

>> No.17864085

>>17864043
what school offered that degree?

>> No.17864092
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17864092

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... wallah!
We're back in business, did you bears seriously think this little slump would last?

>> No.17864095

>>17863871
>we
Christ mate break it to me
I didn’t sell enough again and I’m still deep in equities and deep in the red.

What the fuck is there for me to do now?

>> No.17864097

>>17863435
not even two minutes in and im laughing my ass off
>suddenly prices began to fall
>surprisingly because for the last five years stonks had only gone up

>> No.17864103

>>17863799

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOZ1O4MCxfM

>> No.17864111

What is the bear meme? Pls explain.

>> No.17864112

Was expecting more of a sale today im disappointed

>> No.17864114

>>17863307
Think it's going red tomorrow?

>> No.17864116

Isn't the house voting on something later tonight?

>> No.17864122

>>17864085
I've told you too much already my friend. Many universities these days have those degrees though.

>> No.17864125
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>>17863926
Hear me out.

After Corona-chan, there are going to be a lot of planes being sold as insolvent airlines are forced out of business and liquidate their assets. This means that there's going to be little market for new Boeing aircraft when you can buy second hand.
Boeing is going to struggle to sell aircraft after the 737 max controversy AND most airlines getting extremely cash strapped after the Corona issue. This sucks for Boeing.
Boeing's brand is tainted thanks to the 737 max. This sucks for Boeing. They can't even get the planes off of the ground because they're grounded
Boeing has a contract with NASA, that's going terribly. This sucks for Boeing.
Boeing has a global supply chain. Tariffs and Corona limits gutting imports is even worse for Boeing.

BBBoeing is an Aerospace company building planes that can't fly to airline companies that can't do flights using materials they can't get financed with cash they don't have.

The only way out for Boeing is a taxpayer bailout, and the USA might have a little bit of a cash issue.

>> No.17864129
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17864129

Bulls always make early predictions i've noticed.
Overconfidence has lead you down the same path over and over and over again.

>> No.17864139

>>17864052
Ok. I kinda wanna fuck Corana-chan now.

>> No.17864149

What broker should I sign up with as a student britbong? Is the only difference when you're allowed to trade because I can stay up all night anytime

>> No.17864156

>>17864092
YOU WILL BE WASHED AWAY IN A SEA OF RED

YOU THINK THIS IS OVER?
IT HAS ONLY BEGUN

THE TIP OF THE GREAT RED ICEBERG

>> No.17864165

FUTURES DROPPING HARD OH NO NO NO

>> No.17864166

Bearbros ... futures up 1% in the midst of a global pandemic that will exponentially get worse in America day by day ... did we get too cocky? Time to call it quits?

>> No.17864167
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17864167

Hey it’s me the credit card buyer.
4k from my credit card lol
1k cash

>> No.17864168

>>17864114
the bay area just got ordered to stay in place till april 7 starting tomorrow at 12:01am...I think yes

>> No.17864169

>>17864081
just asking. Kinda new to this and the info in the OP hasn't completely settled in me yet. My buddy is more experienced in this stuff than me so he's kinda forceful with his opinions.

>> No.17864175

>>17864125
thanks bro

>> No.17864176

Is ABBV going to moon? The only cure to Corona is going to be a cocktail of anti malaria meds and hiv drugs. There will never be a vaccine.

Is this a good buy?

>> No.17864183

>>17863307
No the lower we go the harder it is to go down 13%.

>> No.17864191

>>17864103
just think how easy this wouldve been to unwind in 2012 compared to fucking 2020

fuck

>> No.17864199

So how do you deal with a pandemic that's been denied in America for almost a month?

>> No.17864223

>>17864111
It's a wall street joke. When the stonk market goes up or down real fast, that's a "teddy bear market" . When it is not moving much, they call it "bullshit" or "bull balls" market. 4chan didn't invent it though I think it was Henry Ford who first named it

>> No.17864236

>>17863464
I use qtrade I'm a leaf fag so yeah I pay 8.95 a trade is there better options?

>> No.17864244

>>17864199
The way Korea did. Test everyone 2 times a day.

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>>17864223

>> No.17864250

>>17864199
I haven't left my bunker in 2 weeks. Have no plans on leaving for another 2 weeks. It could be nothing, but based on China's reaction I don't want to take the chance.

>> No.17864254

oh no no no, i accepted a delivery today and now i feel feverish, i think i just got corona'd

>> No.17864258

>>17864199
Why contain it?
Let the boomer holocaust happen

>> No.17864259

>>17864236
read the info in the OP. There is a lot of good stuff in there.

>> No.17864260

Europe already back to pre-2008 levels. Can these NYSE bull retards not see the writing on the wall?

>> No.17864263

How's the TP and PT hunt going?

>> No.17864264

>>17864199
30% of the population still think it's a fear mongering hoax.

>> No.17864270

>>17863909
They dropped minimum reserve rates to 0%for 26 MAR forward. No fractional reserve quota puts us in 1920s era banking territory.

Hope you got ammo because I don't think this one is going to be a quiet nothingburger

>> No.17864272

>>17864199
You watch as society is locked down and all Americans that were living paycheck to paycheck get completely fucked and die because the rich don't give a fuck

>> No.17864273

>>17864052
i bought some shit today PUMP and OAS oil always bounce back and if not my SNAP will cover it
>The only certain thing is for thots to post plauge pics

>> No.17864276
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17864276

Buy RGR.

>> No.17864288

All the unironic bulls are dead right? Is it safe to start looking at shares again?

>> No.17864291
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17864291

Got some play today lol

>> No.17864295
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and there they go

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17864300

>>17863247
Forget it, and I sold all my GUSH positions already.

>> No.17864308

Bears you realize that the green Wojack posting on bounces is just to troll you right?

Because you respond to them every time lol

>> No.17864309

Just so you know, if Boeing doesn’t rebound tomorrow, neither will the broader market. It basically controls the DOW

>> No.17864311

>>17864183
That's not how economics works, LOL.
If they think they should sell they will sell.

>> No.17864315
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17864315

The face of a man who aged a decade in a month.

>> No.17864316
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17864316

BOBO WINS AGAIN

>> No.17864317

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17864318

>>17864288
no
wait until new york gets locked down

>> No.17864324

I've been surprised with how well FCEL is doing.
It's a company that I really expected to have gone bankrupt by now.

>> No.17864329

>>17864288
No yet anon, the ride to the bottom is just getting started, wait 2-4 weeks

>> No.17864333
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>>17864270
>remembered i wanted to buy another box this morning then forgot
>see this
hahaha holy shit

>> No.17864334

>>17864169
>Kinda new to this and the info in the OP hasn't completely settled in me yet
do not trade options then
this is not the time to learn im afraid

the market has literally never gone this straight down in fucking ever
this is literal history
and NOT the good kind

>> No.17864336

Walmart was sold out of almost all eggs, milk, pasta, soup, most bags of frozen chicken, but the guns were all gone and that really struck me oddly though the rest of the survivalist type shit was still on the shelf in the sportings good section

>> No.17864337

WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE FUTURES ARE GOING RED STOP IT!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17864343

>>17864012
what's your company?
Also expect starbucks stock to go down. Every employee ever hired is assigned a number, and that number they have is how new to the company. IE if your number is 17535 you were the 17535th person hired. Right now they're in the 2900000s. They've hired about 50,000 people in the last year because there stocks been going up. About 1/6th of the people SB has hired in the last 50 years were hired last year and they've opened over 30,000 locations globally as of last year.
Starbucks is not making profits, and everywhere is closing. They're desperate to stay open, by virtue of "get in, get out" and converting stores to DTO only. Their stock has gone down almost 50% in the last 4 months. And they're just going to keep going down based off all the benefits they have to pay for those employees. They're spread thin and being backed into a corner.
If you're buying Puts, buy SB.
And whenever corona is gone, buy calls. This shit is going to go through the roof.
T. Employee 26xxxxx

>> No.17864345

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT T-

OH NO NO BEARBROS WE G-

OH NO NO BULLBROS

>> No.17864347
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>found a decent amount of TP at Aldi's but it was the expensive brand
>okay whatever
>go to buy some Sprite and soup at Target because I catch literally everything and it'll be nice to have when I inevitably catch Corona
>both Sprite and 7up are sold out and I have to buy Sierra Mist

>> No.17864352

>>17864295
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k
>19k
19k

>> No.17864353

>>17864260
I've noticed all the bulls are too prideful, I'm bearish right now, but if stocks were going up I would be bullish, what kind of retard fights against market trends just to lose money

>> No.17864354

>>17864270
I've got food and my family has guns. For now we haven't consolidated as a group but at the first sign we have enough to survive on for a month

>> No.17864356

>>17864176
IS ABBV GOING TO MOON

>> No.17864357

>>17864092

f5 faggot

>> No.17864359
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>> No.17864365

>>17864315
Is that Trudeau? That's the look of the man who's bad decisions have finally caught up to him.

>> No.17864372
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17864372

Who else here /ROCKHARD/ because of the world actually burning down finally?

>> No.17864373

OH NO NONO BEARBROS

>> No.17864374

>>17864343
based advice desu

>> No.17864376

>>17864223
>spoonfeeding

>> No.17864379

>>17864276
>gunsales go up AFTER my ffl who did cheap transfers shuts down
JUST

>> No.17864380

>>17864315
it's the facial hair, he'll look 5 years younger when he shaves it

>> No.17864391

Still way to many people shorting and way too few people actually selling.

>> No.17864394

>>17864315
Can’t get his adrenochrome anymore.

>> No.17864395

10 BUCKS A SMALL ICE AGE BEGINS THIS YEAR
10 BUCKS A SMALL ICE AGE BEGINS THIS YEAR
10 BUCKS A SMALL ICE AGE BEGINS THIS YEAR
10 BUCKS A SMALL ICE AGE BEGINS THIS YEAR
10 BUCKS A SMALL ICE AGE BEGINS THIS YEAR

>> No.17864402

>>17864059
what school

>> No.17864410

>>17864380
He also has heavy ass bags under his eyes.

>> No.17864411

Uhhh... BOBROS????

>> No.17864415
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17864415

MAHARI YUWARE GAAIE SAVANARE

>> No.17864424

>>17864264
>death tolls less than heart disease, cancer, diabetes, car accidents, common cold.
Yea totally not fear mongering and using it as a scape goat for the credit / repo bubble we are in and blaming the people for "not participating"

>> No.17864435

>>17864391
thats what has me worried desu
what happens when boomers start liquidating whats left of their 401ks?
boomers own 90% of all equities

>> No.17864437

>>17864353
They have what we would call....ideology.

>> No.17864440

>>17863187
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.17864443

Exciting times we are living in, boys.

>> No.17864448
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17864448

'e bought puts?

>> No.17864454

>>17864424
based ride the wave

>> No.17864455

>>17864021
its a powderkeg waiting to pop. The 2008 crisis was just someone dropping the wrench and spooking someone.

>> No.17864457

bobros...
i don't feel so good...

>> No.17864468
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17864468

Wtf, im UP!

>> No.17864471

>>17864353
they have just been brainwashed. happens every time.

>> No.17864475

Airline put holders, I have concieved a plan.
So as you may know AAL is one of the most exposed airlines in terms of debt, poor financial support, etc. How they are alive is atrocious to me, but that's besides the point. So here's the deal.
Earlier today, Trump announced that airlines will likely be getting help. Is this bad? Sort of but not really. Now AAL being as financially unsound as it is, this was a perfect storm for them and the amount of actual bailout they need is considerable, enough so that the Fed/gov may have to reconsider helping them out. Other airlines not so much from what I've seen. But AAL, just look st their 10K and financials.
So the plan is to wait until they report terrible earnings, hoping the Fed does not help them out before hand, and be ready to sell shortly after. We need to count on the lag from the Fed response to plummet the stock.
Trump obviously wants to cushion in a second presidency, at the cost of the taxpayer of course (tfw voted for him), so be careful and watchful towards what he does. This is all theoretical of course, but is derived off of past actions and behavioral observances, so this way the presumed current loss no longer exists, and we can still profit. Manage risk accordingly.

>> No.17864478
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17864478

HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEARFAGS BTFO FOR NOW AND FOR THE REST OF TIME
BULLSBROS, LETS GET THIS TRAIN A-MOVIN!

>> No.17864481

>>17864443
innit?
fucking cheers m8

>> No.17864484
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>> No.17864489
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17864489

>bullniggers right now when seeing a deadcat in the futures
the next crash is going to be even worse, 5-6k points off the index.

>> No.17864495

>>17864343
It's a very large financial institution, fortune 200.

>> No.17864497

MARKET IS GREY!!!!!!!!!

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17864500

>>17864092
>Wallah

>> No.17864509

>>17864455
by muh calkulashuns about a literal quarter of a quadrillion in funny money derivatives

>> No.17864511

>>17864478
>+0.16%
vs
>-13%

>> No.17864513

>>17863202
>mfw I listened to that tard and bought 200 shares at 80c thinking I was slick
at least it was only some funny money I wanted to play around with. I cant believe the left managed to convince everyone this was the calamity that would end the world.

>> No.17864517

NOOOOOOO WHERED IT GO

>> No.17864531

>futures up 17

lmao bear cucks.

>> No.17864538
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17864538

Where were you when you realized we're about to all work from home for the rest of our lives (besides people who work specifically making the food, medicine, and electricity/internet)?

>> No.17864539
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>>17864468
dttr i bet on food, pussy and guns. Was wondering why food was getting trashed alongside everything else till i realised people will click on once they get hungry.

>> No.17864542

>>17864478
>DOW shears off a third of it's ATH value
>bullfags see a tiny bounce and start celebrating
you're going to end up in the poorhouse like this

>> No.17864544

>>17864484
fuck you nigger
if you go red army, im going black army
we can both kill the white army, but after that im NOT making the same mistake as the ukranians did

fuck you piece of shit rats

>> No.17864549
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New Mannarino
"We are not done."
"Designed to catch you off guard."
https://youtu.be/-ljcbFBTLa4

>> No.17864550

Cineworld or Cineplex a buy?

Both are being hit hard due to the virus. Cineworld planned to do a takeover of Cineplex at $34/share, but now cineplex is at $9.33 and now there's talks about having the takeover blocked. Cineworld itself has dropped heavily too.

Will theaters rebound or is their death, with all the self-isolation causing more people to move to streaming? I have this urge to pump everything into them right now, it's too enticing. Please convince me otherwise

>> No.17864566

I hope you all make it out alright.
t.not a single penny invested

>> No.17864577

>>17864544
I guess I am brown army?

>> No.17864580

I'm afraid of what will happen when the Australian markets open in hour. hold me bros

>> No.17864583

wait what's happening on 31st of March?

>> No.17864588
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17864588

>nightly Fed pump can't even conjure up a single green percent
it's just sad at this point really

>> No.17864592
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17864592

>>17864489
10K WHEN?

>> No.17864594

>>17864478
>+0,66%

>> No.17864598

Is there a reason futures are green?

>> No.17864606
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17864606

Are ya winnin son?

>> No.17864615

>>17864598
yes you idiot we had a historic drop the market will cool down and bullcucks will buy cheapies.

>> No.17864626

>>17864544
Sounds good to me. I would prefer we not loose anyone on our sides after the war with the

>> No.17864631

>>17864334
i'm up 100% though. Put 500 bucks in last week and i'm at 1k today. I'll play with that amount and if i lose it i lose it. Should have learned how to do this shit years ago.

>> No.17864632

By the way Trump will likely shut down the market if it gets out of hand. He's made it very clear his intentions are not to keep a free capitalist systems in play during these times, and being as lacking in selflessness as he is, don't be surprised if they flip the switch if it gets too bad.

>> No.17864638

>>17864549
Stfu Greg

>> No.17864643

>>17864223
100% true

>> No.17864644

>>17864538
At home.

>> No.17864645

>>17864580
Is Australia really so reliant on Chinese mining hunger?

>> No.17864647

Hows the THOT index doing?

>> No.17864649

>>17864577
what?
no look up the ruskie revolution
black army was anarchists that got sold out by the red army bootlicker faggots
white army was imperial loyals

if were going madmax, im GOING FUCKING MADMAX
FUCK RULES
FUCK COMMIES
FUCK EVERYTHING

>>17864566
im afraid that is simply not how it works man

>> No.17864650

>>17864606
I lost $80. Hoping to ride the dead bat bounce tomorrow.

>> No.17864653

>>17864598
Fed pump n dump.

>> No.17864658

>>17864598
Delusion. Nobody's prepared to accept that, like Europe, we are going back to pre-2008 levels in America. The speed of the crash is unprecedented and everyone feels like they're owed a bull run when the nature of reality (and the catalyst) won't permit it.

>> No.17864660
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17864660

Uhhh we're going to 2016 right?

>> No.17864663

>>17864443
Loading the boat.

>> No.17864665
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>>17864538
>internet
Might as well work in IT companies, call centers, comms, ISP periodically if you have the expertise, to get some fresh air. Being stuck at home 24/7 is bad for your health.

>> No.17864671

>>17864626
USG*

>> No.17864672

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS AT LMFAO STEP THE FUCK IN AND BUY THE DIP YOU STUPID RETARDED DIPSHITS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17864676
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>>17864012
Any anons still holding AMD here? I got in at 45 a long time ago. I was in in for the long hall from the start but it still sucks looking at it drop every day. At least SQQQ is making me some money

>> No.17864677

>>17864606
Hey! where you been?

>> No.17864687

>>17864653
20:00:01 we turn back down hard

>> No.17864688

>>17863417
europe is literally one big quarantine at this point, you must be delusional if you think that wont come to the US in the next days

>> No.17864693
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17864693

>>17863187
> Honk honk
Just a reminder, stonks only go down. Just another reminder, I've been telling you for days but you probably already missed almost 7%, but short NFLX. 80x earnings in a bear market lololno.

>> No.17864695

OHNONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17864696

>>17864632
You're a retard, it's not going to close

>> No.17864698
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17864698

>>17864513

>> No.17864702
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>>17864647
Safer than gold.

>> No.17864704

Market shits all around but hey this is a ripe time to buy Him at these low ass prices. Fret not and let the market shit some more, His fat divvy will save you in the long run when your old and retired from your job. Why should you care if the market shits more? That just gets you more shares per dollar don't it? Think of Him and his fat divvy. 2.08 a year all for the taking at just 32 bucks a share. Don't delay, be saved by Him and his divvy today.

>> No.17864706

If you missed the dip in 2018, now's your chance.

>> No.17864710

>>17864660
at least

>> No.17864715

>>17864649
>look up a failure
Nah ill pass. I was referring to brown as in brown shirts. I would rather National Socialism but will go with madmax

>> No.17864721

>>17864665
you can still go outside, anon. you just can't congregate with people.

>> No.17864728

PREDICTIONS FOR NIKKEI'S FALL TONIGHT?

>> No.17864729
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>>17864660
I hope that were going back to the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPS-pJwBL4

>> No.17864731

>>17864347
Truly suffering.

>> No.17864733

>>17864710
Probably 2010 or so

>> No.17864737

>>17864660
I would say so ya

>> No.17864740

Damn the futures market is....well flat

>> No.17864744

The fuck is happening with the future stocks? Lol.

>> No.17864748

>>17864626
>>17864671
lol
lets just hope it doesnt come to that

>> No.17864757

>>17864649
I understand what you're getting at but I am less exposed to this than you. For now at least.

>> No.17864761

>>17864677
Wage slaving. Thank god my company is recession proof.

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>>17864660
The meme lines have been written
.38 probable
.5 possible

>> No.17864767

>>17864672
based

>> No.17864771

>>17864744
Crabs reign supreme

>> No.17864780

>>17864631
>I'll play with that amount and if i lose it i lose it
youll give it back with that attitude
but fair enough so long as it doesnt put you in the poor house

>> No.17864783

>>17864744
Almost nothing by the looks of it

>> No.17864789
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17864789

If you bought 'the dip' every time you were asked to buy 'the dip' since two weeks ago you'd be down 50% on many stocks. Faith in the market rebounding has been brutally and systemically annihilated.

>> No.17864794

>>17864761
I remember you've been preparing to short the inevitable recession since forever, have you succeeded or did it come too suddenly?

>> No.17864803

is there a crab ETF?

>> No.17864810

>>17864693
I was going to probably buy some puts tomorrow, got distracted with how crazy everything was today

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>>17864729
>ywn play gta for the first time again
It was so fun.

>> No.17864832

>>17863294
Dumbass, why would you?

>> No.17864835

>everything shut down
>pajeet is still making scam calls
Can we PLEASE devastate India?

>> No.17864841

>>17864728
MINUS OVER 9000!

>> No.17864844

>>17864740
For now. We'll see how asian opens in a couple hours.

>> No.17864862

>>17864715
black army were p cool tho imo
literally freedom from s.t.a.l.k.e.r.

>>17864757
>less exposed to this than you
>For now at least
not if it keeps doing this youre not
thats the sad part about all this
its all shitposting with money on memes until it breaks the entire world again

>> No.17864872

>>17863187
newfag here
what the fuck do I invest in, I can't get a fucking job anywhere and need to learn how to day trade so I don't starve

>> No.17864875

If you dont buy at some point during this dip youre seriously brain dead

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>>17864789
>all people who bought the dip will be suicidally bankrupt after the next 10% drop

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>>17863415
If you sort them by percentage losses instead of point losses you get a more comprehensive picture of overall movement, but even then, you can still see how jokerfied the current situation is

>> No.17864892

>>17864835
With how they're handling the outbreak, they're already fucked.

>> No.17864893

>>17864583
bannerlord

>> No.17864898

>>17864875
At this point you are trying to catch several thrown knives in the frozen time.

>> No.17864900

>>17864803
You can try strangles

>> No.17864905

>>17864884
I want to see mother fuckers jumping

>> No.17864908

>tfw down $17k

>> No.17864909

>>17864810
It's nowhere near too late, the share price could cut in half, and it would still have a retarded valuation for any market, let alone a bull market. I think by end of the week you see it under 200.

>> No.17864921

>>17863417
Rolling for NYC city quarintine this week.

>> No.17864924

>>17864660
we're going to 2008 at the least, and when we're there, we'll see what's happening next.
But remember there's always some way down when bubble companies start going bankrupt for real.

>> No.17864929

>>17864872
Invest in a gun to shoot yourself in the face with

>> No.17864935

>>17864900
or ICs

>> No.17864936

>>17864125
>there are going to be a lot of planes being sold as insolvent airlines are forced out of business and liquidate their assets.
Government will bail them out. They arent going to have airlines all go bankrupt.

>> No.17864940

>>17864908
My best friend lost half his net worth this past week. He had 2 btc and like 16k in spy

>> No.17864949

>>17864898
Did i say sell what you have? Buy new dummy

>> No.17864950

>>17864780
I won't bug you too much, but you actually respond. I've basically been working with the coronavirus lasting for 6 months min as a disruption as my thesis and looking for stocks that i think will be particularly hit by it, which i'm sure everyone else is doing too. because i don't have a lot of money in my account i've been hunting through options trying to find premiums that are particularly low - things like 40-90 cents. Is it worthwhile to scrounge like that, or is it wiser to go for options whose strike prices are closer to break even?

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>>17863417
Rolling for the quarantined

>> No.17864962

>>17864905
at this point, you ABSOLUTELY will
not a fucking doubt in my mind

>> No.17864966

>>17864929
please give me a different suggestion

>> No.17864970

>>17863277
>those dubs
>BBB
Yikes

>>17863347
>+1

>>17863360
Too soon

>>17863417
>>Major city quarantined
>+1

>>17863492
Volume and liquidity gone without stock buy backs

>>17863555
>those trips
check em

>>17863691
Not good for bank stocks

>>17863693
this is a blue board u slag

>>17863757
Not good for bank stocks

>>17863941
Keep telling yourself that

>>17863991
>+1

>>17864125
bad if true

>>17864168
sauce?

>>17864315
>yikees

>>17864333
>those sacred 3 trips
DAYUM

>>17864448
>bogged

>>17864538
>tfw

>> No.17864971

>>17864729
based
>>17864818
rip 2003 me fresh outta middle school

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>>17864794
Right on schedule. I've been shorting for months now. My SDS buys were at around an average of $32, so that's +15%. But it's my bond portfolio that's driving most of my gains. Also pic related.

>> No.17864978

>>17864900
>>17864935
intredasting
thanks

>> No.17864981

>>17864936
There's no fucking way every single airline will be bailed out.

>> No.17864985

>>17864832
I made $24 on $100 and dabbed out, I had a hunch is all

>> No.17864994

>>17864908
If you gambled then too bad. If you just had them sitting there then you're a retard.

>> No.17865000

>>17864962
I WANT TO SEE FLYING JEWS

>> No.17865001

>>17864789
>>17864884
If you bought at some point you hold
You'll never call the bottom and the real final final bottom may be a year away

>> No.17865004

>>17864908
went from 40k to 550k and am now at 100k
now I am trying to find the right moment to get back in so I can hopefully get to 750k+ at the previous price level

>> No.17865005

>>17864966
Buy SPY and then go do research.

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>>17864971
>>17864818
ahhh this will never come back

>> No.17865027

>>17864981
>theres no single way all the automakers will be bailed out.
Airlines are even more important than cars as i can buy a foreign made car but cant take a foreign airline in the USA as easily. Airlines are business critical uses so they will get bailed out.

>> No.17865031

>>17864966
Don't buy any stocks right now the markets still in a death spiral

>> No.17865034

>>17864973
Nice to see that man. Hope to see you here more often.

>> No.17865035

>>17864962
I'll have the popcorn and whiskey ready.

>> No.17865039

>>17865000
9/11 AGAIN?!

>> No.17865073

>>17865034
Yeah, things are getting interesting again, so I might stick around.

>> No.17865079

>>17865026
fuck the world in vice city seemed so big games now adays seem so empty and lifeless

>> No.17865081

>>17864973
Aren't taxes really bad on gambling profits? Easier to just short spy.

>> No.17865102

Medtronic PLC
NYSE: MDT

>> No.17865103

What are the best dividend stocks to buy once it's buytime?

>> No.17865109

>>17865031
You never now when it will hit bottom buying anytime in dip is still money made

>> No.17865116

>>17865005
>>17865031
ok I'll do that

>> No.17865123

>>17864950
looking for mispriced premiums is HOW to play long options, so good on you

that said, should we turn around massively, no matter what you will get IV crushed, even if you get a call on the right direction (unless youre WAY OTM).
ideally you would limit your vega with a spread, or even better a credit spread, but dont even fuck around with new stuff rn
im just scalping myself. havent held overnight in like a fucking month now

as for meme flu, theres no way it isnt priced in already imo
between my whole thesis ive had on corporate debt and the insanity of leveraged stock buybacks, combined with the concerning recent activity from the fed, i believe we are headed for a MASSIVE credit crunch.
like fucking biblical

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Thanks this sexy bitch /biz/!

>> No.17865142

>>17864884
I didn't buy in that hard, I've still got most of my capital in reserve, waiting for the bottom.

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17865151

post Tweets that aged REALLY WELL

>> No.17865152

>>17865127
Thank you, based viruslut

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>>17865103
ccl

>> No.17865176

>>17865127
>thighs

>> No.17865180

>>17865127
her time is over
bears should be thanking the credit rating agencies for doing this to us AGAIN

>> No.17865182

>>17865102
MDT makes vents and ekgs, still overpriced rn tho.

>> No.17865204

>>17865127
Gonna pay some escorts to cosplay as corona-chan with my put profits.

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>>17865151

>> No.17865232

>>17865204
do it and take pics

>> No.17865254

>>17864973
How is that not 99%?!
Earnings are going to be shit.
Any money to be made off that still?

>> No.17865262

>>17865204
Are you going to pay them to hit you in the balls for full immersion?

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>>17865151

>> No.17865278

>>17865230
no you dont understand
ive FINALLY seen the light

the reason powell is printing this much is to try and give banks back some scraps of their liquidity and to introduce a FUCKTON more dollars before whichever bank they decide ISNT too big to fail this time, fails

>> No.17865287

>>17864889
Thank you. Points are absolutely irrelevant. Might be slightly irrelevant if adjusted for inflation.

>> No.17865289

>>17864789
The US markets yes, not outside it though.

>> No.17865298

>>17865230
pre-election Trump is a different person.
These days he's just and old rambling fool talking out of his ass.

>> No.17865312

>>17865204
Please document and share your experience for the history books.

>> No.17865324

>>17865081
Last I checked it's rather difficult to make 400% returns shorting spy.

>> No.17865325

>>17865182
Order book is full for ventilators. Thought I'd get an opinion.

>> No.17865332

>>17865262
That sounds painful, maybe just have her spit on me and choke me a little.

>> No.17865334

>>17863693
Only "non-human entities" can trade it due to the language in the CA

>> No.17865341

>>17865298
he definitely doesnt run his own twatter my dude
fucking most blue checkmarks dont if theyre important enough
its a literal liability

>> No.17865343

>>17865298
All that cope.

>> No.17865359

>>17865254
Probably. I'd say the real probability is closer to 94% or something like that. I think I might sell at 87 to have the liquidity on hand.

>> No.17865363

>>17865298
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ralphbenko/2017/02/25/president-trump-replace-the-dollar-with-gold-as-the-global-currency-to-make-america-great-again/

same person

>> No.17865380

>>17865298
Amen
>drain the swamp!
>Lock her up!!

>> No.17865390

Gonna hit limit up today this is bullcountry, bobo

>> No.17865396

Bros can we edit the Fed printing money wojak to Charmin employee printing toilet paper?

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17865398

got Spxl UDOW and French etf power hour
Lets see that Bounce

>> No.17865401

>>17865359
>gommie
lets be fucking real m8
if the fed slips up here, were not looking at inflation
were looking at banks exploding and deflation a la the fucking 30s

>> No.17865402

>>17865359
God damn.
I didn’t have the conviction to hold my SH. Now my retirement account and individual account are getting death murdered with no real hedge but cash.

I’ll never laugh at the 60/40 again.

>> No.17865414

>>17865123
thanks for the input. I have the feeling that there is a huge amount of collusion between industry leaders, bankers, and the administration to prop up the market right now. Thats what that bullshit presentation friday with trump and all the ceo's was about - pumping it at the last minute to get the weekly candle greener. That makes me think it isn't priced in, its super bad, and a few major institutions that are in bed with the gov have been given the go ahead to ladder out of their positions slowly and dump it on retail investors and lower tier institutions with the understanding they will back the government throughout this crisis. My gut feeling is we are going to return to the 1995 trendline, which would take us to 2009-2010 valuations. I could be wrong, but thats what it feels like to me and that is what i'm going to target since its an amount of money i can afford to have big balls with.

>> No.17865423

Whens Asia open?

>> No.17865431

>>17865359
ie depression, not recession

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17865435

what did he mean by this?

>> No.17865436

new ?_?

>>17865429


>>17865429


>>17865429


>>17865429

>> No.17865457

>>17865414
>The economy has been totally stagnant since 2009.

>> No.17865476

>>17865109
the corona hasn't even fully hit the US yet, most businesses are still open, it's definitely going to get worse

>> No.17865479

>>17865436
>423 posts
lol i guess so

>> No.17865484

>>17865204
Don't be a fag, videotape it

>> No.17865498

>>17865396
Only if the press is replaced with a toilet paper roll unwinding.

>> No.17865549

>>17865435
they meant "Hey retard you're going to lose money if you don't know what youre doing"

>> No.17865600

The economy is gonna burn down before this virus is over. I'm calling it. all restrictions is gonna be reversed in europe and america in a few months, the eldery is gonna die, and the economy will go up.

>> No.17865615

>>17865431
>>17865401
Inflation remains a very remote possibility, but the banks are not going to explode any time soon, at least not the big ones. The old liquidity/capital requirements mean they're gonna make it through just fine. It's the non-financial corporations and small banks which are going to explode. Kind of a mix of the 80s savings and loans crisis and the subprime mortgage crisis but with corporate bonds. A deep recession or depression is almost guaranteed at this point, and we won't hit bottom until investors let go of fantasies of a swift recovery driven by a miracle cure or something. The damage is literally already done.

>> No.17865637

>>17865457

Yes it has grown, which is why i think 13k is the bottom rather than 8k like in 2008.

>P/E ratios of greater than 20 or nonexistant as in tesla's case because they don't actually make money are not a bubble

>> No.17865848

>>17864176
LCI has a generic version of that

>> No.17865867

how do I turn $60 into $600?

>> No.17865927

>>17865867
Magic!

>> No.17866018

>>17865867
Send to me I give return of 600 USD for your 60 USD PayPal?

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