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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:25 2020 No.17852334 [Reply] [Original]

I'm just a cute little bear inside a cute little girl's body.

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Misc:
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:58 2020 No.17852348 >>17852334 Why is $SPY going up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:28 2020 No.17852361 >>17852348 for you to buy more puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:49 2020 No.17852368 This is a big nothing burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:52 2020 No.17852372 >due to coronavirus, voting is now done via a smartphone app >boomers too dumb to vote on smartphone >millenials all vote Bernie This is it, the end of capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:09 2020 No.17852376 >>17852348 buy puts at 255

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:11 2020 No.17852377 >>17852348 because we have reached the point of over saturation with retards and newbies thinking they can make easy money shorting and buying puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:12 2020 No.17852378 So what happens if a nation wide travel ban gets instituted ?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:16 2020 No.17852382

Looks like there are two threads so let me repost >>17852329

Never invested in stocks before because I lacked the cash but now I want to get into it. Which broker do you recommend? I want to invest between 50-100k mid-long term into a few individual stocks. I don't want to daytrade. I can lose all the money without it affecting me negatively. I know I should diversify or invest into mutuals and similar but for now I will buy probably something along the lines of 30k Amazon, 20k Tesla, 10k Alibaba, 15k Alphabet, 15k Shell, maybe also 10k Applel.

I am Swiss and my bank would charge 0.7% fees and maybe other hidden costs on top of that. But it would be the easiest and safest option. If I choose a broker, I would probably transfer 100k to it, which requires trust.

Some questions:
>does the broker handle everything like dividends?
>if the broker goes bankrupt, do I get to keep my stocks? I don't plan to keep any significant amounts of cash idling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:19 2020 No.17852385 Lmao

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:26 2020 No.17852389
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Why don't they just close all the stock markets for a month? They did it after 9/11 and that was a much shorter-lived shock to the system. What's the point of sitting idly by and watching all this wealth destruction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:33 2020 No.17852393 ALL THIS CEO COPE ON CNBC LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:42 2020 No.17852399 >>17852292 With over 5k cases? Very high

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:53 2020 No.17852403 File: 1.34 MB, 1583x914, smugtom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOW I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:00 2020 No.17852407 Leftypol is laughing at us again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:11 2020 No.17852409 Not tricking me again this time, orange man. I will wait for the Trump Pump to get more puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:13 2020 No.17852411 >this 200 point fed pump on the dow half trillion didn't work so just buying directly now eh Jerome?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:17 2020 No.17852414 File: 55 KB, 601x473, basado.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tomorrow prediction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:24 2020 No.17852417 dow sub 20 when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:26 2020 No.17852418 File: 18 KB, 333x333, 1584346869411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852372 Hey Nazis you Die in November.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:29 2020 No.17852422 >the "C" in CNBC stand for cope at last i have seen the light

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:32 2020 No.17852424 >>17852334 Buy oil companies or wait? How low can it go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:32 2020 No.17852425 >>17852389 Imagine shutting down the stock market over a couple buildings falling down LMAO its a nothing burger

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:37 2020 No.17852427
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These 180 SPY puts for April and May are starting to look like they'll be ITM before I know it kek. I hope the market pumps at 3:55pm again so I can load back up on puts. :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:40 2020 No.17852428 >stonks Reddit >brrrr Reddit >posting phone app screenshot Reddit >crab reference Reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:45 2020 No.17852430 >>17852389 "Close the markets" is the ultimate bull cope, followed closely by "ban short selling"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:51 2020 No.17852434 File: 1.94 MB, 1458x1436, Corona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852393 All i see is stock going down the more they cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:57 2020 No.17852436 If Trump gives another performance like last week this afternoon it's all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:18 2020 No.17852442 >>17852372 Boomers already did their early voting.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:21 2020 No.17852443
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:28 2020 No.17852446 File: 16 KB, 258x195, 1584375845020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852414 Crab Market baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:29 2020 No.17852448 >>17852399 What do you think the absolute bottom for GUSH is then? $0.45?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:32 2020 No.17852449 >>17852389 Because it will happen regardless, be it now or in a month. 9/11 is something that happened on a single day, this shit has been going on for weeks and will continue for months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:38 2020 No.17852453 >>17852389 That's anti capitalist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:47 2020 No.17852456 >>17852414 ALL TIME HIGH, 2000 POINT GAINS!! HIGHEST IN HISTORY until Thursday where it crashes 3000 points

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:52 2020 No.17852458 File: 1.18 MB, 2048x1357, 1557300435139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852407 Those fags know that you can make a loooot of money when the market crashes, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:02 2020 No.17852463 File: 39 KB, 600x600, Smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852414 Another red day with 2 breaker, trump will rally markets in the last 30 minutes only to late night declare lockdown on some big city

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:11 2020 No.17852466 Are we still accumulating REFR? How many shares you got?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:12 2020 No.17852467 File: 401 KB, 1239x953, corona stonks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852434 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2pzmuFL90

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:18 2020 No.17852472 >>17852418 Man that show was so kiked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:32 2020 No.17852478 >>17852463 oh god I hope so

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:44 2020 No.17852482
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>Via pooler @peterbakernyt, gaggle with Kudlow, who "urged calm over the markets and again saw buying opportunity, eported that the president's call with G7 went well and the leaders agreed to do whatever it takes, said the fundamentals of the economy are still strong.."
HE SAID IT AGAIN AHAHAHAHA
fucking hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:49 2020 No.17852486 >>17852458 >Leftypol not being retards

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:49 2020 No.17852487

>>17852407
We've been laughing at you this whole time.

You're riding shit that's not sustainable and thinking you're the hot shit that's going to ride the curve of the tsunami you've put yourself on. We're just over here waiting for it to swallow you whole so that everyone else who's watching can go 'ooooh, that's why that's a bad idea'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:50 2020 No.17852488 Why aren't the ETFs updating? The valuation time for the UK ones was over 4 hours ago!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:09 2020 No.17852495 Fucking let it crash already so it can pump up again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:11 2020 No.17852497 >>17852428 Welcome to 2020. We've infected every site, fuck off newfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:11 2020 No.17852498 >>17852443 ugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:26 2020 No.17852501 >>17852443 Hahahahha >'No problems here move along' HAHHAHAAHHHAHA

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:27 2020 No.17852502
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:33 2020 No.17852505 >>17852414 A little from column A a whole metric fucktonne from column B

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:33 2020 No.17852506 >>17852414 Depends if Trump pumps it at the conference this afternoon. If he pumps, tomorrow it dumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:33 2020 No.17852507 File: 38 KB, 780x438, 1583760845665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2008 crash >comodities take a hard hit >2020 >people buy gold and silver when the crash is not even half way over you didn't do this, right /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:36 2020 No.17852512 FED ANNOUNCES 500 BILLION OVERNIGHT REPO MONDAY NIGHT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:43 2020 No.17852515 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1563728538613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852414 ahem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:52 2020 No.17852517 >>17852448 0.40 if corona spreads and flights are canceled on time. If late or 2nd wave hits asia 0.30, as then all major year long events will be cancelled until november

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:54 2020 No.17852518 From supper high volume to nothing crab. What happened did everyone kill themselves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:55 2020 No.17852520 File: 79 KB, 1280x960, 1578848967816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852458 they're commies. Anything outside of "gib poor your monies rich boi" they won't understand

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:12 2020 No.17852526 >>17852487 Communism will never be allowed to take over America.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:26 2020 No.17852531 >I ALWAYS BUY >PLEASE BUY >DON'T LOOK FOR THE BOTTOM >JUST BUY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:40 2020 No.17852537 >all this pumping on cnbc BUY GOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:48 2020 No.17852543 I told you people it was going down 2800, but you didn't believe me. Tomorrow it will close up 200.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:49 2020 No.17852542 >>17852482 STRONG AND STABLE ECONOMY ONLY DOWN 20 % since last monday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:50 2020 No.17852544 File: 37 KB, 400x400, 1574211292197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TSLA $480

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:52 2020 No.17852546 >>17852502 OH GOD I'M POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:19 2020 No.17852554 File: 120 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (36).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Dimensional Merge is happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:38 2020 No.17852563 >>17852507 >Implying you could compare 2008 with 2020 This is 100 times faster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:43 2020 No.17852564 >>17852507 Literally boomers with dementia just buying up gold because that's what Glenn Beck told them to do last time.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:45 2020 No.17852565
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repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic
2009 bottom sp500 : 666
2021 bottom sp500 : 000

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:50 2020 No.17852567 PUTS ON WMT PUTS ON WMT PUTS ON WMT PUTS ON WMT PUTS ON WMT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:50 2020 No.17852569 >>17852487 Like I said yesterday, I trained troops to gut reds in the Philippines and am proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:32:51 2020 No.17852571 >>17852526 Something is going to fill the crater y'all are leaving behind here. Nature abhors a vacuum. I'm sure you'd prefer communism to some of the alternatives but even communism is too communism for communists in 2020.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:33:27 2020 No.17852585 >>17852543 I believed you, but tomorrow isnt going to be green

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:33:39 2020 No.17852590 >>17852554 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:33:55 2020 No.17852597 File: 31 KB, 250x251, 1422381956014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "I'm adding, and I'll continue to add."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:03 2020 No.17852600 >>17852567 Thats asinine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:04 2020 No.17852601 >>17852389 Free market mate, let it is all crash down so it can rise from the ashes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:18 2020 No.17852607 >>17852565 based and prophecy pilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:34 2020 No.17852614 >>17852443 Where is this from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:38 2020 No.17852616 should i buy puts or sell puts

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:38 2020 No.17852617
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>>17852486
Lol, imagine thinking we can't invest while also obviously being right. Keep living in a fantasy where MMT wont blow up the planet.

Even Karl Marx Invested on the stock market, tardos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:41 2020 No.17852618 Finally, someone who makes sense on CNBC. Based Joe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:43 2020 No.17852619 >>17852428 >doing well Reddit >not losing money on made up currencies Reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:50 2020 No.17852621 So do I buy my puts now, or wait for Trump's 330 speech to see if the market pumps more?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:04 2020 No.17852628 CYBER ATTACK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:20 2020 No.17852635 File: 261 KB, 1185x1139, 1576012147986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QYLD bagholders ww@.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:27 2020 No.17852641
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>>17852554
what happens if chris-chan meets corona-chan? Will she infect everyone in cwcvile?
>>17852564
wait till corona-chan starts putting boomers in the dirt in significant numbers. That's when the market is really gonna shit a perfectly square red brick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:28 2020 No.17852642 File: 9 KB, 220x229, download.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow look at all these cheapies, thank you donald trump haha baaaassed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:33 2020 No.17852644 >>17852585 >but tomorrow isnt going to be green Not saying it won't be down part of the day, just that it closes slightly up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:36 2020 No.17852645 File: 59 KB, 420x925, 6f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] second breaker when??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:35:57 2020 No.17852653 >>17852621 I'm waiting for the Trump Pump. I'm not betting against him again like I did on Friday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:16 2020 No.17852658 File: 1.40 MB, 978x720, Corona dance final.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] say something nice about her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv_wg1b0QVk

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:20 2020 No.17852659

>>17852563
yeah but still, anyone with half a brain could absolutely tell that we are nowhere near the bottom
especially now that rates are down to 0%, literally encouraging more debt when it's the markets are saturated with debt and retards are cheering for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:23 2020 No.17852660 >>17852502 Hyperbole today is Fed's plan tomorrow. Be careful

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:39 2020 No.17852671 what can the FED do at this point? It seems they truly will just keep printing money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:44 2020 No.17852675 >It's just china >It's just a flu >It's well contained >It's just disinformation What's their endgame?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:59 2020 No.17852681 Donald Pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:00 2020 No.17852683 File: 137 KB, 218x221, mfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852334 >nazi loli as OP i should have known this board would combine degeneracy like this

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:10 2020 No.17852687

>>17852571
Communism assumes people will be just and fair. Humans are anything but just and fair. There will be corruption and worse. I would rather see the entire world destroyed and humanity go extinct than see communism take roots across the planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:23 2020 No.17852691 >>17852616 Try to sell a put and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:25 2020 No.17852692 So are we going slowly down close to daily lows for the rest of the day before Trump comes on to make another last minute pump?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:37:27 2020 No.17852695 Pump it powell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:27 2020 No.17852697 >>17852683 >nazi tard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:28 2020 No.17852698 >>17852671 keep trying these 300 point green dildos that keep evaporating instantly it's just annoying at this point, let it all burn

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:41 2020 No.17852700 >>17852348 The day after you give up and assume it won't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:41 2020 No.17852701 if it goes down another 15% we're in oversold territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:42 2020 No.17852702 File: 17 KB, 378x378, 1522085637784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852659 Yeah but how low is gold going to go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:45 2020 No.17852703 File: 143 KB, 813x768, bogdatrump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852653 >Trump Pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:47 2020 No.17852706 >>17852671 Default. Let it be over for once. Then pick up once Corona-chan is gone and production begins again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:51 2020 No.17852708 >>17852683 >nazi mong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:51 2020 No.17852709 File: 265 KB, 960x960, 1583411444881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is SQQQ going back up to 30be honest

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:53 2020 No.17852710 IMAGINE THINKING THAT THE BANKS AREN'T DOING BUYBACKS TODAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:37:56 2020 No.17852713 >>17852671 they will unleashed the monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:00 2020 No.17852714 File: 7 KB, 1202x70, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just fucked this Bitch an hour ago and now i'm back for seconds

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:09 2020 No.17852717

Stock market retard here. What the fuck is up with the long term history of SQQQ and TVIX? I basically know what they are, but why were they values at a ridiculous amount in 2010/2011? Is that where they'll end up if this shit lasts the rest of the year?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:18 2020 No.17852722 File: 523 KB, 1080x1197, Screenshot_20200316-074227_20200316093712344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RETIREMENT? NOT SO FAST, BOOMER.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:21 2020 No.17852724 File: 2.92 MB, 1372x1234, 1584311744234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852683 >Nazi

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:23 2020 No.17852725 >MOST EPIC RALLY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:26 2020 No.17852726 >>17852487 I don't even know what communism is but I fucking hate you people. Trump is going to turn this shit around and you'll be the same sad lonely losers you were before this thing started. But please, keep laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:51 2020 No.17852735 THERE IS NO BOTTOM. SURRENDER YOUR CHEAPIES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:52 2020 No.17852736 >>17852653 >betting against Trump Atleast you wisened up. Trump curse gets everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:38:52 2020 No.17852737 >>17852617 If you could invest you wouldn't be broke ass communist retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:39:04 2020 No.17852738 Dead cat bounce tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:39:05 2020 No.17852739 File: 1.20 MB, 2000x2816, corona chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852658 cutest waifu in years

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:39:27 2020 No.17852749
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HELICOPTER MONEY COMING
>WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION
HELICOPTER MONEY COMING
>WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION
HELICOPTER MONEY COMING
>WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION
HELICOPTER MONEY COMING
>WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION
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>WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:39:29 2020 No.17852750 >>17852614 https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:39:36 2020 No.17852752 >>17852675 The big Corp owns the government by law

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:01 2020 No.17852761 >>17852722 HAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:01 2020 No.17852762 >>17852713 Jeb bush?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:08 2020 No.17852765 >>17852671 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:12 2020 No.17852769 >>17852683 >ww1 >nazi absolute retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:14 2020 No.17852770 >>17852749 IF this happens i'm quitting and going full NEET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:14 2020 No.17852772 File: 247 KB, 400x400, 1568379808332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852749 gib monies kudlow and i promise to use it to buy more cheapies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:27 2020 No.17852776 File: 3 KB, 167x63, green.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REBOUND BABY AHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:35 2020 No.17852778 >>17852736 Don't worry, my iron hands held until today, and I made 640 bucks :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:35 2020 No.17852779 >>17852702 I don't know, not gold nor any other comodity, but atleast don't jump back in when there's absolutely no indication of a long term uptrend hold tight, and you'll get your chance eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:36 2020 No.17852780 >>17852616 sell puts on 3x leverage short index ETFS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:39 2020 No.17852783 I never asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:49 2020 No.17852787 File: 258 KB, 493x411, 1584329830944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lol, bulltrap is closing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:40:57 2020 No.17852789 File: 729 KB, 500x281, tumblr_static_tumblr_mws4b0atyf1shof9bo1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is everyone ready for 18000?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:07 2020 No.17852791 Who's ready to cringe? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:08 2020 No.17852793 >>17852458 I want that square volvo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:27 2020 No.17852799 >>17852554 DAMN YOU PMURT!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:35 2020 No.17852804 >desperate bullcucks get happy over every 0.1% candle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:49 2020 No.17852813 >>17852762 N E G A T I V E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:56 2020 No.17852818 >>17852717 They're constructed using derivatives that decay in value over time.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:42:08 2020 No.17852821 If SPY goes up like 10-15% i'll be so happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:18 2020 No.17852826 File: 66 KB, 595x558, 1568591529100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852791 holy shit I hate women so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:19 2020 No.17852827 >Valuation time was 4 hours ago >UK market closed 10 minutes ago >Still no ETF price updates What the fucking?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:21 2020 No.17852829

why would anyone think the market is "feeling the bottom" I have heard this for the last two weeks and I just can't wrap my mind around how people are making these claims considering we obviously aren't going to be "feeling the bottom" until corona is under control

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:28 2020 No.17852831 File: 1.35 MB, 2048x1716, me rn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852697 >>17852708 >>17852724 >>17852769 lol this amount of butthurt over a shitty anime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:54 2020 No.17852840 >>17852783 A whole fuck ton of us did

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:42:57 2020 No.17852841

>>17852738
It's already bouncing and crabing today after -12, and with trump speech later makes it hard to predict, but it will be based on his speech like this.
>He says a lot of mumbo jumbo/campaign with CEO's next to him = short rally during speech and fall tomorrow.
>He promisses -% rates= bounce tomorrow of the price in and fall during the week.
>He goes nuclear and lockdown a major city(NYC is the most likely one due to 992 cases) = crash

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:04 2020 No.17852847 >>17852804 more like >bulls somehow get 300 point pumps >it falls apart when the fed looks away Dow is case and point right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:15 2020 No.17852852 Puts nourished by boomer tears. Shorting the market has never been this satisfying before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:19 2020 No.17852853 File: 41 KB, 500x500, 1580292521214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852831 retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:21 2020 No.17852856 File: 235 KB, 401x345, 1_Mini.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852787 And Slammed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:28 2020 No.17852860 >>17852635 Holding these bags for so long I don't even need to go to the gym anymore!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:45 2020 No.17852864 >>17852554 Someone tell that Witcher author this autist stole his idea

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:47 2020 No.17852866 File: 121 KB, 523x677, fed2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852512

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:47 2020 No.17852867 >>17852841 Were locking down!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:47 2020 No.17852868 >>17852569 I said yesterday you were based as fuck and let me say it again. Fuck commies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:52 2020 No.17852869 >>17852831 VERY AMERICAN POST!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:03 2020 No.17852873 >>17852709 nigga i bailed at 28.3, get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:04 2020 No.17852876 I'll never stop buying You short sighted morons don't know what you are missing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:16 2020 No.17852880 >>17852671 I saw green candles get EVISCERATED as quickly as they could appear it was awesome and terrifying at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:21 2020 No.17852884 File: 1.31 MB, 2400x3000, Jerome_H._Powell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852829 >oh god anon, my hips are moving on their own, I'm feeling the bottom, OH GOD IM GONNA POOOOOOMP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:32 2020 No.17852885 >>17852831 please leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:45 2020 No.17852889 Out of curiosity, for the inverse leveraged ETFs, would a death by a million cuts be functionally the same as just tanking to the bottom for its overall price or nah? I'm pretty sure its no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:56 2020 No.17852893 I need a picture of bobo smashing a crab ty

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:44:57 2020 No.17852894 >>17852793 >>17852793 740 turbos make me nut. also they're gonna go up in value in the next few years, much like how crown vics have gone from $500 beaters to $5000 meme cars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:11 2020 No.17852903 File: 47 KB, 200x300, 1542383110790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852487 >muh late stage capitalism It's not gonna happen lmao, Millenarian trash. My desiring machine is ACOOOOOOOMULATING with these shorts, get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:14 2020 No.17852905 File: 10 KB, 258x195, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852873 Sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:19 2020 No.17852908 >>17852889 no because time decay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:22 2020 No.17852913 File: 38 KB, 599x449, D2545F60-55D2-412A-AE42-4FB4B818528E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852722 >just ignore it bro the number will go up like it always has >in fact, this is a great buying opportunity!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:23 2020 No.17852910 >>17852831 >>17852759

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:48 2020 No.17852926 >>17852908 Thanks anon, cheers, be safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:48 2020 No.17852927 File: 480 KB, 862x569, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 10 TRILLION IN QE AND MARKETS STILL CRASHING HARDER THAN THE FUCKING HINDENBURG BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:48 2020 No.17852928 >>17852894 how much leverage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:45:51 2020 No.17852930 File: 262 KB, 325x441, just.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY STOCKS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:02 2020 No.17852934 HERE COMES THE CHEAPIES, CREDIT CARD READY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:10 2020 No.17852939 See them tumbling down Pledging their love to the ground!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:11 2020 No.17852938 >>17852876 I'm sure not missing out on easy 10-20% scalps from these obvious fed pumps

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:11 2020 No.17852940 Currently I have to switch between like three or more websites to get the right charts/news on stocks i'm interested in, and It's annoying as fuck. What do you guys use?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:28 2020 No.17852953 >>17852930 All of the people they keep having on are hilarious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:42 2020 No.17852958 >>17852841 Anyone know when trumps speech is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:53 2020 No.17852961 >>17852653 > I'm not betting against him again like I did on Friday. What? I made $12k betting against him on friday (would've been 20k if TD didn't go down).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:01 2020 No.17852963 >>17852829 I think we they are now contemplating a market closure. If that happens there's no point in selling anymore since it won't open until corona is gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:02 2020 No.17852962 >>17852927 I love this meme so fucking much dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:05 2020 No.17852967 File: 146 KB, 588x823, brainlet-maga-hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852722 Trump is bringing the stock market down so we can load up and be rich, libtarbs btfo yet again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:05 2020 No.17852968 Almost positive GME stock is being used for money laundering or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:06 2020 No.17852966 >>17852958 30 minutes before close, just like usual

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:20 2020 No.17852972
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I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
>I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
>I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
>I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX
>I JUST WANT DOW JONES 20,XXX

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:30 2020 No.17852977 >>17852958 3:30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:30 2020 No.17852978 >>17852930 MALDING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:47:43 2020 No.17852983 >>17852722 >>17852913 If they are close to retirement a large majority of their 401k would be in bonds anyway, the stock market taking a huge shit wouldn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:14 2020 No.17852996 >>17852958 Close short before this starts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:22 2020 No.17853000 >>17852983 most boomers aren't actually retiring though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:22 2020 No.17853001 File: 50 KB, 777x586, 049e4716ce08defa18de2ae0d003069ee56d41cd1efe09b3b3d88bffdcb2c547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LONG OFFICE DEPOT THE FED HAS TO BUY THEIR INK SOMEWHERE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:23 2020 No.17853002 >>17852428 >reddit boogeyman 2020 /v/irgin incel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:24 2020 No.17853003 >>17852961 The Friday pump was biblical. If you held until today, you made money, which is what I did. But I'm not betting the markets go down during his appearance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:31 2020 No.17853006 >>17852968 they did it with hats on team fortress 2 so I wouldn't be surprised

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:43 2020 No.17853013 File: 23 KB, 615x303, campbell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lel guess who's not having a bad day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:45 2020 No.17853015 >>17852968 dumb boomers think gme stands a chance just because they hired a beloved member of the industry when in reality reggie is just collecting a paycheck for this side gig

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:48:46 2020 No.17853016
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people keep saying its not a "financial crisis". fucking idiots. give it 4 weeks of complete shutdown and i guaran-fucking-tee itll become a financial crisis. this is going to be the most epic JUSTing of our generation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:00 2020 No.17853019 File: 452 KB, 1042x1229, nike_puts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:14 2020 No.17853025 File: 211 KB, 639x420, 1584107021802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852831 Mutt mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:26 2020 No.17853028 >>17852424 EOG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:28 2020 No.17853029 >>17852983 A lot of boomers jumped into equities because of FOMO and MAGA, many of them will never retire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:48 2020 No.17853035 File: 173 KB, 604x1237, 1583137291646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852972 I'm praying for DOW JONES 19XXX or less Bring on the end times

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:04 2020 No.17853040 all these guys on CNBC are trying so hard to pump it LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:14 2020 No.17853044 >>17853006 Documentary of this when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:23 2020 No.17853050 File: 107 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Falling fast now, only the Trump Pump can save this ship

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:30 2020 No.17853054 Evens I load the fuck up on SQQQ Odds I load the fuck up on TQQQ This post determines our fate brothers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:31 2020 No.17853055 File: 79 KB, 500x749, 1566687706511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >round 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:33 2020 No.17853057 >dow breached 21200 again uh oh, printers must be on break

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:40 2020 No.17853060 what exactly is the downside of 0% interest rates

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:48 2020 No.17853062
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>>17853016
>boomers justed out of their retirement by cnbc faggots trying to keep this weekend at bernies stlye stinking rotting corpse of an economy standing
boot strap and avocado toast that you fucking old faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:50 2020 No.17853063 File: 144 KB, 394x360, 1583934076642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:50:55 2020 No.17853067 drop is happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:16 2020 No.17853075 >>17853015 After today’s EOD pump, I’m out of GME, still made a profit but it’s making me too nervous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:26 2020 No.17853077 >>17853050 Can't wait to reload on puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:40 2020 No.17853080 >>17853060 No incentive for anyone to actually lend, especially when an economy isn't deflacionary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:47 2020 No.17853082 -2k >-2k -2k >-2k -2k >-2k THE PRINT IS OVER

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:51 2020 No.17853087
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>>17852722
>tfw told my mom too maybe think about rebalancing her retirement to more stable investments

"I can't I've already lost so much at this point I'll just wait for it to go back up."

:^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:56 2020 No.17853093 File: 12 KB, 302x294, ahem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:51:59 2020 No.17853096 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 1582837591561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:18 2020 No.17853102 File: 658 KB, 1024x788, Canned.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853013

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:19 2020 No.17853104 File: 3.63 MB, 288x384, 1583757965626.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO Coronavirus Livestream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RMl8yqo6Uk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:22 2020 No.17853110 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:26 2020 No.17853112 File: 1.61 MB, 1692x1167, 1522369713553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >21100 breached JEROME? JEROME? REALLY COULD USE THE BRRRRRRRRRRRR RIGHT ABOUT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:31 2020 No.17853114 >>17852927 >>17853025 Still a boring and unfunny meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:35 2020 No.17853117 >>17853093 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:43 2020 No.17853121 >-2k again Second breaker when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:55 2020 No.17853125 >>17853093 Only madagascar to go now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:55 2020 No.17853127 QUICK FED KIKES PRINT ANOTHER TRILLION

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:52:59 2020 No.17853128 go SQQQ! go!

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:00 2020 No.17853130

>>17852983
My parents are already retired and didn't get out of the stock market. Totally fucked themselves I think but they aren't saying. It's a combination of index-buying boglehead stuff. I think people retired early based on growth since the last recession, then never pulled out because greed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:13 2020 No.17853132 File: 187 KB, 436x310, biden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853077 >he didn't reload at -5% Whats it like being retarded

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:13 2020 No.17853133
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LET'S HAVE A PART WHILE THE MOON IS THE SKY. THE WOLFS ARE OUT TONIGHT AND I DON'T WANNA DIE!

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER

NO ONE LIVES FOR EVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:16 2020 No.17853135 >>17853114 Best meme, sorry bull-goy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:21 2020 No.17853137 PRINT FASTER FED WHAT THE FUCK PRINT MOREEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:24 2020 No.17853140 what is the best live chart?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:46 2020 No.17853150 File: 81 KB, 328x277, pw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:52 2020 No.17853152 >>17852726 Now you do what they told ya. Now you do what they told ya. Now you do what they told ya. Well now you do what they told ya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:53:57 2020 No.17853153 >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9% >-9% -9%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:12 2020 No.17853157 This is the part where the rollercoaster points down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:21 2020 No.17853161 >>17852930 Dont tell me what to do boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:24 2020 No.17853162 >Corona confirmed in Greenland It was nice knowing you all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:36 2020 No.17853168 >>17853140 https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=TVC%3ADJI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:44 2020 No.17853170 >>17853114 Oh I think he doesn't get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:47 2020 No.17853171 File: 660 KB, 698x840, fire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3 hours left

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:48 2020 No.17853172 >>17852458 Is that Seattle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:54:57 2020 No.17853176 File: 18 KB, 333x253, cope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >never been a better time to buy >buy now for the long term >PLEASE BUY STOCKS JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:01 2020 No.17853179 >>17853132 I reloaded way too early on friday, being a little more careful now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:03 2020 No.17853181 BREAKING NEWS >BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS >BREAKING NEWS PRINTERS AT THE FED HAVE OVERHEATED, LEADING TO ALL THE BILLS CATCHING FIRE PREPARE FOR DEFLATIONARY SHOCK

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:03 2020 No.17853182

Boomer carcass in alley this morning. Hospital cart tread on burst lungs. This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of mucus, and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown.
The accumulated debt of all their mortgages and car loans will foam up about their waists and all the boomers and Karens will look up and shout: "Bail us out!"
And I'll whisper: "...No."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:10 2020 No.17853185 File: 56 KB, 500x506, 1552195747161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853162 >total organ failure mutated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:15 2020 No.17853186 File: 114 KB, 1442x373, ETL14rmUwAAMhfV.png large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:18 2020 No.17853188 >>17853015 >>17853075 I think gamestop will just turn into a key selling store, with a smaller physical footprint for console/tech sales and games. The gay virus shit blew up their gamer cafe idea which wasnt good anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:19 2020 No.17853190 UNDER 21K >UNDER 21K UNDER 21K >UNDER 21K UNDER 21K >UNDER 21K UNDER 21K >UNDER 21K

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:27 2020 No.17853193 >>17852389 >wealth destruction lol wealth is just changing hands idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:40 2020 No.17853198 File: 181 KB, 700x546, 1562391423950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853112 fuck you nigger, jerome already brrr'd all morning. Let this bitch freefall to the second breaker already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:42 2020 No.17853199 >>17853162 >greenland gets corona >same time as the end of the fed pump it all adds up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:44 2020 No.17853200 >CEO parade on CNBC >DOW reenters its downward spiral please god trip the second breaker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:44 2020 No.17853201 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1521765768481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] See you niggas at 20500.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:47 2020 No.17853202 HOLD ON TIGHT, WE'RE GOING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:55:52 2020 No.17853206 >>17853130 True. Luckily my dad buys exclusively high divided stocks. So while his money is fucked for a while, he wasn't planning on taking it out anytime soon anyway. Just collecting that sweet sweet quarterly

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:16 2020 No.17853216 File: 495 KB, 693x1025, 1584123521598.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS GO. I WAS DOWN NOW I DEMAND TO GO UP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:29 2020 No.17853220 File: 325 KB, 904x583, 1543094689150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RULES OF NATURE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:33 2020 No.17853225 File: 48 KB, 700x734, 1583960445940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853176 I keep buying stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:45 2020 No.17853229 >>17853182 >no based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:49 2020 No.17853230 I bought calls yesterday... I was fucking SURE that today we'd start going back up... I spent my entire fucking life savings on this gamble... I'm 41 and jobless... FUCK ME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:00 2020 No.17853234 hehe money printer go brr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:05 2020 No.17853239 >>17852869 >>17853025 not even american why do americans generally hate nazis too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:08 2020 No.17853241 >>17853104 >PREPARE He's droning over the same shit for like 30 minutes. They have no idea what they're doing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:19 2020 No.17853246 File: 49 KB, 904x583, 3b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WOAH WOAH WOAH WAAAAAAIIIIITTTTTTTT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:22 2020 No.17853248 Hey guys I need to borrow $1000, can someone lend it to me? I'll pay you back $950 a year from now if you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:29 2020 No.17853252 >>17853186 BOOYA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:38 2020 No.17853255 >>17853230 I'm sorry you can't follow market trends fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:40 2020 No.17853257 DROP MORE SO I CAN HIT MY LIMITS AND GET OUT BEFORE TRUMP PUMP

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:44 2020 No.17853258
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Steve Weiss saying he's waiting for hysteria and geometric growth in deaths.
>so far, what I've seen is orderly not hysteria
kek, this nigga knows we haven't seen anything yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:46 2020 No.17853259 >>17853230 ahh yes the classic buy high sell low

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:55 2020 No.17853261 >>17853230 >imagine if there was someone with such negative brain mass that thay'd actually do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:58 2020 No.17853263 it's IMPOSSIBLE for the dow to go below more than -10% This is the absolute bottom for today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:03 2020 No.17853266 >>17853230 3:30

>>	Jerome Powell Mon Mar 16 12:58:11 2020 No.17853270 Not right now, maybe next week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:16 2020 No.17853275 File: 62 KB, 700x857, signal-attachment-2020-02-11-104506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853241 At least the anti-China shit talking in the chat is entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:24 2020 No.17853278 File: 702 KB, 826x569, suicide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853239 26 billion of our greatest ally killed in the shoah

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:32 2020 No.17853281 >>17853248 But that $950 will be worth as much as $95 today in a year

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:33 2020 No.17853282 >>17853188 I expect to go up pretty good at the end of this year when new consoles start coming out or at least for pre-ordering them. Other than that, it doesn’t seem good for them. Should I really hodl for 9 months?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:35 2020 No.17853284 >>17853248 I will borrow you 1k. And further pay your 50$ on a yearly basis for lending you the 1k. okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:36 2020 No.17853285 >>17853263 and tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:41 2020 No.17853286 >>17853230 Don't worry bro the economy always grows as long as we have more immigrants, we'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:50 2020 No.17853289 >>17853186 yeah, no way they're lying lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:57 2020 No.17853295 >>17853087 she s right at this point it s already too late

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:09 2020 No.17853300 trump meme press conference when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:09 2020 No.17853301 >>17853230 >Futures down 4% >I was fucking SURE that today we'd start going back up... Gott strafe der boomer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:10 2020 No.17853302 File: 64 KB, 686x526, 1584029957147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853230 Thanks for the money fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:14 2020 No.17853305 File: 75 KB, 191x175, stoks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUY KROGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:19 2020 No.17853306 >>17852389 People would run to the bank to withdraw everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:24 2020 No.17853310 >>17853275 The bottom picture should be kurt langstrom the man bat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:28 2020 No.17853312 File: 111 KB, 311x304, 1497223043090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it's ANOTHER PPT pump attempt lol *th time is the charm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:28 2020 No.17853313 >>17853266 People won't fall for this shit a second time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:34 2020 No.17853314 >>17853230 I'm feeling bullshit about oil and AMD, yet how's it feel to be the gay baby retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:42 2020 No.17853319 >>17853302 well, someone has to be on the other end of my trades

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:44 2020 No.17853320 >>17853257 You mean Trump dump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:48 2020 No.17853322 >>17853186 Wont this stop shorts and break the economy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:51 2020 No.17853323 That pause when the announcer wondered if the caller killed himself lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:59:59 2020 No.17853326 >>17853285 it'll go green you didnt learn yet? it's never red two in a row

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:00:06 2020 No.17853329 IT'S GOING BACK UP KEEP PRINTING KEEP PRINTING IT'S WORKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:00:13 2020 No.17853332 >>17853230 3:30pm

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:00:37 2020 No.17853344
File: 2 KB, 125x96, 1548963006761s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Any 20%+ meme dividend UBS ETN holders in here ? Today MRRL and MORL get auto-liquidated.
On Friday:
>HOML redeemed
>MLPZ redeemed
>SMHD redeemed
>MLPQ redeemed

CEFL still alive but going under soon. Time to rejoin wageslavery I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:00:49 2020 No.17853351 >>17853230 only thing you missed was selling your puts at market open 3:30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:03 2020 No.17853354 >>17853230 where did you buy from? Werent the markets closed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:23 2020 No.17853362 >>17853176 This but unironically

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:38 2020 No.17853366 Brent AND WTI both sub $30 wew >Vix at 78 really feeling that green close anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:42 2020 No.17853369 >>17853322 They aren't the only ones buying shares anon....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:46 2020 No.17853370 File: 123 KB, 290x286, 2_disgust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:01:52 2020 No.17853376 Shell and Tesla stock looking J U I C Y

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:02:37 2020 No.17853389

>>17852334
SAY IT WITH ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:02:43 2020 No.17853391 I'm gonna go masturbate, be back when SQQQ hits the 30s

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:02:57 2020 No.17853396 >>17853376 tesla still overvalued af

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:03:04 2020 No.17853401 File: 23 KB, 717x453, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Iron dicked KO showing strong recovery. They seem to open low with the rest but bounce back well

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:03:23 2020 No.17853407 >>17853369 Well, looks like crash it is then, the govt wont be able to hold, banks wont bailout, europe banks will crash, it was fun while it lasted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:03:27 2020 No.17853408 >>17853376 Their B stock?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:03:31 2020 No.17853411

>>17853255
>>17853301
I'm not a boomer, I'm on fucking 4chan browsing /biz/ and /pol/... I thought this week we'd go up as europe starts gets corona under control and since it doesn't seem to be effecting us that hard... fuck me fuck me FUCK ME FUCK ME

IF THIS WEEK CLOSES IN THE RED I'M KILLING MYSELF AND LIVESTREAMING IT, I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING IF I LOSE MONEY ON THIS. I LIVE IN A FUCKING MOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:03:31 2020 No.17853412 whats up with all the people on the SQQQ ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:03 2020 No.17853421 >>17853230 A good 5 year investment Get used to sucking dick and eating ramen in the meantime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:11 2020 No.17853426 >>17853411 I've lived that life before, it's not the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:20 2020 No.17853430 Any trump speeches today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:21 2020 No.17853431 >herd immunity chad anglo pretty much stable at ~5%, been rising for the last three hours now >lockdown cucks DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN WE GO, WHERE WE STOP, NOBODY KNOWS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:22 2020 No.17853432 >>17852841 > He closes the market, permanently > Nationalizes the banks, the energy companies, the media > Troops in the streets Trumpen Reich was never a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:23 2020 No.17853433 File: 3.02 MB, 1952x1952, 1522671959597.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw made close to 1 million this morning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:45 2020 No.17853438 >>17853411 >I thought this week we'd go up as europe starts gets corona under control

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:49 2020 No.17853442 Took some profit on SQQQ and SPXU but still holding half. I'll get back in when Trump gives us another scam reddit pump, or I'll still be ok if he declares martial law or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:53 2020 No.17853445 >>17853430 3:30

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:04:55 2020 No.17853446 >>17853411 BULLSHIT IF YOU WERE ON HERE YOU WOULD KNOW HOW THEY ARE LYING ABOUT THE VIRUS YOU DUMB NIGGER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:04 2020 No.17853448 >>17853286 AHHHHHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:18 2020 No.17853457 >>17853412 It’s been very good for shorting recently. I would participate more but I’m limited on day trading cause I won’t drop $25k into RH. I should really transfer my stocks out of there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:24 2020 No.17853459 >>17853433 what did you start with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:43 2020 No.17853469 >>17853445 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:43 2020 No.17853471 It's incredible how people covering shorts sends it more than half way up the dump they were shorting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:44 2020 No.17853472 File: 35 KB, 445x604, 1462720530527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DIE SPY DIE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:45 2020 No.17853475 who the fuck is SELLING shit this low?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:48 2020 No.17853477 >>17853430 *any trump screeches today? ftfy You can always just check his twitter he is always screeching and being an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:54 2020 No.17853481 File: 344 KB, 585x606, 0d2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real talk should I buy them cheap cruise line stocks for when shit goes back to normal or what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:05:59 2020 No.17853483 >>17853411 Don't listen to /pol/ dude they're fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:06:02 2020 No.17853485 >>17853411 > thought this week we'd go up as europe starts gets corona under control Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:06:31 2020 No.17853492 >>17853469 no its fucking gay, I liked trump but the retard needs to just let the markets drop and stop putting made up magical money into them

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:06:38 2020 No.17853495

>>17853446
>THEY ARE LYING ABOUT THE VIRUS
The virus is being used as a cover for the repo bailouts that started in September. The crash is real man, you need to get that through your head. Yes the media is biased, yes the reaction is retard, NO the crash is not fake and is NOT going to get better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:06:52 2020 No.17853503 >>17853445 brrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:00 2020 No.17853504 File: 469 KB, 1024x566, 3b815ca5e89cf30b7cd831aeceb3d9fafdc4325bd1665ae1afe9bd68cd01b513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853481

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:01 2020 No.17853506 >>17853411 a lot of people are going to die and you're complaining about your life even though you have your health.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:06 2020 No.17853507 >>17853411 >i'm 49 you ass hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:23 2020 No.17853515 >>17853278 >But the wall was built so that the hole would bend the barrel of the shotgun back >the Nazis would tell the Jew to pull the trigger, and he would blow his own head off u wot m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:28 2020 No.17853519 So I have 5k, what do I buy to turn it into 100k when this is all over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:31 2020 No.17853521 https://www.foxnews.com/health/emergency-room-doctors-critical-condition-coronavirus Two docs on deaths door Good fucking riddance Im hoping for 500 dead docs before this ends in usa

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:33 2020 No.17853522 >>17853483 He wasn't listening because they called this being pandemic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:50 2020 No.17853527 >>17853457 Pattern day trading margin account rule is universal

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:51 2020 No.17853529 >>17853481 Tourism will be dead for years

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:52 2020 No.17853530 File: 66 KB, 423x728, 1206234260661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Steady as she goes. Lower highers, lower lows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:07:54 2020 No.17853532 File: 538 KB, 1663x791, 1560828262475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF I WAS AT WALMART WHATS HAPPENING

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:04 2020 No.17853538

>NEW — LOUIE GOHMERT is insisting on reading the technical corrections to the House’s coronavirus bill.
>As long as one person stands in opposition, the House cannot send the bill to the senate without bringing the chamber back for a vote.
lmao
ready for the extra -1000 drop if they fuck this up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:05 2020 No.17853540 File: 601 KB, 1744x945, Who's the cuck now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853411 >stock gambler gets BTFO Hope that adrenaline rush was worth it.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 13:08:09 2020 No.17853541 File: 29 KB, 320x458, gdaycunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853411

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:12 2020 No.17853544 You know we are in a recession when people say -9% isn't that bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:20 2020 No.17853546 >>17853481 wait for signs that the virus is actually being contained to buy anything Idk if I'd buy cruise stocks at all since we're entering a recession

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:49 2020 No.17853558 Kek twp usa d*cters in critical Fucking based coronavirus killing us profitcare workers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:57 2020 No.17853559 >>17853519 first buy a book about not being greedy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:08:58 2020 No.17853560 File: 88 KB, 1533x1122, EAfJ-cPXoAIRNZR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853492 >and this is our sons room, he's quite the day trader as you can see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQHtfeSoBDk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:09:23 2020 No.17853567 GOD DAMNIT SPY GO DOWN TO $240 AGAIN FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:09:31 2020 No.17853571 >17853558 So desperate for (you)'s that you had to post this twice? Lmaoing at your life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:09:41 2020 No.17853573 good moves for a newb here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:09:46 2020 No.17853577 SPY DOWN! TIME TO BUY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:02 2020 No.17853581 >>17853530 what are these old fate memes called, i cant find any of them. I wanna have a good laugh before i die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:11 2020 No.17853587 OH GOD ITS SO CLOSE TO 21K OH MY FUDSHCIOFG OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:12 2020 No.17853588 >>17853521 I support this. Every doctor, med school grad, etc. I've ever met is just a money hungry kike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:19 2020 No.17853592 >>17853481 Yes but not yet. After their next earnings report. Some cruise lines might go bankrupt here. I don't think cruises will rebound quite as quickly as airlines when the time comes so there is no rush to try knife catching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:31 2020 No.17853600 File: 35 KB, 680x672, brendan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The kicker? It's not even really begun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:32 2020 No.17853601 >>17853577 it is NOT time to buy yet. Wait until the pump at 3:30 and get in on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:36 2020 No.17853602 >>17853571 Nah gonna have a celebration every dead profitcare worker in us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:40 2020 No.17853603 >>17853544 I thought it was just cryptofags, for whom a 9% drop or pump is just an ordinary Wednesday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:42 2020 No.17853604 >>17853521 You seem upset. Would you like some psychiatric drugs? How about some Seroquel? That's a good boy. Take your meds or I'll have you committed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:10:42 2020 No.17853605 >>17853396 Not really, they're building mega factories and their products are more affordable and have better range than Porsche and their other EV competitors >>17853408 Yes the UK stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:05 2020 No.17853612 22 and second circuit break in less than 2 minutes

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:14 2020 No.17853619

>>17853475
Preppers boomers that need money, people that think the market is too volatile, people that want to buy at a lower price, people that need cash to pay medical bills brought on by corona, people that are having funerals and need the credit for the funeral brought on by corona, it's the perfect storm anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:18 2020 No.17853622 >>17853538 Sounds like the job for Rand Paul too bad he's in the Senate being autistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:38 2020 No.17853628 >>17853459 $3m

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:38 2020 No.17853629 File: 167 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200316-131045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853577 We're still massively overvalued

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:39 2020 No.17853627 >>17853604 Kek Cant wait till all the hospitals are coronavirus hotels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:39 2020 No.17853632 >>17853592 When would u say the next earning report is due anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:11:40 2020 No.17853633 >>17853587 PPT is desperately trying to keep it above 21100 and away from any chance of sub 21k just made another 200 point moon from sub 21100 out of thin air

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:12:03 2020 No.17853640 File: 301 KB, 1584x864, 1584333843022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BREAKING: Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:12:23 2020 No.17853646 File: 29 KB, 758x438, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fucking high can it possible GO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:12:26 2020 No.17853648 >>17853527 I don’t understand why, I would only be trading with money that is in my account on RH. I don’t understand margins enough, but if they restrict you to your actual purchasing power, what’s the big deal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:12:53 2020 No.17853657 IRON SUPPORT AT 21,200 YOUR TIME IS OVER BEARS, WE HAVE HIT BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:10 2020 No.17853665 >>17852418 She was never serious though. Also I woulda made love not war to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:12 2020 No.17853666 >>17852818 I realize that. I'm asking about them being worth 1% of what they were ten years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:18 2020 No.17853669 >>17853640 >7.7% mortality how the fuck are they this bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:22 2020 No.17853674 >>17853633 now up to 300 points kek, out of thin fucking air and with no substantial reasoning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:24 2020 No.17853677 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1582837550479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853640 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A FLU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:33 2020 No.17853680 >>17853648 "Unsettled funds" are considered margin because kikes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:33 2020 No.17853681 File: 267 KB, 1705x1917, 0vAzjoB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're gonna keep going down This might be the limit for today, but this isn't the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:34 2020 No.17853682 File: 498 KB, 800x800, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And wallah just like that the crisis is averted, we will never go down 2k points in a single day, thanks jerome!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:54 2020 No.17853690 How did my stupid Ult qqq lose fucking 4 % when the nasdaq is down like 7 % ? i dont fucking understand how this US74347G4082 can be down today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:55 2020 No.17853692 >>17853492 Literally just sell and buy more shorts after his speech? Literally printing free cash for anyone who isnt a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:06 2020 No.17853698 >>17853640 Apparently Italy is people entirely by old grandmas or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:15 2020 No.17853700 >>17853669 To keep Mortality down you need space in hospitals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:24 2020 No.17853704 Lmao they're trying so hard to keep it over 2500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:25 2020 No.17853705 >>17853640 This is without 2 regions btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:27 2020 No.17853707 File: 163 KB, 1844x901, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853629 soon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:30 2020 No.17853708 >>17853632 Select company of interest, search for next quarterly earnings date. Sometimes these aren't announced until a couple weeks prior but you can estimate based on the date released for this quarter the previous year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:40 2020 No.17853720 File: 106 KB, 601x601, 1469961447605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853640 >3k new cases in Italy I swear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:14:42 2020 No.17853722 >>17853445 Fucking of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:15:08 2020 No.17853730 whenever my robinhood app tells me "GRUB UP TODAY" I go out to eat grub up, amigos

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:15:20 2020 No.17853741 File: 6 KB, 225x225, 1584116747759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853677 IT'S GOING TO MUTATE INTO SOMETHING DEADLIER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:15:42 2020 No.17853752 Printers revved back up, 10 cents out of my sell limit. Go figure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:15:44 2020 No.17853753 File: 319 KB, 998x676, 4nd3mtsayzo31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853669 J U S T T H E F L U

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:16:00 2020 No.17853759 >>17853529 Tourism will always be dead after this. Why go somewhere when you can just look at pics and videos of it online. Local/nature tourism only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:16:20 2020 No.17853765 >>17853690 It went up from open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:16:23 2020 No.17853766 how can I make a quick buck tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:16:27 2020 No.17853768 File: 349 KB, 960x1435, 1547865090059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God damn it. I'm going crazy on what sort of position I should take.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:16:30 2020 No.17853771 >>17853669 Because it's corrupt as fuck and the money for new hospitals probably ended up in some governor's Luxembourg account

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:17:02 2020 No.17853782 >>17853741 Completely speculative and without proof.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:17:15 2020 No.17853790 >>17853768 BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:17:49 2020 No.17853798 >>17853669 >7.7% Nigger it's literally 60% at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:18:09 2020 No.17853803 >>17853771 Is the Mafia trying to squeeze protection money out of bedridden octogenarians with the threat of turning off their respirators?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:18:16 2020 No.17853808 File: 27 KB, 700x726, 1583615335933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853766 good fucking question

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:18:45 2020 No.17853821 >>17853766 wait for trump pump, load up on puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:18:53 2020 No.17853825 >>17852726 >Trump is going to turn this shit around

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:02 2020 No.17853831 >>17853798 Anon, do you know how to do percentages? 2158/27980=.077

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:22 2020 No.17853842 >>17853768 Just toss a coin, it's the same as thinking hard about i but you can blame luck afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:25 2020 No.17853846 >>17853798 yeah for old farts like drumpf or biden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:27 2020 No.17853849 >>17853798 based retard

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:44 2020 No.17853853

>>17853700
>>17853698
It actually meaningfully affects about 12% of infectees, which then might need to go to the hospital. And even then 1-2% still die in the hospital.
Also if you have a higher portion of elderly in your population that 12% will probably go up.

> 88% only have mild or NO SYMPTOMS WHATSOEVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:19:51 2020 No.17853860 >>17853680 This is definitely a thing to keep kikes up and lower middle class down. If I could have been doing SQQQ day trading last week, could have made a ton of money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:04 2020 No.17853867 >>17853741 >necrosis mutated >total organ failure mutated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:05 2020 No.17853868 >>17853825 Wait for 3.30pm bearcuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:10 2020 No.17853874 File: 27 KB, 329x426, 20feet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god im a fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:11 2020 No.17853876 File: 11 KB, 357x124, 1558443711145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ruh roh

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:31 2020 No.17853879

>>17853825
PPT is throwing money into the fire just to keep the dow above 21k
meanwhile
>“Respirators, ventilators, all of the equipment — try getting it yourselves,” Mr. Trump told the governors during the conference call. via @jmartNYT
how do you think the markets will take that kinda shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:36 2020 No.17853880 >>17853669 Italy is full of boomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:42 2020 No.17853881 >>17853803 No it's construction, which the mafia has always had a stake in. You know that bridge that collapsed in Genoa a while back? A lot of people think kickbacks were involved in the design process

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:51 2020 No.17853886 >>17853868 lmao like he turned it around on Friday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:20:57 2020 No.17853889 >>17853669 Lots of things They have a ton of old fucks and not enough hospitals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:21:06 2020 No.17853892 >>17853821 idk how

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:21:08 2020 No.17853893 >>17853831 > A ten-thouands divided by a one-thousands number Hmm Say... are you in accounting by chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:21:36 2020 No.17853903 >>17853880 And the US is full of people with diabetes, obesity, and all sorts of health problems that can aggravate the virus's effects

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:21:49 2020 No.17853910 File: 2 KB, 331x57, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lads.....

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:14 2020 No.17853917 >>17853808 Get that reddit trash meme out you fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:24 2020 No.17853919 >>17853881 The bridge was over 50 years old m8. It was poorly mantained because no matter what happens govts think big infrastructure is eternal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:26 2020 No.17853920 Some old fuck in a different nursing home in South Carolina, near me, died today from covid. This is gonna turn into a less populated Seattle. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:29 2020 No.17853921 >>17853853 The mild cases are "people not requiring ventilation." You'll still get fucked up lungs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:30 2020 No.17853922 >>17853765 ok i guess my broker has no volume on this so i get the shittiest prices even though this is up like 20 % well at least i learned my lesson

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:35 2020 No.17853924 >>17853903 Never said it wasn't, just helping explaining the high mortality rate there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:45 2020 No.17853927 >>17853876 Why can't Amerilards spell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:51 2020 No.17853929 >>17853910 Oh fuck they're uncaging Marshall, sell everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:57 2020 No.17853934 >>17853893 You sound really retarded, so I'd love to see you write out the math for how you think it should be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:58 2020 No.17853938 >>17853876 >>17853910 That's just trending because Marco Rubio is a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:22:59 2020 No.17853940 >>17853876 >>17853910 Don't worry it's just Rubio dropping his spaghetti again

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:23:09 2020 No.17853947
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>>17853903
True, Italy was considered as the second most healthy country in the world. People here are not fat at all.

American boomers on the other hand.....
They will start dropping like flies

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:23:21 2020 No.17853954
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>Situation in Italy is turning, increase drops to 13% - lowest since epidemic broke out in mid Feb.
So that was like a month. Which means by mid-April the western world should have past its peak. So start buying around there and gradually buy more as we get closer to summer if the market doesn't calm down, easy peasy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:23:42 2020 No.17853962 File: 29 KB, 314x340, 1578450443107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853903 This is the boomer bomb This is what we wanted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:23:54 2020 No.17853963 >>17853910 >>17853876 HHS was under a cyber attack, reported there was an effort to also flood the internet with "national quarantine" disinfo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:24:33 2020 No.17853981 >>17853886 He literally did. Biggest stock market rise in history you dumb liberal sack of shit. He literally reversed the democrats tanking the market lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:05 2020 No.17853989 >>17853954 Italy's numbers today didn't include two regions for whatever reason, so there might not have been a decrease at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:08 2020 No.17853991 >>17853910 >Marshal Law who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:09 2020 No.17853993 >>17853627 I have been fucked by so many incompetent doctors in my life Im with you 100%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:13 2020 No.17853994 >>17853981 And now it's back where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:48 2020 No.17854008 >>17853981 Thats funny how is all wiped out now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:25:59 2020 No.17854014 >>17853954 There are multiple strains out there. You can be reinfected. There are at least 3 peaks to look for.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 13:26:06 2020 No.17854018 >>17853963 probably the ruskies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:06 2020 No.17854019 >>17853981 You're a retard, democrats are morons but im shorting this market all the way down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:10 2020 No.17854020 >>17853981 If the democrats were actually that powerful he wouldn't have been president

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:15 2020 No.17854022 >>17853981 t. guy who didn't sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:16 2020 No.17854023 File: 132 KB, 796x796, 1558753046375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853917 uhm you know it's racist to say nigger right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:17 2020 No.17854024 >>17853981 this kind of retardation always impresses me. Do you chew tide pods boomer nigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:19 2020 No.17854026 >>17853981 pretty good boomer larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:31 2020 No.17854036 Exxon you bitch get down lower i dont wanna blow my weekly load at 35

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:31 2020 No.17854038 File: 12 KB, 272x56, Screen Shot 2020-03-16 at 9.53.02 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post your gains

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:43 2020 No.17854043 >>17854008 >>17853994 We're literally up since open. Wait for 3.30 when he reverses the democrats lies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:26:56 2020 No.17854048 >>17854014 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:27:01 2020 No.17854050 >>17853981 >Unironcally being proud of a 1 day pump that instantly limited down Personally I hope he does it again so I can buy more puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:27:55 2020 No.17854066 >>17854020 >>17854019 The democrats are the most powerful people in America... right behind Donald J. Trump. Keep crying and enjoy the discount. 3.30 will be the socialist's reckoning.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 13:27:58 2020 No.17854067 is the spy going to go up or is it going to fuck me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:27:59 2020 No.17854069 >>17853954 Unless someone states we have a vaccine or cure there is no relief in sight. Even the quarantine isn't helping. Germany is not expecting to go through this unscathed. All they want to do is to not let everyone get sick at the same tine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:28:00 2020 No.17854068 File: 5 KB, 209x83, money.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854038

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:28:16 2020 No.17854075 >>17854043 stop baiting these mongs drumpf speech when???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:28:32 2020 No.17854082 >>17853910 Frightened and Retarded: The American Experience

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:28:47 2020 No.17854090 File: 9 KB, 304x147, gains.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854038

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:29:05 2020 No.17854099 Can it go lower today or now we wait the rest of the week?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:29:14 2020 No.17854104 >>17854068 Nice, anon. What are your positions? Mine was from SQQQ/SPXU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:30:01 2020 No.17854124 >>17854104 Puts on NVDA, then sold this morning and bought fresh puts on NDAQ after it peaked

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:30:14 2020 No.17854130
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>>17854048
Reinfections were happening in china.
The source is I heard about it back in January and I Remembered it.
> Actually asking for sources in this age of 3 hour podcasts and information at the speed of light where even voices can be faked and mainstream news is propaganda

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:30:30 2020 No.17854140 File: 37 KB, 177x278, 1340094493663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854043 >>17854066 You see I thought you were larping but then I remembered some qanon boomers actually do come to this site

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:30:40 2020 No.17854144
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>>17854038
It's literally the same as last Friday's start because of the Trump Pump. If the markets drop 1% more I should clear my puts though in time for his announcement. Whatever the market does after Trump talks, immediately buy the opposite position of the market right after because tomorrow will be the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:31:10 2020 No.17854157 >>17854043 >up since open Hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:31:31 2020 No.17854166 >>17854124 Excellent. I got burned by an MSFT call before the crash, so I'm staying away from options until I'm more experienced.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:31:40 2020 No.17854169 >>17854130 >believe in me because i'm a dumb nigger Nah, can't make me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:31:52 2020 No.17854175

>>17853981
This is so obviously bait. I fucking hate /pol/tards, they are the worse board at detecting standard humor, instead they just say you retard jew derr goy. As if they want to fit in with all of the cockroaches back on their home board. But yea heres a (you)

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:32:11 2020 No.17854180

From the NYT:

"Gun and ammunition dealers said they’ve seen an influx of customers in recent weeks with concerns that the virus could lead to a breakdown of public order, creating a spike in sales as coronavirus anxiety spreads. Reports of firearms and survival gear flying off the shelves have been widespread, including in California, New York, Washington State, Alabama and Ohio. Photos on Twitter over the weekend showed lines around the block at one Los Angeles gun shop.

Some dealers said an unusually high proportion of sales have been to first-time gun buyers."

Ahh, Americans...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:32:30 2020 No.17854188 >>17854175 fuck off kike

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:33:07 2020 No.17854208 >>17853640 Mama Mia that's a spicy meat-a-ball

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:33:14 2020 No.17854211 HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:33:21 2020 No.17854212 File: 3.60 MB, 300x300, 1583696371225.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im so tired bros. I short but still lose half the time. I sold my puts before the big drop, and breaking even on puts I bought Friday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:33:31 2020 No.17854214 File: 46 KB, 546x211, Screenshot_20200316-133250_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854038

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:33:48 2020 No.17854220 well I'm on my way to the liquor store and mcdonalds it's gonna be a cold winter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:34:03 2020 No.17854229 >Weekly $1000 checks PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:34:28 2020 No.17854241 >>17854214 oooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:34:45 2020 No.17854248 >>17854214 Fucking beautiful bro, nice job. What are you in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:34:49 2020 No.17854251 -9,30% ALMOST AT 20,XXX

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:34:59 2020 No.17854257
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HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED
>HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED
HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED
>HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED
HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED
>HELICOPTER MONEY BEING PROPOSED

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/16/politics/coronavirus-romney-proposal/index.html

Fuck they're really getting desperate aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:35:09 2020 No.17854263 >>17854214 HOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:35:46 2020 No.17854274 >>17854180 You cant take back those guns. Those guns are out there now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:35:52 2020 No.17854278 >post your gains >99% of people will lose them very soon or on some meme stock fucking gamblers i swear

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:35:57 2020 No.17854281 >>17854214 I hope to make gains like you one day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:00 2020 No.17854282 >>17854211 >it's another 100 point pump from 21k lol not working this time though, 20*** here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:02 2020 No.17854284 File: 83 KB, 1663x440, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854038 TDA makes it really hard to show gains on a single trade

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:12 2020 No.17854291 >>17854180 >Flu panic >Hurr I'ma buy me sum gunz Fucking idiots...I was trying to buy a Canik TP9 for cheap. Now I have to wait until these faggos are broke and homeless

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:16 2020 No.17854292 >>17854248 Right now, I'm 50% cash. 50% IWM and SPY puts. I closed out my BA puts since it's at long term support but those made me a ton. I also had USO puts when oil took a dump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:49 2020 No.17854308 >>17854257 ROMNEY as usual, that fucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:51 2020 No.17854310 >>17854257 why give money that has no value?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:36:53 2020 No.17854312 File: 35 KB, 500x500, 1579875463927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DUMP EET!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:37:02 2020 No.17854318 >>17854278 >Trying to be a """serious investor""" with this much volatility Unless you're out of the market you're gambling one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:37:07 2020 No.17854323 File: 16 KB, 300x300, 1540517749140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854257 >Romney handing out NEETbux this fucking timeline never fails to impress

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:37:26 2020 No.17854335

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:37:54 2020 No.17854347 >>17854284 I really dislike TDA's positions page. Cost basis misquotes my costs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:37:55 2020 No.17854348 SHE CANNAE HOLD SIR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:20 2020 No.17854355 THE PRINTER STOPPED WORKING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:24 2020 No.17854357 >>17854180 >government proves itself yet again to be extremely incompetence >NOOOOOOO DONT BUY ANY HECKING GUNNERINOS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:28 2020 No.17854360 >not 21 so can't get a margin account AAAAAAAA im missing out on all the shorting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:51 2020 No.17854374 >>17854180 Imagine not already having 5k in ammo already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:58 2020 No.17854378 At this point reaching -13% right at 3:25 is desirable

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:39:18 2020 No.17854383 >>17854335 then pumped 200 AGAIN the fed doesn't know the definition of insanity I see

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:39:19 2020 No.17854384 >>17854180 Imagine getting rona standing in line to buy a gun you don't know how to use

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:39:28 2020 No.17854389
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>>17854180
thats normal, and happens durring every public crisis in america (and sometimes democrats getting elected is enough to do it)

doesnt anyone else remember the .22 LR shortages during the obama years?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:39:44 2020 No.17854395 >>17854347 It's really slow, need to wait a full day for accurate numbers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:40:04 2020 No.17854409 do you think we'll dip below this mornings low before trump pump? i'm thinking we'll start going back up like 30 mins before his speech and then way up while he's talking (hot take, I know)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:40:41 2020 No.17854422 TRUDEA LIVE https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/trudeau-gives-covid-19-update-cbc-news-special-coverage-live-1.5498891

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:41:01 2020 No.17854433 File: 754 KB, 744x772, Screen Shot 2020-03-16 at 1.40.18 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] trudope is 100% sick right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:41:14 2020 No.17854436 >>17854395 Which is a huge pain in the ass for day trading. I started writing down my average costs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:42:19 2020 No.17854466 File: 24 KB, 401x646, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, puts on shitty weed stock are fucking cheap. Would these be bad idea?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:42:25 2020 No.17854469 File: 88 KB, 799x605, OK6W_koKDTOqqqLDbIoPAusATxEhJ8rt4QLH0rjnXwI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853581 Read the visual novel faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:42:38 2020 No.17854475 >>17854310 SHHHHHH, accumulate metals dump the shitbux

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:43:42 2020 No.17854498 File: 93 KB, 1024x567, JO-MurvxICEz-P-093NI7aKfLc3DixVlsjs3Mfp-h3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17854389 quick invest in 22lr RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:43:55 2020 No.17854510 >>17854433 well he can get himself some treatment by selling some gold and buying help. Oh wait ups nevermind haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:44:37 2020 No.17854536 they have to be wasting billions with the dow right now they are refusing to let the dow stay below 21k when it's pretty clear it wants to go there

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:44:46 2020 No.17854541 File: 196 KB, 773x1000, fed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:44:50 2020 No.17854543 come on Chief Leaf take us -10%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:45:58 2020 No.17854570 File: 84 KB, 300x325, 1583349287136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17853411 >I thought this week we'd go up why the fuck would you think something so fucking retarded you idiotic /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:47:24 2020 No.17854613 >>17854466 yeah people who really like weed will prop up these stocks. like the tesla people who will never let it fall below 300

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:48:09 2020 No.17854633 Sub 20 incoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:48:14 2020 No.17854638 >>17854180 Literally buying the peak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:49:03 2020 No.17854659 >>17854633 That will probably happen but not today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:49:53 2020 No.17854680 This is a slow fucking boil

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:50:17 2020 No.17854691 >>17854180 >mericans will try to shoot people who are infected lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:51:13 2020 No.17854720 >>17854659 It will happen in 23 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:51:23 2020 No.17854729 >>17854659 Just wait until the press conference later today. Its scheduled an hour before close. It literally cannot be anything that will inspire confidence and will cause a drop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:53:25 2020 No.17854806 File: 39 KB, 640x439, 1584380681234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:54:42 2020 No.17854847 >>17854806 Please come back, Uncle A

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:55:00 2020 No.17854855 PLEASE HIT 20,XXX

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