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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:52:13 2020 No.17851388 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:52:57 2020 No.17851404 pwease hewp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:04 2020 No.17851407 Sticky when

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:08 2020 No.17851410 File: 8 KB, 225x225, 1564112934894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I bought the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:28 2020 No.17851425 If digits the bearclaw gets you all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:38 2020 No.17851436 File: 2.08 MB, 1569x5844, 1584365764144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:40 2020 No.17851439 File: 12 KB, 896x484, ahhhhhhhhhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:41 2020 No.17851440 read this eff article https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-bill-governments-not-so-secret-plan-scan-every-message-online

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:41 2020 No.17851441 >>17851410 thank you for bailing me out ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:46 2020 No.17851447 File: 2.99 MB, 257x210, loadsmoney.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851388 THE DOSH MUST FLOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:53:56 2020 No.17851450 File: 2 KB, 125x70, Sell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851407 2nd breaker after lunch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:08 2020 No.17851454 Holy shit I'm glad I didn't buy syk at 175

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:09 2020 No.17851455 >>17851447 WHIP IT OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:09 2020 No.17851456 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, He bought....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:22 2020 No.17851457 who is on guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:22 2020 No.17851459 File: 1.11 MB, 1024x1290, youve met with a terrible fate havnt you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:28 2020 No.17851461 File: 58 KB, 500x375, FgUymTrNIehsQjjRgnoPZXjDgEqn_UcGD5j_jwzQGJw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blocks ur path

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:30 2020 No.17851462 >>17851439 >-$2.00 NOOOOOO I WAS GOING TO GET A COKE FROM THE VENDIING MACHINE AND I CAN'T NOW AAHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:32 2020 No.17851463 oilchads...UWT long term buy and hold yea or nay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:58 2020 No.17851478 File: 31 KB, 512x512, 1583848085698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851410 >he bought ze dip? >crash it with the exact same Corona FUD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:54:58 2020 No.17851479 Activate the unlimited buywall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:00 2020 No.17851480 File: 363 KB, 500x500, 1583953398154.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851450 gib

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:04 2020 No.17851482 File: 334 KB, 669x1170, 20200226_160815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I buy stock or mutual funds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:07 2020 No.17851483 File: 322 KB, 640x410, 1584027170985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your horizons should be 5yr+ It's a buyer's market everyone, literally picking up stocks for pennies on the dollar

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:09 2020 No.17851485 File: 10 KB, 798x136, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks for the quick scalp feds, you may now resume the dump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:09 2020 No.17851486 Avg deaths per day usa 7500

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:10 2020 No.17851487 DUMP EET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:14 2020 No.17851488 File: 142 KB, 996x892, 1581307559630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >day trades left >0

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:22 2020 No.17851492 I got GUSH any other bullish etfs bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:31 2020 No.17851493 Good morning KINGS. EoD predictions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:40 2020 No.17851499 IT IS FUCKING OVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:55:51 2020 No.17851506 File: 173 KB, 1125x2436, E10CAB61-5993-46D7-818B-C11BE8BA0FC0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851388 HOW ARE ANONS DOING? IM DOING FINE JUST FINNNNNNNNNNNE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:05 2020 No.17851514 >>17851499 I know we were so close to 2nd circuit breaker

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:18 2020 No.17851517 hope we break 256 again today so I can load up on puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:26 2020 No.17851519 File: 12 KB, 785x425, green for me but not for thee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 breddy gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:31 2020 No.17851522 >>17851506 Better luck next time!

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:33 2020 No.17851524

Has HSBC gone bust? They've not updated their ETF prices since Friday, even though they should've updated 3 hours ago. For example, https://www.assetmanagement.hsbc.com/uk/individuals/gfc?fundid=HITF003&SH=Acc%20C

>>17851410
I'm trying to do the same but the prices aren't updating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:37 2020 No.17851525 I SUCK AT TIMING WHEN SHOULD I BUY MORE PUTS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:49 2020 No.17851529 >>17851506 i've been in fiat for over a month and dont know what to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:49 2020 No.17851530 >>17851506 BOGGED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:56:52 2020 No.17851532 >>17851506 Nothing better than to see a bullcuck owned

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:04 2020 No.17851542 File: 16 KB, 462x631, revived.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 im great anon, lowest point was 5.7k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:06 2020 No.17851543 File: 22 KB, 251x231, 1395982173292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you can tell we're going to get a reversal soon by the increasing number of tourists in these threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:15 2020 No.17851548 >>17851506 Learn more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:17 2020 No.17851550 >>17851525 probably now, i think we already hit the peak for today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:21 2020 No.17851553 I need some tickers to day trade calls/puts on any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:24 2020 No.17851554 File: 231 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200316-115656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks SQQQ and KO bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:26 2020 No.17851555 >crab Well then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:40 2020 No.17851559 >>17851506 Nice risk management

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:45 2020 No.17851561 I feel it's my duty as an american to spend money on nothing except to increase my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:57:54 2020 No.17851564 File: 240 KB, 900x1600, de28931470d2a80c014195467f79868c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] licks your stock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:08 2020 No.17851571 File: 146 KB, 720x793, 1581731971343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:10 2020 No.17851573 File: 24 KB, 487x550, Screenshot_20200316-105746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:18 2020 No.17851578 Air canada about to go under $20 boys. Airline bailouts when?!

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:23 2020 No.17851580
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>>17851493
when I go to sleep tonight
my head will feel so comfortable on my soft pillow
and I will enjoy a deep and restful sleep with dreams of cute anime girls and that sort of thing
because when I go to sleep tonight, I will own more stocks than I did when I woke up this morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:38 2020 No.17851584 >tfw low T pussy and only made $12,000 in puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:40 2020 No.17851586 >>17851543 Gonna get another week of capitulation then rip maybe earlier if thhey get enough puts sold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:45 2020 No.17851589 >>17851525 >trying to time the market just strengthen your hands nigga

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:58:54 2020 No.17851595
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>We can't!
We must, it's the only way.
>But it's economic suicide! Once we unleash this monster, it'll be nigh impossible to contain!
Sometimes, Jerome, to end one crisis you must unleash another. We've had it too good for too long.
>What do we tell the public? The bankers? The traders?
What do we tell them? We tell them this:
"Pick a god, and pray."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:11 2020 No.17851600 >>17851506 Imagine going all in on the dead cat bounce on Friday lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:13 2020 No.17851602 File: 190 KB, 1365x2048, IMG_20200315_202802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The girl who changed everything

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:18 2020 No.17851606
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>>17851506
Peachy keen, just got some 10k stacks from the bank, cleaned my shotguns and one of my pistols last night, and I'm not a degenerate using leverage or margin!

I am using dirty -3x ETFs tho, because my puts expired early February (so many DB puts since last june, needed them to be one month longer...)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:22 2020 No.17851607 File: 203 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You thought we wouldn't ruin your whole economy, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:28 2020 No.17851608 >>17851506 +15% today my only regret is I didn't short more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:31 2020 No.17851611 File: 65 KB, 523x559, Screenshot_20200316-095100_thinkorswim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 Gains realized at open, doing well anon thanks for asking

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:35 2020 No.17851614 >>17851388 lol, this is your crash bears? a minor discount? kyselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:44 2020 No.17851618 File: 40 KB, 1157x409, options.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 pretty alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:59:54 2020 No.17851623 >>17851388 Are you bizcucks ready for the collapse of your little gambling racket? Ready for the BEAR? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awIV87DBxrw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:01 2020 No.17851626 WHY DIDNT WE HIT THE 2ND CIRCUIT BREAKER?? YOU SAID IT WOULD CRASH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:10 2020 No.17851630 so i can only buy and sell so much in a three day clearance even with settled funds? why the fuck can't i use all of my money immediately for the full amounts ;-;? good faith violations my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:15 2020 No.17851633 File: 112 KB, 600x344, trolley crash.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:15 2020 No.17851634 >>17851463 Just buy exxon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:27 2020 No.17851637 File: 35 KB, 568x230, TSLA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Normies on suicide watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:30 2020 No.17851640 >>17851506 Made about 70K off of TVIX this past week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:36 2020 No.17851644 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, 1584311381397.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851626

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:40 2020 No.17851646 ADDITIONAL 500Billion REPO TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:44 2020 No.17851650 File: 162 KB, 392x324, just_hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 All right, what did you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:50 2020 No.17851655 >>17851626 ECB pumping

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:52 2020 No.17851658 >>17851623 Bear just means opportunity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:54 2020 No.17851659 Jesus another 500 billion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:55 2020 No.17851660 FED PRINTING ANOTHER 500 BIL LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:00:59 2020 No.17851664 >tfw Trump fires Powell and the markets puke another 10%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:03 2020 No.17851667 File: 127 KB, 1280x610, 1584035497078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so now the fed is pumping what, 2 trillion into the economy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:07 2020 No.17851670 File: 142 KB, 800x444, fred.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851595 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:30 2020 No.17851676 time to go all in on DEENZ boys, you literally can't lose

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:30 2020 No.17851677 >>17851633 MULTITRACK DRIFTING FUCK EVERYONE!!!

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:34 2020 No.17851678

>>17851595
Nah. It's more

>Jerome, the number is still red
Yes, Mr. President. But, as I keep saying, negative interest rates is something we can't afford to use.
>My campaign can't afford for that number to be red
Mr. President, all due respect, this is bigger than your campaign.
>Listen, you little shit. If you don't do it, I'll get someone else who will. I am the Supreme Commander. I can fire you for any reason.
>I'm going to make it real simple for you, Jerome. The number is red. Your job is to make it green.
>Do you understand, Jerome? MAKE IT GREEN. (click)

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:38 2020 No.17851679

>>17851595
More free money to the banks won't help anything, the next response will have to come from Congress in the form of a stimulus bill. But no one will believe Trump when he tells us it's around the corner because he cried wolf with the "trade talks are going well" meme last year. So, buy puts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:40 2020 No.17851681 >>17851655 >>17851644 For how long will they be pumping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:40 2020 No.17851682 >>17851637 >480 USD That stock is overbloated as fuck, surprised its not sinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:47 2020 No.17851684 File: 15 KB, 640x479, tmg-article_tall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DEAD BAT BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:47 2020 No.17851685 >>17851542 Any good options for under $10 you can recommend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:49 2020 No.17851686 >>17851637 damn, I have a buddy who is all hardcore about tesla and keep buying them. It is like watching the shitcoiners

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:52 2020 No.17851689
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>>17851595
I believe Jerome is a smart enough boy to not unleash this beast upon us but with that fat orange dipshit screaming into a speaker phone at him constantly who knows how long he can hold out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:01:54 2020 No.17851692 >>17851637 >Elon claims it's just a flu bro >

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:01 2020 No.17851695 File: 168 KB, 655x117, 13231564561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YO WTF 500 billion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:04 2020 No.17851696 >>17851646 I HATE THE FUCKING FED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:04 2020 No.17851697 >>17851626 Fed used all their power wait for after lunch stagnation 2pm to 3:30pm will be pure chaos, and with some lucky maybe even during trump speech as he announces a lockdown in NYC (New jersey just did so it's possible)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:08 2020 No.17851699 File: 45 KB, 497x424, 1583957199677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:08 2020 No.17851700 File: 270 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200316-120024_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 Saw bounce and closed 70% of my positions. Waiting to see where this thing goes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:14 2020 No.17851704 File: 226 KB, 644x408, 1584146906948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851681 forever

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:16 2020 No.17851706
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On the road to five digits. I'm too risk averse so its been a bit slow. I don't gamble more than 5-10% of my portfolio in one go and I only go for positions that have a likely chance of 100% to 200%.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:20 2020 No.17851708 File: 167 KB, 1440x2960, Screenshot_20200316-120112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851542 >No dates What, is your "all time" like 3 days of trading?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:20 2020 No.17851709 File: 480 KB, 862x569, 1584361031851.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851646 >>17851659 >>17851660

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:23 2020 No.17851710 fuck this shit I am out and I don't see it safe to be getting back in unless I want to try timing the market what is the most retarded babby-tier safe ETF?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:27 2020 No.17851711 >>17851667 Isn't that like the gdp of UK or France?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:32 2020 No.17851713 >>17851637 God damn I waited forever for this shit to dump and bailed last week because the greeks were fucking my ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:36 2020 No.17851718 It won't be enough Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:45 2020 No.17851722 >>17851667 Kudlows claiming the stimulus being proposed adds up to 800 billion lmao they're literally shoveling money into a furnace at this point >>17851689 Jerome is going to be fired within two weeks at this rate, I'm not even memeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:51 2020 No.17851725 File: 426 KB, 931x682, 13b.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY GRANDMA'S MUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXThbSOvSwY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:52 2020 No.17851726 File: 62 KB, 498x614, 1564488455035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >DOW is "only" -1750 right now What is this market doing to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:02:52 2020 No.17851727 File: 1.23 MB, 400x513, ED78E9B7-4D5B-4792-8FF6-B973D0F26158.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851626

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:03:09 2020 No.17851737 >>17851595 JEROME, WE'RE CRITICAL YOU MUST UNLEASH THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:03:22 2020 No.17851744 File: 120 KB, 800x344, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851633

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:03:47 2020 No.17851758 >>17851710 Yinn leap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:05 2020 No.17851764 500 BILLION BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:16 2020 No.17851768 File: 22 KB, 344x197, 230842390855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gg jerome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:16 2020 No.17851769 >>17851697 >>17851695 >>17851655 >>17851644 What does this actually mean to a brainlet like me? >500 billion repo I assume they 'print' 500 billion extra, where does that go / who owns it and how does it prevents total crashing? I dont get it..

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:16 2020 No.17851770
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>>17851689
the talk now is that the Fed and Treasury are getting along very well, Steve Munch at least is on the same page as the Federal Reserve chair.
I think we don't go negative, even Trump knows how much that would make the normies panic.

>>17851722
nah, Jerome is finessing this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:20 2020 No.17851774 Is this the right time for a complete newb to get into buying stocks?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:31 2020 No.17851784
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aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:33 2020 No.17851786 File: 61 KB, 926x809, 1584355106569.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851744

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:33 2020 No.17851787 >$500 billion There HAS to be a limit to this. No way they can possibly keep this up without burning the whole system down, what the fuck are they thinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:38 2020 No.17851790 >>17851744 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:04:48 2020 No.17851796 THE FED JUST INJECTED 500 BILLION BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:06 2020 No.17851800 File: 365 KB, 640x406, _1558290002195.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How bad will the inflation be bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:08 2020 No.17851803 >waiting for cash to enter my account Is there a way to bypass this? I need to keep buying the dip

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:13 2020 No.17851805 >>17851774 Wait until corona is actually over then dump savings into an index fund.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:49 2020 No.17851819 >>17851637 hopefully it hits sub $300 so i can enter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:50 2020 No.17851820 NOT ONE ETF UPDATED TODAY https://www.etf.hsbc.com/%65%74%66/%75%6B/professional Guys I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:05:54 2020 No.17851824 >>17851770 >finessing >spending half a trillion at a time to prop up the market +1% for about 5 minutes >>17851787 at this point all this shows is the jailors have lost control of the asylum, they're showing panic but it's not workng

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:01 2020 No.17851829

I cannot point it out enough, if you are under 40 years old and aren't accumulating Exxon or some for of Oil cheapies (not ETFs, actual stock) you are missing out, its literally the most on sale shit ever and is guaranteed recover, this should be priority number 1 for zoomers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:07 2020 No.17851834 >>17851737 The negative sign of the value is a pathway to many abilities economists consider unnatural.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:10 2020 No.17851836 File: 206 KB, 1417x2109, SmartSelect_20200316-100554_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Things are looking up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:16 2020 No.17851839 lmao, CNBC is doing remote panels for all their shows

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:24 2020 No.17851843 >>17851744 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:30 2020 No.17851845 >>17851727 kek

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:38 2020 No.17851849 >>17851774 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:40 2020 No.17851851 File: 49 KB, 903x345, 1584150336253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851813

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:42 2020 No.17851853 >>17851787 The debt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:44 2020 No.17851856 File: 181 KB, 700x546, 1582840820274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851796 Is this part of the 700 billion announced yesterday, or are we really about to hit $3 trillion into this dumpster fire in just a couple weeks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:49 2020 No.17851858 >>17851700 nice gains anon, what did you invest in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:51 2020 No.17851860 >>17851410 Good The virus isn't forever, stay the course.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:55 2020 No.17851862

>>17851805
Assuming the world doesn't fucking implode, this.
You'll make out like that guy who bought all the Hershey stock in the middle of the depression and gave it out to a bunch of people and now there's a town that *just has bunches of millionaires in it*.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:06:59 2020 No.17851863 >>17851796 >>17851787 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:13 2020 No.17851865 does anyone really, actually believe that the banks won't engage or isn't already engaging for in buybacks?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:07:16 2020 No.17851867 carona virus is bad for your health.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:32 2020 No.17851872 >>17851388 >the original masters of social distancing Shots fired! lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:36 2020 No.17851873 File: 422 KB, 1050x750, capacitors and inductors are pathways to many abilities some consider unnatural.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851834 we should just use imaginary rates instead (sqrt(-1))

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:44 2020 No.17851876

>>17851769
It goes to the market as they try to stabilize thing, pumping stocks and trying to look calm, but after all the things that try tried with no sucess (0%, 1.5 trillion last week, 2 trillions last month) not only it doesn't work or help, send panic across the market, makes the Dollar more devalued, as money lose its power when there is more of it, so people can charge more as there is more money, it also sends more panic because its the govt and the feed basically screaming and on fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:50 2020 No.17851878 Should I buy a shitload of UBER calls? The virus can't last forever and people have to get back to work eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:07:56 2020 No.17851880 Why is gold down if this is really a bear market??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:04 2020 No.17851882 >>17851829 Combustion engine is obsolete Zero point energy infinite clean fusion ion propulsion SOON Jetpacks for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:24 2020 No.17851888 >>17851848 based and saved meanwhile half a trillion in fed printing can't keep the market above -7%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:25 2020 No.17851889 >>17851634 This desu. XOM is a world class buy right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:28 2020 No.17851892 File: 93 KB, 1024x567, JO-MurvxICEz-P-093NI7aKfLc3DixVlsjs3Mfp-h3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKDh1jCm0U >>17851787 how many times have they done it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:34 2020 No.17851896 >>17851713 Which greeks? I assume Gamma was too high for you to jump in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:36 2020 No.17851898 File: 7 KB, 373x500, deepfry.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851873 >imaginary interest rates

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:36 2020 No.17851900 File: 1.52 MB, 1410x737, 1584129223536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, time traveler here. Here's a preview of what's to come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:39 2020 No.17851901 >>17851865 No one thinks that, it's just counterproductive and wont stop it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:40 2020 No.17851903 >>17851829 Gonna get XOM, do it now or wait till below 33?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:40 2020 No.17851904 File: 76 KB, 916x690, accelerationist trolly problem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851851

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:46 2020 No.17851905 >>17851878 >The virus can't last forever and people have to get back to work eventually. By the time the virus peters down there won't be a work to get back to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:49 2020 No.17851906 >>17851447 LODS OF EMONE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:08:56 2020 No.17851908 >>17851856 it's part of their repo operations, it was announced last week

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:00 2020 No.17851914 >>17851836 what site is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:00 2020 No.17851915 >>17851878 Uber is a zombie Corp. buy puts in quarter 3 or 4. They have no profit only debt. You really don’t know what the fuck is going on do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:00 2020 No.17851916 Remember when QE was infrequent enough that they were able to label it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:03 2020 No.17851918 >>17851880 because you're a newfag shoeshine boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:06 2020 No.17851922 >>17851839 The floor traders got temperature checked today too

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:36 2020 No.17851935 >>17851880 Always has an initial sell off with a rally near or around market bottom. At least historically. Look at 2008 for an example. Who knows this time though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:37 2020 No.17851936 >>17851880 Because people are selling it to cover their margin calls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:49 2020 No.17851939 File: 123 KB, 2125x1422, whitehouse_live.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else ready for Donald "The Pump" Trump to make it rain today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:09:55 2020 No.17851942 Am I still good to buy SPY 3/20 puts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:10:16 2020 No.17851950 File: 6 KB, 225x225, 1541373929800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will I get 99 hitpoints casually by getting 99 str and 99 att? I'm sure all of us are in a trade by now so might aswell ask the important questions

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:10:17 2020 No.17851951 >>17851482 mutual funds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:10:19 2020 No.17851952 >>17851922 haha, they're probably running fevers based alone on what's happening in the markets and all the stress of the last 3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:10:29 2020 No.17851954 File: 242 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200316-110939_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 Ehhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:10:55 2020 No.17851963 This dumbass on CNBC right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:02 2020 No.17851965 >>17851939 if there's another fucking 9-10% pump I'm buying SQQQ should've done it on Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:04 2020 No.17851967 File: 10 KB, 499x329, 1563859044968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851942 Just wait for the next pump and maybe push the experation date out a bit more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:04 2020 No.17851968 File: 1.76 MB, 960x540, 1562768977744.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851939 I'm honestly ready for him to make it worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:08 2020 No.17851970 >>17851942 buy at least a week out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:15 2020 No.17851974 >>17851903 It doesnt matter if you are longing, it may go even cheaper in the coming months but in the long run it will return to 60 at the very least

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:15 2020 No.17851975 File: 72 KB, 400x333, 1578490635248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851388 We're going to 19k tomorrow. Screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:21 2020 No.17851977 >>17851939 It's hilarious how these press conferences are always 30 minutes before markets close just to pump them up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:23 2020 No.17851979 At least the flying bankers won't hit anyone because the streets will be empty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:40 2020 No.17851986 >>17851963 For livestream link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:41 2020 No.17851987 >>17851872 I thought it was funny~ I only leave my house to go to work or the grocery store for the past couple years anyway nothing changed :3

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:43 2020 No.17851988 >>17851634 >>17851889 only have $500 too expensive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:54 2020 No.17851990 >>17851939 Friday bulls won't be fooled twice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:56 2020 No.17851991 >>17851942 you should buy further out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:11:58 2020 No.17851994 >>17851986 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:02 2020 No.17851996 >>17851936 oh....that's actually quite catastrophic then isn't it. And the fed is pumping money into this? How is this not going to be hyperinflation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:04 2020 No.17851998 >>17851977 it was originally supposed to be at 10:30 this morning but they moved it while the market was dropping. they aren't even hiding why.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:07 2020 No.17852001 >>17851774 this help us brainlets

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:17 2020 No.17852006 File: 68 KB, 1022x731, It's_All_So_Tiresome[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851939

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:19 2020 No.17852007 File: 144 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20200316-111118_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From my spy put I bought friday one minute to market close. Not making another move until we see which way the wind wants to blow here

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:12:20 2020 No.17852008 anybody making any money today? I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to the green zone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:22 2020 No.17852009 File: 55 KB, 640x640, 1516768935126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851979 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:22 2020 No.17852010 >>17851954 >>17851506 What app is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:29 2020 No.17852013 >>17851858 BA, IWM, SPY, AAPL and XLF puts. Lost money on some, made money on most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:31 2020 No.17852014 File: 41 KB, 581x581, 948EE451-AEB6-4F99-A70D-4EDC64186952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they’re still buying? >release the second strain. Eliminate China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:38 2020 No.17852017 File: 236 KB, 773x1000, 1567284249497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851977 >It's hilarious how these press conferences are always 30 minutes before markets close just to pump them up. It's truly glorious

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:40 2020 No.17852019 >>17851950 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:45 2020 No.17852021 >>17851634 >9.43% div yield I know it'll probably be cut, but holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:48 2020 No.17852022 File: 121 KB, 1024x1017, 1584126402732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I signed up for robin hood on Friday, how fucking long does it take to get my shit verified?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:48 2020 No.17852023 >exxon at 2003 levels Holy fucking shit BUY BUY BUY WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:49 2020 No.17852024 >>17851977 It didn't work friday it won't work today. Watch as tomorrow the market opens and trips all three breakers as fast as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:12:57 2020 No.17852030 >>17851996 the writing's on the wall, fren. Hyperinflation and total zionist control of the economy is what coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:19 2020 No.17852040 >>17852008 every bear? I'm up 96%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:22 2020 No.17852043 >>17851939 AGAIN! well time to load up on more TQQQ to dump at close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:24 2020 No.17852044 >>17851774 it's the right time to go fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:30 2020 No.17852048 >>17852022 use something else

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:13:53 2020 No.17852055 >>17852023 oil is dead, we're going to elect sanders and the green new deal will be the end of oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:55 2020 No.17852057 >>17851996 Because the Fed is the one that decides if there's inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:13:58 2020 No.17852058 File: 170 KB, 872x632, 1565085256369.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851963 >dramatic action being taken Until we have government agents welding motherfuckers into their apartments like in Wuhan, it ain't "dramatic action".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:07 2020 No.17852061 >>17852023 Is this really the bottom though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:14 2020 No.17852064 >>17852023 >society collapses further drats

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:15 2020 No.17852065 >>17852008 you have to be an idiot not to make money up 145% today from friday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:26 2020 No.17852068 >>17851950 You get 4 XP in attack and strength per point of damage, but only 4/3 XP in HP. So it comes down to what your levels are already like. With just combat from levels 1/1/10, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:46 2020 No.17852076 T. Hanks in critical condition Here comes the scare

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:14:54 2020 No.17852079 >>17851744 Where's the third rail/option?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:02 2020 No.17852080 File: 149 KB, 400x416, 1584341761619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852048 Too late. Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:03 2020 No.17852082 File: 197 KB, 773x1000, 1584308983058.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851939 >trade talks are going well all over again imagine being a fucking bull lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:10 2020 No.17852084 DFN and DGS on the TSX good buys? Want some comfy monthly divvys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:11 2020 No.17852085 File: 78 KB, 979x718, Screenshot_2020-03-16_16-14-35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No ETFs are updating What the fuck? They should've changed 4 hours ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:15 2020 No.17852086 >>17852055 How long until people realize that unless it's oil or nuclear it won't work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:28 2020 No.17852093 >dow getting back down towards -8% again UH JEROME? JEROME? NEED THOSE PRINTERS GOING FASTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:36 2020 No.17852095 >>17851904 nice I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:43 2020 No.17852100 >>17851974 So the DCA thing, got it. OXY or MRO as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:15:54 2020 No.17852104 >>17852058 Right, normies havnt seen all those videos though, all the morons going out to bars to celebrate no work and school are going to get pozzed hard and he just said you can't get it twice when theres already a second strain in china

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:03 2020 No.17852107 >>17852055 Do you really believe that? Oil will take drastic hits, but, we still use it in many industries other than transportation. Plastic, for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:11 2020 No.17852111 File: 3 KB, 99x183, gotta get back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when you drop so fast it sends you backwards in time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:11 2020 No.17852112 >you can't get reinfected twice Who is this coked up faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:13 2020 No.17852114 >>17851876 So they actually buy stocks with those 500 billion to make the numbers go green? (or less red) .. in hopes that others will think it will rise and also buy in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:34 2020 No.17852124 >>17851967 >>17851970 >>17851991 Wouldn't that make economic recovery more likely? I can't see it recovering by 3/20

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:39 2020 No.17852127 >>17852111 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:42 2020 No.17852129 Heavy cope going on at CNBC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:55 2020 No.17852132 >>17852076 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:16:56 2020 No.17852133 >>17851977 What is the point though? They pumped it Friday afternoon and it fell Monday morning. If it get pumped back up a bit this afternoon it'll fall tomorrow morning again. The end result is still going down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:17:04 2020 No.17852138 File: 1.16 MB, 1200x1172, eight trolleys dilema.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852095 im glad its too late now though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:17:05 2020 No.17852139 File: 58 KB, 680x680, Salute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-very-calm-about-stock-market-kudlow-says-2020-03-16?mod=mw_latestnews >Very calm >Very calm >RED FLAG -% rates here we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:17:19 2020 No.17852145 File: 406 KB, 525x524, 1560163307473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852017 why even bother? Every time they do that, it pumps the market to close sure but then it dumps out in the futures market and opens even worse the next day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:17:49 2020 No.17852153 >>17852076 SOURCE ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:17:58 2020 No.17852159 >>17852112 Look at his picture, he has such a punchable face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:18 2020 No.17852166 >>17852114 Exactly, to make the market "recover" thats why inflation, devalue increases, and that's why trump does it, so numbers go green and he can make the market is reelection campaign

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:25 2020 No.17852173 File: 477 KB, 1095x1126, 1584366205240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >only here to watch the fireworks >now people are talking about exxon so kinda tempted AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:36 2020 No.17852176 File: 1.36 MB, 408x408, 1575789517279.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852080 have you literally not seen all the times in the past few weeks people have gotten fucked in the ass by robin hood not letting them trade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:40 2020 No.17852180 BYND seriously now at IPO numbers with record sales, just saying it could go down 20 more dollars though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:46 2020 No.17852182 File: 40 KB, 292x631, alltime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851708

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:18:48 2020 No.17852183 File: 16 KB, 639x635, 1581435954358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] am i allowed to day drink without judgement bros? also i'm "working from home" right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:00 2020 No.17852187 File: 83 KB, 1081x954, WonderfulJuliabutterflySweet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we're saved.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:19:03 2020 No.17852188 >>17852065 I'm long. I just keep buying but it keeps dipping.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:07 2020 No.17852190
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:10 2020 No.17852193 File: 569 KB, 498x376, 1584370037497.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852145 They are simply trying to move decimals infinitely to appease the bulls. It's an infinite game of telephone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:17 2020 No.17852198 >>17852076 FAKE NEWS he just instagramed some Vegemite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:22 2020 No.17852200 File: 93 KB, 512x906, INO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck does INO keep getting sued over the weekend when they keep securing grants and shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:22 2020 No.17852201 >>17852058 A based Kawakami poster. Carry on anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:26 2020 No.17852203 me buy letters that go up when number go down but number go down and letter that go up when number go down go down why

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:42 2020 No.17852206 So calls for exxon, unnecessary?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:45 2020 No.17852207 File: 229 KB, 1614x1464, 1581247501291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852183 drink tequila + orange juice, so you get some Vitamin C it's for your health

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:46 2020 No.17852209 >>17852129 The delusion is almost too much. It's insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:19:52 2020 No.17852215 >>17852129 > Ricky Sandler while sounding high on meth Refinance your mortgage and buy stocks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:10 2020 No.17852220 File: 175 KB, 384x390, 1561443856666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is DUST coming back up or should I get out with what I have?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:15 2020 No.17852223
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>>17852176
I AM POOR I WILL TAKE ANY RISK DO YOU HEAR ME ANY MOTHER FUCKING RISK THIS IS THE FIRST APP I HAVE EVER SEEN THAT LET'S ME IN SO FUCK YOU I WILL TAKE ANY RISK ANYGOD DAMN RISK

ANY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:16 2020 No.17852224 >dow -8.2% and falling lol so this is what half a trillion dollars buys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:17 2020 No.17852225 >>17852023 It's at 1998 levels and it will never go back to ATH. You can screen cap that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:21 2020 No.17852226 >>17852198 What the FUCK with the way he eats Vegemite.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 16 12:20:25 2020 No.17852227 >>17852107 they're going to ban plastics and make everybody use sugar based polymers that are biodegradable, eco-friendly and generally just shit to make everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:28 2020 No.17852228 >>17852187 >markets crash as everyone rushes to stash their hoard in swiss banks their stolid neutrality has betrayed us again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:32 2020 No.17852230 >>17852093 THEY'RE AT FULL SPEED MR. PRESIDENT! ANY FASTER AND WE'LL BREAK THE PRINTERS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:41 2020 No.17852233 IT'S TIME FOR TRUMP TO END

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:42 2020 No.17852234 File: 507 KB, 1070x601, 33481015d04b3974f9ed7acf616592901b13507ebdabf48ee1d6d09d63acc2c4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL THIS NIGGA ON CNBC IS HAVING A MELTDWON

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:42 2020 No.17852235 >>17852055 Unironically kill all tripfags In minecraft

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:48 2020 No.17852239 >>17852198 wtf is a vegetemite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:52 2020 No.17852241 File: 198 KB, 377x399, 1574395982085.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852190 CAPITALISM HO! >>17852223 alright anon, good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:53 2020 No.17852243 >>17852209 >>17852215 >you can't get reinfected

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:20:54 2020 No.17852244 >>17852183 Go for it buddy, I started at 9am

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:07 2020 No.17852251 Let's all take a step back for a moment to consider the fact that we are probably witnesses/participants to the end an era and the beginning of a new age for humanity for better or worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:15 2020 No.17852256 >non stop cope on cnbc based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:15 2020 No.17852257 File: 444 KB, 978x720, 1583505173204.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852224 same shit happened last night with japan

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:22 2020 No.17852258 Buy waffles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:38 2020 No.17852261 >>17852234 >>17852256 post link

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:21:44 2020 No.17852265 >>17852183 I lost all pro social behaviors long ago, I day drug daily, I once took half a pill of XTC while bored at work. Honestly don't do it, keep routines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:00 2020 No.17852267 I just want Dow to close at 20,XXX. That's all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:04 2020 No.17852270 >THIS IS NOT 2008 No shit this is worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:16 2020 No.17852277 File: 1.67 MB, 182x323, 1584070772140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Double top. Back in SQQQ. Strap in boyos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:19 2020 No.17852278 File: 101 KB, 630x924, firefox_X0bu1Jy8kX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852224 10 trillion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:24 2020 No.17852280 >>17852261 How about you check the op for links, faggit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:25 2020 No.17852279 >>17852261 https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:28 2020 No.17852282 >>17852190 >>17852241 Based Recettear posters I think I'm gonna play that shit the rest of the day once markets close

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:32 2020 No.17852284 >>17852270 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:34 2020 No.17852286 >>17852261 its been posted millions of time, you dumb shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:36 2020 No.17852288 Just bought some American Airlines calls on the hope of them getting bailed out. They were super cheap so I’m not so worried if I lose the money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:42 2020 No.17852291 JESUS the COPE on this guy on CNBC >when it comes back its more mild you literally have no lungs after the second time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:22:42 2020 No.17852292 File: 76 KB, 829x1024, 8F037465-08A1-4AD0-A12B-F40B3F3B1F40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What’re the odds a travel ban gets instituted and GUSH tanks even lower than $0.55?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:12 2020 No.17852304 So massive inflation incoming? >fed pumping BILLIONS in >fed massively cuts interest rates what could go wrong anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:13 2020 No.17852305 File: 237 KB, 1600x344, afds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852079

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:24 2020 No.17852310 i hate everything on this gay ass planet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:25 2020 No.17852311 >>17852215 he definitely sounds like he's had 5 or 6 coffees

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:37 2020 No.17852314 >>17852076 Source on this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:23:52 2020 No.17852320 >>17852223 what do you mean "let's me in", there's no barrier to entry for opening brokerage accounts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:02 2020 No.17852322 >>17852279 thanks senpai >>17852280 no >>17852286 I had it earlier but I cleared my browser history after having a wank and I forgot to go incognito

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:05 2020 No.17852324 File: 16 KB, 258x195, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:06 2020 No.17852326 Total decision paralysis. Is it still time to buy puts or is it time to go long bull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:27 2020 No.17852336 >>17852223 then buy GBTC and ETHE you will either lose everything or become a millionaire

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:34 2020 No.17852337 File: 49 KB, 1024x576, lgpost_1523996966966.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all this because of these cute lil guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:46 2020 No.17852342 >>17852279 Ricky Swindler. The dude is obviously panic peddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:49 2020 No.17852343 >>17852324 CRAB MARKET CRAB MARKET WALK LIKE CRAB TANK LIKE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:50 2020 No.17852344 >>17852304 inflation needs money moving if the Fed prints money, hands it out to people/institutions and they sit on it, no inflation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:50 2020 No.17852345 >>17852251 Hundreds of trillions were lost in 2008 and it didn't change shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:50 2020 No.17852346 >>17852334 >>17852334 >>17852334 >>17852334 >>17852334 new thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:24:58 2020 No.17852347 >>17852326 it's time to go long. Trump has a conference at 3:30. Bull incoming no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:00 2020 No.17852349 >"We've got CEOs on the phone." >ring ring >"BUY PLEASE GOD BUY"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:07 2020 No.17852352 File: 49 KB, 583x438, 1567249725787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852291 >"what happened in italy" This new boomer is acting like the coronavirus in Italy isn't still ravaging the country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:07 2020 No.17852353 >>17852326 this look like a bull market to you bud

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:40 2020 No.17852364 >>17852288 im intrigued, what strike/date?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:25:57 2020 No.17852373 >>17852288 How in the world is AAL going to get bailed out, who's gonna do it. Have you even LOOKED at their balance sheet? Their debt to equity is literally -200+:1. The bailout would be too immense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:36 2020 No.17852394 File: 26 KB, 581x230, okboomer_trader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852173 brrrrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:26:41 2020 No.17852398 >>17852230 It's fine. We'll just build new ones. The best ones. We'll build the newest and the best ones. It'll be beautiful. Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:27:28 2020 No.17852420 >>17852100 I wouldnt mess with anybody that isnt a giant, the oil price war absolutely has the potential to wipe out smaller companies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:28:36 2020 No.17852450 File: 4 KB, 299x168, BOG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YEs, this is an opportunity to BUY, how did you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:14 2020 No.17852468 >>17852278 10 trillion to save the boomer market, unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:29:21 2020 No.17852476 File: 18 KB, 307x309, 1541555948771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17851506 >all in weekly calls during a pandemic and recession you get what you deserve

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:30:27 2020 No.17852503 >>17852291 I think I got it last month. Now the cough has returned and deep breaths don't feel like I'm getting enough oxygen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:04 2020 No.17852524 >>17851659 What's the matter, goy? You'll pay for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:38 2020 No.17852535 >>17852278 That's loaned REPO money though not directly spent on the market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:33:20 2020 No.17852583 File: 73 KB, 456x392, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm actually rebounding today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:22 2020 No.17852609 BLOOODY MONDAY MY ASS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:25 2020 No.17852611 File: 3 KB, 167x63, green.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17852583

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:41:49 2020 No.17852811 >>17852124 don't buy options until you understand theta decay and IV

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:43:29 2020 No.17852862 Currently I have to switch between like three or more websites to get the right charts/news on stocks i'm interested in. It's annoying as fuck. What do you guys use?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:46:01 2020 No.17852933 >>17852811 I'm not scared

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:25 2020 No.17853219 >>17851525 Today or the next green day this week , probably Wednesday or Thursday , safer to buy puts now rather than wait for another green day. If they’re long date they’ll print , just don’t buy puts expiring Friday or anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:56:45 2020 No.17853227 >>17852862 Mosty Yahoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:57:04 2020 No.17853237 >>17851744 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:58:06 2020 No.17853267 >>17851800 For food it will be pretty serious in about two weeks.

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