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The Final Bull. It was nice trading with you fellow /smg/ bullchads.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbsto-SqnPQ [Embed]

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>> No.17845098

>>17845058
IM COOMING BEARBROS

>> No.17845103

12min

>> No.17845104
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17845104

STICKYYYYY

>> No.17845107

STICKY ALREADY MODS

>> No.17845108

LOVE IS IN THE BEAR

>> No.17845109
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17845109

>sharts the economy

>> No.17845110

bullfags are broke as of now

>> No.17845115

TAKE PROFITS ON 5/15 SPY PUT AT MARKET OPEN
OR HOLD?

>> No.17845116
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17845116

>>17845058
WE OUT HERE

>> No.17845117

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845123
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17845123

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845124

I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING TODAY THAT I AM A BEAR

FUCK BULLS

>> No.17845125

DID SHE REALLY JUST SAY "CURFEWS" LIVE ON CNBC?

>> No.17845128

MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
>MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
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>MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
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>MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
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>MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY
>MELANIN ENRICHED MONDAY

>> No.17845127
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>>17845058
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

>> No.17845129
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Are these unrealistic? LOL

>> No.17845130

10 MINUTES UNTIL GLOBAL RECESSION CONFIRMED

>> No.17845135
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17845135

>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>> No.17845134

>>17845058
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm

>> No.17845138
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17845138

But when's the buy signal?

>> No.17845140
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17845140

10 FUCKING MINUTES
>10 FUCKING MINUTES
10 FUCKING MINUTES
>10 FUCKING MINUTES
10 FUCKING MINUTES

>> No.17845144

>>17845115
Open. It's gonna level down, trading will halt and they'll pump it like shit

>> No.17845148

>>17845115
Idk I have puts for April lol

What are u gna do?

>> No.17845149
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17845149

AND THIS IS TO PUMP
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>> No.17845150
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17845150

ALRIGHT BOYS WHAT ARE YOU BUYING WHEN THIS ALL BLOWS OVER IN X AMOUNT OF MONTHS/YEARS?

>> No.17845158

If you're new to stocks, do not buy into the market yet. Save your money and wait until 2021. Create a portfolio that is 50% ETFs, 25% blue chips, and 20% speculative / valued stocks. The last 5% can be used for options.

>> No.17845163

When was the last time the whole market was halted to quell panic?

>> No.17845164
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17845164

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**COUGH**

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845165
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17845165

SPY -11.26%

It's over

>> No.17845167

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845170
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17845170

SQQQ to 2000 lol

>> No.17845176

ok boys are we gonna hit that double circuit breaker today?

>> No.17845182
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17845182

D O W T O Z E R O
O
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T
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Z
E
R
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>> No.17845183
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17845183

Adding 40 positions of OILD at market open, this is only going to get worse for oil, airlines are shutting down and flights all over the world stopped. I'm adding slowly as I don't want to get liquidated incase something idiotic happens. Fundamentals are pointing to a global meltdown though, also france is probably announcing tonight that it will lock down like spain/italy.

>> No.17845185
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17845185

20% circuit breaker any minute now

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>>17845124
welcome brother

>> No.17845189
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17845189

So whats the next step of your master plan?

>> No.17845191
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>>17845127
based

>> No.17845190

>>17845058
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm

>> No.17845194
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>>17845127
IT'S FUCKING TIME NO MORE BORDERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845196

9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES
9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES
9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES.
9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES
9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES
9 MINUTES
>9 MINUTES

>> No.17845200
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17845200

>CNBC pretending vaccine wont take 1-1.5 years to be ready

>> No.17845201

buying oil at 20

>> No.17845203
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17845203

If this is the worst thing since the Spanish flu in 1918, there is no institutional memory of what is about to happen.
hold me bros (no homo)

>> No.17845205
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>>17845124
Way too late. We can't accept retards, as that would be the only reason you'd take so long

>> No.17845206

>>17845150
milsurps and vintage muscle cars with my belly button lint

>> No.17845208
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17845208

Printer bros where you at?

>> No.17845209

>>17845138
Federal mandatory quarantine, I've been calling that the bottom for weeks

>> No.17845210

>>17845165
>trump-chin1.jpg

Do you seriously have more than one picture of trumps chin on your computer? obsessed much lol

>> No.17845211
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17845211

What did he mean by this?

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17845213

>https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

Cramer is acting like he knew all this was coming

>> No.17845214

Stream for bell ring anyone??

>> No.17845215

>>17845150
KO, DAL, DIS, SBUX, some cruise line

>> No.17845219

WTF is happening to my SILVER AAAAAH


legit don't understand it

>> No.17845221

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17845226
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17845226

kek

>> No.17845227

STOP THEM

DON'T LET THEM RING THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL

>> No.17845228

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17845229

>in this country we don't put something in your body that could kill you unless we're pretty sure that we're not...killing you unnecessarily

THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD DO, CRAMER? LMAO YOUR DEATH WON'T BE IN VAIN BRO

>> No.17845236

>>17845158
Buy the dip coward

>> No.17845234
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17845234

Thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

>> No.17845237
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17845237

Keep in mind that they COULD blast indices like crazy in seconds so.. don't just FOMO in a short at the open

>> No.17845239

>>17845200
bald man is in absolute cope mode
buy clorox omg

>> No.17845240

Warren Buffett is buying everything right now WTF

>> No.17845241

>>17845201
fool

>> No.17845243

>>17845208
hey brrrrrrro

>> No.17845244

>>17845211
That he inherited his business sense from his dad.

>> No.17845251

I’m having a morning whisky. Who’s with me?

>> No.17845256
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17845256

AND THE CLOCK KEEPS TICKING YOU FUCKING BULLS. THE END IS NIGH

>> No.17845259

>>17845211

What did he mean by "I would be"?
I would be but I'm actually holding on to my butt?

>> No.17845261

>>17845226
LMAOOOOOOO

>> No.17845264
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17845264

post yfw negative interest rates

>> No.17845265

>>17845129
not at all, although id be interested to see if it hits $7

>> No.17845268
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17845268

Not great, not terrible.

>> No.17845269

>Dumped TVIX on Friday during Trump press conference because it was looking rough
>Up 50% on open today

FUCK my hands are weak I knew I should've held out.

>> No.17845271

>>17845219
People go for cash during the crash, they start looking for metals after we hit the bottom

>> No.17845273

>>17845104
this we're gonna need one

>> No.17845274

>>17845183
When countries go on quarantine who’s going to use gas? Does everyone have a generator? But the power won’t go out

>> No.17845276

>>17845226
lmao

>> No.17845278

ITS

SUCH

A

LONG

WAY

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.17845280

I swear the Bloomberg financial host is going to hang himself live on air.

>> No.17845282

>>17845251
I’m a bean so tequila for me

>> No.17845283

>>17845150
Big ass companies like Boeing and Disney.
Might take ages for them to go back up, but they will eventually.
It's going to be a long ass way down though. Not buying anything until things hit at least 2008 high levels.

>> No.17845285

YOU READY BEARS?

>> No.17845286

>>17845127
What a beautiful fucking game

>> No.17845292

>>17845219
liquidation
it's deflation time

>> No.17845295

>>17845226
ROFL

>> No.17845296

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845300
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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17845302

>>17845226
shit like this will hang in a museum in the future

>> No.17845304
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https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4
here we go

>> No.17845307

Damn, it feels good to be bobo

>> No.17845308

>>17845183
>that premarket

>> No.17845311

>>17845269
>>Dumped TVIX on Friday during Trump press conference because it was looking rough
That's literally where I brought TVIX.

>> No.17845314

>>17845271
I'm sitting in cash right now, I pulled everything out when it started rekting italy. I don't think I'm going to even trickle in during the fall, too scared.

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>>17845264

>> No.17845319
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>>17845264
Thread theme thread theme thread theme
REPENT REPENT REPENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU

>> No.17845320
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mfw he buys clorox

>> No.17845322

AHAHAH

DRUMPF MOVED HIS COVID BRIEFING TO 3:30

>> No.17845323

>>17845226
Holy hell ... Trumps mental state is going to be in tatters when this bottoms in October.

>> No.17845324
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Everything will be okay, bullbros. Don't listen to the bearfags.

>> No.17845326

>>17845274

Nobody man, there's a price war as well and russia+saudi arabia want to bring american oil companies down as well as eachother. Even if this global quarantine lasted for only a month that's enough to make oil drop like a rock.

>> No.17845327

>>17845251
cheers fren

>> No.17845329

>>17845285
I'M SO FUCKING READY

>> No.17845331
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17845331

Fuck the US

>> No.17845330

>he fell for the pump meme

>> No.17845332
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17845332

Finished just in time.

>> No.17845333

>>17845264
Master forgive me
I have to go all out
This one time
Forbidden technique

>> No.17845337

>5 MINUTES

>> No.17845339

>>17845226
...Yeah, he's done.

>> No.17845346

>>17845269
Any retard shoulve seen it was the fakest pump ever. It was just announcing we're taking even lighter steps than SK, japan, or italy, and we're starting them too late

>> No.17845347

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS

>> No.17845348
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>>17845149
We're going to summon a fucking chaos god that will usher in the end of humanity today

>> No.17845353

What if fed starts with a pump so that even -20 could not go below, that pump and friday pump?

>> No.17845354

Instead of listening to Trump last week I should have been sniping puts. Literally missed out on tens of thousands of dollars.

>> No.17845355

This planet will explode in five minutes

>> No.17845357

>>17845322
ANOTHER EOD PUMP

IM GONNA MAKE SO MUCH MONEY HAHAHAHA

>> No.17845358

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2pzmuFL90

>> No.17845362
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17845362

I'm in too deep to sell bros. It's time to just sit back and get JUSTed.

>> No.17845363
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17845363

WHO READY FOR THE WILD RIDE

>> No.17845366

gonna halt on open

>> No.17845370

BUY THE DIP BULLS

>> No.17845372

>>17845282
Salud good sir. This is gonna get wild in a few mins

>> No.17845377
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17845377

F for the economy

>> No.17845382

>>17845227
STOPPP THE FREE MARKET WE HAVE TO REGULATE IT

>> No.17845383
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>>17845319
BASED
A
S
E
D

>> No.17845384

>>17845300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845386

CNBC acting like we're doing a speedrun and hitting the circuit breakers is the goal.

>> No.17845388
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Reminder that this is a bioweapon which stays in your body forever in your immune privileged neurons, powered by ADE, and destroys lung capacity and testes

This Is An Extinction Level Event.

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17845389

Red Thursday
Green Friday
Red Monday

>> No.17845392

5 MINUTES
and we are already explaining circuit breakers again.

>> No.17845393
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>>17845362
i've been sitting in fiat since early february

>> No.17845395
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I STUBBED MY PINKY TOE ON MY CAST IRON WEIGHTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845396
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17845396

5 minutes the fire rises

>> No.17845397

>4 minutes until the market crashes

I hope you faggots stocked up on enough food, water, and ammo to last you for next several months. Good luck.

>> No.17845398
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17845398

FUUUUUUUCK DRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPFFFFFFF

>> No.17845399

>17845066 #
Yeah, I use fidelity and rh.

Anyone know a respectable broker with a good UI?

I like rh's UI waaay more than fidelity, especially for options.

>> No.17845401
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17845401

Who here /CASH/?

>> No.17845402

what alcohol is everyone drinking? I stocked up on a bunch of sake last night.

>> No.17845406
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17845406

>they keep shilling for a vaccine that wont be here for a year

>> No.17845409
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17845409

claiming mai waifu phos in the most legendary thread we will have in a long time

>> No.17845412

>>17845332
Have a (You)

>> No.17845413

>>17845332
Saved

>> No.17845414

https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ WALL STREET KINO
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ WALL STREET KINO

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>> No.17845417

>>17845322
>33
There's that magic masonic number. Game over for the economy.

>> No.17845418

>>17845264
So what, institutions will now pay you to take out loans?

>> No.17845420
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17845420

Lock and load bullbros.

>> No.17845421
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17845421

>people thinkin the markets open in 5 minutes
>it's actually 20 cause breakers gonna instablow

>> No.17845422

>>17845322
>https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm
STOP TRYING TO "MANIPULATE" MARKETS ORANGE SHITHEAD

>> No.17845426

>>17845386
thanks for the laugh anon, I needed it

>> No.17845430
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17845430

>>17845383
Someone post the infinite skies one, that shit is fucking beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRosMyUkQ3g

>> No.17845431

>>17845327
Cheers to you sir

>> No.17845432

STREAM WHERE IS IT

>> No.17845435

>>17845332
Quality

>> No.17845436

>>17845393

A-at least I have my dividends... ha.. ha

>> No.17845439

I hope my put buy triggers

>> No.17845440

It’s not gonna go down that much

>> No.17845442

>>17845346
Relax, I bought a couple JDST call options that day too so I'll still be printing out money this morning.

Shouldn't have believed my friend tho, I was expecting a bloody Monday but nerves got to me so dumped TVIX.

>> No.17845448
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17845448

press b to buy clorox

>> No.17845450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q

>on the floor chaos now

>> No.17845451

I'm exiting on open
then buying inverse ETFs after the meeting in the afternoon and the inevitable fed pump

>> No.17845452

>>17845432
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>> No.17845455

hey it's tuchman
where's his hat though

>> No.17845456
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17845456

1bat lol

>> No.17845459
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17845459

LADS! I feel blessed that I get to witness this spectacular implosion! Blessed be to Corona-Chan!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17845461

Can we go back to 2008? I don't like 2020.

>> No.17845460

>>17845399
not IB, its shite i m o

>> No.17845463

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

>> No.17845465
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17845465

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.17845466

TRUMP PLEASE START REGULATING THE MARKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17845467
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17845467

POST BOBOS

>> No.17845470

>>17845332
based

>> No.17845472

2 MINUTES

>> No.17845477
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17845477

biggest shitposting day of the year

>> No.17845478
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17845478

>dow jones at 0
oh god oh fuck

>> No.17845482

tfw i cant get in on this because my accounts are stuck on id verification

>> No.17845483

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845484

ARE YOU READY!!!!

>> No.17845486

>>17845451
same

>> No.17845487

2 MINUTES

>> No.17845489

>>17845451
This

>> No.17845494

>>17845420
Should end with the officer getting shredded by bugs a few minutes later

>> No.17845490

>>17845326
But you’re buying more ...?

>> No.17845491
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>> No.17845493

Waiting on GUSH. Spike or drop, no way this shit's going sideways at open.

>> No.17845499
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17845499

Every boards report in

>> No.17845500
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17845500

>>17845264

>> No.17845501

HERE WE GO BEAR BROSSSS TO THE BOTTOOOMMm.

>> No.17845503

>>17845058
Seriously, what put options are you guys buying?

>> No.17845504
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17845504

How many minutes from open to breaker?
I give it 4 minutes.

>> No.17845505
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17845505

STRAP IN BOYS
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845508

is it gonna fall again?

>> No.17845509
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17845509

>> No.17845510

BEARS ABOUT TO GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BULLS WE GOT THIS

>> No.17845512

>>17845332
a masterpiece

>> No.17845513
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17845513

>>17845409
I claim her. ALSO FUCK BULLS
BEARS OWN THIS MARKET NOW
CRASH AND BURN BABY CRASH AND BURN

>> No.17845514

USA on the point to deploy military over all the territory. It's all to prevent a revolution.

>> No.17845515
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17845515

DUBS AND CRAMER FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF LIVE AFTER THE 3RD CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17845517
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17845517

>>17845467

>> No.17845518

>>17845402
Four Roses Bourbon

>> No.17845516
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17845516

>>17845461
We'll be there in a week, don't worry.

>> No.17845520
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17845520

ALL
IN
ON
SHORTS

>> No.17845521

insta halt confirmed

>> No.17845522
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17845522

>> No.17845523

>cramer says to not buy oil
so buy oil...

>> No.17845524

>People swearing in the background of the NYSE live stream

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845526

ONE (1) MINUTE

>> No.17845527

>>17845441
>>17845441
HERE WE GOOO
AAAAAAAAAAHHH

>> No.17845529

Can it trip 2 circuit breakers at the same time?

>> No.17845530

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.17845532
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17845532

Let's fucking go boys.

>> No.17845533
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17845533

>> No.17845534
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17845534

>bull

>> No.17845535
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17845535

>> No.17845537
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17845537

>> No.17845536

>>17845508
It's going to be a bloodbath today.

>> No.17845538
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17845538

1 minute

>> No.17845540
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17845540

>>17845467

>> No.17845542
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17845542

Dump eet

>> No.17845544
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17845544

>>17845402
Got a bottle of gin

>> No.17845545

I think they're gonna close all markets today...sell your puts

>> No.17845547
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17845547

ONE MINUTE

>> No.17845548

Here we go frens!!!

>> No.17845549

>>17845461
it was comfy time when ministry of sound 2007 was on repeat everywhere you went

>> No.17845551

If dubs level 2 circuit breakers
If trips, level 3

>> No.17845552

>>17845322
what's the topic for today again?

>> No.17845554
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17845554

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17845556

VXX Puts incoming

>> No.17845557

>>17845451
you're gonna get bogged

>> No.17845558

>>17845259
You can be honest yet have people believe something different than what you're actually saying. Even different tenuations, buzzwords, and word use can make a bad scenario sound good. Back when I did door to door sales, most of my confirmed appointments were made by choosing positive voice tenuation, positive words, etc. The words themselves didn't actually mean most to the customers. Meaning people generally lacked the actual processing power to take words and facts at face value. Hence the issues we have today.

>> No.17845559

30 seconds ahhhhhh

>> No.17845563
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17845563

IT'S
FUCKING
TIME

SLAUGHTER
THE
BULLS

>> No.17845564

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845565

https://www.nyse.com/bell

this one could be legendary

>> No.17845566
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17845566

godspeed gentleme-

>> No.17845567
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17845567

>>17845467
WE ARE GOING TO 18K TODAY IM FEELING IT

>> No.17845568

FUCK

>> No.17845569
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17845569

>avoiding clorox

>> No.17845571
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17845571

THIS IS IT POSTING IN HISTORIC THREAD

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845572

I LOVE ALL OF YOU
LEST DO THIS BOBO

>> No.17845573

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845575
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17845575

>>17845499
/pol/ and /lit/ reporting in desu

>> No.17845578

B I B L I C A L

>> No.17845583

>>17845523

you literally shouldnt' be buying oil right now it's gonna empty out, we're going to see so many companies go bankrupt in that sector. all over leveraged and deep in debt.

>> No.17845584

>Lockheed Martin's Hewson to step down as CEO https://yhoo.it/38SXrr3

>> No.17845585

>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH
>>THOSE RETARDS WHO BOUGHT GUSH

>> No.17845586
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17845586

HERE WE GO

>> No.17845587

30 SECONDS

>> No.17845590

This is it Luigi

>> No.17845592

>>17845478
is it safe to buy in now /biz/?

>> No.17845593

>>17845529
Can it start at -13 and skip -7????

>> No.17845596

HERE WE GO

>> No.17845598
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17845598

>>17845478
Could you fucking imagine.

>> No.17845600
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17845600

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART,
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO,
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER.
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD,
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD.
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
MY WORLD IS ENDING.
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME,
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE.
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST,
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE.
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.
IN MY HEART OF HEARTS,
I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING...
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.

>> No.17845604
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17845604

>>17845499
/a/ reporting

>> No.17845605

>>17845332
BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEDDDDD

>> No.17845606
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17845606

>> No.17845607

>>17845584
lmao they're jumping ship

>> No.17845608
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17845608

Loading up on oil this week.
Always do the opposite of what Kramer says.

>> No.17845609
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17845609

>HERE IT COMES

>HERE IT COMES

>HERE IT COMES

>HERE IT COMES


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>> No.17845610

>>17845324
cute erwin
but you'll be wrong

>> No.17845611

OHNO TOO COCKY

>> No.17845612

-10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10% -10%

>> No.17845613
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17845613

G FFFOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17845614

>>17845402
Nice liter of rum

>> No.17845615

>>17845547
MOBIUS ONE ENGAGE ENGAGE ENGAGE
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=infinite+skies

>> No.17845618
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17845618

>-2260
>-2260
>-2260
>-2260
>-2260
>-2260

>> No.17845619

>>17845058
halt on open
>fuck off

>> No.17845620
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17845620

OH FUCK HERE IT COMES

>> No.17845622

This ding that ended the world

>> No.17845624
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17845624

>> No.17845628

-10% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845631

HOLY SHIT. IMMEDIATE CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17845632

>Cramer advocating the little people and workers get paid at the expense of stocks
UNAMERICAN COMMUNIST SCUN

>> No.17845630

>1 second circuit breakers
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845635

Is this a joke?

>> No.17845637

20k KEk

>> No.17845636
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17845636

IMMEDIATELY HALTED AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>> No.17845638

>9.76%

FUCK

>> No.17845639

hello circuit breaker

>> No.17845643

THE DEATH BELL

>> No.17845644

DING DING DING DING

>> No.17845647

Breaker tripped lol

>> No.17845648

Triggered in opening! We fucked! We fucked! Sell! Sell! Sell!

>> No.17845649

>-10% at open
oh boy here we go

>> No.17845650
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17845650

>that bell ring

fuck me if this isnt peak comfy i dont know what is

>> No.17845652

PULL UP

PULL UP

>> No.17845651

BASED!!! INSTA HALT

>> No.17845655

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845658
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17845658

AND

HERE

WE

GO

>> No.17845659
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17845659

>not bathing in Clorox as a protection against Coronachan

>> No.17845660
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17845660

>>17845499
/g/ reporting in

>> No.17845661
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17845661

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.17845662

jesus christ..

>> No.17845663

We'll that was an instant trip of the breaker

>> No.17845665
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17845665

>>17845600

>> No.17845666

Lol already circuit breakers?

>> No.17845667

IT'S TIME

>> No.17845669

HOLY SHIT SUB 20k INCOMING

>> No.17845670

DING DING DING

RING IN THE JEWISH TRICKS

>> No.17845671

DING
DING
DING

>> No.17845672

>>17845618
HOLY FUCK

>> No.17845673
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17845673

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845674

AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845676

>-2000
LMAO

>> No.17845677

INSTANT
FUCKING
CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17845678
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17845678

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845680

>>17845632
Yeah what a shifty pos that guy is

>> No.17845682
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17845682

you fools
I bought all the clorox

>> No.17845684

Instant circuit breaker.

>> No.17845686

Should I buy put spread on NVDA???

>> No.17845687

>DIS, WMT, F back up to 0% change

>> No.17845688

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845690

CIRCUIT BREAKERS HIT AT OPEN

>> No.17845691

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845692

ahahaha holy fucking shit did it just instantly trip the breaker

>> No.17845695

SPY 241

>> No.17845699

HOLY SHIT ROFL

>> No.17845701
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17845701

>-10%

>> No.17845702

That feel when you immediately make $700 on market open with SPXU

>> No.17845703

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845706

TRADING PAUSED BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN.

>> No.17845707
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17845707

This is fine.

>> No.17845708

>so many people online that br.investing.com is denying service
>so many people online that clear's broker is broken
>circuit breaker on course on bovespa
it's only been open for 31 minutes, what the hell

>> No.17845709

/pol/itician reporting for stonk crash

>> No.17845711

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845712

BREAKER HAS BEEN HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17845715

DING DING DING DING MOTHA FUCKAAAS

>> No.17845716

>>17845611
LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845718

>>17845668
new opening bell
>>17845668
new opening bell
>>17845668
new opening bell
>>17845668
new opening bell

>> No.17845722

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845723
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17845723

>>17845499
/his/ reporting in

>> No.17845721

>like 2 miliseconds to circuit breaker
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845724
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17845724

Circuit breaker tripped, someone go to the garage and check it.

>> No.17845726

>>17845620
OH GOD I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOFINGGGGGGGGG

>> No.17845731

yea.... its bear time

>> No.17845730

is it a 15 min halt?

>> No.17845732

2 SECONDS
S
E
C
O
N
D
S

>> No.17845736

>>17845692
why yes it did

>> No.17845738
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17845738

>> No.17845740

why are people surprised about the circuit breaker hitting at open? have you not been paying attention?

>> No.17845742

>tvix up 150
LOL

>> No.17845743

MEN, sell your puts asap! Buy call immediately after! There will be an epic bounce. The lowest we will go is 2350 on the /ES. Take this seriously

>> No.17845744
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17845744

NO SURVIVORS
>NO SURVIVORS
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>NO SURVIVORS
NO SURVIVORS
>NO SURVIVORS

>> No.17845748

>>17845673
No way dude

>> No.17845749

PINK MAN MAD

>> No.17845750
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17845750

INCLUDE ME IN THE HISTORY BOOK SCREENCAP

>> No.17845751

BULLKEKS BTFO

>> No.17845752

INSTANT BREAKER
N
S
T
A
N
T

B
R
E
A
K
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>> No.17845753
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17845753

OIL IS FUCKING DUMPING. GUSH FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845759
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17845759

>> No.17845766
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17845766

>>17845058
AAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ON THE FIRST FUCKING TRADE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>> No.17845776
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17845776

It hasn't even begun

>> No.17845778

>>17845673
We warned you bro, why did you listen to retarded bulls?

>> No.17845784
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17845784

KRAMER KILLS HIMSELF EITHER TONIGHT OR ON LIVE TV

>> No.17845791

GIVE ME STICKY YOU FAGGOTSSSSSSS

>> No.17845794

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845797
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17845797

>>17845724
it not working

>> No.17845809

WHERE ARE ALL THE SMUG BULLKEKS FROM THE FRIDAY FED RALLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845818

XOM BIDS AT 0

>> No.17845822
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17845822

Hello porkies /leftypol/ here! How's the stonks?

>> No.17845827

HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY
>HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORY

>> No.17845839

>>17845499
/pnd/ reporting in

>> No.17845842

>>17845809
MOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

>> No.17845847

THREAD THEME
>http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6903033a30c-end-of-the-world-theme-song.php
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>http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6903033a30c-end-of-the-world-theme-song.php
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>http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e6903033a30c-end-of-the-world-theme-song.php
THREAD THEME
(loop all the videos)

>> No.17845851
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17845851

Oil dipped to 28.35 then bounced

>> No.17845856

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.

>> No.17845858
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17845858

>Bulls vs. Bears

>> No.17845860
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17845860

I think this is the real happening guys

>> No.17845872

>>17845753
based orange man

>> No.17845878

>Thought RH was frozen
>turns out circuit breaker was instantly tripped
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845881
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17845881

>>17845499
/pol/ here to share the ride with you boys.

>> No.17845889

>>17845822
Gas yourself communist.

>> No.17845888

17k spy calls...just gone :(
expiration date is 3/20 still a chance?

>> No.17845893

Cramer is going to be lynched by angry mobs.

>> No.17845894
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17845894

ABANDON ALL HOPE

>> No.17845896

>history being written
>no stickyy
>TFW

>> No.17845904
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17845904

>>17845499
Where my /int/ bros @?

>> No.17845906
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17845906

>>17845058
1ST OF JANUARY 2017

DOW= 20000
BTC= 900

16TH OF MARCH 2020

DOW = 20000
BTC = 4700

>> No.17845926

Why are all options worth 1 cent on robinhood did this piece of shit go down?

>> No.17845927

I was here, remember me.

>> No.17845932

>>17845822
made 20k total by shorting the market, gonna make a shitton of money tomorrow, my biggest bet yet, I'm going all in. possible 4k$ gain.

>> No.17845939

>>17845904
ayy

>> No.17845944
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17845944

/k/ here, is it time?

>> No.17845955

BLACKED Monday
>BLACKED Monday
BLACKED Monday
>BLACKED Monday
BLACKED Monday

>> No.17845967

>>17845904
right fucking here bro

keep in mind these threads are all amerimutts

>> No.17845969

>>17845926
CIRCUIT BREAKER HIT
STOCK MARKET SHUT DOWN FOR 15 MINTUES

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17845975

>>17845822
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!

>> No.17845985

>>17845499
/vp/ - /pol/ cross poster here

>> No.17845995
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17845995

Hmm..maybe if you switched the markets off and on it may sort the problem out?

>> No.17845998
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17845998

>>17845499
/LIT/ /FIT and /G/

>> No.17845999

is this the end?

>> No.17846020

WHY IS SQQQ SO LOW

>> No.17846023
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17846023

what's the final halt percentage? Will we be able to get into 18k or will trading be halted for the day before we get there?

>> No.17846024

held 800 shares of spxu that i bought before the trump speech. lost $4k during the pump speech. do i let it ride?

>> No.17846032

MOBIUS ONE MOBIUS ONE MOBIUS ONE
PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP
MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

>> No.17846042

>>17845969
MY GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846051

>>17845975
AND I FEEL FINE!

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17846057

>>17845889
Think it's you who's getting gassed today

>> No.17846058
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17846058

>>17845499
/leftypol/

>> No.17846078

>>17845999
This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again

For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

>> No.17846089
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17846089

Getting my slice of historic bread

>> No.17846094
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17846094

>>17845999

>> No.17846095

Why was the premarket of SIX at $11 but then at opening bell it jumped to $17?

>> No.17846100

STALIN PLEASE STOP THE TRADING I CANNOT LOSE SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846108

>>17845499
/vr/fag reporting in

>> No.17846128

>>17846057
Like walking up to the gallows

>> No.17846130
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17846130

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.17846133

Lads its time to become nazbol, this is the final drop in the bucket

>> No.17846149

Amateur investor just starting here, was using RH as a way to feel out the market. I have 1 share of apple, 2 of Walmart and a few other >10$ stocks. What’s my best move? I feel like i should wait for more falls to add more stocks like Apple, which I got in on at like 170

>> No.17846153

how long till next circut breaker?

>> No.17846155

>>17845226
kek

>> No.17846157

jesus christ this is crazy, closing sub 18k

>> No.17846158
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17846158

HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!

ONCE THE GATES OPEN THE BEARS WILL GET TRAMPLED

>> No.17846165
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17846165

>>17845999
Nice digits

>> No.17846244

>>17846095
whoah you're right and puts are $.01, load up?

>> No.17846254
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17846254

The real stocks were the friends we made along the way.

>> No.17846263

>>17846153
13% is the next breaker. Market opens again in around 5 mins so we'll see if it's another instant trigger.

>> No.17846280

>>17846158
if anyone is still unironically a bull then they are beyond delusional

>> No.17846289

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>> No.17846305

>>17845585
This is me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation...

>> No.17846327

>>17846289
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>> No.17846333

WHAT DO I DO???

>> No.17846355

wtf do i have to do if my broker doesn't offer my bought turbo put anymore?

>> No.17846369

Stop hitting F5 you idiot burgers, as soon as you opened investing.com broke down

>> No.17846373

>>17846289
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

>> No.17846376

>>17846149
delete app, wait 2 years.
or learn about shorting

>> No.17846390

Minutes away boys!! MAX COMFY

>> No.17846407

>>17845150
TCEHY

>> No.17846416

>>17846149
Never buy individual stocks, always trackers

>> No.17846421

>>17846373
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

>> No.17846423

U-shape or L-shape?

>> No.17846435

1 MINUTE AND WE PUMP

>> No.17846457

>>17846423
I SHAPE

THERE IS NO BOTTOM

>> No.17846465

>>17846423
I-shape

>> No.17846468

SQQQ WENT THROUGH

>> No.17846513

>>17846468
same fren. i wanna go up up up

>> No.17846540

Second shutdown in 3..2..1..

>> No.17846553

>>17845450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKFxMw6z0c

>> No.17846573

-12% jesus FUCK

>> No.17846674

Bull trap on the DAX?

>> No.17846706

And it's down even more

>> No.17846880

LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
>LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
>LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
>LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
>LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
>LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>> No.17846991

when does it open again?

>> No.17847021

>>17846158
kek, +0.30% bull run here we goooooo

>> No.17847060

Fuck SQQQ it's going down already

>> No.17847062

>>17846991
it's open and spy is pumping

>> No.17847128

>>17847060
You really think this is the bottom? Just wait

>> No.17847130

How long should I hold by bears. I mean the World does look dark.

>> No.17847154

>>17847128
No I was hoping for like 36 bucks a share

>> No.17847175

>>17847021
Why are bulls so very, very, dumb?

>> No.17847203

I just bought some puts, how do I learn to be calm? I know that seems like a stupid questioin but this stuff really makes my spine shiver. What do you guys do to keep a calm head.

>> No.17847229

>>17847203
im fuckin freakin out rn desu

>> No.17847250

>>17847175
delusion and denial

>> No.17847326

>>17847203
Booze. Buy some good Irish whiskey.

>> No.17847435

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-5qMan4cj4

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