/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17842014]

peak panic edition

brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>17840333

[Anonymous No.17842043]

yotsuba a shit
stock market a shit
orange a shit

[Anonymous No.17842048]

i mean, i could always invest my money in my business, but that's no fun

[Anonymous No.17842055]

losers play with numbers on a screen. I'll just enjoy the brass falling through my fingers. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17842056]

Are we actually hitting breakers today or no?

[Anonymous No.17842059]

>>17842043
Yotsuba a cute
everything will be OK

[Anonymous No.17842061]

>he sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.17842064]

>>17842056
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17842065]

>>17842056
I fucking hope so

[Anonymous No.17842069]

[Anonymous No.17842073]

Please god let it go red today, i can only jerk off when the world is burning around me nowdays

[Anonymous No.17842076]

>peak panic
That's July or November. Possibly both if we get the pandemic peak in July and then Trump wins in November because Bernie and Biden died of COVID-19 or something equally stupid and godawful.

[Anonymous No.17842078]

its ogre

[Anonymous No.17842079]

thoughts on etoro?

[Anonymous No.17842080]

I hate how weak my hands are. I bought puts five minutes before close on Friday but instantly lost $500 and continued to lose more every millisecond. Got scared and sold at a loss. I'm still up majorly this month, but I'm pretty sure that could have been my best win yet if I didn't sell. I honestly kinda deserve that for going against the common rule of not buying options at EOD when volatility is the highest.

[Anonymous No.17842082]

>>17842073
>>17842065

[Anonymous No.17842083]

2 HOURS TO MARKET OPEN

MY PUTS ARE READY

[Anonymous No.17842088]

I'm out at the bell bros
I'm not holding bags for 3-5 years

[Anonymous No.17842089]

>>17842014
What happens to PUT/CALL orders if the stock market is shut down or suspended?

[Anonymous No.17842095]

Reminder that 30 years later Japan still hasn't hit the numbers they touched in the late 80s.

[Anonymous No.17842100]

>>17842056

[Anonymous No.17842103]

>>17842043
orange ya glad?

[Anonymous No.17842105]

Thinking of buy gold/silver in the short run.

[Anonymous No.17842109]

I miss bear posting, when everyones a bear the bears get less smug :(

[Anonymous No.17842114]

Good time to buy in now? I plan to do monthly 1k purchases for the next 35 years until I retire

[Anonymous No.17842117]

The candle must burn.

[Anonymous No.17842121]

SOON

[Anonymous No.17842127]

noob here

is it gonna be a blood bath today?

[Anonymous No.17842132]

/r/personalfinance and /r/investing are telling me to keep calm and hold, so that's exactly what I'll be doing. Don't think I'll be trusting a bunch of NEET virgins from 4chan over prudent financial professionals from Reddit, no sir

[Anonymous No.17842134]

>>17842079
PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

[Anonymous No.17842136]

posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.17842137]

>>17842127
nigga we're starting almost 10% down you really got to ask

[Anonymous No.17842149]

>AMD up +10% during day
>AMD down -10% premarket
Fuck aftermarket kikes.

[Anonymous No.17842155]

>>17842127

[Anonymous No.17842159]

I dun geddit. Market only goes up?

[Anonymous No.17842162]

>>17842095
>the 40 year bag holder

[Anonymous No.17842163]

>>17842127
It already is

[Anonymous No.17842168]

>>17842132
>Please remain and hold the bags i promise i'll be right back

Gotta love that advice

[Anonymous No.17842170]

>>17842114
I mean if you're gonna do what you said, sure. Market conditions are a moot point to you.

[Anonymous No.17842174]

>>17842109

[Anonymous No.17842177]

Oil down almost 10% at 29.xx

[Anonymous No.17842182]

>>17842114
>now

I would wait until any new enforcement action from the US government hits, at a minimum
the market most certainly hasn't priced in a nationwide quarantine just yet

[Anonymous No.17842185]

>>17842137
haha hopefully btc goes down

[Anonymous No.17842191]

someone will come out on top of this shit one day and will be revered as a god

[Anonymous No.17842206]

>>17842159
Aye but i goes up in reverse when it turns red.

[Anonymous No.17842207]

When will they completely shut the NY subway and London Underground?

[Anonymous No.17842213]

[Anonymous No.17842217]

Genuinely happy how low the stocks are getting, going to start building a new dividend growth portfolio in march.

Which shares are you watching, lads?

My main ones:

Britvic
Greggs
Games Workshop
Countryside Properties
Disney

[Anonymous No.17842218]

When to sell SQQQ ? How high can it go really

[Anonymous No.17842221]

>>17842059
I don't think it will be
I think I gotta sell my macdolan and microsoft and maybe costco... sell low or be a bag holder, damn doomers

[Anonymous No.17842222]

>>17842162
It's ok though, those fuckers live like 35 years longer than the average Western bagholder.
Can't wait to see BOJ get fucked. They own like 50% of the stocks over there.
I wonder what economic chaos in Japan looks like.

[Anonymous No.17842223]

>>17842014
bought this on friday at 51€, was at 95€ 1 hour ago, now at 75€. should I hold?
Their portfolio is looking juicy, it's a german company that got a government contract for 10k respirators and are also market leaders in gas masks and protective clothing

[Anonymous No.17842225]

>>17842191
You mean like FUCKING ANTHONY who lost 1/2 a million.

[Anonymous No.17842226]

>>17842095
and they never will, just like DOW ever hitting 28k again is a pipe dream, it's a Bubble on a Bubble in another Bubble

[Anonymous No.17842227]

>>17842014
Did...did you think stonks went up?

[Anonymous No.17842232]

>>17842207
few days i guess

[Anonymous No.17842234]

>>17836357

Linking

[Anonymous No.17842237]

>>17842191
>revered as a god
Their brain will be pulled out through their nose, their organs harvested, and their body dumped in a cave in the desert nobody will ever find?

[Anonymous No.17842245]

>>17842207
even seoul hasnt shut the subway down

[Anonymous No.17842246]

Cure on the horizon by Aussie lab. Have hope!

[Anonymous No.17842249]

>>17842217
A norf post if ever I saw one lad.

[Anonymous No.17842257]

>>17842217
April*

[Anonymous No.17842270]

>>17842206
b-but markets only go up...

[Anonymous No.17842281]

AND THE HE SAID *WHEEZE* "YOU CAN'T TIME THE MARKET"

[Anonymous No.17842283]

>>17842207
They'd just lock down the city at that point

[Anonymous No.17842292]

>>17842095
it literally never even reached its crash bottom till 2015

[Anonymous No.17842300]

>>17842218
All the dump experienced is likely only half of the total dump, at minimum. It has quite a bit of room to grow

[Anonymous No.17842303]

who else here DGX, LH, QGEN, TMO bulls?

[Anonymous No.17842307]

>Some chink want to eat pangolin with his bat soup
>Whole economy crash with no survivor

I never asked for this

[Anonymous No.17842308]

>>17842281
>I can't time the market!

[Anonymous No.17842312]

>>17842207
They will wait for things to start getting really bad, so that the news of people dying is scarier than the news of shutting the subway. Shutting the subway now, while best for public health, would upset the markets further. Proper precautions cannot be taken because money is more important than people.

[Anonymous No.17842313]

Whats the worse percent change you've seen? My favorites:

>SPCE down 70% from ATH
>BA down 57% since last year's top
>JBLU down 54% this month

[Anonymous No.17842315]

Kek, saw a thing online where some financial genius said that Apple should buy Disney. Pipe dream man. Apple missed the ride when Jobs was still alive and when Disney shares were a hell of a lot cheaper than today. Even with the virus shit effecting it the stock was still cheaper. P.S - DIS at under 94 a pop right now.

[Anonymous No.17842317]

I put in an order for some TVIX stock last night because I didn't think the VIX would change much until US markets opened, only to see that it's gone from +15% to +30% already. Will the VIX still go up more today or should I cancel that shit?

[Anonymous No.17842324]

>>17842270
>>17842227
Oh my sweet summer child.

[Anonymous No.17842330]

I tried warning you, bullbros. I wasn't even smug at all. I'm sorry about what is going to happen in 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.17842344]

>>17842056
At premarket levels for spy and qqq we will hit the first 7% break immediately upon open. 13% isnt far past 10%. Would only need to drop a further 3% from here.

[Anonymous No.17842345]

>>17842313
I fucking LOOOOOOVE SPCE i've made so much money off that stock

[Anonymous No.17842348]

>>17842281

Y...you don't know what's going to happen...stock market is gambling..!!! You only got lucky! It's not like italy spain and all of europe shutting down had anything to do with this bobo!!!

[Anonymous No.17842358]

%9.19
it's over

[Anonymous No.17842363]

So how far down we going today?
We gonna hit 20K on the DOW?

[Anonymous No.17842366]

>>17842315
yea, that's retarded. I'm pretty sure some members of the government attempted to block disney's acquisition of fox. For apple, an already powerful multi-brand megacorporation, to buy another powerful multi-brand megacorporation like Disney would absolutely be blocked by anti-trust laws.

[Anonymous No.17842367]

Crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.17842368]

gold and oil still going down
someone needs to step in and buy
where is the cash

[Anonymous No.17842375]

>>17842014
Don't remind me of Yotsuba. Miku is best and deserved it most.
Also I already said stock market was gonna crash on thursday

[Anonymous No.17842382]

>>17842344
Well, I certainly hope so but last week we hit the futures breaker and never got close to the 2nd breaker sadly.

I have said for a long time that I would buy at 20k on the DOW. Do you think I should wait a little longer?

[kek No.17842385]

>>17842223
ok I'm gonna hold, it's literally the only stock in Germany right now that's making profit

[Anonymous No.17842395]

>>17842246
VB and a cheese and Vegemite sandwich isn't a real cure, my friend.

[Anonymous No.17842398]

>>17842345
And making more today

[Anonymous No.17842399]

Should I short? More downside incoming or are we through yet? Implied open -9.5%...

[Anonymous No.17842402]

<<17842367.
Can't believe it's happening. Can't buy my guns across the border now.

[Anonymous No.17842403]

Should I sell my 3/20s today or on Friday?
My AMD puts got triggered into ITM today

[Anonymous No.17842405]

Are the bulls done praying yet?

[Anonymous No.17842406]

>>17842375
for me it's nino

[Anonymous No.17842407]

>>17842375
Why wait until Thursday when we can crash Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.17842414]

>>17842345
how long do you normaly keep your puts before selling on a stock like SPCE that plummets in a predictable rate

[Anonymous No.17842415]

Be careful out buyers. Make sure you exit before it gets too bad.

[Anonymous No.17842423]

visa or master card?

[Anonymous No.17842424]

>>17842375
Nino is the best

[Anonymous No.17842425]

>>17842368
people are going to buy oil eventually, not sure about gold though, that shit ridic

[Anonymous No.17842434]

>>17842399
>>17842358

How can it be implied 9.5%, futures halt at 5%

[Anonymous No.17842440]

> tfw too brainlet to meaningfully understand inverse daily rebalance
All I understand is buying SQQQ right now is somehow a bad play because today's drop is already priced in and tomorrow's dead cat bounce will somehow get rebalance in?
I feel as though I am getting memed on

[Anonymous No.17842442]

>>17842407
Meant I said it on last thursday mate.

[Anonymous No.17842448]

>>17842014
SILVER DOWN 15%, OIL BELOW 30. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

[Anonymous No.17842449]

>>17842345
am i reading this correctly, you only buy puts and calls that expire like the next week after your purchase date?

[Anonymous No.17842454]

>>17842223
in ten years they may not even exist.

[Anonymous No.17842453]

>>17842414
Always enter a position having your exit in mind. For most of those transactions, I just picked a sell point, set it, and it hit it the same day or the next.

[Anonymous No.17842459]

>>17842434
Premarket is open

[Anonymous No.17842460]

What if gold just ceases to be considered valuable by generations of people who have never even heard of a gold standard let alone believe in one? the BUY GOLD crowd is getting old as death and there isn't a replacement generation.

[Anonymous No.17842461]

honestly I can't believe that I get to witness not just one, but multiple breaker trips at open with you guys
it's oddly comfy

[Anonymous No.17842468]

>>17842424
>>17842406
you know I'm fine with that, but fucking Yotsuba !?

[Anonymous No.17842472]

>>17842425
is gold done for
all those Spanish treasure galleons and new world exploitation mean nothing?

I kind of want to buy some under 1500... tempted

[Anonymous No.17842476]

>>17842330
w-what is going to happen?

[Anonymous No.17842480]

>>17842014
> Crash after crash after crash

SO WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN ANONS?
It's been two weeks that the Stock Market is crashing but still nothing.

WHERE ARE THE BANK RUNS ? WHERE IS THE LOOTING FOR FOOD ? WHERE ARE THE WANTING LINES FOR FOOD STAMPS?

I'M BORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17842481]

>>17842406
>>17842424
>why yes I do like getting drugged by a vile bitch, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.17842488]

>>17842448
SILVER 17% down

[Anonymous No.17842487]

>>17842449
Those were all calls and puts expiring march 20. I bought the calls when it was FOMO pumping, the puts after it was clear fomo had died

[Anonymous No.17842489]

This is bad ain’t it?

[Anonymous No.17842491]

>>17842292
And all of this time the Bank of Japan has been directly buying stocks to prop it up.
I wonder if they would have been better off just letting it hit rock bottom and built it from there again.

At the moment it's an impossible thought, but DOW might pull off a similar move.
If the debt crisis turns out to be bad enough, then you can basically say that the US consumer spending is fucked for the next 10-15 years minimum.
Then there's the fact that pensions are going to get cut to shit when there are no returns from the market, which will rape boomers entirely as a generation and kill the housing market.
US might very well be heading to becoming Japan 2.0.

[Anonymous No.17842493]

>>17842459
Oh, 8 thought premarket and futures were interchangeable terms. What's the breakers limit for premarket ?

[Anonymous No.17842494]

u retard
if you buy on open, you are expecting it go down more
so once the circuit breakers trip and you buy it
you are buying at -20%
you should have bought on friday
so that you can get the 20% gains

[Anonymous No.17842507]

>>17842440
How do you measure the priced in drop in a leveraged short etf?

[Anonymous No.17842508]

there are sirens outside

[Anonymous No.17842516]

>>17842345
virgin orbit needs an ipo, that company just reeks of warbucks

[Anonymous No.17842519]

>Silver down 18%
Wtf is happening
Its all crashing

[Anonymous No.17842520]

>>17842493
>Oh, 8 thought premarket and futures were interchangeable terms

What?

[Anonymous No.17842522]

>>17842453
so your strategy isnt to time the profit gains, just sell at a specific time?

[Anonymous No.17842525]

>>17842460
Buy my shiney metal!

[Anonymous No.17842527]

Is DB okay?

[Anonymous No.17842539]

Thoughts on etoro?

[Anonymous No.17842543]

>>17842522
Pick a profit point, don't get too greedy.

[Anonymous No.17842548]

>>17842519
Banks are getting margin called and running out of liquidity, they're selling everything

[Anonymous No.17842553]

>>17842481
h-hot

[Anonymous No.17842558]

>>17842103
Kek.

[Anonymous No.17842563]

>>17842460
I kind of suspect exactly that us happening
I mean "gold us valuable in times of crisis" is an actual meme in the true meaning of the word: a sort of tiny perpetuating cultural myth whose basis is purely tradition rather than fact

[Anonymous No.17842564]

>>17842519
18%?!?!
ahahahahahah why did I buy some of this shit in my ira ahahahaha fuck

Might finally buy some rounds/eagles

[Anonymous No.17842565]

>>17842460
It's because the zoomers are buying made up fake internet gold instead of real gold
crypto did this
plus they aren't getting married or buying their girlfriends jewelry because they're all gay and spend all their money on opiates

[Anonymous No.17842567]

>>17842100

[Anonymous No.17842569]

>>17842480
>Nobody believes the happening is real because it isn't instant movie tier armageddon

I love your sense of humor god

[Anonymous No.17842573]

This truly is the end times lads

[Anonymous No.17842579]

>>17842520
He said "premarket was open". I thought that premarket and the futures were the same thing.

[Anonymous No.17842584]

>>17842564
>eagles
>not buying pandas

[Anonymous No.17842602]

>>17842573
I don't know which is worse: Silver under 13 or oil under 30

[Anonymous No.17842607]

>>17842584
>pandas
>not buying maple leafs

[Anonymous No.17842616]

>>17842507
Well it's that it's already up in premarket hours

[Anonymous No.17842618]

what can i salvage from these today?

[fucktripfags No.17842619]

>>17842100

[Anonymous No.17842622]

>>17842425

ahhahahahHAHAHAH

WHEN BULL KEK WHEN? WHOS BUYING OIL NOW NO ONE NEEDS IT LITTLE BULL KEK AND WERE IN AN OIL WAR RN. AIRLINES ARE GOING BANKRUPT AND YOU SAY WE NEED OIL HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17842624]

so what longs are actually worth holding...?

[Anonymous No.17842625]

>>17842584
Eagles are useful for collecting spent brass, will come handy when the looting starts.

[Anonymous No.17842627]

>>17842014

peak panic will be may

[Anonymous No.17842630]

this isnt fun anymore, i want the green line going up to come back

[Anonymous No.17842633]

>>17842403
I' waiting for a gap down tomorrow ( I'm also in $40 AMD puts expiry this Friday)

[Anonymous No.17842635]

>>17842602
silver, because oil can easily rebound. silver is going to take forever to recover.

[Anonymous No.17842644]

>>17842619
:DDDDDD

[Anonymous No.17842648]

>>17842630
Is this the clown that tried to short Beyond Meat?

[Anonymous No.17842657]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA&t=
its over boys

[Anonymous No.17842658]

>>17842149
I'm sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.17842663]

>>17842440
im with you anon

[Anonymous No.17842668]

>>17842648
>short
>beyond meat
I dont know what either of these things are

[Anonymous No.17842670]

>>17842480
Europe is literally quarantined
Reservists are getting called in
Borders are all closed
Hospitals are full with people
Markets empty
Literally anything else is closed

At this rate looting will start in ten days.

[Anonymous No.17842671]

>>17842618
They'll probably open at a price that you can make some money on due to the increase in bear volatility

[Anonymous No.17842673]

>>17842579
You're actually a tourist and need to stay in cash until this is over

[Anonymous No.17842681]

>>17842563
The problem with gold is that it’s historically been used as a store of value during state collapse, not during global collapse. If you can’t slip away with your gold during the night before the day of the rope, it’s worthless. Since there’s no where to slip away to anymore, it’s similarly worthless.

And paper gold upends the concept to begin with.

[Anonymous No.17842682]

INO is going up

[Anonymous No.17842684]

>>17842014

i pity people with money in mutual funds

[Anonymous No.17842688]

>>17842616
couldnt it go up futher though?

[Anonymous No.17842690]

>>17842440
You had to buy SQQQ friday and sell right now in premarket. You always have to predict the market for this type of play

[Anonymous No.17842695]

>>17842668
Neither did he

[Anonymous No.17842697]

>>17842670
markets empty? look pretty full to me. But then again, I don't live in Italy

[Anonymous No.17842701]

>>17842635
maybe we should just re-bury it at this point
return it to the earth gods so that they will call off the plaguerino

>>17842627
that's like 2 months from now
they already cancelled all the sports, and quarantined everything
I don't see how people will get any more panicked eight weeks from now

[Anonymous No.17842702]

>>17842616
Oh that kind of etf in my country is up only 4% now.

[Anonymous No.17842710]

>beyond meat
anyone who tried it knew it was nothing more than a fad or meme. it tastes awful.

[fucktripfags No.17842714]

>>17842573

[Anonymous No.17842727]

[Anonymous No.17842730]

>>17842710
It's mashed peas. But a lot of mashed peas, with oils. Makes u gassy.

[Anonymous No.17842736]

>>17842673
Seriously consider suicide

>>17842491
I don't think we will be Japan , we don't have those demos

[Anonymous No.17842740]

THOUGHTS ON ETORO?

[Anonymous No.17842742]

>>17842701

they'll get more panicked when the news is not about sports cancelation but lack of beds for the infected

we are far from peak virus nigga.

plus the people in mutual funds will have a delay so they can take their money. 1w-2m delay

[Anonymous No.17842745]

>>17842727
Lol

[Anonymous No.17842750]

In all sincerity and honesty, I'm scared. I've never seen anything like this in my 30 years of life and don't know what to do while I sit at home and watch the market collapse every fucking day as it seems like the entire world is shutting down. I don't know what to do or how to feel.

[Anonymous No.17842754]

>>17842223
I have a Draeger CO2 monitor for work, it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.17842757]

>>17842681
it might rubber band hard though
like once the selling stops, a little bit of buying pressure could take us back over 1600. and from there, who knows
I haven't bought any new gold (just long term physical holding), but I'm still tempted to grab some paper gold if it keeps going down and see what happens

[Anonymous No.17842758]

>well-known, blue-chip companies with good p/e ratios and debt getting annihilated
>the only refuge from this crisis are black magic inverse leveraged ETFs

someone must be responsible for this

[Anonymous No.17842761]

>>17842727
>would be
>not am
Your red flag, ladies and gentlemen. Never trust a Trump.

[Anonymous No.17842763]

>>17842670
Are they still floating in 100's of boatloads of Africans every minute? Some work must continue, even in tough times.

[fucktripfags No.17842766]

>>17842701
COMPLETE lockdown on movement, noone will be allowed to get out of their homes.

[Anonymous No.17842768]

>>17842750
Pretty much
I was not old enough 2008 so this is my first real crash.

[Anonymous No.17842770]

>>17842740
Epic bacon image!

[Anonymous No.17842772]

borger

[Anonymous No.17842775]

>>17842745

sauce

[Anonymous No.17842777]

>>17842772
fat slut

[Anonymous No.17842786]

bloody monday incoming

[Anonymous No.17842792]

>>17842579
Futures are an asset class, like stocks, but not traded on the NYSE. They have a premarket trading window like stocks do, but different hours. he was saying the futures are already down before stock trading begins, which is indicative of the stock market is crashing hard today

IDK what the circuit levels for futures are, but here are the stock ones. Hope that helps

[Anonymous No.17842793]

>>17842775
Ketchup!

[Anonymous No.17842807]

>>17842710
The problem is the market think a Beyond = Incredible Burger

The incredible burger is made from plants that have been genetically modified to bleed plant blood
Beyond is just the shitty veggie burgers that have been around for decades but they're capitalizing off Impossible's slowness

[Anonymous No.17842809]

>>17842750
I feel fucking exhilarated but then again, im a massive loser who just wants everyone else to suffer as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.17842810]

>>17842772
bacon borger

[Anonymous No.17842818]

I just spoke to one of friends who is a big titty school principal, she just told me that her kids probably won't return to school physically until early 2021. Holy shit brahs.

[Anonymous No.17842819]

Bought 419 shares (4$ short for 420) of RDS.A @ 12$.
Going to lock this up and check back in a few months.
Likely it will go down even further.
Perhaps because they will anounce that they're lowering dividends, which would be for the first time since WW2.
But it's already low as fuck and the company is one of the more stable ones in the oil industry.

Can't go wrong but keeping my fingers crossed.

[Anonymous No.17842822]

>>17842763
Nobody cares/knows desu.
>>17842775
Looks like some Korean stuff

[Anonymous No.17842826]

>>17842768
even in 2008 the world didn't fucking collapse, dude. it was some fiscal bullshit not a doomsday virus from batman

[Anonymous No.17842827]

Quick what euro shorts do I buy before us market opens biz!
I was too late to buy on close friday..

[Anonymous No.17842831]

>>17842807

[Anonymous No.17842833]

>>17842434
Index ETFs have no halting

[Anonymous No.17842835]

>>17842750
Nobody has ever seen anything like this. This is a completely unique set of circumstances. Just hope the collapse is orderly and the rebuild swift with lessons learned.

Til then, buckle up, do what you can to insulate yourself from risks you can't afford, and just live your life, even if your life is just binging netflix for a few months while the world grinds into a twilight zone around you.

[Anonymous No.17842838]

>>17842624
long VIX

[Anonymous No.17842840]

>>17842736
If you don't know what futures are you don't belong in this thread you belong on investopedia

[Anonymous No.17842843]

>>17842818
post her big tiddys

[Anonymous No.17842849]

>>17842809
Yeah, I'm getting real sick of your lot. Some of us actually want to live and be happy, okay? Sorry you're a coward who is also too much of a pussy to have ended it already themselves.

[Anonymous No.17842850]

ummm why is gold also dropping? i thought it was a safe from this shit

[Anonymous No.17842853]

>>17842670
God fucking damn it this artist has the worst example of sameface

[Anonymous No.17842861]

Newbie here.

How long till s&p and dj opens?

Is closing at -7% a big deal in dow jones?

[Anonymous No.17842866]

Lads they're going to close the stock market.

[Anonymous No.17842876]

>>17842818
Nonsense if you ask me. Countries would use the nuclear option before that happens. Force everyone to stay home for a month. After which the spread stops and the virus slowly phases out.

[Anonymous No.17842882]

what happens if the stock market closes before I can sell all the inverse ETF stocks I ordered at open

[Anonymous No.17842883]

silver is at $12 and hasn't found any support yet

[Anonymous No.17842887]

>>17842818
What a time to grow up.
There was lots of happenings when I was a kid, but it all felt so far away like Waco, the OKC bombing and the LA riots but those things seemed so far away. Now they've crept into your home.

[Anonymous No.17842889]

>>17842826
Id like to say I do not give a shit about the world beyond money, but Im stuck in an African country with all flights canceled and being the de facto hostage of the local gouvernment now.
>>17842853
Really?

[Anonymous No.17842894]

>>17842819
Did you buy them today or firday at close?

[Anonymous No.17842904]

>>17842861
dow wont close at -7%

[Anonymous No.17842911]

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17842914]

>>17842850
Gold exchanges are about to be shuttered for months. Do you HONESTLY want to get stuck with an asset you can't convert into cash on the fly during a period where your income will be either nonexistent or shot to shit?

[Anonymous No.17842915]

>>17842861
>Is closing at -7% a big deal in dow jones?
4 weeks ago? Yes
Now? Just a normal day at Wall Street. The line for suicides starts over there.

[Anonymous No.17842917]

>>17842819
I wonder about the advantage of holding XOM or RDS.A despite the oil price decline, considering that the top oil companies are profitable at lower oil prices while everyone else dies

[Anonymous No.17842924]

>>17842882

There'd be more panic if the market closed, lol they won't close it, the country would become so chaotic.

[Anonymous No.17842926]

Bears are too complacent. Face melting bear rally incoming this week.

[Anonymous No.17842929]

>>17842861
>Is closing at -7%

breh we're going to hit -7% within 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.17842930]

>>17842488
IT'S BEING SOLD OUT. GOLD TOO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.17842931]

I believe in Donald J. Trump. I'm buying calls today

[Anonymous No.17842934]

This market crash is the best thing that could happen. It will drag everyone down. Finally everyone will suffer like me, I am happy at last.

[Anonymous No.17842936]

>>17842831
Bred to suffer and born to die
We have taught the plants to know pain

[Anonymous No.17842940]

Just an update from a bong in Bongland about what the government is advising all citizens to do

Wash your hands, sing happy birthday and get herd immunity please

This was a message sponsored by the BBC.

[Anonymous No.17842941]

>>17842882
I don't know if they've ever closed the stock markets during a time when lev/inv ETFs existed.
it might be a big problem if they did, because those ETFs are constructed using futures contracts.


>>17842889
story?
what country are you in and why?

[Anonymous No.17842943]

>>17842849
>Some of us actually want to live and be happy, okay?

Tell that to the chinks that work in sweatshops so your money is worth anything

[Anonymous No.17842944]

>>17842850
The big players that have been hoarding gold for the past year are liquidating to cover their positions

[Anonymous No.17842945]

>>17842818
>big titty school principal

gonna need some pics brah

[Anonymous No.17842947]

>>17842014

anyone know a good place to commission memes?

i made a promise i'd do it if my put survived until today

[Anonymous No.17842959]

>>17842894
Today.

[Anonymous No.17842961]

>>17842934
Based

[Anonymous No.17842965]

>>17842940
>and get herd immunity please
Doesn't that involve over 90% of the country falling ill?

[Anonymous No.17842968]

>>17842934
>>17842961
based

[Anonymous No.17842971]

>>17842579
Just burn your money.

[Anonymous No.17842979]

is it worth it to buy inverse ETF's at open or should i hope and wait for another fed pump first

[Anonymous No.17842980]

I wish I you could buy memes on the stock exchange

[Anonymous No.17842985]

>>17842915
I see. My country stocks (ibx) are closing daily at -14%, still not sure how we didnt exploded yet

[Anonymous No.17842986]

>up 60% this morning
just stop i can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.17842987]

>Silver at 11.8
>>17842941
Morocco
Closed its borders overnight and all foreigners are now stuck here. Could be worse though. I enjoy the beach and wait for an airlift out.

[Anonymous No.17842994]

>>17842943
>chinks that work in sweatshops so your money is worth anything

none of this is my fault. no one came to my house and asked me if i thought enslaving chinks to make sneakers was okay, pretty sure no one gave a shit what my opinion was ever.

[Anonymous No.17842999]

>>17842245
Seoul is also testing literally everyone, asymptomatic or not, and issued preemptive quarantines weeks ago. There would never have been a need to shut their rails down because they did the right thing and started rounding up all the asymptomatic dumbfucks acting as vectors instead of telling people to enjoy St Paddys Day at Red Robin because freedum.

[Anonymous No.17843006]

Will they actually close the markets? And if so what happens when they do open again?

[Anonymous No.17843005]

>>17842979

if you think it s worth to buy inverse etfs at open of a day like today you should study what the fuck you are putting money into

it does not work like you think it does

[Anonymous No.17843010]

GUSH to 0

[Anonymous No.17843012]

UK electricity consumption was down to just 21GW yesterday morning. It very rarely dips below 26GW

[Anonymous No.17843015]

i had $20,000 in silver...HAD...

[Anonymous No.17843017]

>>17842861
Anon we're not closing at -7, we're opening at -10 or worse.

[Anonymous No.17843021]

-10% spx

[Anonymous No.17843026]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntUDAX2T8wo

[Anonymous No.17843027]

>>17842740
shit scammy exchange

[Anonymous No.17843028]

>>17842987
Spooky
I can't imagine being away from home in a time like this. Even if I was somewhere civilized. Africa, even northern Africa, no way

[Anonymous No.17843032]

>>17842965
They want 60% of the country at least to get infected, so that the least vulnerable are infected and the most have a buffer zone to make sure they don’t get infected

[Anonymous No.17843041]

>>17842014
>peak panic
not now

that comes later

[Anonymous No.17843042]

>>17843012
TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS

[Anonymous No.17843043]

>>17842095
>that one guy who had his sell limit at 40,000
Poor guys been waiting for it for 30 years

[Anonymous No.17843047]

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO

IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER

[Anonymous No.17843049]

>>17842207
not until things are literally falling apart
the US won't seriously implement quarantines until too late, and even then they're likely to be non-effective and localized only

[Anonymous No.17843054]

I CAN'T LOG INTO MY BROKER WTF

[Anonymous No.17843058]

>>17843028
did yuo run all your pictures through waifu2x or something why are they all blurry

[Anonymous No.17843059]

>>17842999
true

[SOXL_shill No.17843065]

Remember men, it's just money. We're probably gonna bounce today but get ready to reload your puts at the top. And don't be surprised if President Trump figures out a way to stop /ES from dipping under 2350 or so between now and November. Fuck if I know how but I'd almost put money on it. It's in the air.

[Anonymous No.17843068]

>>17842934
I would say they could have prevented it, but that would be a lie. It's not in their nature.

[Anonymous No.17843070]

>>17842100

[Anonymous No.17843073]

>>17843032
Wouldn't the least vulnerable just act as carriers for the virus, then?

[Anonymous No.17843074]

Well, all I can do is hope gold recovers within the next several decades. Fortunately I was already poor so it’s only a couple thousand, haha...

[Anonymous No.17843076]

$30 DOLLARS A BARREL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17843078]

>>17843027
why shitty? why scammy?

[Anonymous No.17843086]

>>17842750
>entire world is shutting down
Businesses are opening back up in China. It's business as usual after a month. People act like the world is going to end. That everyone will somehow die with a <10% death rate, all elderly and/or immunocompromised. That nobody will see opportunity. That businesses will just give up. That everyone will refuse to work. Fucking trade grocery and general retail stocks. How much money you think walmart made selling cleaning supplies, water, and toilet paper this week alone?

[Anonymous No.17843088]

Why?

[Anonymous No.17843090]

>>17843010
I'll still hold lol

[Anonymous No.17843096]

>>17843054
>using robinhood

[Anonymous No.17843098]

>>17843088
you know why

[Anonymous No.17843101]

>>17843086
>>17843086
>Businesses are opening back up in China. It's business as usual after a month
People are getting re-infected

[Anonymous No.17843102]

>>17843086
>Businesses are opening back up in China
No they're not.

[Anonymous No.17843106]

>>17843088
Accelerate

[Anonymous No.17843114]

>>17842727
hes right tho, this is a good time to buy at a bargain. you have to think long term

[Anonymous No.17843116]

>>17843088
>Throw money at the virus that will work!

[Anonymous No.17843117]

Who's ready to buy blue chip cheapies to dump when orange man has his next CEO blowjob press conference?

[Anonymous No.17843119]

>>17842710
doesn't matter, short squeeze of the decade
>>17842727
I love that he went back and deleted that tweet!

[Anonymous No.17843125]

[Anonymous No.17843136]

>>17843086
Obesity is a major risk factor for complications
America is going to have the highest death rate this side of the third world

[Anonymous No.17843141]

>>17843078
have you heard of search engines, anon?

[Anonymous No.17843144]

>>17843086

Oh god this guys back, LOL YOURE BACK. Why are you so clueless, people are making bank right now because they're shorting based on the economy crashing, jump on board or go broke bull cuck

[Anonymous No.17843153]

>>17842827
i got EUO not sure what else there is

[Anonymous No.17843154]

>>17842819
how did you buy at 12$ if its worth 27$ ?

[Anonymous No.17843156]

>>17842323
thanks man! that's pretty good. lucky i opened the thread again

[Anonymous No.17843158]

All the gold and silver are sold out. What the FUCK.

[Anonymous No.17843160]

>>17843136
Also spring break vacations are canceled or not?

[Anonymous No.17843163]

>>17843136
>old people and fat people die

oh noooooo what will we do bros...

[Anonymous No.17843171]

Should I sell my 24k of now very ITM SPY puts at open or not?

[Anonymous No.17843173]

>>17843086
>It's business as usual after a month.
Stop saying this dumb shit. Kids are still taking online classes instead of going to school in China.
Some places they still can't go outside much.

[Anonymous No.17843175]

>>17843043
His honorable great great grandchildren will one day be able to complete that trade and bring peace to the salaryman's spirit.
But until that day comes, he's haunting the family home as a pink ghost.

[Anonymous No.17843177]

>>17843160
my uni extended spring break until the end of the month

[Anonymous No.17843181]

Could our actual status be counted as a crash? Which numbers we need to be able to say "it crashed"?

[Anonymous No.17843183]

>>17842014
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUY YEAST BUY YEAST GOD DAMNIT

[Anonymous No.17843193]

Is now the time for Fear?

[Anonymous No.17843194]

>>17843136
Practically the entire Western world is fat, America is just a little fatter

[Anonymous No.17843195]

>>17843160
No

[Anonymous No.17843199]

>>17843073
Not my policy. Ask the British Government. They haven’t been communicating shit to schools or teachers. Currently our Union is trying to gather more information on WHY they’re doing the stuff they’re doing.

[Anonymous No.17843204]

any guaranteed puts?

[Anonymous No.17843207]

>>17842818
How big are we taking anon?

[Anonymous No.17843211]

OH NO NO NO NO
BRRRRRRRROS
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

[Anonymous No.17843215]

82 minutes until the open

[Anonymous No.17843216]

>>17843047
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE

[Anonymous No.17843219]

>>17843183
Bailout when?

[Anonymous No.17843220]

>>17843173
>>17843173

People are incredibly in denial, meanwhile economists are predicting a massive contraction in the chinese economy for the first quarter, the rest of the world will follow.

[Anonymous No.17843222]

>>17843213
>>17843213
>>17843213
>>17843213

>>17843213
>>17843213
>>17843213

the threads will continue until the pain ends

>>17843213
>>17843213

[Anonymous No.17843223]

>>17843158
lol people snatchiing it up while the price is cheap

[Anonymous No.17843224]

Weimar is here, when is the next Hitler?

[Anonymous No.17843228]

>>17843114
well it's certainly a lot better now than when he wrote that

sheeeiiittt
TZA and SRTY got wayyyyy too expensive pre market

[Anonymous No.17843229]

>>17843171
I'm selling and going long within the first hour of trading, very likely. Been holding puts since Feb. 13. but I'm done, everyone is a fucking bear now.

[Anonymous No.17843230]

>>17843181
It doesn't crash until I say it crashes.

[Anonymous No.17843241]

>>17843177
So thousands of people partying togheter? Lol all dead by the end of april.

[Anonymous No.17843245]

My stupid broker is fucking down.
Wat do

[fucktripfags No.17843250]

>>17843193
Nau thait comes laiter

[Anonymous No.17843258]

>>17843224
New Hitler is just building up to the failed Beer Hall Putsch now, it hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.17843264]

>>17843204
guaranteed puts are puts which are set overnight bruh

[Anonymous No.17843332]

>>17843102
https://www.thedailybeast.com/apple-reopens-stores-across-china-closes-them-everywhere-else
They factually are.

>>17843101
Proofs?

>>17843136
Lel maybe

>>17843144
Trading options and buying cheapies. But if you keep your short for longer than a month or two you're gonna go broke.

[Anonymous No.17843370]

>>17842786
shouldnt the "ancap" zoomer be a regular boomer defending his retirement account

[Anonymous No.17843383]

>>17843193

still at denial

peak fear is when the media will be all over hospitals

[Anonymous No.17843397]

>>17843173
Well no shit, look at the population density. It'll be like that in NY and CA and Disney world as well, but for the rest of the nation it wont be that bad. It'll suck for a few weeks, maybe a couple months or so, then recovery, then business as usual. It's not the fucking end of the world.

[Anonymous No.17843400]

>DAX -9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%
-9%

[Anonymous No.17843414]

>>17842786
Ancaps don't say Keynesian garbage like that.

[Anonymous No.17843435]

>>17842448

Deflationary spiral, all debt and all savings will simultaneously disappear

[Anonymous No.17843448]

Should i take a 3% loan and buy a 5-6% monopoly fibre infrastructure stock while keeping half my capital in cash (in case it drops by 50%) and earn the difference?

[Anonymous No.17843455]

>>17842670
Not in britbong land where getting heard immunity thanks boris

[Anonymous No.17843482]

>bought DUST at $10
feels good man

[Anonymous No.17843526]

wait up, i just sold 90k of VTSAX to get out of the market but it doesn't actually sell until 4pm??? so doesn't this mean i risk getting royally fucked by selling it if the market crashes today?

[Anonymous No.17843532]

>>17843224
Chink Stalin is going to make that nigger eat a bullet. Let's face it, the world "and the future will belong solely to the stronger eastern nation."

[Anonymous No.17843534]

>>17843222
THREADS NEVERENDING

[Anonymous No.17843549]

How safe is a Vix call for today boyos?

[Anonymous No.17843575]

>>17842132
>r/personalfinance and /r/investing are telling me to keep calm and hold,
When normies urge calm, sell.
When normies panic sell, buy.

[Anonymous No.17843657]

>>17843526

bump please i got like an hour to fix this

[Anonymous No.17843679]

>>17843175
I’m gonna hire Ito to make this comic

[Anonymous No.17843704]

Buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17843739]

>>17843657
Post in new thread

[Anonymous No.17844067]

>>17842415
the worse it gets the more i buy