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>> No.17837478

Melanin-enriched Monday incoming

>> No.17837479

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!

>> No.17837480
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17837480

Feel the pump

>> No.17837484
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17837484

>> No.17837489

BANK RUNS WHEN?
BANK RUNS WHEN?
BANK RUNS WHEN?
BANK RUNS WHEN?
BANK RUNS WHEN?

>> No.17837492

Hang Seng now -5.4%
DAX about to be sub -10% again
VIX futures +22%
are ya ready kids?

>> No.17837495

>>17837489
No.

>> No.17837497

Everything is down
T-bills
Gold
Crypto
Equities
Where is everyone putting their money? It's taking flight to somewhere.....

>> No.17837501

>>17837492
Aye, aye, captain!

>> No.17837503

>>17837480
>Zero Interest rates
>Feel the pump

Are you retarded? Or just born that way?

>> No.17837507
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17837507

Six hours until the party starts. Better get your plastic sheets and shotgun ready, because if you've been waiting for a Sign, this is it.

>> No.17837511

>>17837497
real estate

>> No.17837512

JUST PRINT MORE MONEY YOU DUMB FUCKS

>> No.17837513

Germany dead on arrival

>> No.17837516
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17837516

Level 1 circuit breakers is guaranteed

Odds of a level 2 circuit breaker?
Odds of a level 3 circuit breaker?

I'd say 60% chance of level 2, 10% chance of level 3

>> No.17837520
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17837520

>>17837489
In about two weeks.

>> No.17837525

>>17837478
Would it be silly to take out a loan once things start looking really bad here? Don't have disposable income and not getting paid during the quarantine period means I need money to go on.

>> No.17837524

>>17837497
Hard cash

>> No.17837527

>>17837497
>Where is everyone putting their money? It's taking flight to somewhere.....

Puts, inverse ETFs, and cold, hard cash.

>> No.17837530

Thought provoking question:

How much was the previous end-of-day pump to set up the circuit breakers to trigger at a higher level?

They're based on the previous day's close, right?

>> No.17837531
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17837531

>>17837489
it's FDIC insured
I dont get this meme

>> No.17837534

>>17837511
Not yet. Wait until June/july

>> No.17837541
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17837541

>>17837503
You can't admit the holy law given down by the GOD Emperor all save us all.

>> No.17837547

It’s time for a reminder that they’re spooking weak hands right know. The weak shall fear the strong. The strong are those who choose to hold

>> No.17837564
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17837564

>>17837541
>>17837547
are you guys fucking stupid?
are there really unironic bulls in here?

>> No.17837566

>>17837531
Not in your hand, you don't own it.

>> No.17837565

>>17837516
Goldman Sachs just casually mentioned that they expect 3,000,000 Americans to die in the coming months. I don't think there's enough bullish sentiment to prevent it from slipping to 3. Especially when the shit that isn't a 'cheapie', but a blatant bubble like $TSLA, starts to fail.

>> No.17837569
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17837569

Australian here. The ASX 200 absolutely collapsed today. 10% the worst ever single day fall here. Pic related.

The central bank has been pumping it to no avail and interest rtes will soon be at zero. Last Friday it jumped up into a rare and obviously fake green territory almost inexplicably at the end of the day to try and restore confidence and it didn’t work. The same thing happened in the US and no doubt the Dow will collapse spectacularly on opening.

>> No.17837568

>>17837531
It takes months to get your money from the FDIC after they seize a bank.

>> No.17837585

>>17837564
>not losing money makes you stupid
Huh?

>> No.17837591

>>17837564
Delusional bulls probably, last thing they want before getting ass fucked is a bit of humour probs.

>> No.17837593

>>17837564
Fuck you, you are all butthurt you got the horns Friday lmao that's what you get for denying HIS existence

>> No.17837594

>>17837524
>>17837527
Wouldnt FED printiing and troublesome petrol maeket devalue dollar hard?

>> No.17837600

>>17837531
These shitcoin shitposters have no idea how markets work, dont take the bait. 99.9% of /biz/ posters only invest in shitcoins, have no idea how anything actually works and willingly remain ignorant when presented with a learning oppurtunity.

>> No.17837604

>>17837568
With the batshit insanity of the Fed and Trump and the pending civil unrest by the time it gets to you it could very well be as valuable as Monopoly money.

>> No.17837609
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17837609

I called that friday.

>> No.17837611

>>17837594
Having money on hand is pretty valuable if you lose your job and need to tide yourself over for a while.

>> No.17837616

>MOEX starts at -2.5%

>> No.17837623
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17837623

>>17837512
Brrrr
>Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.17837624

>>17837565
Why the fuck would Goldman Sachs's predictions on that front carry more weight than HHS's.

>> No.17837630

>>17837530
-7% from Friday's SPX close is about $2520.

>> No.17837633

>>17837568
FDIC can take up to 7 years to pay

>> No.17837639

So wataya think biz, we busting through some circuit breakers tomorrow? The elusive 13 percent-er perhaps?

>> No.17837654
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17837654

>>17837497
Ahahahaha
Goldbugs hear the money printer meme and take it literally.

THEY DONT FUCKING LISTEN

Here’s the thing, when people have lots of money AND they want to spend it yes then prices generally go up. We call that inflation, or devaluation of a currency.

But what happens when people are worried about the future, and want to save their money?

>> No.17837660

>>17837623
imagine being Christine Lagarde and waking up to these euro numbers lmao
makes Kuroda seem like he had his shit together

>> No.17837664

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17837671

>>17837531
You can't insure the whole nation burning down. You can't insure every bank getting a run on.

>> No.17837675
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17837675

How can they even compete

>> No.17837676

>>17837624
Azar hasn’t done anything right this far, why should I trust him now?

>> No.17837681

Is it ironic that the bear market is no-selling to the Fed?

>> No.17837683
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17837683

>tfw you live in a farm far away from niggers

>> No.17837684

>>17837630
>>17837530
What I'm saying is... it's totally possible it could fall much, much further the next day, if the circuit-breakers weren't there to stop it.

Is this why they do such a massive pump and time it for the end of the day?

>> No.17837700

If one where to be scared for a bankrun where would a eurofag keep his money? Per bank we get 100k per person when it collapses or when the bank is bailed out. Anything above that is gone. Am scared for the biggest economical meltdown we have seen in a century..

>> No.17837708
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17837708

>>17837465
FORGIVE ME DOCTOR PAUL

>> No.17837714
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17837714

how far in the red are we going to be end of day?

>> No.17837715
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17837715

>>17837660
- 10%, - 20%, - 30%, - 40%, - 50% interest rates! Welcome to the new and magical land of quantitative easing! The debt pays off itself, borrow on Monday and it's gone by the weekend!

Wohoo! Golden bull run, here we come!

>> No.17837716

>>17837681
No. This is common bear market reaction. All news is bad. Really bad news is worse.

>> No.17837728
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17837728

It all returns to nothing

>> No.17837731

WHAT TIME DOES PREMARKET TRADING START?

>> No.17837741

>>17837700
If you know any carpenters that make coffins, you might try investing in their business since they're gonna need to scale up production.

>> No.17837742

>>17837565
Uhhhhh
You got a link to that?
Goldman doesn’t invite me to their investors club meetings.

>> No.17837745

Remember this is why jews must be eliminated from the face of Earth

There's a reason usury was banned and jews were always purged and expelled from every country

>> No.17837750

>>17837731
20 minutes london
1h 20 europa
6 hours america

>> No.17837752

Is there still a secret bunker club to hide away from people like this >>17837731
I remember the one on infin chan but that's still kill right?

>> No.17837754

>>17837594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUtHcVzs1c0

>> No.17837756

>>17837684
>Is this why they do such a massive pump and time it for the end of the day?
You're assuming all upwards movement is the Fed's doing. That is incorrect. Market is much more complicated than that and you give the Fed too much credit.

>> No.17837761
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17837761

>>17837745
Based and FEDpilled

>> No.17837762
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17837762

Can anyone tell me why I wouldn't want to buy 10 contracts of this? At 5 a piece, it seems like a safe bet considering it came close to 30 on friday. Or is there some fine print that I'm not seeing? I get buying puts and calls but the more advanced stuff makes my head hurt

>> No.17837764

here you can watch money evaporate

https://tradingeconomics.com/stocks

>> No.17837765
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17837765

>>17837585
how the fuck are you losing money in this volatility like what the fuck?

>> No.17837767

>>17837745
why

>> No.17837772

>>17837731
Is there premarket trading when we limit down? Brainlette here.

>> No.17837774

>>17837752
WHY CANT YOU JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION AND NOT BE A FAG ABOUT IT?

>> No.17837775

>>17837752
Pretty sure this is all we have left.

Worse, pretty sure when they closed the reddirt stock club house we got a lot of the detritus.

>> No.17837779

>>17837742
Oh some doofus at goldman unironically projected a 50% infection rate for the US.

>> No.17837780

>>17837750
Europe opens in 20 minutes

>> No.17837790

>>17837741
ain't nobody got enough wood for that

>> No.17837793
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17837793

Do you have your pink wojaks ready?
As soon as it opens we flood

>> No.17837797

>>17837774
Copy your question in to a search engine.

>> No.17837798

His name was Separate Variation.

>> No.17837808

WHAT TIME IS PREMARKET!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17837809

>DAX suddenly -6% from -10%
what the fuck?
being real subtle here

>> No.17837810

>>17837762
Do it and see what happens. It's just 5 bucks and you will learn if it was a great decision or not

>> No.17837811

>>17837569
Yeh we got smashed desu, I bought gold ETFs, did I fuck up or make the play?

>> No.17837816

>>17837594
>>17837654

>> No.17837817

>>17837497
Toilet paper idiot

>> No.17837818

>>17837780
Isn't everyone already dead in Europe?

>> No.17837820

>>17837809
just noticed that too
why...

>> No.17837831

>>17837700

When I opened a separate bank account to split my money, so that I wouldn't exceed the limit in one bank, the bank stagg staff themselves gave me weird looks and didnt believe my reason for opening a second bank account.

>> No.17837832
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17837832

>>17837741
Also, for the record, this is a serious suggestion for anyone that actually has carpentry connections. Coffin shortages are a thing that has happened in past pandemics.

>> No.17837833
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17837833

>>17837820
"why" indeed

>> No.17837835

WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET? WHEN IS PREMARKET?

>> No.17837836
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17837836

>>17837569
>tfw Australian Bear
i'm now unemployed too

>> No.17837841

>>17837818
The algos trade with themselves until electricity cuts off

>> No.17837845

>>17837790
>unzips

>> No.17837847

>>17837818
If the black death didn't kill them off nothing will, sadly

>> No.17837848

>>17837820
Because Limit down

>> No.17837850

Anyone else get the shits from pure nervousness?

>> No.17837855

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>> No.17837861

>>17837841
Kek computers can’t get coronavirus

>> No.17837862
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17837862

>>17837817
kek

>> No.17837865

>>17837772
Yes.

>> No.17837869

>>17837855
tuesday

>> No.17837871

>>17837841
fucking skynet

>> No.17837875

>>17837756
Could you... elucidate?

>> No.17837881

WHO READY FOR OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17837883

>>17837850
Bulls don't get nervous.

>> No.17837886

>>17837779
who cares what the idiots at goldman predict. "We are recession proof" "the market will go up" "stocks look cheap buy now" al those "experts" are just fortune tellers.

>> No.17837904

>>17837520
Cant wait. You just gotta enlist yourself and you are good. Government will feed, house and clothe you and you get to shoot normies fighting over toilet paper.

>> No.17837907

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>> No.17837910

>>17837886
There are predictions they tell publicly to the goys and predictions they use internally

>> No.17837913

>>17837765
Selling at a loss would be losing money, hence why I said weak hands are being tested.

>> No.17837924

>>17837907
stop spamming and use a search engine, retard

>> No.17837927

>>17837883
This guy is serious, lol.

>> No.17837928

>>17837836
What sector did you work in?

>>17837811
Probably fucked up. Gold is fucking insignificant these days

>> No.17837930

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>> No.17837931

>>17837907
Stop spamming you fucking faggot and learn2duckduckgo

>> No.17837935

>>17837930
Never.

>> No.17837939

>>17837861
Another reason why human suck

>> No.17837940

>>17837875
I did, I have too many times. I explained it pretty well this morning, you find it im not going to look.

>>17837779
Yeah I wanted a link to the call if that stuff is available. Hmmm that seems extreme. Maybe I won’t try to short all the way to 2000...

>> No.17837941

>>17837907
all this time wasted shitposting in a thread instead of just googlin it

>> No.17837944

>>17837913
>Selling at a loss would be losing money, hence why I said weak hands are being tested.
“DUDE JUST HOLD THESE STONKS FOR 6 YEARS AND IT WILL BE LIKE YOU DIDN’T LOSE ANY MONEY!”

What is opportunity cost?

>> No.17837946
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17837946

Hey guys, how many spy puts do I need to go new boot goofin? Pic related

>> No.17837947

>>17837930
Google?

>> No.17837948

>>17837779
>50% infection rate for the US.
There has never been a pneumonic pandemic with a sub 10% global infection rate. Given the R0 here, 50% is reasonable unless the untested measures happening around the globe actually fucking work, which is a total crapshoot.

50% is near the peak of Congressional and the trough of CDC estimates for % infected in the USA.

>> No.17837951

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>> No.17837952

>>17837875
There are many parties tugging on the rope in different directions. Always.

>> No.17837954

>>17837808
4am usa et is premarket. So 13 min.

>> No.17837956

>>17837855
LMAO LOOK AT THIS GOOFY FAGGOT

>> No.17837960
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>>17837756
>You're assuming all upwards movement is the Fed's doing. That is incorrect.
Yeah, the end of day pumps aren't the Fed, it's the PPT

>> No.17837964

>>17837951
11:30AM (est)

>> No.17837965

The next green day we have will result in us not having to deal with newfags who do shit like spam “WHEN IS PREMARKET”. I can’t fucking wait.

>> No.17837969

>>17837928
Might be better than ASD
Usd is convenient right now I guess, will add to old as it crashes.

>> No.17837973
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17837973

IT'S OGRE

>> No.17837975

>>17837820
>>17837809
Because investing.com doesnt show the accurate data. Bloomberg and Yahoo and CNN all had it at -5% down.

>> No.17837979

>>17837973
Based MM poster

>> No.17837984
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17837984

>>17837928
cleaning.
got given my two weeks notice over the phone and then was asked for a written resignation by my kike boss

>> No.17837988

>ASX futures
JUST

>> No.17838005

>>17837984
Tell them to fuck off and claim UI.

>> No.17838009

>>17837951
Fucking janitors, ban this faggot. ...are there even janitors here?

>> No.17838010

>>17837779
UK NHS predicted 80%.

>> No.17838013

>>17837940
The more people you transfer your knowledge to, the more those people could further spread your knowledge.

... Kind of like a virus :>

>> No.17838019

>>17837975
Yeah, I did the percentage calculation and it seems like it was 5 - 6% all along.

>/smg/ can't read a table right

We're NGMI.

>> No.17838020

>>17837774
I just picked you to vent my anger. But seriously this >>17837797 the time it took you to type that post and solve a captcha is the time a search engine would have had your answer.

>>17837775
>closed the reddirt stock club
Fucking christ I didn't know anything like that was a possibility. I thought riddet only banned racist and porn boards.

We have been eating so much of the biz market cap already from the crypto shred. I'm pretty sure we are attracting cockroaches from /pol/ at higher rates than other boards too. Also with this crash it's like every guy off the street wants to be an epic stock trader.

I just want my own safe space to talk about stocks

>> No.17838021

>>17837988

ASX and FTSE will both drop 5k

>> No.17838022

>>17837975
memes aside would make sense given all the other euro markets were at least 3% ahead of it.
still a nice -6% down

>> No.17838023

>0%
what a fucking joke
we're all fucked lads
seriously

>> No.17838024
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17838024

>>17837988
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>> No.17838026

>>17837779
CDC said 40-70% of US will get it

>> No.17838030
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17838030

>>17837951
>>17838009

>> No.17838039

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>> No.17838042

>>17837984
>fired
>asked to resign
So they fired you or not?

>> No.17838047

>>17838022
Yeah as aussie went -9% makes sense euros might too.

>> No.17838051

if i live in a country that exports food surely i at least will still have food to eat right

>> No.17838063
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17838063

10 mins till FTSE plummets lads post YFW we hit breakers 5 seconds into trading

>> No.17838065

>>17837984
>then was asked for a written resignation by my kike boss

No. No. No. These Jews will give you your unemployment benefits.

>> No.17838067

>>17837954

Thank you for not being a fag

>> No.17838068

>>17837984
What? Surely they should be employing MORE cleaners because of this thing?

>> No.17838072

>>17838042
they're being jews and trying to get out of paying me out

>> No.17838078
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17838078

Hmmmmm. Really makes you think

>> No.17838079
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17838079

>market goes green
>thread filled with tripfags saying the golden bullrun is imminent
>market goes red
>silence

>> No.17838083

>>17837984
You should be able to get a job cleaning somewhere in all of this

>> No.17838085

Dutchfag here. Should I move my investments to a domestic broker (I’m in a german one right now) in case the EU collapses?
>inb4 sell everything

>> No.17838088

>>17838020
Yeah someone posted this morning about it, took it private or something. The pol inflow is a problem that really heated up when one absolute fucking faggot attention whore bear posted a link to this thread to show off his gains in a pol cvg thread.

I want to talk about positioning for further decline and what to get on the way down but This thread is exhausting.

Oh and the sticky did not help. Fuck.

>> No.17838104

>>17838083
or filling supermarkets with TP

>> No.17838109

>>17838051
not if grocery clercs stop going to work
or if truck drivers self quarantine
not if the supply chain is totally disrupted

>> No.17838113

>>17838079
You’re pretty new if you don’t think Friday afternoon was the exact opposite

>> No.17838114

>>17838085
kank

>> No.17838115
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17838115

Well, well, well goy. Those are show sum nice stoiks ya' got there. What's that? $TSLA, $AMD, oy gevalt. It would really be meshuggah if some chutzpah were to ... dump them.

>> No.17838120

>>17838079
Bulls were slaughtered again soon as futures opened and got shut down in 15 minutes.

>> No.17838123

>>17838079
The threads have been moving at record pace. If you just mean the “bobo club” or mumus or whatever, those are the same damn people just posting whichever team is winning at the moment.

>> No.17838124

>>17838114
er

>> No.17838130

>>17838085
Same question. What the hell do i do with a lot of money. 100k per bank is safe, everything above that is fucked.

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17838132

>>17838078
>Tel Aviv

>> No.17838135

>5k broken on ASX
it's fucking over

>> No.17838138

>>17838010
Germany is predicting 60%-70% and I thought that was doom and gloom. UK have weird median population density issues or can't shut its borders to the Commonwealth or something?

>> No.17838140

>>17838085
The EU has already collapsed. Your best bet is to apply for Canadian citizenship

>> No.17838147

>>17838085
invest in toilet paper bru

>> No.17838154

>>17838113
Dead cat bounce's happen anon.

>> No.17838159

>>17838079
Laugh while you can.

>> No.17838160

>>17838115
Goddamn that’s a terrible facelift.

Winning smile though! Those can’t be his real teeth

>> No.17838161

>>17838135
the market closed at 5002 so ignore the % next to it, but yeah not a great sign

>> No.17838165

>>17838051
Yes you do, perhaps less different products in the supermarket but if you are for example Dutch. Everything will be fine. Perhaps some logistics issues with delivering the food to the residents but they will figure something out.

>> No.17838171

>>17838051
>if i live in a country that exports food surely i at least will still have food to eat right
You should be keeping 3 weeks of food on hand minimum at any given time to allow for your government to completely fuck you over.

>> No.17838182

>>17838171
3 weeks?!

>> No.17838183

>>17838140
I'd rather keep my gender thank you

>> No.17838192

>>17837654
Deflation

>> No.17838198
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>>17837984
>>17838072
Do not write that letter.

>> No.17838199
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>> No.17838202

>>17838078
Wait and learn. We open a bit red today, and then Boom Magic of FED, ECB, and BoJ is making it the biggest green dildo

>> No.17838209

AHAHAHH FTSE DAX AND CAC ALL -5%

>> No.17838215

>>17838199
please explicate

>> No.17838216

>dax starts with - 6

>> No.17838220

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17838222
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17838222

Buffet will find us a vaccine

>> No.17838224

>that DAX
wew

>> No.17838227

>>17837984
do not write that letter.

>> No.17838237

>>17838199
this make my kekkies the BIG kekkies

>>17838192
Bingo!
We got a big brain in the thread!

>> No.17838246

>>17837654
>But what happens when people are worried about the future, and want to save their money?

Then gold MINERS will explode up just like in the great depression when all input costs of mining deflate further and faster then gold price :)

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>>17838198
well duh, im not retarded

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17838257

>>17838063
FTSE only down 2%. Sad!

>> No.17838286

>>17837465
>spy premarket
>-6.76%
Were gonna hit every breaker today.

>> No.17838289

>>17838222
Buffett was literally a Happeningfag when talking about last monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fSPr2gcKQ

>> No.17838293

>>17838182
Relax dude. If you're first world you're fine. You just don't want to end up under a regional or personal quarantine and having to contact the government and have them deliver food to you. They probably will be able to service you, but even if humans can go without food for weeks, you don't want to be choosing between doing that, waiting on the phone for 5 hours to talk to a human being that can actually fucking help you, or breaking quarantine.

If you're NOT first world, no fucking idea how bad shit can get for you.

>> No.17838302

>>17838215
QE will not end well. Since the rates are already at 0%. Everyone ditches the dollar and hyperinflation if it will continue like this for more than a quarter.

>> No.17838308

>>17837946
Guys pls reply

>> No.17838312

>>17838257
tell that to those sellers

>> No.17838316

German bulls fighting hard at 5700
doubt they'll hold it though, they're blowing their load way too early

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>>17838286

>> No.17838329

music to watch the stocks too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

>> No.17838333
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17838333

>>17837775

WSB closure was a prank that lasted all of 40 minutes.

>> No.17838337
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17838337

>>17838286
Oh fuck, it's another black monday?!?!?!
this month is gonna make 1987 look like a fucking joke

>> No.17838338

>>17838237
Ive been following Harry Dent for the last three years. Always knew it was Deflation. Im shorting an in USD ... avoiding gold till the last minute. Quadrupled my money in 3 weeks.

>> No.17838344

>>17837910
do you think they actually know anything?

>> No.17838345

$TSLA down 13% in premarket. The ship sinks today.

>> No.17838347

>>17838248
They’re not just covering their asses in case you slam them for wrongful termination?

>>17838293
Thanks. First world but I expect my area to explode once people actually start getting tested.

I’ve been meaning to do another long fast anyways.

>> No.17838353

fuck this market. gonna buy some stocks now they'll be cheap and just sell otm covered calls until things cool down

>> No.17838354

>>17838078
How did the Jews do it?!!?

>> No.17838356

why do britcucks on sky speak like that? Droney as fuck.

>> No.17838359

>>17838329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17838365

or here, even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ&list=RDEMFnvn_LbaGSrh2vEZCvfp8A&start_radio=1

>> No.17838368

This is the end

>> No.17838374

Just woke up, did futures hit the second limit

>> No.17838376

>>17838353
>calls
I'm so sorry for your losses.

>> No.17838380

SAY IT WITH ME

NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17838390

>>17838354
It's yesterday's closing. Sunday is not a weekend for them.

>> No.17838393
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17838393

How bad is it gonna get today?

>> No.17838406

>>17838393
suits jumping off of buildings bad

>> No.17838408

>>17838257
-4.8 %
Mr stark I'm not feeling so good. webm

>> No.17838413
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>>17837480
Jesus bulls are so fucking dumb.

>> No.17838416

>>17838393
Who /AEX/ in here?
Another 9:10 AM, another €1000 gone.

>> No.17838418

I am a freshman in college, what would a stock crash/recession mean for me? I'm a business major

>> No.17838419

>>17838374
They never reopened

>> No.17838422
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17838422

>bulls in this very moment

>> No.17838430

thanks god us markets open after euro ones, or europe would have been pulled by US completely

>> No.17838435

>>17838418

Your degree is fucking worthless

>> No.17838446

AMD DOWN 10%

>> No.17838450

>>17838418
Deth

>> No.17838454

there's the DAX dump

>> No.17838456

>>17838418
depends on your student loan

plus possibility of employment after the crash

>> No.17838457

>>17838416
fakka maatje

>> No.17838459

>>17838418
Be glad you're only a freshman.

>> No.17838463

>>17838418
learn a trade

>> No.17838466

>>17838418
>he fell for the MBA meme
let me guess, you are bad at maths?

>> No.17838470

>>17838418
literally nothing

>> No.17838471

>>17838446
Where you seeing this?

>> No.17838473

>>17838422
>pumped 1% every euro market upon opening
>watching it all dissipate right now
imagine actually buying today
>>17838418
do you like cooking, working retail, or acting as a waiter?
>freshman
ah nevermind, we should be fine by the time you graduate, or just switch majors m8

>> No.17838476

>>17838457
Mijn enige stijgende aandeel is $TOUW

>> No.17838477

>>17838446
what site are you using?

>> No.17838479

>>17838418
if you are a business major and not getting any profit from the current situation - DROP THE FUCK OUT

>> No.17838480

Russia is in a permanent economic depression yet their indices still manage to lose 50% of their value when the time comes.

>> No.17838484

>>17838476
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.17838485

Hey guys I'm new to the market. If I queue an option put over the weekend it should still go through even if the premarket drastically changes right?

>> No.17838488

>>17838418
You'll be fine bro

>> No.17838493

Beautiful sunny day in Bavaria. Time to lose some money!

>> No.17838502
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17838502

>ftse goes below 5000

>> No.17838504
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17838504

>>17838374
>did futures hit the second limit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RETARDS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NORMIES
GET
OOOOUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

>> No.17838517

>>17837793
[Internal AHHHHHHHHHHHH]

>> No.17838526

>>17838485
no

>> No.17838524

>>17838485
no, nobody will sell and friday close's prices today

>> No.17838530
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17838530

alright bobos. i capitulate. it's not just a flu. buying puts tomorrow

>> No.17838537

>>17838485
It will most likely not get filled, you'll have to make a new order. The prices that you queued at isn't the price anymore.

>> No.17838540

>>17838446

yahoo finance shows the premarket price

>> No.17838541

>>17837775
Oh my god. Why the fuck would reddit do such a thing?

>> No.17838546

>>17838502
we actually did in futures
the deluded fools have been pumping though

>> No.17838549

>>17838493
Hitler must be laughing at the world from his grave in the Führerbunker

>> No.17838552

WHO IS READY FOR DB CHEAPIES

>> No.17838558

>>17838477
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMD?p=AMD

>> No.17838559

>>17837832
So I can get a job at the funeral home if I need too?

>> No.17838563
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17838563

>FTSE right now

>> No.17838568
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17838568

>>17838552

>> No.17838570

>>17838418
It means that you should invest in kneepads. Sell your textbooks to buy some

>> No.17838577

How high with TVIX go? Lol

>> No.17838580
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17838580

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17838583

Can't wait for April when the volume of US treasury bonds maturing will be doubled.

>> No.17838592

>TSLA -13%
I mean Elon raising money last month was fucking genius. So close to the top

>> No.17838594

Does anyone have that link to the Walt Disney world celebration that was posted earlier tonight?

>> No.17838601

I almost feel bad for the bulls. Normally they get a little bit of a rally before they're blown the fuck out. This time it was just instant execution. So sad.

>> No.17838604
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17838604

HEY BULLS! FIVE HOURS AND NINE MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE!

>> No.17838609

>that dump
OOF

>> No.17838610

>>17838418
Where we are going, there is no business

>> No.17838614

this?
https://twitter.com/WDWNT/status/1239351087741702145
Dax really dumping now, line up for the carving knife bulls

>> No.17838620

Muh AMZ is crashing like a plane

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>> No.17838630

what sites do you use to chech stockS?

>> No.17838637

>>17838418
Be more worried about school closures completely assfucking whatever you had planned for your course schedule.

>> No.17838642
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17838642

>>17838614

>> No.17838644

CAC reached -7%

>> No.17838651
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17838651

>>17838393
This bad

>> No.17838652

>>17838568
-7% on it rn and where is your DBK put

>> No.17838658

>>17838630
Look in OP

>> No.17838660

>>17838614
the fuck is this

>> No.17838674

>>17838559
Yes. Anything death related is going to expand.

An entirely new disease is going to be the leading cause of death in this country this year.

>> No.17838675

Have we had a jumper yet? I'm not buying back in until we have jumpers.

>> No.17838679

>>17838614
Yes thank you!
I want to show someone who doesn’t think this is going to be a big deal.

God damn I really want to sell the rest and go short but who the fuck knows. I don’t see any good news coming for a while, but I expect a trump speech and once the fed actually starts buying things might change.

>> No.17838682

>>17837489
I already withdrew my first 500 euros

>> No.17838684

>tfw graduated last year with business degree
>In Australia aswell
Don't wanna go back to uni

>> No.17838697

>>17838652
>DBK
It's just DB for me, picked up 10 puts for them.

>> No.17838700

>>17838660
what
>>17838594
was asking for
the hordes of retards at fucking disney world last night in that crowd

>> No.17838707

>>17838682
DID YOU DISINFECT IT?!?

Get coins... those should be able to be bleached.

>> No.17838711

>CAC40 down 8 %

lmao

>> No.17838714

>>17838697
still based

>> No.17838715

>IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
>IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
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IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
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IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
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IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
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IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY GOLD
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>> No.17838717

Oh man

>> No.17838723

What happens to the market if Trump coughs?

>> No.17838734
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>> No.17838735

How come Microsoft is not crashing

>> No.17838739

>>17838700
They’re just kids man, and well meaning parents who don’t want to cancel their one goddamned family trip. Do you know how few vacation days American workers get?

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>>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715
-6.25% APPLY THE BRAKERS >>17838715

>> No.17838757

New thread:

>>17838745
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>> No.17838758

Ways for burgers to short FTSE/DAX/NIKKEI etc.? Thinking about just making huge puts on nasdaq indexes for the above but idk if that’s the most efficient method.

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>>17838406
Fucking nioce.

>> No.17838760

>>17838723
Trump literally just collapsed on live TV

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I honestly thought 20000 was the bottom
but honestly now I'm not sure

>> No.17838764

>>17838715
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
READ THE GODDAMNED THREAD

Its too early

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>>17838715
I have some bad news for you bro...

>> No.17838772

>>17838715
>tfw when bought gold in august :^) last year

>> No.17838779

>>17838715
No, but when you do, do your best to keep your premiums as low as possible
Also, GSR is incredibly high. Might be worth it to check out silver as a buy, instead. more upside potential.

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>>17837654
tell me the price for hand sanitizer
an n95 mask
tell me the price for new build and shipped apple product fresh from china
tell me the price of toilet paper
maybe you are the "big brain"?

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>>17838735
its -9.6%

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Maybe I’ll be greeen ;)

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>> No.17838829

>>17838781
Oh there’s definitely a premium to be paid for those items in this time of scarcity.

Did your poop look healthy this morning?

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dow down over 1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCFUGCOLLU

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>>17838679
Bro, BoJ bought $120B worth of ETFs, the pump lasted 30mins and the Nikkei closed -2.5% lower than before the buy

There is nothing central banks can do

>> No.17838871

YOLO'd $45,000 split between:
$130 BA Puts, 3/20 exp
$90 DIS Puts, 3/20 exp
$260 SPY Puts 3/27 exp
all bought end of day Friday when the market was dead-cat bouncing, how will I do today lads?

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>>17838160
That is Bob Filner, ex mayor of San Diego. He got booted for grabbing some ladies.

>> No.17838883

>>17838799
>Even gold is down
WHERES ALL THE MONEY GOING GOLD WAS A SURE THING.

>> No.17838887

>>17837511
Any credibility to this? I've got a condo worth 300k I'm seeking to renovate. I knew this was coming, was hoping to finish and list it before this hit the US. Will lower interest rates keep RE prices up or will boomers or surviving children start listing their homes to make up for their fucked portfolios?

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>>17838829
>a premium
definitly deflation pootard

>> No.17838932

>>17838845
This is a good point, but Japan is right proper fucked, desperately trying to escape many years of recession by spending big on the upcoming Olympics... but then... a little coof...

Besides, the opening is already a huge gap down. I dunno... do I really want to sell Microsoft down 10%?

>>17838879
Oh my what an unfortunate looking man.
Ladies are very grabbable. The punishment does not for the crime!

>> No.17838940

>that fucking DAX dump
holy shit

>> No.17838964

I had a feeling since 2012 some shit was going to happen. I didnt know exactly what, but I just had an overall feeling something was over the horizon. something felt off, the rumbleings on tumblr didnt feel right, and that tiped me off to keep an eye out

>> No.17838968

>>17838887
How would owning a house help you during the apocalypse?

>> No.17838986

>>17838919
Tell me the truth, I know you germans inspect da poopoo

Anyways yes for consumer packaged goods like that there is constant demand and even increased demand right now. Not sure about Apple products.

But no one is going to be buying cars or building extensions to their homes or upgrading their dishwashers or computers right now.

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>>17838762
Nah, no way.
18k 19k screen cap this.

>> No.17838998

>>17838940
Fra40 if worse

>> No.17839018

>>17838990
can you not reply to my excellent post you communist swine? thanks.

>> No.17839032

>>17839018
I just want to make sure everyone knows who's predicting it.

>> No.17839060

>>17839032
You didn't predict shit. You're riding off the knowledge of others.

>> No.17839138

>>17839060
Aren't we all

>> No.17839143

>>17839060
wasn't everyone in this board excited & bullish like crazy lol

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>>17838986
so you think we will get cheaper cars and chips from china because the pandemic will make the manufacturing cheaper pooman?

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>>17839060
>Admitting Karl Marx was right.

>> No.17839232

>>17839169
>dodging the question intensifies
:|

>> No.17839276

>>17837684
I believe you're right. Others think it's not just the fed... But I'm not so sure. The pumps are so aggressive, timed for effect, and have sometimes happened in low volume, and are themselves of such magnitude, that idk who else but the Fed could pull it off. Watch the 2018 Peter Schiff, June or July 4th I believe.

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>>17839232
>reply on topic weakened
>pooman intensifies

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>>17837684
>Is this why they do such a massive pump and time it for the end of the day?


Yes. Everyone has been doing it. Japan did it. There is no other explanation. At this point I don't get why we don't simply Just go from the infinite hand shake of government and capital with MMT straight to everything being wort.......OH that's exactly what is happening. Dope.

>> No.17839375

>>17837944
More like 20 lmao

>> No.17839430

>>17838900
sneed

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Do you people seriously think capitalism is going to survive 10-20 years of contraction and depression? You people are out of your god damn minds. Something else will replace it.

That or we all will just die.

>> No.17839477

>>17838715
Is it ever too late to buy gold?

>> No.17839521

>>17839435
t. increasingly nervous commie for the 50th time this century

>> No.17839558

>>17839435
It WILL survive at least 2 generations of mongreling of Europe.
Once IQ levels drop enough, the groups that benefited during recessions will drop the facade and start the real power grab.

>> No.17839789

>>17837497
Literally cash which is why the usd is so overvalued and will cause serious deflation.

Drumpf got his wet dream of a strong dollar and mnuchin his wet dream of protecting the reserve currency.

Now the usa will see serious deflation(while corona disrupting supply lines causes industrial goods inflation).