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>> No.17830504

SUFFOCATION

>> No.17830534

Oil baby oil

>> No.17830549
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*dabs on the bullkeks*

>> No.17830554
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17830554

>>17830477
>doctors

>> No.17830561
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17830561

has the housing market been affected by all of this yet?

>> No.17830591

>>17830549
Winnie the Pooh and bobo seem to be distant relatives

>> No.17830592

0% RESERVES HELD IN BANKS
-- all your money will be gone --
The Rich Have Already Fled NYC
-- they drained the banks dry --
WITHOUT CASH YOU GET TAKEN
RUN, DON'T WALK. GET CASH NOW

>> No.17830645
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17830645

>>17830549
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTT

>> No.17830655

guys what happens if the market is halted when my puts expire. I'm scared.

>> No.17830658

already one at
>>17827810
>>17827810
>>17827810
faggot

>> No.17830681

>>17830592

Dumb. Money is nothing more than numbers written down in computers now now. It shifts from one computer to the next.

>> No.17830692

my qan (asx) puts went from being 50% up at open to breakeven. JUST

>> No.17830699

>people think theres a correlation between futures and market sentiment
going to be hilarious when you retards get cleaned because you learned about options on reddit

>> No.17830715

>>17830658
no one cares dude -_-;
it dont matter

none of these tread matderp

>> No.17830793

>>17830561
it will be tomorrow

>> No.17830811

>>17830699
Nah dude, it's over. This is the failure of capitalism.

>> No.17830814
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its over, over, over and out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40

>> No.17830899

>>17830814
Everything is going to crash and the trannies won.

>> No.17831492

bump

>> No.17831544

i am a terrible person.

>> No.17831545

>>17830645
uh based?

>> No.17831560
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>>17830699
Security cucks get out of this general right the fuck now before I pull out the big boy candles.

>> No.17831572

>>17831492
dude you don't bump this thread... the care and ubiquitous of this thread is so amazing it surprizes me... we're here.

>> No.17831589
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I love reading the retarded comments
https://www.investing.com/indices/japan-ni225

>> No.17831594
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17831594

>Bullkeks clinging on to Nikkei for MUH GREEN
>it's now red

ABSOLUTE STATE

>> No.17831596

>>17830477
can someone explain to a brainlet what rate cuts mean other than banks raising fees??

>> No.17831609

All right, my freezer is stocked up. I'm ready for like a month straight of isolation.

>> No.17831610

Trump said the biggest pump ever is coming.

>> No.17831624

i hate being a voice that sings... i have brought so many smiles to too many people... ime so ashamed i was sold out and and said i wouldn't do it anymore... but ended up getting close and loved it more and more... i fucking ahte being me...

>> No.17831627

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17831632
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17831632

DAB

>> No.17831633

I have 2 3/20 $25 Zillow puts, will they print?

>> No.17831641

>>17830561
Wait for the boomers to start dropping

>> No.17831646

I can picture it now. Monday morning, Trump steps up to the podium and says "For too long, the young people of this country have been living in their parents houses for free and not pulling their weight That is why I am going to make them pay their fair share. Starting April, every American under 40 will be assigned a 50 thousand dollar debt obligation to support our older population during these troubling economic times, to be re-invested into the market and keep our stock market great!"

>> No.17831653

>>17831624
Put down the sauce. From what I've seen over the past few days, you're easily influenced. Turn off the screens. Tune in with what's actually going on around you. You're believing the deception.

>> No.17831655
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17831655

Dow down 2800 tomorrow

>> No.17831664
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17831664

Rate my positions

>> No.17831666

>>17831627
based

why are there 4 threads?

>> No.17831670

>>17831596
if you are weighed down with debt you have to pay interest on you are probably more leery about borrowing money. If you can get money with no interest you can borrow that money to pay off debt that has interest.

>> No.17831681

i love more than my girlfriend... love is huge... i have so much love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVF_H21yg9E

>> No.17831683
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17831683

>have TQQQ and SQQQ
>cheapies of oil stocks
>cheapies of crypto

We're playing the long con today boys

>> No.17831689

So where did all the bulls go? How are they doing?

>> No.17831693

>>17831646
I immediately cash my life in for a few dead bodies.

>> No.17831699

>CHINA FIXED ASSET INVESTMENT (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: -24.5% VS 5.4% PREVIOUS; EST 2.8%
>CHINA RETAIL SALES (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: -20.5% VS 8.0% PREVIOUS; EST 0.8%

Ouch

>> No.17831705

>>17831670
if you have debt you already borrowed money niggah.... don't do that...

>> No.17831708
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbHW8MeHDU

GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO DOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOO DOO DOOOOO DOOOO DOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CIANIGGERS

>> No.17831709
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>>17831666
You know damn well, boss.

>> No.17831715

>>17831609
>Power won't go out

>> No.17831728

>>17831670
holy fug is that legal?

>> No.17831729

>>17831681
Kike

>> No.17831730

>>17831664
>not all in on volatility
ngmi

>> No.17831734

>>17831681
Baggie your gf will ditch your ass if you don't man up.

>> No.17831743

>>17831594
Muh Nikkei!

>> No.17831770
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17831770

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IVE BEEN DISTRACTED SINCE THE FED MEETING WHAT DID I MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?

>told self to watch credit spreads
>did not watch credit spreads
Oops

>> No.17831774

>>17831653
Nah dude. The bears and the trannies fags from Trapo Fag house are right.

>> No.17831784

>>17831729
i can be called a kike... but int he gospels from mark... we have to give more and it will take life times. read that bible again... im looking forward to tomorrow and so happy... i'm never going to be defeated.

>> No.17831791

>>17831655
checked

>> No.17831797
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17831797

>>17831791

>> No.17831801
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17831801

bearchads RISE UP

>> No.17831806

>>17831801
The bears won.

>> No.17831809

>>17831594
now green again lol, but in fairness it's going to keep doing this until the BOJ meeting

not a bullkek but it does seem that there's a disparity in the JUSTing each market is taking
Korea barely negative, Hong Kong down 3%, and Australia down almost 7%. Curious to see which one the US follows

>> No.17831811

>>17831729
sorry if jesus was a jew... but... you can't accept defeat you learn live and grow stronger... i love love... those energies are the best.

>> No.17831816
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17831816

SQUEEK SQUEEK

>> No.17831832

>>17831728
It's just refinancing debt. Anyone can do it.

>> No.17831836

>>17831811
Baggie you need professional help. This is just sad. You make drinking uncool.

>> No.17831838
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17831838

REPENT

>> No.17831840
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17831840

>>17830477
> Honk honk stonks only go down

>> No.17831841

$5 American Airlines puts whose with me?

>> No.17831850

im not dead... im buying more more more....

you're the losers... i have everything and im the winner. you have no clue how easy this shit is.

>> No.17831853
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17831853

NO FOOD AT GROCER

GO ON A DIET

>> No.17831857

ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
>ALL BECAUSE A CHINK WANTED TO EAT A FUCKING BAT

>> No.17831859

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfyNlISf_No

>> No.17831868

>>17831838
May I suck your Marxist tranny cock? You were so right.

>> No.17831869

>>17831840
Yes, we've all seen your positions. You've posted it every thread retard.

>> No.17831873

>>17831836
drinking is not cool... but you forgot to buy two bottles of everlear to make more hand sanitizer.. dip shit. drinking

>> No.17831880

>>17831666
>>17831572
>>17830715
>>17830658
It's the fucking jannies fault, this should have been stickied since 5pm.

>> No.17831885

>>17830592
I'm taking out a couple grand tomorrow morning and transferring the rest to coinbase and my trading account. After that I'm going to keep only the minimum amount necessary for auto paying rent and bills. Fuck banks this is out of control.

>> No.17831887
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oil is already recovering and so will the market tomorrow once it reopens

>> No.17831899

>>17831850
Baggie it's over, this is the great depression

>> No.17831900

>>17831836
this song makes me go numb..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbhSlce_ek

>> No.17831906

>>17831869
I know it makes bulls seethe, why haven't you posted yours?

>> No.17831911

>>17831887

KSA will crash you again

>> No.17831918
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>>17831857
With its final breath it cursed us.

>> No.17831922

>CHINA BREAKING NEWS

>Jan-Feb Fixed Investment-25.5% ve -2% estimate

>Jan-Feb Retail Sales -20.5% vs -4% estimate

>Jan-Feb Industrial Production -13.5% vs -3% estimate

>> No.17831934

What is happening right now, with the market upsurge, reminds me of the sudden boost in energy that precedes the precipitous fall in health of a terminally ill patient.

>> No.17831936

>>17831770
What happened in the FED meeting?

>> No.17831937

>>17831887
where? says it's down near 3% where I'm looking (Brent)

>> No.17831940
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> United sees $1.5 billion less revenue in March vs last year, warns things getting worse

please tell me this was priced in already

>> No.17831945

>>17831899
i'll get together...im going to be ok... im going to be here.... i've only told assholes to kill them self... this is a bear market ok... im sorry too many newbies and filter tripfags. i got plenty of trades that last more than 5 months....

>> No.17831948

>>17831857
>believing the bat thing
>not realizing this is a bio-weapon created by that lab in Wuhan that was buying research from that professor from Harvard

>> No.17831963
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17831963

>What if why try negative rates?

>> No.17831967

I have 25,000 to invest and leverage out to 100,000.

But what do?
2x VIX?

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>>17831922
>>17831922
source?

>> No.17831982

>>17831940
Earnings is the only thing this market cares about. Blue chip stocks swing +/- 10% after an earnings report. "priced in" only goes so far, once a company declares they're going to shit the bed on earnings the stock finally comes down to reality. That first sell off that lasted the whole week was triggered by Apple declaring they won't meet their projected earnings.

>> No.17831985

>>17831940
LMAO no you should never ever buy airline stocks. They've been a net negative for investors over the entire history of aviation.

>> No.17831988

>>17831968
https://twitter.com/DiMartinoBooth/status/1239372086180806657

>> No.17831991
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17831991

WHAT
DID
I
MISS!??!

>>17831936
Jerome was on crackly speakerphone saying that data had worsened so they’re doing this stuff and you can call it whatever you want but he’s going to use very specific jargon and not use the phrase QE.

Then the line cut out, and I’m not even joking about that part.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO I SELL MY REMAINING LONGS PRE-MARKET?

ITS TOO GODDAMNED LATE TO HEEEEDDDDGGGGEEEEEEEE

>> No.17831997
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put her up again...this is my love... two pussies in one photo... and i made the oil painting behind them... i just love them so much it's incredible... sometimes we like... uhh tear our clothes off and just spend all day fucking,,,, she makes me cum so quick...

>> No.17832006

So with rates at 0% does that mean I can go get a mortgage virtually interest free?

>> No.17832015
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>>17831948
This kike

>> No.17832018

>>17831967
Don't leverage, just buy cheap oil stocks and hold them for a year. The minute the oil price war is over they'll bounce back up and you'll pocket a cool 40% minimum return AND since you held for a year, you get to pay capital gains tax instead of personal income tax.

Alternatively go full leverage on BTC. 4k was the bottom, it's not going any lower.

>> No.17832025

>>17832006
No it doesn't, but even if you could, would you want to? The housing market just died.

>> No.17832027

>>17831997
wtf this a stock market thread

>> No.17832029

>>17831997
YOU DO NOT OILPAINT
NO WAY!!

>> No.17832034

i love her.. she bites me sometimes.. in public and stuff, and we just kiss... she's literally everything i've ever wanted...

>> No.17832036

Aussies just broke through previous low of the day since opening btw
now at -7.5%

>> No.17832039

>>17831922
Hory sheet

>> No.17832045
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how likely is it that if i cash out in april my money will still be worth something?

>> No.17832048

>>17831988
>https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1239371795917987840
>[RTRS] 15 Mar - CHINA JAN-FEB INDUSTRIAL OUTPUT -13.5% Y/Y (REUTERS POLL +1.5%)
>CHINA JAN-FEB PROPERTY SALES BY FLOOR AREA -39.9% Y/Y

>> No.17832054

>>17832025
... Buy low retard

>> No.17832056

>>17832018
You had me going til that last part...

>> No.17832058

>>17832025
So then why is everyone saying they are going to refinance and shit?

>> No.17832059

>>17832045
no chance at all, you will need years to recover your money

>> No.17832062

>>17832029
i paint in oil... it's ok it an easy medium. art is life.

>> No.17832063

>>17832006
lol no those are rates for the king and the nobility
peasants like you and I pay 3% minimum, and only if our good goy score is perfect.

>> No.17832076

>>17832036
two hours to go

>> No.17832077
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17832077

>>17831997

>> No.17832084

>>17832056
You watch, 100k EOY

>> No.17832085

>>17832036
Nikkei still crabbing.

>> No.17832086

>>17831967
TVIX with 10% stop loss

>> No.17832087

>>17831997
>Those hands
You're literally fucking a 45 year old Asian tranny.

>> No.17832091

>>17832059
i mean like the money actually being worth something im in uvxy rn

>> No.17832092

>>17832054
>>17832058
It is all time high right now.
Real estate isn't as quick as the stock market to react. Just wait! Not like the prices are going higher, even if you don't believe they will crash bad.

People have been refinancing for years now as rates went lower. So what. You want both low rates and cheap houses. You can get one right now, not the other!

>> No.17832108

>171k full-service employees in NY restaurants

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>>17831997
>sometimes we like... uhh tear our clothes off and just spend all day fucking
I'd do that with LCIbuyguy if he'd only change his position

>> No.17832111

>>17832085
still a half hour before BOJ meeting starts
Aussie market is a bit of an outlier right now, only DAX futures are doing as bad. but still

>> No.17832113

i destroyed so many paintings... i am an artist... i'm happy i gave enough art away that i didn't burn and destroy my previous paintings.. im an artist... i appreciate art in so many forms, but... oils and a blank canvas might be my favorite...i'm good... like my hand writting was bad... and then all of a sudden my handwrittings became amazing...

>> No.17832123

>>17831967
>But what do?
Buy Toilet paper. Currency of the Future.

>> No.17832125

>>17832092
I'm agreeing with you mate. BUY LOW. He said the market tanked. Sure, its about to. And when it does is when you buy.

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>>17832108

>> No.17832151

>>17832077
i prefer to stick my jaw out... and flash my mustache... im blonde hair blue eye'd jew... who likes not all asian woman... i see differences...

>> No.17832175

Guys.

I don’t know what to do.

I didn’t have the guts to take losses and buy SH aftermarket Friday...

I can’t imagine ANY good news at this point. The best case scenario is that our banks are solvent and don’t default.

That is the best case scenario: banks stay solvent, or a corona treatment is rushed out and bypasses the FDA.

>> No.17832178

what's and under or overbite... who can play the horn?... i fucking love instrumentals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc

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>>17832015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_RLYSaPvak

>> No.17832199

>>17832077
How do people even get a jaw structure like that? Degenerate genes or what?

>> No.17832201

>>17831838
kek, Marxism really is just a modern religion

>> No.17832209

>>17832175
Long call banks

BAC 6/21 $28 call

>> No.17832211

>>17832108
>service workers laid off
>can't pay rent
>cities pass eviction bans (already happening)

Where does this chain lead?

>> No.17832212

>>17832175
wait... and wait.... get ahead on trades... its sad... you don't find friends in these threads.

>> No.17832218

>>17832111
Nikkei futures are 3.5% down but Nikkei still at 0.

>> No.17832223
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17832223

I tried to warn you all week, bearbros. I tried my best.

>> No.17832230

>>17832199
Improper tongue placement in the mouth + sleeping with mouth open compounding over years.

>> No.17832233

Anyone have any ideas how low this thing is going to go tomorrow? I'm extremely proud of myself because I paid into my Roth IRA the past two years but did not buy any funds with it yet. I have that in about 80k extra to invest so I'm waiting for the bottom.

>> No.17832256

>>17832077
>>17832199
Wow, I wish I had such a Chad chin. Maybe I should start dating Asian women

>> No.17832260

>>17832233
Does it matter. Both stocks and cash have lost value tonight.

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17832261

>>17831683
>have TQQQ and SQQQ
what the fuck are you doing anon?

>> No.17832279
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17832279

Why are futures so bad after that fed news? Jesus Christ this is a nightmare.

>> No.17832282

>>17832261
can't lose no matter which way it goes

>> No.17832287

>>17832279
Why do you think that Fed news was good?

>> No.17832289

my gf is mad im splitting from her.. she wants sex.

>> No.17832291
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17832291

I present to you the reading from the I Ching for tomorrow.

Qian – Initiating

Qian (Hevaen) above Qian (Heaven) below

Decision:
Initiating
Sublime and initiative.
Prosperous and smooth.
Favorable and beneficial.
Steadfast and upright.

The moving line is the fifth nine.

Dragon flying in the sky.
Favorable to see a great person.

The fifth line is the central lien of the upper gua. It is a yang element at a yang place. Central, correct, and most auspicious. It indicates hat the time and situation are ripe for taking action. The dragon is already flying. A man of great virtue is ready to be a leader. Everything is in its proper place. However, even in this context a wise leader still needs to seek assistance from worthy people. It is said that this gua represents how King Wu, under the instruction of his father, sent armed forces to suppress the tyrant of the Shang dynasasty, gaining the love and esteem of the people.

>> No.17832304

Im buying NFLX calls tomorrow and going to sleep rich

>> No.17832308

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/11/health/coronavirus-massachusetts-state-of-emergency/

Are these articles even worth mentioning at this point? US has tested less people than fucking Vietnam. We're completely in the dark

>> No.17832311

>>17831940
>Priced in
You cannot price in a bankrupt

>> No.17832312

>>17832279
>Why are futures so bad after that fed news?
>>17832287

It comes down to this. If you house was just destroyed by a fire and the the Red Cross gives you a blanket, would you be okay. The Fed is handing out blankets after the world economy just burned down.

>> No.17832314

>>17832279
Because the FED couldn't even wait till the meeting. If they are shitting their pants this much then everyone else should.

>> No.17832318

>>17830561
residential real estate is absolutely fucked

>> No.17832320
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>>17832282
You are guaranteed to lose no matter which way it goes

>> No.17832322

>>17832212
Stop drinking you emphysema ridden fuck, for your gook husband’s sake.

>> No.17832324

>>17831922
Big if true, any sauce?
If true china is abhorrently fucked and finished

>> No.17832337

>>17832260
Cash much less so

>> No.17832342

>>17832233
>futures fucking halted
Take a wild guess. Level 3 breach guaranteed for this week. 2168.82 is the goal.

>> No.17832347

Where do you guys see US Banks during this? Long calls (year+ out) looking good.

>> No.17832350

fuck the fucking market desu
imma buy this useless black shit that no one seems to want anymore
i forget what its called

starts with an o... i think.....

>> No.17832353

>>17832308
I love the pictures of all the people crowded in airports like O'Hare and Dulles who flew back from other countries packed together line sardines. I heard they weren't even quarantined after. Just let out into the wind.

>> No.17832355

So what should I be putting cash into?

>> No.17832360

>>17832342
>Level 3 breach guaranteed for this week
Got any more fortunes from your crystal ball?

>> No.17832363

>>17832312
No, the fed is handing out blankets while you smell smoke in the distance

Market hasn't burned down yet

Companies are still solvent, anon

>> No.17832371
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17832371

I fucked up

>> No.17832376

>>17832347
>trump is forced to do bank bailouts
Ohhhhohohohoho what a world that would be

>> No.17832381

>>17832342
That would be amazing.

>> No.17832382

>>17832360
Yes, I'm gonna be fucking rich EoY. God bless market crashes.

>> No.17832393

We’re fucked... my account.... after years of posting “I’M FINANCIALLY RUINED” after every crypto fluctuation... I really am. Bye anons, best of luck to you all.

>> No.17832399

The fact that this happened on a Sunday afternoon. Completely unexpected by even those who knew it would happen this week. It gives off a sense of urgency and panic that tells the public that they are more afraid than they're letting on. After that 0.5% rate cut we were green for the afternoon. This weekend we have QE + Repo + rate cuts and futures immediately hit the circuit breakers. I don't know what's going to happen this week, so I'm glad I closed my puts Thursday.

>> No.17832404

>>17832393
RIP

>> No.17832407

>>17832376
>trump is forced to do bank bailouts
>Trump sells off some of his real estate
>buys Banks
>COMPLETE CONTROL

>> No.17832410

>>17830504
NO BREATHING

>> No.17832412

>>17832371
That’s the opposite of fucking up kek

>> No.17832413

>>17832363
The market needs an extinguisher to be saved and the FED is treating it as the house is already burned down.

>> No.17832415

>>17832371
These will print tomorrow? its gonna be blood red

>> No.17832417

>>17832393
Just wage slave for 40 years bro!

>> No.17832423

>>17832371
Doesn't look like a fuck up to me

>> No.17832425

>>17832399
Are you retarded? Lmfao

>> No.17832426

>>17832393
Don’t do it brah, it’s just money.

>> No.17832430

NO WONDER JAMIE DIMON HAD A HEART ATTACK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17832431

>>17832399
Ive still got 3k worth of puts, should I dump them at open tommrow or should I hold

>> No.17832433

>>17832399
The Fed's move today was like the captain of the airplane telling everyone on the flight to not panic, as he straps on his parachute.

>> No.17832436

>>17832399
Its gonna be a blood fucking red Monday is what's gonna happen

>> No.17832442

>>17831997
Baggie what is her opinion on this corona shit?

>> No.17832444

>>17832304
Lmfao oh no anon. This is a horrible, horrible idea. You do not want stocks that are 80x earnings in a market crash. Tech is going to get raped this week. AAPL, NFLX, MSFT, going to be red red red.

>> No.17832450

>>17831991
Thing is kid, market was pumped from the start.

>> No.17832460

>>17832413
Extinguisher?
Only one I could think of would be fiscal stimulus, but the govt is so divided after Bush->Obama->Trump bullshit that it’s impossible. He took every opportunity to talk shit on the “democrat party” and it got his ass elected. Then he ignored the scientists... and now we’re fucked.

>> No.17832461

>>17832431
Hold. The shit that happened in china hasn't caught up to the states yet. Its our turn to go dark for 12 weeks.

>> No.17832464
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>>17832086
>TVIX with 10% stop loss
How can data be frozen?

>> No.17832465
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17832465

>>17832433
Kek good analogy
>>17832431
Idk man, I would definitely take profits tomorrow if they expire before the 27th or if you’re overextended. That said, I’m keeping mine to see how low this baby goes. SPY 180 by May 4th.

>> No.17832466

>>17832430
I didn't know about it, holy shit if that's not a sign of things to come I don't know what is.

>> No.17832468

>>17832324
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/economy/china-economy/article/3075314/coronavirus-caused-dramatic-collapse-chinas-economy-warning

>> No.17832473

>>17832465
It's really not a good anology retard.

>> No.17832478
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17832478

More fuel for the fire. We knew the Chinese stock market is make believe monopoly money anyway.

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>> No.17832485

>>17832430
I just found out about this. Incredible.

>> No.17832488
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17832488

can someone explain this?

>> No.17832491

>>17832431
This will go down in history as the biggest market crash since 1929. I’m holding because I’ll expire ITM I don’t even check my account. I go about my daily life. People thought 2008 was bad kek. The US is being economically assassinated by several nations. War is fought many ways.

>> No.17832497

>>17832488
nope

>> No.17832498

>>17832488
BUY KORUNA

>> No.17832502

>>17832461
I just got a text from T-mobile.
Getting free unlimited data until 5/13/2020. I'm sure other carriers are doing it.
Makes me wonder if the feds are footing that bill. Big corporations are going to make lots of money through this.

>> No.17832504

>>17832473
Seething bullcuck detected. Are you upset because you’re losing money tomorrow, sweetie? :)

>> No.17832506

>>17832488
You don't recognize inverted crab claws?

>> No.17832513

>>17832433
That’s a bretty guud analogy anon
Checked btw

>> No.17832517
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17832517

Friday pump fucked me on fidelity, turning $1m in spy puts into $500k but I fomod into lqd and Dow puts (rh doesn't let you have more than 3600 spy options contracts right now) with the $300k cash I had on Robinhood soon after the pump started, think I ran out of money before even halfway through the pump

I don't know how lqd works, I'm just guessing that companies will go out of business and be unable to pay their debts and somebody told me lqd includes a lot of company debts ("bonds"?)

Got $100k sitting in fidelity. It was unable to be traded but now I'm wondering if I should try to put in an order for $100k of spy puts and hope they get filled at market before the dump

Am I an idiot if I try to set some orders up? Is there anything I can do to make it more likely they get filled at market open?

>> No.17832520
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17832520

>>17830549

>> No.17832519

>>17832488
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17832536

>>17832504
Nah. I don't see how it's going to happen. Futures don't mean shit at the end of the day and I believe in AMD.

>> No.17832538

>bird flu outbreak in the #Philippines
>https://twitter.com/ABSCBNNews/status/1239381520780910592
it just doesn't stop happening

>> No.17832540
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17832540

Reminder

>> No.17832541
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17832541

>>17832433
an illustrative example my friend
luckily for me, i brought 24 spy 255 put parachutes in my carryon

>> No.17832542
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17832542

>>17832488

>> No.17832553

What happens if a bank takes a 0% loan and then literally never pays it back?

>> No.17832554
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17832554

Ok tell me how bad we are bout to get dabbed on?

>> No.17832559

>>17832376
>Forced to do bank bailouts

Lol this dude lives for fucking over taxpayers to benefit billionaires. His little mushroom dick will be at it's full four inches.

Forced! Topkek.

>> No.17832562

You know looking at these leveraged short stocks, like TVIX AND SQQQ it seems people are holding them!

You never hold a leveraged product more than a few days!

>> No.17832563
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17832563

NEW GEORGE GAMMON Q&A
GAMMONONS GET IN HERE
REMINDER:
>HE PREDICTED THIS
https://youtu.be/W9FpJptxTqU

>> No.17832567

>>17832538
>Universal Music CEO hospitalised for virus
>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/universal-music-chairman-ceo-lucian-grainge-hospitalized-coronavirus-1284752

>> No.17832589

>>17832491
This is so much worse.

If we're lucky, we get a vaccine in 1.5-2yrs.

Till then everyone lives fucking PARANOID

Most of us in this will lose people we care about and some of us will die.

I am so fucking upset I can't even think most of the day. The more my puts go up the more scared I become. It's proof that all the horrible things I'm afraid of are coming true.

I didn't even expect to make a million fucking dollars I just thought puts would be insurance in case of bad virus disaster causing me to lose my job, figured I'd make enough to get through the crisis for a couple years but now I'm growing increasingly certain that this is going to kill my mom at least and maybe some other people I love

>> No.17832595
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17832595

>>17832279
>>17832399

Hi Bitcoinfaggot everyone hates here:
Honestly, if you believe in my thesis that Bitcoin works as a leading indicator to what the stocks will do, this actually isn't that bad or far out at all. If it will be down 10% it blows up my theory but 4% is honestly exactly right on for a pullback.

Wait for tomorrow I guess, I do believe that there will be a major buy in the morning and we will around Wednesday after FOMC experience one of the most calm markets seen in months trailing down like Bitcoin but since things happen faster with BTC it extends DAYS.

Anyway just keep on watching my shitty theory if it entertains you or pissed you off its at least worth something. Just another take.

>> No.17832604

>>17832540
This is shitty or nonsensical advice lmao

>> No.17832611

>>17832589
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FED CRASHING THE MARKET FAGGOT!!!@

>> No.17832630

>>17832589
If you had a million, why didn't you sell???

>> No.17832636
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>>17832589
You aren't the only one. I have a 92 year old Grandpa in a nursing home. Told him I was going to visit 3 weeks ago, never found the time.

>> No.17832637

>>17832517
Anyone know?

>> No.17832645
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17832645

>>17831840
Show your one week graph.

>> No.17832650

>>17832589
It’s not that serious bro
It’s just SARS and a recession, not the Black Plague

>> No.17832658

>>17832636
Gma turned 98 today... I’m about to go visit.

>> No.17832669

>>17832488
Are you a euroexpat living in cz too?

>> No.17832673

>>17832553
Sweetie...it's been working like that since we left the gold standard in 1971

>> No.17832677
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17832677

>VIX back to 70

>> No.17832681

>>17832669
nah im a born and raised slavnigger pičo

>> No.17832691

>>17832658
I don't think you can visit anymore. They said they were going to lock them down because of how vulnerable they are. Only end of life cases is what I heard.

>> No.17832699
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17832699

>>17832645
I don't know how I'll survive:(

>> No.17832705

>>17832650
If the Chinese were hiding their dead (Lol I mean of course they were lying it’s China) and the fatalities are much higher... it’s bad we have a lot of boomers who hold a lot of the wealth and important positions. They’re going to become bubble boys.

Who knows if long term effects are discovered.

>> No.17832706

>>17832658
you really shouldnt, if you even can anymore

>> No.17832711
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17832711

>>17832536
I hope you’re trolling bro

>> No.17832726

>>17832542
Very nice

>> No.17832729

>>17832540
Those quotes about diversification and learning machines are really good and true.

>> No.17832731
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>>17832699
>>17832645
And then I pull up the monthly and remember

>> No.17832751

>https://twitter.com/HayekAndKeynes/status/1239385230936547334
>The caption said it was from the sub-intensive therapy of the Papa Giovanni hospital in Bergamo Italy. Presumably most are Coronavirus patients.
The kino starts rolling in.

>> No.17832752

>>17832699
>>17832731
Shit anon, looked like you were getting destroyed on Friday. Good shit!

>> No.17832754
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17832754

A LOT of bulltard cope ITT. Sure, it isn’t the end of the world, but you’re not getting your money back. Hope you didn’t need it kek.

>> No.17832756

>>17832691
Oh she’s not in an old folks home. But she is in an outbreak region...

>>17832706
Why? I’ve been careful...

>>17832711
Jesus I should buy AMD puts. They really do call the tops.

Is there anything I can still do to hedge? Kinda wanna sell at the open, but it’s possible that once the fed starts buying, the picture changes.

>> No.17832758

>>17832711
Shit's going to hit 60. Analysts gave it a price target of 55, no troll. I bought cheap too.

>> No.17832766

>>17832731
How are you up 6000 but you only have 1600?

>> No.17832770

>>17832754
I DO NEED IT
I NEED SOMETHING IF IM TO SURVIVE A DEPRESSION.

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO!!!???? Aaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17832771

>>17832752
I was, but I was already up an absurd degree by that point. The monthly was just under 11k before about 3500 in unrealized losses Friday. That will all be right back tomorrow.

>> No.17832780

>>17832756
Only a fool buys puts on AMD.

>> No.17832781

Whose got a link to the Japan meeting?

>> No.17832782

>>17832711
Short puts are good, but they've had green days the past week when everything else shit out too.

>> No.17832791

>>17832766
He cashed out.

>> No.17832792

>>17832751
That genuinely looks like my ICU on any given night. Shit, fri/sat/sun the ER has beds lining the walls and halls kek. I’m not a bullfag but that video by itself doesn’t look abnormal.

>> No.17832806

>>17832791
ah, excuse my retardation

>> No.17832807

>>17832630
That seems illogical. I really think this gets way worse than anyone expects.

If this lasts a year or more as authorities are hinting, millions will die. Companies will collapse. Where else will I put the million if I sell right now? Stocks? Bonds? Btc? Real estate?

Maybe later but we haven't even seen companies collapse yet. There is so much further down to go, I don't think it seems logical for me to hold much of anything else.

We haven't seen cities and states quarantined yet but Florida is already talking about how they want to prevent travel from other states.

The only way this ends without being the most crushing depression and saddest tragedy in American history is through extremely strict lockdowns that I expect will also panic the market and cause a dump for me to exit on.

>> No.17832813

>>17832178
maudlin drunks are so cringe. Embarrassing really.

>> No.17832815

>>17832792
Oh. I thought all those fat faggots with jars on their heads was pretty creepy.

>> No.17832824

>>17832756
Lucky. I have a 90 year old grandma who still lives alone. Although she is paranoid and wants to stay isolated. I call her a couple times a week to make sure she has everything.

>> No.17832836

>>17832807
>Where else will I put the million if I sell right now? Stocks? Bonds? Btc? Real estate?

That is a valid point, but even now risk is manageable. Losing 500k that quickly was foolish. Do it again and you are broke!

>> No.17832840

>>17832807
Ok boomer

>> No.17832847

>>17832807
sauce?

>> No.17832852

>>17832781
Didn't the Abe promise a stimulus on Friday. I hope they see what's happening in the US and don't do something stupid.

>> No.17832854

https://youtu.be/M6o1SEj02t0

>> No.17832857

How many hours until the DAX?

>> No.17832860

>>17832771
Have you just been going short large caps?

>> No.17832861

LINK TO BOJ MEETING

>> No.17832874
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17832874

THE 1.5 TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP IS ACROSS US, JAPAN, AND EUROPE! ITS NOT ALL IN US STOCKS!
https://www.boj.or.jp/en/announcements/release_2020/rel200316c.pdf

>> No.17832880

>>17832770
invest in kneepads

>> No.17832882

>>17832836
Honestly he could have bought property and rented it out. Usually rent doesn't get effected too much in recessions, and it's going to be more of a for sure value than money right now.

>> No.17832885

Imagine having a million dollars, being set for life, and deciding that isn't enough so you're going to gamble it on short term options.

The state of some /b*z/tards.

>> No.17832892
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17832892

>>17832645

>> No.17832912

>>17832892
Hey dad its me

>> No.17832918

>>17832892
The spike of what could have been.

>> No.17832920

>>17832892
Did you also use leverage (margin)?

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17832927

>>17832892
We have some of the best people here in /smg/. How'd you do this anon?

>> No.17832933

AND YOU KNOW
I MIIIIGHT
HAVE JUST FLOWN TOO FAR
FROM THE FLOOR
THIS TIIIIIME

>> No.17832943

>>17832874
What does this mean?

>> No.17832954
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17832954

>>17832885
Greed is one helluva drug.

>> No.17832962

>>17832943
It means everything is going down at the same time and they can only pump so much.

>> No.17832963

Hold on, am I seeing this right?
Dow futures hit limits even after the fed rate cut??

>> No.17832965

>>17832892
nice!

>> No.17832972

>>17832892
I will never fucking forgive you for not cashing out on that spike.

>> No.17832974

Shit's fucked. Can't find any TP or PT anywhere now. Sure in a day or two they'll restock but that just goes to show just how fucked shit is. Crazy thing is that some online stores may have it but don't allow shipping it to you, you have to go to the damn store, which is fine but not if you gotta drive a fucking long time.

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17832992

>>17832836
Not 500k, I think I lost about a mil

Here's my fidelity account from after that pump

>> No.17832996

Yo bros I work at grocery store am I fucked, I've gotten so much it this past week I am making a lot more money than usual.all the college's in my state have closed so we lost like 30 employees. There's no bread on the shelves lol, were out of butter and a bunch of other shit. Am spooked

>> No.17832997

It’s just a flu bro

>> No.17832998

>>17832399
Except futures got halted last week as well. It's nothing new by now.

>> No.17833002
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17833002

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17833003

>>17832963
Within 15 minutes of open

>> No.17833006

>>17832963
Yes apparently so

>> No.17833007

>>17832963
No anon...the Dow, S&P, and the Nasdaq all hit limits down even after the fed rate cut.

>> No.17833014

>>17832972
It was 930am, I was sleeping

>> No.17833015

>>17832963
Yeah because people expected the rate cut to come mid week from the meeting but it came before a trump speech on a Sunday night. Shit's on fire at the FED.

>> No.17833020

Will their be any puts worth getting tomorrow?
Should i wait till friday and it may pump again (as it has for the past month)?

>> No.17833027

>>17833002
sucks to suck faggot

>> No.17833028

>>17832996
OT*

>> No.17833031

>>17832992
ANTHONY YOU FUCKER NEXT TIME YOU GET A MILLION CASH THE FUCK OUT

>> No.17833033

>>17833007
>>17833003
>>17833006
>>17833015
oh fuck my SQQQ and 5/15 200 SPY put is saved
but my cash is raped :(

>> No.17833039

>>17833027
That's what I get for switching brokerages.

>> No.17833040

>>17833014
Lol you still have a lot of $$$

>> No.17833041

50/50 market doesn't open this week kek

>> No.17833043

>>17832992
Oh boy. at least you gained money at all, right? I would've taken about half out after I reached a milly

>> No.17833044

>>17832998
Cope

>> No.17833055

>>17832015
and that canadian virologist, and those two chink spies

>> No.17833058

>>17832371
I wish I held these options, I have a mere 10K in puts

>> No.17833071

>>17833041
There's no fucking way, it would make everything so much worse, there would for sure be bank runs after that

>> No.17833076

>>17833020
Buy some tomorrow sell on Wednesday afternoon buy in Friday

>> No.17833077

>>17832018
I nearly believed you but the I read the part about bitcoin.

>> No.17833092

>>17833039
that sucks man, I want to switch from robinhood too but I knew I'd probably run into something fucky like that

>> No.17833094
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What a fucking year, I just want to make some god damn money

>> No.17833098

>>17833071
There's a big way they would close it for a week. Their objective is to make it go up.

>> No.17833103

>>17833007
B-Bullish.....

>> No.17833109
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RECYCLE OLD THREAD

>>17830983
>>17830983
>>17830983
>>17830983

>> No.17833117

>>17833020
Australia is down below 65$ at -8.62%

But you know what bobo, it'll still be a green day tmrw. I have spoken.

>> No.17833119

>>17833094
Kung Flu is still beating up the market with nunchucks.

>> No.17833123

>>17832256
this is partially bullshit, i have allergies that cause my sinuses to plug up after a while, and I always wake up with a stuffy nose, and so I have been mouth breathing every night. I have a pretty decent jawline and chin, never had any major problems getting laid.

>> No.17833143

>>17832927
Pic related made me do research into corona, I thought there was a good chance the market would dump and put a little money in

Then the more I read about the more fucking terrified I got and decided I needed apocalypse insurance, so I out a lot in, because I was convinced this shit is going to change EVERYTHING.

Who the fuck knows how much money I will need

IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WHEN I SAY THIS COULD LOOK LIKE A WAR

THIS VIRUS COULD KILL SO MANY AND DISRUPT OUR LIVES SO MUCH

im worried this could be like Canada and Mexico launching a surprise invasion or something. If this is not stopped, life is gonna be so different.

Taleb wrote that Lebanon was a beautiful place once and seemed like it could never change. Then one day, it did. War.

This virus may be something similar for the entire world, but especially the US.

>> No.17833144

>>17833117
Get fucked retard. have fun losing all your money

>> No.17833161

>>17832885
My total holdings across RH and fidelity peaked at like $2.1m, not $1m

>> No.17833179

>>17833143
This is peak retarded panic.

>> No.17833185

>>17833143
I’m 24k deep in SPY puts but you gotta chill out kek

>> No.17833244

>>17833143
>pic related
>no pic
Gimme the doomer pill

>> No.17833247

LVS put holders ATTENTION.

I just did some somewhat rough (albeit in depth by some standards) analysis of the LVS company. It is currently PRICED IN for a 5 month loss at 75% loss of income per month. 4 months would have been about 52.2$ for share price. I almost bought puts on it until I realized where it's at currently. It can go down, or up obviously, but I like having numbers help determine investment options so keep your options at your own risk. Depending on how it goes after the 4-5 months is something I am too tired (worked about 17+ hrs today) to visit. But I just want to let you know. I'm assuming a 15-20% loss of income after the 5 or 6 month loss @ ~75%, though it may just taper. The big issue here is consumer spending going down. Check out their 10K it is quite revealing. Lots of hotel stocks plateaued last year and I'm supposing one reasons was a plateau of income growth. LVS is actually a pretty *decent* company compared to MAR or HLT (on of them has like a 16.1 debt to equity or something). But LVS isn't entirely hospitality. Anywho good luck.

>> No.17833261
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>>17833143
This pic

>> No.17833284

>>17833143
Maybe you are stupid for panicking
But you made a shit ton of money so maybe theres something to learn.
Teach me to be stupid, what do I invest in now.

>> No.17833331

>>17833261
Wow so just some schizo posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum you. Peak gay!

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>>17833143
>War
Yes. The world vs China.

>> No.17833395

>>17833284
>>17833331
That is the lesson, you have to be fucking retarded to make money.

>> No.17833401

>>17832353

This nigga gets it. Burgers will be fucked hard.

>> No.17833453

is it ok to buy weed stocks yet?

>> No.17833466
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NIKKEI LUNCH BREAK OVER
PREPARE YOURSELVES

>> No.17833504

>>17833261
Reading this, whoever wrote this isnt lying. I work in EMS and everybody I work with is confused on what the hell is happening. Management is lying through their teeth when they tell us that they're hiring, and friends I know are saying that theres not even any applications available. We don't have any surge protection. Investors are slowly leaving and we are going to get fucked out the ass. They're not letting us change our availability to less hours, they havent been for about since mid January.
I know what I'm investing into now at least, but fucking hell.

>> No.17833514

>>17833453
Buy acb

>> No.17833558

>>17833504
What are you investing into now?

>> No.17833746

I think tomorrow will be a particularly bad day. Just because of how wacky Friday afternoon was and how the market has been for the past few weeks. Then I see the futures fall so much so quickly yet the Japanese market sort of crabbing.
It would be fucked up if the market is hugely green tomorrow but whats more likely? Low, positive crabbing or a big dump?

>> No.17833768

>>17833453
no. better buy sci

>> No.17833916

>>17833261
straining my eyes on my phone to read it, fuck I had over a month.

Brazilian bats what?

>>17833504
Huh? What’re you investing in?

>> No.17834041

>>17830561
Houses are popping up for sale like crazy the last 4 days here. Vista, ca

>> No.17834049

>>17833746
Dump. Nippon market was allowed to correct more naturally & the Japanese have handled corona-chan infinitely better than the US, plus we've dumped hard everyday after the PPT has done a YUUUGE pump the previous trading day

>> No.17834058

>>17830655
Contract is still valid, and is acted upon at market open.

>> No.17834092

>>17831594
US will be red. NY is shutting down.

>> No.17834309

>>17832279
Someone on here requested it to trying to rebuild a house while it is on fire.

>> No.17834374

>>17832371
No man, you are golden. Don't sell it all at once in the next few days. If you get scared, just sell some.
Watching this and feeling comfy in my puts: https://youtu.be/WD2zcyfwdJ4
https://youtu.be/WD2zcyfwdJ4
https://youtu.be/WD2zcyfwdJ4
https://youtu.be/WD2zcyfwdJ4
https://youtu.be/WD2zcyfwdJ4

>> No.17834488

>>17834058
it better open red.