is nursing a good profession?

[Anonymous No.17830041]

any male nurses here? i heard there are very few males and it's decent money.

[Anonymous No.17830096]

It's really hot right now.

[Anonymous No.17830111]

>>17830041
Literally built for white cock.

[Anonymous No.17830114]

>>17830041
>tattoos
dropped

[Anonymous No.17830188]

I'm a male psychiatric nurse in the UK, what would you like to know?

[Anonymous No.17830198]

Male nurse here. It's good money, but honestly being a floor nurse is shit. You pretty much pass meds, chart, pass meds, chart, pass meds, chart until your shift is over with occasionally helping people to the bathroom or helping the PCAs with stuff. If you can get into it though being a circulating nurse in the OR is a really nice job. You're doing a bunch of different things helping with the procedure and managing your room which keeps you busy. I will say that you're essentially a glorified assistant with that job, but I enjoy it

[Anonymous No.17830207]

>>17830041
You will never eat her out after her 16 swing shift.

>Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.17830211]

>>17830188
how much do you make annually?

[Anonymous No.17830271]

>>17830041
What hospital is that where the scrubs look like that?

[Anonymous No.17830278]

That isn’t a nurse, stupid. That’s a low-level medical assistant; a single mom, the first person in her family with an associates degree, getting paid $15.35 an hour to wipe asses and serve lunch trays that don’t need no man.

[Anonymous No.17830281]

lots of politics involved. working nights, weekends, holidays. basically a slave. pays decent especially for a 2yr degree

however i have fucked a lot of coworkers, all of them 7/10 or above

[Anonymous No.17830306]

>>17830041
I want to put my face between those thighs and INHALE

[Anonymous No.17830317]

>>17830114

Based and wholesome pilled

[Anonymous No.17830342]

[Anonymous No.17830348]

>>17830281
same guy here
i kinda wish i chose a stem field. i like my job but the pay is better for CS or business degrees that have much easier schooling. most of my friends in business make 60k while im making 95k/yr but jobs are easier and they have options like working from home

[Anonymous No.17830354]

>>17830278
Real talk.

The only RNs I see are all phillipino old bitches that need to gtfoh after bringing their whole useless family over with their work visa.

[Anonymous No.17830366]

>>17830281
>tfw no nights, weekends or holidays

Blessed surgery center

[Anonymous No.17830380]

She looks like she’d be good at nursing if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17830409]

>>17830342
God I want to have sex with her so bad and it makes me angry I can't REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17830413]

>>17830211
I make 40k (British Pound) annually as a Ward Manager in private healthcare. Theres a better way to earn money though. My friend works on an agency which pays between £25-£38 an hour. This goes up if you work for the agency self-employed as your own limited company as you can write a lot off on tax. The benefits of this are you have far less responsibility, earn a lot more money and can pick your days to work.

The downside is it can be unpredictable and your shifts aren't guaranteed as such. he mitigates this buy being signed up with several agencies self-employed. He works nights so the workload is even less and works 6 nights a week, sleeps in the clinic for a couple of hours a night too if he can. He earns £100k a year.

Personally I don't do this as I am one step off being a hospital manager which will see me one step from being an operational manager where the moneys great, and morally I became a nurse to help people and can do so more when I'm part of service development.

If you start on the NHS as a Band 5 nurse (Staff Nurse) the starting salary is only £21k so it pays to go private and/or work Agency to earn more

[Anonymous No.17830430]

>>17830348
I sell respiratory equipment to the hospitalists for a living and 1/3 of these dick sucking sluts, some with significant others or spouses, have made passes at me. It would be easy to hit, but why shit where you eat? They all have HPV and their son, Kayden, is their king.

[Anonymous No.17830443]

>>17830198
how much do you make annually? can i make 6 figs working overtime and shit? im planning on attending an accelerated bsn program in jan.

[Anonymous No.17830459]

>>17830354

Cuz nursing sucks ass and boomer white fucks won’t tolerate shitty patients and doctors with their shitty attitude. Go clean your own colostomy and clean your own trachea you bitch ass cunt

[Anonymous No.17830464]

>>17830114
/thread

[Anonymous No.17830473]

>>17830413
isnt 40K a lot of money in bongland?

[Anonymous No.17830481]

>>17830342
This isn' fair bros. How can I continue on with my day knowing I will never have sex.

[Anonymous No.17830501]

>>17830354
The curvy ones like that never go on go get bachelor degrees because they’re too stupid and shit out kids when they’re 20. Maybe they go back and get the RN in their late 30’s and smoke during their breaks. You can always tell because they wear a cross and have a missing, rotted out space in the back where a molar used to reside.

[Anonymous No.17830508]

>>17830041
>>17830342

I.. I.. have the Corona Virus...

[Anonymous No.17830531]

>>17830443
Get your overtime, which you can get anytime and make 110-120K, annualy.

[Anonymous No.17830538]

>>17830473
Just shy of $50k

[Anonymous No.17830557]

My friend got his nursing license for the state to NY just as we start to unveil a massive uncontrolled Coronavirus outbreak. I think he's going to be clocking in a lot of overtime.

[Anonymous No.17830567]

>>17830481
34 and never dated or felt a boob. Quit your bitching.

[Anonymous No.17830585]

>>17830443

After being at a hospital for some time it's definitely possible to make six figures with overtime, but you would never get overtime in the area I work in. Hell, I only put in 36 hours a week on average

I did an accelerated BSN program myself. The first two semesters and the summer will be hell, but honestly I barely studied on the last two semesters so you've got that to look forward to. If your program uses some kind of online learning tool with area-specific tests you can pretty much learn from doing a fuckton of those (and it's pretty much how I studied for the NCLEX)

[Anonymous No.17830620]

>>17830585
How much debt did you graduate with?

[Anonymous No.17830623]

>>17830567
>>17830481
there is a solution for this that doesnt involve losing your financial ass in a divorce

[Anonymous No.17830624]

>>17830342
god i would fucking obliterate that ass and i'm l;iterally a (mostly) gay tranny

[Anonymous No.17830647]

>>17830624
post butt

[Anonymous No.17830653]

>>17830620

Nothing, but that's because I got fully supported by my parents for my first degree and spent almost nothing since I'd starting working back in high school

[Anonymous No.17830690]

>>17830623
Or save that money and use it to buy more bags. If you can go long enough without and you’re not a porn addict/coomer, you learn to stop caring about pussy or women at all.

[Anonymous No.17830701]

>>17830585
im doing a program for people with a degree already. so it's only a year for the accelerated bsn. how do i become a nurse practitioner after that? they seem to make more money. have you thought about that?

[Anonymous No.17830718]

how do I find a nurse gf :<

[Anonymous No.17830726]

>>17830653
Based as fuck, fren. It’s almost like you can be the system if you learn how to save and you’re not retarded. Add to that, you chose the right parents.

[Anonymous No.17830728]

>>17830481
sex is overrated anon. just save up money, go to cambodia and fuck to your hearts content for a few months.

[Anonymous No.17830748]

>>17830114
I know what you mean, I might put up with small tatoos like that but really what is up with this stupid body grafatti.

[Anonymous No.17830763]

Oh yes, Tammy, tell me about the sweet bargains you scored at TJ maxx this weekend and how your ex-husband is late on this month’s child support payment. Wait! You got the entire dancing with the stars Blu-ray set for how much!?!

[Anonymous No.17830784]

>>17830114
thanks numb nuts, more for me. you anti-tattoo idiots...i swear

[Anonymous No.17830800]

>>17830701
>how do i become a nurse practitioner after that?

Just go into an NP program. Hell some require absolutely no work experience as a nurse to get in. I've heard iffy things on there being way too many NPs out there for the number of jobs, but I don't know how true that is. If you want to go beyond regular nursing stuff I'd highly suggest going to critical care/the ICU after graduating and then applying to CRNA school after a couple years. That's a damn good job that pays exceedingly well

Personally I love my job so I have no desire to go beyond where I'm at (and I really don't want more responsibility over patients)

[V No.17830805]

>>17830041

There are 6k/week nursing jobs right now.

trustaff.com and click on the covid-19 link.

[Anonymous No.17830815]

>>17830784
You type like a neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.17830831]

>>17830784
enjoy your trash nigger aids

[Anonymous No.17830860]

>>17830800
You might have to move to a different state, but you can generally write your own ticket if you’re willing to relocate. Just make sure it’s a state where there isn’t a federal guideline for an MD to sign off on all your shit. That fucks up the workflow and makes reimbursement a pain in the dick.

[Anonymous No.17830863]

>>17830831

There a 6k/week nursing jobs right now if you are willing to take a 10 week assignment working with CORONA patients. That's literally 60k in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.17830866]

White male nurse here, work is a pain in the ass but few jobs weather a bad economy better and pay better for the level of education required. I have a bachelors degree and in Northern California I’m making about $88/hr with full benefits and free healthcare and pension.

[Anonymous No.17830881]

>>17830866

What type of nursing? That's insane for a full time job.

[Anonymous No.17830889]

>>17830763
>tell me about the sweet bargains you scored at TJ maxx this weekend
Accurate

[Anonymous No.17830925]

>>17830881
ICU/critical care RN with a bachelors degree 9 years experience

[Anonymous No.17830930]

>>17830866

i fell for the meme accouting degree and make less than half of that, i'm quite jealous

[Anonymous No.17830961]

>>17830925
im guessing your COL is high as fuk. what would someone similar in alabama make?

[Anonymous No.17830972]

>>17830925
What’s that secret to getting more trilogy orders from pulmonology?

[Anonymous No.17830973]

>>17830925

Are you stressed the fuck out all the time? Or are you just one of those nurses who lets people die and doesn't give a fuck?

Watched a few people dying in the hospital. Nurses just came in, checked some forms, didn't bother giving two shits.

[Anonymous No.17830979]

>>17830800
Thanks for your advise anon. bless you.

[Anonymous No.17830999]

>>17830930

WHOAH? You make 80k with a shitty accounting degree? CPA, right? Consider yourself lucky.

I can't even imagine having to do that bullshit.

Get an auditing job with big 4? Business school was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.17831025]

>>17830114
She is probably a high school drop out CNA

[Anonymous No.17831055]

>>17830999
I make close to 90K in medical device sales. It’s not at all hard if you’re not a window licker.

>90K isn’t shit.

[Anonymous No.17831072]

>>17830999

HAHA, even less than that. 50k, but i live in missouri, so that sounds closer to 80k in california. the company i work for will pay for my cpa costs once coronachan blows over. big 4 is a meme that should be avoided at all costs, i know peers that went suicidal over it

[Anonymous No.17831113]

Obligatory.

[Anonymous No.17831117]

>>17830961
COL is high but where I live is about equal to Southern California pay is on average 20% higher than SoCal though. Most of the rest of the USA pays garbage for RNs between $20 and $35/hr

[cunt No.17831119]

>>17830041
idk why but she makes my pee pee go hard

[Anonymous No.17831159]

>>17830207
It’d taste like a bag of salty coins

[Anonymous No.17831165]

>>17830925
Answer my question, butthole.

[Anonymous No.17831167]

>>17831113

Nurses seem to rank up there with teachers and single moms on dating sites.

>>17831072

>50k

That sounds about right for an accountant. Holy shit life is depressing. I am sorry anon. I guess get the CPA. Accounting was painful.

>>17831055

It's really all relative. There are cali IT fags pushing 300k and non-coast surgeons making 600k.

[Anonymous No.17831187]

>>17831159
Salty bags of sand and warm coins.

[Anonymous No.17831237]

>>17830531
so you're saying shit wage for 40 hours a week unless you're working overtime like a cuck.

[Anonymous No.17831273]

>>17831237

I feel like everyone is working overtime. If you aren't working overtime, you are getting your CPA/CFA/Cloud Certs/Professional Engineer/Whatever the Actuarial Exams are, etc.

I am guessing Doctors/Pharmacists have some bs too.

[Anonymous No.17831303]

>>17831167

it is depressing, but i'm grateful for one thing: it has taught me a significant amount regarding the illusory nature of money. if i can't make a lot of money right now, at least i won't spend myself into a grave

[Anonymous No.17831321]

>>17831237
They are under compensated for what they do. Nursing isn’t easy and there’s a large shortage for a reason. Add to that, you got greedy administration trying go squeeze every dime out of you abd triple your duties every quarter.

[Anonymous No.17831353]

>>17831321
>abd triple your duties every quarter.

Thank fuck I can't have more than one patient at a time in the OR

[Anonymous No.17831413]

>>17831353
Based.

I turned down a 145K OR sales job because I didn’t wait to be stuck in a room fucking around in one spot with procedures the whole fucking day. The money would have been good though. Plenty of fat fucks need aortic valve mesh.

[Anonymous No.17831429]

>>17831303

Good luck to you anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.17831599]

I'm a male psych nurse with a BSN, I only make $19.05 +$3 night shift differential +$4 weekend differential, so $26.05 an hour total. That's garbage pay for nurses but it's not half bad for a 23yo. I'm in Tennessee which is the lowest paid state for nurses in the country though. I plan on eventually doing travel nursing, that's where the real money's at. Working as a night shift psych nurse I hardly do shit honestly. Wearing scrubs is awesome too, scrubs are real comfy. My plan is to work for another 2 or 3 years investing in crypto along the way before moving to Japan.

[Anonymous No.17831623]

I am an interventional radiology technologist, my jobs is fucking great and I just made 90k in the midwest.
I got my VI registration and I do the Neuro and body side cases.
I scrub in and work with dr's and run all the high tech equipment.
I dont think there is a non-physician job as cool and rewarding as my job. When you see someone start talking you after you and the dr pull the clot out of their head is indescribably fucking awesome.

The other day we embolized a gunshot wound to the face the other day. Legitttt

[Anonymous No.17831651]

>>17830041
There’ll be plenty of vacant nursing positions in 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.17831668]

>>17831599
>Wearing scrubs is awesome too, scrubs are real comfy.

Honestly 50% of the reason I went into nursing. I size up when getting my scrubs for the day and I just get to wear nice comfy pajamas while I'm working

[Anonymous No.17831762]

>>17830041
>bzzzz. Bzzzzzzzt!
>oh nurse!!!
>bzzzzzzzbzzzbzzzzzzbzzzzz
>I’m done!!!!!
>bzzzzzzzzz!!!

[Anonymous No.17831804]

>>17830973
t. CNA
actual practitioners who deal with death on a daily basis like paramedics, EMT’s, nurses, and Docs have coping mechanisms for losing patients. What? You think everybody is a whiny bitch over every patient lost like in your ER soap operas? Get fucked softie, you’re in the wrong career field.

[Anonymous No.17831888]

>>17830624
be gf

[Anonymous No.17831939]

>>17831804

Most of them just become jaded assholes and don't take any extra steps to keep people from dying.

[Anonymous No.17832244]

>>17831888
>trips
how could i say no

[Anonymous No.17832572]

>>17831623
Based. My old man was a tech before becoming a pacs admin/GM. Comfy money doing that.

[Anonymous No.17832655]

>>17830690
based and Nikola Tesla-pilled.

[Anonymous No.17832797]

>>17830114
all women are whores fren, tattoos dont matter

[Anonymous No.17832825]

>>17830784
Enjoy your hepatitis.

[Anonymous No.17832956]

>>17832655
I don’t think biz frens realize how powerful this is..

[Anonymous No.17832989]

Is nursing recession proof? I am thinking about becoming a male nurses. I know it pays good and it's an easy job

[Anonymous No.17832993]

>>17830041
jesus - does an inch thick layer of make up actually work as a barrier to Kung Flu?

[Anonymous No.17833049]

>>17830041
>be male night shift Patient Care Tech (basically, an advanced CNA)
>I’m literally getting paid $22/hr dollars to talk to hot nurses all night because on a med/surf floor, patients sleep all night and there is nothing to do.
>”anon, if you come in on your day off we will give you overtime plus an extra $6/hr”
>”in order to keep night shift properly staffed, were enacting a bonus program granting $1100 each quarter for full time employees with no more than 2 call outs per quarter”
>”Anon, we will give you $2200 per semester to take nursing classes”
>3 days on, 4 days off.
>schedule sometime allows me to have 6 days off in a row.

I don’t know anons, it’s pretty comfy. I’m the only straight male on the floor and the nurses flirt with me constantly. I’m respected because I always help lift patients in bed, properly. Do I think nursing is recession proof? Signs point to yes.

I actually went on a date with a SMOKING HOT friend of one of the nurses on my floor, hit it off really well. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

[Anonymous No.17833070]

Could never be a nurse. Ain't wiping no boomers ass. I saw a nurse fixing that bag that connects to the catheter thing pop on her. All on her face and chest and arms. She was screaming. Heard she had to get tested for something. Never saw her again.

[Anonymous No.17833157]

>>17832956
But we are initiated, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.17833182]

>>17832989
I would like to say that it is, health is one of the few things that people won't stop paying for. Also what you learn as a nurse will help you survive by identifying medication and what it does. It's an incredibly handy skill to have.

[Anonymous No.17833191]

>>17833157
I was born in the cooom, molded by it.

[Anonymous No.17833249]

>>17830041
my buddy is a travel nurse. he's looking at crisis contracts right now for $4.3k per week for 48 hrs. competent males are in extremely high demand.

[Anonymous No.17833792]

>>17830973
Letting people die is a relative term, everyone dies, some die more quickly. We can’t stop everyone from dying of their body wants to go and realistically some people are living so miserably that death is a better alternative. I try to keep myself as unbiased as possible and advocate for death with dignity on a regular basis rather than trying to rack up a huge hospital bill for someone who’s ultimately going to be miserable and in pain before they inevitably die.

Critical care is an interesting field you have some great successes usually with younger people and a ton of boomers trying to cheat death after they have lived 50+ years treating their bodies like shit.

My advice eat less carbs, eat less processed shit and take care of yourself so you don’t end up one of my patients in the first place then you won’t have to worry about your nurses being overworked and jaded.

[Anonymous No.17834709]

n

[Anonymous No.17834770]

>>17830863

60k means nothing if you dead

[Anonymous No.17834856]

>>17830207
>>17830207

[Anonymous No.17835707]

>>17834770
2% death rate and it mostly only kills boomer bitches.

[Anonymous No.17835727]

>>17830041
Why would you work when you could buy spy puts and retire next month?

>hot Latina with huge ass and tits

Jk yeah nursing is good

[Anonymous No.17836375]

>>17831939
That's completely wrong you weirdo

[Anonymous No.17836403]

>>17833070
Okay, that is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17836674]

>>17830342
My god. You just know that STINK would be incredible

[Anonymous No.17836679]

>>17830041
+:
>Competent male nurses are in high demand
>Pay is good in big states
>Finding a job is impossible to fuck up

-:
>Most nursing jobs are terrible, especially the first ones
>Nursing school is legitimately one of the worst things you'll do in life
>Nursing turns the most social people into misanthropists
>NOT the job for introverts
>You work like a slave
>May have 10+ patients at once
>Charting is fucking annoying
>Around sick, irritable patients all day long

I know many nurses who dedicated 3-4 years of their life to doing per-requisites/nursing school just to quit a year after they start working. Nursing will fucking crush your soul, it's a meme. If you don't like small talk, you'll want to blow your brains out. Nursing = the ultimate customer service job.

[Anonymous No.17836712]

>>17830041
There's something weird about her proportions.

[Anonymous No.17837177]

>>17831113
Why is it always some variation of Aiden?

[Anonymous No.17837320]

>>17837177
Why is there always one serious one that’s too high on her own shit to smile, why are 2/3 of them overweight, why do they all drive Nissan’s and have at least one family member recovering from crystal meth addiction? It would be funnier if it wasn’t a valid archetype.

[Anonymous No.17837377]

>>17837177
There was a general thing where some iteration of the name for their kid was like getting a butterfly tramp stamp or a big tribal tattoo on the arm. I had a roomate that names his son Braden, another friend that named his Cayden and a childhood buddy that named his boy Hayden. Cookie cutter wimps, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.17837876]

>>17831599
And how do you intend to move to Japan without a work visa or marrying a Japanese girl first?

[Anonymous No.17838139]

>>17830041
There used to be a guy that was a RN or something who would boast about earning $150k and banging hot nurses. IDK

[Anonymous No.17838201]

>>17830481
20yo zoomer here. I lost my virginity two weeks ago to some blasian chick 7 years my senior. Didn't cum nor did it feel good. After that it became easier to get sex and I have fucked 4 asian girls within that time frame, only creampied one of them and never came from the rest.


Sex isn't all that it is hyped up to be. Honestly, using my hands gave me more pleasure and bigger cooms. Don't stress too much over it. Use a lot of foreplay and learn to move your hips.

[Anonymous No.17838270]

>>17830481
it's not worth it :(

[Anonymous No.17838420]

nurses are whores. they fuck like crazy

[Anonymous No.17838555]

>>17838420
I bet you have HPV and/or herpes.