/smg/ Stock Market General - Let the market rape begin

[Anonymous No.17818104]

brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/apron/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

[Anonymous No.17818114]

fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17818120]

>>17818114
Based

[Anonymous No.17818124]

>>17818114
based

[Anonymous No.17818132]

>https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1238817274590629888
>COVID-19 Prep Update- March 14:
>Last night I was on with state & local officials around the US well into the night. By March 23 many of our largest cities & hospitals are on course to be overrun with cases.
>I am going to prepare a memo for them. I will share highlights here.1/

[Anonymous No.17818133]

>>17818114

[Anonymous No.17818134]

>>17818114
BASED

[Anonymous No.17818139]

Good news, even though all the real food is probably gone from your local store, there's still likely some Beyond Meat

[Anonymous No.17818147]

I <3 Pendy!

[Anonymous No.17818176]

>>17818104
>Not posting Krauser II
>not mentioning 10 rapes per second
>600 rpm (rapes per minute)
>implying there will be survivors

[Anonymous No.17818178]

Bizbros, I have a legit question. If jewels control the stock market, why don't they also control the market of calls and puts?

[Anonymous No.17818181]

>>17818147
me too

[Anonymous No.17818190]

>>17818178
If you control the price of stocks, you also control the price of calls and puts

[Anonymous No.17818195]

There is no credit, it's completely dried up.

Stock markets will shut down this week as the fed rolls out a multi-trillion dollar package.

[Anonymous No.17818198]

Lads

I’m starting to get mucus


They made us go to classes this week, one week after the students went to spring break and many went abroad

[Anonymous No.17818209]

>>17818190
How can anons make so much profit with it?

[Anonymous No.17818215]

I am female, its 2020 I can withdrawl consent.

I didn't place that stock order! I want my money back! I was coerced

Etrade RAPED ME!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17818216]

>>17818178
uhm, fuck off to wherever you came back to.

[Anonymous No.17818233]

Why do anons enjoy being bears and posting bear pepes? Isn't that bad, things going down?

Ahahahaha! You're not all poorfags looking to bottomfeed, are you?

[Anonymous No.17818237]

I hope you guys buy the bottom this week

[Anonymous No.17818238]

are there any free backtest sites? Finfiz has backtesting but it cost $$. I am broke now because of the China Flu

[Anonymous No.17818244]

>>17818114
BASED

[Anonymous No.17818251]

Tomorrow will be certain death.

[Anonymous No.17818253]

>>17818209
Gotta let a few goys make something to keep the scam running. Like a casino

[Anonymous No.17818266]

It would make sense to buy airline stock at this coronachan panic, right?

[Anonymous No.17818271]

>>17818104
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT
SORRY BUT ENTIRE /smg/ IS BULLISH
>OP IS A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17818274]

>>17818233
Most zoomers are broke, they hope for a crash. Also plenty are gold bugs (unironically) gold dumps during crisis more than stocks

[Anonymous No.17818275]

>14 new deaths in UK

[Anonymous No.17818276]

>>17818198
Gots that rona
>>17818233
Some people are just naturally contrarian. We had a 11 year bull market so most bears are literally destitute. Letting them win one won't change much. We'll be laughing at them again soon

[Anonymous No.17818278]

>>17818195
lord no, my puts
I know we'll have the green pump from Wednseday but still

[Anonymous No.17818279]

>>17818198
Fever and a dry cough are the first symptoms. Plus being tired. Not mucus, which is productive, opposite of dry.

[Anonymous No.17818285]

>>17818237
We're nowhere near the bottom

[Anonymous No.17818288]

>>17818271
this holy shit how are bears so delusional. markets will pump on open. crystal clear.

[Anonymous No.17818302]

>>17818271
>>17818288
wolololololololololololol
>wolololololololololololol
wolololololololololololol
>wolololololololololololol
wolololololololololololol
>wolololololololololololol

[Anonymous No.17818305]

>>17818233

There's magical thinking among our snow flake communities that if they post enough bear papes on an image chan board that everyone else will do the same. Just ignore it and laugh at them.

[Anonymous No.17818307]

>>17818198
Don't listen to this fraud >>17818279 you definitely have it

[Anonymous No.17818313]

>>17818104
>tfw 5 hour drive tomorrow morning and can't shitpost on the biggest shitposting day of the year

[Anonymous No.17818319]

>>17818285
What percentage from ATH do you think?

I'm thinking we don't bottom until 40-60 percent down from where we started.

[Anonymous No.17818322]

Be Greedy When Others Are Fearful

>>17818275
>14 new deaths
That's still controllable, it's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.17818325]

>>17818114
:^)

[Anonymous No.17818329]

>>17818233
>he doesnt know how to short

[Anonymous No.17818332]

anyone else just waiting to see what happens monday?

[Anonymous No.17818333]

I'm buying when there's at least a million deaths.

[Anonymous No.17818341]

>>17818275
I thought it would be more honestly.

[Anonymous No.17818344]

>>17818319
I don't think we hit the bottom for a while. My guess is we crab around 17-18k for a while.

My fear is the compounding effects of the country being at standstill and the Fed blowing their wad too early.

[Anonymous No.17818345]

>>17818322
multiply that by 15-20

[Anonymous No.17818354]

>>17818345
Oh man, people are going to shit themselves and maybe piss and cum in their pants too from these numbers. This is worse than anything ever!

[Anonymous No.17818357]

Pol is here niggers.
Will we go up, or go down on Monday?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19540046

[Anonymous No.17818366]

wait, wait, what happens when people can't pay taxes lol?

[Anonymous No.17818369]

Whats wrong with this dude does he have cancer or something he looks so ghoulish.

[Anonymous No.17818370]

go BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.17818383]

>>17818345
Delusional. There's no way to back that up. We need stats, not speculation, fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.17818385]

>>17818332
cant fucking wait

[Anonymous No.17818403]

>>17818288
>>17818271
> Blocks your path
Don't take it personally kid, stonks only go down. I look forward to being 1 of about 2 people who have the balls to post their positions this week. C'mon show me the calls you guys got into on Friday, you did put your money where your mouth is, right?

[Anonymous No.17818406]

>>17818322
>>17818341
It's increasing though. Don't worry about the number now. Give it 2 weeks

>>17818383
2 weeks anon

[Anonymous No.17818413]

ALL PRAISE THE PERMA BEAR

[Anonymous No.17818424]

>>17818354
Hey brainlet, you must be one of those retards that thought this wouldn't be a pandemic
>>17818383
>We need stats, not speculation, fuckwit.
You're welcome

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(12)70121-4/fulltext

18500 laboratory-confirmed deaths caused by the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 were reported worldwide for the period April, 2009, to August, 2010. This number is likely to be only a fraction of the true number of the deaths associated with 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1. We aimed to estimate the global number of deaths during the first 12 months of virus circulation in each country.

Our estimate of respiratory and cardiovascular mortality associated with the 2009 pandemic influenza A H1N1 was *15 times higher* than reported laboratory-confirmed deaths. Although no estimates of sCFRs were available from Africa and southeast Asia, a disproportionate number of estimated pandemic deaths might have occurred in these regions. Therefore, efforts to prevent influenza need to effectively target these regions in future pandemics.

>Translation for brainlets
multiply by 15-20 of the 'reported' number

[Anonymous No.17818428]

>>17818319
50-70%
We've been riding too high for too long

[Anonymous No.17818434]

>>17818413
Does he hoard boullions or does he actually invest in gold ETFs or miners?

[Anonymous No.17818436]

>gold is worthless in a truly apocalyptic scenario
>stuck in my house now

fugg, did i miss my opportunity to stock up on guns and ammo, /smg/? im either investing in stocks or bullets, there is no in-between.

[Anonymous No.17818442]

I still have not seen a single shred of evidence that a white person has been infected.

[Anonymous No.17818443]

>>17818403
People might like at that 180 apple put and cry "that's impossible!". It was at 180 back in last fucking May

[Anonymous No.17818447]

>>17818403
>he has no GUSH
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17818451]

>>17818403
You bought too soon and gonna get raped. We boutta rip up at which point I sell this shit and buy the inverse.

[Anonymous No.17818460]

>>17818434
he does both

[Anonymous No.17818462]

COSTCO WON'T TAKE MY GOLD BARS FOR TOILET PAPER

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?

IS THIS A METAPHOR TO WIPE MY ASS WITH MY GOLD?

[Anonymous No.17818465]

>>17818443
However, do think you're cutting it too close with your expirations. I wouldn't bet on a drop that far that fast, more like April or May due to how furiously they're pumping this shit

[Anonymous No.17818471]

>>17818443
Exactly why I chose that area as a strike, it only erases 1 year of gains. Mind you I don't ever hold options to expiration, but AAPL is going to have a rough week after closing their stores worldwide.

[Anonymous No.17818498]

>>17818434
bullion, anon.

t. bouillon cube

[Anonymous No.17818508]

>>17818451
Bought too soon? Yeah, no, these are all hold overs. Friday was the last noteworthy pump we'll see for sometime. These are flips #3 on DJIA, SPY, QQQ, and AAPL. In the last 2 weeks I've pulled more than 4k profit, not to mention this is after all the unrealized losses from Friday.

[Anonymous No.17818514]

>>17818498

What the fuck is that, Keef?

[Anonymous No.17818529]

>>17818424
>Hey brainlet, you must be one of those retards that thought this wouldn't be a pandemic
No you must be one of those retards that thought people were buying toilet paper out of panic and not just to scalp them.

[Anonymous No.17818547]

>get to work from home for a month (probably indefinitely lol), EZ mode because i can be lazy with it and no one can really stop me
>can trade from anywhere in the world with an internet connection, so no problems with making lots of money from home
>can order most things i want/need online and have them delivered to my house

who /comfy/ here? i could get used to this...

[Anonymous No.17818549]

>>17818514
It's reduced stock.

[Anonymous No.17818551]

>>17818514
You dump it into a soup while cooking, do burgers just not use bouillon cubes?

[Anonymous No.17818552]

>>17818514
Wow, seriously you have never cooked for yourself? These things can make delicious sauces and soup if you know how.

[Anonymous No.17818568]

>>17818551
I’m a burger and my dad swore by boullion cubes.

[Anonymous No.17818588]

>>17818139
i'm not that hungry and hopefully i never will be

[Anonymous No.17818589]

>>17818529
No you must be one of those retards that thought we need toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17818594]

>>17818233

I'm sitting mostly in cash right now, with a comfy 20% in BBOZ.

[Anonymous No.17818600]

>>17818369
Fucking kek he aged 20 years in 5. Watched him for a bit pre election when I was a retard, dropped him when he said he's 100% certain Trump will lose sounding smug as hell. How someone can have a career predicting anything after that is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.17818605]

>if I breakthrough the retarded $20 buy-sell broker fee, my country's broker takes 0.29% and I need to give jews 19% of my profits
I hate everything. Someone give me good alternative that works for euros and can trade options/stocks without bullshit.

[Anonymous No.17818610]

Any anons holding $SH for more than a month? I heard SH is not good for long-term.

[Anonymous No.17818612]

what puts would you buy on Monday if on Wednesday there is going to be a nationwide suspension of all nonemergency travel for two weeks?

[Anonymous No.17818617]

>>17818605
for euromutts you can try IB, Saxo and/or DeGiro. all three have their pros and cons

[Anonymous No.17818634]

>>17818600
well he predicted this crash pretty much spot on so he got that going for him

[Anonymous No.17818644]

>>17818612
Or, how would you play a travel ban without using options?

[Anonymous No.17818654]

Really wishing I had done the obvious thing and gone with travel puts instead of shit like spy

[Anonymous No.17818661]

>>17818403
I posted this the other day

[Anonymous No.17818684]

>>17818654
I don't, travel and even cruise lines are dangerous to short, there is already talk of major bailouts for both. I wish I had grabbed some exposure, but entire market shorts or big time blue chips are your best bets to short during down markets.

[Anonymous No.17818690]

>>17818654
with the VIX so high, wouldn't the best play right now be to do some kind of spreads betting on volatility regardless of direction? seems like free money, but i guess the premiums are out of control now so i guess that fucks things up? this is why i always just stuck with trading stocks and having stop losses.

[Anonymous No.17818694]

>>17818508
Why you pulling money out nerd? ngmi

[Anonymous No.17818715]

>https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street


This is suggesting we will be down 900 points at open. Any legitimacy to this? Not sure where these numbers come from.

[Anonymous No.17818720]

>>17818369
Did he get HIV?

[Anonymous No.17818732]

>>17818715
>Any legitimacy to this?
You better believe it bullcuck

[Anonymous No.17818739]

>>17818715
When the Dow hits 19XXX, you know the shit will hit the fan

[Anonymous No.17818742]

>>17818661
Oof sold my DIS 80 puts in Friday for 4.3x I believe, bought for something like .8
I can't predict the future, but I think Friday was an absurd bull trap setting. Anyone who entered big call positions has either lots of balls or absolutely no brains. I'd wish you luck, but if you win I lose, so..good luck on your SQQQ call!!

[Anonymous No.17818748]

Why is there a sentiment that after this week we'll be stable agan?
Cases are growing, debt and repo are getting nuts, businesses are stopped and conusming outside of basic goods is in free fall
trillion dollars stimulus wont fix this overnight

[Anonymous No.17818752]

Question:
Hypothetically, if the stock exchange were to close, what happens to put/call orders?

[Anonymous No.17818754]

>>17818715
I think all of /smg/ just discovered this today so we'll all find out together if it carries over to the real market

[Anonymous No.17818767]

>>17818742
SQQQ is an inverse ETF so calls on that are a bet the market goes down

[Anonymous No.17818768]

>>17818748
companies will loan money from banks and buy back their stocks is my theory

[Anonymous No.17818775]

>>17818634
He's a useless permabear, one step above Peter Schiff. I just took a look at his youtube page, he was predicting IMMINENT DANGER in 2018, and the cuck deleted all videos before that because it made him look stupid.

[Anonymous No.17818777]

On this national day of prayer for Americans. Make sure to fast and eat less than normal.

we can beat coronavirus together, Americans, and set an example for the world that the yuros and asians will envy.

[Anonymous No.17818785]

>>17818768
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.17818791]

It’s going to dump so fucking hard tomorrow. I’m about to coom just thinking about it desu.

[Anonymous No.17818795]

what was the main reason for the surge on Friday evening. was it really trumps whole speech?

[Anonymous No.17818797]

If Deutsche Bank fails, how will this affect American banks?

[Anonymous No.17818798]

>>17818795
Massive fed pump

[Anonymous No.17818800]

>>17818742
SQQQ is an inverse ETF. My only actual longs are in the companies Trump kept name-dropping during his speech

[Anonymous No.17818802]

>>17818715
B I B L I C A L

[Anonymous No.17818808]

>>17818775
Three weeks ago he called everyone who wasn't buying MAGA stocks a coward kek

[Anonymous No.17818809]

>>17818715
It’s less reliable than futures but still is a legitimate, market listed CFD.

[Anonymous No.17818812]

>>17818785
know what?
WHAT DON'T I KNOW?

[Anonymous No.17818813]

>>17818798
I know about the fed pump but why did it happen near market close?

[Anonymous No.17818815]

>>17818795

They injected somewhere between 500billion-1 trillion dollars into the market right as Trump gave a pretty decent speech. Pretty sneaky actually.

[Anonymous No.17818816]

>>17818798
>>17818795
Remember, they deliberately delayed the presentation until 30 minutes before close so they could pump the absolute shit out of it with vague, an even some literally false promises

[Anonymous No.17818820]

>>17818715
COMPLETE utter bullshit. The betting markets are wrong 99.9% of the time when it comes to actual futures/opens

[Anonymous No.17818824]

>>17818800
I know...if you look above, I'm short basically everything, which is why your calls on SQQQ is the only thing I wish you luck on :^).

[Anonymous No.17818825]

>>17818767
Read what he said again

[Anonymous No.17818827]

>>17818813
It always happens near market close. It's been doing that consistently.

[Anonymous No.17818828]

For you has God commanded his angels
to keep you in all your ways.
They shall bear you upon their hands,
lest you strike your foot against a stone.

Psalm 91

Since you, O God, are with us,
nothing that has happened, nothing still to come,
can rob us of our hope in Christ.
Sustain us, we beg you,
during this time of uncertainty.
Bless all the emergency and medical personnel
who are caring for the sick and working to contain the outbreak.
Grant swift recovery to those who are affected
and comfort to their families and loved ones.
Encourage those who are afraid.
Bind us now, more than ever,
to you and to each other,
so that we may triumph
by the power of him who loves us,
our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son,
who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God for ever and ever.

https://www.thenation.com/article/society/national-day-prayer-coronavirus/
>Prayer Will Not Stop the Coronavirus
Think again.

[Anonymous No.17818829]

>>17818813
They didn't want it to close down, it would look bad and kill confidence

[Anonymous No.17818830]

>>17818813
So it matched up with the speech and so that we didn't end the week in the red which would have made people panic more over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17818833]

>>17818777
pic related is currently my desktop picture. beautiful.

[Anonymous No.17818834]

>>17818813
They wanted to make Trump look good

[Anonymous No.17818836]

>>17818748
>Why is there a sentiment that after this week we'll be stable agan?
Where is "there"?

I don't think anyone really has a clue where we'll be in a week or a month. The market doesn't go down until we get good news. The market goes down until we reach a fair value. Fundamentals still exist, it's not *all* sentiment. Unless you believe this is the end of capitalism and the whole system comes crashing down you'll reach a point where it's just wholly unreasonable to sell/not buy and that's where it'll stabilize. The -30% from ATH we reached on Thursday wasn't close to that point, but it does still exist somewhere. If this week goes down to -50% I'd expect stabilization as well. Even with a bad immediate outlook, there's still value to all these companies.

[Anonymous No.17818840]

>>17818816
is this legit when the repo agreements went out? it makes sense if your goal is to create the illusion of market confidence in the US government.

[Anonymous No.17818842]

>>17818833
>>17818777
God Bless United States of America and every burger in it.

[Anonymous No.17818843]

>>17818815
Trump didn't deliver the speech. He got a bunch of fucking bulls to do the speaking for him cause he is rather retarded and can't construct a coherent sentence structure that is rational enough to calm the market the fuck down.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17818846]

>>17818777
Fuck that, i'm going to put on my face mask go to the store and get 4 more weeks of food.

[Anonymous No.17818852]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17818857]

>>17818813
Literally every friday for the last several weeks had a massive pump 30 minutes before close.

[Anonymous No.17818864]

The national day of prayer will solve coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17818867]

>>17818857
Shorts covering

[Anonymous No.17818869]

>>17818857
That's totally natural alright

[Anonymous No.17818874]

>>17818843

Take your medicine schizo

[Anonymous No.17818875]

Soon, my children... soon the world will understand your beauty and value...

Also Schwab sucks dick, the red numbers are the daily loss/gain of the instrument but I only bought them at 3:55.

[Anonymous No.17818876]

>>17818840
The official feed had a real time DOW chart on the bottom-right corner. Seems awfully suspicious.

[Anonymous No.17818877]

>>17818857
would it be retarded to trade off that pattern?

[Anonymous No.17818882]

>>17818795
>>17818798
>>17818813
>>17818834

daily reminder

[Anonymous No.17818892]

so guys should i take my gains from uvxy and buy a pistol or let it ride and hope its still worth something? i already have a shotgun and a an AR-15 as well as a bunch of prepped food and masks

[Anonymous No.17818898]

>>17818840
No, repo was at 11:30 iirc but they specifically timed the speech and namedropped to pump stocks.

[Anonymous No.17818899]

>>17818876
kek

[Anonymous No.17818900]

Whenever it pumps, people aren't think, "oh the economy is recovering" in the face of a pandemic. They think "oh awesome now I can recoup losses when I sell." This is what a bear market looks like.

[Anonymous No.17818904]

>>17818795
The fed announced that they will keep banks solvent at any cost. The oil agreement also helped. Basically the powers that be finally took some actual initiative in stopping the bleeding. I think that sentiment will dampen any further dumps, especially the fed guarantee that no banks will go under.

[Anonymous No.17818906]

you're not gonna make it if you don't understand this image

[Anonymous No.17818917]

Any leafbros have some stocks to recommend watchlisting for tomorrows blood bath? I am looking for solid strong cheapies that will survive the upcoming recession.

[Anonymous No.17818918]

I really wish people's brains worked better. It's honestly maddening to me.

[Anonymous No.17818921]

>>17818904
yeah I was thinking the same thing. I think after the amount of effort the fed and government has put into the market some confidence will return. hopefully the oil thing will also get fixed soon.

[Anonymous No.17818925]

>>17818892
a pistol is handy and good for short distances, plus robbers have it not as easy to see whether you're armed or not

[Anonymous No.17818926]

>>17818118
right now i just own 15k living at home working (earning 450 euros a week) and not spending any on rent, feels like a waste having it lie around, i dont mind touching it for years, but im also not motivated to get deep into the technical side with puts and shit, just buy shares and thats it, people reccomend etfs so maybe i should read up on that

[Anonymous No.17818927]

>>17818366
just print more money to keep the system running :-)

[Anonymous No.17818928]

>>17818906
>t. my ass

No one knows how it will behave in the summer.

[Anonymous No.17818929]

>>17818857
This, and the obvious mark of a bear market. Bull markets people profit pull and sell, bear markets people get paid and buy lotto calls.

[Anonymous No.17818932]

>>17818917
currently im watching SES, IPL, and AC

[Anonymous No.17818933]

>>17818917
BlackBerry, been shilling it since this whole thing started.

[Anonymous No.17818935]

>>17818795
Parking lots corporation advertisement and ze pomp

[Anonymous No.17818942]

>>17818877
It's been working for me so far.

[Anonymous No.17818948]

>>17818906

The problem isn't really summer but its rather the fall and winter when it returns. We need a vaccine by then otherwise were back in the same position. Then again every biotech company is in on this so we should have one. Whether or not summer kills it is up for debate.

[Anonymous No.17818950]

>>17818857
Bearcucks will also not notice that every day the overall trend tends to crab more and more, meaning we've already reached the floor.

[Anonymous No.17818952]

uhm... bros?
I think there's a pattern here...

[Anonymous No.17818956]

>>17818928
01/27/2020
Buy to Open
Trade Details
LUV 03/20/2020 52.50 P
PUT SOUTHWEST AIRLINES $52.5 EXP 03/20/20

Yes NO ONE CAN FUCKING KNOW

except people who do

[Anonymous No.17818961]

SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS

[Anonymous No.17818964]

>>17818933
Think i've seen you shill it a few times. I never pictured blackberry being a strong investment. I'll have to check into their new and upcoming products.

Is there anything in particular that says this stock is worth the investments?

[Anonymous No.17818966]

>>17818906
Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.17818967]

i hope my 3/20 puts print this week so i can keep playing the number game with you guy :(

[Anonymous No.17818968]

>>17818948
>>17818928
It's not up for debate smoothbrains.

Whatever your shit brains are thinking is wrong.

Jesus fuck. Human beings are so fucking RETARDED

it's clear.

It;'s FUCKING OBVIOUS

[Anonymous No.17818974]

>>17818952
>Raise inflation rates

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17818976]

>>17818322
Let me eat your freshly laid egg faggot!

[Anonymous No.17818980]

>>17818966
It's from a basic calculation on R0 using climate smoothie

Do you ever wonder how Thailand went from having #1 international cases of coronavirus to not being mentioned in countries with it?

[Anonymous No.17818984]

If by any chance we get a green Bovespa tomorrow, I'm definitely selling the shit I bought last week. If it's red then I'll just keep buying slowly.
Some people are saying our bottom is around 60-50K points (we're at 80K).

[Anonymous No.17818992]

>>17818715
Pathetic, do people really rely on this garbage?

[Anonymous No.17818995]

>>17818967
Seems a lot of us here have 3/20 puts.

[Anonymous No.17818999]

>>17818968

I actually agree with you but I'm being cautious with my words. We still need a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.17819000]

Zoomer here looking to get educated by seasoned investors.

1. What are the long term effects of QE, even if QE injections are reduced over the next few years?
2. If the Fed is actually doing their job correctly with the overnight repo and the crazy amounts of money being lended, is there hope for the banks to remain in business? Or is this a ticking time bomb?
3. It seems like inflation will surge. What is the best method to keep up with inflation? Seems like savings accounts and bonds are worthless now.

[Anonymous No.17819003]

>>17818968
>It is right because I said so !

>Waaaaaaaa!
Sure thing kid, go grab your passy and tell mommy you are right.

[Anonymous No.17819010]

>>17818462
BIZ TOLD ME I COULD USE GOLD BARS IN THE APOCALYPSE BUT 1KG OF GOLD IS WORTH MORE THAN A CHOCOLATE BAR TO ME

[Anonymous No.17819014]

Remember the 10 trillion

[Anonymous No.17819033]

>>17818980
>Do you ever wonder how Thailand went from having #1 international cases of coronavirus to not being mentioned in countries with it?

I guess them having poor medical infrastructure and shit healthcare has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.17819034]

>>17818892
PSA rifle and taurus g2 if you are going to cheapies

[Anonymous No.17819038]

>>17818980
?

[Anonymous No.17819043]

>>17818104
BITG:21M

[Anonymous No.17819047]

>>17818825
I read it fine. He said anybody bullish has no brains implying he doesn't have bullish positions. Then he said if the other guy wins he loses meaning he sees the other guys positions as bullish mentioning his SQQQ calls specifically implying he thinks that's a bullish position. I realize his phrasing was terrible and he actually contradicts himself twice in different ways but you need to read it again if you came away with a different interpretation

[Anonymous No.17819048]

Real Talk: how long am I gonna be working from home due to nCoV, do you think? Realistically?

[Anonymous No.17819059]

>>17818434
I think he said once he has GLD or something.

Kinda funny he has all this gold but is more than happy to take pieces of paper in exchange for it... just saying...

[Anonymous No.17819060]

How many more times in a row does the economy need to be destroyed by banks doing stupid shit with leverage before society catches wise and just bans them from lending money on margin?

[Anonymous No.17819069]

>>17818964
They are involved in security/IT things now.

[Anonymous No.17819071]

>>17818999
Okay

1. Yes encouraging spread right now is good. It creates some immunity potentially. While you have a backstop of seasonality to reduce R0 naturally and not peak

2. Vaccine, treatment, diagnostics will all probably improve by nov/dec or next peak season.

3. We might have some knowledge of the climate sensitivity so measures like humidifiers and heating could also be rallied by then.

The doomsday scenarios have passed and are off the table already. The market is oversold now.

[Anonymous No.17819074]

>>17819048
early May

[Anonymous No.17819075]

>>17819000
that mini-city in the image is very cyberpunk

[Anonymous No.17819081]

>>17819038
Do you understand thailand at all?

they had #1 wuhan visitors in world internationally.

Do you UNDERSTANd what exponential spread would look like in Thailand?

hint: not 32 new cases, but 5000 new dead.

Your fucking retarded ass brain doesn't understand exponential and thinks 32 is a lot.

[Anonymous No.17819092]

>>17819059
Yea this struck me as interesting when I heard his podcast. Not sure what I think of the guy.

[Anonymous No.17819093]

>>17818547
I have been cheated out of my comfyness. Got laid off and immediately summoned to an insane asylum. God fucking dammit, I want to sit at home and not be sick, not here and not be sick.

[Anonymous No.17819104]

>>17818612
Short air travel companies.

[Anonymous No.17819106]

>>17818968
What's obvious?

[Anonymous No.17819107]

>>17819014
Does the "term" mean how long banks have to pay this back to the Fed?

[Anonymous No.17819108]

>>17818715
It's inconsistent but it's been right lately

[Anonymous No.17819112]

>>17818995
I've got a few, but I'll probably sell by Tuesday at the latest. Mostly in 3/27s right now, which at that point I'll probably go far out to the upside with calls on a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.17819115]

>>17819014
Even the new actual undeniable QE operations are horribly oversubscribed

[42 No.17819117]

>>17818104

[Anonymous No.17819118]

>>17819106
This coronavirus is very climate sensitive and needs cold and dry environments to spread.

[Anonymous No.17819122]

>>17819081

Kek one of my family just went to Thailand and while it was empty, they said nobody there was even remotely concerned about Coronavirus. It is more of a panic here than it is there.

I'm buying and you bearfags can miss the bottom like you always do.

[Anonymous No.17819131]

Im healthy, I run three times a week, workout, eat right and drink plenty of water. I dont smoke or do drugs or drink. I've taken vitamin C, zinc, selenium supplements everyday. Stay safe out there

[Anonymous No.17819133]

>>17819122
Down another 25% and I load up.

[Anonymous No.17819136]

Buy NET. Cloudflare is the next AWS in scale, and has no real competitors.

[Anonymous No.17819140]

>>17819093
>Got laid off and immediately summoned to an insane asylum.

????

[Anonymous No.17819142]

>>17819118
So? This is just a spark for the recession that was looming above us for 2 years now. Nobody cares if Corona goes away.

[Anonymous No.17819145]

>>17819118
Singapore called, it wants YOU back

[Anonymous No.17819148]

>>17818104
whats the best tradign platform in the UK? something about etoro and plus 500 seems dodgy, i would like to buy precious metals and us stocks if possible?

Or does it not matter which country youre in anymore?

[Anonymous No.17819150]

>>17819140
Yes, it's pretty straightforward.

[Anonymous No.17819151]

>>17819115
>>17819014
Scarier than the virus. Tempted to pull money from my bank and bury it in the backyard.

[Anonymous No.17819161]

>>17819131
Some people are already stocked on Chloroquine Phosphate for fish with zinc for use on onset of symptoms

[Anonymous No.17819164]

>>17819145
Singapore also has hygiene so bad they had to ban chewing gum because they were so gross with it.

[Anonymous No.17819169]

>>17819075
eh well it didn't look very neat in reality... not so much cyber nor punk.

https://youtu.be/TmqlxjTSc8w

[Anonymous No.17819170]

>>17818357
>pol
Once again /pol/tards show they are newfags by not typing boards out correctly

[Anonymous No.17819173]

>>17819145
indoors spread can still occur and is sensitive to AC settings.

The temperature outside being magically higher doesn't solve indoor AC spread.

[Anonymous No.17819179]

>>17819142
This.

[Anonymous No.17819180]

>>17819164
My uncle told me there is a thousand dollar fine in singapore if you put chewing gum on the street.

[Anonymous No.17819198]

>>17818961
>sold my shares
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17819202]

>>17819180
Yeah that's true because it got so bad over there with people just leaving it on the streets and all over shit. It's been a few years since I have been to Singapore but one thing I hope this virus shows is how many places have absolute garbage attitude when it comes to hygiene.

[Anonymous No.17819212]

soon

[Anonymous No.17819217]

>space x launch failed

How 2 short TSLA? Very good pls sirs

[Anonymous No.17819219]

>>17818961
How the fuck are they still in business? That's my question

[Anonymous No.17819225]

>>17819118
>>17819118
Yes, it spread so fast in the famously arid Washington State

[Anonymous No.17819230]

yes it does mean the best solution is turning up the heat and adding humidity to indoor spaces

yes, even knowing a multitude of virus are climate sensitive, the authorities and powers that be have no imagination to ever alter climate controlled environments to reduce spread

if we faced a 50% fatality rate virus, the authorities would not change AC settings to help mitigate it, even if it was extremely climate sensitive, because they lack that simple imagination.

Humanity does not see what is in front of face. There is a lot, a huge amount, of things in front of humanities face it fails to see.

[Anonymous No.17819231]

This week will start down slightly, then trend upwards as Friday nears.

Late March/April we take the red pill and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.

[Anonymous No.17819234]

>>17818209

They usually fuck over the largest group

[Anonymous No.17819243]

tell me why this portfolio doesn't work:
>90% treasury bond and notes
>10% ITM SPY calls
>rebalanced every 6 months

[Anonymous No.17819246]

thoughts? could UWT liquidate? boutta throw a grand at this baby

[Anonymous No.17819260]

>>17819225
Seattle is the same temp range as Qom, Northern Italy, and wasn't that humid the past few weeks.

Also it's more sensitive to heat than humidity.

[Anonymous No.17819264]

>>17819225
It spread fast in an old folks home. Our numbers, especially the death rate, are skewed because of the LifeCare center.

[Anonymous No.17819275]

>>17819264
It's spread rate is altered by age.

Kids are actually less likely to get it and spread it (ignoring behavior) and elderly are also more likely to get it and be super spreaders.

[Anonymous No.17819282]

>>17819246
GUSH is better

[Anonymous No.17819283]

Im gonna shoot COVID-19, dont worry bros this shit ends here

[Anonymous No.17819286]

>>17818233

No, just sold near the top so every large drop increases the amount of free shit I get

[Anonymous No.17819291]

What happens when there's QE infinity and endless debt?

[Anonymous No.17819294]

>>17819217
actually save up to go all in the starlink once is has its IPO

[Anonymous No.17819297]

>>17819243
It works, that's basically what Universa does and they are making bank.

It literally has a name (barbell strategy)

[Anonymous No.17819301]

>>17819170
>pol and biz are frens, reddit

[Anonymous No.17819313]

>>17819291
My asset prices go up. Don't hold fiat long term.

[Anonymous No.17819316]

>>17819217
All this space travel bullshit is going to BLOW THE FUCK UP during the oncoming depression this decade. It'll come back by the 2030s, but it'll be Russia/China leading the world by then

[Anonymous No.17819320]

Today Italy's numbers:
+369 recovered
+368 dead
+2853 new cases

>past 24 hours

[Anonymous No.17819321]

>>17818100
i think thats like 2 standart deviations

[Anonymous No.17819324]

>https://twitter.com/Citizen_baker/status/1239230273906237441
>b-but muh communist breadlines
China didn't have these.

[Anonymous No.17819331]

NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 20.603 (+2.853)
>Dead: 1.809 (+368)
>Recovered: 2.335 (+369)
>in ICU: 1.672 (+154)

>Total cases: 24.747 (+3.590, +17%)

[Anonymous No.17819335]

>>17819283
is this Trump's plan?

[Anonymous No.17819343]

>>17819291
Nothing because no one else wants to be the reserve currency and they will all devalue their own stuff so they can continue to export to the US at an advantage

[Anonymous No.17819346]

>>17818198
the cough associated with corona is a dry cough, mucus means youre fine. no sneezing, either.

[Anonymous No.17819353]

>>17819331
So is the real number of new cases 2853 or 3590?

[Anonymous No.17819357]

Bears just got BTFO, Fed will be lowering interest rates again next week.
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-seen-cutting-interest-rates-to-0-soon-in-bid-to-help-weather-coronavirus-storm-2020-03-12
Pump it!

[Anonymous No.17819363]

>>17819014
I remember the 2.3 trillion.
https://youtu.be/y892jY-wTO8?t=56

[Anonymous No.17819365]

>>17819282
>GUSH
you're not the gush shillposter are you? i looked at gush too

[Anonymous No.17819368]

>>17818266
BUY
>HIGH
SELL
>LOW

[Anonymous No.17819372]

>>17819331
Italy
- Old population (+10 median years of age to USA/China)
- Social Behavior (extreme spread due to customs, no personal space believed in)
- weather, perfect timing

We will see a decline in Italy cases soon though and the combination of behavior and weather effects will crush the R0.

Italy is rather set up for an outbreak like this.

Italy has one of the oldest populations in the world, with a median age of about 46 years old. Nearly 60% of the population is aged 40

[Anonymous No.17819376]

>>17819357
This is so dumb. Why not identify key sectors and shore those up in order to avoid inflation?

[Anonymous No.17819385]

>>17819316
China/Russia are canceled after this nCoV thing, sorry to crush your dreams. Russia is cold and dry as fuck and right next to China, they're gonna be a breeding ground for the stuff and besides the oligarchy they're basically a shit-tier 3rd world country with poor hygiene so RIP. no one is gonna want to do business with China again after this pandemic, are you insane? no one will want to take the risk of it happening again, or at a minimum de-risk themselves in case they eat some more bats in the future.

[Anonymous No.17819391]

>>17819376
no

They need to pump my tech bags. I want that 0% interest rate world tech assets.

[Anonymous No.17819397]

>>17818442
There are hundreds of cases in Poland so naturally you can assume a white person is infected

[Anonymous No.17819403]

>>17819357
This is just smoothing the bear market, doesn't mean it will pump.

[Anonymous No.17819407]

>>17819316
China's so censored kids don't even know what a "Youtuber" is.

[Anonymous No.17819415]

>>17819357
>"just" got BTFO
Where the fuck have you been, this has literally been priced into the betting markets for weeks, even after the 50bps emergency cut

[Anonymous No.17819416]

>>17819372
>- Social Behavior (extreme spread due to customs, no personal space believed in)

This is implying that people in the US aren't ignoring all social distancing suggestions. This thing is gonna spread like wildfire in the next weeks. The ER at the hospital I'm at is expanding over the coming week, and my friend a few states over who's a doc is getting temporarily moved to the ICU in anticipation of higher needs

[Anonymous No.17819417]

>>17819397
>Slavs
>White

[Anonymous No.17819421]

>>17819407
Seems nice

[Anonymous No.17819423]

>>17819282
>>17819246

Why is GUSH better tho, looks to be about the same thing

[Anonymous No.17819438]

>>17819416
Cuomo's losing his shit
>@NYGovCuomo
says there are only about 600 ICU beds currently available in #NY.
He's also asked for the army to come in and help him convert student dorms into hospitals.

[Anonymous No.17819453]

>>17819416
Why care if old people die who don't save themselves

do we stop people from getting obese and diabetes in america?

75 year olds dont drive usa economy

[Anonymous No.17819470]

>>17818104
lads when do i buy back in?

[Anonymous No.17819478]

>>17819453
>do we stop people from getting obese and diabetes in america?
Corona causes complications in those kinds of people. Americans will drop like flies.

[Anonymous No.17819477]

since we have summer upcoming It makes more sense to let people get infected now

build up a bit of herd immunity hopefully, let some people die to scare people into taking it serious, and actually be prepared for 2020/21 winter.

Any spread now is probably net good. And the age of dead is averaging like 75, so not economically relevant.

[Anonymous No.17819489]

>>17819453
Uhhh

[Anonymous No.17819495]

>>17819478
they cost a fuck ton in healthcare costs
imagine if they go dead in an army tent or hotel room with someone patting them on the back instead of a year of end of life care

more deaths = more bullish

[Anonymous No.17819509]

>>17819489
He's probably smart enough not to get it. You'd assume. Losign a thousand wings of nursing homes wont effect US economy except positively

[Anonymous No.17819512]

China isn’t back online at all. Chinks are fucking lying. Data is 7 day moving average.

[Anonymous No.17819520]

>>17819423
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.17819527]

>>17819438
yeah new york is going to be a disaster
theres reasons to think that the US might do better than europe overall (far less dense, abnormally high ICU capacity per capita, imminent shift to subtropical weather for half the country) but the metropolises are fucked

[Anonymous No.17819535]

>>17819527
NYC is uniquely fucked true

[Anonymous No.17819546]

>>17819301
>redditfrog
Not helping your case, newfag

[Anonymous No.17819552]

>>17819520
yeah looks about the same over the past few years, GUSH is a little older than UWT, thats it. not to mention GUSH started around 2000 now its 77cents

[Anonymous No.17819557]

>>17819512
>the CHINKS made the US government give banks 1.5trillion instead of allocate that money for free corona testing!!!!
>ITS NEVER MY FAULT!!! MY SKIN IS WHITE!!! WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY SKIN IS FUCKING WHITE THAT MEANS IM BETTER THAN YOU

[Anonymous No.17819565]

>>17819527
Yeah and guess where the funny money making machines are.

[Anonymous No.17819578]

>>17819552
UWT does not have options. GUSH does.

[Anonymous No.17819585]

>https://twitter.com/samira_jeimy/status/1238885284332408832
>Public service announcement:
In Germany and France, ICU physicians have noticed that the common thread amongst young patients needing #COVIDー19 related ICU admission is that they had been using NSAIDS (Advil, Motrin, Aleve, Aspirin).
who's ready to buy some puts?

[Anonymous No.17819591]

>>17819557
Shut up chang

[Anonymous No.17819611]

>>17819591
how about you shut up when all your grandparents die wyboy?

[Anonymous No.17819614]

Planning to buy some April/May 230 or 240 puts on SPY Monday morning if we rally.

Is that a dumb idea with VIX so high? Am I going to get IV crushed if I just hold until we drop again

[Anonymous No.17819616]

>>17819585
Of course they're taking motrin, they have the flu and it hurts

[Anonymous No.17819621]

>>17818370
Four plus a four dawg dats a chicken wing

[Anonymous No.17819624]

Trump talking before futures open https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1239235409491767298?s=21

[Anonymous No.17819626]

>>17819585
Oh cool. My plan if I get sick is to use guaifenesin and synepherine to self-medicate and allow my body temperature to rise naturally.

[Anonymous No.17819628]

>>17819557
Go buttfuck a bat

[Anonymous No.17819630]

>>17818104
new Mannarino
https://youtu.be/BZ0XV7GZZeI

> Munchkin: "the market can expect unlimited liquidity"
> Possible 900 point drop in Monday anyways
> We will be bailing out entire industries

[Anonymous No.17819645]

>>17819624
He couldn't be more transparent about his stock pumping agenda if he came out and said it was literally his intention

[Anonymous No.17819655]

>>17819578
>options
I'm not ready for options yet; this is simple buy low, hold, sell higher in a few months or so

[Anonymous No.17819662]

Invest into solar as soon as you have the capital

[Anonymous No.17819669]

>>17819081
There was already articles of people in thailands government saying "we are under pressure to conceal numbers because it would drastically effect tourism" then they did it.

[Anonymous No.17819670]

>>17819630
Why do you guys like him besides the fact he was making obvious calls for two years

[Anonymous No.17819689]

Newfriend here; I don't get puts
You buy a stock that you know is going under, and pay a premium that will allow you to sell it for a higher price than it actually will be... but this sell price is lower than the original price you bought it for anyways! So you are paying to lose money?

[Anonymous No.17819690]

>>17819670
Who else was making those calls

[Anonymous No.17819699]

>>17818114
Based!!!!

[Anonymous No.17819700]

1.124 T USD into the dow alone this past Friday. Someone else

mentioned the jump could have been the "covering of shorts"...but really? Suddenly during

Trump's speech which really wasn't good news at all, the covering of shorts caused

~1.124+T gain of market cap in the DOW? Can someone explain this to me? I'm getting

more and more worried that the Fed will print the fuck out of money, loan it to whoever is in

cohorts with them, and then this second entity is buying up the stock market...this just acts

totally inflationary on the market. Stocks would stabilize or rise, but not because they are of

additional intrinsic value, but because of inflation alone; and the bank/hedge fund etc that is

doing all this buying will then own a huge chunk of the american stock market. Can

someone explain? Those who watched the market live this past week will know the market

pumps were far from natural, especially because of how it affected the index (and during

low-volume).

[Anonymous No.17819710]

Remember all that hate Germany got a couple of days ago in /smg/?
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany-usa-idUSKBN2120IV
>Germany tries to stop U.S. poaching German firm seeking coronavirus vaccine
Also puts the travel ban into perspective a little bit.

[Anonymous No.17819714]

>>17819630
Stop spamming and shilling yourself

[Anonymous No.17819716]

>>17819403
>>17819415
Kek, Corona has been priced in now faggots.

[Anonymous No.17819718]

>massive corporation bailouts
>student loan interest waived
Wow I didn't know Trump was more of a socialist than Sanders

[Anonymous No.17819721]

>>17819689
You don't buy the stock, you buy the option to sell the stock at a specified price. You don't have to exercise that option yourself. If the stock price drops, you sell it to sell it at a higher price to someone who owns the stock

[Anonymous No.17819730]

>>17818198
Do some coke

[Anonymous No.17819737]

>>17819700
Basically liberal limp wristed limp dicked liberal cucks not getting laid overhyped the panic to corona and the Fed just blasted them in the face now.

[Anonymous No.17819739]

>>17818244
>686x10000
based

[Anonymous No.17819740]

SQQQ or SPXS?

[Anonymous No.17819745]

>>17819700
just wait and enjoy the biggest dump in history.

futures after market close already indicated a drop, and the CFD weekend trades indicated a even better drop. This will be amazing.

[Anonymous No.17819750]

>>17819740
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17819756]

>>17818462
>>17819010
No you idiots, you're supposed to trade FOR gold bars with toilet paper during the apocalypse and then sell the gold bars when the market recovers to buy more toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17819758]

>>17819740
Should have bought a shit ton of sqqq that right before close

[Anonymous No.17819766]

>>17819750
Why? Greater % movement

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17819774]

guys it's over. I just found out you can get re-infected even if you weren't showing any symptoms.... it's far worse than anything ever imaginable.

[Anonymous No.17819782]

>>17819758
I rode SPXL all friday then cashed out

[Anonymous No.17819785]

>>17819645
Yeah because when the markets are in super panic mode and are crashing the best thing to do would be to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.17819794]

>>17818926
Yes, ETFs sound pretty good for the type of investing you're laying out here (buy-and-hold over a longer term with little knowledge and low effort).

Do some reading about the topic. ETF, dollar cost averaging, two fund portfolio, etc. - familiarize yourself with some basic concepts.

Then look at your situation - do you want to regularly buy or just once? Is anything incentivised by your local tax laws, maybe if you classify it as savings for a third pillar pension? Does it make a difference whether the fund accumulates or distributes? Just get a feel what works best under your tax laws.

Finally pick what to invest in. Find 1 or 2 indices you want to participate in. Then select among the ETFs that track those indices based on their tracking difference, fees, reputation, whatever.

[Anonymous No.17819800]

>>17819785
Where is it in the president's job description to interfere with the free market and artificially inflate equities?

[Anonymous No.17819801]

>>17819774
Til there's a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.17819803]

>>17819774
it also doesn't die in warm weather, reduces lung capacity by 20-30% in some of the people who recover, and leads to organ damage in others

[Anonymous No.17819805]

>>17819774
Some pharma company is going to make a shit ton of money off of this disease, kek. Whenever Baggie becomes bearish it's a sign to go bullish.

[Anonymous No.17819822]

>>17819800
When the government decided we have to tie our retirements to it.

[Anonymous No.17819821]

>>17819800
Everything he literally does will impact the market to a degree but in reality not as much as the Fed but hey orange man bad, I get it.

[Anonymous No.17819829]

>>17819614
People seem to be really confused as to IV and options. IV is based on the price, the price does not factor in IV, how could it? IV measures volatility I'm both directions, if any thing it would offset itself if it was a factor in the price. It just shows the likelihood the underlying asset could face a significant price change.

[Anonymous No.17819851]

>>17819219
owned by Scandinavian governments. gonna be rescued. Norwegian is gonna fall very soon if the Norwegian government rescues them. probably gonna demand most of the shares to do so.

[Anonymous No.17819852]

>>17819745
I completely agree with you... and I am currently trading as a bear... but I'm also keenly interested in more deeply understanding the mechanics of all this, and the limits and trajectory of these [basically] fed injections into the stock market. Such as: is there a way to time these injections? A way to determine the size/amount? It seems they relate to the repo...repo makes the money available..but a third entity is carrying out the purchases [and is obviously in cohorts with the Trump admin]. It should be noted that this third entity IS willing to make these purchases...and must be counting on their gaining value within some (5 years? 10 years?) timeframe. What do you guys think about this??
>another serious concern
Italy and SK suspended shorting. Do you think the US will, and when? You must note that their stock markets improved with this suspension, and the market means alot (everything?) to Trump...so I think all options are on the table.
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>>17819800
What are your opinions?

[Anonymous No.17819857]

>>17819829
Because most people here are retards literally just gambling. The fact there are so many average fucks thinking they can make money on the stock market now is a sign shit is going to tank.

[Anonymous No.17819867]

>>17819611
>going straight for grandparents
Yup, chink alright. Fuck your social credits

[Anonymous No.17819872]

>>17819805
which pharma company though? wish i knew a damn thing about pharmas, but i dont so i cant put any money in...

[Anonymous No.17819879]

>>17819670
>making obvious calls
He called it down to the week
He called Trump winning before even dilbertman of I remember right
Also he's cool

>>17819714
He gets 15,000 views in less than 2 hours you think he would shill here? Get fucked

[Anonymous No.17819892]

>>17819872
If I had a crystal ball I would tell you but this is going to take a lot of research and some luck to find out who.

[Anonymous No.17819900]

>>17819857
It is it's basically a rigged casino these days. No one actually invests they just want to make bank off the price direction

[Anonymous No.17819901]

Reminder today Italy's death count exceeded China's at its peak, aka the chinks lied and the actual amount of deaths is probably far higher

[Anonymous No.17819905]

>>17819857
Yeah I just cringe whenever I hear 'IV crushed' as an options trader I want high IV. I do not buy call options hoping the underlying asset does not change much, why you'd buy an option for any other reason is a bit puzzling.

[Anonymous No.17819910]

>>17819801
Not likely.

[Anonymous No.17819917]

>>17819901
China is still struggling to return to normality, they probably had a fuckton of unreported deaths.

[Anonymous No.17819927]

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>>17819919
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neu

[Anonymous No.17819928]

>>17819901
This alone will take off another 5%. NYC getting put on lockdown will be another 10%.

[Anonymous No.17819929]

>>17819901
I think it's most likely they both lied, China under and Italy over. What's the average of their reported death rates?

[Anonymous No.17819931]

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[Anonymous No.17819937]

>>17819879
Stop shilling him

Fuck tons of people called it and more accurately. He did not even mention coronavirus in his predictions

[Anonymous No.17819940]

>>17819900
And I entirely fall into that camp, but when the entirety of my time actively trading, values have never been remotely sane. Disney owns the entire planet, and is valued at 16x earnings. Netflix owns a few piles of shit and is valued at 80x earnings. I can't invest in something I believe in when the valuations are fucking retarded across the market.

[TheBureaucrat !1maGIcmEmE No.17819945]

>>17818114
You're just jealous you don't have a cool one like I do! :^)

[Anonymous No.17819967]

>>17819645
>>17819624
Pls no I went all in on puts

[Anonymous No.17819981]

>>17818836
>I don't think anyone really has a clue where we'll be in a week or a month.
...I know you are speaking of the market, but healt (and sort of economy-wise) this: https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1238817274590629888 and consider the US is testing something like 5% of what South Korea did. lmao

[Anonymous No.17819994]

>>17819929
Italy is a failed state with a ton of old folks, unhygienic customs, and bad health care. I doubt they are lying.

[Anonymous No.17820003]

>>17819470
when there's talk of a cure or that it's safe to fly again

[Anonymous No.17820013]

Markets change anon, MARKETS CHANGE!

[Anonymous No.17820015]

>>17818795
$1.124 T USD into the DOW alone!!! Fake and gay pump. See my first post with pic and calculations.

[Anonymous No.17820019]

>>17818961
Good, fuck them and their nigger invader worship.

[Anonymous No.17820083]

>>17818237
the bottom right now is an abstract concept so far away like the continent of north america to europe pre-1400 AD.

[Anonymous No.17820092]

New Macro Voices
https://youtu.be/tVMzhVXvmqA

> 2,600 SP500 by end of March
> March 20th expiration options up to $500 billion.. profit taking equals liquidity catalyst and possible "face ripping" rally
> Junk bonds diving
> BBB bonds become junk? Bloodbath as institutional investors are forced to sell. $150 billion in BBB energy companies meets oil price war

[Anonymous No.17820135]

>>17819937
>He did not even mention coronavirus in his predictions
Repo market bailouts started in September. If someone is telling you this is all because of the coronavirus, you are speaking to a misinformed person.

[Anonymous No.17820307]

>>17820135
not his fault that he's a brainlet who gobbles up the shit being pushed by the elites through the mainstream media to cover up their financial crimes

[Anonymous No.17820343]

>>17820135
yes yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

[Anonymous No.17820710]

>>17818797
my friend, if deutsche bank fails every person in the world will have $6K dollars debt, and the global economy will completely crater and collapse.

[Anonymous No.17820925]

>>17819512
where can I get this data from anon?

[Anonymous No.17820947]

>>17819512
found something

https://www.tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic

[Anonymous No.17820979]

>>17819385
not to mention that it's going to take over a year before people touch aliexpress without worrying about potentially getting sick, and if there's even one case like that aliexpress will get fucking justed again

[Anonymous No.17821060]

>>17818980
You are so fucking dumb. Thailand isn't publically reporting on it. My brother knows a lot of people in Thailand and WAS going to go there this Month...but canceled last week because even though there was only something like 34 cases or whatever reported, his friends said large sections of cities were quarantined and people literally couldn't even go back to their homes. Don't act so confident about what you know, you cocky fuck, when you are actually ignorant. Have some humble pie, and don't mislead people with your misplaced confidence.