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>> No.17812351
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>yfw coronachan dunks the bulls monday

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>> No.17812378

>>17812351
I'm so pleased that all the twitter artists draw coronachan (and others) with these MASSIVE fucking Chun-Li thighs (while still keeping the waist nice and tight). It's wonderful

>> No.17812379

What's CODX looking like fellas?

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>> No.17812403

Normie here... normie there...

NORMIES GET OOOUUUUTTTTTT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17812404

What should I buy while the economy plummets?

>> No.17812414

What's the best platform to Start trading in ausfag land? The research I've done has landed me trying to decide between Stake, CMC or maybe CommSec (because I already have 2 personal accounts with them.)

Stake looks ok because 0 fee trading but you still pay a 1% fee when you transfer AUD to USD when trading overseas markets.

CMC is what everyone seems to use and you pay a flat fee of $9 I think.

CommSec is the best? But the most expensive, I think probably not for me because I'm only just starting.

Halp biz, I don't know things

>> No.17812429

>>17812404
guns, land, and food.

>> No.17812430
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>>17812329
local grocery wiped out.

>> No.17812435

>>17812404
A rope

>> No.17812436
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I WANT TO FUCK CORONA-CHAN

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>>17812430

>> No.17812440

What's the fucking point?

>> No.17812465
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>>17812435
already have one

>>17812429
already have some

>> No.17812468

>>17812329
questrade anon are you still here?
I need your wisdom

>> No.17812475

>>17812404
high quality tech stocks

>> No.17812477

>>17812436
>cowtits
It's shit.

>> No.17812483
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>>17812440
I want to get an apron anime gf

>> No.17812485
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>Monday

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Any predictions for the price of GUSH or TSLA in the coming weeks?

>> No.17812507

when do Jap futures markets open?

>> No.17812518

Got calls for SPY happening next week. How fucked am I?

>> No.17812522

>>17812329
1 nagatoro gf please
>>17812501
also rolling

>> No.17812525
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>>17812518
Oh dear lord rest your soul.

>> No.17812528

>>17812501
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH STOP ASKING THE SAME SHIT EVERY SINGLE THREAD YOU GOD DAMN AUTISTIC DROOLING RETARD

>> No.17812532

The weekend is so fucking boring bros

>> No.17812537

>>17812522
>mulan
oh noooooooo

>> No.17812539

>>17812501
roll
>>17812518
I'd say you have a decent chance being all right so long as they don't expire in a week.

>> No.17812542

>>17812351
I made 45% gains on GUSH on Friday right after buying in, and I'm seriously considering dumping it at open to realize my gains. I've got a feeling oil stocks will get dumped at least one more time just out of panic until the price war is over.

That said, I'll also buy more stock in the oil companies I bought last week. I just didn't expect GUSH to practically moon in the last ten minutes of trading like that.

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>>17812403
>WHICH WAY NUMBERS GO?
>HOW MAKE MONEY FROM PANDEMIC?
>THAT REPO MONEY COULD HAVE PAID OFF MUH STUDENT LOANS

>> No.17812548

>>17812414
I would think if you want to trade stocks in america, you should open an account on an american platform like TD Ameritrade

I'm an american and have a TDA account, I was trying to find information on opening an account as a non-resident alien but it wouldn't let me skip ahead its account creation process to see what you need to do to actually put your digeridollars into your burgerbux account.
I mean I imagine you'd rather pay a one time conversion fee to turn your AUD into USD rather than every time you do a transaction *if* you're going to trade on the american market (as opposed to limit yourself to the australian one).

If TDA, and all the brokers, weren't being mega-slammed by all the new people either getting in for the first time or transferring out of Robinhood, and all the panicking boomers, I would say just give them a call (or rather schedule a callback since that tends to be how it works) but since shit's bananas right now you may want to find out as much as you can on your own first

>> No.17812551

>>17812518
Probably fine.

I think panic is actually subsiding in the people who move markets. South Korea has recovered pretty well and so did China, so we probably start seeing the sun again.

Also the climate sensitivity is probably going to be slowly priced in properly. I'd bet on a more optimistic result of this over the next month as compared to the bear fantasies going on.

>> No.17812559

>>17812430
Okay but how was the wine aisle doing?

>> No.17812563

>>17812501
whats going on?

>> No.17812564
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>>17812378

>> No.17812571

>>17812559
Honestly didn't notice there was a wine isle.

>> No.17812582

>>17812551
>I think panic is actually subsiding in the people who move markets.
This is the sentiment I got from random people on the street when I went grocery shopping on friday; people are afraid but it's more caution than PANIC now.
Also, at least for my area, the grocery stores were easily keeping up with demand other than for toilet paper

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>>17812551
>panic is subsiding
Which is why the Friday bounce happened and why Monday will be a bloodbath. China and Korea are recovering behind they did hundreds of thousands of tests and because China locked down a billion people inside their homes. The market hasn't priced in New York being quarantined by the end of the week, and that's the BEST CASE scenario. Worst case scenario is that DOESN'T happen and you go down the Iran path of mass graves.

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>>17812564
If these people think they're going to give me a Qipao+thighs fetish, the joke is on them
I've been down with that shit since I was a wee lad
dresses and legs of all types

>> No.17812598

>>17812571
get it together!

>> No.17812597

>>17812475
>tech stocks
>high quality
Pick one. Buy something with a high tangible book value per share that's trading for less than tbvps. Last week was Benjamin Graham's wet dream, and it'll likely keep going this next week.

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>>17812590

>> No.17812601

>>17812430
>>17812441
Huh, how old are these pictures and did you take them yourself?
Maybe it's more extreme in states like NY where there's more cases

>> No.17812604
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please go bowling Please

>> No.17812606

>>17812465
then buy physical gold and more guns and food.

>> No.17812609

I'm actually super confident this is going to play itself out over a few weeks and things will turn back to normal


Society and human ingenuity is boundless, we are all children of God, we transform the earth to our favour and we will destroy anything and everything in our way past the pursuit of freedom and happiness for all people.

God bless

>> No.17812618

>>17812597
What don't you like about Microsoft?

>> No.17812623

>>17812436
Go big or go home

>> No.17812627

>>17812609
I agree although I think the third world is going to get absolutely mega devastated

>> No.17812629
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gonna be another limit down morning, unless President Blumpfkin does a thing

Should I sign up for futures trading? I could just add it on to my Schwab account (with their absolutely FUCKED interface)

Anyone know how futures opening works? If everyone is set to sell the futures when it opens, can I even get in?

>>17811960
You're less concentrated, BUT if the virus spreads easier in the cold, that would make it worse for you... How available is testing? Are people just going about their business as usual, no hoarding, no school closures, no one talking about working from home?

Do canadians think it's Just a Flu™?
Are they praying in solidarity with the Trudeaus?

>> No.17812635

>>17812601
They're a few hours old and yes i took them. In a large city so likely. Contacted family across the country who live in smaller cities and its not nearly as bad.

>> No.17812636

>>17812528
He actually believes he will be a millionaire from GUSH, hes that stupid.

>> No.17812641

>>17812597
People will crush back into tech stocks ahead of almost everything else in this market.

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>>17812609
Meanwhile in reality, Wuhan has been locked down for almost two months. How many businesses in America can survive two months of shutdown?

>> No.17812646

>>17812468
I dunno if you're talking about me or someone else. What's up?

>> No.17812647

>>17812545
Man shouldn't have taken out a loan that you can't walk away from.

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>>17812604
I think we're not allowed to...
I'm being socially distant right now so I don't kill anyone with my disease

>> No.17812661

>>17812618
Microsoft relies on a virtual (as in, near) monopoly for its revenue, mainly in business and government contracts. However, their software is shit. If Linux ever takes off, which it very well might if it comes out with almost entirely bug free and easy to use software for free, businesses could easily jump ship during an upgrade cycle. The more that do that, it becomes a vicious cycle.

Closed source, paid software is just highly vulnerable to disruption by infinite amounts of open source free software. At some point people will realize this. MSFT sure has, and so has Adobe. Now everything is subscription model to eke out the last little bit of revenue before the end.

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>>17812604
Is the movie The Case of the Black Parrot (1941)? This doesn't look like a comedy

>> No.17812672

>>17812430
Okay but there’s Powerade. Was there no Gatorade?

How were the chips and snacks. We’re all the Cheetos and Doritos and Fritos gone?

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>>17812642
60% of businesses are back to operating capacity in China

40% of the work force is back to their offices

We're going to stomp out this overhyped Corona nonsense by the end of spring, any business that can't survive 2 months of closure is probably not even listed in the exchanges

>> No.17812685

>>17812641
If you think so, then just buy calls on them for quick profit. I would never actually hold a tech stock though.

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>>17812522
Mulan breh

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>>17812672
PEP ascendant
Frito-Lay and Gatorade unstoppable
Don't they own Quaker (the oatschad) as well?

time to buy that PEP

>> No.17812695

>>17812548
I guess I should clarify, I will probably stick to ASX for a while but would like more options. The reason I'm looking at cheap or no fee brokers is because I'm not sure how far I'm going to go with this and I don't want to be paying high fees for something I might not stay with.

But thanks for the advice anyway, I'll check out TDA. Just my luck I start looking at trading and corona decided to fuck my life up.

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>>17812684
>any business that can't survive 2 months of closure is probably not even listed in the exchanges

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>>17812642
Businesses aren't shut down though, literally when I go out I only see the same demographic of people, young adults with no kids and families. It's weird but it kind of feels like Utopia without Boomers and the fuck ugly people with health issues. Makes me really want to embrace fascism.

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How do people not understand this fucking shit

January spread in Wuhan is not going to be the same as NYC spread in March.

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>>17812684
>40% of Chinese businesses are still shuttered two months later
>60% of the workforce is still quarantined
>haha it's fine just a flu
I wish I could be as delusional as you

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>>17812542
It will hit $5 on Monday.

>> No.17812720

>>17812662
I’ll do a reading for the week ahead on the market and let y’all know how it goes.

>> No.17812721

>>17812672
Snacks were all mostly in stock. Meats, eggs, milk, juice, and vegetables were ransacked with the exception of kale. All the paper products and sanitizers were gone.

>> No.17812725

>>17812642

In reality, most wise people think in terms longer than 2 months. Life WILL go on. Yes, expect collateral damage. It happens and humans either adapt or die.

>> No.17812739

>>17812718
I hope it does for you guys.

>> No.17812741

>>17812708
The chart you posted shows New York as bright scarlet red in March, considerably WORSE than Wuhan. Your own chart says you are wrong, why are you in such a ridiculous state of denial?

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>>17812627
Yes once China nukes the West, the third world will starve and chimp to oblivion.

At least Tesla will be sub $40 at that point.

>> No.17812747

>>17812661
Pretty dope "poster in 2001" larping my man
>>17812693
Pepsi is honestly so far superior to coke its insane even if you like Coke more ya gotta admit

>> No.17812750

>>17812662
no, the title is only 2 words and the first word is 'Black' and its 1950s
I given up all hope after searching for years, any help I am greatful

>> No.17812756

>>17812725
>hurr durr life go on
>therefore nothingburger
Life went on in Hiroshima after a nuclear fucking bomb dropped. "Life goes on" is a retard non-argument. Yes, life will go on. No, the DOW will not be above 10,000 when it does.

>> No.17812761

>>17812744
Yes, why stop at Corona we need to sell ultra panic for Monday when China nukes the US and Iran invades us.

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>>17812747
I have drank one (1) soda in the past year
It was an orange soda (Fanta maybe), the kind in the mexican food part of the supermarket with real sugar. It was very sugary.

>> No.17812771

>>17812756
This will make a good screen cap.

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>>17812761
Dude if they do not go to war their government will be tortured to death in the streets.

This is no joke. Hopefully they find someone weaker to pin it on. Like Israel.

>> No.17812782

>>17812695
I'm on Etrade, recently purchased by Morgan Stanley, and they have no fee trades. I like the interface, it's a little more fancy than I'd like actually but most kids with smartphones will think it's bare bones.

>> No.17812790

>>17812661
>so has Adobe
I used to use PS and illustrator a lot in former job. I'm not a graphic designer anymore but still tinker and do photographer for fun. Recently switched from Windows 7 to Linux. I thought that was going to be a hassle for image software but it turned out to be no problem. Gimp is completely fine, albeit oddly laid out. Rawtherapee works better than Nikon's proprietary raw file decoder. And linux has Inkscape, which I used to use on windows almost as often as Illustrator. At first I thought I might have to do dual boot or run stuff in Wine but so far not necessary.

And fuck Adobe for switching to subscription service.

>> No.17812791

Guys

Every spread is unique. R0 is unique. Human behavior and culture is unique. Climate is unique. AC usage varies.

The idea of June spread of Coronavirus in Europe is laughable. If you don't understand this factor you're fucking up your predictions massively.

USA is actually completely fine from coronavirus. Don't buy into the scare. It's out of an abundance of caution. USA has very different behaviors, variables, etc than Europe.

There is nowhere in Europe with the variation in climate we have in USA. Not to mention our unique car usage, hatred of public transport, personal space issues, etc.

Yes, it will spread, but the 50,000,000 infected is a pipe dream. Mainly because of pure luck, we aren't seeing a spike in the worst months for virus spread in USA. If this was november I'd be completely different feeling.

We are in March, avg virus will be decline in USA in this time period. New York weather had a hotter than average last week as well.

It's lining up that USA gets off relatively scott free and we all fine.

The real race is to find effective treatment and cure by next winter. By april we are going to be completely fine. Which is literally weeks away, not months.

>> No.17812796

>>17812661
My only problem with what you said (as someone that's been computing since the 90s), it's been like that for decades.
They've always had inferior products but had the power of "industry standard" behind them.
FOSS has been around for a long time but the combination of being ugly and not being as easy to use plus not being the standard always keeps it down.
There are businesses that use Linux for their servers / backend and plenty of programmers that use it for their every day use and as a testbed, but it would have to have a real paradigm shift (that word actually does mean something despite the memes) or revolution to be so radically better than the current standard as to become the new norm.
Microsoft, unlike Adobe, has always maintained a bunch of different revenue streams, and (thus far) has remained very sensitive and savvy about exactly what you're talking about. Right now it's a subscription model because that's what the market will bare but in the future if they have to give their shit away with some sort of extra enterprise service package for big boys, they'll do it.

Now that could change, they could become sloppy or lazy or complacent or fall behind in technology, but for right now it hasn't happened, and that sort of process tends to be slow but evident.

>> No.17812797

>>17812771
Reality check: do you believe New York will be locked down?

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>>17812777
Yeah and then civil war will break out in the middle of it but it's more like a free for all.

>> No.17812804

>>17812708
What a garbage model. No way Ro is going to drop to fucking 1 or less just because it warms up. The temperature has no direct affect on the virus itself, it just means people don't stand so close to each other.

>> No.17812814

>>17812741
The wuhan/china R0 is based on

Not knowing it exists
communal eating events
Chinese new year travel

Italy is uniquely hit bad because of average age, egotism, and late reactions.

We are ahead of Italy on reactions already with better climate factors and completely different social behavior than italians.

I'd be surprised if everyone at any public place in italy didn't get it if 1 infected person was in the area.

>> No.17812820

>>17812501
rollin

>> No.17812825

>>17812797
Who cares if they are, this wouldn't surprise anyone so why would it scare them. We are all under martial law. I'm sorry you bought into the hype.

>> No.17812826

>>17812718
I just don't see that, that implies a 167% increase in the value of oil stocks on Monday, and there's still a price war going on. In fact, the bump from friday makes it more likely to me that people looking to exit will take advantage of the temporarily higher prices and dump.

Only way that would happen is SA and RUS call off their oil war and resume selling oil at previous prices or higher.

>> No.17812837

>>17812804
Except it does.

This virus would literally be solved worldwide if people turned up the temperature by 10 degrees. It's this simple.

You will know the truth in a month or two when it "magically disappears". Do you think Trump is going to look like shit when 1,000,000 americans die?

he knows.

>> No.17812847

>>17812814
>we are ahead of Italy
God I can't wait for delusional burgers to overfill the hospitals. That's about two weeks out.

>> No.17812848

>>17812747
It's a "black swan" type risk that nobody is pricing correctly. I don't hold those types of risks. It's just that simple.

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crypto only fag here
did you guys predict/short the recent crash or does nobody know what they're talking about here either?

>> No.17812854

>>17812847
Wrong

we have a national day of prayer tomorrow

USA is going to be fine and will never look as bad as Europe looks right now.

>> No.17812860

>>17812826
>Only way that would happen is SA and RUS call off their oil war and resume selling oil at previous prices or higher.


This happens and I’m gonna be happy

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>>17812837
solve the pension/social security crisis in one million easy steps

>>17812847
the hospital buildings will collapse under the weight of thousands of Americans
we'll have to rebuild the hospitals, which will cause economic growth
the big, bullish broken window awaits

>> No.17812863

>>17812790
Good for you for switching to FOSS my man. Paying for software is about as stupid as paying for music and movies.

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Monday stocks will crash so badly the market will be closed indefinitely and people won't be able to withdraw their money for a while.

>> No.17812866

>>17812852
what part of stock market general do you not understand faggot?

>> No.17812868

>>17812695
None of the major platforms have fees anymore

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Who HODLin' SQQQ/SPXU?

>> No.17812873

>>17812866
>stock market general
thats what I'm asking about

>> No.17812882

>>17812852
Gtfo

>> No.17812888

>>17812863
I switched mainly because every iteration of Windows since 7 has been an increasingly bloated slow running mess.

>> No.17812892

>>17812870
Me

>> No.17812895

>>17812852
plenty shorted it
I started to play coronavirus in Jan 21 and was buying puts in jan 24

>> No.17812900

Sqqq holders RIP

>> No.17812901

>>17812744
>>17812761
>>17812777
If china nuked america our automated off-site (read: nuclear capabilities not located in america) would auto-terminated ALL of china.
Most likely that would set off a chain reaction, quite possibly Israel would nuke all of its neighbors, Pakistan and India might nuke each other, it wouldn't be the end of the world but certainly the end of the world that we know today

Most of all, more much than all the lives lost or all the art or architecture or cultural relics lost, the hardest hardship and one that I know keeps everyone in check is that all the people in power would lose an assload of money.

>> No.17812904

>>17812796
I would argue that the paradigm shift could happen almost overnight, but
>and that sort of process tends to be slow but evident.
As you said, it's slow and evident, and the reason for that is that MSFT contracts lock you in until it's time to reup. So I suppose there will be time for savvy investors to exit if they're paying attention. But I just choose not to hold assets with that kind of black swan risk. If MSFT actually loses out to FOSS, it's dead forever, and will never come back.

>> No.17812905

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/13/first-human-trials-coronavirus-vaccine-begin-within-days/

Vaccine is ready... Dow up 10% on Monday... Bears are fucked...

>> No.17812906

>>17812870
SQQQ ftw

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>>17812862
God I want to suck on Belfast milkies and have nopan to sit on my face

>> No.17812913

>>17812905
bullfag cope

>> No.17812915
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>Monday

>> No.17812918
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>>17812905
The prayer day did. Thank you God. God Bless Donald J. Trump

>> No.17812928

>>17812475
This is the absolute worst choice right now. Tech hasn't even gotten touched by this yet. If you think Netflix is going to be trading 80+x per earnings for much longer, you're delusional. Apple closed their stores world fucking wide, except China which I'm sure was their choice, and of course waited until after the markets closed to announce that. Techs going to have a bad, bad few weeks.

>> No.17812931

>>17812905
>Pharmaceutical industry leaders hope there could be millions of doses ready within 12 to 18 months, but admit “it’s aspirational”.

bodies will be piling up in the streets by then

>> No.17812940

>>17812860
It won't though, RUS is stockpiled and in it for the long haul. They're trying to crush US shale companies and only didn't do it until now because SA begged them not to. RUS balances their budget when oil sells for $40, SA can only balance their budget when oil sells for $60-80. RUS can sell cheap for a long time, SA is only shooting themselves in the foot and helping RUS achieve its goal of killing shale faster by fighting.

Of course, the shale companies are now massively undervalued taking all that into account, so they're good buys, but I don't expect the market to act rationally in the midst of a disease-fueled sell off.

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>>17812901
Yeah but that wouldn't happen because that orange retard Trumpf would fuck it up like he does everything. What an evil orange retarded orangutan of a president.

>> No.17812948

>>17812928
Agree tech overpriced
If anything oil stock are close to bottom

>> No.17812953

>>17812928
Why wouldn't Netflix during a quarantine?

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17812955

Uhhh. Is that how his nose usually looks? And that baseball cap was... I don’t know that I’ve ever seen wear one of those at a press briefing?

>>17812545
This. Exactly this.
Sometimes I wish a rain would come...

The repo thing is concerning, as are the articles about “commercial paper” and mortgage rates rising. I gotta do some research or maybe watch interspecies reviewers.

>> No.17812958

>>17812905
And when the vaccine results are negative or unclear?

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>>17812918
we only started praying an hour ago...
amazing !

>> No.17812966

>>17812944
wtf is this pic jesus fuck

>> No.17812973
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>>17812928
Tech got touched by it pretty hard. They are doing giveaways

GOOG 1100 from 1500
NVDA 216 from 315
AMD 39 from 59
MSFT 139 from 189

Those seem like nice discounts to me for things barely effected and so desireable

Now factor in interest rates, QE, stimulus, etc and add a bit to the top end to account.

I'd rather buy the stuff that's gonna rocket back up than wait for cruises to recover.

>> No.17812987

>>17812944
I wonder how that guy is doing. On the one hand (heh) it was a weird with an amputation fetish, on the other hand (kek) he supposedly had early onset arthritis (and the fetish may have unironically been him coping with it), in a way the amputation is probably the best outcome for him but his arthritis is going to spread to his other joints

>> No.17812993

>>17812966
Some gay Bernie bro who had insane obsession with human dog play with no hands to make himself more like a dog. His gay lover supported him. He did it using liquid frozen nitrogen and the hospital removed them.

>> No.17813017
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>>17812966
Fags

>> No.17813028

>>17812955
Nice catch and checked.

That's as fake as hillary

>> No.17813030

>>17812601
I work at a grocery store, it looks just like that.

>> No.17813045

>>17812973
>those PE ratios
>those book values
Anon, you would be much better off buying large cap oil stocks.

>> No.17813047

>>17812582
People won't panic until hospitals are I've overwhelmed and people are dying without care -- literal blood in the streets. We will hit all three circuit breakers at that point. It's already happening in Iran and Italy.

>> No.17813055

>>17812973
Oh I will be buying tech, but not yet. If you think you've seen tech get touched, let these prices sink in
> AAPL 180
> MSFT 90
> NFLX 240
Those are bottoms I'm looking for, and when I'll be going hard at MSFT. It isn't that they're effected much, we're about to see the real panic start. These stocks are held mostly by large indexes and ETFs, so when one starts to fall the rest do too.
>>17812953
Because it's at 84x earnings at the start of a market crash. Look for a return to the still absurd 30x earnings levels. Netflix is in a very crowded space, this isn't 2015 anymore.

>> No.17813056

>>17812847
We don't allow a shit ton of filthy unculturally incompatible goat fuckers from the third world like you dumb fucks and I'm glad we travel banned your retarded asses. Eat shit Europe, you guys deserve this shit for being stuck up over nothing since modern Europe has less and less power and relevance in the modern world.

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>>17813030
can you give some insight into the grocery store dynamics right now?
how often do you guys usually restock a full aisle of bread or TP or milk?
like if the total amount of bread on the shelves at any given time is one "unit", how many units do you have in the back of the store, and how many units do you receive per week?

>> No.17813071

>>17812329

COVID-19 Cases in New Countries for 03-14-20

Eswatini (formerly known as Swaziland)
Gabon
Ghana
Guatemala
Mauritania
Namibia
Rwanda
Saint Lucia
Seychelles
Suriname
Trinidad and Tobago
Uruguay
Venezuela
territory Curacao

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>>17813055
What is the TSLA bottom you expect?

>> No.17813074

>>17812403
Hi
Please help
I want to become the new Jews

>> No.17813078

>>17813055
I already got heavy returns on shorting via puts for the beginning of the crash. I flipped to long at a very comfortable timing intentionally rather than timing it.

Mainly because it quickly became panic instead of logical re-pricing.

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17813079

please someone post a great meme.
It's sunday and I am bored
Thank you in advance.
t. anon

>> No.17813088

>>17812404
A kippa

>> No.17813095
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>>17812430
I still see plenty of sips, you’re fine.

>> No.17813098
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>>17813079
this is a meme from happier times in 2019
I hope u like it :D

>> No.17813099

>>17812477
I don't know what kind of cope this is but it doesn't look good on you

>> No.17813107

>>17813071
Uh oh its adapting to warmer climate

>> No.17813109

>>17812973
If you like those prices now, you'll love them in a few months.

>>17813072
Unrionically has a risk of going to 0 due to meme man's pledged share loans but it will probably find support at 240.

>> No.17813110

>>17813047
I agree that if conditions got as bad as italy in america, they'd SHUT IT DOWN
But I don't currently have a reason to think that it will get that state, I've already seen outdoor hospital tents being setup (which admittedly suck but they're still better than literally dying people lining hallways)

>> No.17813112

w/ south korea recovering without harsh measures, China recovering, and the lack of spread in way too many countries due to climate, it's hard to remain short past 15% down.

We are one "soothing" piece of news like treatment or vaccine progress from an end to the panic. I'd much rather avoid being short if at possible except in the shortest time periods possible.

>> No.17813113

>>17812551
This is fantastic bait. I’m not even a bearbro but this is really unrealistic. We’re hitting 220 minimum before we go back up.

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>>17813047
Those are broke ass countries with cultural gutters when it comes to hygiene. Not all places will be hit like Iran, Italy, and China because those are filthy places. Look at the number of cases in Japan. This is going to bring the ugly elephant in the room into light later that not all cultures are equal. Some really do need to get their shit together since 2020 is all about the globalism.

>> No.17813131

>>17812601
I live in a suburb outside of DC and it was nuts today. Shelves weren’t empty on Thursday, they were cleaned out Saturday, lots of boomers with wild eyes. Honestly it was a strange vibe kek

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>>17813098
that is a fantastic meme

>> No.17813133

>>17813113
The only lesson I've learned is the bulls and bears aren't good traders.

If I want to be on the right side, the bull investors win out.

Hence. I'll naturally end any bear hopes early, regardless if correct or not because it's playing against the house too long.

>> No.17813144

>>17813107
Yeah these third world countries are going to be in hell

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>>17813078
Me too fren, but we still have 2 weeks minimum of downturn. You don't get less than that in a bear market. Stonks only go down.
>>17813072
Impossible to say, the stonks I mentioned are stable and not fueled by meme magic. It could be $20, or the retards that pump it could dump their entire portfolios in.

>> No.17813152

>>17812803
The last time we had a civil war, we convinced ourselves that niggers were people
I wonder what crazy mental illness we'll come down with this time

>> No.17813155

>>17813112
What happened with the 800 heathen zealot false christian cultists in SK?

>> No.17813157

>>17813144
>>17813107
not really just catching them as they come in, travel cases

Thailand was a top country for international cases of coronavirus for a while.

Then what happened?

The climate was hostile.

>> No.17813159

>>17813098
fuck off back to twitter/instagram faggot

>> No.17813163

>>17813112

Oh give me a break vaccine won't come out of nowhere lol. Every country is shutting down outside of asia and you say "we're doing ok!" come on, the cope is unreal.

>> No.17813164

>>17813152
When communist militarized trannies hit the street because Bernie took all their money for their hormone pills again in 2024.

>> No.17813165

>>17812852
Yes. I have made more in the past 2 weeks then I ever have off of stinky linkies desu lel

>> No.17813166

>>17813147
>in a bear market. Stonks only go down.
That's just not true. Go look at any bear market in the past. You have positive days all the time. They just don't outweigh the negative days.

>>17813152
Probably fucking communism, goddammit.

>> No.17813167

>>17813147
I think this is so singular and unique to the market that historical models or intuition doesn't work. I do put us at 1-2 week max from a bottom though. The long-downturn stuff is fanciful bear exuberance, everyone hoping for 5000 gold and peter schiff to be invited to host CNBC for a day.

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>>17813109
Probability and timeline to 240? I am thinking 4 weeks.

>> No.17813178

>>17813068
I work for a distribution center and I literally saw a 52 foot trailer filled to the brim with water and toilet paper. We ran out of hand sanitizer in a day.

>> No.17813179

>>17812973
Stay the hell away from travel. The only play there was squeezing the people who were betting it would go bankrupt by playing the obvious trump bailout.

Actually kinda want to take my losses on MSFT and LMT to buy NVDA... but buy high sell low...

>> No.17813182

>>17813163
Treatment will be announced within the month it looks like. Something like remdesivir is effective but liver toxicity so only for extreme cases. Chloroquine with zinc too.

That will soothe the panic a bit.

>> No.17813189

>>17813179
GTC soon. Jenson investor call. Gonna be interesting.

>> No.17813194

>>17813182
Pharma news of the "well sort of but not really but [explanation how it SHOULD be perceived as good from a statistics point of view]" always gets interpreted as SELL SELL SELL by the market

>> No.17813195

>>17813178
Is he trying to build a fort of toilet paper?
Does he think that toilet paper repels the virus like garlic repels a vampire?

>> No.17813196

>>17812501
TSLA in the bag. Triple down on the flop, extra put sauce, we out here.

>> No.17813199

>>17813166
I didn't say in any given day they couldn't, look at my puts, I sat through some 5k in losses on Friday. I'm not at all concerned.

>> No.17813213

>>17813195
"distribution center" means a big warehouse, so the truck leaving the warehouse with the water + TP is taking it to retail locations (grocery stores, walmarts, etc.) to be sold to customers

or if it's an amazon warehouse, then they get the stuff in and load it into their smaller courier trucks for local delivery.

>> No.17813214

>>17813178
Do they provide you with any sanitizer, masks, gloves?

>> No.17813217

>>17813182
Kek that’ll be great if you have malaria or want to have nightmares
>t. medfriend

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>>17813196
Wtf did you just say

>> No.17813222

>>17813195
All I know is I've made more money in a week than I typically do in 3 weeks because of the overtime from the stupid pandemic. I want it to end already.

>> No.17813227

>>17813214
Just hand sanitizer

>> No.17813263

>>17812944
>Fucking DRUMPF! How DARE he not support these very sane and beneficial LGBTQA persons! They must be PROTECTED by the government! They need MORE MONEY BIGOTS!

>> No.17813265

>>17813217
They used it in South Korea

chloroquine diphosphate salt + zinc treatment combo to block COVID-19 viral enzyme @ 500 mg per day of chloroquine + zinc for 10 days

>> No.17813266

>>17812501
Can I lose? Roll em

>> No.17813273

>>17813109
>Unrionically has a risk of going to 0
When will this boomer meme end? Boomers have been screaming this for years, yet they go insane and bankrupt themselves trying to short it.

>> No.17813282
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Someone recommend me a movie to watch. sick as fuck

>> No.17813295
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>>17813282
Master and Commander: Far Side of the World

One of the last few based movies ever made.

>> No.17813297

>>17813282
Goodfellas

>> No.17813300

>>17813282
have you ever seen Life Aquatic?
It's very fun movie

>>17813295
fantastic recommendation
I might watch that now

>> No.17813303

>>17813273
Tesla is great.

They might have a rough Q1/Q2 but they have a great excuse now that they didn't before. Battery day will be interesting.

It's too hard to predict though. I've shorted it recently a few times but never long, only looking for 50 point moves.

>> No.17813309

>reposting same image and same question two threads in a row
that's a big yikes from me.

>>17813227
that shit is worth it's weight in gold and there's a waitlist for the waiting list. I've only god like 16 oz or so and I have a sick relative I need to visit.

>>17813282
what are you in the mood for?
Network is good but it's sorta serious

>> No.17813318

>>17813295
>>17813300
Haven't seen these yet.
>>17813297
Seen this before but it's been awhile

>>17813309
something comfy and winter themed.

>> No.17813333

>>17813295
I wish there were more age of sail naval films, the Terror S1 was pretty good but a totally different vibe then m&c obvi

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https://www.investing.com/indices/dfmgi

Why is Dubai open and what do the numbers mean?

>> No.17813348

>>17813333
Try Horatio Hornblower. It's a series with a similar vibe to Master and Commander. Its a little low budget and it got cut short but its worth the watch.

>> No.17813353

>>17813334
It means we’re fucked, anon. All calls for next week are worthless and there is already blood in the streets.

>> No.17813360

what do Europeans in this thread use to buy stocks?

>> No.17813371

>>17812501
roll

>> No.17813372

my wife wants me to buy some stock now, I usually just buy vanguard index funds. what should I get now?

>> No.17813377
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>>17813309
>yikes
Ok, BACK to *e**it with you. OUT OUT OUT

>> No.17813378

>>17813372
ask your wife
lol

>> No.17813383

>>17812955
>nose
I checked other pictures and yes, his nose has those two puffy looking areas on either side.

>> No.17813386

>>17813295
extremely based but the books are also good

the audiobooks are some of the few based ones on amazon, when every recommendation is refugeee tales and strong mary sue women who stick it to the men.

theres like 20 of them. wasn't a big novel guy but it is better than cancerous netflix or amazon

if you're a le based intellectual (like myself) hard to beat the 1979 tinker tailor soldier spy tv miniseries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq61jstTApk

I, claudius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T40mDHDKqWM&list=PLjT3Z589ba7Pdcy5fDKpWMMp1JmbfwaZl

Wolf Hall

(no link sry)

or The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes w/ Jeremy Brett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDfTP7zohQ

>> No.17813392

>>17813378
she told me to research, so I'm here... seems like a mix of people saying things are getting better and also getting worse

>> No.17813393

>>17813372
This post shows we are nowhere near the bottom.

>> No.17813397

>>17812441
NOT IN FLORIDA , NIGGA

>> No.17813406

>>17813397
Uhh...I have a family group text including members in Orlando and West Palm..they are reporting similar things. My brother in Orlando managed to get TP, my sister is considering driving up to Orlando to borrow some.

>> No.17813420

>>17813406
This is the absolute dumbest trend, fuck Australians and fuck Boomers. We don't have a fucking production shortage like Wuhan did. But boomers are retards and now its forcing everyone to stockpile. Fucking assholes.

>> No.17813428

>>17813393
I honestly feel like we have a lot more to go down. but my wife is saying that other people are scared so it is a good time to buy... or maybe there are specific stocks that will do well.
she doesn't follow the market but she is a physician fwiw

>> No.17813445

>>17813420
yeh no shit. it is the epitome of retarded. we produce basically all our toilet paper and tissues domestically.

>> No.17813455
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>>17813428
Now is NOT a good time to buy. Do not believe anyone who says to buy now.

>> No.17813461

why are americans so absolutely terrified of possibly needing to wash their ass in their own shower

>> No.17813471

>>17813445
plus in a pinch you can just use old clothe to wipe your bum, or just take a big old shit and hop in the shower afterwards

I remember back in the olden days young people would go around TP'ing houses as a prank. I don't know if zoomers do that one anymore. But if they do, they'll have plenty of ammunition....

>> No.17813497

>>17812501
roll

>> No.17813500

>>17813392
$ROPE would be perfect for you

>> No.17813515

>>17813383
So his nose always looks like that?
Its hard to find that angle. I guess I never really look at him. I know he’s old and fat, but damn dude is not looking so good.

>> No.17813529

>>17813515
he seems to be only at 65% of his peak 2016 energy levels

but the dude is like 80 years old, and he's had a big year already. He had to face down a war with Iran in January, plus the trade war and Brexit was happening as recently as Q4 last year, and now oilpocalypse and bat fever.

>> No.17813532

>>17813428
Is this you, Brock?

>> No.17813536

>>17813428
You're honestly fucked either way. The way I see it, there's 2 ways you could go
> You tell her no
Then stocks recover and she's pissed meaning less pussy for you
> You tell her yes
You can't even blame her, she'll say she told you to research and you failed to, she's pissed and you get no pussy for awhile, and lose your money. God speed anon, you have some choppy waters ahead.

>> No.17813539
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I'd been dabbling in stocks for almost a decade and always wanted to build out some real quant models. Finally had enough python experience to do that today.

For the overall best fits (best profitability) it shows we go a tiny bit lower Monday, but if I overfit for bear markets back to 1985 it says we go up another ~5%. Also interesting that it predicts another spike lower about 6 days out.

>> No.17813540

>>17812501

all stock bearish af

>> No.17813541
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17813541

>>17813515
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.17813572

>>17813539
Interesting. Tell me more anon.

>> No.17813575

>>17812672
The state of Idiocracy, literally.

>> No.17813576

Should I jump on inverse ETFs Monday morning? It's only $100 in fuck-around money that I've had up on TDA for the past few weeks to dick around with while I'm learning and researching.

>> No.17813583

>>17813575
I mean are they good for long term nutrition, no, but you could live off of Gatorade and peanut butter for a long, long time.

>> No.17813589

>>17813539
Cool stuff. I've been looking to implement some of the more basic finance models to get a hold of option risk better. What kinds of models are you using these graphics?

>> No.17813629

>>17813575
...because people prefer Gatorade to Powerade? I think you’re being a little harsh. And if things got real bad so that you had limited access to food, you would want electrolytes.

>>17813539
Very pretty
>>17813541
Not pretty

>>17813529
Very true, Presidency increases rate of aging. Though he seemed like he didn’t give a shit for so long.

>> No.17813630

>>17813576
Youre too late. Wait for the next pump

>> No.17813636

>>17813539
How is the prediction made? Looks like buy if yesterday was bullish, sell if yesterday was bearish?

>> No.17813645

>>17813630
I thought you weren't supposed to hold Inverse ETFs for more than a day? Or are you assuming that the market will keep going up (or stay stable) on monday? OR, is there some reason I shouldn't jump on one even if the market does drop?

Sorry if these are noob questions, I've only just started learning the basics in the last three weeks or so.

>> No.17813646

>>17813536
pretty accurate. I already told he I don't want to but will probably just buy some index fund to be safe, but don't want to miss out on any big gains. I'm honestly not even worried about money, just annoyed with her

>> No.17813657

>>17813572
>>17813589
Right now this is the linear regression machine learning package in scikit-learn. For training, I take the current day's (n) adjusted close as the dependent variable against the previous day's (n-1) open,close,lo,hi,vol and each of the previous 60 days' (n-1 to -60) worth of relative moves of each metric as well going back to 1985.

Because it only looks at price and volume right now the 'average' behavior is the mean growth over the past 35 years.

Next steps are training it on additional signals: rates, foreign markets, maybe news volume or something.

>> No.17813666

>>17813646
You need to tell her to chill. Be honest that you don't know what you're doing. There is a huge potential for gains at a time like this, but only if you know how to find it, and only the pros are going to find it. If any random joe could make fat bank at times of volatility like this, why aren't a bunch of newbies suddenly millionaires?

>> No.17813683

>>17813657
isn't that basically a moving average system?

>> No.17813715

>>17813683
I would say so yes, but it's look simultaneously at the MA from the past 60 days. And it does that for all data from the past 35 years, fitting to some average time series behavior. Since it also takes into account volume and open/hi/lo there's a bit more information in there.

My interpretation of this is it's the best possible outcome of TA alone since it encompasses price and vol.

>> No.17813723

>>17813645
I believe Monday will be red. With that being said I dont think it is wise in this market to purchase an inverse ETF when there is a drop at open. The biggest changes are overnight - youre gambling on a consecutive red day. Safer bet to wait for a surge, then play with the etf. Just my two cents.

>> No.17813726

>>17813629
I don't want your fucking electrolytes

>> No.17813744

>>17813723
What if I bought in the morning and sold before close? Or will that not be enough of a change? I don't actually care about making money yet, this is just a vehicle for me to learn, so I appreciate your advice.

>> No.17813745

This whole something burger seems bullish if Tom Hanks and Trudeau's wife doesn't die

>> No.17813754

>>17813745
>rich people with access to top quality care don’t die
>this is indicative of the experience the rest of the world will have
top kek

>> No.17813764

>>17813629
>Though he seemed like he didn’t give a shit for so long.
I don't think he really understood the gravity of what he was getting himself into until the last year or so. I think when he first got elected he thought it would be just like running his businesses, everyone sucking his dick and solving problems by "buying more money". As he fired people who knew what they were doing for telling him facts instead of what he wanted to hear, he found he was less and less equipped to handle major problems. Now its catching up with him.

>> No.17813783

>>17813646

lmao my gf is the same, she asks me to do every single decision then try to blame me if things go wrong and gives me minor praise if it goes right

most women are children

>> No.17813806

>>17813157
ahh yes, africa's famed disease screening protocols.

>> No.17813823

>>17812791
Very much this, you are a wise human being.

>> No.17813831

>>17813715
Awesome work, do you have a discord account where I could chat privately to learn more? or some way I can backtest the results myself?

>> No.17813834

>>17813783
>most women are children
Everybody should learn that first-hand before dating women, it's the absolute truth.

>> No.17813836

>>17813831
Fuck off tranny

>> No.17813853

>>17813360
Most here use their own, normal banks and get raped with fees or investment banks and get a little less raped by fees.

>> No.17813864

The Ethernet used by Tachyon makes sure there is an ideal medium before transmitting

>> No.17813867
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>Less than 24 hours until European markets open

They already have a wikipedia article titled "Black Monday (2020)" so what will they call tomorrow?

>> No.17813873

>>17813867
Prayer Day Plunge (2020)

>> No.17813883

>>17813867
Blacked Road to Zero (2020)

>> No.17813891

>Collegues were talking about how they planned to buy cruise industry shares because they are so cheap

Absolute state of boomers

>> No.17813893
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17813893

>>17813867
>Dead Monday

>> No.17813900

>>17813646
>>17813666
No, the big brained move is to explain to her a bit if what's going on and that there's still serious risk. Then pick 3 names you like, and tell her them and try to decide together. That way you limit the shit out of your risk, and either way shit goes you can say you decided together. I'm just kidding you're basically fucked.

>> No.17813938

>>17812329

For all your nightly/morning entertainment, watch the saudis pump Aramco after shitty earning results, profit falling 21%.

Pumping at <29. Wonder how much more of their national reserves/credit their using up to do this. Getting even more desperate against Russia.

https://www.google.com/search?sa=X&tbm=fin&sxsrf=ALeKk01hIbEnVw_sYBRTAyA2t14CAvqAmg:1584260510819&q=TADAWUL:+2222&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgecRowS3w8sc9YSn9SWtOXmPU5OIKzsgvd80rySypFJLmYoOyBKX4uXj10_UNDbOMy6tSii1MeBax8oY4ujiGh_pYKRgBAQCMvnE-TQAAAA#scso=_uuVtXsb8FNiqytMP4KSBmAw1:0,_XeZtXrecL6GqytMPisGTwAU1:0

>> No.17813945

>>17813867
wikipedia is absolutely dogshit lately

>> No.17813953

>>17813867
THE FUTURE(s) YOU CHOSE

>> No.17813956

>>17813744
Again, it is still a gamble for it to continue going down. Usually after a big drop at open there is a bump. Maybe it goes down further, as shown last Thursday. Maybe it doesnt. Check the order book and volume often. Since you are learning and profit is not your major focus at the moment, I would highly suggest paper trading or putting in a small sum of money into your broker, say $100. The best way to learn anything is to make mistakes.
I hope this was of some help and you can reach whatever goals you have. These are just my amateur thoughts. There are plenty of forums to ask questions on that would give you much better insight than I can. Theres tons of resources out there.

>> No.17813972

>>17813900
>3 names they like
He knows next to nothing about stocks. they why the buy and hold 60/40 DCA S&P investing strategy exists.

Just don’t buy all at once, take money you definitely won’t need, and split it up over 12 months.

They’re better off not “playing” the market, and just working on increasing their earnings and savings and quality of life. They can learn about the market if they choose, but the basics are fine.

Just take the Bogle pill.

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17813987

>>17813867
0 A.C (After Collapse)

>> No.17813997

>>17813956
That's really good advice. I'll stay off it with real money and just watch what a few inverse ETFs do compared to what the market does on Monday. Thank you.

>> No.17814008

>>17813726
Well you haven’t posted about stocks once. So what the hell do you want?

>>17813764
He definitely has a bad case ofthe “shoot the messenger” syndrome I’ve heard Munger talk about.

I don’t think he thought he would win, and I’m not sure he wanted to. But he knew it was the greatest business opportunity of his life.

Just watch, once he’s not president, after a few years, you’re going to see some major trump developments in Russia and Saudi Arabia. We’ll see where else. Unless he’s figured out something he likes better than real estate.

>> No.17814021

>>17813938

They’ve been doing it hardcore since Wednesday.

>> No.17814026

>>17813956
Don’t you think if we open limit down, we’re likely for another circuit breaking day?

I’m glad I sold my SH premarket Friday, but I didn’t buy it back. Stupid idiot.

>> No.17814029

>>17813972
You should check out what Bogle said years ago in like '16, he eventually realized the problems with index investing. It works really well when very few people do it, but when you eventually run into numbers we're quickly approaching things get bad, fast. Everything is indexed now, which is why we're seeing 1000+ point swings in both directions, when one name goes down they all do, and one goes up they all do. What bogle is worried about even more is when someone like BlackRock is the majority owner of both say ford and GM, where is the sense for ford and GM to compete anymore? He believes you'll see this situation play out in massive scales.

>> No.17814031

>>17812791
Your tested cases are irellevant because you only did like 10k tests try doing 10000 tests per day and see how that works out

>> No.17814042

>>17812501
Gush better go down for my goddamn puts

>> No.17814046

>>17812501

GUSH moon, TSLA failure too launch

>> No.17814060

>>17813056
Yes you only allow a ton of illegal mexicans retard

>> No.17814068

>>17813853
so binck is as good as any?

>> No.17814087

>>17812791
viruses can’t be cured you fucking retard

>> No.17814101

>>17814031
>17814031

We've probably tested under 1% of our population, not even half a percent, we'r so fucked.

>> No.17814120

@17812791
is this a copypasta from reddit?
>The real race
o-oh

>> No.17814130

>>17813867
Bloody Monday

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17814154

>>17814101
Not even close unfortunately

>> No.17814155

>>17814029
Very interesting

But it still looks to be the best tragedy for retail investors. The big guys will long-short or buy only the companies worth owning rather than the whole index, and eventually shitty companies will be rotated out when the indexes rebalance. Maybe the mechanism isn’t effective enough, but I think it’s pretty good.

I’ve got a stack of VTSAX that I intend to never ever sell. Also bought some SCHX which is just the large caps, because I believe they are the most durable and best at exploiting economies of scale, pricing and negotiating power, or just buying out potential competitors when they can’t outcompete. Or something like that, i way overpaid but no biggie.

The fund I really want is VDIGX, which outperforms most other funds on most time frames, and also outperforms the corresponding ETF vig

>> No.17814172

>>17812501
rolerino friend

>> No.17814181

>>17814154
3AbcD
>3AbcD
3AbcD
>3AbcD
I like that chart but I wish it incorporated the number of positives or currently diagnosed as infected, something like that.

>> No.17814203

>>17812501
Rell

>> No.17814216

>>17812501
rolling

>> No.17814225

>>17813334
2200->1929 = -869?????

wait what

>> No.17814227

>>17814154
>Japan
so that’s how Abe is able to keep the numbers so “low”
they’re across the fucking pond and not even testing, christ. lost decade 2 confirmed.

>> No.17814243

>>17814155
Honestly I just invest passively through my 401k, for my active trading I like high risk and reward provided by options trading. I don't think any one person's strategy is right for anyone else. In the end though, retail investors just get shit on. You know there isn't a single retail investor advocacy group that isn't owned by Wall street?

>> No.17814245

>>17814181
I mean, that’s going to be an inaccurate and irrelevant value for a lot of countries listed there. You don’t know how many are infected if you aren’t testing, especially for a virus that remains symptom-free for so damn long.

>> No.17814261

>Trump tests negative
Lol, chink bioweapon couldn’t kill him. Extremely bullish

>> No.17814282

>>17812404
biomed stocks and toilet paper.

>> No.17814285

>>17813392
Yeah just like everywhere else at literally every point in time. Are you retarded? Nobody knows if it's going up or down.

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>>17812600
>that waist
>those hips
>those thighs
>panties
>long hair
Ahh, a fellow man of culture. Pic unrelated.

>> No.17814520

>>17813282
Brainstorm. Get well soon

>> No.17814536

>>17813372
Post wife milkies

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>>17812329
Question: What does looking at volume tell you when you are swing trading?

Why is volume important?

>> No.17814648

>>17812501
roll

>> No.17814651

Predictions tomorrow? I went on a hike and missed the news.

>> No.17814656

>>17814641
I would like to know this as well

>> No.17814657

>>17814651
Deep sea full of bull blood.

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>>17813079

>> No.17814757

>https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-philippines-idUKKBN2120BS
>Philippines reports three more coronavirus deaths, 29 new cases
>MANILA (Reuters) - The Philippines recorded three additional coronavirus deaths and 29 new cases, bringing the domestic tally of infections to 140, as authorities placed the entire capital Manila under “community quarantine” for about a month beginning Sunday.

>25% increase in cases
>muh humidity
>muh warm weather

>> No.17814760
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17814760

Short Tesla

>> No.17814762

>>17814757
KEK

>> No.17814765

>>17813536
but what if he tells her no and the stocks doesn't recover?

>> No.17814790

>>17812501
rollll

>> No.17814803

>>17814762
But wait, there's more!
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-malaysia-idUSKBN2120BE
>Malaysia reported 190 new cases of coronavirus on Sunday, most linked to a religious event at a mosque that was attended by more than 10,000 people from several countries.
>The new cases bring the total number of infections in the country to 428, the health ministry said in a statement.

>https://archive.is/q07J3
>Indonesia has reported about 83 new cases of infection since Friday, taking the total to 117, with five fatalities, after no reports of the deadly disease since the first week of March. Eight patients have been discharged from the hospital.

>> No.17814816

>>17812684
Source?

>> No.17814822

>>17814803
Christ. Are we going to have to test everyone forever?

>> No.17814840

>>17814822
Assuming that it reinfects, which means no immunity, and that it damages the lungs of those that recover, we might all be dead in a few years.

>> No.17814851

>>17814822
I have a feeling this won't stop until it kills everyone who has a compromised immune system and/or a vaccine

>> No.17814861

>>17812501
Ro

>> No.17814872

So, what are you buying in the dip?

Is Tesla worth it if it goes below $500?

>> No.17814907

>>17814840
Early test results from French labs suggest that you do get immunity after one-time infections. So its like chicken-pox

>> No.17814921

>>17814851
>I have a feeling
Thanks just sold everything

>> No.17814933

>>17814840
>>17814851
That could really lower the average lifespan in a big way. And harm quality of life.

>>17814907
So those people who got reinfected just never finished fighting off the infection?

Damn I guess I am going to need to become and amateur virologist like the rest of you. Could have saved/made a lot of money if I’d gotten into those earlier. Ah well.

>> No.17814939

>>17814907
We know for sure that it reinfects, so it might be a ratio, with some developing immunity and others not. But, it may also be temporary immunity.

>https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/coronavirus-immunity-reinfection-get-covid-19-twice-sick-spread-relapse-a9400691.html
>According to Li QinGyuan, director of pneumonia prevention and treatment at China Japan Friendship Hospital in Beijing, those who have been infected with Covid-19 develop a protective antibody - but it isn’t clear how long the protection lasts.
>"However, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long," Li told USAToday. "For many patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of relapse."
>“No one knows for sure, but most children likely develop at least short-term immunity to the specific coronavirus that causes Covid-19,” Dr Peter Jung, an assistant professor of pediatrics at the University of Texas Medical School at Houston told The Huffington Post. “But just as the flu can mutate, so could Covid-19, which would make an individual susceptible to reacquiring the infection.”

>> No.17814945

>>17814939
>However, according to Dr Stephen Gluckman, an infectious diseases physician at Penn Medicine and the medical director of Penn Global Medicine, who spoke to the outlet, it seems likely that having the disease once results in immunity in most individuals - as is seen with other coronaviruses.
Forgot this last line.

>> No.17814994

>>17814945
Regarding lung damage:
>https://www.sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards
>Out of 12 people in the group, two to three saw changes in their lung capacity.
>"Some patients might have around a drop of 20 to 30% in lung function" after full recovery, he said.
>Tsang added, however, that patients can do cardiovascular exercises, like swimming, the improve their lung capacity over time.

>While it's too early to establish long-term effects of the disease, scans of nine patients' lungs also "found patterns similar to frosted glass in all of them, suggesting there was organ damage," Tsang said, according to the Post.
>Current coronavirus patients' CT scans show "ground glass," a phenomenon in which fluid builds up in lungs and presents itself as white patches, as Business Insider's Aria Bendix has reported. The scans below, taken from one coronavirus patient at different points in time, show that the person's "ground glass" became more pronounced as their illness progressed.

>> No.17815002

>>17813867
BLACKED monday

>> No.17815025

>>17814700
BTC crashed to 8k in November lol

>> No.17815058

>>17814994
>>Out of 12 people in the group, two to three saw changes in their lung capacity.
>>"Some patients might have around a drop of 20 to 30% in lung function" after full recovery
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I BUY AND GODDAMNED MASKS!!!

THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!!

>> No.17815072

>>17814641
>>17814656
When stock prices rise with low volume it indicates genuine recovery (a continuation pattern), while manic buying (think pre-1929 market crash) is new highs being hit with high volume

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>>17813117
>>17814154
Looks like Japan finally started testing

>> No.17815098

>>17814872
Idk I feel like tesla is worth 300 bucks at most. But I don't think it'll dump that far

>> No.17815132

>>17812501
Rollo.

>> No.17815242
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17815242

Level 1 circuit breaker is guaranteed tomorrow. How likely are level 2 and 3 circuit breakers tomorrow?

>> No.17815254

Futures going limit down tomorrow night. Count on it

>> No.17815258

>>17814872
>>17815098

About 25% of all Tesla orders due for fulfillment last week didnt happen because so many staff were off. Next week it will probably be 75%.

I very much doubt Tesla will fulfil any UK orders from april onwards

>> No.17815273

>Global oil consumption is in free-fall, heading for the biggest annual contraction in history, as more countries introduce uprecedented measures to fight the coronavirus outbreak
>https://twitter.com/business/status/1239145273986777092

>SA flooding the market with oil
>demand going down

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17815293

I just looked to see if I could buy shares in Georgia Pacific which makes like... all the toilet paper. Guess what? The Koch Bros bought it a few years ago and it's now privately owned. CORONA VIRUS IS A KOCH BROTHERS PLOT TO SELL TOILET PAPER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17815347

>>17812804
UV would, right?

>> No.17815459

Will monday be a good time to buy in

>> No.17815485

>>17815273
Buying a few puts on Monday

>> No.17815530

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ycYGuI8SkU

>only one who doesnt buy are Deutsche

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>>17815072
Thanks it kinda makes sense but shouldn't high volume (many people buying) indicate that it's a genuine movement in price and with low volume it's more likely that it's manipulation?

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>>17815567
in other words:

High volume = something is actually going on with the company (people rushing to buy or sell due to news)

Low volume = just regular trading

or am i thinking wrong?

>> No.17815630

why must jannies torment us

>> No.17815652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8fSPr2gcKQ

>buffet saying it's just an imitation of 87

>> No.17815678

wheres the new bread

>> No.17815752

>>17815678
Got four loaves in my freezer senpai

>> No.17815758

>>17815652
>what the heck id going on?

>> No.17815765

>>17815760
>>17815760
>>17815760

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>>17815760
>>17815760
>>17815760
>>17815760
>>17815760

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>>17815652
they will interview him when he's 90 and he'll stumble over more and more words but in the end just say the same thing that he always does: "no-one can predict the market, not you, not me, no-one"