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Imagine being so FUCKING DUMB that you LONG anything during a GLOBAL crisis. Imagine being such a BRAINLET that have somehow MISSED the memo saying we'll all DIE.

1. There's NO vaccine for this shit
2. If you SURVIVE the first wave, you can DIE in the second wave (coronavirus will become as common as the flu although much deadlier)
3. Everyone
>SOROS
>TRUMP
>GATES
>CHINA MEN
>GOAT FUCKERS
>WARLORDS
is going to fall victim to the corona chan and there is literally NO ONE left to buy your STONKS or BEETCORN.

>> No.17811767

>>17811746
Imagine caring what other people do lol

>> No.17811769

>>17811746
Coronavirus is a military front for a giant pedo bust

>> No.17811777

>>17811746
jokes on you, I’m hiding in my basement ordering everything I need from lord bezos

>> No.17811797
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>>17811746
>imagine living in fear

>> No.17811809

imagine being so dumb to believe the elites arent taking advantage of this crisis to get your bitcoins cheap

>> No.17811878

>>17811746
Imagine all the people

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>>17811809
Oh, yeah, like the Wall Street angels Soros and Buffet need your heavy bags in the afterlife.

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17811948

why don't people ever look at the benefits of a catastrophe? There are only three options here
>the virus is actually deadly and ends up killing you- no point worrying about this if it happens it happens
>the virus wipes out a portion of the population causing your labor value to go up and property values to go down- read up on history, this happened already when the black plague killed a fraction of europeans
>its a nothing burger- enjoy the show and the aftermath of people sheepishly recovering from the hysteria, trying to figure out what to do with their thousands of roles of useless paper

>> No.17811961

>>17811746
Imagine having weak hands and not hodling. Oh wait, I don't need to imagine, I can just watch OP.

>> No.17811969
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>>17811948
this
if i invest all my money next week when we see what happens, what would happen? i either live broke into the new world order, or get rich with the new world order?

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17812170

>>17811969
The first rule of trading. Never risk a large proportion of your assets. Your DOWNSIDE is MUCH bigger than your UPSIDE. Are you seriously (really) thinking that the markets will recover and SURGE when everyone is in a lockdown. Laughing my ass out.

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>>17811746
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COINS
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COINS
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COINS
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU CAN'T HAVE MY COINS

>> No.17812247

OP is glowing

>> No.17813102

Invest in gold and silver.

>> No.17813115

Yes goy dont buy the dip