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I have 100 rolls of toilet paper. What do?

>> No.17810282

>>17810276
Auction it on ebay

>> No.17810286
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17810286

>>17810276
eat it

>> No.17810318

hold onto it as the new currency during the coronavirus fallout.

>> No.17810345

>>17810276
Wipe butt fren :D

>> No.17810425

Wait until Amazon has none. Then sell.

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17810653

'e brought ze toilet papar?
Release ze bidet

>> No.17810851

>>17810276
$10k a roll end of week

>> No.17812093

>>17810276
wipe your ass

>> No.17812117

>>17810425
amazons been out for several days dude

>> No.17813276

>>17810276
Mummify yourself.

>> No.17813287

>>17810276
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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>>17813287
>Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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>>17813287
That sounds pretty retarded anon.. i'm sure that somewhere some factories will keep making toilet paper for us until they find a vaccine..

>> No.17813405

>>17810276
>get coronavirus
>coof on and touch all of them
>give to family, friends, and any anon
>?????
>profit

>> No.17813415

build a throne of tp, sit on it, take a selfie, and then use as your tinder profile pic of course.

>> No.17813562

>>17810276
If I run out of toilet paper I am going directly to my nearest mart to shart.
Fuck panic buyers, the only reason people need to buy more toilet paper now is because it will be stockpiled by these fucking retards if they don't.

>> No.17813751

>>17810276

Shit Ticket (SHT) - The first ever TP backed crypto

Get your ticket to the Moon anons

We have officially released the first ever TP backed crypto currency.

With the rising costs and demand of toilet paper we decided to release the first backed ERC20 - Shit Ticket

The first batch of tokens have been minted. 12,750 SHT

These are premium 2 ply tickets. Total of 30 rolls, each with 425 tickets.

Each time we aquire more real toilet paper, we will mint more tokens. Up to a maximum of 1,275,000.

The existing 12,750 SHT are currently backed by real TP holdings.

Working on logistics for anyone wanting to claim their real TP for Shit Tickets.

Zero decimal places, because who wants to share a sheet.

Airdrops started

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And Telegram

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>> No.17813811

you're fine. in 100 days the virus will be over

>> No.17813838

Sell it locally, From your house.

>> No.17813851

>>17813287
1 roll a day for a person, Dude you're using way too much.

>> No.17813858

>>17810276
Sell for $1k a pop nohga, wtf you doing DESU SENPAI BAKA

>> No.17813870

>>17810276
WTB 1 BDK per roll