/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17799888]

Can we get a biz humour thread going?

[Anonymous No.17799914]

Dios mio those digits..The frog god requires humor

[Anonymous No.17799929]

>>17799914
I'm PROOOOOOOOOMING AHHHHHHH BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17799930]

>>17799888
kekked and chekked

[Anonymous No.17799979]

>>17799888
Checked
USA will become western Venezuela

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[Anonymous No.17800021]

>>17799888
SIR YES SIR

[Anonymous No.17800121]

>>17799979
soon

[Anonymous No.17800144]

>>17799888
checked

[Anonymous No.17800180]

>>17799888
Blessed digits

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[Anonymous No.17800322]

Here's one for the class of '17

[Anonymous No.17800361]

>>17800287
This is pretty good

[Anonymous No.17800404]

>>17800322
Based

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>>17800180

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>>17799888

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[Anonymous No.17800898]

humor u say

[Anonymous No.17801026]

>>17800144
keeeeeeeeeeeek

[Anonymous No.17801069]

A long time ago
There was a young kid.
He wandered the streets
And his name was Pajeet.

He really like eating
All kinds of good food.
His tummy would hurt...
Quick, boy! Find the loo!

Start searching he would
With no luck at first sight.
But boy was he good!
He finally realized.

THE NEARBY STREET!!!
IS A DESIGNATED ONE!!!
So he ran there slick,
Dropped the pants and splat.

There was just so much shit
Coming out of his ass.
Soggy pieces of feces
Made it up to his back.

And the boy just laid there
Fully wasted in crap.
Waved his hands in the air
Then inhaled what he shat.

[Anonymous No.17801116]

>oragle question
>insider here
>domp et
>1k eoy
>the fundamentals haven't changed
>the FUDers are just trying to buy it cheaper
>smart cities
>whales are accumulating
>It totally solves the crypto trilemma.
>SmugFrogFace.jpeg
>zoom out
>now zoom back in
>the next few seconds are critical for eth
>Another dip is coming, this isn't a bull market
>only invest money you can afford to lose
>millionaires are made atl
>The next 5 seconds is absolutely CRITICAL for Bitcoin
>you lose if you sell
>dollar cost averaging
>read the whitepaper, do your own research
>coins with strong fundamentals will survive the slaughter
>elliot rodger’s wave theory suggests that if bitcoin goes as low as 2k it will hit 130k next year
>banking the unbanked
>store of value
>liquidity pool
>we are approaching price fungibility
>accumulation phase
>mainnet coming soon
>china wakes up
>soros bought in
>big announcements coming soon
>dev is active in the slack
>going to bittrex soon
>roadmap soon
>logo redesign
>new blog post

[Anonymous No.17801133]

>whales are accumulating
>youve missed (top 3 coin), are you gonna miss (top 3 coin) (precious metal) too?!!
>is a smart contract that runs on the ethereum network
>vote here so it can be listed on yobit
>it's a good coin
>it's not a scam
>huge announcements coming
>read the whitepaper
>look at the roadmap
>it's not too late to buy
>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>big conference soon
>ui redesign coming soon
>marketing isn't a priority right now
>it's going to be added to Bittrex soon
>accumulate during the dip
>whales are manipulating the price
>just HODL
>uninstall your blockfolio and come back in x years
>netflix on the blockchain
>it will moon from 4$ to 25$ next month
>it brings X to the blockchain
>the premine will be used to fund development
>its a fork of X
>it scales better than X
>partnered with Microsoft
>solid dev team
>its under $1
>it's backed by X
>it's built upon the X platform
>it's gone up by X% in the past 24 hours
>big announcement in X days
>it will revolutionize the X industry
>it's still not on any of the major exchanges
>it's like exactly like X but better>x by the end of week, screen cap this

[Anonymous No.17801150]

well you know what they say

Cum and go
Drip and dip
Nail and bail
Nut then strut
Plow and ciao
Suck and duck
Skeet and yeet
Hit it and quit it
Ram and scram
Screw and shoo
Shoot and scoot
Squirt and revert
Smash and dash
Skeet and retreat
Rape and escape
Hump then dump
Kiss then dismiss
Finger don't linger
Cuddle then scuttle
Breed then proceed
Get laid then evade
Jack of then back off
Ejaculate and evacuate
Go down and skip town
Impregnate and immigrate
Tear her apart then depart
Bust a nut then leave the hut
Fuck her ass then hit the gas
Suck her toes then say adios
Fill her hole then take a stroll
Shoot the Jizz then out you is
Spray DNA and refuse to stay
Smash mouth and dash south
Give her cock then run a block
Make a baby and run like crazy
Smash her rear then disappear
Hit the spot then ditch the thot
Blow your load and hit the road
Shoot the glaze then run aways
Shoot your goo and say "adieu"
Give her meat then hit the street
Shoot your shit then fucking split
Get some brain then ride the train
Paint her face and leave the place
Give her the dick and get out quick
Fill the crack and never come back
Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
Rock her box then change the locks
Insert your cock then promptly walk
Make her your play mate and vacate
Slide in your meat then hit the street
Fertilize her seed then need for speed
Empty your sack and don't come back
Cum on her back then get on the track
Fuck her fast then leave her in the past
Get insider her gown then get out of town
Prove you ain't gay then run the fuck away
Please your monkey and leave the country
Take her virginity then change your vicinity
Give it to the lad then make like a black dad
Prompt her wetting then change your setting
Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
Upload your generic information then appear in a different nation
Preform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location
Put yourself inside her a fair amount then change your physical whereabouts

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