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>> No.17799816

First for fuck niggers and FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17799822

Don't trust his lies.

>> No.17799824

How many deaths within the next 2 months in the USA?

All of my normie family members and friends are still going about their live, clubbing, bar hopping, going to the gym. Doesn't seem like people are taking this that seriously yet.

>> No.17799826

Dow 18K by next Friday

>> No.17799838

>>17799800
ATTN ANONS OF CHAN
YOU ARE BEING RAIDED BY THOSE WHO WISH TO CAUSE CHAOS AND BRING DOWN THE FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BY STOKING FEAR AND PANIC ASK YOURSELVES WHO BENEFITS MOSTLY FROM THE ECONOMY CRASHING. REALLY? THIS MANY ANONS ALL OF A SUDDEN A SO FEARFUL OF THEIR LIVES? ASK YOURSELF HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU MET THAT HAVE CORONA? ASK YOURSELVES. BE LOGICAL. THIS SITE HAS BEEN TARGETED IN 2016 AFTER THE ESTABLISHMENT GOT BROKEN. THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY HAVE CONTROL AGAIN. NEVER LET A GOOD TRAGEDY GO TO WASTE. THE NEWS MEDIA CARES ONLY ABOUT RATINGS, FEAR SELLS, ASK YOURSELVES IS THIS LOGICAL, BOOMER DOOMERS FORETOLD THE WORLD ENDING HOW MANY TIMES SINCE 2000? FUCK YOU SHILLS YOU CANT WIN KEEP SHILLING I EAT IT ALL UP SHORT THE FUCKING MARKETS THEN AND GET RICH

>> No.17799845

>The administration is also negotiating a stimulus package deal with Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to help blunt the economic impacts of the virus.

When will this stimulus get priced in?

>> No.17799848

>>17799838
Take your pills, sweetie.

>> No.17799855

>>17799824
HERE WE GO SHILL WHO DO YOU WORK FOR COINTEL CTR FUCKING NIGGER AI FUCKING BITCH>>17799848
>>17799822

>> No.17799859

>>17799845
Next week.

>> No.17799862
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>>17799838

>> No.17799864

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/14/spain-government-set-to-order-nationwide-coronavirus-lockdown

Spain government set to order nationwide coronavirus lockdown

>> No.17799871

>>17799855
Based

>> No.17799896
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>>17799855

>> No.17799897
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>>17799826
You had your chance to buy all the cheap stocks this week, yet you squandered it. We'll be back to 28000 by April.

>> No.17799902

>>17799838
>t. boomer in denial
go drink some orange juice

>> No.17799907
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>Repostan
>>17799750
I just found I can make a IBKR account for Mexico, which one should I stick while learning how to invest?
Also I make little more than 800 dollars per month, should I even bother or first I need to make more money?

>> No.17799927

>>17799897
You are smoking rocks.

>> No.17799932

>>17799838
Yeah they just close down schools and events and pro sports seasons for no reason all the time

>> No.17799938

>>17799826
I am thinking 18,000 will happen too but don't you think it will take longer? We've got Trump fans would still don't realize the repo market has been on life support since before the virus hit they are going to hold and slowly get destroyed during the virus peak in two weeks, then get destroyed further after businesses start imploding and banks need bailouts in the Summer

>> No.17799949

>>17799932
SOCIAL ENGINEERING
AGE OF SOCIAL MEDIA, THE MACHINE SAYS, WE DO. HERD MENTALITY IS EASY TO PREDICT THEREFORE EASY TO SWAY. ARE YOU FUCKING NEW?>

>> No.17799969

>>17799949
You are new here.
Explain the repo market if you are not

>> No.17799970

Buy ONTX

>> No.17799977

>>17799932
PEOPLE ARE MOSTLY LIKE THIS FELLOW, THEY ONLY SEE THE REACTION BUT NOT THE CAUSE
THE WORLD IS X-Y-Z YOU ARE ONLY LOOKING AND REACTING TO THE Z

>> No.17799981
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>mfw SPY hits 230 on Monday morning

>> No.17799986
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17799986

checkem

>> No.17799987
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>>17799949
You left you caps lock on

>> No.17799989

>>17799949
> guy who is swayed by elementary level /pol/ memes accuses macro economic nerds of being brainwashed
/biz/ is going to die before it can even live, sad

>> No.17799996
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>>17799826
Rollin.
>Goy! Markets down! EMERGENCY! Make a search engine website and print more money we don't have!

>> No.17799999

>>17799838
>People not being scared of global financial crisis

>> No.17800002

>>17799989
don't worry, once Trump loses in November, these people will go away

>> No.17800007
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>>17799977
You glow, brah.

>> No.17800009

>>17799969
FED GIVES BANKS MONEY TO LOAN BECAUSE BOOMERS TAKING ALL THEIR HARD EARNED LIQUIDITY OUT EN MASSE TO PUT IN THEIR PILLOWS, BANKS PAY BACK LOANS AT AGREED DATE ANYTHING ELSE CHAD?

>> No.17800013
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>>17799949
No, it's just MAGA boomers from /pol/ who are complete happeningfags literally every single other time having missed the one actual happening in their lifetime because their geriatric boomer of choice is in office

If the geriatric boomer with the vagina were in office instead you denialfags would be predicting 7 billion dead and a new stone age instead

This is your brain on boomer sportsball red team/blue team politics

>> No.17800016

>MSFT 105p 3/27

Am I fucked y/n

>> No.17800024

>>17799838
>NOOOOOO MY PENSIONS
You can't deceive me, boomer. You'll rot in the streets EoY.

>> No.17800028

What's going to happen on monday? Are bears gonna get btfo again?

>> No.17800033

>>17799989
OK TIMMY TELL ME WHY YOU FUCKING MACRO ECONOMIGDET WHY YOUR HERE DOOM POSTING TO FAP WHILE ALL THE BANKERS ON BLOOMBERG WHO ARE ACTUALLY SMART UNLIKE US, ARE NOT? IF THE END WAS NIGH ID THINK THEY WOULD BE A BIT MORE UPSET LIKE YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING DILATE

>> No.17800038

>>17800028
I would be gratified if it dumped but my puts are out in June, i'm not in a rush

>> No.17800039

>>17800009
why are you streaming anon

>> No.17800078

>>17800002
Don't you have a dilation appointment with your leftypol buddies?
>pretending that r/politics and leftypol were ever more than 5% of this board
lol

>> No.17800087
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thoughts on wirecard?

>> No.17800090

>>17800013
ZOMG IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME YOUR IN DENIAL ABOUT .01-.02 DEATH RATE VIRUS
HEY FAGGOT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW THAT HAVE CORONA ILL WAIT
HOW MANY PEOPLE WITH CANCER
HOW MANY DIED FROM DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS
HALF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY DIED FROM THE LATTER 2, NOBODY FROM THE 1ST. ITS CALLED LOGIC YOU FUCKING COINTELL CHINESE NIGGER, NEXT PLEASE

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>>17800039
>>17800009
i meant screaming

>> No.17800108
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I can't wait for the boomer culling to reach full mast, bros

>> No.17800112

>>17800002
Thank Christ. This board has a lot of potential. Takes all my strength not to try to educate these morons. I will start gassing them up instead

>>17800009
That's right Anon! You truly get what is going on

>> No.17800126

>>17799999
Based pentas

>> No.17800145
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>>17800112
>try to educate
lol You're not half as clever as you think you are, redditor.

>> No.17800147
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>>17800090
this guy is proof we're not at the bottom

retarded trump boomers still think the Great Boomer Remover is the sniffles

how many people do you know have diabetus? high blood pressure? heart disease? asthma? he majority of Amerifats have at least one of those

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Brother can you spare some TP?

>> No.17800159

Retard here, why is trading on margin even allowed? Seems to me like gambling with borrowed money is the pinnacle of fiscal irresponsibility, yet it's considered a normal and even encouraged part of doing business of wall street?

>> No.17800164
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>>17800145
tbqh

>> No.17800165

will pence announce trump's infection at noon?

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Feel like going in on GUSH when stocks crash next week

>> No.17800181
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>>17800090
You missed it faggot WEW

Literally fat 60 IQ Australian bogans who bought 500 rolls of toilet paper WEEKS after it was obvious this was gonna be big are smarter and more redpilled than you

You put your trust in the fat retard and boomer-overrun nu-/pol/ and now you are a

>NOMASK
>NOBEAN
>NOWIPE

faggot and the best you can hope for is to find a muddy stick to dig the shit out of your ass with while your starving ass lays in the street with blood coming out of your nose and mouth

>> No.17800188

>>17799970
I did, when’s it going up?

>> No.17800190

>>17800147
That's exactly why they are afraid. Corona has proved to be highly lethal in patients with chronic conditions.

>> No.17800198

>>17800147
Chinese center
theres a reliable source
I get it now, zoomer black pilled retards w 0 life experience pray to corona gods they will kill le boomers off, ok cool brah im with you boomers are stealing my ss (millennial) but tbqh zoomers are spastic fucking retarded shallow niggers that like mumble rap and Xanax, desu your gen wont even make it

>> No.17800199

>>17800016
Hard to say, Bill Gates stepped down today so that should be some additional bear momentum.

>> No.17800207
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>>17800159
money isn't real anyway. so extra fake money is perfectly fine. ETFs even do derivatives of derivatives

>> No.17800214

>>17800181
ok cool post you said some things you probably laughed with your cat but it didn't really mean much go watch dragon ball z

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>>17800198
>china is underreporting deaths
>china's mortality figures are too high
literally only one of these can be true at the same time, retard

>> No.17800230

>>17800016
yeah that was pretty bold

>> No.17800235

>>17800159
>people shouldn't be allowed to take risks
>that'd be gambling buzzword

>> No.17800243

>>17800188
starts it's way to .55 monday, be sure to sell ahead of earnings on 3/27 then buy back in after it goes back to .3 for the fda approval moon mission.

>> No.17800258

CTR ZOOMERS KEEP CALLING ME A BOOMER BECAUSE IM SHITTING UP THEIR OPERATIONS, THEY CAME FROM LEFTY POL THATS WHY THEY CALL ME NUPOL SO OBVIOUS THESE LITTLE TRANNIES ALL OF YOUR REPLIES ARE LITERAL PROOF WHAT I SAY IS TRUE RETARDS

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>>17800229
>IMPLYING CHINA CANT LIE ABOUT MORE THAN 1 THING

>> No.17800284

>>17800235
>people shouldn't be allowed to take risks with other people's money
Yes

>> No.17800288

>>17800147
Based Boomer Remover

>> No.17800292
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>>17799800
>Poke it and see what happens edition
>Popular brokers:
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
>Stock market words:
>https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)
>Risk management:
>https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)
>Live Bloomberg stream:
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/
>Free chart:
>http://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com/
>screeners:
>https://finviz.com/ (embed)
>https://www.tradingview.com/screener
>https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
>https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
>https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
>https://fintel.io/
>Misc:
>https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
>>>17796159

>> No.17800294

>>17800159
Margin trading promotes reckless trading. It's in the market makers' best interests to strip you away from your money to keep the market rolling (the so-called dumb money).

Just remember. When you are trading, you are not alone. You are competing against others while keeping yourself hidden from the big predators.

>> No.17800296

>>17800013
Based

>> No.17800302

>>17800243
Sounds good, I will do so.

>> No.17800309

>>17800229
No, there's another variable: confirmed cases. You are the brainlet.

>> No.17800311

>>17800145
Is /biz/ going to be retarded on weekends when the day traders are sleeping? I guess so

>> No.17800327

in 2 months everyone will realize the denominator was wrong in the mortality rate. so fucking obvious, buy while you can

>> No.17800328

>>17799800
ANYBODY HERE NOT TALKING ABOUT MONEY AND TALKING ABOUT LECORONA CHAN IS OBVIOUSLY CTR SHILL TO CAUSE PANIC SWAY OPINION AND DRIVE NARRATIVES. THIS BOARD ISNT ABOUT POLITICS ITS ABOUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY.

>> No.17800332

>>17799970
I don’t see the gains in this stock. It looks absolutely dead if you can explain why it’s gonna go up i might but i don’t see it.

>> No.17800339

>>17800147
I voted for Trump and pushed him hard. Now I can't wait for him to lose.

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>>17799981
I cannot wait. I seriously hope you guys loaded up on SPY puts during the huge pump.

>> No.17800342

@17800258
imagine thinking this isnt bait

>> No.17800345

>>17800328
how do i get a job as a shill?

>> No.17800346

>>17800328
T. Overconfidence

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@17800258
imagine thinking this isnt bait

>> No.17800366

>>17800340
IM HODL FOR THE WEEKEND SQQQ 27 CALL

>> No.17800367

>>17800328
>t. fed

>> No.17800375

>>17800284
>other peoples' money
It's borrowed. Has to be paid back.

>> No.17800387

First corona death in NY

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>he has at least 17 variants of basedjack saved on his computer

>> No.17800406

>>17800346
the economy is fundamentally strong there are no glaring bubbles like 08. you are an idiot. opec and Russia are a bigger problem than corona you idiot

>> No.17800418

>>17800332
rigosertib has been in development for decades and is fast tracked for approval by the fda as an orphan drug because there is no drug for high risk MDS. TA is pointless on ONTX; fda approval is the only thing that matters

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@17800393
he has at least 17 variants of basedjack saved on his computer

>> No.17800426

>>17800367
that makes sense. the federal government?
right. the left wing deepstate somehow goes to chan to NOT stoke fear and discontent. ok are you new?
fed reserve? wtf sense does that make>? what are you talking about you fuck

>> No.17800430

>>17799981
I think we’ll crab until wed probably but yeah we’re gonna kiss 200 before we sensually nibble on the nipple of 280

>> No.17800436

>>17800345
so whos paying me to not stoke fear and division? is trump paying me directly? oh maybe its the jews im getting payed by jews is it? please explain

>> No.17800444

>>17800418
From what I read they’re on the final step of the process. Their earnings will be low obviously, so that’s why you say to sell before that, but then buy after when it goes down as the next news will be they are approved by the FDA. Is this correct?

>> No.17800447

>>17800426
>t. found out fed

>> No.17800454
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>Orphan drugs

>> No.17800456

Ummm guys you do know that this shit will eventually find it's way to the trading floors. NYC is dense af.

>> No.17800465
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>>17800436
Illuminazi Freimasons

>> No.17800467

>>17800447
doesn't even make sense.

>> No.17800468
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>>17800145
MIGA

>> No.17800492

>>17800456
nyse trading floors are mostly for show and tradition. it doesn't matter.

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Stop paying taxes and shoot anyone who comes to collect.

>> No.17800503

>>17800467
>t. fed in denial

>> No.17800508
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>>17800468
race identity politics. the lowest form of politics. often used to define the left of the political spectrum

>> No.17800525

>>17800444
Yes. Honestly if you get in the low .30s just holding isn't a bad strategy, but I will definitely be swinging it ahead of earnings. The next big announcement will be readout of INSPIRE trial. Price will rise then because FDA approval will get priced in immediately.

>> No.17800534

>>17800508
i remember being a dorm party and Okafor came by and asked us to be quiet because he was studying.

>> No.17800541

>>17800503
im in denial about being a fed. my mission is to downplay the virus in order to not panic the markets, cause chaos, sow division. mkay. I must be new, how does that benefit the feds in any way? the feds intention in reality is to grow bigger. to control more. the way you do this is by making it seem as if you NEED the fed to save you from big scary virus. you are truly a fucking moron

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>>17800145
lol

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>>17800456

>> No.17800572

we're going into a commodities market soon. recession ahead as prices plummet, liquidity dries up and goods prices go up.
when people say gold they mean GLD or actually the element? cause I know some mining companies tank even if price of gold goes up.
Shit writing's onthe wall with the Repo market

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>he isn’t all in on puts
ngmi

>> No.17800577

>>17800534
I grew up in the same town as Okafor’s cousin. It sounds silly, like my dad works at Nintendo, but it’s true. His mom was straight up African btw, accent, dress, super weird. The guy was alright though, we were in yearbook staff together.

>> No.17800580

conference starting any moment

>> No.17800593

>>17800541
>t. exasperated fed

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>>17800554

>> No.17800597

what type of online skill sets will be most useful in a post-economic collapse?

>> No.17800605
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>>17800508
Imagine thinking race doesn't affect politics. From who pays taxes.to policies can be tracked along racial groups. Go debate some niggers why it's irresponsible to do over half the crime. The funny thing is you thinking somebody must be a kike lefty is they reject kike neocons all the while you defend those playing both sides. Somehow it's completely out of your retard realm that third options exist. Are you one of the /ptg/ boomers?

>> No.17800606

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdZY2XPIXdM
>that fucking cap
lmao

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>>17800597
shitposting

>> No.17800619

>>17800597
Cock sucking

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>>17800327
will it also change the fact businesses were closed for weeks?

>> No.17800627

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdZY2XPIXdM
Live speech

>> No.17800631

>>17800597
Social engineering scam-artistry

>> No.17800634

>>17800606
comfy af, reminds me of my gramps

>> No.17800637

>/smg/ becomes /pol/ for the weekends

>> No.17800642

>>17799845
>stimulus package
what will it be?
cash for clunkers?
obama phones?
free weekends at Trump resorts in China?

>> No.17800648
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17800648

Chicago today.

Americans don’t appear to be taking this seriously.

>> No.17800650

>>17800637
You cannot separate the worlds of American investiture and Judaic influence.

>> No.17800653

>we'll do one five times a day

>> No.17800662

>>17800593
>t.low iq low energy bait

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>>17800637

>> No.17800676

fucking name dropping again, mentioning the pump.
This guys at it again.

>> No.17800680

>>17800605
you are a racist is why you define politics by race and life.
please define neo-conservative
ill wait

>> No.17800683

>>17800624
omg not weeks! the stupidity of this post is impressive. i'd explain how the market evaluates timeframes but it'd be lost on you.

>> No.17800684

>>17800662
>t. fed ran out of things to say
kek

>> No.17800697

>>17800683
the irony

>> No.17800698

>>17800648
most aren't. only the ctr fags in chans and on the news media do, and twatter

>> No.17800706

>>17800674
>hurr look mom i posted it again im so funny and quirky lmao
Kill yourself, nigger.

>> No.17800712

>he’s a shut-in happooner
You will never get laid in your entire life.

>> No.17800714

>>17800684
but at least I actually had things to say unlike your low energy bait (you)

>> No.17800725

>>17800650
>>17800674
Why do you retards keep on doing this? It's boring and played out

>> No.17800736

>>17800680
Imagine believing that race isn't important to selecting politicians and having politics. You are aligned to the politics that best encapsulates the various cognitive factors that allowed surival of your race in their given environment, because your subconscious analyses those practices and comes back to tell the conscious mind that this would net the best result based on evolved variable bias.

>> No.17800739

>>17800648
Kek bye bye Chicago
It was nice knowing you

>> No.17800740

>>17800525
Heh, I've got 12,364 shares. Got my sell order in place good for 60 days as well. Just waiting for the glorious news. I'm not to greedy. Got it set at 1.2 a pop. The avg is 1.5 - 2.0. Still that's over 14,800 I'd walk away with.

>> No.17800751

>continuously checks charts and none of them are updating
>realizes it’s Saturday
I should use a calendar

>> No.17800758

>>17800736
I think values are more important than race.

>> No.17800764

>>17800758
only white people think that way

>> No.17800767

>>17800648
I don't understand, do these bars normally have a line at 8 in the morning? Why would Coronavirus make people go earlier in the day?

>> No.17800770

>>17800706
>>17800714
>>17800725
get angry more, you moody bitches

>> No.17800772

trump's not in good shape

>> No.17800775
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17800775

Breaking
Bill trap confirmed. Bugging in, bros.

>> No.17800776

>>17800758
every other race except white people thinks differnetly though. They all vote as blocks

>> No.17800785

>>17800740
Based, I have 25k shares and will add more if it goes down

>> No.17800786

>>17800767
the guy in the full green jumpsuit walking in should give you a clue

>> No.17800790

>>17800758
and values stem from people, in which can be described as race, you dense fuck

>>17800764
this. white people are thick as fuck. Complete dodo birds walking.

>> No.17800798

Is ibio and ttoo worth jumping into?

>> No.17800799

>>17800764
I think Kanye west and candace owens agree with me and they are black so what you say is a really sad opinion but I cant help you

>> No.17800809

>>17800767
yes

>> No.17800819

>>17800758
Values comes FROM race.
Different environments select for different behavioural patterns that allow for greatest success over those that don't have said behavioural patterns. You will then have evolved different value systems.

>> No.17800825

>>17800775
drumpf just confirmed it

>> No.17800832

>>17800496
is this by the SMBC guy

>> No.17800833

>maybe people shouldn't be shaking hands for the long term
what a fucking faggot
there's nothing manlier than shaking hands

>> No.17800839
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17800839

What is up with this guy?

>> No.17800841

>>17800786
>Going to a bar at 8 in the morning three days before St. Patrick's Day

>> No.17800842
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17800842

CUT THE RATES
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17800850

>>17800770
>look mom i trolled some idiots on the internet please give me attention moooooom stop fucking jamal and put attention to meeeeee

>> No.17800853
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17800853

>>17800764
You give me brainlet vibes

>> No.17800854

>>17800819
values are imprinted into our dna as is race and you are correct but values follow a curve over time and change due to outside factors and environment, experience ect. they aren't static

>> No.17800863

>>17800637
This fucking sucks

>> No.17800865

>ywn have a personalized mesh USA hat with your last name on the back

>> No.17800888

>>17800839
LOUD NOISES

>> No.17800889

>>17800790
My first reaction to whites being called thick as fuck was anger. But the statement dodo birds walking....Well that's not wrong. There has been this bypass of inate racial in group preference by culture that hasn't effected non whites, where we just...let our guard down, almost like we are used to not having predators and are like the dodo bird.

How would you wake whites up from this slumber?

>> No.17800892

He fucking destroyed JPOW
rate cuts incoming
domestic travel bans
rip

>> No.17800911
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17800911

>>17800775
Trump infected. 'Pray the gay away' Pence lined up

>> No.17800920

>>17800841
parade starts at noon today, people go to bars where the parade will pass by. it's extremely common all over the country.

>>17800853
you're incapable of critical thought. do you ever question why you're unsuccessful?

>> No.17800927

>>17799824
6 gorillion

>> No.17800941

USA virus site details tomorrow at 5pm.

Stocks up or down?

>> No.17800943

>>17800790
why are you in this thread, you don't like white people and havnt posted anything related to the economy, its obvious why your here. activist. get a job

>> No.17800945

>>17799800
Options trading on margin is literally counteracting the natural drop in my shares from this bear market. Feels amazing until I lose it all, man.

>> No.17800948
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17800948

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3551767

“High temperature and high relative humidity significantly reduce the transmission of COVID-19, respectively, even after controlling for population density and GDP per capita of cities. […] This result is consistent with the fact that the high temperature and high humidity significantly reduce the transmission of influenza. It indicates that the arrival of summer and rainy season in the northern hemisphere can effectively reduce the transmission of the COVID-19.”

>> No.17800950
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17800950

>>17800911

>> No.17800959

>>17800920
they cancelled the parade in Chicago but people are still going to party

>> No.17800962

>>17800911
>'Pray the gay away' Pence
L O L
O L L
L L O
L O L

>> No.17800965

>>17800842
Powell should triple the rate just to fuck with Trump

>> No.17800969

>>17800785
Yeah I'm gonna add more as well. Make it an even 12,400.

>> No.17800972

>>17800941
>te details tomorrow at 5pm.
>
>Stocks up or down?

The details are "It may exist at sometime in the future"

>> No.17800976

>>17800850
>complain about shit
>do it again
try being more original you fucking whore> I bet you're american lol Only amerimutts this deranged and pathetic

>> No.17800978

>>17800962
tranny detected

>> No.17800982

>>17800772
he looks better than his past briefings

>> No.17800987

>>17800965
would definitely be the most based course of action

>> No.17800989

>>17800943
>you have to like white people
lmao

>> No.17800995

>>17800758
>>17800764
It also depends greatly on community. My dad definitely didn’t like “niggers” but in our neighborhood we had black neighbors that he was friends with and they would help each other out with manual labor tasks and whatnot. Places where it’s mostly black or not a strong sense of community other than race, it’s far different and only about skin color.

>> No.17800998
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>bugmen are physiologically incapable of going a single day without buying $7 IPAs and sharing movie quotes at bars, even during a pandemic
I just realized why they're called bugmen

>> No.17801000

>>17800948
reminder

Turning up the heat, using a humidifier would stop the spread in public places. The solution was right under everyone's noses and too stupid to touch the thermostat.

>> No.17801002

>>17800978
>>17800987
Wtf so many CCP spies in my /biz/

GTFO, glowieni99as!

>> No.17801005
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>>17800989
keep going. you will reap what you sow.

>> No.17801008

>travel to uk suspended

>> No.17801018

>>17800972
Do you have confidence in them, is what i was asking

>> No.17801032

>>17801018
In this administration? No, not at all.

>> No.17801035

>>17800995
black people don't like niggers either. a nigger is more of a social construct. definitions change over time.

>> No.17801040

>Taco Bell switching to drive-thru only
Very bullish for YUM

>> No.17801058

We are going up on Monday. No good news but we are still reeling normie bears in.

>> No.17801070

Rough observations of outbreaks of COVID-19 outside China show a noteworthy
phenomenon. In the early dates of the outbreak, countries with relatively lower air
temperature and lower humidity (e.g. Korea, Japan and Iran) see severe outbreaks than
warmer and more humid countries (e.g. Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand) do.
Considering the natural log of the average number of cases per day from February 8 to
29 as a rough measure of the severity of the COVID-19 outbreaks3
, in Figure 1, we
show that the severity is negatively related to temperature and relative humidity using
14 countries with more than 20 new cases during this period.4

>> No.17801074

>>17801005
You are such a baby-tier faggot. I was browsing this site back then and everything you say i have seen already. You just sound like a fragile bitch. Toughen up, no one owes white people anything.

>> No.17801086

>>17801018
>>17801032
the economy is healthy. the markets over react to bad news. I cant imagine a scenario in which the administration could prevent china from disrupting supply chains. short recession, booms by end of summer depending on opec

>> No.17801092

>>17800948
>>17801070
>shit countries that cannot test have low infection rates

>>17800982
he was barely able to speak

>> No.17801093

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

UNLESS YOU HAVE A TARGET STORE IN YOUR AREA YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

DAD CAME TO WORK IN A BASEBALL CAP TO TELL US 50 AMERICANS ARE ALREADY DEAD

OUR STOCKS ARE DEAD OUR GRANDPARENTS ARE DEAD AND UNLESS YOU CONSUMERS GO TO OUR FABULOUS RETAILERS RIGHT NOW AND SUPPORT OUR PROUD CRUISE INDUSTRY, YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD.

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17801094

>>17799800
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
so monday will be green?

how often is this thing not correct??

>> No.17801095

>>17801070
do you have a source?

>> No.17801108
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17801108

This should be a fun time when they give the results

>> No.17801113

>>17801008
+1
Underrated post

>>17801040
+1

>>17801074
Xi the Pooh, pls go back to Tiananmn Sq kthxbye

>> No.17801115

>>17801095
already posted in the thread smoothie

>> No.17801119

>17800976
Your kind isn't welcome here. Nobody likes you. Your posts are trash. Nobody will ever love you. Fuck off and die in the garbage where you belong.

>> No.17801122

>>17801108
They'll never say he's positive even if he is.

>> No.17801124
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17801124

>>17801040
>going inside a fast food restaurant
lmao who does this? the second you step inside some bugman you knew from high school will be mid-fry when your eyes lock and his mouth opens 2 feet as he jumps over the table to show you the Rickon Morty sauce he got in his happy meal

>> No.17801125

>>17801074
nobody owes black people anything. you need to toughrn up and stop relying on hatred of skin color as a crutch to get you through life. the real issue is your self hatred , probably abused as a child so you project through life. good luck fagg

>> No.17801135

>>17801115
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3551767
this? wont make an account for this.

>> No.17801140

>>17801093
fuck off reddit tranny

>> No.17801142

>>17801122
>dubs of truth
Bigly.

>> No.17801144

>>17801094
Shit's closed so we don't see anything, but all the news are insanely anti bullish so we will be super bullish on Monday.

>> No.17801147

>>17801094
They're closed dumb ass.

>> No.17801149

>>17801124
yes this happens all the time

>> No.17801151

>>17799800
Wait bros i used the option calculator and it said my 9/18 GUSH calls were only going to make me 80k??? I'm supposed to be a millionare??? Wtf bros

Millionaire by September

>> No.17801152

>>17801135
does it look like I have a spoon of food for a little baby?

>> No.17801156

>>17801108
Trump tests positive but is immune. His blood will be synthesized and distributed, probably rectally, to all Americans

>> No.17801157

Shit. Why didn't I buy TMO and SQQQ end of the day yesterday?

>>17801108
>they would dare announce negative results
oi
you 'avin a giggle?

>>17801000
>stop
reduce
which is still important... but i'd rather people just stay home for a couple weeks damn is that so hard? Just don't go to your conferences and music festivals for a while, it's not that hard... and work from home if you can.

>> No.17801160

>>17801124
>some bugman you knew from high school will be mid-fry when your eyes lock and his mouth opens 2 feet as he jumps over the table to show you the Rickon Morty sauce he got in his happy meal

You know that dude was a known /pol/lack fucking around right? He fucked with Shia Labeouf's 'he will not divide us' stuff too

>> No.17801162

>>17799981
turning gifs into webms should be illegal

>> No.17801165

>>17801094
holy shit neck yourself

>> No.17801168

>>17800758
Then you are a dumb fuck regard to think that isn't tired along racial lines and in group preferences. Go throat your based niggers and trannies,

>> No.17801179
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>>17800889

Whites didn't have to grow up in a country that hates them, in poor drug/gang/crime infested ghettos (all of which was commited by their own race) or a culture that calls them sellouts/Uncle Tom's just for wanting to educate themselves/work hard so they can leave the ghetto and improve their lot in life.

Being White is unironically living life on EZ MODE so we're a bit naive and sheltered but dodo birds?

If all the Whites in this country disappeared tomorrow, it would be Africa 2.0 in a matter of weeks.

>> No.17801197

>>17800013
Extremely low IQ post, buying puts against this.

>> No.17801201

>>17801162
+1

>>17801157
>oi
>you 'avin a giggle?
Oi, u stuck in the bloody UK, m8? U smoochin’ the Queen, ya? U bloody wanka, m8, step off and

>MINd

>THe

>gAP

>> No.17801209

God damn it
why are people talking about their ethnicity and and values and shit in my GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING STOCK MARKET THREAD

Steve Mnuchin is talking. Shut up.

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17801216

>>17801144
>>17801147
>>17801165

>> No.17801225

>>17801157
You can turn up the heat easily and it would have a big effect for cheap. 10 degrees would be noticable change in R0

>> No.17801229

Mirin grey sweater chad

>> No.17801231
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17801231

what a time to be alive.

>> No.17801235

>>17801092
>>17800948
Singapore, Australia, Thailand, malaysia for countries in the high end in temp in the analysis. Almost certainly these countries are underreporting or not testing. I also don't trust chink numbers for the chinese data
wait for more countries to start posting number before we can extrapolate

>> No.17801236

>>17801209
Stock Markets are inherently racist

>> No.17801237

>>17801125
>nobody owes black people anything. you need to toughrn up and stop relying on hatred of skin color as a crutch to get you through life. the real issue is your self hatred , probably abused as a child so you project through life. good luck fagg
Why are you pulling out of your arse, you schizo fuck lol Who mentioned the garbage you just said? You're brain is fried fucking hell mutt

>> No.17801246

>>17801216
its ok anon youll learn and get to call other new people retards

>> No.17801248
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17801248

What the fuck is Mike Pence wearing? Very bearish

>> No.17801256
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ITS RED BROS!

>> No.17801262
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17801262

>>17801231
why didn't anyone tell me following politics would be this hilarious

>> No.17801263

>>17801231
Trump is short. But who knows when the drop will come.

>> No.17801264

>>17801248
a suit?

>> No.17801271

>>17801235
Thailand had the #1 visitors from wuhan

You can't under report if your country would be 50% infected by now with exponential spread. The only explanation is lower R0

>> No.17801272

>>17801248
Funeral outfit.

>> No.17801274

>>17801248
The tie is bearish but the khakis are bullish

End result, we still crabbing

>> No.17801275

>>17801248
Only fags iron their pants

>> No.17801276

>>17801248
And you wear what a Steve Jobs outfit?
Black turtleneck and black eyeliner?

>>17801236
based and redpilled

>>17801229
Uhhhh you mean Romano giggolo?

>> No.17801277

>>17801248
>pants not ironed
Sell everything.

>> No.17801281
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17801281

This isnt /pol/ i live there enough as it is. Can we get back to smg?

What do people think about oil stocks like continental and devon? Good bargain stocks?

>> No.17801293

Will the DoW dump on opening or randomly pump like friday?

>> No.17801298

>>17801262
dems act like "ahaha finally this, THIS is what will get Trump supporters to switch sides! YESSS HAHAHA!" but honestly? it just makes me want to vote for him more in 2020.

>> No.17801299
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>>17801248
reminds me of the shit tier yellow with brown stripe taffy

>> No.17801300

>>17801231
I wonder what kind of deal he got with the Jews to let him pull this off. It's obvious he's desperate for increasing his popularity for the elections.

>> No.17801302

>>17801281

Not until the price war ends. Also be in for the long term because their quarterlies are going to be shit for a while.

>> No.17801303

>>17801248
hes hedging against his jacket with those shorts

>> No.17801309

>>17801281
Oil is black so are niggers, Sell

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>>17801256
Fuck me i should have shorted

>> No.17801313

>>17801293
friday is the new monday and monday is the new friday

>> No.17801319

>>17801281
This isn’t /a/ or /s/

Delete that photo now

This is a blue board

Blue is The rarely and The Pure color

You are a Red Light Board degenerative auto posting bogbrain

You shame your family

Seppuku, Anon, seppuku

>> No.17801321

>>17801236
excuse me but no the stock market is about me taking money from you regardless of your race and beliefs and you sneed to leave.

>>17801248
wewwww
trump didn't have time to do his hair
and pence couldn't even find a pair of pressed slacks?

>>17801231
oh christ...
he's actually drawing attention to a relief rally after the stock market just repealed all the gains made during his term?

He expects me to be grateful for not making anything more than dividend gains on my VTSAX?

>> No.17801323

>>17801313
so buy friday, sell monday

>> No.17801324

>>17801309
this is the type of FA that keeps me coming back here.

>> No.17801336

>>17801311
68% of retail investor accounts lose money when trading spread bets and CFDs with this provider.

>> No.17801340

>>17801323
yes. at least thats been the trend the past couple weeks. who knows

>> No.17801346

DONT BUY MASKS THEY ONLY WORK IF YOU MEET THE CLASS REQUIREMENTS

>> No.17801352

>>17801256
What the fuck? Futures are not open yet.
>>17801336
Kek'd.

>> No.17801353

LOL did not expect that to be his voice

>> No.17801356

>>17801256
That's just a bit down from the pump. 2% of a 7% pump is nothing.

>> No.17801359

>>17801070
>Japan
>Low humidity

What in the fuck are you talking about you schizo

>> No.17801365

god i hate the phrase "lean in", my boss uses it for everything

>> No.17801367

>>17801256
>data as of 4:59 ET
Do you people not know that futures don't open until sunday night? Stop doing this.

>>17801311
This looks like some bullshit to me.

>> No.17801372

>>17801365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeW9_5kURI

>> No.17801381

>>17801271
I agree summer will probably slow it down. I'm just saying we shouldn't trust the numbers these countries report they're almost certainly less than the reality. It could make large diffrence

>> No.17801384

>>17801323

This.

But don't let the normies find out.

>> No.17801387

>unprecedented action
>who is FDR, Lincoln and Truman?

>> No.17801388

>>17801356
So

>ATH * 20% down * 7% up * 3% down =

>> No.17801389

>>17801367
>Do you people not know that futures don't open until sunday night?

Yes, he knows that.

>> No.17801393

>>17801311
>61% are short
Up we go then.

>> No.17801395

>>17801381
doesnt really matter when dealing with exponentials.

>> No.17801401

>>17800013
except boomers are the ones being scared shitless

>> No.17801405

>>17801387
Washington
Lincoln
FDR
Trump

Are you finally accepting that he is Historic?

>> No.17801427

>>17801388
I'm not saying we are exiting the bear market, I'm saying Monday will be green. Too many people shorting, now the most money is to liquidate them and then set up an even bigger drop to liquidate the rest.

>> No.17801430

A bit of good news. First person who got the virus in my state has recovered and is back home. So noone's died yet.

>> No.17801432

>>17801281
is that girl still making money that way?

>> No.17801438

Oh god why is carson ruining everything.
Why is he talking about faith right now?
BOO THIS MAN

>> No.17801441
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17801441

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1238874796752023552

OH NO OH NO OH NO

>> No.17801449
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17801449

reminder to pray tomorrow with the rest of the god-fearing citizens

>> No.17801463

https://www.macrumors.com/2020/03/14/apple-closing-all-retail-stores-coronavirus/

What does Tim Apple know??

>> No.17801470

my cruise has just been canceled.. but they said they'll give credit to me for about 50% more of what i paid

>> No.17801469

Azar is gone.

I told you all when they played his testimony on the FT podcast, he sounded scared shitless 2 weeks ago.

I should have listened to my gut on that one. It was like 15% ago...

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17801471

>>17801441
>total number of daily deaths down from yesterday

>> No.17801474

>>17801432
yes, over 10k a month

>> No.17801481

>>17801372
that song isn't bad but that video was stupid

>> No.17801483
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17801483

Any chance he can save gamestop?

>> No.17801490

>>17801438
Religious values are the only thing holding the country together. Kill yourself.

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>>17801441
Jesus fuck.........

China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying China was lying

>> No.17801524

>>17801490

Whatever you say, Christcuck

>> No.17801530

1/Spoke to several hedge fund managers over the past 24 hours. Many tell me Thursday was one of the industry’s worst days ever. It wasn’t just the decline in stocks but the sharp and sudden rise in bonds. Several macro funds were clocked. Risk parity shops got smacked good.

H*dge funds kek

>> No.17801538

>>17801490
fuckin boomers will believe anything

>> No.17801541
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17801541

>>17801405

>> No.17801546

>>17801405
he's not taking measures on the SCALE OF FDR
FDR put nips in camps
this faggot doesn't have an authoritarian bone in him, proven by the fact that he listens to his retarded daughter and her effete jew

>> No.17801548

>>17801395
In any case, the second wave will be fun. We better hope its not like 1918

>> No.17801549

>>17801471
ZOMBIE PLAGUE
>ZOMBIE PLAGUE
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>ZOMBIE PLAGUE

>> No.17801553

>>17801516
Not really. Italians and westerners are just complacent and egotistical.

South Korea, Japan, Taiwan, and all of Asia is fine.

IT's egotistical westerners who kiss eachother for greetings and talk 2 inches apart while socializing with everyone in sight during a worldwide pandemic that are suffocating to death in hospital beds begging for a respirator as their lungs fill with fluids.

>> No.17801557

>>17799981
kek same desu

>> No.17801558

>>17801483

Your gamestop calls are fucked.

>> No.17801564
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17801564

LCIguy, you okay? tried to warn you about the downward momentum and MA's signifying a likely explosion to the downside while you were smug about "LCI to $60!", did you listen? (yes i realize he can probably just lie about it, but still lmao literally LCI to $6)

>> No.17801568
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17801568

Does Jay Powell have the sole power to cut rates or does the vote have to go through like a democracy?

>> No.17801569
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17801569

>>17801490
>America is held together by wishful thinking and magic books
and here I thought oxycodone was the opiate of the masses

>> No.17801577

>>17801438
What did he say?

>> No.17801578

if i right now on a saturday ask fidelity to sell X dollars of my index fund, am i going to get the price it's at right now (price P), or is it going to be like:

T: stock market opens
T+0.1seconds: value of mystock drops a shitload as DOW shits itself
T+0.2seconds: then sell X dollars of stock (at price lower than P)

or do i get the price it says right now?

thank you, sincerely, from a retard

>> No.17801588

>>17801569
>euphoric

>> No.17801592

>>17801578

It'll be like the latter. You need to watch out for gaps.

>> No.17801610

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51891662

UK and Ireland banned, Disney closed their parks but the stock went up

Bullish on monday bros

>> No.17801615

>>17801578
the market isn't open, retard. so yeah you get whatever it opens at. this is precisely why holding overnight carries additional risk, that's what you're experiencing right now so have fun with that. this is more or less why day trading is superior.

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17801627

>>17800948
>tfw live in high-R all year round region

>> No.17801635

>>17801578
You will get rekt by any gap that happens in the opening. I would put a limit order in the level you want to enter and let it get filled.

>> No.17801654

Italy: The median age in the country is 47.3

The median age in China is 38.4 years.

Wuhan was a college town with many university aged students.

>> No.17801662

>>17801592
>>17801635
thank you. do you know where can i find a primer video or webpage or something to learn about all this basic shit i ought to know?

>> No.17801667

>>17801568
he gets one vote along with the rest of the FOMC but the chairman has the power to shape the conversation

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-much-does-the-fed-chair-influence-monetary-policy/

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17801690

Is it the year of the rat or the year of the bat?

>> No.17801696

>>17801615
>day trading is superior
Yeah, no. Position trading needs a different kind of risk management than day trading but one is not better than the other, just different flavors of trading.

>> No.17801697

>>17801157
i still don't understand why young people would be worried about this coronavirus thing, it's pretty great for us. boomers die, millenials get inheritances. boomers accounts get fucked but millenials get cheapies as well as making a ton of money quickly on the crash down. we get the sniffles even if we get nCoV so who gives a shit.

it's just good for young 20-30-somethings all around.

>> No.17801698

>>17801667
So the rest of the FOMC are just puppets with no opinions of their own?

>> No.17801699

>>17801662
>thank you. do you know where can i find a primer video or webpage or something to learn about all this basic shit i ought to know?

Google.

>> No.17801703

>>17800108
can someone update the background in this?

>> No.17801720

>>17800165
if he has virus, there is no fucking way trump will let that leak. they will 100% lie and say trump is healthy
also possible he's just healthy anyway

>> No.17801753

>>17801662
stop being lazy, this shit is in the OP

https://www.investopedia.com/investing/basics-trading-stock-know-your-orders/

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/stock-and-bonds

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>>17801474
it's not right, she's starting to get old as well. lucky her there's filters and photoshop.

>> No.17801766

>>17801696
the main advantages of day trading are that you have the opportunity to make way more money than position trading and it is much easier to manage risk because spreads are generally on the order of 1-2 pennies most of the time and stop losses actually work. you get to trade the hype leading up to catalysts and trade the aftermath from catalysts, in both instances you get to know the results and the sentiment, whereas someone trying to play the event itself (buying before ER hoping it's good for example) is more or less guessing and doesn't have that benefit of actually knowing how to bet. the main disadvantage is that you have to be there to watch the markets while trading so it's more time-consuming, but you don't have to deal with gapping pretty much ever.

i'd say the benefits of day trading far outweigh the downsides. hell even if you use the excuse of work taking up your time, you can always trade forex or the /ES during after hours and still make good money there.

>> No.17801802

>>17801720
This. Trump could literally be minutes away from dying and they won't say shit and lie saying he's as healthy as a bull.

The only way to tell is how the people that usually come into contact with him act around him. If they keep their distance/don't show up often with him, he has it.

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17801804

>>17800576
Im all in on cash
Not touching any of that stuff right now. Might go up 10%, might drop 10%, might even crab.

Not getting involved in this mess

>> No.17801824

>>17801662
If your broker doesn't have stuff ameritrade website does without needing an account
Also read the up links

Also there are two types if order: sell to market ("I'll take anything") sell limit ("I want exactly this price and here's how long I'll wait for it")
With TDA if the market price us better than what you specified (because the stock went up as you were typing) it gets you the better price
Likewise if you go to buy and specify a price higher than the current the price it buys the current price

This is relevant because in the past big boy investors using trading terminals have been fucked by adding or excluding a zero

>> No.17801839

>>17801804
>not participating in the most volatile, thrilling market, maybe ever
NGMI

>> No.17801844

The travel ban has been extended to the UK...Spain has announced an Italy-style lockdown is Monday really gonna be bullish? Do people really think this is going to go away?

In a week the UK, France and Germany will announce lockdowns. In 2 weeks Canada and the US.

>> No.17801848

>>17801804
next week green, next weeks/months red
fed rate cut is gonna kill all tech startups
gg tsla

>> No.17801849

>>17801844
>But we are going back straight to the moon this was a V shape recovery 30k by the end of april!

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>>17801471
In 4 weeks every European country and the US will look as Italy does today and Italy will seemingly recover due to their extreme measures, prompting them for a second spike of cases in May. You can roughly extrapolate the initial deathtoll for each country in the coming weeks based on Italy which is about 100 people per 1 million citizens - this is NOT the case fatality rate, but simply the total number of deaths resulting from initial spread when only a tiny fraction of the population gets infected and will greatly vary based on national response and Healthcare infrastructure. US+Europe ~600M people which results in 60.000 dead by mid-April. This is the absolute BOTTOM limit for deaths in the coming 4-6 weeks, mathematically speaking. NOBODY knows what the deathtoll will be for the weeks and months that follow because we DO NOT KNOW the case fatality rate and how fast the spread (=burden of infrastructure=higher fatality rate) will be.

>> No.17801862

>>17801804
LITERALLY just day trade, dude. don't miss out on all of this volatility.

>> No.17801874

trump and xi fighting over italy lol

>> No.17801876

>>17801848
Why would cutting interest rates kill startups...?

>> No.17801878

>>17801862
how much $$ are you trading with

>> No.17801894

>>17801766
The main downside is you get assraped by fees unless you have a ton of skin in the game and do it professionally.

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>>17801697
1. I love my remaining family members of the effected age groups.
2. We don't know the long term consequences. Many viruses increase risk of certain cancers. Some infections can cause lifelong damage. Even those who appear to have no symptoms could be suffering unseen organ inflammation and harm that we won't find out for years. There is some information regarding the virus having an effect on the kidney, testes, and central nervous system that may or may not have basis in reality. There is more that we will only find out in time. There are many unknowns but it is highly unlikely that the virus will have any positive impact on a person's physiology, and there is a definite possibility of long term damage.

>>17801848
>fed rate cut is gonna kill all tech startups
>gg tsla
Could create more demand for investment opportunities outside the bond market, like all the private capital going to startups like robinhood.

>> No.17801917

>>17801878
$50k, you need at least $25k to day trade. I started with $30k and after bringing that up to $50k i just trade with that now and roll my profits off into the S&P. or, at least i did before the crash, all that stuff has since been liquidated and moved back into my bank account since im not really sure what kind of "safe haven" i should put it in for the long term anymore during this time.

>> No.17801923

>>17801848
that's so dumb
like totally dumb

>> No.17801925
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17801925

The normies will try to buy in the crash
how will this affect us? bullish market after the virus is over?

>> No.17801943

>>17801925
actual normies don't trade

they just look at their investments and see it going up or down.

>> No.17801948

>>17801943
what? Explain

>> No.17801950

>>17801848
fed pumps rate cuts etc are bullish for equities, especially growth equities

In an isolated environment where you only alter fed actions. All of these actions would inflate the value of TSLA not devalue it.

They are basically saying "take more risk" by these actions and forcing people out of bonds and cash.

>> No.17801961

>>17801894
There's exchanges out there that let's you trade futures for literally nothing

>> No.17801965

>>17801925

What >>17801943 said. Most of them just have a 401k account and probably dont even know how to access it. if they do trade its probably just index funds where they can set it and forget it.

>> No.17801980

>>17801948
They just put money in. They don't try to trade on the market. It goes down and their balance shows down. That's the extent.

Most probably had no idea stock market fell until a week after it did. Sports talk gets more viewers than cnbc.

Normies don't care much and they definitely don't trade.

>> No.17802002

>>17801999
>>17801999
>>17801999
new
>>17801999
>>17801999
>>17801999

>> No.17802029

>>17801849
Don’t doubt it bro zoomer doomer poltard this is the golden bull !!!!

>> No.17802227

>>17800576
told my parents to sell their 2 million a few months ago and for the most part they did. intact inheritance boi

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>>17801151
Yeah dude im confused about what the Trump announcement means for GUSH.

I think itll increase the price but by how much?

>> No.17802328

>>17802295
she cute but probably mentally ill