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/smg/ Stock Market General Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:14:58 2020 No.17786554 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:01 2020 No.17786575 first for bulls on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:01 2020 No.17786577 File: 324 KB, 872x572, 1583367100705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN, BROS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:05 2020 No.17786578 my puts expire next Friday will I make it guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:13 2020 No.17786582 reminder the climate sensitivity of this virus is underestimated USA gonna be fine because of our wide range of climates. Only some regions will face outbreaks. Watch and see by Apri

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:44 2020 No.17786596 File: 8 KB, 325x159, goingdownflu2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Just a flu bro! >Spread going down guys! >This is the bottom!

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:16:44 2020 No.17786597
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>bulls shilling for a forced pumped dead cat bounce that required POTUS to shill for corporations that only happened to avoid him getting shat on the weekend

Are bulls genuinely retarded and don't understand liquidity or viral pandemics?

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:09 2020 No.17786607 I got out of the market yesterday so I missed the big gain today, should I stay out or get back in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:09 2020 No.17786608 I bought 85.000 dollars of JNUG just before the market closed today, AMA.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:14 2020 No.17786611 What is the true best way to handle this virus? Humidifiers and turning up the heat. Why is it not used?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:16 2020 No.17786613 Awwww yeah. Shorting apple with money you don't have on earnings day during the bull run. Baller. Mad lad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:40 2020 No.17786626 I still don't see how people went short in a clearly green day. Even without the spike if the initial news of the nat. emergency didn't send it to red,why stay short, what else would?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:40 2020 No.17786627 fidelity or etrade looking at a 900$ first account setup may put in about 12000$ early next week looking to micromanage and play games

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:41 2020 No.17786628 >>17786597 Screen capping this so people can laugh at how rekt you are going to get next week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:44 2020 No.17786630 >>17786600 Is this bullish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:46 2020 No.17786632 >>17786600 >-3% after hours RIP Microsoft lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:46 2020 No.17786633 File: 152 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200313-171555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786566 This is me, Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:17:49 2020 No.17786634 No one should be happy this is over. We were getting cheepies. We knew they would recover eventually. It should have lasted longer.

Calls on TLT Fri Mar 13 17:17:49 2020 No.17786635
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I have puts weeks out so it won't matter,now they're testing everyone,I see spics COOFING everywhere I go.tye real numbers will come out, remember this COMPLETELY shut down China.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:20 2020 No.17786651 >>17786600 He wants to devote all his time to funding globohomo with Soros.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:24 2020 No.17786654

reminder

This virus could have easily been stopped worldwide with cheap use of humidification and turning up the heat.

In summer you will look back and notice the seasonality, your next thought should be why we didn't turn up the heat 10 degrees and install humidifiers in public spaces.

The best solution was under everyone's noses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:25 2020 No.17786656 >>17786630 It might be. He's not super interested in the company anymore and I doubt his input is helpful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:28 2020 No.17786657 >>17786633 I'm so sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:49 2020 No.17786662 File: 209 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200313-171632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786633 This is my fidelity account

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:49 2020 No.17786663 i've lost 27k so far since this shit started in february due to random ass giga pumps like this one today fuck this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:49 2020 No.17786664 >>17786582 This, we are seeing this in Asia. Areas that are hot and humid don't have any where near the infection rate as in colder and dryer climates.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:52 2020 No.17786665

>>17786611
>What is the true best way to handle this virus?
Literally don't go outside unless you have to. Buy groceries for a week instead of 3 days. Wash you fucking hands. Holding your hands unter lukewarm water for 5 seconds is not washing your hands. 30 seconds, hot water, soap. Don't touch you face when outside. It really is that simple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:18:58 2020 No.17786667 >>17786633 What was the principle?

>>	Calls on TLT Fri Mar 13 17:19:08 2020 No.17786670 >>17786626 I bet you buy pumps too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:19:20 2020 No.17786674 >>17786611 DON'T TOUCH UR FACE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:19:20 2020 No.17786675 >>17786634 It's impossible for it to shoot up. We've had 0 days of crab. It's still not there yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:19:22 2020 No.17786676 >>17786554 stop making early threads you dumb nigger, even the thread before the previous one is still alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:19:27 2020 No.17786679 >>17786633 get off RH asap dude they gonna take ur monies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:19:27 2020 No.17786680 >>17786633 Why the fuck didn't you just retire at 750K? I mean, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:01 2020 No.17786691 Nice pump but im still betting on my 3/20 puts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:12 2020 No.17786693 >>17786608 I did too and some gush

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:28 2020 No.17786700

>>17786665
Listen

This whole thing could be solved if people looked at climate control indoors for 1 second.

Literally just having the idea and it'd be solved worldwide

humidifiers and higher heat stops R0 in it's tracks. Cheap solution would have solved all of this immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:32 2020 No.17786703 >>17786607 I did the same I'm getting back in on lunch break Monday. We will just have to see what's viable. I'm imagining its opening to a cliff.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:35 2020 No.17786704
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>>17786611
We'll get through this until summer comes. You'll miss Corona-chan when the day comes for her to take an eternal summer vacation in some BSL-4 Lab (not the shitty Wuhan lab) in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:20:49 2020 No.17786707 >>17786662 oof, that money would have been better spent on several years supply of cock and ball torture by an asian mistress with cute feet that you will address as Mistress Corona while she becomes your live in domme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:21:13 2020 No.17786714 >>17786664 i have bad news for you: air conditioning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:21:19 2020 No.17786717 >>17786662 jesus man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:21:37 2020 No.17786727 >>17786651 Guess their most recent Corona Venture is more lucrative. Totally not a global move to unify countries into one world order.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:21:52 2020 No.17786732 >>17786633 Sorry for your loss...

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:22:02 2020 No.17786737

>>17786704
Yeah I know. It's a big opportunity

Still, this whole thing could be solved so cheaply and effortlessly if people just turned the fucking temperature up 10 degrees and installed humidifiers.

It's maddeningly silly meatbags haven't seen the solution yet.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:22:07 2020 No.17786740

>>17786680
Lol my high was $2.1mil

I thought

1. The problem gets worse exponentially with time, Trump needs to act very fucking fast to stop it
2. Trump is still playing it down, there's no way he does anything soon

Then literally surprise from Trump hahaha

I started with $100k so I guess it's not too bad. We'll see if I'm destroyed on Monday or what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:22:29 2020 No.17786750 REFR moon mission

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:22:32 2020 No.17786752 >>17786654 You are retarded it’s warm in Italy and it’s worst there, as well as Iran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:22:36 2020 No.17786756 >>17786662 BUY HIGH SELL LOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:23:00 2020 No.17786762 >>17786611 become a hermit for the next 2 months youve had 3 months to prepare there is absolutley zero reason you should be going outside of your home into the public sphere unless its a life or death emergency

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:23:04 2020 No.17786763 >>17786740 Just go long dude. Buy into the best tech companies and wait 2 years to be a millionaire. playing this

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:23:09 2020 No.17786766 >>17786714 Man all that air conditioning sure slowed down the rates in Asia, not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:23:20 2020 No.17786769 >>17786611 Isolation. There's conflicting studies on how it reacts to heat since it's not a tlu or cold, technically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:23:21 2020 No.17786768 File: 1.23 MB, 500x646, 1584111897430.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786662 Anthony...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:24:04 2020 No.17786787 >>17786762 I meant for society at large. Humidifiers and turning up the heat would probably solve it entirely by drastically reducing the "alive" time of the virus outside the human body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:24:39 2020 No.17786798 >>17786664 >fucking retard doesnt look at Iran or Italy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:24:49 2020 No.17786802 In the last 2 weeks I've turned $400 into $4000. Can I quit my dayjob now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:05 2020 No.17786810 >>17786752 It's in the 50s (f) in italy where it spread (northern)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:10 2020 No.17786812 why the fuk isnt my 4chan x working on blue boards

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:22 2020 No.17786819 >>17786752 It's around 12°C, not summer warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:24 2020 No.17786820 >>17786600 Bill Gates is not pajeet enough. Anybody who works in Tech knows pajeets only hire pajeets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:26 2020 No.17786821 >>17786798 Yeah because those places are super tropical humid right? I bet you haven't even been to either of those place, kek I have fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:32 2020 No.17786824 >>17786763 I'm legit considering all in on chainlink + calls on some 3x ETFs. I saw a guy shilling soxl a few weeks who seemed to know what he was talking about. I thought he mentioned some other 3x leveraged ETFs but can't remember which those were

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:42 2020 No.17786825 >>17786766 idk if they have much of that in China. I meant it might excelerate the spread in the us. who knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:48 2020 No.17786828 >>17786802 For what like a month?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:25:53 2020 No.17786831
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>>17786662
>>17786633
Thanks for the honesty
All people post is huge gains but this is great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:26:07 2020 No.17786834 >>17786769 fuck studies You can see empirically by where it spreading quite easily enough Thailand had the #1 visitors from wuhan China. They should all be horribly dying right now if it was climate agnostic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:26:38 2020 No.17786843 >>17786819 >>17786810 >>17786821 It’s warmer there then the east coast right now moron

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:26:47 2020 No.17786845 >>17786674 Touching your face doesn't do jack shit if its airborne. Avoid people and crowded spaces. Stop smoking. Get lots of sleep and vitamin c/d. Covid doesn't kill you, the interstitial pneumonia DOES once it nests in your lungs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:26:55 2020 No.17786848 File: 219 KB, 1538x1040, 1378880976025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786828 He thinks he can keep it going.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:00 2020 No.17786849

>>17786670
What exactly could he have said after the market recovered fully from the emergency announcement. Trying to catch the drop before it even begins is pure gambling and they won't let you catch it. Following the day's overall sentiment works. Betting on every pump and dip is stupid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:01 2020 No.17786851 >>17786700 >italy >one of the hottest countries in europe >highest death count on the continent >iran >a literal fucking desert >corona absolutely exploding there How do i explain to you that you're wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:03 2020 No.17786852 Millionaire by September

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:36 2020 No.17786866 >>17786843 So, where is it spreading in USA?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:40 2020 No.17786869 >>17786662 What are you holding? Did a bunch of PUTs expire today worthless?Even if you had a ton of SQQQ you wouldn't loose this much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:27:57 2020 No.17786877 File: 387 KB, 835x816, 1578237831489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786824 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST BUY STOCKS AND SOME INDEX FUNDS WITH 90% OF THAT MONEY ITS NOT EVEN MY MONEY AND I GET NERVOUS LOOKING AT THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:06 2020 No.17786879 >>17786633 >>17786662 are these crypto portfolios ????????

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:16 2020 No.17786884

>>17786845
It should be noted that if you're unlucky, it will trigger a violent response from the immune system where your own cells will destroy your lung tissue. Some of the people who have recovered have severe lung scarring and have trouble with fast walking, meaning they'll need extensive physical therapy

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:17 2020 No.17786885

>>17786802
No. You've had luck and good timing. Making decent gains on the market consistently month after month and year after year is very hard. You keep trading high risk options positions and leveraged etfs you will get smushed eventually as the fat belly of statistics settles upon your noggin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:30 2020 No.17786891 >>17786866 +510 cases +7 deaths today... certainly somewhere i think

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:30 2020 No.17786893 >>17786866 four corners pretty quickly into the center it slowly goes biggest cities with most mobile and collecting populations, bars, cafes, events, etc large tourist areas

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:28:38 2020 No.17786896 >>17786851 Look up QOM Climate It was dry and cold (50s f) look it up before talking >>17786843 look where it spreads in USA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:29:14 2020 No.17786910 >>17786848 Honestly, brainlets like him deserve to be on WSB

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:29:29 2020 No.17786915 Canadian overnight interest rate being cut down to 0.75%. 1% decrease in 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:29:30 2020 No.17786916 Well the positive thing is that due to shit getting canceled or pushed out due to the virus that means this summer I'll have more money to save/invest instead of spending it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:29:41 2020 No.17786919 >>17786893 Watch how it spreads in the south vs North

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:29:57 2020 No.17786924

>>17786825
I have been to mainland China, last year alone I went 8 times back and forth for work. They are backwards as fuck there and unhygenic as hell but they definitely have air conditioning and the technology of a relatively first world country. I mean literally most places on earth in hot areas have air conditioning, it's what made those places liveable. The irony is places like Europe have shitty air conditioning because they are so used to cold weather there but recently over the years the weather has definitely become more radical.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:30:41 2020 No.17786931 >>17786866 NYC is rapidly spreading while the midwest are next.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:30:45 2020 No.17786933

>>17786869
I started with $100k and kept rolling puts at higher and higher IV, even into the high 70s. June expiries and otm but not ridiculously deep.

Probably got double fucked by both fall in IV and the price making my puts deeper otm

So I'm not sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:30:50 2020 No.17786935 File: 226 KB, 1698x1530, IMG_20191126_224426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i asked if fidelity or etrade >but why not use both??

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:30:57 2020 No.17786940 >>17786700 Explain Australia

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:31:17 2020 No.17786948
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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/13/jpmorgan-says-it-has-two-cases-of-coronavirus-at-manhattan-headquarters.html

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:31:26 2020 No.17786953

Ngl, Trump played that prefectly
>announced conference one hour before closing
>unannounced delay for 30 minutes so the market keeps crabing while waiting because everyone wants to know whether to short or long
>spreads out critical information throughout the conference with useless info inbetween
>gives one or two minutes to each of the badly hurt industries about how he is helping/going to help them, cruiselines, energy, airlines...

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:31:30 2020 No.17786954

>>17786843
Dude it literally can snow in those places, I don't know what the fuck you are on about. They also have retarded governments. Italy is still recovering from the fall of the Roman Empire and Iran is broke as fuck. Are you really surprised these little broke countries are suffering? You are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:31:47 2020 No.17786964 When you take the GUSHpill it doesnt even matter if it's a red day or a green day, it doesn't matter how the DOW or SP are looking All that matters is Oil and Oil is forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:32:04 2020 No.17786971 >>17786924 with all the comparing. what stands out most to me is that the infection rate stays the same no matter what. the virus is unstoppable its an official fact. like climate change, wich trump also does not believe in I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:32:22 2020 No.17786978 File: 13 KB, 245x206, BOBO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786948 >BLACK MONDAY PT.2 COMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:02 2020 No.17786987 >>17786662 Did you at least learn anything’s?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:11 2020 No.17786990 will a finance degree make me a better trader?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:23 2020 No.17786996 Philippines is starting to melt down. Manila is grinding to a halt and there are reports of massive numbers of untreated flu patients in poor areas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:37 2020 No.17787001 >>17786834 Thailand also isn't testing anyone from anywhere outside Wuhan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:46 2020 No.17787009 >>17786953 I mean after the last two causing huge drops I would have been happy if his speech resolved with only +5%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:47 2020 No.17787010 File: 13 KB, 225x225, 1485919530031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786948 >NONONO SHUT UP SHUT UP BOBO THE BULL MARKET IS BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:33:53 2020 No.17787012 >>17786845 The real problem isn’t a bacterial infection, nor is it the virus. The real problem is a parasite... known as the central banking system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:07 2020 No.17787016 File: 128 KB, 1492x973, yikes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How are you holding up, fellow bears? Swedish dude here that's shorting my local stock market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:08 2020 No.17787018 >>17786940 200 cases. Mostly travel or obviously spread in AC areas.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:25 2020 No.17787021

>>17786971
Yeah it's probably man made virus meant to be super infectious. Still though we have known about this thing since January and there aren't enough testing kits to find out exactly how many are infected so it's probably going to seem even more infectious than it really is but it also means the numbers coming out can peak real quickly and recede. Who ever the fuck is president really isn't going to make much of a difference in situations like these. Trying to stop a virus is literally trying to stop the wind. It will pass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:26 2020 No.17787022 File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, 1573337831792.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really need shit to crash Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:33 2020 No.17787023 >>17786802 This is what a gambler would say, not an investor

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:34:41 2020 No.17787027 >>17786990 Hah! Only about as much as a medical degree will make you a better doctor!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:35:23 2020 No.17787037 >>17786996 >Philippines wait and see past the panic. They have low number of confirmed cases.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:35:37 2020 No.17787040 File: 7 KB, 246x205, Bobo kills the Bull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786948 >BULL SLAUGHTERING IS GOING TO 11 ON MONDAY I AM COOOMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:35:56 2020 No.17787046 >>17787023 safe investing is for people who are already rich

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:04 2020 No.17787052 >>17786954 Okay on the east coast we have snow every day. Not a “can” - consistently. New York City is fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:05 2020 No.17787053 I have traded for 3 years and yet I've barely made any money. What kind of MOOCs do I take to become a better trader?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:08 2020 No.17787054 >>17787012 Bless this man and his future, for he speaks the truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:11 2020 No.17787056 >>17786987 I learned a little bit about how IV, Vega, gamma can influence prices

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:12 2020 No.17787057 >>17787018 Look at their curve. It's a few days later than other European countries but it's now going up at similar speed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:20 2020 No.17787060 >>17786990 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:20 2020 No.17787061 File: 993 KB, 250x250, l1485997455924.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787027

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:44 2020 No.17787065 >>17786596 now do the amount of actual humans infected

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:36:55 2020 No.17787068 >>17787022 It won't. It can just go back to near the low shading the unnecessary 4% from that last pump but we must see some crabbing at least. This swings are not giving any clues as to what is being priced in and what isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:08 2020 No.17787072 So GUSH is doing a reverse stock split. But how can they split just 1 share? Seems impossible. So I bought just 1 share. Since the 52 w high is 138 something it looked like a pretty smart play at the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:11 2020 No.17787073 If you guys are feeling wild throw some 3 or 4 dollar april puts on Ford. They're gonna suffer for a while

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:20 2020 No.17787076 >>17787037 Regardless of confirmed case, they announced a 1-month lock down of Manila

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:20 2020 No.17787077 >>17787022 What the fuck is going on here

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:24 2020 No.17787081

>>17786824
Teach me bro. How the fuck did you do this? Turning $100k into $1.1M in a fucking week requires skills and knowledge I do not have.

Long options on airline stocks? Cruise ship long options? Is there even that much returns +1000% in those markets with options?

You are a wizard anthony. Break me off some of your magic.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:26 2020 No.17787082

>>17786802
Be a profitable trader for 2-4 years and you can quit your job with ease. But like my old boomer friend, he became such a comfortable trader that he could do it on the side while working his tech job.. securing two incomes while building his long term portfolio on the side. He later quit his job when he turned 45 but kept on trading because it's the best thing he know. But yeah, give it 2-4 years (depending on who you are as a person) and you'll notice yourself if you can quit your job at McDonalds or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:37:48 2020 No.17787091 File: 1.85 MB, 386x480, Goose hah.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17786948 HOLY SHIT

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:06 2020 No.17787098
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Doesn't it seem strange that China actually contained it to 1 city? I understand they have hardcore containment methods but people were going all over the place for the new year spreading that virus far and wide.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:25 2020 No.17787102
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>>17787065
>it's j-just chinks
>it's j-just chinks and gooks
>it's j-just chinks, gooks, nips, and wogs
>it's j-just chinks, gooks, nips, wogs, krauts, frogs, and amerilards
imagine being wrong on the same thing repeatedly for three months and not realizing you're wwrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:25 2020 No.17787103 File: 11 KB, 479x129, 2020-03-13 18:37:58_248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine not buying the most obvious bottom in history.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:36 2020 No.17787105 >>17786990 You'll get a good understanding of fundamentals, but that's about it. t. Finance degree holder

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:44 2020 No.17787109 >>17787072 Dumb ass they will just pay you out in cash. It's cheap enough just buy the required 40

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:38:56 2020 No.17787111

I can't believe jim cramer is leading the coronavirus response. Everything Trump said today was straight from Cramer's plan.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/09/cramer-trump-must-take-action-to-avoid-coronavirus-induced-recession.html

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fhsqla/steve_mnuchin_gets_his_financial_advice_from_jim/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:39:15 2020 No.17787120 >>17787072 >o0f

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:39:26 2020 No.17787127 >>17787103 Imagine buying the bulltrap

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:39:44 2020 No.17787131 >>17787021 yeah they will find out that it's transmitted via money and that will be the birth of crypto. So its probably Satoshi who is behind all this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:39:54 2020 No.17787135 Corona-chan is my findom! Flushing all my money down the toilet for Corona-chan! Jeopardizing my financial security on her whims! Thank you mistress!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:39:55 2020 No.17787137 >>17787103 fuckers like you are the reason the pink wojak exists

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:09 2020 No.17787143
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>everyone freaking out
>DO I BUY OR DO I SELL WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>volatility through the charts

>meanwhile im here day trading
>0 risk of getting fucked in the ass overnight
>big moves happening intraday means huge profits, fast
>price trends up i go long, price trends down i go short, price goes sideways i trade the range
>if im wrong no big deal, because stop losses actually work intraday

why the fuck aren't you a day trader /smg/? do you hate money or something? do you love being stressed out and unable to sleep because if price goes against you overnight, it's probably going to go WAY against you and you can't get stopped out of it, you simply get turbofucked? why torture yourself when you can be a day chad instead?

>market crashes, i make money on the way down
>money printing machine goes bbrrrrr, i make money on the way up

learn how to read a chart you fucking idiots lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:34 2020 No.17787157 >>17787127 >>17787137 cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:45 2020 No.17787160 >>17786915 Real Estate is going to explode again. Add Covid-19, Hongcouver and Toronto are so fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:49 2020 No.17787162 >>17786996 pinoy get a flu. nothing burger

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:51 2020 No.17787163 >>17787111 This is bearish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:40:59 2020 No.17787165 >>17787143 if I was rich enough to have $25k in my fucking around account I wouldn't be on /biz/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:41:01 2020 No.17787168 >>17787131 Wouldn't surprise me if it was an evil deranged crypto fag who helped release the virus. I can see some kike shadowy figure rubbing his hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:41:12 2020 No.17787173 How much GUSH do you guys have in your bags right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:41:18 2020 No.17787175 THREAD THEME shoutouts to Bloomberg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHfqm5KcwAU

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:41:22 2020 No.17787178

>>17787098
No, it was not just a city but the entire province as well as several other cities.
Analysis have also shows that most people travelled out of Wuhan at the time were only returning to other towns within the province instead of heading elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:41:58 2020 No.17787188 >>17787143 I dont get how day trading actually works. Just look for stocks that are low and buy them hoping they go high and vice versa? I just dont get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:42:12 2020 No.17787191 >>17787165 >$25k >"rich" big oof, considering getting a real job my dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:42:42 2020 No.17787204 Also just trying to sell this last pump during futures will trigger the -5% limit before it's even fully sold. Monday is going to be weird.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:42:53 2020 No.17787207 >>17787178 Ah makes sense, and I guess the media focus just makes it seem like it's one location.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:42:57 2020 No.17787208 >>17787053 Rethink your strategy. Have you ever tried dividend investing? I pull in about 8 thousand a year in dividends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:04 2020 No.17787211 >>17787191 having $25k isn't rich, having $25k you don't care about losing is rich

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:33 2020 No.17787223 >>17787098 No dude that virus spread to several major cities. They literally have small cities over there that most Americans have never even heard of that are still bigger than our biggest cities. It's strange to think about sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:38 2020 No.17787228 File: 29 KB, 575x617, DOW JONES 2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MONDAY IS COMING ARE YA READY KIDS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:44 2020 No.17787233 >BREAKING: Microsoft says Bill Gates stepping down from company's board - CNBC BREAKING: Microsoft says Bill Gates stepping down from company's board - CNBC

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:53 2020 No.17787237

>>17787081
I just looked at /pol/ and got convinced that the coronavirus would be a national disaster if nobody did anything to stop it soon.

Every time I was up, I sold the puts for a profit, looked at the CDC doing nothing and Trump acting like nothing was wrong, and decided that nobody would do anything about it soon so I bought more puts as the spy fell.

There was nothing smart about it, I just believed Trump was going to let things get bad because he seemed like he thought it didn't matter, and put money on that belief. Which turned out to be wrong because he surprised me with a complete turnaround today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:43:55 2020 No.17787241 >>17787111 >https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fhsqla/steve_mnuchin_gets_his_financial_advice_from_jim/ based cramer saving USA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:44:04 2020 No.17787245 >>17787077 chinese contractors fighting each other over a job i think

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:44:42 2020 No.17787252
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THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
>THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
>THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
>THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:
>THINGS JIM CRAMER TAUGHT ME TODAY:

—>Italy and Iran are major projects of the belt & road initiative (China fucked them hard, that’s a big part of why they’re all dying)

—>Italian funeral industry is largely controlled by the mafia

—>The guy who cancelled the NBA season is the same guy who said fuck you to Xi. I’m now a fan.

—>He has NOT fully invested his IRA yet, waiting for the exponential increases in diagnoses and deaths, and maybe for the feds to commit to making sure the market doesn’t break down because of liquidity issues.

https://youtu.be/iGiXZe9fvsk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:44:43 2020 No.17787253 >>17786740 what did you start with and go with over time? did you do all regular stocks and ETFs? or did you play options? i feel like you had to have done optoins to make that kind of return

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:44:46 2020 No.17787254 >>17787228 Don't you want to zoom out on the chart or something so you can stop and see the forest from the trees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:02 2020 No.17787257 >>17786948 They'll quarantine everyone in that office and it'll be fine imo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:06 2020 No.17787258 >>17787208 you must own a fuckton of shares to pull in 8k on dividends

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:23 2020 No.17787264 File: 114 KB, 1024x576, CaSykw1WQAABAgq.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787168 digital money is the final step to take every bit of freedom away from the slaves. paying with gold would be fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:25 2020 No.17787265 File: 438 KB, 808x805, 1513927832422.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your best bizbears

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:44 2020 No.17787273

>>17787211
it really isn't.

>>17787188
you learn how to read a chart and then you trade accordingly with a predetermined risk based on the ATR. you figure out a system that allows you to determine whether price is trending up, trending down, or moving sideways. im not going to tell you how to do these things, just telling you that it's possible to do if you put the time into it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:46 2020 No.17787274 >>17786787 its airborne and viable for hours in the air. not much can be done other than quarantine infected and stay away

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:48 2020 No.17787277 >>17787188 exactly how you would make profit as a regular trdaer, it's just on a very very smaller and faster scale, basically making calls and puts on daily price trends that go on in the market

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:45:49 2020 No.17787278 >>17787160 I want to kill myself. I guess I’m never owning a house. Fuck you guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:46:02 2020 No.17787286 >>17787208 What stocks are good for dividend investing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:46:24 2020 No.17787291 >>17787111 Or maybe cramers writers opinions are basic bitch obvious bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:46:26 2020 No.17787292 File: 36 KB, 935x449, Fed Pump 2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FED PUMP 1 MOTHERFUCKING TRILLION >HAS 0.5 LEFT NEXT WEEK IS BLOOD WEEK!

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:47:01 2020 No.17787301
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>>17786740
Jesus Christ anon you could have put it in a dividend aristocracy company that got walloped Thursday and spent the rest of your life playing vid and banging hookers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:47:07 2020 No.17787303 >>17787254 bullcope

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:47:40 2020 No.17787323 On a scale from one to the holocaust, how many levels on jewry are we on today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:47:54 2020 No.17787328 >>17786948 their insurance company will buy the corona test kits made by LH and DGX

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:48:06 2020 No.17787329 >>17787292 How many points are worth a trillion?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:48:31 2020 No.17787335 >>17786896 It's spreading in Spain (20 degree celcius). Maybe you need 30 degree celcius. But most hot atm countries are poor countries, so we don't know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:48:51 2020 No.17787344 >>17787254 Also is this gonna look like 2018-2020 or 2007-2009. Big difference there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:49:07 2020 No.17787350 >>17787329 roughly about 1k on the dow.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:49:16 2020 No.17787354

>>17787252
>Italy and Iran are major projects of the belt & road initiative (China fucked them hard, that’s a big part of why they’re all dying)
While this is certainly true, I don't think Italy have specifically increased their interaction with China because of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:49:19 2020 No.17787356 File: 27 KB, 362x514, C66C5DF2-403E-44E9-8FE5-CDFD09D3245A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I sincerely hope that you all doubled down on your puts. :)

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:49:38 2020 No.17787361

>>17787111 (checkeroo)
>>17787241
This is honestly not a surprise to me. Been talking about it since wayyyyy back yesterday.
>>17787264
Fuck cryptons. I’ve got a yolo $100 of BTC but I don’t trust that shit worth a goddamn.
>>17787291
Nah dumb nigga
Mnuchin called him off the air after he started saying these things.

The president doesn’t listen to people who aren’t on tv. And he definitely doesn’t listen to any experts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:49:53 2020 No.17787366 >>17787335 My man I live in Hawaii and we having cases and I expect the number to go up as we start testing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:50:11 2020 No.17787375 >>17786662 >>17786633 Phonefag leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:50:23 2020 No.17787381 >>17787291 There's tons of obvious shit he could be doing, e.g. copying south korea, but the only things he chose to do are exactly what cramer outlined.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:50:39 2020 No.17787386 File: 87 KB, 720x787, 87373175_2409683432677214_6750237392877125632_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787303 What's wrong Bobo, feeling small? You know being insecure about ones size is never an attractive trait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:50:40 2020 No.17787387 File: 1.01 MB, 994x1024, 1583283575358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Waived interest on federal student loans. Much wow

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:50:44 2020 No.17787388 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTGHkEqFTA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:51:02 2020 No.17787394 >>17787131 In China all bank notes are stored for the amount of time the virus would survive on them upon their deposit before they can be reused. In Hubei they're also disinfecting those bank notes

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:51:40 2020 No.17787410 >>17787258 You do need to keep buying and hold for awhile but it is worth it. These crashes are great because the dividend yields go up. Been buying since the last crash in 2009

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:51:41 2020 No.17787409 >>17787344 pfft, I made money back then too. If you aren't making money then just log out of your account and don't look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:04 2020 No.17787413 based google ads from the white house saved us,bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:12 2020 No.17787416 >>17787388 My nigga Rudy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:18 2020 No.17787419 >>17787143 kys roasty retard

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:21 2020 No.17787422

>>17787237
OK. I get you had the reason for shorting the market ahead of everyone (kudos)

I know I am a fucking noob at this, but I am on Fidelity's platform, so humor me about your put strategy.

Imagine I am YOU what, say 2 weeks go. I have $100k in settled cash, I buy a put on SPY (?) for what strike price?

I guess what I am asking is SPY only fell from $366 to $248 (-$118 from peak to trough in the past 2 weeks) but you were paid out like $900k?!?! The math doesn't work out but I am just a dumb boomer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:51 2020 No.17787436 >>17787323 Wouldn't the holocaust be zero on that scale?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:51 2020 No.17787438 File: 258 KB, 1080x1080, 1570723118971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787356 No guts no glory brother

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:52:54 2020 No.17787439

https://twitter.com/philiprucker/status/1238553061615960065

>” President Trump, who, according to his spokeswoman, has not been tested for the coronavirus after spending time and posing for pictures with a carrier, is now shaking hands with a series of CEOs in the Rose Garden.”

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:53:04 2020 No.17787441 >>17787387 You'd think the liberal onions sipping limp wristed and limp dicked retards would be happy about this.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:53:14 2020 No.17787444
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>>17787361
>And he definitely doesn’t listen to any experts.
Fucking this. I wouldn't have bet $20k on puts if I didn't have full confidence on this. Epidemiologists are also overwhelmingly liberal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:53:18 2020 No.17787447 >>17787409 Yeah there is money to be made, but by zooming out you have evidence supporting both sides (going further down or recovery)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:53:49 2020 No.17787459 im newb to options. Can I sell my options before expiry date?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:54:02 2020 No.17787465 >>17787394 the amount of measures china is taking are kinda scary. Either they reeeaaallly reeaaallly care about their people or this thing is pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:54:18 2020 No.17787467 >>17787439 >actually believing the President doesn't have a team of doctors and observers watching and testing him every minute for everything known and unknown

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:54:35 2020 No.17787471 >>17787459 yes

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:00 2020 No.17787478

>>17787253
I didn't know what I was doing.

I decided to go 60/40 safe (imo) / risky (imo) on Robinhood with $10k and 60/40 SPXS calls / SPY puts on with $40k on fidelity.

For Robinhood, the "risky" stuff was calls on shit like random water-related utilities, gild, puts on baka, etc. None of it did really well and I think gild rose enough that I broke even maybe.

For all the spy puts and spxs calls on both rh and fidelity, I didn't know what to do, so I tried 60/40 of what I perceived as safe/risky. So 60% ntm, 40% otm, 60% expiring 6-9 months out, 40% expiring 2-3 months out.

Eventually, I noticed that once my ntm puts were in the money, they stopped profiting as much as the otm ones as spy fell. Same, I noticed that I made more money on puts like 2-3 months out, and somehow it seemed like my spxs calls were not doing nearly as well as the otm 2-3 mo puts.

So I changed to only spy puts. 60/40 otm / deeper OTM to see if deep OTM paid more than just otm, and 30/40/30 1/2/3 mo expiry to see if changing expiry helped.

Then I noticed that 3mo seemed best and deep OTM but not so deep that a $5 change in strike price was less then 10c was good for me, since I didn't want to have to do dozens of orders for 200 contracts at like 100*10c each.

Once I settled on deep and 3 mo out, I just kept rolling deeper otm every day spy dumped

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:15 2020 No.17787487 File: 2 KB, 124x125, 1584035172326s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm from Germany. At the gym atm. People coofing around me.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:18 2020 No.17787488

>>17787447
Dude I don't care, I go bear mode when I have to and go bull mode too. Still betting on green next week. I literally was out yesterday at a restaurant with a friend and we overhead retards talking about making money shorting shit, I'm sorry when the average person brags about making money that way that's a sign to me to get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:30 2020 No.17787491 >>17787286 Medical REITs like WELL and OHI, Oil like XOM and ET and sins stocks like MO and PM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:57 2020 No.17787503 >>17787478 What is this wall of text. Buy the dip retard. It's almost over

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:58 2020 No.17787504 >>17787487 Just bear with it friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:55:58 2020 No.17787505 >>17787467 Hope he gets some of these shartmart kikes infected

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Mar 13 17:56:08 2020 No.17787509 >>17787459 yeah.. you want to try and catch a huge move in premium before expiration

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:56:21 2020 No.17787516 File: 157 KB, 767x647, 1582748812085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787228 AYE AYE CAPTAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:56:32 2020 No.17787518 >>17787467 Well they're sneaking cauliflower into his mashed potatoes so who knows

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:56:35 2020 No.17787520 File: 649 KB, 1242x998, FB35ECC9-79A7-4322-9C49-0E999D5DB22E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >believe Rachel Maddow DRUMPF retard memes >lose money Never bet against a steak salesman ever again retards

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:56:45 2020 No.17787522 >>17787439 >>17787467 Yeah, it's a super infectious disease so probably those retarded bitchy journalists have it too. Seriously, there is no way to avoid this shit especially when your job is to go around meet people and make things happen.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:57:30 2020 No.17787536

Why do you think will make the market tank on Monday? honestly, only a huge blunder of actual on the ground testing that was promised will scare the market.

>Cases will rise in USA
priced in
>people will die especially the elderly
priced in
>it will take many months for this to pass
priced in

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:57:31 2020 No.17787537

Lads daily reminder that the FED upped their repo operations cap just this week to 500 billion dollars PER DAY, when it wasn't even more than 50 billion just a few months ago, this has never been seen before
you know what this means right? they are literally working really fucking hard to maintain the illusion that there is enough liquidity in the financial market, otherwise cash would entirely stop circulating creating a credit freeze
this is going to explode so hard like you've never seen before, the moment the injections are not enough

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:57:54 2020 No.17787546

>>17787439
ITS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT. He literally has a fucking hospital in his armored car. I know you with others wants Trump to get Corona, but he has a team and unlimited resources around him to make sure he's healthy.. jesus fucking christ this obsession in hope of him having it.. mental illness is spreading fast

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:58:18 2020 No.17787552 >>17787488 I agree the bear vs bull mentality is stupid, just make money. I also agree with retards talking being a sign.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:58:19 2020 No.17787553 >>17787522 But at least we have a drive through testing option

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:58:24 2020 No.17787554 >>17786740 knowing when to call it quits and walk away is the hardest part

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:58:50 2020 No.17787560
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https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/hagens-berman-national-trial-attorneys-urges-inovio-pharmaceuticals-ino-investors-who-have-suffered-significant-losses-to-contact-its-attorneys-firm-investigating-possible-securities-fraud-301021931.html

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
INO IS GOING TO SKYROCKET IF THIS INVESTIGATION FINDS NOTHING WRONG
WE'RE TALKING 6-20 TIMES RETURNS

THE ONLY QUESTION IS - IS IT FRAUD OR NOT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:58:59 2020 No.17787565 How would the reverse split effect gush? Wouldn't the value on gush stay the same?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:59:17 2020 No.17787572 File: 6 KB, 290x174, 5875B6EB-8FC5-4644-A243-10DBCE42ED9B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:59:22 2020 No.17787575 >>17787467 >>17787546 he literally said he hasn't been tested. cope, magnumpede

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:59:29 2020 No.17787579 >>17787504 Doing what I gotta do for the dump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:59:54 2020 No.17787583 Bought MSFT 105p 3/27 at 144 Am I a retard?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 17:59:56 2020 No.17787584 >>17787465 China never overprotect their people. What they're doing is the bare minimum necessary to keep the economy continues to run normally after this thing passed. Good luck if your country is doing less than what China have been doing.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:05 2020 No.17787585

>>17787546
No joke, these people are fucked in the head. Trump derangement syndrome is so real, some of those bitchy journalists asking such stupid questions were such annoying cunts God they should be fired. People here are literally wanting to cut off their nose to spite their face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:30 2020 No.17787589 >>17787536 > people think trump will survive the end of the month Priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:36 2020 No.17787593 >>17787565 He’s saying people will see it as a bad sign and sell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:43 2020 No.17787594 all 5 of the coworkers at my lunch table were talking about getting into cheap stocks rn, millenials with 0 knowledge. most bearish signal all day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:46 2020 No.17787595 >>17787277 >calls and puts not everything is options you fucking gamblers, you can just buy or short the actual stock itself instead of leveraging yourself into bankruptcy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:51 2020 No.17787596 >>17787487 gyms are all closed here man. Get out. Everyone is unknowingly sick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:52 2020 No.17787598 File: 301 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200313-180016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787356 Whew

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:00:55 2020 No.17787600
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>>17787520
Jesus you are fucking dumb. I again never blamed Trump for this nor do I dislike Trump. I was simply stating that his supporters focus on the virus "being just a flu" is fucking stupid when there are other bigger problems actually happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:02 2020 No.17787602 >>17787575 Please stop responding to the trump cumdrinkers and trolls

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:03 2020 No.17787603 >>17786877 Cute image I like it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:08 2020 No.17787604 >>17786662 It's just numbers bro (fed literally proved it this week). Stay healthy and take care of your family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:13 2020 No.17787605 China will resume mass production next week. The bottom was at 22K

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:44 2020 No.17787615 >>17787583 105 puts? Damn dude. I hope it works out for you because I would love MSFT at that price.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:01:50 2020 No.17787616 >>17787546 I’m a trump voter you kike. I just want more cheapies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:02:21 2020 No.17787624 >>17787487 Alter hau da ab, als würden die ganzen idioten die Geräte sauber machen

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:02:29 2020 No.17787625 >>17787600 Please stop responding to the retards and bait

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:02:29 2020 No.17787626 >>17787585 Yeah the fact they asked him like 4 times if hes been tested was stupid, its not like his answer was gonna change

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:02:35 2020 No.17787630 File: 216 KB, 1195x1080, 1584050515024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787579

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:02:41 2020 No.17787631 Hope you got your DIS cheapies. I did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:03:10 2020 No.17787635 >>17787600 No one here is a stupid Facebook trumpboomer, not all of his supporters are the same or want the same things out of him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:03:11 2020 No.17787638 >>17787487 You're in the gym at 23?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:03:24 2020 No.17787642

>>17787422
I don't know if I'll even have puts in two weeks.

I'm not really a stock market guy, I just got the same feeling predicting the Corona spread that I got when predicting chainlink would take off. Since I couldn't think of any logical reason why it would fail to be a disaster if unchecked, I started looking at our government and figured they would leave it unchecked, so I bet on it.

I guess of one's prediction of other people's behavior is a mistake, even if it's just one person

I fucking hate Trump but today he may have pulled off a masterstroke. Completely surprised me and made a fucking amazing show of it, too.

It's hard to say if it's too late but given how spread out the US is, he may have done it in time for contact tracing and isolation to work everywhere outside the cities, with the cities being able to import necessary life-saving equipment from rural areas that are barely hit. He also said they're ordering a lot more respirators, so the total life-saving surge capacity may well drastically increase so that we avoid being Italy where people die in the hallway even if this does spread more.

It might be too late for them to stop it but I really don't think it is. We'll see in the next couple of weeks but I think for it to be too late we'd need to have been hearing of way more people getting infected in rural areas. We haven't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:03:30 2020 No.17787645 >>17786877 Good advice and now I want to watch this cartoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:04:00 2020 No.17787652 >>17787624 >Alter

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:04:17 2020 No.17787660 >>17787625 Honestly at this point I will stop, because their lack of reading comprehension is amazing. How they keep trying to say I blamed or hate trump when I say I don't in the literal first line

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:04:18 2020 No.17787661

>>17787575
>>17787602
Right because even if he was tested and came positive he is retarded enough to come out and tell the American people about it. I don't know why you guys hate him so much but are such naive dumb fucks, the dude is a CEO of course he won't play that card even if he is holding it. Jesus can you retards imagine him just coming out and saying "Why yes I got tested and I'm positive and not feeling well" and then just tank the market. I seriously hope you retards never get any sort of role in leadership because you guys would suck ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:04:35 2020 No.17787667 >>17787638 Yes, less coofers around

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:04:48 2020 No.17787672 >>17787584 we are very fucked

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:05:10 2020 No.17787678

>>17786554
I believe we will open to a bloodbath of a Monday, and the week will end with S&P500 under 2k.

How do I play this? Can't buy SPY puts over the weekend (as far as I know), and I think if I wait till Monday, it will be to late.

How do you bet on the above scenario?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:05:26 2020 No.17787685 >>17787602 i'm just here for the penny stocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:05:31 2020 No.17787687 >>17787652 Brudi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:05:56 2020 No.17787694 RED MONDAY BOIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:04 2020 No.17787696 >>17787560 Attorneys looking for clients. We call those ambulance chasers. Nice try Shlomo esq.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:21 2020 No.17787700 >>17787694 Here’s hoping, I need TECS to moon

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:22 2020 No.17787701 >>17786596 The repo was happening anyway, regardless

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:22 2020 No.17787702 AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I BUY BUY BUY MORE REGENERON AND LILLYYYYYYYYYY CRAMER GIVING THEM THE PUMP SAYS THEYRE CLOSEST TO FINDING A TREATMENT!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:24 2020 No.17787703 >>17787626 And they got agitated in their tone about it, the same type self absorbed nagging shit you'd hear from an ex-girlfriend or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:44 2020 No.17787712 File: 261 KB, 1039x559, 8B2109D7-E899-4B64-9AFE-33E2A23D9BCA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787422 Stupid fucking boomers expect to be spoon fed. Do some research instead of waiting for some larper to tell you exactly what to buy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:06:59 2020 No.17787717 >>17787537 What if youve never used credit bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:07:10 2020 No.17787724 File: 333 KB, 1357x1920, 1575260332990.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787603

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:07:36 2020 No.17787735 Aww schucks. Boss man wagie say no closings. No two week paid neet time for me. :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:07:37 2020 No.17787737 >>17787678 well trade futures then? imo premiums and volatility are so high right now that I prefer those fancy ETFs instead of options for short term stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:07:55 2020 No.17787744 >>17787661 They don't hate him. They want the -20% crash it would unleash. Bobofags are thirsty for crypto-like gains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:08:35 2020 No.17787754 Are any of you gush guys worried about the reverse split?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:08:54 2020 No.17787760 >>17787737 I'm a eurofag. Which platform to use?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:09:10 2020 No.17787763 We're fucked here as well. People going nuts over TP and hand sanitizer of all things. I guess the thought of using Dawn antibacterial dish soap to wash hands never crossed anyone's mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:09:28 2020 No.17787767 >>17787422 >>17787712 If the anon is here who was chiding me last night for explaining puts to the other anon, I understand where you're coming from now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:09:30 2020 No.17787768 >>17787754 Not even a little, more worried about this gains boner lasting 4 or more hours

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:10:20 2020 No.17787783

>>17787575
They have obviously checked up on him to look for it, which means he doesn't feel the need to take the actual test or "self-isolate". Again, he's the US president.. if you don't know the precautions the team around him takes to ensure he's healthy, then watch a documentary about it or something. I'm telling you, he doesn't have it. He should show symptoms in roughly 9 days now so let's see, if he doesn't have it then our bet is that you should all-in FOMO buy the first crypto shitcoin you think of. Deal? Same for me if he does have it. Deal

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:10:21 2020 No.17787784 >>17787696 Stay mad kike

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:10:47 2020 No.17787790 >he fell for the trade war iran war repo market gas price coronavirus quarantine sports leagues cancelled autocallables Canadian train network meme

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:10:57 2020 No.17787794

>>17787717
credit freeze is more or less cash freezing, companies and banks themselves need cash to operate daily, if that flow of money stops, it's an economic disaster
the fact that the FED has upped their operation and are pumping money in hundreds of billions into the repo market right now signals that the liquidity is tremendously weak yet they are trying to maintain the illusion that it's there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:11:13 2020 No.17787798 File: 61 KB, 350x335, 1462216999868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787754 Why, its literally free money. 1000 shares at 1$ would turn into $10,000 after the price raises to 10$.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:12:31 2020 No.17787820 >>17787537 Yeah, I'm honestly surprised more people aren't talking about this. They replaced a bubble with another bigger one. This isn't going to end well at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:12:43 2020 No.17787826 >>17787768 I honestly don't know why I didn't pull the trigger on 500@.50 this morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:12:44 2020 No.17787827 >>17787560 Lurk more newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:12:46 2020 No.17787828 >>17787798 Did you just copy and paste a Stocktwit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:00 2020 No.17787835 >>17787790 we're still down 1000 sp500 points fyi with no good news and no reason to expect anything to start getting better next week or next month

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:18 2020 No.17787837 >#BREAKING Democrats, Trump administration reach deal on coronavirus relief: Pelosi #BREAKING Democrats, Trump administration reach deal on coronavirus relief: Pelosi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:26 2020 No.17787838 Easiest way to invest in ETF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:26 2020 No.17787839 The worst news day in the US was literally yesterday. Coronavirus number wise is nothing compared to H1N1 in ‘09. The entire lifeblood of the US was put on hold or outright cancelled yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:52 2020 No.17787845 >>17787835 pretty sure that person was being ironic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:13:54 2020 No.17787846 >priced in kek this is only the beginning

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:01 2020 No.17787850 >>17786628 lol there's zero logic to a pump after Trump declares national emergency. Can't believe you're falling for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:03 2020 No.17787851 >>17787798 Eh works for me. ALL IN

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:05 2020 No.17787853

>>17787760
I'm from Germany but do option trading on tastyworks (US based) using currencyfair for international wire transfers ($20 fee, so deposit big numbers), the platform has almost everything you need including futures. tried stuff like degiro, pure garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:27 2020 No.17787859 >>17787838 Robinhood

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:33 2020 No.17787861 File: 312 KB, 800x800, 1545051108020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787837 Sorry bears, Monday will be green as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:34 2020 No.17787863 >>17787794 >illusion They’re just trying to keep it working, it’s not some smoke screen, it’s greasing the gears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:14:46 2020 No.17787866 >>17787826 Bought a 100 @.53 and did a few long calls. I hope I make it desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:15:05 2020 No.17787872 >>17787837 Lol trump bent the knee to Pelosi

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:15:34 2020 No.17787877 >>17786879 ...no? He probably trades options.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:15:36 2020 No.17787878 >>17787754 >reverse split? Who is splitting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:15:46 2020 No.17787881 >>17787798 Yeah and it’s going to hit $2000 like it did in June 2015 >>17787826 It is a high and beautiful wave but honestly I bought shares in the event MBS gets kashoggied or something >>17787861 Wrong, I need it to be bad so it will be

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:16:00 2020 No.17787886 >>17787872 Doubt it. He could have held well into next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:16:02 2020 No.17787887 >>17787861 NUUUUUUUU I DIDNT BUY TODAYS DIP I SLEEEEEPT IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN AGAIIIIIIINNNNNNN

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:16:06 2020 No.17787889

>>17787850
Yeah because he pretty much when in front of camera and told everyone to panic. Did you even listen to his conference and the ramp up to fighting this disease?

Please just go fuck yourself if you are too dumb to see this because you are being too emotional right now. I get you hate the guy but he isn't even the worst president that we have had at this point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:16:44 2020 No.17787898 >>17787866 Only reason I didn't is because I'm holding a decent chunk of USO. Luck to you brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:17:01 2020 No.17787905 >>17786879 no. Fidelity doesn't do crypto, not sure about robinhood, but I don't think that profile resembled the crypto markets today either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:17:24 2020 No.17787915 Thoughts on shorting japan?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:17:34 2020 No.17787918 >>17787157 screencapped for next week. You have no idea what you're getting into.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:17:47 2020 No.17787920 >>17787863 yeah even worse, they greased the gears so much that they can no longer function without fed funneling billions into the debt market

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:18:15 2020 No.17787925 >>17787915 I wouldn’t after a drop like that. They also just gave Abe war powers, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Bullish imo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:18:15 2020 No.17787928 File: 119 KB, 640x640, 774b5d54-c674-495d-aec5-b2750ea87e4f..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787546 REEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:18:57 2020 No.17787940 >>17786662 Anthony I....

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:06 2020 No.17787944 >>17787863 >>17787920 This is actually the real problem here compared to Corona. The markets will probably get a pump next week since serious efforts are now being put into fighting this disease but it doesn't fix the financial situation we are in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:07 2020 No.17787945 File: 232 KB, 338x423, 832E1199-4EB5-4082-89F7-35546A2F1562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17787918

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:09 2020 No.17787946 Let's wait for news over the weekend to start judging Monday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:22 2020 No.17787951 >>17787889 I voted for him dumbass. I'm just saying it's obvious this is an artificial pump before the real bad news comes this weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:22 2020 No.17787952 >>17787878 Gush is doing a reverse split

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:28 2020 No.17787955 This is one of the laziest restart trump supporters I’ve ever seen. Are we being raided by discord trannies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:19:45 2020 No.17787960 >>17787946 Ha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:20:11 2020 No.17787965 >>17787925 >They also just gave Abe war powers, so he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Bullish imo. That is indeed bullish for the nips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:20:47 2020 No.17787979 >>17787944 It certainly adds some relief and makes me more confident that this won’t result in a financial crisis. It’s always about keeping things going as long as possible no one thinks Rome lasts forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:20:50 2020 No.17787980 >>17787945 >NYC will never go into quarantine you won't be as funny as that guy but at least I'll remember you for a few days and laugh to myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:21:57 2020 No.17787998 >>17787951 No, the real problem is this. We are going to get a pump and we can outlive corona but we can't get away from this problem. >>17787794

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:22:06 2020 No.17788003 So did the feds pump a trillion dollars or what was the fucking reason for the market pumping like that???

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:22:17 2020 No.17788006 >>17787952 >Gush Direxion Daily S&P Oil & Gas Exp. & Prod. Bull 3X Shares (GUSH) This?

>>	don’t Fri Mar 13 18:22:54 2020 No.17788016 reminder: don’t fucking dance

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:22:57 2020 No.17788017 IM SO ANGRY I SLEPT IN AGAIN PLEASE SOMEONE POST YOUR BUYS TODAY. TELL ME YOU BOUGHT THAT FUCKING INSANE DIP. firesale on some of the best goddamn American companies. COST LLY LMT PEP... fuck dude...

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:22:58 2020 No.17788018

>>17787944
it's literally unstoppable, the moment they stop there'll be a lockup of the financial system, liquidity flow stops immediatly
that's why they are so desperate to maintain it, they put themselves in such a shitty situation that they can never get out of without a complete meltdown

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:24:30 2020 No.17788048

>>17788018
Yeah the day that meltdown finally happens is probably when the real happening will begin and all those Doom Ron Paul memes won't seem so funny. It's obvious we have an economy and financial system running on fumes now and nobody wants the ride to end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:24:31 2020 No.17788050 >>17788017 >sleeping in >caring about stocks pick one

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:25:13 2020 No.17788059 File: 115 KB, 1560x908, AMD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17788017 I bought the dip but not as deep as I wanted to. It's okay, I still have airlines and cruises.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:26:08 2020 No.17788073

>>17787944
>>17787979
By definition, they only way to fix the situation we are in is for the fed to raise interest rates, burn money, and therefore cause a small recession. The longer they wait the bigger the recession. It doesn't matter how much they soften the blow now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:26:18 2020 No.17788074 >>17788059 cruises are never coming back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:26:30 2020 No.17788080 >>17788016 I get this reference

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:26:30 2020 No.17788081 >>17788003 It wasn't a pump, every bearcuck just can't see obvious stockholder trust.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:27:05 2020 No.17788098

My puts went +100k today, and ended at -20k. I'm holding over the weekend though because I fully expect a massive bloody Monday after everyone realizes all that stupid shit they said at the conference was meaningless. No date on when we're getting tests, how many tests, etc. It was a massive corporate circle jerk for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:27:10 2020 No.17788099 >>17788059 >buying the dip on AMD What??? This was the least active stock!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:27:32 2020 No.17788103 >>17788074 Never say never anon, boomers will want to cruise after kung flu is done. And full flights will resume too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:28:01 2020 No.17788111 Only 2 stocks are allowed in this general, SQQQ and GUSH, i don't want any discussion about anything else We need a /smg/ acronym for SQQQ M_____ GUSH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:28:05 2020 No.17788112 >>17788073 They were supposed to stop pumping it a while ago. I don't know how much more pumping they will do before raising the interest rate again but having 10 yr bonds yielding nothing is a fucking terrible sign right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:28:18 2020 No.17788115 >>17788098 I'm in this with you bro. One of my UVXY calls executed and I'm loaded with shares.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:28:47 2020 No.17788125

>>17788098
NYC has been working with private labs to get mass automated testing ready

They have been waiting for a week, begging Trump on Twitter to give them permission to do the automated tests

There's probably tons of capacity ready in other cities too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:29:07 2020 No.17788134 >>17788111 Why not just call it QUSH, sounds like a weed strain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:29:26 2020 No.17788141 >>17788099 Anon, I'm investing, not gambling. Biggest gamble I have right now is INO.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:29:41 2020 No.17788144

>>17788103
you really think boomers will go on a cruise after people they know died from Chink flu that got spread by retarded activity like cruises?

Actually you're right they are that dumb. But it'll be a while before people want to go on cruises. This virus is gonna take a while to run its course.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:30:27 2020 No.17788162

>>17788073
it's fucking sick when you think that they had a real opportunity in the 2008 crash to finally delevrage the banks of their rotten debt ridden balance sheets and restructure the system so that they work within their means, but instead they literally went into overdrive mode and bailed them out with their rotten balance sheets and continued pumping money into the debt market

I seriously hope that I'll get to see a global financial meltdown in my lifetime even if I become homeless just to see those crooks suffer, good thing they'll probably die before then anyway

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Mar 13 18:30:42 2020 No.17788168 >>17788111 those aren't even stocks you faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:31:23 2020 No.17788177 >>17788168 lol they are ETFs.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:31:36 2020 No.17788182
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>>17788059
I don't know anon, I see some airlines and cruises here
https://robinhood.com/collections/100-most-popular
CCL, AAL, BA are there along with the weed stocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:31:43 2020 No.17788185 >>17788168 That's the meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:32:22 2020 No.17788199 >>17788168 Neither is LCI enjoy ur 13 dollar average, wait its been 2 years probably 9 dollar now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:32:29 2020 No.17788200 >>17788162 Fuck man I do too but I still need to stock up on my happening supplies for when it happens!

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:32:57 2020 No.17788214
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>>17788144
>you really think boomers will go on a cruise after people they know died from Chink flu that got spread by retarded activity like cruises?
That ought to be a rhetorical question.

And yeah it'll be a moment before boomers want to cruise, but airlines are necessary.
Airlines are my short-term, cruises are my mid-long term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:33:11 2020 No.17788219 >>17788006 So? It’ll be worth $40 then

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:33:24 2020 No.17788222 >>17788141 >investing, not gambling ok bud >>17788162 as much as I would also love to see the world burn, I would rather see somebody who can get shit done get appointed to lead the fed. We need Paul Volcker back

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:33:44 2020 No.17788230 >>17788081 trust in what? they're lying about beer flu numbers, who would be stupid enough to trust the government?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:33:47 2020 No.17788231

>>17788006
Anyway, leveraged ETF's steadily reduce in value over the longterm. It's the nature of what they do. A R/S means fuck all for them and they shouldn't be held overnight anyway. Buying a R/S of a L.ETF is a wasteful move....it means nothing because you shouldn't be holding them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:34:18 2020 No.17788246 >>17788219 see >>17788231 L>ETF's are daily plays. Never hold over-night

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:34:36 2020 No.17788253 >>17788168 get meme'd XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:35:54 2020 No.17788273 >>17788231 >>17788246 hold em overnight if you know there's going to be a 2k point swing at market open. I'm holding SPXS because i know it's going to be a blood bath monday morning

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:36:02 2020 No.17788277

>>17788073
This is... not when I would be raising interest rates. There’s never a time when these things seem like a good idea, eventually maybe we’ll get a volker type.

but as long as he doesn’t look down, wil e coyote can keep running on air. Betting against the system rarely ends well, I wouldn’t call a top here.

And like Cramer is saying literally right now, I’m not betting on today’s rally marking the bottom either. Though those midday cheapies we saw... those might be hard to find again. LMT at 305...

>>17788074
I believe this is highly likely

>>17788050
I’m having a hard time man! I’m trying! Now that I can’t go to the gym without catching airborne aids I’m really fucked up. Maybe I’ve got SAD or something I don’t fucking know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:36:37 2020 No.17788289 >>17788273 Sure, you can, but it's a ballsy move. It's just unnecessary risk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:36:44 2020 No.17788292 File: 150 KB, 680x680, Unfortunately the clock is ticking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17788230 >who would be stupid enough to trust the government? Apparently fucking everyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:37:26 2020 No.17788312 File: 219 KB, 1200x675, C4850FED-DDAC-4474-93F8-1FCF17B36CBC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17788246 >not going long on GUSH for when it hits $2000 like bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:38:20 2020 No.17788330 >>17788312 IT'S NOT A STOCK! It gets reordered EVERY NIGHT! Even if you hold over night and the ticker goes up you can lose money based on the daily reset

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:39:08 2020 No.17788342 >>17788289 it's not ballsy, i'm 100% sure Monday will be a catastrophe for bulls. the only reason i bought those instead of more puts is because my extra bank transfer hasn't cleared yet so i couldn't buy options with it yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:40:10 2020 No.17788364 >>17788342 Post your gains when you win....I wanna see it. You're judgement about the open is probably right.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:41:07 2020 No.17788382

>>17788230
>>17788081
>>17788003
>>17787850

You ever wonder what happens when too many people are short the market and something good happens, and then the bigger guys start covering their short positions?

That’s what I call “Jerome printing money” or “literally QE” or “the fed injecting liquidity in the market”, it’s a technical term for when shortsellers want to take profits have to buyback the stock they shorted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:43:05 2020 No.17788420 >>17788342 How can you be so sure? Lot of momentum coming in Monday from that trillion into repos. Only 100 billion has been accepted

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:43:38 2020 No.17788431 >>17788364 sure thing >>17788382 more extreme methods will need to be taken to save this market, this isn't a financial crisis

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:43:56 2020 No.17788438 >>17788016 >taps nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:44:59 2020 No.17788463 >>17788074 They will.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:45:02 2020 No.17788464 >>17788420 cuz there will be an ungodly number of coronavirus cases and 80% of companies are going to miss their earnings

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:46:02 2020 No.17788486 >>17788162 The outcome would have been worse if the banks went under.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:46:09 2020 No.17788489 NEW >>17788478 >>17788478 >>17788478 NEW >>17788478 >>17788478 >>17788478 GO GO GO >>17788478 >>17788478 >>17788478

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:47:16 2020 No.17788506 Went all-in on GUSH and HOU (canadian crude fund) today and feeling safer than ever. It might take a few years but I'll be 10x easily. I bought GUSH at 60 fucking cents. It will not settle here.

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:47:17 2020 No.17788507

>>17788059
Bought amd? Nice whats your DCA?

No idea why people are obsessed with catching the knives on the airlines and cruises. They’re not particularly good companies, and they’re getting hit hard right now for a good reason.

If you’re a trader I guess it makes sense. But as a long term investment, I’d rather be in things like Pharma, tech, and defense.

I remember in one of those graham books the intro talks about the airlines having been terrible for investors,‘I don’t remember exactly why, but we’re in a 9/11 like environment for the airlines, the fear can stay a lot longer than is rational. And they STILL don’t know if they’ll ever get those Boeing planes they were counting on, and if passengers will be cool with using them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:47:44 2020 No.17788519 >>17788382 so you're saying I'm not totally fucked and Monday could be good for me (red)?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:48:12 2020 No.17788525 >>17788464 Monday it's 2019 q4 earnings they will be fine, q1 2020 will be the the bloodbath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 18:50:04 2020 No.17788553 >>17788277 >>17788222 Wew hive mind summoning volker. But let’s solve the oil and corona crises first. >>17788519 What I’m saying is uhhhh go ahead and reread my post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:01:28 2020 No.17788761 >>17786916 >not spending all his savings on alcohol to horde

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:07:32 2020 No.17788874 File: 162 KB, 828x803, 42D11D5D-CF4C-4E9E-8058-E2620E18F3AC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought these at 3:55pm today when market decided to green dildo my asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:11:22 2020 No.17788946 >>17788874 >betting that much against the US market after it fell 20% What? What % of your portfolio is that?

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 19:11:28 2020 No.17788950

>>17788874
Don't worry bruv, shit is FUCKED on Monday. There's no way we don't keep tumbling down after the market realizes that this recent conference didn't help anything. People still won't go out, they still won't be buying stuff, they still won't be taking cruises, going to large gatherings, etc. The supply chain is still fucked as well.

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