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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:20:24 2020 No.17782174 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:17 2020 No.17782216 SELL TRUMP IS A RETARD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:19 2020 No.17782220 gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:25 2020 No.17782224 File: 434 KB, 1082x695, 1581644958321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] comfy check

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:25 2020 No.17782225 ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:37 2020 No.17782232 File: 505 KB, 541x580, 1583982308818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's waiting till it closes, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:39 2020 No.17782234 WHERE IS HE... MY PUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:41 2020 No.17782237 File: 118 KB, 1024x631, 1537579394170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782174 NTH FOR GET THE FUCK ON STAGE ORANGE MAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:42 2020 No.17782238 looks like it was true about the short sale ban, holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:42 2020 No.17782239 >>17782224 IM A NERVOUS WRECK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:46 2020 No.17782243 IMPORTANT EOD POLL >IMPORTANT EOD POLL http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538 (embed) http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538 (embed) http://www.strawpoll.me/19530538 (embed) >IMPORTANT EOD POLL IMPORTANT EOD POLL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:52 2020 No.17782248 First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:56 2020 No.17782251 Literally the entire world is waiting on this guy and he's over 20 minutes late. How can you possibly be bullish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:56 2020 No.17782252 DDDDRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:58 2020 No.17782254 File: 158 KB, 843x566, haha money printer goes brrr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] haha money printer goes brrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:21:58 2020 No.17782255 File: 7 KB, 233x216, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw spent my life's savings on puts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:01 2020 No.17782257 IGSB going up, trump announcing unlimited credit to corporations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:01 2020 No.17782259 INO FASTTRACKED VACCINES NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:04 2020 No.17782262 ALL BOARDS REPORT IN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:04 2020 No.17782263 >>17782174 trump is going to fuck the markets up isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:04 2020 No.17782264 >>17782188 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:05 2020 No.17782267 File: 441 KB, 1350x900, 1534651343147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >market manipulation >stalling to have speech after markets close This is the power of liberal democracies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:08 2020 No.17782269 Delaying to keep it green until closing, the news is bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:13 2020 No.17782274 >ORANGE NIGGER LOVING JEW GOLEM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:15 2020 No.17782277 ORANGE MAN LATE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:15 2020 No.17782278 >>17782232 He wanted to buy puts, but RH is acting up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:24 2020 No.17782281 File: 36 KB, 600x885, 1584055864764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE THE FUCK IS TRUMP? IVE BEEN "TAKING A SHIT" AT WORK FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:26 2020 No.17782282 Has there been a more chad politician? He's making the entire world wait for him

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:27 2020 No.17782284 >he's waiting until the circuit breakers are disabled in order to crash the market trump in the tank for the bears

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:28 2020 No.17782287 WTF HAPPENED BROS TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY WAS SECURED HOW COULD A FUCKING FLU DESTROY ALL THE GAINS HE BROUGHT IN THE MARKET?!?!?!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:34 2020 No.17782290 A reporter just said bear market on the stream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:34 2020 No.17782291 >>17782263 By the time he shows up, it will be closed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:34 2020 No.17782292 File: 660 KB, 1376x820, 1583261371669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he's waiting until they cant trigger the circuit breakers. Based Trump.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:22:38 2020 No.17782293 >>17782243 I knew it... I'm taking advice from a bunch of faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:49 2020 No.17782299 >>17782232 Mondays going to be a fucking bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:49 2020 No.17782302 TRUMP WILL PUMP TRUMP WILL PUMP SELL KIDNEYS 100x LONG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:52 2020 No.17782305 >>17782278 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:22:53 2020 No.17782306 I WANT TO FUCK CORONA-CHAN FOR THE PURPOSE OF BECOMING HER DISEASED SLAVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:01 2020 No.17782308 File: 55 KB, 258x360, 1473162359505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782281 BACK TO YOUR DESK WAGIE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:03 2020 No.17782309 >>17782269 It fucking better be

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:03 2020 No.17782311 >>17782262 /leftypol/ checking in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:03 2020 No.17782312 >>17782251 >THE WORLD WAITS ON TRUMP >PROVES AMERICAN SUPERIORITY EXTREMELY BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:09 2020 No.17782315 >15 min before close >he comes out >"It's Happening" >end transmission

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:10 2020 No.17782317 >NO TELEPROMPTER >NO TELEPROMPTER He's gonna freestyle this and crash the economy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:14 2020 No.17782319 >>17782282 Trump is a women. Only women are late

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:15 2020 No.17782322

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:20 2020 No.17782325 File: 197 KB, 773x1000, BRRRRFED.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782254 DON'T STOP MOVING THESE HANDS FEDNIGGERS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:24 2020 No.17782327 Trumps speech will rocket the stock market to the moon. Screen cap this post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:27 2020 No.17782331 File: 33 KB, 663x579, no hope.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782232 It will be a biblical crash

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:29 2020 No.17782333 >>17782278 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:36 2020 No.17782336 Waiting until they cant trigger the breakers and it only closes 2k down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:36 2020 No.17782337 he's gonna delay til 4, the fucking pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:41 2020 No.17782339 >>17782281 lmao we just huddled round my phone to watch Boris Johnson's speech yesterday something like this should be required viewing desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:53 2020 No.17782342 >>17782311 not a board

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:59 2020 No.17782344 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, 1433275048698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:23:59 2020 No.17782345 He really is gonna stall till close, huh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:01 2020 No.17782347 File: 58 KB, 396x691, 1500866163554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >trump delay means breakers won't trip

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:24:04 2020 No.17782349 >>17782262 /biz/ checking in

>>	Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 Fri Mar 13 15:24:20 2020 No.17782360 >>17782262 local /x/man here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:29 2020 No.17782368 File: 22 KB, 291x200, 1467239360413.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782311

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:30 2020 No.17782367 File: 157 KB, 767x647, Bobo Zone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782299 digits confirm, Blood monday 17k

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:30 2020 No.17782369 YOU FUCKING ORANGE NIGGER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US????

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:32 2020 No.17782370 >>17782255 How come you are so greedy and retarded first rule has to be invest only the money you can spend

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:37 2020 No.17782373 Something is wrong, sell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:43 2020 No.17782377 Imma take a shit, can't be fucked to wait on this lazy faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:45 2020 No.17782378 >>17782262 /v/ here. waiting for my fucking nioh 2 amazon package and this fat orange fuck ain't here yet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:24:47 2020 No.17782379 I kind of feel that if he was planning to delay, he would have just scheduled it for later. Then again, that might send the wrong signal to the markets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:02 2020 No.17782386 File: 40 KB, 750x781, 1509338931836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Market reacts better to no-show Trump than it does to babbling bullshit Trump. Smartest move ever. 4D CHESS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:07 2020 No.17782389 DOW IS GOING UP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:08 2020 No.17782390 File: 27 KB, 402x402, 1460308525459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WAITS UNTIL CLOSE >ANNOUNCES THE MARKETS ARE HALTED FOR ONE MONTH EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY >NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY >MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:09 2020 No.17782391 I doubt there's anything he can say at this point that would flip the market. The damage has been done and people will panic regardless

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:13 2020 No.17782395 >>17782369 SET FOR 3 AND WAITED AN HOUR TO TRICK TRADERS TODAY ULTRA BEAR NEWS INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:15 2020 No.17782396 >>17782379 bingo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:20 2020 No.17782398 SIRENS ON STREAM HE"S DYING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:22 2020 No.17782402 >>17782347 All part of his plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:24 2020 No.17782403 WHY ARE THE GAY MARKETS STILL PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:25 2020 No.17782404 who else is seeing that blonde attention whore

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:31 2020 No.17782407 >>17782262 /biz/ here

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:32 2020 No.17782409

Deadass this is the last chance you have to pull your money out and put it into TVIX or SQQQ there's a very low possibility Monday isn't going to be a fucking shit show for America

>Universities closing down
>Sporting events stopped
>Massive amount of companies telling workers to work from home
>US is shitting the bed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:39 2020 No.17782415 >making fun of trump on stream lol based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:42 2020 No.17782417 >people itt think that him receiving updates on new bill and stimulus is a happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:45 2020 No.17782420 AMBULANCE COMING FOR TRUMP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:46 2020 No.17782421 >>17782262 /Fit/checking in Daddy needs a new squat rack for the garage

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:51 2020 No.17782425 Today was an ez $312 made. All cash now over the weekend. Get ready for black friday the 13th

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:52 2020 No.17782426 >>17782379 I agree. People always speculate about market action. There maybe some tactics at play here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:54 2020 No.17782427 >>17782371 >WHITE TEXT ?!?!?! What kind of gay ass layout are you using?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:54 2020 No.17782428 File: 984 KB, 1440x1080, 1582557803182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Trump about to throw the deuces and fly away in a helicopter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:25:58 2020 No.17782431 >he's actually going to wait until market closes The absolute madman

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:02 2020 No.17782434 >>17782262 Another /v/ here. I just hope the world keeps it together long enough for me to install doom eternal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:04 2020 No.17782436 >>17782262 bodybuilding.com misc checking in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:07 2020 No.17782442 INB4 HE GOT CORONAD AND FUCKING DIED TEN MINUTES AGO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:16 2020 No.17782444 >>17782390 Guaranteed lost election, expect more brrrrrrrrrrrr announcements

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:16 2020 No.17782445 Jerome is in the back room furiously pumping his persoal "Funny Munny" printer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:19 2020 No.17782449 he's literally having coughing fits as we speak it will be cancelled or pence will do it after market of course monday biggest red day ever confirmed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:19 2020 No.17782451 File: 29 KB, 650x590, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHERE ARE ALL ANON FROM LAST GENERAL SAYING THERE WOULD BE NO BAD NEWS WHAT NOW. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:21 2020 No.17782452 >>17782389 >brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >$500 billion appears

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:24 2020 No.17782454 File: 75 KB, 707x707, 1553222519320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw been short for weeks and actually making money literally never covering

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:32 2020 No.17782458 File: 3 KB, 418x109, 888888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782427

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:40 2020 No.17782463 >4chan still supports this useless orange AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:41 2020 No.17782464 Cant find trump, secret service searching the white house for him, he is not in the pantry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:41 2020 No.17782465 What's happeingn!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:46 2020 No.17782468 Runite Support at 22000

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:47 2020 No.17782469 >>17782262 /fit/izen here i seek all gains NO HUMANITY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:26:57 2020 No.17782471 SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:02 2020 No.17782472 >>17782409 The faggots on CNBC said the markets would still trade electronically though

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:12 2020 No.17782478 File: 16 KB, 295x300, 1566721743517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if he just started showing symptoms

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:16 2020 No.17782480 >>17782458 OH, the gayest then.

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Fri Mar 13 15:27:21 2020 No.17782485 PFE taking steps to tackle COVID19.... calls calls calls

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:27:22 2020 No.17782486 Trump's not signing the covid-19 survival bill, we're all going to die. Also fuck Pelosi for getting the market's hopes up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:27 2020 No.17782487 >>17782404 To prevent boomers going into depression mode for the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:39 2020 No.17782495 >trump grouping all the MSM reporters in one place to gas them with corona-chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:43 2020 No.17782497 Ok but seriously it was for 3pm Eastern right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:49 2020 No.17782501 >fed pumps for +5% >give a speech on how everything's fine and market is recovering smart

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:27:52 2020 No.17782504 >>17782463 what is the alternative? a communist or a molester?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:00 2020 No.17782511 >>17782454 how much you damn cuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:01 2020 No.17782510 File: 621 KB, 628x522, 1584127609731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:01 2020 No.17782513 How is that fucking ape still not talking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:02 2020 No.17782512 Next Monday will make the previous one look like a joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:04 2020 No.17782514 >>17782262 r/Socialism checking in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:04 2020 No.17782516 >yfw the white house doctor is running like a mother fucker to tell Trump he's positive

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:05 2020 No.17782518 File: 6 KB, 238x211, bulls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are we ready bears?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:08 2020 No.17782520 >>17782469 >i seek all gains >NO HUMANITY You've got the survivor mindset anon. You're ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:20 2020 No.17782521 WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS ORANGE KEK?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:22 2020 No.17782524 >trump not showing up at all Extremely bullish

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:28:23 2020 No.17782525 >>17782409 Bro, that's literally to just slow down the spread of the virus, everybody is going to get this shit, but they don't want everybody to have it at once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:23 2020 No.17782526 >>17782512 Yup

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:25 2020 No.17782529 My hands are fucking shaking holding all this SQQQ, please fuck up trump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:27 2020 No.17782530 >>17782463 4chan never supported that fraud, it was all memes for the lulz that outsiders mistook for support causing them to invade from facebook and reddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:37 2020 No.17782535 >>17782468 weird as fuck - dump already

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:42 2020 No.17782536 File: 68 KB, 1003x400, LLL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782480

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:48 2020 No.17782541 >>17782514 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:49 2020 No.17782542 HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >MARTIAL LAW DECLARED >FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED >ELECTIONS SUSPENDED MARTIAL LAW DECLARED FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED ELECTIONS SUSPENDED >MARTIAL LAW DECLARED >FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED >ELECTIONS SUSPENDED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:50 2020 No.17782543 >>17782396 >>17782426 I did a smart

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:50 2020 No.17782544 is trump ever going to speak hes literally half an hour late to his own conference what is his PROBLEM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:53 2020 No.17782546 SNIBBEDY SNAB :DDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:55 2020 No.17782548 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:56 2020 No.17782549 File: 7 KB, 232x217, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782518 Its time

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:56 2020 No.17782550 TWO MINUTE WARNING FROM NBC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:28:57 2020 No.17782551 2 MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:01 2020 No.17782556 File: 537 KB, 2048x1536, 1487467873951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /k/ommando ready and waiting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:02 2020 No.17782557 BREAKING: TRUMP AND PENCE IN ICU, PELOSI IS NOW PRESIDENT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:06 2020 No.17782558 >waiting until market close It's fucking over get out

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:06 2020 No.17782560 >>17782465 Anon, you‘re gay. >>17782262 /co/ reporting in

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:10 2020 No.17782565 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html NYC LOCKDOWN OVER WEEKEND, OVER 400 CASES, SPREADING FASTER THAN EUROPE, BUY FOOD NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:10 2020 No.17782567 WHERE IS TRUMP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:28 2020 No.17782577 >>17782497 People on stream are allegedly saying 3:30 is the new time so in a minute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:30 2020 No.17782578 File: 949 KB, 450x205, 1582765986944.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782518 AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:32 2020 No.17782579 >Mnuchin rolls Trump out in a wheel chair

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:33 2020 No.17782580 >>17782529 even if he announces something good, market will dump at end of day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:44 2020 No.17782587 WHY NOT JUST SAY YOU WILL DO IT AT 4 YOU JEW LOVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:46 2020 No.17782589 >>17782525 Yes, but its gonna help with printing money because of people's overreaction

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:46 2020 No.17782590 >>17782391 >"It's just a joke guys. There's no corona virus" >all "dead" people come out laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:49 2020 No.17782592 HE ARRIVED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:49 2020 No.17782593 HE'S HERE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:50 2020 No.17782594 True /pol/ users who didn't invade from reddit and facebook do not worship this kike loving, Israeli cock gobbling faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:58 2020 No.17782601 Trump will come out in a bath robe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:29:59 2020 No.17782602 sigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:00 2020 No.17782603 >>17782567 Taking his cough drops

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:07 2020 No.17782608 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:08 2020 No.17782611 GOING OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:09 2020 No.17782612 HAPPENING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:12 2020 No.17782616 IN THE GARAGE I FEEL SAFE NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY WAYS IN THE GARAGE WHERE I BELONG NO ONE HEARS ME SING THIS SONG IN THE GARAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:15 2020 No.17782619 ok 2588 he started talking

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:16 2020 No.17782620 FINALLY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:17 2020 No.17782621 >>17782529 I'm in the same position as you man. I pulled out some money I wasn't going to spend then doubled down on it. REEEEEEEEEEEEE When the hell is he going to get on stream and announce whatever he's going to announce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:18 2020 No.17782622 DRUMPF IS HERE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:24 2020 No.17782625 CANT HARDLY TALK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:30 2020 No.17782631 >>17782592 >>17782593 what stream are you watching ???????

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:34 2020 No.17782633 >Set meeting for 3 >Delay it 3:55 >Start talking about nonsense for five minutes >Right after close announce that shit is fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:38 2020 No.17782635 HAPPENING!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:46 2020 No.17782639 STARTING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:46 2020 No.17782640 HE'S LIVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:47 2020 No.17782641 IT'S TIME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:53 2020 No.17782647 >>17782631 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:53 2020 No.17782649 >>17782567 He's busy making plans to fly to Israel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:30:55 2020 No.17782651 HE'S HERE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:02 2020 No.17782657 >>17782631 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGHiI44-XY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:02 2020 No.17782658 they just cancelled all school for 3 weeks in my little slice of hell that is canada

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:05 2020 No.17782661 HOLY FUCK HE HAS IT LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:11 2020 No.17782666 THAT VOICE ALMOST COUGHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:14 2020 No.17782667 DID I JUST HEAR HIM COOF?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:14 2020 No.17782668 HE SOUNDS ROUGH, FUCKING SELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:15 2020 No.17782670 I should have sold everything, this is actually making me nervous af

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:31:16 2020 No.17782673 oh shit he looks like he's got bad news... that's the bad news face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:17 2020 No.17782672 RETARD CANT EVEN SPEAK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:21 2020 No.17782674 He's 100% sick

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:25 2020 No.17782676 HE HAS IT LISTEN TO HIM TALK HE FUCKING HAS IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:28 2020 No.17782679 File: 106 KB, 601x601, 1469961447605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you are making a lot of money and not donating any of it then you are evil cucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:28 2020 No.17782680 VUH V V V VIRUS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:29 2020 No.17782681 COOFER IN HIS TEAM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:32 2020 No.17782684 cough cough

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:33 2020 No.17782685

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:38 2020 No.17782691 File: 2.03 MB, 480x480, 1580492850012.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LADIES AND GENTELMEN THE PRESIDEN T OF TEH UNIDTED STATES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:39 2020 No.17782692 ITS ALREADY DUMPING LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:40 2020 No.17782693 File: 11 KB, 229x220, hehehehekek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stuttering

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:40 2020 No.17782694 VIR-VIRUS UHHHHHHH LUCKY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:42 2020 No.17782697 >corona [heavy breath] vir...virus

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:45 2020 No.17782699 He sound ssick

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:45 2020 No.17782701 File: 15 KB, 480x320, eat me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782463 The faceless masses, protected from judgement, indulge in that most taboo of desires, that the worst possible outcome should be reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:50 2020 No.17782707 HE HAS BREATHING PROBLEMS OH GOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:52 2020 No.17782708 Trump has the fucking dementia bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:31:56 2020 No.17782711 File: 712 KB, 320x180, 1575851663862.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:03 2020 No.17782715 MARKET PLUNGING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:06 2020 No.17782719 File: 207 KB, 720x1560, Screenshot_20200313-153148_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Dow enters free fallnonce he speaks I told you stonks only go down

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:08 2020 No.17782721 SQQQ IS GOING UP FAST HERE WE GOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:16 2020 No.17782727 File: 3 KB, 125x112, dankeykang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dat red dildo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:17 2020 No.17782729 File: 323 KB, 767x647, 1583765347111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >THIS RED CANDLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:18 2020 No.17782731 >we closed that border awhile ago lolwut, the travel ban didn't happen until today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:19 2020 No.17782730 ITS DUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:23 2020 No.17782736 Holy shit, this is bearish as fuck He's sick for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:24 2020 No.17782738 DDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:25 2020 No.17782739 >laboured breathing >short of breath ITS OVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:30 2020 No.17782743 >S-SH-SHARED SACRIF-FICE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:30 2020 No.17782744 ITS PLUMMETING

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:32:32 2020 No.17782747 FUCK SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:43 2020 No.17782751 File: 41 KB, 600x791, 1541561954322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's 110% on codeine right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:46 2020 No.17782754 File: 17 KB, 400x400, 1582837550479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:48 2020 No.17782757 CRASHING IT WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:50 2020 No.17782759 File: 22 KB, 422x354, 1572861381441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] make him stutter

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:53 2020 No.17782761 ITS TANKING HAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:57 2020 No.17782763 SELL NOW IS OVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:58 2020 No.17782764 LOW ENERGY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:59 2020 No.17782765 BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE >BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE >BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE >BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE >BANS ON CARGO EFFECTIVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:32:59 2020 No.17782766 DRUMPFT IS DYING RUN FOR THE HILLS SELL EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:01 2020 No.17782767 IT'S A TRAP BUY BEFORE THE WEEKEND THE WORST IS OVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:01 2020 No.17782769 WE /NATIONALEMERGENCY/ NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:05 2020 No.17782773 File: 160 KB, 295x224, helpme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh fuck its OVER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:08 2020 No.17782774 >>17782751 Exactly need that coof suppresant

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:09 2020 No.17782776 File: 504 KB, 850x461, wollercoaster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE IT COMES BROS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:11 2020 No.17782778 NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:12 2020 No.17782779 File: 2 KB, 124x125, 1584035172326s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >THE CORONA VI-VI-VIRUS BLOOOOOOOOOOMFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:14 2020 No.17782780 Dow just broke 22k!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:15 2020 No.17782784 HE DID IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:16 2020 No.17782783 HE'S ALLOWING TRAVEL FROM CHINA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:17 2020 No.17782786 File: 45 KB, 497x424, 1578104583802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:20 2020 No.17782790 HES FUCKING GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:22 2020 No.17782791 >>17782739 Nah, that other anon was right, he just got back from pumping his wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:24 2020 No.17782796 File: 215 KB, 1280x1280, 1581444787117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is he rambling

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:25 2020 No.17782797 File: 59 KB, 640x360, 1551335201581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:25 2020 No.17782799 NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:25 2020 No.17782800 It's like Im watching that one episode of trailer park boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:26 2020 No.17782798 DONALD DUMP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:28 2020 No.17782801 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:31 2020 No.17782804 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HE'S SICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:32 2020 No.17782805 >I UHH UHHH SAVED LIVES UHHH UMM UHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:39 2020 No.17782814 OH SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:39 2020 No.17782816 File: 706 KB, 700x700, 1572117380432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TRUMP IS BREAKING THE 22K SUPPORT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:40 2020 No.17782819 FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE MARKET NOT CRASH IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:41 2020 No.17782818 >market dumping How was this shit not already priced in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:42 2020 No.17782820 NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:47 2020 No.17782826 >TWO >VERY >BIG >WORDS this fuckin duuuuuuudddddeeeee

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:49 2020 No.17782832 File: 239 KB, 512x512, 1582748753290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:33:51 2020 No.17782833 File: 260 KB, 500x387, 1583955369425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 'e coughed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:01 2020 No.17782843 BIG WORDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:02 2020 No.17782842 File: 50 KB, 498x383, 1583798605523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG WORDS I G W O R D S

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:02 2020 No.17782844 File: 108 KB, 842x720, 1566875311647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782778 >>17782786 >>17782799 >two very big words!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:02 2020 No.17782845 SPY DOWN 1% IN 10 SECONDS OH NON NO NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:04 2020 No.17782847 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, comfy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have nothing left to lose

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:14 2020 No.17782855 UNLEASH THE POWER DONALD

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:16 2020 No.17782857 HE CAN'T STOP SNIFFLING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:19 2020 No.17782859 >INSIDE OF ME WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:19 2020 No.17782860 fuck I should have sold

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:20 2020 No.17782861 akipoble laws

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:22 2020 No.17782862 HE'S FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:23 2020 No.17782864 IT'S TUMBLING DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:27 2020 No.17782869 I'm taking a beating on SPY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:28 2020 No.17782870 SQQQ Pumping YESSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:31 2020 No.17782874 File: 8 KB, 210x240, 1584046897107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NATIONAL EMERGENCY CAN'T TALK HAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:36 2020 No.17782880 >plummeting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:38 2020 No.17782881 DO NOT COOF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:41 2020 No.17782883 File: 42 KB, 680x605, 1563423664277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >STIMULUS PACKAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:43 2020 No.17782886 DRUMPF YOU IMBECILE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:48 2020 No.17782889 AHHH ITS CRASHING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:51 2020 No.17782890 . . . TELEHEALTH . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:34:52 2020 No.17782891 DUMP EET

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:07 2020 No.17782897 Seems like he has shortness of breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:08 2020 No.17782898 MARKET TANKING >MARKET TANKING MARKET TANKING >MARKET TANKING MARKET TANKING >MARKET TANKING MARKET TANKING >MARKET TANKING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:12 2020 No.17782906 AP-PL-APL-APLICABLE LAWS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:13 2020 No.17782907 File: 704 KB, 759x769, 1584115959592.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:16 2020 No.17782911 Shoulda opted for the prompter.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:35:21 2020 No.17782917 National Emergency, over sniffles? Isn't that bad? Like isn't that a little bit of an over reaction Mr. President?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:24 2020 No.17782919 >>17782818 Why the fuck do you think? Because people seriously believed this was just the sniffles

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:25 2020 No.17782921 File: 404 KB, 588x598, 1555515727674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782844 >it's nose diving the more he stutters yay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:27 2020 No.17782920 HOLY FUCK THAT RED DILDO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:27 2020 No.17782922 FUCKING FED STOP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:27 2020 No.17782923 >>17782818 Bulls are retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:28 2020 No.17782927 File: 39 KB, 640x400, 1539918648882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17782847 I had nothing to lose to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:29 2020 No.17782926 File: 49 KB, 904x583, 3b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o7dkC8XWJ4

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:31 2020 No.17782930 MARKET LOST 2% IN FIVE MINUTES OF HIM TALKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:32 2020 No.17782931 MUST NOT COOOF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:34 2020 No.17782933 >>17782796 he is always rambling

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:37 2020 No.17782935 TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH TELEHEALTH >TELEHEALTH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:38 2020 No.17782936 Waiving laws!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:38 2020 No.17782939 WE ENDING IN THE RED BOYS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:40 2020 No.17782941 HA HA MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRR

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:43 2020 No.17782945 Politicians really do rely too much on teleprompters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:46 2020 No.17782947 Can't spell Drumpf without F

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:48 2020 No.17782948 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:49 2020 No.17782950 File: 93 KB, 664x690, 1583787125329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ELECTIONS SUSPENDED ALL LAWS ABOLISHED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:35:49 2020 No.17782951 It's amazing, every syllable that comes out of his jowl drops the DOW by .25%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:02 2020 No.17782958 File: 786 KB, 1280x1280, 1551226797934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:06 2020 No.17782961 BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TRAP WINTERS OVER BABY AND NOW ITS BEAR SEASON

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:06 2020 No.17782962 >UHHHHM......THING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:09 2020 No.17782963 >UHH UM UHH SNIFFLE UHH UMM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:11 2020 No.17782964 Okay seriously, he does sound short of breath. Holy hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:14 2020 No.17782969 Never actually heard a speach of him before; 1) does he always sound that nasal? 2) is he always tripping over his sentences this much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:15 2020 No.17782970 Since when has he become such low energy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:24 2020 No.17782976 FED PUMP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:27 2020 No.17782978 File: 6 KB, 276x183, 1559381945658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:27 2020 No.17782979 >>17782511 about 5k

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:32 2020 No.17782982 >HOSPITALS CAN WAVE RULES We are fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:32 2020 No.17782983 He shorted it was his plan from the beginning. Art of the deal goys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:35 2020 No.17782984 listening to this rambling idiot is difficult holy shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:39 2020 No.17782987 Just cough once Just do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:45 2020 No.17782990 ITS COMING BACK UP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:46 2020 No.17782989 Why are we +3% instead of -3%???!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:48 2020 No.17782991 File: 167 KB, 735x920, gotee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:49 2020 No.17782992 what the fuck was THAT!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:54 2020 No.17782995 Not sure about you guys but smells like crab for dinner

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:55 2020 No.17782996 File: 113 KB, 224x307, imin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SNIIIIFFFF

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:36:59 2020 No.17782997 >>17782970 Doubt he's been sleeping much, other than being in a world war this is probably one of the most stressful things a president can deal with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:00 2020 No.17782999 >>17782969 He's literally reading a piece of paper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:00 2020 No.17783000 HE'S FUCKING SICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:06 2020 No.17783005 come on SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:10 2020 No.17783006 we dont want people to take a test if we dont feel they should be doing it what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:14 2020 No.17783010 >eliminate rules to where patients can be treated Oh boy can't wait to sit right next to the positively diagnosed coofers in the waiting room

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:16 2020 No.17783012 >>17782883 He just reannounced the same package and a little medical stimulus which also inadvertently confirmed to us markets corona is legit terrifying

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:16 2020 No.17783014 >>17782818 You don't seriously believe the market is efficient and everything is priced in instead of being based on humans being dumbasses

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:17 2020 No.17783016 File: 2.66 MB, 350x262, 1456721336597.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POWELL ACTIVATE THE PUMPS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:18 2020 No.17783015 >A does B.......B is done by A.....A has absolutely no problem with doing B...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:18 2020 No.17783017 TDOC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:18 2020 No.17783018 PUMP PUMP PUMP GET PRINTING THAT MONEY FEDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:19 2020 No.17783019 File: 71 KB, 1280x720, He bought....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He's short of breath? Pump it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:23 2020 No.17783024 >>17782969 1. No this is quite bad 2. yes he is that much of a brainlet

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:27 2020 No.17783026 >>17782990 FUCKING FED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:29 2020 No.17783030 File: 33 KB, 643x456, Unbenannt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DONT TAKE TEST IF YOU IF WE DONT WANT YOU DOING IT EL EM A OH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:30 2020 No.17783029 >>17782989 A lot of these headlines have already been priced in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:38 2020 No.17783036 >>17782978 TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:40 2020 No.17783038 Every time he sniffles SQQQ goes up lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:42 2020 No.17783040 whats an arablication?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:49 2020 No.17783046 >>17782990 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:37:50 2020 No.17783047 DAMN YOU GUSH TANK YOU FUCK SO I CAN BUY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:01 2020 No.17783056 >>17782970 Trump said he averages 3-5 hours of sleep when there's not something going on. Imagine now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:03 2020 No.17783057 DO IT DONALD AAAAACHOOOOO LET ONE OUT WE KNOW YOU WANT TO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:04 2020 No.17783058 File: 49 KB, 694x1024, 1583859019145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:05 2020 No.17783059 snorts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:12 2020 No.17783068 File: 58 KB, 658x523, 1493530507094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK I PUSSIED OUT AND DIDNT GO ALL IN SHORTING THIS SHIT I COULDVE BEEN RICH BROS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:27 2020 No.17783076 File: 937 KB, 1800x1171, 1565931412398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:40 2020 No.17783084 God he is ridiculously orange today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:48 2020 No.17783090 market is about to drop hard right after he stops speaking

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:49 2020 No.17783092 DRIVE BY SWABBING.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:57 2020 No.17783097 >>17782990 BRRRRRRRRRR HARDER FEDNIGGERS BRRRRRRRRRR HARDEEEER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:58 2020 No.17783101 Wait a minute

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:59 2020 No.17783103 BREAKING NEWS GOOGLE will be making a website very fast, much faster than websites have been made in the past

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:38:59 2020 No.17783104 File: 123 KB, 1000x1000, 1568598268671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >i want to thank google

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:39:00 2020 No.17783105 WE BACK BABY!!!! PRIVATE FOR PROFIT TESTING JUST SAVED THE MARKET!!! BOOOM PLUS 10% EOD!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:05 2020 No.17783110 >we won’t be talking about the world right now BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:08 2020 No.17783116 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING DOING THIS JEROME

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:09 2020 No.17783120 and the dow recovered from the start of his speech wont be ending red today unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:12 2020 No.17783121 Shout out to google

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:13 2020 No.17783124 >>17783006 Coughing once is not an excuse to go get tested considering how limited the supply of test kits is right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:19 2020 No.17783128 why the fuck is it pumping like wtf!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:22 2020 No.17783135 >>17783090 He's going to filibuster

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:22 2020 No.17783137 File: 174 KB, 880x480, redditucybercreeper101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow I am glad I didnt sell spy up 4.2%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:23 2020 No.17783136 If digits he coughs

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:23 2020 No.17783139 HOW THE FUCK ARE STONKS NOT GOING DOWN???

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:26 2020 No.17783141 >Unlike websites of the past did he seriously just make a jab at fucking obamacare?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:35 2020 No.17783148 whats the point of this speech

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:44 2020 No.17783151 File: 355 KB, 2048x1436, 1584039732663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DRIVE BY TESTS INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:45 2020 No.17783153 >>17783103 Based. Sounds like a very good website.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:47 2020 No.17783155 >this will pass

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:51 2020 No.17783163 WEBSITES OF THE PAST

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:51 2020 No.17783164

>WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING THIS TEST
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
>WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING THIS TEST
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
>WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING THIS TEST
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
>WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING THIS TEST
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY
>WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TAKING THIS TEST
TOTALLY UNNECESSARY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:39:55 2020 No.17783167 >A LETTER FROM THE POCKET HERE IT COMES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:04 2020 No.17783175 Trump making a fool om himself is bullish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:08 2020 No.17783177 S&P 500 went up and down 1.5% in 10 minutes lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:16 2020 No.17783182 >>17783164 >unnecessary people

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:40:23 2020 No.17783188 I just coughed I need to get tested every day for the next 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:29 2020 No.17783195 >I've got to know her very well Trump cheating on Melania confirmed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:40 2020 No.17783207 whos this asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:41 2020 No.17783208 File: 469 KB, 418x766, 1553021626771.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHUT UP YOU STUPID WOMAN

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:47 2020 No.17783213 >>17783128 Show of strength. >>17783148 To declare a national emergency, dumdum. Keep up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:48 2020 No.17783214 So this is why he delayed his speech. He was waiting for the ready signal from his kike masters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:40:54 2020 No.17783221 OH SHIT TRUMP JUST SAVED THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:41:12 2020 No.17783229 jesus hearing an actual person speak so soon after Humpty Drumpty is jarring as fuck. Also holy fuck he surrounds himself with Sycophants

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:41:13 2020 No.17783230 >>17783148 you can get testet now, everything will be fine now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:41:21 2020 No.17783236 >>17783177 >when your stock index behaves like a shitcoin I'm thinking bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:41:22 2020 No.17783237 The real Russian Collusion is Trump and Sminem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:41:29 2020 No.17783244 SNAGGLETOOTH, SELL!!!!!!!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:41:31 2020 No.17783246 $50 TQQQ #BULLISH #FUCKYEAH!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:02 2020 No.17783263 >>17783188 Better go to the drive-thru and get swabbed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:15 2020 No.17783270 >>17783229 I agree with the first point, I don't think the women is one of his boys

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:24 2020 No.17783274 Muh Google muh precious big tech. Muh boomers and their overvalued California real estate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:32 2020 No.17783284 Told everyone that Trumps speech would save the market. Whose laughing now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:41 2020 No.17783288 swabbing will be done at your local mcdonalds drive through, what a great restauran.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:45 2020 No.17783294 its crabbing

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:46 2020 No.17783297 File: 2.81 MB, 480x368, PLNX.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17783177 It's just like my Western Animations but in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:47 2020 No.17783298 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PUMPIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:42:52 2020 No.17783300 NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:15 2020 No.17783315 >Trump actually fucking did it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:16 2020 No.17783316 >>17783284 You I imagine

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:21 2020 No.17783319 File: 544 KB, 1600x2594, Beyonce%25CC%2581-Cover-Story.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We are back into a bull market 12 more years of green now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:32 2020 No.17783326 TESTS HOW EXCITING HAHAHAA THIS IS SO PATHETIC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:37 2020 No.17783328 Holy shit Trump should just keep this lady by his side all month.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:39 2020 No.17783330 File: 1.94 MB, 1458x1436, Corona.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what a National emergency means for next week market, im thinking another week of loss as cases get higher

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:41 2020 No.17783331 Does Schwab's mobile app actually fucking work holy shit I just lost 50 trying to dump SQQQ because it fucking delays everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:43 2020 No.17783336 >+5% +5% >+5% +5% >+5% +5% >+5%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:51 2020 No.17783342 Lol @ the Bears who thought anything we saw in the last weeks was even close to the full extent of the Fed's power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:54 2020 No.17783345 "Drive thru"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:54 2020 No.17783347 >>17783284 FAKE FEDNIGGER PUMPING IS NOT TO SAVE THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:56 2020 No.17783349 File: 98 KB, 770x814, 1583866326823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17783300

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:43:59 2020 No.17783353 File: 84 KB, 233x261, 0b3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] im so fucking red guys why the fuck isnt it going dowN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:00 2020 No.17783354 File: 5 KB, 211x239, 1558921151015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >do you have symptoms? >no GOD BLESS U S OF A

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:16 2020 No.17783369 How is anything bullish about this shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:17 2020 No.17783370 File: 139 KB, 1410x737, Unbenannt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING CHART

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:18 2020 No.17783372 >pumping google

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:23 2020 No.17783373 WHY IS IT STILL PUMPING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:30 2020 No.17783379 Trump seems so much more relaxed when hes talking with and around his team

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:31 2020 No.17783381 Man are people going to panic when testing actually begins and people figure out there's been 100 undiagnosed cases for every diagnosed one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:44:53 2020 No.17783396 >In 24 to 36 hours Meanwhile the patient is coofing all over everyone outisde

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:02 2020 No.17783404 MY PUTS WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:03 2020 No.17783406 >>17783353 you should have listened the consequences are never the same

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:04 2020 No.17783407 >Do you have symptoms of coronavirus? >Yes >Go to this testing facility. Thank you for demonstrating this process with a diagram.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:11 2020 No.17783413 >PROACTIVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:18 2020 No.17783417 File: 76 KB, 680x729, 1561618061743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bull rush is back

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:24 2020 No.17783421 >>17783370 yes or no which is it anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:24 2020 No.17783422 Holy shit, this teeny tiny Jew next to big fat Drumpfff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:27 2020 No.17783424 >>17783370 Do you have corona? No? ok!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:28 2020 No.17783425 >>17783347 Whatever loser, see you in the green for the next couple weeks. Shoooo back to your cave bear

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:33 2020 No.17783427 >>17783381 Or maybe the symptoms are massively exaggerated and everyone will get over themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:41 2020 No.17783437 File: 571 KB, 640x640, 1560650959464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God bless this orange man

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:42 2020 No.17783435 >small mound

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:45:50 2020 No.17783444 >>17783370 How can I get a job printing out words and pasting them on foam board for the President?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:45:53 2020 No.17783448 LEMME GETTA 2 MCCORONA-TESTS AND AN 8-BALL OF COKE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:02 2020 No.17783457 >>17783370 someone put a pink wojak on it

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:19 2020 No.17783467 >The drive thru experience

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:23 2020 No.17783471 fuck it i'm holding my 3/20 puts over the weekend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:24 2020 No.17783473 SHOULD I HOLD MY PUTS FOR 14 MIN OR SHOULD I DUMP AT LOSS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:36 2020 No.17783483 QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE SHARTMART THE STAND

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:39 2020 No.17783486 HANDSHAKE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:41 2020 No.17783487 EXPERIENCE THE DRIVE THRU AT WALMART.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:46:52 2020 No.17783499 File: 271 KB, 892x535, 1582054389632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I-it's a national emergency. S-STOP BUYING!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:01 2020 No.17783501 File: 56 KB, 364x322, 410050C5-9BCA-47A6-8999-2E43ADE00689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THANKS FOR THE CHEAP SQQQ BULLS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:08 2020 No.17783509 >>17783473 Hold for the weekend. None of this is going to immediately diminish any effects of this week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:09 2020 No.17783511 handshake!!! walmart has the virus nowwwwwwwww AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:10 2020 No.17783512 >>17783425 >implying this is the end While Corona-chan is alive and well I won't relent. Get fucked boomer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:13 2020 No.17783516 >Wal-Mart saves america Beautiful

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:14 2020 No.17783520 WALMART AND GOOGLE SAVING AMERICA BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:15 2020 No.17783519 >WALMART

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:17 2020 No.17783523 File: 205 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200313-124532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was right about Kratos btw, I got in at $11.20

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:25 2020 No.17783531 Dumping all the bags on the states and Google to solve. Got it. This is the plan of a man without a plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:28 2020 No.17783534 LONG GOOGLE, WALMART, WALGREENS, TARGET

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:31 2020 No.17783536 This is absolute bullshit. How is the market pumping up? No one else believes this is bullish, do they?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:37 2020 No.17783544 T... Thank you... M... Mr. Trump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:45 2020 No.17783549 >Trump shaking hands Bullish as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:51 2020 No.17783558 File: 38 KB, 600x586, 1570716444109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >+6% >+6% >+6% >+6% >+6% yasssssssss

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:51 2020 No.17783559 I OWN TGT SHARES YYESS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:52 2020 No.17783557 14 minutes to buy puts GET IN LAST CALL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:53 2020 No.17783560 JNUG falling fast, keep an eye out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:53 2020 No.17783562 File: 210 KB, 1300x1300, fgsd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE ONLY WAY IS UP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:47:58 2020 No.17783563 FYI there are no wal-marts in NYC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:00 2020 No.17783565 Hold your puts fellow bears. Stock market dives nose down on monday as president Trump is diagnosed with coronavirus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:02 2020 No.17783569 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CALLS ARE PRINTING GET SHIT ON BEARS

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:48:05 2020 No.17783573 >>17783509 LMAO You can get tested and pick up a cheese burger and french fry in one stop. This is fucking bullish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:05 2020 No.17783574 >>17783516 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:14 2020 No.17783584 TWO HAND SHAKES >TWO HAND SHAKES TWO HAND SHAKES >TWO HAND SHAKES

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:28 2020 No.17783596 >>17783536 It's nice to see some green now but I'm pretty sure there'll be big selloffs AH.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:30 2020 No.17783598 WHO'S THIS ALBINO FUCK HIS STOCK IS GONNA BOOM WHAT COMPANY IS HE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:55 2020 No.17783615 +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:48:55 2020 No.17783616 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SLEPT THROUGH THE CHEAPIES AGAIN WHAT DID I MISS WHY IS TRUMP PRAISING OUR RETAILERS?!?!??

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:02 2020 No.17783619 >JDST Calls are keeping my portfolio alive

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:10 2020 No.17783625 >>17783573 >Ah, positive! Well, that's a relief to know. Better self isolate, ......... RIGHT after I pick up McDonalds

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:19 2020 No.17783633 >>17783536 Name one reason why I shouldn't believe it's bullish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:22 2020 No.17783638 File: 348 KB, 577x639, 1540309191896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Trump infects half of corporate America

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:25 2020 No.17783641 File: 166 KB, 646x700, 1573076001665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6% +6% >+6%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:33 2020 No.17783645 File: 21 KB, 580x548, ee1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOTHING CHANGED YOU FAGGOTS STOP BUYING AAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:42 2020 No.17783651 EUPHORIC

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:49:42 2020 No.17783653 Matt sauce of roach.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:05 2020 No.17783672 Talk 30mins about random test facilities BULLISH - but what happens when all the shit are getting tested positive? OH LET'S TALK AGAIN for 30min LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:13 2020 No.17783674 >>17783596 Expecting a gap down over the weekend. Corona is far from being beaten and Rudsia and KAS need to make peace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:14 2020 No.17783675 7 more days until collapse hold puts, a million or more will die in the united states

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:22 2020 No.17783681 >flowcharts >partnership announcements >vague goals It's like a shitcoin

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:28 2020 No.17783687 IM 50% DOWN ON ALL MY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:32 2020 No.17783691 drumpf saved us again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:44 2020 No.17783696 Huh I thought AYTU was doing the tests though, now it’s Roche? That blows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:54 2020 No.17783700 >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP >BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:50:59 2020 No.17783706 >>17783687 Black Monday will save us

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:00 2020 No.17783704 >rambling like a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:18 2020 No.17783718 So let's say I think I have coronavirus. How soon can I go get tested?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:19 2020 No.17783719 does he really need like 20 people to talk for 15 seconds each

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:19 2020 No.17783720 File: 294 KB, 339x498, 1577993369008.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING CLOWN WORLD WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING UP HOLY SHIT IM GETTING JUSTED

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:51:20 2020 No.17783722 GREENEST DAY IN HISTORY!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:23 2020 No.17783724 big dick pump jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:26 2020 No.17783728 Trump meme magic is back. This is the buy signal faggot

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:28 2020 No.17783729

HOW DO I KEEP SLEEPING THROUGH THE MOST EXCITING WEEK IN THE MARKET

ITS FUCKKNG OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COSTCO WAS FUCKING 280 AND J MISSED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GODDAMN LIMIT ORDER WAS FOR PREMARKET GODDAMN IT WHY DOES SCHWAB NOT LET ME HAVE ORDERS THAT STAY OPEN FOR BOTH?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:31 2020 No.17783731 File: 1.22 MB, 960x855, ejso8sbbztl41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fire sale on Silver, Buy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:39 2020 No.17783736 >>17783687 This is why I cashed out all my march options and about june options

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:45 2020 No.17783740 POWELL SENDING THE PUMPS INTO OVERDRIVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:51:47 2020 No.17783742 File: 68 KB, 458x782, 1583887447752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck, bears getting liquidated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:16 2020 No.17783762 of course the market as going to rally it'll fall harder next week whiplash will blowout most who get spooked

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:16 2020 No.17783763 >>17783718 did you not listen? go to your local mac donalds drive thur and ask for a test

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:23 2020 No.17783767 File: 10 KB, 245x205, 1583778155686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh look, Thursday's high. Nothing personal bears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:25 2020 No.17783769 >Bruce Springsteen Yeah were fucked

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:25 2020 No.17783771 Told everyone it was going to rocket, hope you bought the bottom!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:26 2020 No.17783772 File: 133 KB, 1280x960, smugv12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 7%? Did someone say, 7%?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:27 2020 No.17783773 Drumpf is a slave to the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:28 2020 No.17783774 >National emergency >sp500 goes up Fuck you fed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:52:33 2020 No.17783779 >BULL TRAP BULL TRAP >BULL TRAP BULL TRAP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:06 2020 No.17783808 Waiving ALL STUDENT LOAN DEBT INTEREST

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:09 2020 No.17783816 >>17783742 Bretty based They’re coping SOOOOO HARD by calling everything a powell pump!!!

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 15:53:11 2020 No.17783819 >>17783762 KEEP TELLING YOUR SELF FAGGOT!!! THE WORST IS OVER!!!! PANIC IS GIVING WAY TO OPTIMISM!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:11 2020 No.17783820 File: 6 KB, 225x225, 1584116747759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >7% PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:19 2020 No.17783827 >the lockdown is inevitable

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:24 2020 No.17783830 >>17783720 didnt you hear? the crisis is under control google made an online test

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:34 2020 No.17783842 AAAAAAAA WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:43 2020 No.17783854 >>17783457

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:49 2020 No.17783856 >>17783779 stfu he just announced that this day should be an inspiration to every american

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:49 2020 No.17783857 >7% Buy Walmart and Google stonks. NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:53:50 2020 No.17783858 >>17783762 This. It was down almost 10% yesterday, of course the next day is going to rally hard. The virus is still shutting down supply chains and earnings are going to be a mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:54:27 2020 No.17783878 File: 175 KB, 128x128, 1583858190185.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nooo i dont wanna go into debt ahahaa i dont care anymore bring it im in deebt

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:54:39 2020 No.17783892 if you read the youtube chat you kinda get why its going up so much...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:54:41 2020 No.17783897 >pee pee pee pee >pee pee pee pee >pee pee pee pee >pee pee pee pee >pee pee pee pee what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:54:46 2020 No.17783903 >>17783854 Damn it, forgot the other hand. brb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:54:49 2020 No.17783906 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7% 7% >7%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:24 2020 No.17783932 EVERY BEAR WHO WAS RETARDED ENOUGH TO THINK THAT TRUMP AND THE US WOULD JUST SIT THERE AND LET A RECESSION HAPPEN SHOULD BE GATHERED, GASSED, AND LEFT TO ROT LIKE THE RETARD FAGGOTS THEY ARE LMFAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:25 2020 No.17783934 >>17783897 I think he said VP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:26 2020 No.17783935 8 PERCENT DAY END

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:26 2020 No.17783936 Ah fuck these boomer fucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:27 2020 No.17783937 File: 35 KB, 1000x667, how-to-make-women-orgasm-fast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] G U S H

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:28 2020 No.17783940 This is the real 1.5 trillion dollars pump, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:29 2020 No.17783941 TRUMP IS THE STOCK MARKET SAVIOR THE BEAR MARKET IS HEARBY OVER AND WE ARE ROCKETING TO THE MOON NEW ATH CONFIRMED BY END OF NEXT WEEK WAKE UP GET READY

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:40 2020 No.17783947 buy SQQQ wn?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:55:42 2020 No.17783949 if trump says now "im not sick" its going to 15%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:56:20 2020 No.17783977 >>17783937 >tfw my order didn't execute AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:56:33 2020 No.17783984 >>17783940 Seems to be timed just at market end. I expect monday to tank again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:56:50 2020 No.17783997 AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHGA CRAMER SAVED AMERICA HE DID EVERYTHING CRAMER SUGGESTED FUCK YES CRAMER SAVED THE ECONOMY!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:56:54 2020 No.17784000 >>17783947 Now

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:14 2020 No.17784011 THE PUMP IS SLOWING PRINTER JAMMED HAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:21 2020 No.17784016 >drive by test

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:24 2020 No.17784017

>>17783858
bulls are fooling themselves, the harder it rallies today, the harder it falls next week

great time to buy puts though

>testing will show how fucked we are
>no chance of containment at even italian levels
>massive spread will force wide shutdowns in manufacturing and service industry

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:48 2020 No.17784036 19.000 shares of JNUG nibba let's go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:48 2020 No.17784037 File: 368 KB, 540x635, 1560283218929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the flying fuck is going on?! Stop going the fuck up, I got to sell to cover these shorts holy fuck what is the matter with these dumbasses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:57:55 2020 No.17784040 >>17783997 Fucking this. RIP my puts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:01 2020 No.17784044 OH MY GOD GUSH UP 50% HAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:05 2020 No.17784051 >>17783947 buy SPXS its dumping harder rn

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:23 2020 No.17784064 SPY 275 EOD SPY 220 on monday

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:26 2020 No.17784067 >>17784011 nope, back up dumb bear

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:34 2020 No.17784072 >8%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:38 2020 No.17784078 >>17784017 This. lil faggeti pump now, bears back on top next week

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:58:46 2020 No.17784083 >>17784000 checked and bought 200 @ 24.8

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:59:24 2020 No.17784119 what a fucking pump

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:59:34 2020 No.17784123 9% INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:59:50 2020 No.17784136 Go Go 9%

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 15:59:59 2020 No.17784143 you know why the pump comes late? bc its after market close for the rest of the world. americans believe it and the rest cant short

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 16:00:03 2020 No.17784145 NOO DON'T CLOSE WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:05 2020 No.17784146 >>17782174 I never should've bet against the Golden Don

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:07 2020 No.17784149 File: 282 KB, 1920x1080, 1551283348359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT JUST WON'T STOP

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:09 2020 No.17784150 File: 1.09 MB, 1354x766, 1538927075708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULLSBROS!

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:15 2020 No.17784161 >>17784136 >8.98 LOL

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:16 2020 No.17784162 BIGGEST GREEN DILDO IN HISTORY TRANNIES BTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:23 2020 No.17784168 >>17783728 >Conjunctio signifies sicknesses to be tedious and of long continuance; but foresheweth the Physitian to be learned and well experienced; and sheweth servants to be faithful and blameless, and animals profitable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:27 2020 No.17784174 Jesus I got fucking rekt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:48 2020 No.17784192 File: 250 KB, 1148x796, 1546350484977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >9% This entire week is going to the history books lads, hope you enjoyed the ride. Fuck the FED tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:00:50 2020 No.17784194 10% GOGOGOGOGO BULL MARKET CONTINUES HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE BOTTOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:03 2020 No.17784209 >Broker fucking up, can't even make trades fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:14 2020 No.17784223 File: 48 KB, 730x545, 47572571-15834335004363368_origin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS DONT FEEL LIKE A PUMP, FEELS LIKE FOMO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:17 2020 No.17784227 File: 1.59 MB, 1410x737, 1584129223534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784065

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:17 2020 No.17784231 muhhhhhh boombers please save the booooooooooomers wash your cocks and handsssss

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:20 2020 No.17784232 what a fucking joke of an economy > NATIONAL EMERGENCY > stocks go up clown world

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:01:39 2020 No.17784247 I hope you didn't fall for this. Monday will be a bloodbath

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:02:18 2020 No.17784281 >>17784232 The worst part is that NOTHING has changed. Its still the EXACT same situation as before, maybe even worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:02:19 2020 No.17784282 come on Donald Pump, give us +2000

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:02:28 2020 No.17784294 >>17784232 Thats because the boomers are retarded. There was a huge pump when Pence said that the risk of contracting COVID was low

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 16:02:40 2020 No.17784307 >>17784232 After the worst day for stocks in history? Yeah sure. Dow is going to add another 20% by next friday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:02:43 2020 No.17784312 MY PUTS YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:03:06 2020 No.17784331 GODDAMN IT FUCK ME FOR SLEEPING IN DID MNUCHIN AND CRAMER SAY THIS WAS GKING TO HAPPEN ON SQUAKK?!?! >>17784227 Fuckin saved

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:03:06 2020 No.17784333 God dammit I lost today so fucking hard. Fuck these idiot pumping scum who go fucking long over the weekend during a national emergency. Couldn't even get a last second short on the high after selling some of the few gains today, fuck this gay market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:03:44 2020 No.17784353 >>17784281 THE STOCK MARKET IS UP FOR THE WEEKEND WHAT ELSE MATTERS?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:03:55 2020 No.17784360 >>17784143 America is a land of evil and deserves to burn in flames.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:04:01 2020 No.17784371 >>17784016 lmao >drive by fastfood >drive by medical tests >drive by shootouts Americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:04:08 2020 No.17784376 >>17784281 The govt that wasn’t taking this seriously is now taking it seriously. That’s a big difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:04:21 2020 No.17784386 Futures already at +3000 for monday. I'm going all in fuckers, get on now or forever hold your peace.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:04:47 2020 No.17784408 >>17784307 >Dow is going to add another 20% by next friday. bloodbath confirmed next week

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 16:04:55 2020 No.17784412 >>17784333 it's just the sniffles bro. we've got the drive through and full power of the US military. You know what happens to those who oppose the US military? Unless you're a poor rice farmer you're fucking screwed kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:05:28 2020 No.17784438 >>17784386 >What is reset

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:06:02 2020 No.17784465 >>17784371 >t. Euro bike-fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:06:04 2020 No.17784467 CRABBED again

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:06:25 2020 No.17784487 >>17784294 Any bear who bet the market would close down today is a fucking buffoon any bull who thinks it will not fall harder in the next several days is a brainlet puts puts puts

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:06:36 2020 No.17784494 File: 99 KB, 1517x839, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784232 my main concern is this: will they suspend trading? Or suspend shorting? ..because if they do, I would think the inverse etfs (which i hold some) would be in trouble.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Fri Mar 13 16:07:13 2020 No.17784522 >>17784494 banning capitalism? In america? lmao...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:07:46 2020 No.17784539 >>17784487 >tfw dropped 3 grand on SPY puts right before close I hope this weekend is a rough one

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:15 2020 No.17784563 Heard it here first, NO SYMPTOMS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:17 2020 No.17784567 Why won't he take the fucking test?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:24 2020 No.17784572 >>17784522 the thing is, this is a pandemic. I wouldn't equate short-selling to capitalism. I really hope they do not ban it, but if they do not, I would expect this "retraction" to be far greater than '08, and to be world-wide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:30 2020 No.17784577 >>17784539 Lel same. At 1 minute to close too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:39 2020 No.17784587 No symptoms whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:08:56 2020 No.17784595 >>17784539 >not having a facebook army of normies to push your narrative

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:09:25 2020 No.17784618 File: 470 KB, 1190x2460, a0c9b8ed22a3b91217d2013680608d47be525e49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They have tested him for sure Same with trudeau They would announce if it was negative Soooooo

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:09:44 2020 No.17784629 >>17784539 Fuck I couldn't even get my broker to work

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:09:52 2020 No.17784633 >>17784567 because if he dies, everyone else will

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:09:53 2020 No.17784635 >>17784494 Why wold they ban short selling? That would fuck over millions of people

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:10:08 2020 No.17784643 >>17784629 robinhood?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:10:27 2020 No.17784652 >>17784643 E-trade actually

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:11:01 2020 No.17784674 >>17784635 well european countries did that today

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:11:11 2020 No.17784680 >>17784635 Hedge funds and traders short Pension funds and retirement funds don’t

Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:11:15 2020 No.17784687

>>17784635
It would, but maybe banning it would cause less over-all pain. Basically, stock market would be more greatly preserved, which I believe is of utmost importance to Trump. (though if it is preserved in all this, it will be completely detached from the real economy (at least for some time).

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:11:21 2020 No.17784692 >>17784539 enjoy the free money friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:11:28 2020 No.17784697 Holding my $28 SQQQ stocks over the weekend, hoping shit will hit the fan all over the US. That pump really made me feel disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:12:19 2020 No.17784729 >>17784687 It’s always detached from the real economy, it’s attached to the future economy

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:12:22 2020 No.17784732 SQQQ starting to mildly come back in after hours trading, my fuck did that thing shoot down faster than a bucket of chicken at oprah's house

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:12:35 2020 No.17784741 THEY WENT TO HELL >stocks going up

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:13:01 2020 No.17784754 File: 201 KB, 322x395, 1583936566800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784697 inshallah brother we will go green, hodl and we will make it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:13:11 2020 No.17784763 >>17784697 Same bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:13:27 2020 No.17784772 File: 485 KB, 1336x846, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17784697 agreed, the pump was downright scary. Such manipulation. This was good info: >>17775573

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 13 16:13:30 2020 No.17784776 >>17784697 Same my man

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