/smgt/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.17779291]

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Previous >>17777453

[Anonymous No.17779324]

First for buying JNUG at 5.

[Anonymous No.17779382]

Should I be worried for Monday?

[Anonymous No.17779407]

Looks like sqqq is on sale

[Anonymous No.17779416]

>la muerta

[Anonymous No.17779432]

>>17779382
yes.

[Anonymous No.17779437]

SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

[Anonymous No.17779467]

Fuck it I'm buying puts and holding over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17779476]

bought 5 shares of SQQQ at $28.54. Let's see what happens.

[Anonymous No.17779496]

>>17779476
>he bought
>dump it

[Anonymous No.17779497]

>>17779382
Wait and see what Trump says first

[Anonymous No.17779528]

>>17779496
with sqqq it's more like
>he bought
>pump it

[Anonymous No.17779557]

https://youtu.be/psLjNy9-L_c

pump it
LOUDER
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LOUDER

[Anonymous No.17779558]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
people are shouting Swear Words on the NYSE trade floor

[Anonymous No.17779560]

TONIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE MYSELF A REAL GOOD TIME
I FEEL ALIVE AND THE WORLD I'LL TURN IT INSIDE OUT, YEAH
AND FLOATING AROUND IN ECSTASY
SO DON'T STOP ME NOW DON'T STOP ME
'CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, HAVING A GOOD TIME
I'M A SHOOTING STAR, LEAPING THROUGH THE SKY
LIKE A TIGER DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY
I'M A RACING CAR, PASSING BY LIKE LADY GODIVA
I'M GONNA GO, GO, GO
THERE'S NO STOPPING ME
I'M BURNIN' THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH
TWO HUNDRED DEGREES
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT
I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU
DON'T STOP ME NOW, I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVING A BALL
DON'T STOP ME NOW
IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME, JUST GIVE ME A CALL
DON'T STOP ME NOW ('CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME)
DON'T STOP ME NOW (YES, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME)
I DON'T WANT TO STOP AT ALL
YEAH, I'M A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MARS
ON A COLLISION COURSE
I AM A SATELLITE, I'M OUT OF CONTROL
I AM A SEX MACHINE, READY TO RELOAD
LIKE AN ATOM BOMB ABOUT TO
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH EXPLODE
I'M BURNIN' THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH
TWO HUNDRED DEGREES
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT
I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC WOMAN OF YOU
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
DON'T STOP ME, HEY, HEY, HEY
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
OOH OOH OOH, I LIKE IT
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME
HAVE A GOOD TIME, GOOD TIME
DON'T STOP ME, DON'T STOP ME, AH
OH YEAH
ALRIGHT
OH, I'M BURNIN' THROUGH THE SKY, YEAH
TWO HUNDRED DEGREES
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIT
I'M TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
I WANNA MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU
DON'T STOP ME NOW, I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVING A BALL
DON'T STOP ME NOW
IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GOOD TIME (WOOH)
JUST GIVE ME A CALL (ALRIGHT)
DON'T STOP ME NOW ('CAUSE I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME, YEAH YEAH)
DON'T STOP ME NOW (YES, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME)
I DON'T WANT TO STOP AT ALL
LA DA DA DA DAAH
DA DA DA HAA
HA DA DA HA HA HAAA
HA DA DAA HA DA DA AAA
OOH OOH OOH

[Anonymous No.17779590]

call on SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17779671]

>>17779590
Just wait for the reaction to daddy trumps address

[Anonymous No.17779676]

>>17779557
> everything is ok

[Anonymous No.17779687]

>>17779407
What an absolute unit of a Chad.

[Anonymous No.17779716]

>>17779590
ALL IN

[Anonymous No.17779732]

>>17779558
was that a gunshot

[Anonymous No.17779791]

>Trump to declare national emergency
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2020/03/13/Reports-Trump-to-declare-national-emergency-over-coronavirus/1771584103794/
>markets are green

This is a massive bulltrap being laid, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17779794]

TRUMP IS GOING TO ADDRESS THE CHINESE CONSPIRACY THAT WE STARTED THE VIRUS

HE WILL REVEAL THAT ITS A BIOWEAPON

[Anonymous No.17779796]

>>17779716
not yet... you still have time to access market sentiment during the speech

[Anonymous No.17779828]

>>17779791
BUY THE RUMOR SELL THE NEWS. IT EXPLAINS THE PUMP

[Anonymous No.17779850]

odds I buy 2 more shares of SQQQ
evens I don't
dubs I buy 5 more and hold over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17779857]

>>17779791
it is friday and trump is going to talk right before closing. The trap is set.

[Anonymous No.17779866]

is an unlimited turbo short for daimler or deutsche bank a good idea?

[Anonymous No.17779867]

>>17779850
reroll 0 isn't odd or even

[Anonymous No.17779897]

What will happen to my GUSH calls during a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.17779898]

>>17779558

[Anonymous No.17779951]

Based Tribal hospitals to the rescue

[Anonymous No.17779972]

>free testing for everyone
>2 weeks paid leave
BULLS, DONT FALL FOR IT

[Anonymous No.17780006]

YESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17780027]

>SNSS

LOOOOOL.

[Anonymous No.17780035]

[Anonymous No.17780036]

In a time of emergency the legislative branch coming out with a plan ahead of the president generally means they already know it's dead in the water. Usually the president announces it and speaker would detail it. Here comes the crash.

[Anonymous No.17780038]

>>17779382
>Should I be worried for Monday?
There’s zero reason to expect long-term upside until the pandemic settles down.

Do you honestly think that the Dow is going to stay above 20k if Seattle has to shut down for 2+ weeks? Or worse, what if NYC has to do it? And that’s not getting into all-but-guaranteed shutdowns of major European nations next week.

[Anonymous No.17780059]

STRAP BACK IN

[Anonymous No.17780077]

Are you guys holding sqqq over the weekend? This pump is so fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.17780088]

GUSH CHADS

[Anonymous No.17780105]

WHAT HAPPENS TO MY GUSH CALLS DURING A REVERSE SPLIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17780141]

QE UPDATE

4th and 5th POMO are out now. Operations continue to be MASSIVELY oversubscribed, 3-4x!!! Fed literally can't print quickly enough!

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>>17775573
>>17775639
>>17776908

[Anonymous No.17780150]

>>17780105
i'd gush on her titties if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.17780187]

>>17780105
I'd gush in her split, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17780226]

>>17780105
I'd gush on her gash if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17780233]

>>17780077
I am holding over the weekend. But i just bought my first 20 shares of sqqq so i am a newfag who doesnt know what he is doing

[Anonymous No.17780255]

There's rumor Trump may either close the market or ban short selling at 3PM.

[Anonymous No.17780275]

>>17780255
Trump will ban bobo confirmed

[Anonymous No.17780281]

>>17780255
Nice fucking try

[Anonymous No.17780282]

>>17780255
kek

[Anonymous No.17780285]

>>17780233
>>17780255
>>17780275
NO I PUT IT ALL ON TECS

[Anonymous No.17780286]

>>17780255
He's declaring state of emergency. That's literally it, it would literally be a disaster if either of those happened. He's not stupid to crater the entire economy.

[Anonymous No.17780300]

>>17780105

WHAT HAPPENS TO MY GUSH CALLS DURING A REVERSE SPLIT YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17780301]

>>17780141
In English doc

[Anonymous No.17780302]

>>17780255
So how long after that will the streets be on fire?

[Anonymous No.17780308]

>>17780141
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.17780329]

LEAK LEAK LEAK SHORT SELLING SUSPENDED FOR DURATION OF PANDEMIC STATUS IN USA. RIP YOUR PUTS BITCHASSES HOPE YOU GOT YOUR TENDIES CAUSE THE PRINTER IS OFFICIALLY OFFLINE.

[Anonymous No.17780330]

>>17780255
Kek

[Anonymous No.17780336]

>>17780255
It's already been done in four or five other countries at the moment, so the precedent has already been set. I wonder how the markets would react to that singular piece of news, let alone everything else.

>>17780286
S. Korea, Italy, UK already did it today.

[Anonymous No.17780337]

I heard from an inside source that Trump is going to announce to the world that it's an extraterrestrial virus designed to wipe out the human race for alien colonization.

[Anonymous No.17780342]

>>17780255
Woooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.17780347]

>>17780300
i'd reverse split her until there was nothing left, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.17780362]

>>17780300
Youll be made whole retard

[Anonymous No.17780366]

>>17780347
I'm gonna die laughing, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17780371]

IS THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY THING OR FAKE NEWS?
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

[Anonymous No.17780383]

>>17780255
>Ban shorts
It's more likely he cuts Israel off the teet.

[Anonymous No.17780395]

>>17780336
Probably panic

[Anonymous No.17780398]

>>17780337
I was talking to Barron on twitch and he said trump put everything in GUSH because he’s going to drone strike MBS in the butt and weiner

[Anonymous No.17780410]

>>17779407
>not buying it at 22
>not buying it 24

[Anonymous No.17780412]

Where will GME end up at today?

[Anonymous No.17780421]

Alright guys what are your moves before we close?

[Anonymous No.17780424]

whats with all the GUSH shilling?

[Anonymous No.17780431]

[Anonymous No.17780434]

>>17780424
It’s how we’re going to retire by september

[Anonymous No.17780439]

>>17780398
I want in on GUSH, but not until after the upcoming travel restrictions play out. Demand will continue to decline for now.

[Anonymous No.17780440]

>>17780371
Seems legit to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k

[Anonymous No.17780442]

>>17780362
You're already a whole retard

[Anonymous No.17780449]

Theres rumors that say Trump will make it so you go from 9 am to 4 pm directly in an effort to stop markets from falling, effectively bypassing trading hours

[Anonymous No.17780452]

>>17780398
Not factual and has sex with men, I stream on D-live

[Anonymous No.17780454]

>>17780301
Demand for repo monies is greater than the Fed is willing to supply at the moment.

[Anonymous No.17780461]

fucking hell

[Anonymous No.17780487]

>>17780461
Fucking Italy and their old unprepared population

[Anonymous No.17780492]

>>17780440
Sad that chat is disabled, it would have been special

[Anonymous No.17780498]

>>17780442
id ready her holes if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.17780511]

>>17780461
7% death rate
wew

[Anonymous No.17780516]

>>17780487
I think the problem is that old people in Italy actually still go outside and do shit compared to most other first world countries where they are just in retirement homes/locked inside. Old people go to their cafes and shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.17780522]

>>17780371
Major news outlets are reporting it, not that that means much.

>>17780395
Sounds about right. Seems extremely late at this point.

[Anonymous No.17780524]

>>17780461
The lockdown isn’t even working

[Anonymous No.17780535]

>>17780524
it is. ish.

[Anonymous No.17780537]

>>17780487
Seriously everyone was meming what China's real numbers were, and Italy is going to make the wildest guess a reality when it comes to death rate.

[Anonymous No.17780563]

>>17780516
Ah, it must be one of the joys of that mediterranean longevit... oh

[Anonymous No.17780574]

S&P is struggling here.

[Anonymous No.17780580]

>>17780077
Yes, along with SPXU. Can't imagine there will be much good news. Then again, that's what we all expect to happen, the (((market))) like to go contrarian pretty often in these cases.

[Anonymous No.17780583]

>>17780487

It's that, and a sure possibility that the original infectors were carrying more deadly strains of the virus than in other places. Attenuation means the opposite is usually true but Italy could be a really unfortunate outlier.

[Anonymous No.17780587]

Predictions on the value of a TSLA put at 300, for April 17th, when TSLA price hits 400 Monday?

[Anonymous No.17780591]

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17780598]

told u motherfuckers, sell off incoming

[Anonymous No.17780616]

OH BOY ITS FAALLIING AGAIN

BUT IF YOU TOLD MEEEE YOU WERE DROWNING

A TENTH OF THE AMERICAN ECONOMY WIPED OUT IN A MATTER OF MINUTES

AAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17780618]

>>17779382
Yes no, maybe,
I don't know...
Can you please fuck my asshole!

[Anonymous No.17780624]

What happens to my based inverse x3 etfs if short selling is banned

[Anonymous No.17780626]

>>17780077
not quite a newfag anymore i understand the basic risks of holding it but fuck it im gonna hold over the weekend most likely

[Anonymous No.17780631]

NO NO NO NO BULLBROS

IT WAS OUR TURN

[Anonymous No.17780636]

>tfw want to see before the weekend but all my positions are negative

fuck

[Anonymous No.17780655]

Ummm... bullbros?

[Anonymous No.17780679]

i hurt myself today

[Anonymous No.17780688]

>>17780624
What do you think anon? S. Korea suspended short selling for six months today.

[Anonymous No.17780700]

no no no no nononononnon NONONONOOONONO!!!!!!!!!!

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17780711]

The SNSS price manipulation is fucking evil, someone just bought a million shares all at once and the price didn't even move.

[Anonymous No.17780716]

>>17780487
More like Italian government is actual smooth-brains in charge.
>OPEN BORDERS
>HUGS FOR SICK CHINKS FREE

[Anonymous No.17780721]

JEW JERSEY CLOSING WHOLE STATE POTENTIALLY!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17780723]

>>17779382
Monday is cancelled.

[Anonymous No.17780732]

The bill Dems are pushing out of the house doesn't seem anywhere close enough to what we need to rebound from this downturn.

[Anonymous No.17780736]

WHO /SQQQ/ HERE?

[Anonymous No.17780737]

Denmark closes its borders tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17780745]

>>17780655
I wouldn't want to hold a long position over the weekend, for whatever that's worth to you.

[Anonymous No.17780746]

>>17780721
Yea we've been waiting for it, since NYC started getting cases we've been preparing, hudson county is preparing to close right now.

[Anonymous No.17780747]

>>17780715
Fresh meat

[Anonymous No.17780751]

>>17780736
yo

[Anonymous No.17780758]

>TRUMP BANS PUT OPTIONS FOR 3 MONTHS
>TRUMP BANS PUT OPTIONS FOR 3 MONTHS
>TRUMP BANS PUT OPTIONS FOR 3 MONTHS
>TRUMP BANS PUT OPTIONS FOR 3 MONTHS
>TRUMP BANS PUT OPTIONS FOR 3 MONTHS

[Anonymous No.17780760]

[Anonymous No.17780763]

>>17779791
Market is a Stuka once orange clown speaks.

[Anonymous No.17780768]

Ahahahahaha smart money is scared as all hell.

CDS exploding right now, up thousands of basis points in some cases
Credit is freezing because everyone is trying to lock in treasuries and the genius jerome powell is trying to trade them cash for treasuries ahahahahaha
Smart money is fleeing all markets fast as fuck

It's all true, great liquidity freeze gonna kill markets entirely ahahahahahaha

I predict we see an actual gap down of more than 20% within the next year. Ahahahahaha fucking retail buying options still oh my god this is rich.

[Anonymous No.17780779]

Air Canada

[Anonymous No.17780780]

*bzzzzzz* *bzzzzzzz*

[Anonymous No.17780783]

>>17780736
Yeah, you selling today?

[Anonymous No.17780784]

>>17780711

>The Scammer got BTFO

11/10

[Anonymous No.17780787]

>>17780371
Yes and it's going to be on the emergency alert system.

[Anonymous No.17780792]

>>17780780
>"allo?"

[Anonymous No.17780796]

HOLD THE LINE BROS

[Anonymous No.17780797]

Why was Nancys speech a big ol' nothing?
Why even do that

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(...) No.17780798]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(cont)

[Anonymous No.17780801]

>>17779382
No, this gaslighting NONONO meme bullshit will die out later today once Trump makes his speech. People are just hoping for the worst so they can post their dumb memes when really it will start recovering after this weekend. Every indication shows that this is the biggest fake hysteria people have had and once people are reassured with Trumps plan in 20 minutes the market will recover. You people are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.17780803]

The market can only be fixed by killing one tripfag and fucking another. Which are the two tripfags?

[Anonymous No.17780804]

>>17780077
Bought 10 shares for the lulz, we'll see what comes of it.

[Anonymous No.17780805]

>>17780077
I've got 2 SQQQ calls wnd 2 SPXU calls

[Anonymous No.17780806]

>>17780792
*click*

[Anonymous No.17780808]

What's the best put I can get with 100 bucks?

[Anonymous No.17780809]

>>17779291
>Market up
>trump occupies the oval office

this market is clown world god help us.

[Anonymous No.17780812]

>>17780442
holy fuck feet

[Anonymous No.17780813]

>>17780768
>smart money is scared as all hell.
The charts reflect this as well. Big volume is all sell side since that one hour squeeze yesterday.

[Anonymous No.17780814]

drop already you smug little shit

[Anonymous No.17780815]

>>17780736
Here. But i'm also still holding my blue chip cheapies, and it's canceling each other out.

[Anonymous No.17780817]

>>17780736
you know it bro

[Anonymous No.17780820]

>>17780783
Monday at close. Let everyone panic over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17780824]

Why is the bobo mean so perfect?

[Anonymous No.17780826]

>>17780721
Source?

[Anonymous No.17780827]

What volatiles are you guys trading?

[Anonymous No.17780830]

>>17780797
Prepping the country for her inauguration when Trump and Pence resign due to health concerns.

[Anonymous No.17780838]

>>17780758
I swear to god...

[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(...) No.17780841]

>>17780798
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17780842]

>>17780827
TVIX
VIIX

[Anonymous No.17780843]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN STILL BUY TOILET PAPER
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY ASSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.17780844]

*ahem*

SEE YOU AT 20K BEAR BROS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.17780845]

HOLD THE LINE CHAMPIONS

[Anonymous No.17780848]

>>17780803
Fuck Pendy

Kill SNSS

[Anonymous No.17780849]

>markets begin to dip as drumpfs speech nears.

[Anonymous No.17780850]

just because dow is 250 points below 22k doesn't mean the diamond support has broken. it's going to surge back up. it will never ever ever stay below 22k for anything more than a very short time.

[Anonymous No.17780853]

>>17780779
NOPE

[Anonymous No.17780854]

>>17779897
My understanding is it turns into a 40$ call on a 24$ stock (if it stays on .60)

Then again im retarded so i could be spewing shit

[Anonymous No.17780856]

>>17780814
Hold on, let's see what our genius commander in chief has to say with his really good brain.

[Anonymous No.17780857]

>>17780801
40% of the country are literal retards who think he is orange hitler and going to genocide democrats

[Anonymous No.17780858]

>>17779291
Is it over?

[Anonymous No.17780860]

friendly reminder
>>17780831

[Anonymous No.17780866]

>>17780801
I don't think I've ever hated trump supporters, but their delusion to the situation happening in front of them is starting to make me hate them.

[Anonymous No.17780869]

>>17780815
Same. It hurts too much to let them go.

[Anonymous No.17780871]

>>17780850
holy fucking cope LOL

[Anonymous No.17780874]

>>17780827
The Dow lmao.

[Anonymous No.17780877]

>>17780736
I doubled down on it. Getting ready for the big crash with my finger on the button just in case things get crazy.

[Anonymous No.17780879]

My small company sent us home early and told us to bring our work computers with us. US is about to go full lockdown in the next week or two.

[Anonymous No.17780880]

please explain to me why the market would go up if potentially every single country on earth will shut down their borders?

[Anonymous No.17780887]

I have spy puts at 165 expiring late March and I’m absolutely positive they’ll be in the money. Once these new tests start rolling out and America gets +300,000 cases in a week and the whole country gets shit down, I’ll be a fucking millionaire

[Anonymous No.17780888]

>>17780857
And 25-30% of the country are literal retards that think he is orange Jesus and going to genocide the demonrats. All of that shit belong on leddit.

[Anonymous No.17780893]

>>17780856
now look at what you did, as soon as you postetd that, your fucking post jinxed the market

[Anonymous No.17780897]

>>17780880
Bill Mitchell optimism

[Anonymous No.17780905]

>>17780866

>China unleashed a global pandemic on the world that most national leaders are struggling to contain (including Trump), this means that you need to be particularly hard on Trump for not magically waving it away with his wand
>Grrr hate Trump you bootlickers grrrr

[Anonymous No.17780906]

nice

[Anonymous No.17780907]

>>17780866
It's a cult, they are evil.

[Anonymous No.17780908]

Jerome's really trying to get back to 22K before the inevitable megadrop when drumpf opens his stupid mouth

[Anonymous No.17780909]

>>17780871
and now the pump is in just like i said

[Anonymous No.17780910]

>>17780877
either trump will help me to early retire in 15mins or i am broke af.

[Anonymous No.17780913]

>>17780860
Proof that we haven't hit the bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.17780915]

>>17780758
>denying people of winning extra money to kickstart the economy
Thank god you are not a policy-maker. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.17780917]

>>17780860

Ok boomer, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17780918]

>>17780814
After the speech. But there may be a rally during power hour if some funds need to add to their positions.

[Anonymous No.17780919]

>>17780371
Official national emergencies don't really mean anything.
we've had like 2 national emergencies declared every year for the past couple decades and half of them are still in effect even though nobody remembers them.
Coronachan is way beyond this already, declaring it a national emergency is like pulling the fire alarm after the fire engine sirens are already blaring outside.

[Anonymous No.17780920]

>all money in Vanguard brokerage ETFs
>lose 3 years worth of value in 2 weeks
>submit Vanguard application for margin account
>most likely won't go through until everything is over and done with

I'm a retard who just wants to make money and not lose everything. Why must I be a brainlet

[Anonymous No.17780922]

>>17780857
>going to genocide democrats
They love to project their wishes onto others. Same with all the corruption accusations.

[Anonymous No.17780923]

>Everyone waits until the last minute
>Dow ends down 3,464 points

[Anonymous No.17780929]

>>17780879
>*My* small company
Aw, it little wagie confused? You don't own shit!

[Anonymous No.17780932]

HOW FAR IS MSFT GOING TO FALL BEFORE MARCH 27TH JUST FUCKING TELL ME

[Anonymous No.17780937]

>Silver
Kek, who would buy that piece of shit

[Anonymous No.17780938]

TRUMP WILL BAN SHORT FOLLOWING EUROPE BAN
>TRUMP WILL BAN SHORT FOLLOWING EUROPE BAN
TRUMP WILL BAN SHORT FOLLOWING EUROPE BAN
>TRUMP WILL BAN SHORT FOLLOWING EUROPE BAN

[Anonymous No.17780939]

>>17780860

[Anonymous No.17780943]

guys don't hold over the weekend

[Anonymous No.17780944]

Time to BUY IN lads!

[Anonymous No.17780947]

brrrrrr lol

[Anonymous No.17780951]

>>17780920
Then you just do Calls once we hit the bottom

[Anonymous No.17780952]

15 minutes till trump speaks

[Anonymous No.17780954]

if it goes below 21300, its rape time

[Anonymous No.17780955]

LOCKED AT 22K DIAMOND ENCRUSTED SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.17780956]

Being fat is finally paying off, I won't need to buy food

[Anonymous No.17780959]

>>17780907
You're projecting, "liberal" reddit commie.

[Anonymous No.17780961]

Next Week:
Mon - 19k close
Tue - 21k close
Wed - 18k close
Thur - 17k close
Fri - 18k close

[Anonymous No.17780963]

STOP PUMPING THIS SHIT
FUCK YOU POWELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17780972]

Anyone else find it strange he is holding it at 3 an hour before close?

If it was bad news it would be after close. So it has to be good.

[Anonymous No.17780978]

>https://theweek.com/speedreads/901770/entire-country-norway-shutting-down
>Starting Thursday, the small Nordic country announced "measures that will be the most extensive Norway's population has experienced in peacetime," and which involve practically shutting down the entire country in order to slow the spread of the new coronavirus, Norwegian Minister of Health and Care Services Bent Høie told the national broadcaster, NRK.

fucking hell, entire countries are being shut down

[Anonymous No.17780979]

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS WHEN TRUMP TALKS WE HITTING /ROCK BOTTOM/

[Anonymous No.17780982]

>>17780910
Don't worry, we're in this together. Let's ride this wave of chaos into a bright new future.

[Anonymous No.17780983]

>>17780951
Yeah that's the plan. I'm of the opinion we haven't seen the bottom yet, so on Monday I guess we'll see.

[Anonymous No.17780984]

PUMPS WILL HAPPEN AT THE SAME TIME

[Anonymous No.17780985]

>>17780963
Don't worry, Donald will save the day

[Anonymous No.17780987]

>>17780866
Oh shove it up your ass. He is a successful business man whose literal entire life has revolved around playing the stock market and making investments. If he managed to somehow crash this economy, I'd truly be at a loss for words.

[Anonymous No.17780989]

>>17780905
Im not saying hate Trump, but the fact that they (his supporters) are so focused on the virus, but not the fucking huge increased to repo, and all the central banks revving up the printers to save the exact people Trump supporters hate.

[Anonymous No.17780998]

>>17780932
you missed the bottom bobo

[Anonymous No.17781000]

>>17780853
Soon my friend, you can't say no.

[Anonymous No.17781006]

>>17780972
Trump isn't that smart.

[Anonymous No.17781008]

>>17780929
I have 5% equity. Soijack posters are the absolute bottom of the barrel.

[Anonymous No.17781009]

STOP GOING UP AAAAAAA

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17781011]

>>17780587
dude who the fuck is that girl i swear i know her.. i'm tempted to send her the pic and ask if its her

[Anonymous No.17781014]

>>17780972
B U L L I S H
U
L
L
I
S
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[Anonymous No.17781015]

>>17780907
If we were evil you would already be dead, shitlib.

[Anonymous No.17781017]

>>17780972
I believe he is doing this to announce the short sale ban, which will skyrocket the market into close

[Anonymous No.17781022]

>>17779497
>Wait and see what Trump says first

He's going to announce a state of emergency it was already leaked you stupid fucks the time to stock up was 3 hours ago you are FUCKED everyone already knows but YOU

[Anonymous No.17781023]

>cases exceed 1,700 in US

tune into yahoo finance live

[Anonymous No.17781024]

>>17780972
they wanted to do it after trading, but he has to do it before close or its obvious market manipulation

[Anonymous No.17781026]

>>17780961
To high for monday after a weekend of corona spread.
Mon - 17k
Tue - 18500
Wed - 17k
Thur -15k
Fri - 16k

[Anonymous No.17781028]

>>17780984

>>17781000
Trudy is likely to do some kind of travel ban over the weekend. The missus being seduced by Corona chan has him spooked.

[Anonymous No.17781029]

>have march 27 puts
>mfw trump shuts down the market for 2 weeks

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17781032]

>>17780711
that was just shorts covering

[Anonymous No.17781033]

13 MINUTES TIL THE DUMP OF THE MILLENIUM

[Anonymous No.17781034]

>>17779558
Is this supposed to just be a screen with the dow and background audio off the floor? I want a stream with an overview of the floor so I can see the physical panic.

[Anonymous No.17781035]

>>17780877
>>17780910
same here. now or never anons

[Anonymous No.17781039]

>>17780972
it's too spooky idk if my hands are strong enough to hold positions until he gets on
could go either way and nobody has a clue
literally gambling at this pint

[Anonymous No.17781041]

>>17781017
biggest bullshit

[Anonymous No.17781043]

>"it's going to crash any second now i p-promise"
>*huge green gains*
>"NOOOOOO STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17781050]

>>17780987
Again no hate for Trump, but jesus are you fucking blind. down 20% in two weeks, one of the worst days in history, and the FED ramping up REPO and cutting rates.

[Anonymous No.17781055]

>>17780972
the pm is about corona when will you low iq fags get it, he will never shift attention on to the wrecking economy. Literally entry level politcs.

[Anonymous No.17781057]

>>17780817
I feel like its gonna get cheaper before stocks close

[Anonymous No.17781059]

>10 mins until trump makes america a laughing stock again and tanks the market

Rev up those shorts.

[Anonymous No.17781063]

if only Yang were here, we could all get $1000 monthly instead of it getting pumped into MM pockets

[Anonymous No.17781067]

>>17781006
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.17781071]

>>17781050
The entire global market is crashing you dumb fucking nigger it has nothing to do with Trump

[Anonymous No.17781073]

>First fill the countries with cancer
>Then lockdown so nobody notices any upheaval outside their own sphere
>Crashandburn.png
>Profit??

[Anonymous No.17781074]

>>17781017
please no

[Anonymous No.17781079]

aaaaaaaaaand we're back. 22k support holds strong. the strong surge back just proves how diamond platinum the support at 22k actually is.

[Anonymous No.17781080]

Trump is going to discuss the Dem corona bill, announce the national emergency, and ban shorts. Market will pump into close. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.17781082]

all in on puts rn, what should I expect?
Is this stupid ass pump gonna be enough to counter trump's speech?

[Anonymous No.17781089]

>>17780972
It's gonna be national emergency and potentially the closing of all K-12 schools in the country. They're past the point of being able to stop what's happening with the economy

[Anonymous No.17781090]

>>17781043
Don't you get tired of getting rekt by bull trap after bull trap?

[Anonymous No.17781091]

>>17779560
holy shit did you write this?

[Anonymous No.17781093]

I'm beginning to believe everyone posting here is just trying to manipulate everyone else into making bad calls

[Anonymous No.17781095]

>>17781043
I will talk to you in 1 hour

[Anonymous No.17781097]

>>17781071
dont get baited senpai their trannies from r*ddit
>>17780831

[Anonymous No.17781098]

>>17781071
this is why u are despised. no one said it had anything to do with trump. stop being so quick to suck trump's cock you defensive little faggot.

[Anonymous No.17781102]

>>17781043
look here >>17780961

[Anonymous No.17781103]

>>17781079
>one second past this point its already down 21900

[Anonymous No.17781110]

>>17781017
Ahahahaha the problem right now is fucking liquidity which is what short selling provides, if they ban it we're gonna fall 10% in one day.

[Anonymous No.17781111]

>>17780929
learn english faggot, using “my” dosen't imply ownership. have you never heard simple things like “my boss” “my husband” “my school”?

[Anonymous No.17781112]

>>17781043
welp

[Anonymous No.17781114]

>>17781091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCaHjSlED0
bro

[Anonymous No.17781117]

>>17780987
>succesful

[Anonymous No.17781119]

>>17781082
trumps speech will make it go up

[Anonymous No.17781122]

>>17781082
Everyone is losing their minds. The economic cost of an entire country bugging in and shutting down can't be priced in.

[Anonymous No.17781124]

>>17781093
no all of us make bad calls all on our own

[Anonymous No.17781125]

Expert calls for Italy type situation in USA in 2-3 months

[Anonymous No.17781127]

>>17781071
Its like you can't fucking read. I'm not blaming Trump, but his supporters are fucking blind to the situation happening all around them. Instead of seeing the markets crashing the hyper focus on "just the flu bro" is aggravating

[Anonymous No.17781131]

>>17781079
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17781132]

>>17781098
Shouldn't you be dilating right about now, tranny freak?

[Anonymous No.17781134]

>>17781093
Dude you gotta dump your life savings into VOO RIGHT NOW!
It's the chance of a lifetime! Trump is going to make everything all better!

[Anonymous No.17781138]

ARE YOU READY TO BE FILTHY RICH, BOBOBROS? I'M FUCKING READY TO BE RICH AND FUCK BITCHES

[Anonymous No.17781139]

>>17781103
>heh you're wrong because of a small tiny mini dip

[Anonymous No.17781140]

>>17779467
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.17781143]

>>17781089
Trumpers will say this is good news and is bullish, along with the national guard deploying in all 50 states.

[Anonymous No.17781144]

>ban shorts
Worse off if it does happen

[Anonymous No.17781146]

>>17781093

No one knows anything, especially short term. This is why rich men and smart money still lose their shirt often. If you think about investing in terms of days and weeks you are gambling, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.17781147]

>>17781079
watch this

[Anonymous No.17781148]

>>17781097

>Muh reddit boogieman

Go get Corona-AIDS Boomer

[Anonymous No.17781153]

>trying to game an epidemic to avoid economic collapse

the absolute state of Stonks

[Anonymous No.17781154]

>>17781114
Pure kino.

[Anonymous No.17781159]

Redpill me on

[Anonymous No.17781161]

>>17781127
Ideologues can't be argued with, don't bother

[Anonymous No.17781162]

>>17781093
That's a proud /biz/ tradition
Either shilling utterly insane actions to cause them to lose money for the comedy or to just laugh at all the people who made utterly insane actions which caused them to lose money
Traditions are important

[Anonymous No.17781164]

>>17781098
Thank you, for actually reading what I wrote.

[Anonymous No.17781170]

Should I sell for the weekend? I'm in some bear etfs.

[Anonymous No.17781173]

>This low energy positive day after one of the worst in history
>and right after the FED announced massive countermeasures

That's it? That's all you can do? Do you realize how bad the indexes will look like next week?

[Anonymous No.17781179]

>>17781050
I don't see it as anything more than a simple correction, the FED isn't doing anything outrageous or extreme. They are simply calming peoples mind because of this mass hysteria that asslickers have whipped themselves into and it will rebound immediately very soon. Not to mention that having Trump personally speak to the nation in 10 minutes will calm everyone down and assure people that the situation isn't nearly as bad as it seems.

[Anonymous No.17781181]

>>17781114

[Anonymous No.17781185]

GUYS the country shutting down is a good thing and is bullish, a orange man said so.

[Anonymous No.17781188]

>>17781119
Every other trump speech has made it go down so far

>>17781122
this is true

you can't stimulus your way out an economic shock caused by 300 million people not being able to leave the house

[Anonymous No.17781192]

>>17781079
>opening notes of "let the bodies hit the floor" play faintly in your ear

[Anonymous No.17781195]

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/13/815420295/trump-to-discuss-coronavirus-amid-growing-crisis-scrutiny-of-his-response
>Trump To Discuss Coronavirus Amid Growing Crisis, Scrutiny Of His Response
>Scrutiny of His Response
This is going to be a dump just like the one 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.17781196]

>>17781089
this. like literally what can they do other than close the exchanges? repo does shit all. payroll tax cuts did shit all. the best course is national emergency to prevent a total meltdown

[Anonymous No.17781201]

red stonks in 10

[Anonymous No.17781207]

>>17780907
I don't think they're evil. Maybe they have mental health problems/think like a boomer too much, but I dont think they're evil. They're just brainwashed by propaganda to the point that regardless what trump does, they would probably still suck his toes.

[Anonymous No.17781209]

>>17781143
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.17781213]

>>17781093
Well everyone here is making bad calls too so you're not completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.17781216]

>VIX down 15%
Investors are buying preweekend

[Anonymous No.17781217]

>>17781185
Unironically a full lockdown is the only way to stop this virus within the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.17781222]

Link to trump speech? Or what channel in the uk

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17781227]

>>17781153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKnX5wci404

[Anonymous No.17781230]

6min boys!

[Anonymous No.17781235]

FEDS WILL PUMP DURING SPEECH TO SOFTEN BLOW

[Anonymous No.17781236]

Can someone post the boomer with the money printer meme next to a ancap? I want to send it to a friend, thanks

[Anonymous No.17781241]

>>17781222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MIB3E7CzCY

[Anonymous No.17781243]

>First cases reported on my country
IT'S OGRE
FUCK YEAH! NO MORE WORK!

[Anonymous No.17781248]

>>17781195

>citing NPR

are CNN and MSNBC next? It's always sassy underhanded headlines with these fags

[Anonymous No.17781253]

>>17781179
I don't see what the FED is doing as wrong in the short term however, the problem is they aren't fixing the underlying problem, they are simply fixing the problem caused by corona (and the hysteria its whipped up.)

[Anonymous No.17781257]

>>17781222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw
they're always on the white house yt channel

[Anonymous No.17781260]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17781261]

TRUMP'S SEMEN CONFIRMED FOR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE. HOLY SHIT BROS WERE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT. WE JUST NEED TO EAT SOME TRUMP CUM.

[Anonymous No.17781262]

>>17781216
yes, the (((investors))) are buying over weekend

[Anonymous No.17781264]

>>17781236

[Anonymous No.17781265]

>>17781103
>>17781131
>>17781147
>>17781192
retards btfo'd. dow at 21900. support is still on.

[Anonymous No.17781273]

God fucking damn it. I wish my dad would just leave me alone to trade. He force me to panic sell twice because of a tiny dip and cut our margins down to fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.17781275]

>sold TVIX at 420
Ayyyy

[Anonymous No.17781277]

can you hear that BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.17781281]

SECRETARY MNUCHIN IS PERSONALLY MANNING A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL WITH FEDERAL ACCOUNTS DURING THE SPEECH

[Anonymous No.17781286]

>Banning short selling
MOMMMMY SAVE MEEE NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17781290]

>>17781265
what support are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.17781294]

never been this excited for a market crash in my life

[Anonymous No.17781298]

>>17779867
reroll 7's are gay

[Anonymous No.17781299]

>>17781265
5 minutes bullnigger, the donald is gonna fuck shit up royally

[Anonymous No.17781304]

T-5 MINUTES

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17781309]

>>17781261
my semen confirmed for coronavirus vaccine too.. wanna buy some?

[Anonymous No.17781310]

>>17781260
any good timestamps?

[Anonymous No.17781312]

Lord Trump bout to speak and send the Dow into a death dive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.17781313]

Trump is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feycmqjsLNw

[Anonymous No.17781318]

>>17781154
>>17781181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

[Anonymous No.17781319]

>>17779867
0 is literally the most even number you can get, retard

[Anonymous No.17781324]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObgXtL2bD7k

[Anonymous No.17781325]

>>17781217
>tfw a britbong and our PM's response was to advise we wash our hands and expect the loss of our family members

[Anonymous No.17781332]

GRUMPFY DUMPFY CRASHEDY DOO
I'VE GOT ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU

[Anonymous No.17781333]

>>17781146
Yeah I've come to realize this. Lost 10% of my investments trying to day trade, not working out. Going to stick to my original plan of waiting a couple of weeks and buying some cheap airline / tech stocks

[Anonymous No.17781338]

>>17781253
Just curious, what underlying problems do you see exactly? I've been under the impression that the economy has been pretty rock-solid for the past few years, especially with the growth it's had.

[Anonymous No.17781340]

WILL MY PUTS BE OKAY HOLD ME BROS

[Anonymous No.17781341]

>HE JUST MADE SHORTING ILLEGAL
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17781345]

Will trump put a extra layer of orange paint on his face for this one?

[Anonymous No.17781346]

Alright, $20k in puts. That's about as much as I'm willing to risk for my first options play.

[Anonymous No.17781348]

Trump to announce even more fed rate cuts alongside national emergency to soften the dump

[Anonymous No.17781350]

If trump closed all borders and international flights, (like poland and Denmark) how would the market react?

[Anonymous No.17781353]

THEYVE ALREADY STARTED THE PUMP. THEYRE SCARED AS FUCK
INCOMING BEARSLIDE CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.17781354]

>>17781332
based

[Anonymous No.17781357]

>>17781346
nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.17781358]

>>17780758
I would be so fucking pithed

[Anonymous No.17781360]

>>17781346
I hope you set a stop loss

[Anonymous No.17781362]

[Anonymous No.17781366]

>no cruises for boomers

[Anonymous No.17781367]

>>17781333
>Just get in on the cheap oil boys (XOM, RDS.B USO, GUSH, ETC.)

[Anonymous No.17781368]

>>17781325
>lmao herd immunity without a vaccine
I'm sorry you've got a fucking retard making health decisions

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17781375]

I got SPY puts and calls.. i'm ready for whatever is thrown at me

[Anonymous No.17781378]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17781380]

What happens to my puts if Trump bans shorting? Am I sold? Do I sell em?

[Anonymous No.17781382]

>>17781350
poorly. the problem stopped being external influx weeks ago for america. trump's still in denial about local spread.

[Anonymous No.17781383]

>>17781346

[Anonymous No.17781384]

>>17781345
will percentage of tranny suicide surpass 40%?

[Anonymous No.17781386]

>>17781319
just how 1 isn't a prime number, 0 isn't even

[Anonymous No.17781390]

>>17781346
youre about to be a pretty happy lad.

[Anonymous No.17781392]

I'd poop before this but no TP because trump failed to contain corona.

[Anonymous No.17781397]

>>17780077
im holding over the next month nigga

[Anonymous No.17781400]

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[Anonymous No.17781402]

*bzzzt bzzzt*

[Anonymous No.17781411]

>dow almost 1k up
we will be unironically literally back to ath in a week

[Anonymous No.17781410]

>>17781380
I would say that would never happen, but who the fuck even knows in this timeline. How is shorting hurting anyone anyway. The price of a stock moves up or down regardless of whether someone makes money shorting it.

[Anonymous No.17781416]

>>17781392
just use your hand to wipe

[Anonymous No.17781417]

crypto and shiny metals on absolute melt down as traders liquidate to buy stonks. as usual. warned about it. note yield is rising which is good for economy, flu meme short lived likely.

[Anonymous No.17781418]

>>17781380
Go directly to jail for possession of financial contraband

[Anonymous No.17781419]

Singles: vicious drop and recovery over next 6mo. We reach previous ATH sometime mid 2021
Dubs: Trump announces national emergency, K-12 schools closed. 3 year bear market, china devastated, western governments become proactive in securing supply chains by producing more internally
Trips: Trump announces he's got the germ
Quads: Trump announces he's got the germ and it was a chinese bioweapon, launches preemptive nuclear strike
Quints: Markets crash to 0 instantly at 3:59 PM. Even the shorts. Your tumultuous emotions wake you up from your dream as you are unplugged from your sleep vat and welcomed to the world your people have travelled long to colonize

[Anonymous No.17781421]

>>17781375
this was the 180+ IQ play right here actually

[Anonymous No.17781422]

>>17781318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

[Anonymous No.17781424]

Aight I'm ready to jump ship as soon as droompf opens his mouth.

[Anonymous No.17781426]

>>17781114
Wow. Imagine buying in at 15k
fuck

[Anonymous No.17781432]

Bought SQQQ 4/17 25c
How fucked am I

[Anonymous No.17781433]

>>17781350
This would be like bolting the stable door to a void after the horse dismantled the stable and sold all the wood on ebay 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.17781443]

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[Anonymous No.17781444]

here we go

[Anonymous No.17781447]

FINISH IT OFF DONNY

[Anonymous No.17781448]

hurry up and talk so we can break 20k dump

[Anonymous No.17781455]

STOP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.17781460]

>>17781397
Based bearchad.

[Anonymous No.17781470]

Hodling all these bags right before a Trump speech is bronzing my balls.

[Anonymous No.17781473]

>>17781386
>An even number is an integer that can be divided by two and remain an integer
0 is an integer, and you can divide it by 2 and remains an integer an infinite amount of times.

[Anonymous No.17781486]

>>17781338
Massive overvaluation of everyone and everything in the markets (see TSLA and SPCE shouldn't have taken a market collapse to correct them). Banks over reliance on FED REPO, if they were as capitalized and liquid as they assured everyone they were the FED wouldn't have had to set up so far. Finally if we do hit 0% or negative yeilds, looks how Japan and Europe have never escaped that.

[Anonymous No.17781488]

>>17781386
0 is literally even

[Anonymous No.17781490]

Guys I think we're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.17781499]

>>17781346
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17781529]

Market recovery in 5
4...
3..
2...
1...

[Anonymous No.17781575]

>>17779557
the fucked up thing is if the market crashes anyway, then institutions get to use all that money to buy the stocks super cheap, and blue-collars get fucked by inflation, and the loss of gains for 2-6 years.
>TRUMP SPEECH......3pm EASTERN TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZ0rEcBJME
>TRUMP SPEECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZ0rEcBJME
>TRUMP SPEECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZ0rEcBJME
>TRUMP SPEECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZ0rEcBJME

[Anonymous No.17781581]

fucking kill me.
pocketed 1.8k instead of 6.8k because of my FOMO dad.

[Anonymous No.17781634]

>>17779558
there won't be panic; just pumping. Who knows what happens next week. All depends on how bad virus gets, **and control of information** regarding it.

[Anonymous No.17781701]

>>17781581
shut up son and buy gush

[Anonymous No.17781718]

>>17780077
I'm holding, BUT the market could really go anywhere, esp since Trump has so much political stake in it.
>when the fuck is Trump's announcement going to occur?? I thought at 3pm est?

[Anonymous No.17781746]

>>17781701
Had SOXL at $102, forced to cash out at 106, and now it's fucking $112. I'm so fucking mad.

[Anonymous No.17781749]

is this a good time for a strangle on SPY ? option chads pls advise

[Anonymous No.17781820]

Are you guys buying some inverse etfs for the speech? If so what?

[Anonymous No.17781837]

Trump speech has been delayed SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.17781839]

>>17781746

[Anonymous No.17781870]

>>17780141
because, DESU: I borrowed $60k on my HELOC over the last week to short banks. I'm sure I'm not alone. Many people going to cash, either to short, and/or buy low, or just to wait and see what happens /have as emergency stash.
>Trump speech 3pm EST; Natl emergency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

[Anonymous No.17781909]

>>17781839
He's too chickenshit for day trading

[Anonymous No.17782015]

TREASURY SECRETARY MNUCHIN TELLS HOUSE REPUBLICANS HE CAN'T YET RECOMMEND 'YES' VOTE ON CURRENT CORONAVIRUS LEGISLATION, SOURCES SAY
3:12 PM · Mar 13, 2020

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17782025]

Where the fuck is this guy?

[Anonymous No.17782047]

>>17782025
He's waiting for the market to close lolololol.

[Anonymous No.17782063]

>>17781870
>The president is expected to declare a national emergency.
>inb4 America is great we're doing a good job the virus is fake and gay buy stocks

[Anonymous No.17782065]

come on lads, to strangle or not to strangle ?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17782066]

>>17782015
send it back until they put in wall street bail outs in it, and make sanders have to vote no on giving people free tests and healthcare!!!!

[Anonymous No.17782087]

>>17782025
Probably snorted too much coke and died on the toilet

[Anonymous No.17782236]

>>17782065
Why would you strangle just before a major piece of news?

[Anonymous No.17782296]

>>17782236
because it might go both ways ?

[Anonymous No.17782340]

>>17780255
what happens to things like SQQQ and other inverse ETF's if short-selling is banned?

[Anonymous No.17782394]

>>17782296
>because it might go both ways ?
WRONG

[Anonymous No.17782414]

>>17782394
go ahead, enlighten me

[Anonymous No.17782466]

Imagine anyone else being 30 minutes late for something.

[Anonymous No.17782502]

>>17782466
Drumpf is never late, he arrives precisely when its calculated. Its not like hes being last minute coached on what to say by Israel or anything

[Anonymous No.17782508]

HE'S TRYING TO LIMIT MARKET DAMAGE WHAT AN ORANGE FUCKER

[Anonymous No.17782534]

>>17782502
kek

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17782598]

HERE COMES TRUMPY

[Anonymous No.17782627]

Here we go

[Anonymous No.17782663]

HE STUTTERED ITS ALL OVER

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.17782841]

Trump needs a nap

[Anonymous No.17782916]

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GREEN!?

[Anonymous No.17782985]

>>17782916
I fucking TOLD you Trump would fix everything

[Anonymous No.17783051]

KEK TRUMP IS SCARED

[Anonymous No.17783129]

Google stock?

[Anonymous No.17783165]

>>17783129
www.google.it

[Anonymous No.17783166]

>>17783129
up

[Anonymous No.17783224]

HERE'S THE PLUMMET!!!

[Anonymous No.17783423]

LOL WHEN HE YANKS THE MICROPHONE DOWN FOR THE MANLET

AHAHAHAHAAAHEUAHEUAHUSHDIASHDFIUAHSDLKFJNX,M

[Anonymous No.17783528]

>>17783423

[Anonymous No.17783639]

>>17783224