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>> No.17768476
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>> No.17768477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoim6czy1I

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202001/mastercard-certifies-first-contactless-biometric-payment-card-from-thales-and-fingerprint-cards

https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/11/fingerprint-cards-vd-har-kopt-totalt-100-000-aktier-6-9-mars.html

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>> No.17768486

The coronavirus will signal the end of physical human interaction. Once it's over, companies wont keep their physical office blocks. Everyone doing desk jobs will have to work from home

>> No.17768507
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>when you're a bull

>> No.17768511

>>17768486
Best case scenario. It makes no sense for people to commute to work and back to do some computer job you can do from the comfort of your home.

>> No.17768515

post what you're listening to

>> No.17768521

>>17768477
>>>/pol/ you gotta go back, schizo. Let us gamblers just be.

>> No.17768525

>>17768476
>that brit cunt is angry about it being green

>> No.17768526

>>17768507
he was unironically right though
everything in feburary and march is just people finally noticing that capitalism doesnt work, and pulling out before the last crash

>> No.17768527

Bottom when?

>> No.17768541

>>17768486
Maybe for you desk chained wagies but the IT department wagies still need to tend to the machine spirits. The cloud is not stored in your attics.

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>>17768515

>> No.17768544
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>>17768525

Who doesnt love a happening though? Green is bad

>> No.17768545

>>17768515
Ignite - Sunday Bloody Sunday

>> No.17768554
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Within 2 weeks, the entire US leadership and chain of command/line of succession will either test positive for corona or show signs of having it, and they're all ancient boomers with health problems

The ride hasn't even begun

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>>17768515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qlCC1GOwFw

>> No.17768560

>>17768456
>AND NOW IT'S OOOVEEEEHEEER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds1xo-Hfq68

The Anthem of the stock market

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>>17768541

I spend most of my time out on the road actually

>> No.17768562

>>17768526
gr8 b8, but it's funny to think that people even more retarded than permabulls exist

>> No.17768565

>>17768554
bullish

>> No.17768568

>>17768526
Yeah, because travel bans from US to EU won't affect economy, neither will the shutdown of public events. Or how about moving everyone who can work remotely to work remotely, forcing millions of boomers who won't do jack shit when working remote.

>> No.17768571

PULL UP, YUROP, PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN TERRAIN

>> No.17768573

>>17768554
Pretty much this.

>> No.17768575
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17768575

just thinking about what the person in the last thread said about the US government putting a band aid over the 2008 collapse, what are those mortgage bonds worth now? surely they went up in value since then, r-right?

>> No.17768580

Why are they trying to pump money into oil, for what purpose.

>> No.17768581

Could it happen that i buy bear certs now and then they ban shorting and i cant sell it? or do they only ban buying

>> No.17768582
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>>17768543
>>17768544

>> No.17768591

can someone explain why my iShares $ TBond 20+yr is falling? yesterday literally armageddon and fed rate cut to 0 on 17. likely but this shit keeps falling.

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>>17768571

>> No.17768597
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>>17768477
based FING poster

>> No.17768603
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>>17768521

Nah, we'll stay. This is just too good!

>> No.17768608

JUST WOKE UP,LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES HAHAHHAHA
WHAT A CLOWN MARKET

>> No.17768620
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>>17768515

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7WS1fV3-bk

>> No.17768641

>>17768608
>surprised that futures are green after some of the most devastating red days in history

I won't deny this is a clown market, but don't like today being green is ridiculous.

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>>17768515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVC268P1UQ

>> No.17768650

>>17768581
>happen that i buy bear certs now and then they ban shorting and i cant sell it? or do
i dont think so, it would be stupid to not let you close your position since you are trying to close a bear position.

>> No.17768653
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Red day?

>> No.17768665

>>17768515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt0IXkIVvo4

>> No.17768668

>>17768653
no

>> No.17768673
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>>17768591
30Y yield pumped
see picrel

>> No.17768675

>https://www.sharecast.com/news/news-and-announcements/fca-issues-temporary-ban-on-short-selling-of-italian-stocks--7382300.html
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/italy-spain-ban-short-selling-072534774.html
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/european-authorities-ban-short-selling-on-some-italian-and-spanish-stocks-2020-03-13
>https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Coronavirus/Coronavirus-latest-South-Korea-bans-short-selling-for-six-months
WE BULL MARKET NOW

>> No.17768678

>>17768515
cnbc live stream

>> No.17768682

>>17768668
>no
Bull cope

>> No.17768688

>>17768653
Damn look at those thick veins supplying ample nutrients to those big udders

>> No.17768693

>pre market reacting positively to fed repo operation overnight
>bears will look to cash out exactly as the markets open
what will happen?

>> No.17768694

>>17768653
Are these the fabled 'khazar milkers' I keep hearing about?

>> No.17768695

>>17768653
looks like shes maxed out her milky skill tree

>> No.17768696

>DOW J will open green
>Will end red at 18k
Screencap this!

>> No.17768706
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>>17768580

To prevent many US oil producers from going bankrupt.
One of the only reasons why so many oil companies have been able to stay afloat is the cheap money given to them and somewhat manageable oil prices.
Now that the oil price is absolute horseshit, they can't cope with their denbts and are soon in a situation where they'll go bust.
Oil price needs to go back up very quickly or we'll see some major layoffs and bankruptcies happen in the US oil industry, which in turn will just rape the market further and erode people's faith in this house of cards.
Of course this money printing will do fuckall. The bubble has been pricked and we're going down hard.

>>17768653
I have a feeling US will open green after such a strong fall, but it'll go sideways at best and probably close red.
Monday we'll resume the pain even if today is green.

>> No.17768707

>>17768675
this is how communism begins

>> No.17768711
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>>17768653

>> No.17768739

>he shorted the bottom
oh no no no

>> No.17768740
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>>17768706

>To prevent many US oil producers from going bankrupt.

Don't forget about the whole supply industry for oil economy ... seen one of those huge ass fracking facilities in PA during last year's trip. Billion dollar market could be gone overnight here.

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>>17768711
Fag

>> No.17768757

So now that Disney has closed all parks, will their shares become cheap?

>> No.17768758
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17768758

DEUTSCH BANK SLIPPIN OUT RED SQUIRTS

>> No.17768761

>>17768673
but why? Everyone is expecting the fed to cut rates again on 17...

>> No.17768766

>BEIJING, March 13 (Reuters) - Chinese foreign ministry spokesman Geng Shuang declined to comment on Friday about the Twitter comments of another ministry spokesman that the United States may have started the coronavirus outbreak in China
>Reuters: Geng, asked repeatedly about the comments by Zhao Lijian on Thursday, said only that the international community had different ideas about the origin of the virus that has infected more than 100,000 people globally.
>Reuters: Geng did not directly comment on questions whether Zhao's comments were consistent with Beijing's official views on the virus, which first surfaced late last year in China's central city of Wuhan

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>>17768745

High female estrogen has a devastating effect on fetal brain development ... I intend my progeny to be warriors.

>> No.17768776

>>17768757
unless the news has changed since i slept, they closed their california parks, their florida parks are still open

>> No.17768800

>>17768653
whO?

>> No.17768801

>>17768776
I'm reading all their parks are closed, including the Paris park where 3 employees have got the virus.

>> No.17768806

>>17768758
>DEUTSCH BANK SLIPPIN OUT RED SQUIRTS
When will it crash already???

>> No.17768819

>>17768801
Correction, they are all to close this weekend.

>> No.17768826

>>17768776
They added the disneyworld closure announcement soon after the California park closure

>> No.17768847

has the united states ever banned short selling?

>> No.17768853

>>17768486

i fucking wish bro

>> No.17768861

Is the Zimbabwe industrial still doing fine?

>> No.17768868

>>17768758
>>17768806
>even if deutsche bank fell to a penny, no one would buy them out
the literal state of this piece of shit

>> No.17768869

>>17768554
I'd wager that even Biden and Bernie are probably going to have or get it too at this rate and they're even older.

>> No.17768879
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GO DOWN FUCKING RETARD SWEDISH CENTRAL BANK FUCKING BUYING OUT THE COMPANIES

>> No.17768906

>>17768869
Bernie was interviewed by a reported that tested positive a few days later

>> No.17768908

Do you guys reckon the market will be bullish today? I might sell of my shit at a 25% loss otherwise.

>> No.17768910

>tfw put a little into shorting oil

>still stressed as everythings going up now

I'm going to hold because i feel like fundamentals will show it but this markets too volatile for amateurs (like myself)

>> No.17768918
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if i were to buy puts on Deutsche Bank whats the chance of it rebounding hard and ruining my position?

>> No.17768921
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Is it going to stay green today bros?

>> No.17768931

>>17768740
Yeah the situation is utterly fucked.
When something is built on basically nothing but debt money, speculation and zero fundamentals, it's no wonder that the entire damn thing can go bankrupt in an instant.
Best part is that this goes for many industries. Especially the insanely overvalued Silicon Valley software companies.

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>>17768678
I'm watching yesterdays Sqwuak on the street and I understand why Mnuchin called cramer now.

Faber:
>You seen any signs at all that our leaders in Washington and in this administration that they believe the problem is as significant as you think it is?
Jim:
>Absolutely not. They know nothing. They. Know. Nothing. We know more than they do. And that's not acceptable, either.
>... I knew more than they did in 2007 and I know more than they do now

>>17768706
Based and denbts

>>17768688
based and physiology

>>17768739
I bought more SH yesterday and now I feel like a total retard...

>> No.17768957

>>17768941
to add to this, twitter is going nuts right now.
Can anyone tell me what's going on, I don't follow the right people. What's in the package Nancy agreed to?

Also... there's this:
https://www.npr.org/2020/03/12/814881355/white-house-knew-coronavirus-would-be-a-major-threat-but-response-fell-short

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>>17768696
god that would be beautiful

>> No.17768994

So are people buying the dip and it's over? Or are they "buying the dip" and gonna get assraped again?

>> No.17768996

>>17768910
how does one short oil?

>> No.17769007
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Biz.... you said it would be red? Why isn't it red? Why? WHY?!

>> No.17769011

>>17768994
People are trading the bounces, adding to their longs, taking profits on their shorts, reentering their shorts, panicking out of their positions, etc.

>> No.17769012
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Only one man can save us now.

You should have listened.

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>>17768941
>he hedge after the sp500 lost 30% in a straight line
>poompe it to all time high immediately

>> No.17769019

agghhh... uhhh./... oh god... ighhaa... ohhhg OHHHGGGG, I THINK I'M GONNA, AAAGGH.. OH GOD I'M- I'M GONNA.. OH GOD I'M GONNA ACOOOOOOOOOOMULATE, AAAAAAAGGGHHH I'M ACOOOOOOOOOOOOOMULATING

>> No.17769022

>>17769012
he must be rolling in his grave now

>> No.17769027

>>17768994
Assraped again this shit won't be over so soon.

>> No.17769029

>>17769012
Mnuchin seems to think it’s a different man who will save us
>>17768941

>> No.17769036
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>>17768931

It was never anything else but a very elaborate Ponzi scheme ... with some big fish sucking their share out of the ever increasing money flow. Privatize gains, socialize losses ... but in such an utterly blind, hubristic and ultimately delusional manner I can barely believe it. I dunno what their "master plan" was to pull their limp little dicks out the mess they've created (my suspicion: alternative hedge market based on CO2 certificate trade, hello Greta!!) but I think it is quite too late for that now. Can't say I'm not happy with it ... the world I envision will rise from the ashes of this one quite likely, paid with the blood of zoomers. Tomorrow belongs to me. ;)

>> No.17769056

>>17769007
>Biz.... you said it would be red? Why isn't it red? Why? WHY?!
>Bull is still in denial that it will go to 18k at the end
Kek, starts green ends blood red!

>> No.17769069

>>17769020
;_;
I'll add on the bounce and reduce my positions that i want to get the fuck out of.

And add to CLX and COST. Maybe REGN.

>> No.17769084

>>17769069
Actually... thinking of buying PFE...
Maybe JNJ too

>> No.17769085

>>17769022
He's still alive and on twitter anon.

>> No.17769093
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Should I just kill myself?
I tried to buy the dip with my last £500 and then

>> No.17769094

>>17768653
Yeah. Initial green open then slow drop to 11am and then panic dump for rest of day.

>> No.17769099

NOOOOOOO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RED

>> No.17769109

It'll go down some more when world leaders starts dying.

>> No.17769118

>>17769093

That isnt a reason to kill yourself as within weeks those numerals on a screen will be meaningless.

Withdraw from that account, then withdraw cash from the bank. Buy coal, an air rifle, tinned food etc

>> No.17769122

>>17768571
BAAASSSEDDDDD

>> No.17769123

never thought we'd see the day when a 700 points bounce is not enough

>> No.17769129

Personally, I just buy low and then later on (as stocks improve,) sell high

>> No.17769134
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>>17769093
Long term investiment are long term plus it's too late to sell.

>> No.17769138

So when will the jumpers start?

>> No.17769148

So uh, it is gonna go red again when the market opens today?

>> No.17769151

>>17769138
basketball is cancelled man

>> No.17769160

>>17768515
Senbonzakura
> Thousands of cherry trees dissolve into the night. You will sing, and I will dance. This is a banquet inside a steel jail cell, so shoot randomly and ceaselessly with your raygun.

>> No.17769169

>>17769093
You're doing very slightly worse than the market over all. If the boomers that lost more than you aren't killing themselves neither should you.

>> No.17769170

>>17768675
So the only way to play against the market is gold stocks until they ban those too

>> No.17769178

>dax going to +15% today
>dax going to +15% today
>dax going to +15% today
>dax going to +15% today

>> No.17769190

>>17769093
What the hell were you doing?

>> No.17769193

>>17769151
kek

>> No.17769198
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Can you hear me Major Tom?

>> No.17769203

>>17769178
more like 2% up at best

>> No.17769205
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just bought 60 packs of of 30c ramen

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I ALMOST considered donating food to a food bank today.

I have 6 months supply of food for 4 people. Some local food bank said they were unable to send food out as everyone was stockpiling tinned food.

Seeing as I have close to a thousand tins of various food items, I almost considered donating perhaps 10 tins, although when I spoke to the person there he said "40% of our donations go to refugees" and I walked off mid sentence, got back in my car and took the food home with me.

That is the last time I ever consider giving away even a penny to someone I dont know personally

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Thinking about getting into stonks, should I wait longer for things to drop more or take the plunge now?

>> No.17769232

>>17769218
And then everybody clapped

>> No.17769240
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I WANT TO SEE BANK RUNS NOW NOW NOW
JUST GRABBED THIS OUT MY BANK
WE WILL HELP ACCELERATE THIS COLLAPSE

>> No.17769243

>>17769225
we are only going only up from here with mild sideways movement. DYOR

>> No.17769244
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>>17769190
>What the hell were you doing?
I just bought passive index tracker funds like the boomers told me to. They said they would be less volatile and less risky

>> No.17769252

>>17769218
Yeah fuck struggling people trying to eat. They aren't worth the 3 dollars worth of canned food you tried donating

>> No.17769251

>>17769232

Refugees starving to death is a good thing

>> No.17769256

>>17768456
So, are we expecting another down turn come Monday? Today's bounce isn't unexpected, but the underlying Corona situation hasn't changed. Are people betting that it's been fully priced in today's trading?

>> No.17769259

ohhh no no no no bearbros we got too crocky

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>>17769240

How much is there?

Got £1,000 out myself

>> No.17769278

>>17769256
Every weekend so far has been filled with catastrophic news. No reason that will change any time soon.

>> No.17769287

>>17769252

Natural selection and survival of the fittest is back now.

>> No.17769288

>>17769244
well, it is in the 20-40 year time frame

>> No.17769291

>The C Word

>> No.17769294

>>17769240
Won't the fed just print enough to cover FDIC coverage on the off chance a bank does go down, inflation be damned?

>> No.17769297
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>>17769138
>live in the city where the Deutsche Bank global HQ is
>already made plans to mask up and loot jumpers once DB goes bankrupt
Heh, nothing personnel, yid

>> No.17769298

>>17769266
10k. I left 3k in the bank just as a safety precaution, for buying more stuff on amazon if need be and in case some good trading opportunities come up. I'm pretty poorfag so that's more or less all my money

>> No.17769311

>>17769291
Cancer is no joke

>> No.17769328

>>17769294
I don't know enough to be honest I'm just a 22 yo brainlet doing what I think is best

>> No.17769334

>>17769297
why not visit the HQ and cough in front of them?

>> No.17769335
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17769335

bulltrap

>> No.17769341

>>17769259
Honestly, being a bear at the moment still seems like the wise call until we get clear of the virus shenanigans.

>>17769278
That seems like it's been the trend. This is an interesting development, though. >>17768675

>> No.17769342
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17769342

American capitalist pigs BTFO!

The only green country is the glorious socialist Republic of Venezuela. Years of crippling sanctions and you still couldn't take Maduro down

>> No.17769350

Should I withdraw everything in cash? Even gold and silver have failed me

>> No.17769357

>>17769342
They did take chavez down though

>> No.17769358

>school closings
>summerfags come early
cannot wait

>> No.17769367

>>17769350
Yes. But
>Gold failed me
How?

>> No.17769377

>>17769358
>teenies and 15 year olds asking how the stock market works
already seeing it happen in reallife

>> No.17769378

>>17769205
I hope you can eat that without water :^)

>> No.17769381

Oh shit
faber yesterday mentioning the idea of calling a holiday for the exchanges?

>>17769335
Seems like a good chance for a quick daytrade. Make a quick $20 to buy more cheapies?

>>17769341
also the canucks saying they're starting trials for vaccines now.

>>17769350
Nah I always keep 10k or so in VTSAX forever. Unless you really need money, that's shit not-for-touching. Just in case I live a long time and the system survives as well.

>>17769358
goddamn it.
can't they just do classes online?

>> No.17769385

>>17769218
lelelel baste

>> No.17769392

shit anons I just realized it's friday the 13th

>> No.17769393

>>17769367
deflation trade
everyone was expecting the reflation trade and got BTFO.
People liquidating their gold for margin calls, to buy dollars, to buy cheapies.

>> No.17769399
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https://money.cnn.com/2008/09/16/markets/markets_newyork/index.htm
>September 16, 2008
>the day after Lehman Brothers crashed, the official date of the 2008-2009 Financial crisis
>stocks are up today

>> No.17769400

>>17769367
I bought at 1670 and got fucked hard

>> No.17769404

>>17769381
Universities are doing classes online for the remainder of the semester in the US.

GILD and INO are both set to trial a treatment and vaccine, respectively. There's no vaccine for SARS, though, so I doubt there will be any headway on the vaccine front.

>> No.17769422

>CNBC cast talking how they bought up all the campbells soup in preparation

>> No.17769435

>>17769392
Unless there's some terrible news at some point today, I doubt anything spoopy is going to happen at this point.

>> No.17769438

>>17769404
SARS didn't threaten the global economy the way this is, and if there's one thing I trust it's that the world is run by giant multination corporations who put profits above everything else.

Also there's the chance science has advanced in the past 10 years or however long it's been. Eli Lilly and Regeneron also working on antiviral treatments.

>>17769422
goodness, don't they know how high the sodium is in those?

>> No.17769440

>>17769377
>already seeing it happen in reallife
maybe you can teach them something
>>17769381
>can't they just do classes online?
lots of colleges are resorting to online classes right now
i was mainly referring to high school kids

>> No.17769452

>>17769399
without a doubt a fed pump is not the long term solution here

>> No.17769455

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17769456

>>17769440
yeah high schools aren't going to do that too?

>> No.17769494

>>17769456
average high school kids are too retarded to do online classes
there would be lawsuits on behalf of every cletus, jose, and tyrone who fails a class

>> No.17769496

Gap up SSL no more free accumulation sharks

>> No.17769511

>>17768653
Too bad they're pierced just like her nose and tongue, but at least her meaty pussy is safe

>> No.17769518

Guys my TSLA put for 520 ends today, it would've been worth so much during the night when it dropped to 517. Why does the pump have to happen today?

>> No.17769527

>>17769392
massive short squeeze, unlucky for some

>> No.17769537

>>17769518
that kinda sucks.
it will go down I am sure, but the pump did make a positive effect. Today is too soon to put

>> No.17769539

Did you guys look at the RSI for SPY? We ended yesterday in the oversold territory, closing exactly on 30, and then proceeding to dip below in after market.
Now with futures we went into over bought territory. This has effectively reset the RSI for us now giving free leeway to dump its ass off and still be mathematically sound.

>> No.17769549

>>17769252
Yes.

>> No.17769550

>(URGENT) Seoul temporarily bans stock short-selling for 6 months amid virus-triggered market rout
(URGENT) Seoul temporarily bans stock short-selling for 6 months amid virus-triggered market rout
>(URGENT) Seoul temporarily bans stock short-selling for 6 months amid virus-triggered market rout
(URGENT) Seoul temporarily bans stock short-selling for 6 months amid virus-triggered market rout

Based?

>> No.17769557

>>17769438
Look at the fucking VIX rn, it's at 70.
This has everything to do with institutional investors protecting themselves and rolling those SPX options out

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Damn... Cramer really did get called while on the squawk. I'm assuming that was mnuchin too

What the fuck is this shit? Why is StreetSmart edge so fucking ugly and clunky?

>>17769494
good point.
Also all the kyles who fail because they said fuck it and their karen moms who call the schools outraged

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>>17769550
>6 months
there is no way this is real, right?

>> No.17769571

>>17769550
Napoleon outlawed short selling in France back in the day. It's a good policy during times of distress.

>> No.17769572

>>17769539
think you need to adjust your timeframes if you think we're overbought, lmao

>> No.17769576

WOW jim gets back from his phonecall and basically says "that's all about to change"

I DONT KNOW
DID THEY THREATEN HIM OR LISTEN TO HIM?!?

>>17769557
huh?

>> No.17769581

Because futures are up, the stock market is likely to have a recovery tomorrow, correct?

>> No.17769584

fuck i shoulda sold yesterday. selling my shorts today

>> No.17769590

>>17769581
atleast at open

DAX is starting to dip, dump incoming?

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Hold steady bobros. We’ll end today red as the bad virus news keeps dripping down

>> No.17769600

>>17769581
Green on open but could be red after, no one can know.

>> No.17769611

>>17768776
I work at WDW, we are closing for 2 weeks after close of parks on the 15th, so in 3 days

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>>17769572
It's the RSI dingus. It's now set up for further dumping. Needed this to give room in the channel again.
Are you stupid or just dont know what those lines below your charts mean?

https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/trading-investing/technical-analysis/technical-indicator-guide/RSI

>> No.17769618

>>17769599
Based cobra kai bearbro

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>> No.17769626

>>17769599
futures up 5% they are gonna try to fuck us in the ass

probably biggest day ever incoming

>> No.17769641

>>17769624
>there are people that will actually believe this

>> No.17769643

What news made futures bounce back up? Don't weekends always end in red?

>> No.17769645

>>17769626
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO ANNOUNCE AND WHEN

WHEN CAN I SLEEP?!?!

See:
>>17769624

>> No.17769649

>>17769565
it's real. https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Coronavirus/Coronavirus-latest-South-Korea-bans-short-selling-for-six-months

>> No.17769651

>>17769643
Just resetting the RSI.

>> No.17769655

>>17769624
trump told me this wasn't even as bad as the flu wtf
what did obama do!?!?

>> No.17769662

>>17769599
This day will end in low 18k!

>> No.17769671

>>17768515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk

ALL EMBRACE ME
ITS MY TIME TO LOSE AT LAST

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>>17769616
sorry I didnt realize you had asbergers syndrome, hope you enjoy the green next week cause I will

>> No.17769695

>>17769599
I think so to, not selling my puts.

>> No.17769700

>>17769649
>STOP MAKING MONEY GOYS REEEE
Uhmm no?

>> No.17769714

>>17769655
its only as bad as the flu its just a cover up for us decoupling from china. trump pump was necessary for the war of attrition against russia and china. globalism has been on the decline.

>> No.17769715

>>17769687
Wow you are absolutely fucking stupid and have no understanding and to why or how any of this works do you?

>> No.17769721

newfag here. I want to buy some puts. any suggestions?

>> No.17769724

>>17769624
>has resorted to deflecting to Obama
lmao

>> No.17769731

I’m holding and these likes can’t stop me

I’m gonna but even fucking more inverse ETFs for cheap if they keep trying to prop up this sham

>> No.17769733

>>17769721
>he wants to buy premium at the top, sell it back when it's low

>> No.17769735

today green
monday red
buy puts

>> No.17769737

>>17769721
Literally any stock you want, they are all in a bubble.

>> No.17769740

>>17769671
Okay now I'm getting hype

>> No.17769741

>>17769218
Good man. You did right.

>> No.17769750

>>17769616
you dont use the RSI correctly btw

>> No.17769753

>>17769733
that was no help at all, thanks though I guess

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>>17769714

>decoupling from china

Yeah, that's what I think they're trying to do. Just got the feeling shit has started to burn a bit too fast now.

>> No.17769760

>>17769624
>all gains since trump got into office have been wiped out the past week
looking grim desu, but knowing how trump fanatics will react is even more grim

>> No.17769767

>>17769753
if youre a newfag you can now google "options premium" and then do some newfag research on your own. you've been taught how to fish you fucking faggot now feed yourself.

>> No.17769770

>>17769641
The replies to his tweets are always so retarded. On the one hand you have blue checkmarks saying "resign" and on the other hand you have retards licking his asshole responding "thanks mr president you are the best!!1!" to everything he tweets

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>>17769715
>uses RSI
dude youre a fucking moron, Im sorry you shorted the bottom but dont get cranky with me

>> No.17769777

aaaaaaa I’m tired and can’t make any decisions shit.

Sleep for 2 hours?

>>17769758
I remember this film.

>> No.17769787

>>17769758
hopefully our tech is good enough to churn out growth to allow for actual real gdp growth.

>> No.17769792

>>17769772

People were calling it the bottom monday, tuesday, and Wednesday, don't try to act like anyone knows where the bottom is frog.

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>>17769777

>I remember this film.

Digits confirm. A true masterpiece!

>> No.17769797

>>17769777
No, you'll wake up groggy. Your only chance to be alert for this open is to trick your brain into pushing you through to the other side of your fatigue, as it will do in life or death situations.
Top your car out on the freeway real quick for the adrenaline boost.

>> No.17769798

DUBS means oil will be obliterated

>> No.17769804

>>17769772
>bottom
And why do you think it's the bottom?

>> No.17769814

>>17769599
There's still enough lag time between getting the virus and exhibiting symptoms/needing hospitalization, so we'll be good for a week.
The real pain will begin once USA starts testing at a reasonable rate. Maybe next week.
Expect tens of thousands of cases in every state, a growing sense of panic, and the paralysis of most social life.

We're going to bounce over the weekend then crash by the middle of next week.

>> No.17769816

>>17769798
>off by one
Oil will moon?

>> No.17769820

>>17769721
VIX is at a 52 week high retard, the answer is nothing

>> No.17769821

>>17769772
Dude. The RSI literally is there to help you do the opposite. Go back and look at the RSI on every "pump" right before another downswing.
RSI is all your call and put opportunities.

Dude how do you even trade?

>> No.17769823

>>17769797
Powernap and bang a BANG! At 5:45 to catch squawk and the open?

>>17769795
I loved it but I don’t think my generation “gets” it the way that people who lived through that time do. It’s a silent generation movie I think.

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>>17769798
News of Shenzhen supplychain failures killing TSMC foundries obliterates semiconductors. SOXL liquidates. Trips

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>>17769735
This. Be happy today is green, that just means more cheapies.

>> No.17769832

odds on the US defaulting on all foreign debt?

>> No.17769835

>>17768918
it's fuckin funny how nobody gives a shit about this shitty dead bank. If germany lets deutsche and commerz fall, everything is gonna turn upside down.

>> No.17769838

>>17769821
>>17769772
And further more do you not use any tools to trade? No moving averages or fibonacci?

>> No.17769844

>>17769832
Same chance as SHINY AND CHROME

>> No.17769846

>>17769823
SPIKE hardcore energy.You need the 83,333% DV B12 shot and 350mg caffiene. Shooter cans with 300mg caffiene are preferred as they have yoihimbine to increase your blood pressure.

>> No.17769847

>>17769825
I got outta semis completely... really want to buy some nvda when some lawmakers are confirmed infected.

>>17769835
It’s German. Fuckem

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>>17769787

In US you mean? I think you still mostly "got it" ... been meeting some engineers on my trip, good people, competent. What I've too seen though is corporate flipchart idiots strangling the potential of these people, hindering innovation. We suffer from similar problem here in Austria though (don't get me started on Germany, "deutsche Wertarbeit" my arse!!) ... built my business model on "headhunting" for disgruntled engineers and know-how bearers, worked fine so far, will stay put now and wait for recuperation I guess. My recommendation: publicly hang the managers (to improve morale) and put the engineers in charge again ... then you'll have a promising future.

>> No.17769864

>>17769816
A fail moon mission

check this 6

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>>17769581

>> No.17769884

>>17769550
FREE MARKEEET

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>>17769823

This, you have to put yourself into the mindset back then to get and enjoy it fully. Bit of a history fag so I have an easy time here. Also, nothing beats the good old Doktor. Have to admit, if I'd be sitting in a wheelchair ... eh, better hide the powerlevel a bit more. ;)

>> No.17769887

>>17769643
>What news made futures bounce back up?
Nothing really changed. Governments promise more money printer money and it pumps the markets just in time to get shorted again.
Nothing is actually improving. Corona isn’t even close to the middle point of how bad it’s gonna be. More and more countries are shutting down. Travel industry fucked sideways. Restaurant biz on its knees. Entertainment biz moved everything ahead a year, wiping entire festivals and feature film revenues off the slate.

What the fuck are bulls thinking?

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>>17769565

>> No.17769895

>>17769816
It means it will snibbeti snab for 10 years

>> No.17769915

>>17769851
That's the problem you face when your management staff isn't pulled directly from your engineers. Even when they are, if you have excessive amounts of middle management, it still slows down the process.

>> No.17769917

>>17769550
>bans stock short-selling for 6 months
Are they fucking joking?

>> No.17769921

>>17769581
>Because futures are up, the stock market is likely to have a recovery tomorrow, correct?
My sides in orbit

>> No.17769929

>>17769917
this is what we need
we cant have billionaire jews flexing their financial muscle and capitalizing on the situation.
South Korean gov is based as fugg

>> No.17769933

>>17769921
>he doesn't know about the conditional probabilities concerning futures/market opens and their closes

>> No.17769934

>>17769887
Simple minded... see these:
>>17769624
>>17769011

>> No.17769935
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17769935

wh-what do i buy?

>> No.17769938

Since they ban short selling why don’t they just cut market hours in half, so I can wake up in 6 hours and make some neet trades.

>> No.17769945

SPY 235 EOD

>> No.17769947

>>17769846
Can you brief me on what I miss over the next 1.5 hours?

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Told ya yesterday we’d be green.
Good thing about America is that we deal with crises the American way. States and local governments should deal with it with minimal federal intervention. Businesses and schools played an important part by closing down with through their own decision. The coronavirus will be a distant memory in two weeks.

>> No.17769959

>>17769947
No, I have to do 6 more reps of masturbation to clear my mind before open.

>> No.17769962

I have a sore throat, and a runny nose, and this morning I blew my nose and a big bloody rope of snot came out. Should I be worried?

>> No.17769963

>>17769649
Can you make a turbo jew case that this somehow hurts your human rights?

>> No.17769965

If the stock market is so great, why isn't there a stock market 2?

>> No.17769973

>>17769953
Kek is that Mitchell?
>>17769959
Oh...
;_;

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>>17769915

>middle management

Every bigger company I've seen so far is bloated with these ... blame it on "control freak mentality" in the upper tiers, kicks off a vicious cycle as the "overmanaged" employees lose motivation and initiative. Should learn from military here ... Auftragstaktik, it works perfectly if you build your organization correctly. Anyway, a crisis can only be "good" in the long run. All this rampant idiocy will be swept away ... and for the smart and driven maverick a lot of doors will suddenly open.

>> No.17769978

>>17769962
it's over

>> No.17769980

>>17769929
They are going to cause a Total Market collapse.

>> No.17769981
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where are we bros

>> No.17769982

>>17769929
They've already made their profits doing precisely that all the way down. It's a little late to put a band-aid on the issue.

>>17769933
Seems like a pretty clear cut bounce for the day based on sentiment irrespective of the probability.

>> No.17769984

>>17769973
Just look at the futures charts and premarkets on some ETFs right before we hit and you'll probably be ready enough.

>> No.17769985

>>17769962
You have a cold you fucking idiot.

>> No.17769988

>>17769962
Is that unusual for you?

>> No.17769992

>>17769962
it depends, are you a fat smoking lazy person or a healthy athletic active person?

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>>17769240
cute
pulled this stack two weeks ago

>> No.17770000

Guys I just woke up is this the fake fed pump?

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>>17769981
6/7

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>>17769981
I'd say 6. We have a long way to go.

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>>17769981

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>>17769929
>>17769933

Also, the intraday movements even during a crash vary wildly. The biggest UP days recorded for the DOW happened during the midst of the Great Depression.

What matters more is CUMULATIVE days. Weeks. Months.

>> No.17770013

>>17769981
6 but if today is red then we move to 7 on Monday

>> No.17770015

>>17769981
>implying current market can be predicted
dude good and bad news are popping up everyday, there's no predicting this shit, just stay on your toes and jump in on every news you get

>> No.17770016

>>17769962
Eat soup and drink tea

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>>17769998
I made that in one day

>> No.17770018

>>17769976
Yeah, it's a shame that once the corporate bureaucracy gets to large within the company, it becomes nearly impossible to revert. Large companies end up bleeding their good engineers too often over it.

>> No.17770032

>>17769962
F.
Too bad you weren't a tripfag.

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Coronavirus is cancelled!

>> No.17770048

Oof leisman doesn’t look good. Corona might be passing through the press... maybe trump really is a spreader

>>17770032
Kek

>> No.17770062

>>17770009
intraday movements gonna stay wild for at least the next month

>> No.17770072

I cant believe how dumb people are
today in my city the shelves were empty of toilet paper
of all fucking things, toilet paper?
biz how do I invest in toilet paper companies?

>> No.17770075

>>17770000
Checked

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>>17769624
omg now I hate drumpft because trannies post old tweets in chans

>> No.17770086

>>17769963
i could care less about S. Korean stocks. they're not even considered a developed market by MSCI, and they're about 1.6% of the MSCI ACWI.

>> No.17770094

>>17769225
I started yesterday to dollar cost average into the crash
Invest a part now, a part over the next few weeks/months
Dividend stocks are cheap right now and tend to have good fundamentals that allow them to spend revenue on dividends

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BLACK FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
A DAY OF INFAMY
WRITTEN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS FOREVER

>> No.17770101

>>17770072
Procter and Gamble

>> No.17770104

>>17769917
Korea experienced 1997-1998.

>> No.17770105

cnbc wants you to know that you should not wear pants unless you have to

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>>17770072
>tfw I'm actually down to my last roll right now but retarded boomers emptied the shelves

>> No.17770111

Holy shit what a faggot
Literally no critical thinking, can’t criticize his obese boomer without him lashing out.

>> No.17770122

>>17770101
those are the same faggots that own gilette tho right?

>> No.17770127

>>17770106
Go to a bodega, dude. They still have TP

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>>17770106
>>17770072
>>17770127
Just use water like the Thais

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WHY ARE FUTURES GREEN!???

>> No.17770137

>Futures Green to lure in more Suckers to buy out the Kikes
don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.17770143

>>17770072
>americans don't have bidets
Fucking lmao

>> No.17770146

Thoughts on OTM spy puts expiring in may? I pretty much only swing weeklies, don't typically buy options that are months out, but I feel like SPY is gonna tank hard throughout april being that its earnings month. Of course, all the failed earning reports could also already be priced in.

>> No.17770147

>>17769244
Being down 30% is better then being down 50% isnt it?
Also while single companies might go insolvent the fund will not reach 0
Just dont buy high and sell low
Just hodl through this
I believe in u anon
>be happy you did invest in funds that will go up again, and not into bitcoin that might stay down forever as it has no intrinsic value

>> No.17770155

Sweden up 6%

>> No.17770161

>>17769151
Nooooo not the HECKING niggerinos

>> No.17770164

>>17770136
Because the crisis is managed. The fed injection worked. And we”re going to look like fools for panicking about stocks and coronavirus in two weeks.

>> No.17770167

>>17770130
>>17770127
I'll just shit on company time today, I still have enough for the weekend anyways

>> No.17770169

>>17770147
Fuck you
I’ve got $100 in BTC
New world order I’m gonna win
(Should I sell low?)

>> No.17770175

Lmao wtf bros I invested my student loans and its all disappearing?
Surely just hodling it will save me?

>> No.17770180

>>17770155
>Italy +13% on lockdown
What a clown market

>> No.17770183

will i be ok in my oil short lads.

>> No.17770189

>>17770164
There's a lot of shit left to sift through once corona starts picking up in the US. Do you really think that's priced in?

>> No.17770194

>>17770164
thanks to people like you dow will tank to 15k

>> No.17770195

>>17770180
italy has banned short selling on some stocks. you didn't think they'd let you win did you

>> No.17770196

>>17770136
Imagine if we get really good news and we get a v recovery and you’re left behind!

Also, you faggots should really look at the charts of past crashes

>> No.17770202

>>17770183
What do you need oil shorts for? You walking around in oil or something?

>> No.17770211
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is wirecard a good stock

>> No.17770212

>>17770180

Watch, it will go up once it’s sinks in we aren’t dealing with the Black Death. Normies won’t panic forever over a slightly worse than normal flu.

>> No.17770219

>>17770202

Yes we all are anon there's too much oil time to get the shorts on!

>> No.17770228
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17770228

Why the fuck is airfrance going up

>> No.17770229

LIMIT UP
>LIMIT UP
LIMIT UP
>LIMIT UP
LIMIT UP
>LIMIT UP

>> No.17770230

>>17770189
The American way of life is PREVENTING further cases. We’re leaving responsibilities to businesses, states and local governments to close down and they are doing a fine job.
WE DONT NEED HELP FROM CENTRAL GOVERNMENT.
In two weeks, we’ll all be laughing at the panic.

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>>17769887
fear mongering of this magnitude, post after post of the exact same talking points. can only be actual propaganda to assist the economic terrorism being waged on us by china and Russia. scare normies out of the market. lads we are witnessing an actual war and we have been targeted and in the trenches. wouldn't be surprised if you were actually an American traitor fuck. you cant win. if you could win, you wouldn't be this desperate.

>> No.17770240

>>17770164
t. bulltard

>> No.17770248

>>17770212
Normies are literally emptying toilet paper shelves. The panic has already settled in full throttle

>> No.17770249

>UPPER FUTURE LIMIT REACHED
lmao, short sellers will capitulate and it'll be the greenest day we ever had these past two weeks

>> No.17770251

>>17768486
that would be fucking sweet if it happened like that. max comfy.

>> No.17770264

>>17770249
>lmao, short sellers will capitulate and it'll be the greenest day we ever had
ftfy

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17770271

what happens if i buy the london listed s&p500 when the S&p500 hasn't even opened yet??

>> No.17770273

SPY at 260
RECESSION CANCELLED

>> No.17770289

>>17770271
the futures are already priced in my dude

>> No.17770290

>>17770249
how did i not know this was an actual fucking thing?

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17770294

bulls are so easy to trick out of their money it's unfathomable how any of them are not on the streets yet

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>>17770289
but futures aren't the actual price?

>> No.17770299

>>17770248

Again, not forever. I’m starting to get first hand reports from friends in the military who have dealt with it in their units and nobody can tell whether they just have the flu or chink aids. It is literally unironically just like a flu.

>> No.17770302

dead cat bounce incoming
Monday new lows imo

>> No.17770303

>>17770231
bears have been making money for two weeks now, but keep hanging unto your presumptions

>> No.17770310

>>17770249
>>17770290
why is there a upper futures limit?
wtf man

>> No.17770312

>>17770212
You have to first factor in the economic impact these fools have done canceling everything under the sun.
>NBA & NHL
>March Madness
>Conferences
>Business deals and meetings
>Entertainment and travel

>> No.17770316

>>17770302
>in my opinion
>opinion

yea, but like, do you have any solid evidence why you think so

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Bros....

>> No.17770324

>>17770303
I trade with the market
I do not file myself into one identity
I am I

>> No.17770339

>>17770169
Nothing personal, i like the idea of decentralized currency, krypto is just so fucking stupid and impractical to use
All that wasted energy used to compute it
>(Should I sell low?)
Never sell low

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>>17770298
>>17770289
how does this work?
the new york stock exchange of the united states of america isn't even open yet?

>> No.17770356

>>17770316
just looking at the last 2 weeks, that would be the trend, my personal benchmark on an actual market swing would be
comprehensive legislation passed by congress
vaccine trials begin
vaccine trial successful
speculation will return to positive people will start pumping back into the market and all my cheapie hal stocks will be worth gorillians

>> No.17770405

>>17770356

Those are positive markers, there are negative markers too.

The virus is severely under reported in the USA, simply because there is not enough testing kits. You're seeing high ranking members of society being diagnosed because they have the access to the healthcare.

In a population that skews towards the elderly, this is a problem.

We were due for a ripper of a positive day. I wouldn't want to be holding over the weekend however.

Just imagine the shit that would happen if Trump was diagnosed with it.

>> No.17770411

>>17770356

I congratulate you on having the balls to buy Hal. I considered it but noped out

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>>17770230
See where the United States is at

>> No.17770441

>>17770147
>>17770339
>this guy is so stupid and autistic he passes up on 10x gains in crypto because "it has no intrinsic value"
Nothing matters except whether you can make money off of it you fucking retard.

>> No.17770446

>>17770412
This is lacking a y axis label and is therefore meaningless

>> No.17770449

>>17770341
People are trading the shares of the ETF between each other.

>> No.17770459

>>17770323

Lol there's no way that can hold.

>> No.17770460

>>17770446
Y-axis label: Total number of confirmed cases

>> No.17770462

>>17770323
Bearbros, we're gonna get btfo today.

>> No.17770468

Puts at open or at close?

>> No.17770472

>>17770449
market makers can also do their job and hedge using S&P futures

>> No.17770489

>>17770468
Look at things as they develop during the day and then likely aim to make moves near close if you haven't made them already, baring any drastic changes in news or whatnot. That's my plan.

>> No.17770491

>>17770405
but how many of the under reported cases recovered fully with no problem?

>> No.17770499

>>17770494
>>17770494
>>17770494
>>17770494


NEW BREAD

>>17770494
>>17770494
>>17770494
>>17770494

>> No.17770504

>>17769976
>Auftragstaktik
Good post, this guy gets it

>> No.17770527

>>17770460
That seems fishy that they all have the same slope. I wonder if they’re just bullshitting the numbers so they appear realistic based on the other countries growth. I meant why would the rate of growth be the same in less dense place or less cold places?

Well, I don’t trust any bottoms until some congressman gets it and gets very sick. But the market generally bottoms way before all the problems are resolved. Forward looking and all that.

You should be buying stocks on days like yesterday, and then trimming positions you’re less bullish on days like today

>>17770462
>>17770468
Dumping my SH at the open, using a daytrade to get back in midday.

>> No.17770541

>>17770441
>take a chance on this retarded ponzi scheme of electronic currency

>> No.17770608

>>17770541
Cope. You had dozens of chances to make absurd gains but all you can cry about is "muh ponzi". If you bought link at 30 cents you could sell it right this second AFTER a massive crash for 800% (eight hundred percent) gains.

>> No.17770638

>>17770356
>hal stocks

Why would anyone buy this , it wont go up for a long time and has been on a down trend for a month

>> No.17770671

>>17770527
>That seems fishy that they all have the same slope. I wonder if they’re just bullshitting the numbers so they appear realistic based on the other countries growth. I meant why would the rate of growth be the same in less dense place or less cold places?
Probably shows that these factors wouldn't change the virus's infectivity

>> No.17770697

>>17770310
So the index doesn't correct down way too hard shortly after opening