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American here, how do I get neetbux?

>> No.17757262

Vote for Andrew Yang

>> No.17757271

>>17757239
apply for emergency ssi

>> No.17757290

>>17757239
get fired from a job that youve been at for 6 months

or apply for disability

>> No.17757343

>>17757239
Tell the social security office you invest in virtual currency that has no practical use. They'll know you're retarded and you'll get money for sure

>> No.17757344

burgers dont have neetbux, best you can do is autismbux
https://imgur.com/a/OyOid

>> No.17757348

>>17757271
>>17757290
Do I need to get diagnosed with a disability by a doctor or something? What kind of disabilities will work?

>> No.17757507

>>17757348
read my link

>> No.17757511

>>17757348
yes, you'll need probably a doctor or some kind of specialist. it needs to be a "permanent" disability I believe, so you can't just break your arm

most people go with fake mental shit, but obviously cancer and spinal shit is an automatic qualificatiln

i've also heard some people get it for cataracts

however it will only be 10k a year. you probably be better off working for a year at arbys and living in a low cost of living city somewhere that isnt full of nig nogs.

or learn to code like i did bruh

>> No.17757535

>>17757344
>>17757507
Hmmm... so get detained up for being suicidal and then apply... I see, thanks
>>17757511
You get paid monthly?

>> No.17757567

>>17757348
the trick is to claim crippling anxiety and to say you cant function normally because of it, when you get an interview, show up wearing the worst, dirtiest clothes you have and act like a nervouse wreck. to gurantee disability bucks shit your pants before the interview.

>> No.17757641

>>17757567
Hmmm.... well I do actually have anxiety at the thought of waging. Maybe I could avoid washing my hair and do some other stuff. Thanks for the tip.

>> No.17757785

>>17757535
idk exactly but checks in USA can usually either be monthly, biweekly, or weekly

if you need money right now, neetbux is not the play. go to a temp agency and lift boxes

>> No.17757788

>>17757641
dont be retarded
act according to your claimed disability, not like a nutjob caricature

>> No.17757881

>>17757641
like the other anon said don't over do it or they'll catch on. just picture your typical /pol/ poster and try to look like that, greasy/messy hair is a good touch.

>> No.17757899

I have terrible anxiety (weekly panic attacks) to the pointi could maybe leverage it. I'd get myself committed but I want to be able to buy a gun so I'll just tough it out

>> No.17757904

>>17757785
I see.
I don't need money right now, I just need money at some point because I'm running out of savings and the thought of waging is really odious to me.
>>17757788
Got it. Depression, or anxiety, both work right? I actually really don't want to work and do get anxious thinking about waging so that might be appropriate.

>> No.17757990

>>17757641
Unironically tho becoming a wagie saved me, I was destroyed by anxiety until I actually got a job and started interacting with people. dont knock it until you try it anon

>> No.17758105

>>17757990
I did and it was really understimulating and I started going nuts. I'd rather just be alone and browsing and daydreaming.