/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17742728]

Failed pump edition

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>>17741538

[Anonymous No.17742754]

>1.5 trillion cant stop it
https://youtu.be/61Q6wWu5ziY?t=47

[Anonymous No.17742769]

>>17742728
dow 22k any second now

[Anonymous No.17742776]

>mfw I bought the dip

[Anonymous No.17742775]

bbrrrrttt

[Anonymous No.17742778]

Will tomorrow also be a bear day?
Not sure what to do with my puts that expire tomorrow, if I sell now I exit without a loss.

I need AMD to drop another 3%

[Anonymous No.17742790]

Looks like the PPT is coming in again boys.

[Anonymous No.17742793]

Here it comes again

[Anonymous No.17742799]

HNNNG

[Anonymous No.17742804]

Fuck these threads are moving fast

[Anonymous No.17742805]

When should I buy AMD?

[Anonymous No.17742812]

>>17742778
The trend is your friend until it ends..

[Anonymous No.17742814]

>>17742754
The money doesn't just pop in instantly, it will gradually be put in over a period of weeks or some shit. Instantly pumping the market with a trillion would cause the market to probably jump 10-15% before dumping 10-15% kek'd.

[Anonymous No.17742816]

will there be an end of day pump?

[Anonymous No.17742820]

>try to save the market
>it immediately drops again

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17742825]

I got VXX puts. Bottom is in, and there's no way this gets worse. Trump/Pence have this under control frens.

[Anonymous No.17742828]

CHRIS: Playing poker against Paulie ”You read the news about that Corona virus?"
TONY: Sitting down in the bada bing office chair with a sandwich in his mouth "mhm-eah, chink eating rat soup or some shit like that"
CHRIS: "Bat soup, yeah."
TONY: "Bat soup, rat soup, dog soup, last time I'm ever eating chinese again"

Crew laughs, except for Feech of course.

CHRIS: "Zipperheads are infected too, on a major fucking scale. This shit even made it's way to the old country"
TONY: "Get the fuck outta 'ere. Italy? Where?"
CHRIS: "Northern Italy"
FURIO: Smirks

CHRIS: "Entire fucking cities are quarentined. I'm talking ghosttown, Rome looks like a fucking Will Smith movie"
PAULIE: "Corona virus? Heh. Biological fucking super weapon if you ask me. A week or some' after the first case they already built a fucking hospital. It’s like they had it all planned out, resources ’n’ everything. Bet ya they fucking rigged it to evolve too, like a fucking time bomb or something.”
TONY: Quickly raises his hand to the side of his ear ”Gettafuckoutahere! Got a fucking wife and kids at home, don’t think anyone ’ere wanna hear ’bout your theories and doomsday scenarios Paulie”
SIL: Counting money and shrugs ”ehhh, I’m not too scared ’bout the virus. Papers agree with Tony, says it's nothing more than a flu"
TONY: "Yeah but people are freaking out, already lost 9% in our webistic stocks" Looks at Christopher, slight dead-eye
CHRIS: "Sorry T, shit like this can't be helped.”
BOBBY: ”Don’t they have scientists that can predict these kinds’a’things? Maybe some of that artificial intelligence, who knows?”
CHRIS: ”I dunno, anyways, like Sil said it's nothing to be worried about unless you already got a disease, AIDS or some shit like that"
Close up of Vito looking down at the table.

[Anonymous No.17742829]

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th.

[Anonymous No.17742831]

POWELL I NEED MORE MONEY DEAR GOD DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE DONALD THINK OF MY HEDGES CUT THE RATES POWELL MY BANK IS BLEEDING RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BEG CHINA TO BUY OUR TRASH BONDS AGAIN GIVE ME LIQUIDITY POWELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17742834]

Do you hear that?

[Anonymous No.17742835]

>>17742728
The hidden /biz/ discord link is discord gg xFuuSTZ
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.

[Anonymous No.17742836]

*ahem*

[Anonymous No.17742837]

>>17742775
haha

[Anonymous No.17742839]

SOXL anon, we're down 64%. 21% just today, what the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.17742840]

>>17742778
after that drop either tomorrow or monday will be a bit green i guess

[Anonymous No.17742845]

Tomorrow has to be the bottom right?

[Anonymous No.17742846]

>>17742805

When it hits 35.

[Anonymous No.17742869]

Buy WM

[Anonymous No.17742875]

>>17742837
that bitch is so turned on

[Anonymous No.17742878]

The fed pump failed, is it safe to cash out and buy fresh puts?

[Anonymous No.17742879]

I bought the dip... 3 weeks ago...

[Anonymous No.17742880]

>>17742820
>fed to inject 1.5T into penny stocks because they just might moon for real this time

[Anonymous No.17742883]

>>17742799
BREHS. .

[Anonymous No.17742884]

>>17742814
>3 days
>$1.5 trillion
>gradually
lmaoo

[Anonymous No.17742887]

>pump it

[Anonymous No.17742888]

>>17742814
>>17742820

>hitting the monetary AZ-5 button

Not great, not terrible! :DD

[Anonymous No.17742889]

How do I make money from this? Just hold cash and wait?

[Anonymous No.17742892]

>>17742845
It wil be a bloodbath, if 1.5 TRILLION had almost no effect, nothing will stop the chaos from tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17742898]

wooovie lads what a fantastic bull run we had today

[Anonymous No.17742903]

FED announced they would increase spending by 1 trillion and it only made things suck less. Fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.17742910]

>>17742879
HAHAHAHHA I sold everything three weeks ago

[Anonymous No.17742911]

dow 22k

[Credit Spread Officer No.17742916]

>>17742828
okay

[Anonymous No.17742917]

Everyone thinks buy KO at 44?

[Anonymous No.17742920]

>>17742820
this wasn't to try to pump the market...
it was to keep it from total implosion
>municipal bonds are being sold
big positions are hurting and when they go, everything does

[Anonymous No.17742925]

[Anonymous No.17742926]

>he shorted?

[Anonymous No.17742936]

This is crazier than crypto. The FED fucked everybody over with that shock pump.

[Anonymous No.17742942]

>>17742728
God I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.17742946]

>>17742926
>He shorted.

[Anonymous No.17742947]

NHL suspended their season!

[Anonymous No.17742948]

there's no way they will let it close below 22k

[Anonymous No.17742949]

I’m glad I closed out my margin 3 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.17742951]

>>17742820
what will they pump
how does this work?

[Anonymous No.17742953]

Imagine not closing your positions when the S&P hit fucking 2500

[Anonymous No.17742981]

>>17742947
Everything did

[Credit Spread Officer No.17742984]

>>17742948
my account today at one point was -1000% and now it's up 10%. fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.17742987]

this is snss anon by the way
LOL

[Anonymous No.17742992]

a story in three edits.

[Anonymous No.17742998]

Please just let AMD and INO rise.

[Anonymous No.17742999]

>organic slow decline and a massive Trump Pump spike
this can't be healthy, right?

[Anonymous No.17743006]

>>17742987
What website is that? Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.17743016]

>>17742947
Canadafag here. Don't cry for us; we're already dead.

[Anonymous No.17743018]

>>17742998
Waiting on INO to get ~9 first

[Anonymous No.17743030]

THE US STOCK MARKET IS THE BIGGEST PUMP AND DUMP SHITCOIN

[Anonymous No.17743038]

>"Fiscal stimulus and further rate cuts from the Fed could offset some of the damage, but we now expect GDP to fall by 4% annualised in Q2 and stagnate in Q3, with growth for 2020 as a whole slumping to 0.6%, down from our previous forecast of 1.8%."

[Anonymous No.17743039]

Question:
What actually happens with the money the feds pumped in. Where do the 500billion go? How are they supposed to help the market?

[Anonymous No.17743045]

>>17742999
There's no healthy slide into this crisis besides letting the recession happen on its own

[Anonymous No.17743048]

>>17743018
Not going to get to that point my man.

[Anonymous No.17743049]

ok so dow was actually pumped 1500 points, from 21350 to 22850, a 7% increase. In 15 minutes. How often does this happen?

[Anonymous No.17743051]

snss anon should apologize right fucking now

[Anonymous No.17743064]

>>17743006
Stocktwits.com

[Anonymous No.17743067]

I didn't like the version I made yesterday, so here's a new one.

[Anonymous No.17743068]

>>17743006
Stocktwits

[Anonymous No.17743070]

>>17742999
Everyone even the bots are short right now. It ruined a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.17743072]

>>17743039
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17743075]

>>17743038
>don't worry, the economy is still growing
yeah nah
negative GDP 2020

[Anonymous No.17743076]

>>17742999(checked)
The whole economy isn't healthy.

[Anonymous No.17743081]

We got him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okxuiiHx2w

[Anonymous No.17743088]

>>17742998
Fuck you nigger, please let AMD die.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743089]

>>17743038
They just laid off all the NBA and NHL players.

[Anonymous No.17743095]

>>17743039
they put it in a large vault

[Anonymous No.17743099]

>>17742917
Well now it doesn’t seem it’s going to get that low.

[Anonymous No.17743100]

>>17743072
They just give boomers money, beer and smartphones?
No wonder this isnt doing much.

[Anonymous No.17743105]

>>17742998
Fuck you I want to buy them cheap

[Anonymous No.17743106]

Well there goes my lunch break. Didnt eat, no appetite. Good luck fellas

[Anonymous No.17743111]

Savanon....Pendy...

[Anonymous No.17743113]

>>17742987
>3 likes
Ugh, the fact that people hears him out at all is just ridiculous. The guy literally sat here on /smg/, lying about the size of his SNSS position for months until SNSS actually pumped and he felt the need to show his position to brag about it, now he's down again below his entry and is in all-out cope mode

[Anonymous No.17743115]

>>17743006
stockwits

[Anonymous No.17743117]

>>17743049
never....

[Anonymous No.17743130]

>>17742951
they gibs 0s and 1s to banks and banks """provide liquidity""" when no one wants to buy

[Anonymous No.17743129]

>>17743051
Why? If you buy penny stocks that is what you deserve.
Like drinking bleach and then blaming the guy who told you to do it. Your own fault.

[Anonymous No.17743141]

uuuuuuh... Bros?..........

[Anonymous No.17743150]

$TSLA is pure delusion. Trading at early 2020 levels in a market that's gone back to 2017.

Only a matter of days before it is forcibly brought in line.

[Anonymous No.17743155]

>>17742820
Can someone break this down?

>add zeros to bank account
Who's bank account does this go to?
>No The fed buys 1.5T in assets
What do they buy?

[Anonymous No.17743163]

>>17743038
Where is this from. If that happens were officially in a recession.

[Anonymous No.17743164]

>>17743049
All this FED pumping and not doing shit.

[Anonymous No.17743170]

>>17743113
Not having a SL or anything is insanity anyways

[Anonymous No.17743177]

[Anonymous No.17743180]

>>17743155
They buy back government backed securities.

[Anonymous No.17743184]

>>17742828
Based

[Anonymous No.17743187]

Do you think we will see a lot of bankruptcies?

[Anonymous No.17743201]

Post Bears

[Anonymous No.17743202]

>>17743164

[Anonymous No.17743212]

>>17743187
Tons. Only giants and companies too important/big to die will survive.

Most companies live payroll to payroll, what do you think will happen when the cashflow is strangled?

[Anonymous No.17743215]

>SPX kisses the upper bollinger band on the 1 minute
>immediately drops 30 points
lole

[Anonymous No.17743220]

Someone is coughing out a lung in the bloomberg studio

[Anonymous No.17743223]

>>17743155
>Banks hold securities
>Fed buys them with printed money
>Banks get lots of digital numbers
>"Use the money to fund the stock market!"
In simple terms

[Anonymous No.17743228]

>>17743187
the fed will pump the companies creating massive inflation, and they'll still go bankrupt but at a later date

[Anonymous No.17743230]

1 case in my city in Canada.
should i expect my uni to close and exams to be cancelled?

[Anonymous No.17743232]

I need a way to go into a coma for 24 hours and close my shorts this time tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17743235]

Need to pop an aspirin. This market is absolutely insane. Got whipsawed for 16k and nearly lost everything I made on the fed announcement.

[Anonymous No.17743236]

>>17743150
I agree, same with AMD. Short the fuck out if it please.

[Anonymous No.17743237]

>tfw snapped up a shitload of coke stock at the bottom right before the ex/div

I’m still hungry amigos...

[Anonymous No.17743241]

>>17742892
except from stockprizes stopping to be overpriced

[Anonymous No.17743246]

>>17743141
TD Ameritrade just blocked me from entering orders and I'm literally looking to move to another state or another country. Literally screw the Fed. They are CROOKS.

[Anonymous No.17743251]

>>17743237
Is this mode achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.17743252]

>>17743187
can't claim bankruptcy if you kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17743258]

>15 trillion pump already vanished
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17743282]

I'm never going to be able to retire. Fuck boomers and fuck jews, should just blow my brains out and be done with it. Clown world

[Anonymous No.17743284]

>>17743251

Only if you’re a dripster

[Anonymous No.17743285]

do i buy SQQQ now?

[Anonymous No.17743288]

Remember this one /biz/?
>Suze Orman’s advice to investors on the market’s drop: ‘Rejoice’
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/25/suze-ormans-advice-to-investors-on-the-markets-drop-rejoice.html

[Anonymous No.17743289]

Is tomorrow the bottom? It really feels like we’re on the eve of peak despair. I know the virus isn’t going to just slow down over the weekend, but by then we’ll just accept it as a fact of life.

[Anonymous No.17743291]

WHAT
>PUTS
TO
>BUY
ON
>MONDAY

[Anonymous No.17743297]

>>17742889
Stock on toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17743298]

J Powell stepping down could take us to the stone age.

[Anonymous No.17743300]

>>17743251
Only if you drink natty daddy to the point of severe ascites.

[Anonymous No.17743303]

>>17743285
why didnt you buy during the pump

[Anonymous No.17743304]

CNBC guy just said 2.5T overall overtime

I hate jews

[Anonymous No.17743305]

>>17742728
Post your panic buying face

[Anonymous No.17743306]

bros the Fed is going to buy all of our cheapies...
if they buy the dip, then no one else can buy the dip...
it's not fair !

[Anonymous No.17743308]

>>17743180
>>17743223
Yes. I dont think banks necessarily buy more government backed securities since the Mutual funds, pension funds that have these government backed securities all have mandates on how much of each asset class they must hold

[Anonymous No.17743320]

>>17743303

i got scurred

[Anonymous No.17743328]

>>17743291
everything is expensive. Try buying puts on a country not yet severely affected

[Anonymous No.17743329]

>>17742728
>7.3% of GDP
7.3% of gdp
>7.3% of GDP
7.3% of gdp
>7.3% of GDP
7.3% of gdp
>7.3% of GDP
7.3% of gdp
>7.3% of GDP
7.3% of gdp

Aaaand it's gone

[Anonymous No.17743331]

You guys are so comfy.

[Anonymous No.17743340]

WHY THE FUCK WON'T KOS GO UP
I BOUGHT 35 SHARES OF THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.17743341]

At this point he's either executed by Trump or shot by a disgruntled trader.

[Anonymous No.17743342]

>>17743113
>>17743170
>>17742987
Man I kept telling you guys that SNSS anon was one cold motherfucker to trick a-holes on here to buy an overbought bioshit penny stock. Shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's their life.

[Anonymous No.17743343]

"Free" markets my ass

Fed intervention on this scale is preposterous

[Anonymous No.17743344]

TVIX and SQQQ anons, make money in this dying economy.

>Was down $700 when bagholding TQQQ 2 days ago
>Up $700 with TVIX and SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17743349]

>>17743048
>Last Price
>$9.292

im fuckin blowing on these candlesticks, lil bit lower niguh

[Anonymous No.17743355]

>>17743285
Wait for the EOD pump at least.

>>17743289
We haven't even seen the impact on earnings yet, and that's assuming that corona is the only problem.

[Anonymous No.17743356]

Tell me when to sell SQQQ and UVYX

[Anonymous No.17743357]

>>17743187
A lot, if this keeps up. A friend of the family is a 65 year old real estate agent running a small company. He was already doing a bit poorly and living month to month and now the guvmint in the area expects all 60+ year olds to self isolate and shit, and for businesses to stop doing services, but at the same time they wont really reimburse for the downtime.

What happens when he still has to pay wages to his employees, is told he cant go outside himself, everyone is afraid of using their money/speculating for lower prices in the future? Shits looking grim for so many small businesses.

[Anonymous No.17743366]

it's dropping again
what happens when drump stops the pump?

[Anonymous No.17743371]

So the nigger fed is actually going to make tomorrow a green day huh. Next Monday will be a bloodbath again.

[Anonymous No.17743372]

>>17743331
Not like any of us have 401ks or do anything other than shit post online and gamble.

[Anonymous No.17743377]

>>17743343
Most normies only have some basic savings that will get wiped with money printing, I'm in debt so I'm happy that shit gets inflated away.

[Anonymous No.17743378]

>>17743343
It will just make things worse.

[Anonymous No.17743381]

>>17743331

[Anonymous No.17743384]

Nice ""pump"", feds.

[Anonymous No.17743387]

>>17743308
Friend without an OGA beging created or the fed act being changed its all the FED can legally buy

[Anonymous No.17743388]

>>17743371
Every single friday so far has been deep red, I wouldnt gamble on green.

[Anonymous No.17743390]

>>17743342

Buy 1k+ shares at 0.25.

[Anonymous No.17743393]

>>17743343
Haven't you been around for the last happening?

[Anonymous No.17743394]

Corona Virus is racist

[Anonymous No.17743397]

>>17742828
Based

[Anonymous No.17743398]

>>17742728


>The Fed is trying with all it's might to stop the falling market with billions of dollars
>It only stops the dip for a brief minute before it tanks again

My God........ The Bear.....it's.....it's unstoppable

[Anonymous No.17743404]

>>17743378
For who?

[Anonymous No.17743406]

Broadway closes!

[Anonymous No.17743412]

HERE WE GO AGAIN

STRAP THE FUCK IN

[Anonymous No.17743413]

>>17743394
truly based

[Anonymous No.17743424]

When's the big dump coming for the day before I close out SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17743425]

I just went out and stocked up on a month of weed before coronachan shuts down my local weed stores

[Anonymous No.17743432]

>>17743394
based coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17743433]

>>17743366
More pumps
Repeat until hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.17743435]

>>17743366
>>17743371

the Fed isn't pumping their whole load at once, it's more accurate to think of it as a really big buy wall to keep the SPX above 2500

[Anonymous No.17743438]

>>17743394
DAS RAYCISS

[Anonymous No.17743441]

>>17742728

So....this is the power of the Fed........?

[Anonymous No.17743444]

>>17743384
I DONT WANNA GET IN THE FUCKING BAG AAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.17743454]

>tfw took out stocks last month to put a huge down payment on property
Sucks to be you losers
The the inflation flow over you

[Anonymous No.17743458]

>>17743394
why dont they just say niggers

[Anonymous No.17743460]

Do repos work like this? if not can someone explain it in retard speak

>banks need to have 10% of deposits in cash
>they don't actually have it
>usually they borrow it from other banks at the end of the day using bonds/stocks(?) as collateral
>banks don't want to lend to each other except for very high interest rates
>fed loans to the banks instead by printing money

[Anonymous No.17743461]

>>17742947
nice. wont have to watch the wild lose any more games

[Anonymous No.17743465]

>>17743394
Oh shit, I'm pro-Corona naow

[Anonymous No.17743466]

Why is there no such thing as a pro-bear central bank? You think that it would be in the interest of an economy to always question and put pressure upon securities valuations, so that enormous crashes don't result from little natural happenings or phenomena such as a disease, and due diligence is made in all securities purchases. The prospect of a recession should only ever be a mild check on stock prices, not a 50% dropkick.

[Anonymous No.17743467]

BOOMER CLEANSE

[Anonymous No.17743469]

Imagine pushing enter and 1 500 billion dollars appearing on your bank account.

[Anonymous No.17743470]

BuY tHe DiP

[Anonymous No.17743471]

>>17743394
/ourvirus/

[Anonymous No.17743472]

Ok I'm finally starting to get scared, SOXL is down 64%. Can it go to zero? I know its rebalanced daily but if we get another week of this the fund will have to split or close and we'll lose everything.

[Anonymous No.17743477]

>>17743454
>The the

nice job fag

[Anonymous No.17743482]

>>17743340
40 here

got them at 80 cents tho lmao

[Anonymous No.17743488]

I'm a shit trader and been shorting a few days now. Plz spoonfeed me do I close my position tomorrow or ride it out? Surely the FED can't stop the shit when things are just starting to close.

[Anonymous No.17743490]

>>17743454
we got no troubles, life is the bubbles, under the sea!
>what i'm saying is, enjoy your underwater mortgage faggot

[Anonymous No.17743493]

500 Billion dollars devoured by the market just like that.

[Anonymous No.17743495]

>>17743435
I want to shoot Jerome Powell in the face in minecraft

[Anonymous No.17743502]

>>17743398
something cave something forever something something jew dirt something something /pol/ predicts

[Anonymous No.17743501]

>>17743477
U jelly?

[Anonymous No.17743507]

[Anonymous No.17743509]

>>17743460
Fed doesn't actually create money directly but it is able to lend it and take it on as a liability

Because it can do this nearly infinitely and is its own entity its a roundabout way of printing money

[Anonymous No.17743512]

THE $1,500,000,000,000 WASN'T ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17743513]

>>17743394
boomers AND african americans at the same time? shieet

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743514]

>>17743454
after all the boomers die you'll be able to get a house for like $4500 which adjusted for inflation will be like $50 in yesterdays money.

[Anonymous No.17743521]

why's this market gotta be so fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.17743527]

>>17743472
Of course it can go to 0. Some of these ETFs are worse than shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.17743531]

>>17743305

[Anonymous No.17743539]

>>17743488
The fed just wasted 500 billion and it did nothing.

[Anonymous No.17743542]

Who here SSL?

Making 15% on mine

[Anonymous No.17743543]

>>17743488
It's too late for Donny to try to fix this. Don't sell.

[Anonymous No.17743552]

THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA
>THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA
THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA
>THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA
THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA
>THE PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL HAS CORONA

https://twitter.com/vhmichel/status/1238159424180674561

[Anonymous No.17743553]

>>17743454
Whyd you do that at the beginning of the 2nd depression retard

[Anonymous No.17743554]

NOOO BUY MORE INKJETS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TRUUUUUUUUMPF

[Anonymous No.17743555]

THE SPIRIT BOMB DID NOT WORK JEROME
IT IS TIME................................
................FOR THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE.............................

[Anonymous No.17743556]

>>17743507
kek

[Anonymous No.17743563]

>>17743539
>>17743543

Aight I'll trust you niggers on this.

[Anonymous No.17743569]

>>17743509
can you explain what you mean by

>doesn't create money directly but is able to lend it and take it on a as a liability

the money doesn't actually exist? what happens if the banks can't pay back their loans? they fed keeps the collateral?

[Anonymous No.17743571]

>>17743444
>>17743552
if world leaders start dying we're in for a brand new sort of fucked

[Anonymous No.17743573]

>>17743507
Heh

[Anonymous No.17743576]

>>17743454
>buying a house right as the market is going to crash

[Anonymous No.17743577]

>asked an anon a few weeks ago if VOO would go down 100 dollars
>he said NY would have to be hit by a meteor for that to happen

Might as well have been. $80 down as it is

[Anonymous No.17743580]

>>17742728
Hi all, dumbfag who put his entire bank account into AMC stock between November-January. I am financially ruined, AMA.

[Anonymous No.17743581]

>>17743394
>China aggressively expanding into Africa
Will the blacks revolt against China?

[Anonymous No.17743585]

>>17743394

>Corona Virus is racist

Likely, see: https://academic.oup.com/jid/article/197/6/812/919467

G6PD deficiency is an old genetic "disease" which provided some protection against malaria (similar to sickle cell anemia) ... therefore very common in areas where malaria once was (or still is) endemic, Mediterranean, Middle East, Asia, Africa ... you name it! It is also known to sometimes lead to very grave complications during infections. Could explain the high mortality rate in Italy for example.

[Anonymous No.17743586]

>>17743552
Well if that doesn't glow in the dark...

[Anonymous No.17743590]

>>17743454
I'll take housing market deflation for 500. Unless you're in a good area. Regardless. The inflation means YOU have to work more hours now to have the same buying power. The joke is on all of us.

[Anonymous No.17743592]

when do the looting and riots begin

[Anonymous No.17743593]

>>17743425
>only buying a month's worth
should've bought bulk no matter the cost to upsell it later on the street anon either that antidepressants or guns

[Anonymous No.17743598]

NEGATIVE 50% INTEREST RATES
BANKS ARE INVERSE CREDIT CARDS

[Anonymous No.17743600]

>>17743488
when people dont even dare to bull-post, thats when you close it

[Anonymous No.17743610]

Explain this to a brain let. Why the fuck are the fed allowed to even intervene in our markets ????

[Anonymous No.17743612]

Just woke up, what happened with the ECB and did the fed just pump 1.5T into a falling knife?

[Anonymous No.17743613]

General loss limit strategies? Down 20%. Hodl or gg?

[Anonymous No.17743614]

>>17743552
fuck off

[Anonymous No.17743622]

>>17743576
Housing is fine this time around

[Anonymous No.17743624]

>>17743613
DCA and inverse ETFs

[Anonymous No.17743625]

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17743626]

>-8% again

[Anonymous No.17743634]

>>17743613
Leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.17743635]

>>17743569
It'd be as if I told you I was lending you $5 and you were able to freely spend it as you wanted.

At the end of the day though I am an all powerful entity that could never and would never have to pay up if I actually needed to

> what happens if the banks can't pay back their loans? they fed keeps the collateral?

They get bailed out by the federal government through direct stimulus

[Anonymous No.17743637]

>>17743569
even better, the Fed has been accepting absolute garbage as collateral, so it's entirely possible that in a crisis the banks won't pay AND the collateral is worthless

[Anonymous No.17743640]

>>17743580
i told you fucking nflx already rekt them, why didn't you listen

[Anonymous No.17743644]

>>17743590
>EVERYONE’S GETTING RAPED!

[Anonymous No.17743649]

>>17743507
Thats because all the men are jumping out of buildings right now

[Anonymous No.17743654]

>>17743610
Transfer of wealth/power to whomever they want. Inflation is an actual form of theft.

[Anonymous No.17743658]

>>17743625
>BUY MY BAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17743662]

>>17743458

they get paid by the word.

[Anonymous No.17743672]

>>17743581
The niggers aren't smart enough to realize that they are practically owned by China. If they revolt, it won't be china's problem

[Anonymous No.17743675]

>market is down 25% since Trump said buy

[Anonymous No.17743681]

>

[Anonymous No.17743682]

>>17743634
God, I wish.

[Anonymous No.17743684]

>>17743622
lmao
Housing is a commodity just like anything else. The decrease in consumer spending and job layoffs will guarantee that housing gets hit, it just might be a month behind.

[Anonymous No.17743691]

tfw my mom only has $18k in savings and the fed is literally evaporating what little money she does have

[Anonymous No.17743690]

>>17743675
That nigger must have had millions in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17743692]

>>17743612
>powell tried to buy the dip
>US bankruptcy imminent

[Anonymous No.17743693]

Oh there goes KO, finger on the trigger for 44.

[Anonymous No.17743720]

[Anonymous No.17743724]

Cashed out. Gonna quit my job and buy some coke. See you faggots next recession.

[Anonymous No.17743746]

>I'm sorry guys it's just business

[Anonymous No.17743749]

>>17743586
>>17743614
It was a genuine tweet and there were similar other reports
It was a wording fuck up, the president of Brazil is just now being tested and watched after being in close contact with a confirmed case

[Anonymous No.17743751]

Word on the street is trump might have it. took a picture with a brazillian politician and the brazillian got confirmed with it.
>MFW it gets leaked that trump is coughing non-stop in the Oval Office

[Anonymous No.17743752]

>USD is dead
>stocks are dead
>shitcoin was dead from the start

i can't believe boomer rocks were the right choice after all

[Anonymous No.17743756]

PUMP IT ALREADY AAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17743757]

>>17743693
I'm right there with you brother

[Anonymous No.17743762]

Who isn't getting justed right now?

[Anonymous No.17743763]

Just bought some SPY calls. Prepare for another 10% down.

[Anonymous No.17743764]

[Anonymous No.17743767]

im getting a feeling shits might pour til 2nd circuit breaker soon

[Anonymous No.17743774]

PLUNGING AGAIN HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.17743776]

Can someone explain why the fed pump$500 billion into the market when it was obvious it wouldn't work? Does injecting/pumping cause inflation?

[Anonymous No.17743778]

>>17743762
gold and guns unironically

[Anonymous No.17743779]

>>17743610
>our markets
The markets are denominated in USD.
The government has a complete monopoly on the dollar. This is how fiat works...

[Anonymous No.17743782]

>>17743762
My cat.

[Anonymous No.17743791]

>>17743751
Everyone with an IQ above 80 knows he has it

[Anonymous No.17743792]

>>17743692
>US Gov bought the dip
> crashes anyway
Oh no no no no haaaaaaahaha look at the top of his head
I hope this plague wipes us all out just for this embarrassing display

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743799]

>>17743764
I think Trump has it too. Didn't you hear him coofing during that special announcement?

[Anonymous No.17743802]

>>17743764
Fake news. Its not confirmed yet. He's currently being tested though

[Anonymous No.17743805]

Fuck me in the ass with this shit. It never ends.

[Anonymous No.17743807]

HALIBURTON IS WORTH SEVEN (7) UNITED STATES DOLLARYDOOS

WHAT A TIMELINE

[Anonymous No.17743809]

>>17743776
>does creating money out of thin air cause inflation
Idk maybe

[Anonymous No.17743810]

>>17743752
It's under 1600 an ounce. It's not too late to get some.

[Anonymous No.17743812]

>>17743751
>Word on the street
Did you not watch his talk last night? Either he has it or someone thought it would be funny to hit him with a tranq a few minutes before he had to go on air.

[Anonymous No.17743815]

>>17743776
It keeps the banks solvable and props up stock prices through repos

[Anonymous No.17743816]

>>17743776
Printer go brrrr

[Anonymous No.17743817]

2500 WILL FALL

[Anonymous No.17743820]

>>17743635
But the fed is the one lending the money to the banks. The fed wouldn't have to pay up anyway because they already did, right, since they're the ones lending out the money? (even if it is with fake money)

>>17743637
So then the fed holds worthless collateral? What happens then? Where did the money go?

Say I lend $10 to a bank and they give me shit tier collateral. They don't pay me back and I get to keep their shit tier collateral. I can't sell it for $10 because it's shit. The money is just gone? But the money never existed in the first place, right? Because someone said that the fed is not actually printing money? Does it create debt? To who?

Also, if the fed is not loaning the banks real money then how are they still fulfilling their obligation to hold 10% cash?

[Anonymous No.17743821]

>>17743776
Because they don't want all their jew friends on wallstreet losing money

[Anonymous No.17743823]

>ACB

Going to be 0.25 soon. Buy up then.

[Anonymous No.17743826]

>>17743762
Me. Feels good being a dividend investor. Gonna keep buying.

[Anonymous No.17743833]

Illuminati here. SPY 217 is bottom. screencap this

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743834]

I feel like some one just stuck a knife in my asshole.

[Anonymous No.17743836]

>>17743807
XOM dipping below $40
buy trigger for me is $36

[Anonymous No.17743837]

So is it okay to set lowball limit buys and hope the volatility gives you cheapies, or is that bad for some reason?

[Anonymous No.17743844]

PLUMP CHUMP TRUMP HAS BEEN DUMPED IN A SLUMP

[Anonymous No.17743845]

apology for poor english

when were you when dow john dies?

i was sat at home eating bat soup when trump ring

‘dow is kill’

‘no’

[Anonymous No.17743846]

>>17743764
where the fuck am I supposed to go for brazilian news?

[Anonymous No.17743848]

>>17743805
what in the fuck are you expecting?

Society has just started shutting down. It's not even half over

[Anonymous No.17743850]

>>17743809
>>17743776
gotta spend the money for the inflation to kick in

[Anonymous No.17743852]

God how much farther is it gonna fall? Is this the Great Depression 2.0

[Anonymous No.17743860]

>>17743807
>why yes, I would like to buy up the entirety of Boeing and Halliburton for $50 total

[Anonymous No.17743863]

>>17743693
Lad, it's the bear market nao. Don't buy that shit >40$.

[Anonymous No.17743862]

Hi everyone! How's the market doing today?

[Anonymous No.17743866]

>fed pump almost invalidated

this is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.17743868]

>>17743778
>Aobc up 11%
Wtf

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743867]

>>17743846
Brasil

[Anonymous No.17743875]

>>17743845
>dow john
fuck me I raffed here's your (You)

[Anonymous No.17743876]

why won't they just close my fucking uni already. nobody is going to class its a wasteland outside of tests

[Anonymous No.17743879]

>>17743852
Trump is killing himself on live TV in roughly 2 to 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.17743880]

>NEW YORK REPORTS 112 NEW CASES, FOR A TOTAL OF 328: CUOMO
it's only just begun

[WEEDBROTHERINSKI No.17743882]

SNSS BRO HAS TO BE DEAD BY NOW RIGHT? WHY DIDNT YOU SELL WHEN I TOLD YOU THE RISK WASNT WORTH IT FELLA

[Anonymous No.17743887]

>>17743845
kek
CCP is shit posting on biz in their free time

[Anonymous No.17743888]

>>17743817
I doubt it
they've got at least 240B left to get through PH

[Anonymous No.17743893]

>>17743852
1000 if it gets as bad as 2008. 1500 most likely, if we have a regular bear market.

[Anonymous No.17743892]

>>17743837
That's the best way to do I think, come up with a number, set it, forget it. Keeps you from getting too emotional and buying/selling at retarded times.

[Anonymous No.17743896]

Just...

[Anonymous No.17743898]

fed pump almost wiped lmao
didn't even last 2 hours

[Anonymous No.17743902]

>>17743846
2 circuit breakers pulled 3rd one possible
honestly anon just wait for an international source to pick it up reuters might be the best bet

[Anonymous No.17743903]

>>17743823
I don't even think its worth it

[Anonymous No.17743915]

>>17743852
We just barely entered a bear market today you big baby, you all need to chill.

[Anonymous No.17743919]

>>17743907
>>17743907
>>17743907
>>17743907
>>17743907
new thread

[Anonymous No.17743923]

>>17743866
>fed got Bull Trapped
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17743927]

Has +7% in 15 minutes ever happened before?

[Anonymous No.17743929]

I wonder if this was the bottom.
Literally 1/3 of the market wiped out.

[Anonymous No.17743930]

>>17743776
Not if they go only to banks.

[Anonymous No.17743933]

Hyperinflation is coming.

[Anonymous No.17743934]

We're gonna get a big dump in the last hour right?

[Anonymous No.17743938]

>>17743466
youre asking why capitalism didnt create a system that doesn't value short term profit over everything? retard.

[Anonymous No.17743940]

>>17743845
lost my shit thank you

[Anonymous No.17743944]

>the market is at August 2017 levels

[savanon No.17743951]

>>17743111
No worries here fren.
Only 50 percent of my net worth is gone. Still have another 50 to go. Everything is fine. True, it could be somewhat better.

[Anonymous No.17743967]

how much lower can these airline companies drop? wondering if it's good to scoop right now, even with current price points AAL is an easy 2x looking at their price over the past 5 years

[Anonymous No.17743968]

>>17743555

kekkkkkk

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17743973]

Wow another 1600 points and we'll be back in the Obama economy.

[Anonymous No.17743985]

>>17743613
I personally got rid of all of my stupid memes, but i'm still holding on to my quality blue chips. I'm gonna use the proceeds from my memes to buy more stocks, but only in good American companies. Not yet though, but eventually.

[Anonymous No.17744020]

>>17743860
I legit wonder if this is it for Boeing.
>737 debacle will now be amplified by airlines going on suicide watch
>whatever SLS/ULA work they're doing for NASA is sure to get assfucked in the coming austerity
Unless their lobby pulls some big military plane acquisition contract out of their things are not looking well for them.

[Anonymous No.17744025]

>>17743915
>it's only a bear market if dow goes to 0

[Anonymous No.17744049]

>>17743826

How's that going to help you when the company will go bankrupt very soon due to their customers all falling dead/holing up in their homes?

[Anonymous No.17744060]

>>17742728
Thoughts on how low Canadian banks will go after: oil loans, Trudeau sick, and incompetent handling of Covid?

[Anonymous No.17744065]

>>17744020
*out of their ass

[Anonymous No.17744112]

>>17744025
No its officially a bear market when it goes down 20% from its high you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.17744195]

oh shit SQQQ back to $31 pump when

[Anonymous No.17744199]

>>17744060
lack of travel bans aside, Canada has been doing an excellent job of handling covid. They've already conducted 3000 tests and have quarantine bases for travelers. Way better response than the US overall.

[Anonymous No.17744288]

>>17744020
no, Daddy Sam will bail them out

[Anonymous No.17744411]

>pulls 1.5 trillion out of market
>boomers and doomers panic sell
>hello fed? plz help i need a small loan of 1.5 trillion dollars
>ok sure whatever
>actually buys it all back like a boss and owns way more now

[Anonymous No.17744450]

>>17744199
There’s very limited screenings at airports and 3000 tests isn’t that much

[Anonymous No.17744708]

>>17743764
Damn it. I like that guy.

[Anonymous No.17744733]

>>17744450
way better than the 8 tests the US had conducted, and the federal government has been working diligently with all provinces to ensure that funding and resources is available without any preconditions. Home tests are also available so you don't have to potentially expose others in medical waiting rooms. Honestly light years better than US and Europe. Of course South Korea seems to be the best, but as far as the west goes Canada is handling this the best

[Anonymous No.17745264]

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