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>market opens in 10 minutes
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TIME IS MOVING SO FUCKING SLOWLY

>> No.17732498

Trump will save the world

>> No.17732506

>>17732487
It's going to either shit some more or crab.

>> No.17732507

I'm grabbing popcorn for this

>> No.17732539

one.giant.green.dildo

>> No.17732541

giant green candles to liquidate shorters and then hell will be the bottom

>> No.17732564

>>17732487
satoshi just woke up for the world economic crash

dumping 2 million shitcoins in 1 hour

>> No.17732567

>>17732487
circuit breaker straight up. 15min break. second circuit breaker. markets close for an hour. third circuit breaker. markets closed for the day. FED drops rates to 0, starts QE

>> No.17732581

you know exactly what's going to happen

it is inevitable and this is only the beginning

>> No.17732585
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17732585

>>17732487

>> No.17732615

>>17732564
kek

>> No.17732667

>>17732567
feels pretty comfy ngl

>> No.17732892

>>17732667
here we go.

>> No.17732971

>>17732892
first circuit breaker hit

>> No.17733007

>>17732487
HOLY FUCK 2,000 DROP ON DOW J

>> No.17733178

Hello great depression #2, for the first time in many of our lives, we are experiencing something that will be in history books for a hundred years to come.

>> No.17733272

Get ready for trading to be stopped for the day by 12:00

>> No.17733383

>>17733178
the thread we make on 4chan will be saved forever as history, le mars man will read about us someday. someone will read this very post.

>> No.17733399

>>17733272
can't wait. do financial channels have to stop with the circuit breaker too? My feed for CNBC just stopped as trading did.

>> No.17733445
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17733445

I was told not to try to time the market!! They said to just put your money in an index fund. I said it looked like the stock market was peaking, I wanted to wait for a dip...
They said don't time the market!!!
I went all in. $50,000. My life's savings. I'M RUINED!!
AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>> No.17733451

>>17733383
*Shits myself*
FUCK OFF FUTURE NIGGERS
*throws shit at space helmet*
BLIND NOW HUH???? BUDDY BOY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!???!

>> No.17733459

Are we testing 5500 again do you think?

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17733529

Hahahahahahab - 7% and falling.
DIP BUYERS BTFOOOOO

>> No.17733530

>>17733178
Fucking zoomers, missed 9/11, that's gotta suck. Us Millenials missed the fall of Soviet, though.

>> No.17733573

>>17733530
Don't worry history reapeats itself