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Imagine stock market open today

>> No.17729808

It's making me hard thinking about it

>> No.17729858

>>17729782
Whos opening today then, lads?
I thought International Wimmins Day - Bell! - Woops! minus 10%!! - was quite apt.
It should be a burning orange effigy, ringing a fucking doomsday bell

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17729924

>>17729808

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stocks-bond-yields-are-crashing-after-trump-announces-eu-travel-ban

LITERALLY EVERYTHING LIMIT DOWN.

This is it bois It's OGRE

>> No.17730089

>>17729924
Holy Shit
TODAY, ZeroHedge is RIGHT
about FUCKING EVERYTHING, FINALLY
>the cunts

>> No.17730110

>>17729782
circuit breakers will be hit straight away

>> No.17730121

I'm not sleeping so I can see the bloodbath of a lifetime

>> No.17730147

>>17729782
How many hours until open?

>> No.17730170

>>17730110
Circuit breakers are anti thetical to a free market

>> No.17730181

Volatility 63.45
It's gonna be a party

>> No.17730205

>>17730147
1 hour and 30.

theres still pre market which is open now though

>> No.17730232

>>17730170
yep, doesn't mean they won't get hit but.

>> No.17730299

>>17730170
Of course they are, or did you actually believe "socialism doesn't work?" lol remember when W. Bush used a massive government subsidy to stabilise the global economy? Socialist circuit breakers are the only thing standing between you and the next great depression.

>> No.17730327

I still have calls. How fucked an I?