/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17726159]

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[Anonymous No.17726167]

gay thread for gay people

[Anonymous No.17726169]

>VIX 62
>VIX 62
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[Anonymous No.17726170]

Making money today and I couldn’t feel better about things :)

[Anonymous No.17726175]

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[Anonymous No.17726176]

Almost made it,
Crypto mania,
FED pumped stocks, long calls on $TSLA
Life was NEET here, Happy as can be,
Portfolio full of Link, and good old BTC,
TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
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All my money,
lost together,
stocks and crypto, going down the gutter,
doom and gloom, boomers gonna die,
futures on fire, corona going worldwide
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TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
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Working for Mr. Goldberg, I get a feeling
That I should have stayed NEET, not slave away...

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TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TENDY ROADS....

[Anonymous No.17726178]

>>17726159
Is now the time to load up on SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.17726180]

>>17726159
dow is flirting with -5% again
also fucking hell euros just dropped hard in general
DAX crashing towards -7%

[Anonymous No.17726181]

WHAT

IS
B*LLNIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17726183]

>Warsaw about to be quaranteened
FUG

[Anonymous No.17726187]

>DAX going full 1945

[Anonymous No.17726189]

>>17726176
blessed

[Anonymous No.17726190]

DAX GO TO 9'500 PLEASE

[Anonymous No.17726200]

OH FUCK IM FINALLY TOO LATE TO SELL

WERE GONNA OPEN TO CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>>17726169
IM STILL HOLDING SVXY
THIS IS INSANE


AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726202]

IS THIS THE CAPITULATION PART???
HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.17726204]

What do I buy in today's fire sale lads? Don't say TP.

[Anonymous No.17726207]

>>17726159
> Tfw when 0 chance of taking that nap now

[Anonymous No.17726208]

Money will be worthless soon.

[Anonymous No.17726209]

>>17726183
Fuck, dodged a bullet there.
Source?

[Anonymous No.17726216]

>>17726202
I think we may see panic today

[Anonymous No.17726219]

AAAAAAAAHHHH MERKEL SAVE ME

[Anonymous No.17726220]

>>17726204
SAY IT WITH ME

A

A

L

[Anonymous No.17726222]

>db at 5.5 euros

[Anonymous No.17726226]

OH NO NO NO
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO YUROBROS

[Anonymous No.17726228]

>>17726207
Charge your fucking phone faggot

[Anonymous No.17726230]

Should I convert all my CAD to USD?

[Anonymous No.17726235]

lost in the DAX meltdown

[Anonymous No.17726236]

how do you predict the bottom here?
should I watch the news and look for positivity, as in there is a vaccine, medicine or the spread is contaminated?
right/

[Anonymous No.17726238]

mother

[Anonymous No.17726241]

what buy now and sell mid/after ecb meeting?

[Anonymous No.17726245]

>>17726208
maybe it was always worthless...
maybe we should have spent our time accumulating memories and experiences with each other instead...

nah wait fuck that

>>17726207
imagine if RH is down all day tomorrow again and you can't cash out
that would be crazy haha

[Anonymous No.17726247]

OH NO I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE DIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17726248]

>>17726226
Greta will save us. She is person of the year, remember?

[Anonymous No.17726250]

>>17726226
short that bitch

[Anonymous No.17726251]

Critical support broken on the SPX. We're unironically fucked. Bear market incoming, 1-2 years long.

[Anonymous No.17726255]

>>17726207
To comment on this more, I've had several anons criticize my picks, yet I will go ahead and post my gains once market opens. The AAPL put alone will nearly triple.

[Anonymous No.17726257]

Why is AMD crashing so slowly, my puts are expiring soon...

[Anonymous No.17726260]

>dow futures down 5%
Please fed step in and save this please

[Anonymous No.17726261]

>>17726236
bottom? what bottom?
DAX crashing through 7% like a battering ram. God I love europe panic hours

[Anonymous No.17726262]

>>17726226
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LAGARDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726268]

I'm betting the circuit breaker trips 5 minutes into trading again

[Anonymous No.17726274]

>>17726226
wtf i love Poortugal now

[Anonymous No.17726276]

>>17726260
THEY HAVE ALREADY PRINTED ALMOST A TRILLION TOTAL THIS WEEK, EVERY DAY

[Anonymous No.17726277]

>>17726245
> Imagine cashing out on a Thursday
Trust me, I'm pissed at RH, but I had to move quick so didn't really have time to open a TD account yet. Tried webull for 2 days, and it's fucking horrible.

[Anonymous No.17726280]

>>17726200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726281]

>>17726261
I mean very long term.
2020 year range

[Anonymous No.17726282]

>>17726268
EUROPE DOES NOT HAVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.17726286]

>it's still going down
POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.17726291]

>>17726260
they've been stepping in like it's fort sumter, anon

[Anonymous No.17726292]

>>17726282
how is europe i've only been watching the australian and US markets.

the All Ordinaries here in australia have had two 7% drops in a week for the first time since the 1987 crash

[Anonymous No.17726294]

>>17726282
>>17726268
I MISUNDERSTOOD IN MY EXCITED STATE, SORRY, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT S&P 500
YOU ARE CORRECT

[Anonymous No.17726296]

tfw
>no 401k
>no stonks
>no real estate
>just cold hard liquid cash ready to take advantage of depreciated assets

[Anonymous No.17726298]

>>17726282
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[Anonymous No.17726300]

>>17726277
Explain to me why I shouldn’t panicsell on a Thursday. Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17726303]

>>17726286
why haven't they hit the fucking breakers?
It's supposed to hit breakers at -5% for futures right fucking stop the bloodbath

[Anonymous No.17726305]

>>17726209
Not official yet, but my source was correct about previous decisions of the government take it for what you will.
Supposedly there's community spread in the city.

[Anonymous No.17726306]

What's getting hit the hardest by E3 news?

[Anonymous No.17726313]

>>17726282
THIS IS THE FREE MARKET, NOT SOME COMMIE NATION LIKE THE US

[Anonymous No.17726315]

UMM CIRCUIT BREAKERS???????

[Anonymous No.17726318]

>>17726292
>i've only been watching the australian
are you suicidal?

[Anonymous No.17726319]

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

>DAX -7%

burgers know whats cooming

[Anonymous No.17726326]

>>17726303
are they asleep or something?

[Anonymous No.17726330]

>>17726306
Who gives a shit about e3, everyone's crashing no matter what

[Anonymous No.17726332]

VIX ALMOST 63

[Anonymous No.17726333]

Do the yurpoors not have circuit breakers installed?

[Anonymous No.17726345]

>CIRCUIT BREAKERS BROKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726346]

>>17726300
Simple, can you name an event that is possible tomorrow, with Congress already admitting tonight, that they will not have a bill on the floor anytime soon? What event do you think is going to switch the momentum? It's going to carry right on over to Friday, no one is going to hold on Friday after the last few weeks. I plan on selling some of my more absurd picks like the Russel, but I'm holding most of my positions until Monday.

[Anonymous No.17726348]

>>17726319
Wiemar republic tier inflation?

[Anonymous No.17726352]

>>17726319
Where do you see that? It's -6% currently.

[Anonymous No.17726350]

>>17726333
NO
CIRCUIT BREAKERS ARE FOR COMMIES AND FRIGHTENED BULLFAGS

[Anonymous No.17726354]

>>17726282
Why does Europe not have circuit breakers but America does

Is it because of Jewish influence in America?

[Anonymous No.17726355]

>>17726159
I fucking went short x10-x20 sp500 and dax Yesterday.

Jesus i am making cash right now

[Anonymous No.17726357]

thread theme
you guys know the lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q

[Anonymous No.17726358]

>>17726296
Same but I feel fomo towards shorts

[Anonymous No.17726361]

>>17726352
youre looking at futures mate

[Anonymous No.17726362]

>>17726326
>>17726315
>>17726303
I'm not positive, but I believe breakers end at 4am for futures when premarket opens, similar to how market breakers end after 3 something PM.

[Anonymous No.17726364]

>>17726352
are you on tradingview? they have a 30 minute delay or so
https://www.investing.com/indices/germany-30-chart

[Anonymous No.17726365]

>>17726159
what the fuck do I buy now aaaaaaaaaah
so cheap yet so risky

[Anonymous No.17726366]

Aw shit, looks like I missed out. I'll put this 10k in my bank to some use someday

[Anonymous No.17726367]

>>17726318
It does not look I will say. The Prime minister announced a stimulus package targeted at businesses so that they're able to hold onto employees and also welfare recipients as they funnel money back into the economy quickly (that's the thought process behind it anyway)

18 billion dollars of stimulus was just announced and I believe at the time it was announced the all ords was at -2%, after that it dropped to -7%

[Anonymous No.17726370]

>>17726333
No, we're about to see the reason why they will be.

[Anonymous No.17726373]

>>17726354
google black monday newfag
the original one
>>17726362
all indexes have been flirting with -5% now so we'll find out soon enough

[Anonymous No.17726380]

>>17726305
Hm.
I know for a fact that Sanepid covertly gassed a school clean in the dead of the night in my smol masovian town due to a suspected case among the staff.
So far no official statements though.

[Anonymous No.17726382]

>>17726255
You have too many eggs in one basket, anon. Also you’re fucking poor ahahahahaha enjoy your 4 figure gains lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.17726383]

>>17726354
Maybe because 1987 was worse in the US

[Anonymous No.17726388]

>>17726370
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17726391]

I wish I was more knowledgeable about the stock market FUCK

[Anonymous No.17726393]

>>17726361
>>17726364
thanks that was it

[Anonymous No.17726395]

>spotify playing Way Down
based

[Anonymous No.17726398]

>>17726383
>>17726373
Pretty sure it's Jews.

[Anonymous No.17726399]

>could have made a fortune by holding DAX puts
paper hands are holding me down ;_;

[Anonymous No.17726404]

The dow is back under -5%
Please let this be the big fed pump, if we can just get it stable again until the virus is less serious that would be good

[Anonymous No.17726405]

> Fell for the 'monday is peak panic' meme.
> Bought oil and bank stonks while secretly laughing at normies who didn't take this chance
>Down €1.200 just 72 hours later

[Anonymous No.17726408]

What are some video game stocks?

[Anonymous No.17726410]

>>17726382
I definitely am, but after tomorrow I'll be a bit less poor. On Friday, very likely could be low end 5 figure profits. Too many eggs in one basket, okay anon, what are you bullish on right now?
> Yet another criticism of my absurdly profitable positions
> Yet again, 0 positions posted themselves
Again, not shocked.

[Anonymous No.17726411]

OH NO BULLNIGGERS WE GOT TO COCKY

[Anonymous No.17726417]

>>17726399
buy cheap ones after ECB meeting

[Anonymous No.17726419]

>>17726404
the big fed pump was around midnight when we peaked at like -680 after climbing from this level
I wouldn't hold out hope m8

[Anonymous No.17726426]

ppt-sama onegai

[Anonymous No.17726429]

>>17726280
I really, really jumped the gun on this one I'm so sorry
if it's any consolation I'm not selling and will do the giga-average and Death Posture if necessary in the coming weeks

[Anonymous No.17726428]

I like anime feet. What stonk should I buy?

[Anonymous No.17726430]

Why are amerimutts so defensive about the fact that they are rootless non-white subhuman mutts subservient to their Jewish masters?

[Anonymous No.17726433]

It's 2016 again for the Dax

[Anonymous No.17726438]

>>17726428
We only appreciate 3d feet in this thread.

[Anonymous No.17726443]

>>17726404
They already pumped a hundred billion in last night, they're gonna straight up pull the plug soon

[Anonymous No.17726444]

>>17726236
Bottom will be when the dominoes stop falling. Corona was just the finger that knocked over the first domino.
Corona forces mass Chinese quarantines
Quarantines disrupt supply chains, disrupt travel, disrupt oil demand
Reduced Chinese oil demand makes it easier for Russia to push down the price
Disrupted supply chains reduce revenues for any company that has China involved in their supply chain in any way (all of them)
Causes stocks to crater
Cratering stocks may push DB into bankruptcy
Etc. Etc.

[Anonymous No.17726445]

How long will it take for the dow to recover to 29k?

[Anonymous No.17726448]

>>17726404
Christ you people are idiots. So many people in these threads have said this, and so many people have pointed out in response
> Hey retard, you do realize the fed doesn't pump the market, but simply provides liquidity?
The market is fucking tanking, after the FED has been doing the same thing for years, and you believe the magic solution is some more liquidity?
> Because banks would never enter short positions!

[Anonymous No.17726457]

>>17726346
I don’t get it. Everything you’re saying points to selling tomorrow morning. You’re hope is that congressional action over the weekend will push us back to levels above the panicking on Thursday and Friday? They can’t stimulate away a recession and virus...

[Anonymous No.17726458]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E

[Anonymous No.17726459]

>>17726444
If DB does go bankrupt, what will happen?

[Anonymous No.17726462]

This is DRUMPFS FAULT ISNT IT? Any burgers awake?

[Anonymous No.17726463]

>>17723240
>guess i'll take a week to study each airline fundamentals
>the bull/call rush after corona chan will be intense
Don't bother. This is worse than 9/11 and 9/11 bankrupted all major American airlines

[Anonymous No.17726464]

>>17726404
Sorry to tell you, but FED injections are over the night and each day increasing with no effect.

Wait until companies are going bankrupt and ppl are getting fired left and right

[Anonymous No.17726469]

>>17726405
>bought dip yesterday

[Anonymous No.17726474]

>>17726444
>not mentioning KSA devauling their own oil to grab a bigger marketshare
Corona is only a part of the reason this is happening

[Anonymous No.17726477]

>>17726462
Stayed up to watch the carnage
and unironically it is given how futures only tanked after his speech lmao
also dow back below -5%, ppt ran out of gas

[Anonymous No.17726479]

EU investor here
I don't think i can short anything. Is that normal?

[Anonymous No.17726480]

>>17726459
2008 on steroids

[Anonymous No.17726482]

HERE

WE

GO

[Anonymous No.17726484]

fuck bullfags
how can you think you can just get magic free money out of fucking nowhere for the rest of eternity
of course it was going to come down eventually

[Anonymous No.17726489]

>>17726457
Oh anon I'm sorry, I haven't slept and misread your comment assuming you were on the short side with me. I mean, what are you in and how much are you down?

[Anonymous No.17726492]

Dax - 7,10 it's over goys

[Anonymous No.17726494]

SharePol going all out tonight

>>17726429
I don’t know what that means, I just know the next move will be dramatic, but not if it will be sustained or followed by a pump. But things are looking pretty damn hopeless I don’t see a reason for vlad and mbs to take the boot off of our throat.

I didn’t see your response earlier, thanks for all that horrifying info, but the other stuff is reassuring! You two sound close, I’m glad you got that peace of mind.

[Anonymous No.17726495]

Where is the next support level on the indices, O chart analysts of /smg/?

>>17726469
I haven't even sent my next stack to TDA, just so I don't get tempted and buy in too early

[Anonymous No.17726496]

>>17726479
there's nothing to short, you're too late and everything's cratering except VIX, and that's not a good thing

[Anonymous No.17726500]

>>17726226
Based PSI20. All on JMT.LS now.

[Anonymous No.17726507]

>>17726479
I don’t see certain countries in the EU locking down it’s citizens like Italy, i just think they’ll let people die at this stage it can’t be contained here but people still need stuff so there’s buying opportunities ofc.

[Anonymous No.17726514]

>>17726496
What do you mean with that?

[Anonymous No.17726516]

EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EMERGENCY


DAX HALTED?

[Anonymous No.17726517]

>>17726507
The Netherlands is straight up just not doing anything. The government is just hoping people will stay home themselves and that organizations will call off their own events.
We will get hit very hard, more than other countries.

[Anonymous No.17726519]

Ooooh boy, you know who is probably going to get fucked the most come morning? SQQQ is pushing 29...they're going to rebalance. Remember when you're messing with leveraged ETFs, when it's doing very well is when they lock in profit to cover leverage and match prospectus.

[Anonymous No.17726521]

>>17726489
Uhhhh a lot of things. SVXY is a big ouch but I assume the vix can’t stay this high for long. NTDOY, SNE, LMT, MRK, are all pretty big positions... but also some KO, PEP, COST, CLX, REGN, JNJ...

[Anonymous No.17726526]

>>17726236
Dji will hit 8k

[Anonymous No.17726532]

>>17726479
Yes our day has come vixbros

[Anonymous No.17726539]

>>17726514
It means pool's closed, nigger, you should have shorted all the airlines before orange man fucked up.
Lufthansa is down 10% just today

[Anonymous No.17726541]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET BULLCUNTS

[Anonymous No.17726546]

>>17726539
Dude. I am 80% short Dax x10 and SP500 x5. Chill Dude.

[Anonymous No.17726549]

>>17726516
Is there even a circut breaker for the Dax?

[Anonymous No.17726552]

>>17726521
I mean, it's tough, it really depends if you're a trader or a long term investor. I don't invest passively minus my 401k. If you hold for long enough, you'll come back. If you need the money to ensure some period of safety, remember at the very least your losses will be tax deductible next year.

[Anonymous No.17726554]

>>17726516
AHHH, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

[Anonymous No.17726559]

Britbongs, why aren't you putting your money in the Football Index?

[Anonymous No.17726560]

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK

DAX CIRCUIT BREAK


Apparently they have one, for 3 minutes trading is halted (source: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aussetzung_des_Handels))

[Anonymous No.17726565]

>>17726507
I live in the baltics, and they just announced 16 cases an emergency meeting will discuss closing off all schools for 3 weeks probably combining with spring break

Personally I know that when Sweden is designated as a risk country, we will get an influx of cases just because of Tallink, pic related Sweden - Latvia (a cruise company) Will be fun watching their value plummet

[Anonymous No.17726566]

>>17726554
The music has stopped, anon.

[Anonymous No.17726569]

>>17726560
but its been 15 minutes already

AH?

[Anonymous No.17726570]

Why isnt the dax moving?

[Anonymous No.17726574]

>>17726516
>>17726554
Hitler's come back to life and nationalised all the companies.
DAX is now REH

[Anonymous No.17726577]

fed is officially giving up lmao
still no fucking circuit break either

[Anonymous No.17726581]

>>17726517
Same with Germany and France. The whole region will get fucked.

[Anonymous No.17726584]

>>17726532
Glad I bought UVXY. Oh well guys, it's been fun shit posting with you guys.

[Anonymous No.17726586]

>Italy closes most shops and restaurants as coronavirus death toll jumps 30% in 24 hours
>30%
mama mia

[Anonymous No.17726587]

>>17726552
I don’t NEED the money, but I hadn’t thought of just how dark the next 10 years could be economically. And the rest of my life might be, going by present station.

Sounds like I should panicsell at the open desu. Maybe use those funds to DCA down on some of my favorites on Friday or if they get smashed, tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17726591]

>>17726566
WELL NOW THAT WE KNOW THE MUSIC HAS STOPPED, WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?

[Anonymous No.17726597]

>>17726569

"Der Umfang des Preiskorridors wird nicht veröffentlicht, damit sich die Marktteilnehmer nicht hierauf einstellen können."

So basically, we don't know when the circuit breaker will apply because they aren't telling us.

[Anonymous No.17726598]

>>17726494
I love my parents! I feel like I have a much closer and more positive relationship with them than like 95% of families get, rough times we're in.
On the bright side VIX is with 100% certainty mean reverting, it WILL go back down under 15 sometime in the next... year. Once SVXY starts making even 1% weekly gains for months at a time I'll be feeling a lot less disturbed.
>>17726495
Some interesting cases for 2630 on the ess and pee, after that 234 seems like it could be in the cards. Frightening.

[Anonymous No.17726599]

>>17726577
negative rates

[Anonymous No.17726602]

>>17726519
Extrapolate please.

[Anonymous No.17726603]

>>17726560
oh that's actually kind of cool that there is a circuit breaker but they don't tell you where

[Anonymous No.17726607]

I think I'm gonna start collecting cheapies after today plays out. How much lower can SOXL go?

[Anonymous No.17726609]

I don't think the investors know why they are panicking.
They are panicking just for sake of it

[Anonymous No.17726611]

>>17726597
In dem Satz davor steht doch 3 Minuten, Hans.

[Anonymous No.17726613]

>dow futures stopped
>DAX stopped
What's going on?

[Anonymous No.17726617]

>>17726609
"Panicking just for sake of it" is a part of the market as well

[Anonymous No.17726618]

>>17726577
>>17726599
guess I'm wrong, dow officially hit the limit down, s&p and nasdaq definitely not far behind

[Anonymous No.17726619]

>>17726607
Don't be stupid. Friday isn't going to be recovery day. It will keep lowering

[Anonymous No.17726620]

>>17726609
That's the world right now, anon
>inb4 just a flu

[Anonymous No.17726622]

>>17726597
>when, not how long

Bis du behindert?

[Anonymous No.17726623]

>>17726597
>>17726603
based boys, but what about the time, its already 20 minutes
hope it dumps when open again

[Anonymous No.17726624]

>>17726609
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[Anonymous No.17726628]

>>17726613
>everyone stops and takes a breather to figure out why they are panicking.

[Anonymous No.17726635]

>>17726613
They pulled the lever, kronk
Cant have everyone go into famine all at once

[Anonymous No.17726640]

>>17726445
~5 years

[Anonymous No.17726643]

>>17726577
It has to be as I said though I can't find anything on it, I just don't get the sense in stopping futures when the market is open.

[Anonymous No.17726647]

This is the reason

[Anonymous No.17726648]

Fuck I should have put it all on TVIX again.

[Anonymous No.17726649]

>>17726570
Dax has breakers too but it isn't public when they hit

[Anonymous No.17726658]

>>17726609
There are some rational and some irrational reasons to be panicking right now. Corona is obviously filling the headlines, and the uncertainty of what it's ultimate effects will be in the US is a huge factor. How much damage "should" it do? 10%? 25%? Nobody has an answer.
Saudi-Russian thing is both enormously petty and very real monetarily.
Nebulous notions of deleveraging, liquidity problems, lending, etc. are both completely hazy in what they might mean and very much in my opinion the most ultimately significant. BA getting in a credit crunch and drawing down 20% is horrifying.

[Anonymous No.17726660]

> CME CLOSING TRADING FLOOR
HOLLLLLLY SHIT YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

[Anonymous No.17726664]

>>17726648
Not gonna lie it feels awesome getting this right for once.

[Anonymous No.17726665]

please guys buy us 20+ bonds or im ruined

[Anonymous No.17726667]

Live footage from ECB and Wall Street

[Anonymous No.17726670]

STOXX50E isnt halted, practically the same as DAX int terms of movement

[Anonymous No.17726676]

>>17726660
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726677]

>>17726623
yeah, that's more than a little strange...
But probably nothing to worry about, better buy the dip, am I right?

[Anonymous No.17726681]

>>17726445
About tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.17726683]

>wake up
>everything is -5%
>S&P and NASDAQ futs still going
uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17726687]

> Tfw soon you will be able to buy SOXL for under 100
I'M GONNA CUM

[Anonymous No.17726693]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05sxfa4zdM

[Anonymous No.17726694]

what would make up a chadfolio right now, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.17726697]

Did /ES just limit down then immediately reopen :o

[Anonymous No.17726700]

>>17726683
Really hate that gap shit in premarket. Doesnt give you a chance to close positions before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.17726701]

>>17726586
Mama Mia spaghetti

[Anonymous No.17726704]

>>17726647
We'll see how well Japan and Singapore's "don't test don't tell" is gonna hold up.

[Anonymous No.17726705]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Thread theme?

[Anonymous No.17726714]

>>17726667
>all those bulls right now getting justed

[Anonymous No.17726721]

I'm just gonna reiterate because I'm going to laugh at the suicides so hard at open, but if you're on SQQQ try your damndest to get those sold premarket.

[Anonymous No.17726722]

>>17726704
>Japan
with some luck it should sharpen their population pyramid again

[Anonymous No.17726724]

>>17726694
>those asians on the right
heh

[Anonymous No.17726728]

>>17726647
>hey that isn't so
>log scale

[Anonymous No.17726730]

>>17726694
Just all in UVXY right now.

[Anonymous No.17726734]

>dow shook off breakers and is gaining some ground
Are we back?

[Anonymous No.17726739]

>>17726734
>gaining some ground
>-5.2%
lol

[Anonymous No.17726740]

>>17726609
>>17726658
korea's streets are literally empty right now, this shit hasn't even peaked in western countries yet, normies are still saying this is a nothingburger. italy is the best example for this, they are way too late already. literally ask normies in the US if this is a threat.

[Anonymous No.17726746]

>>17726734
> Pretending this will hold
Lololol.

[Anonymous No.17726748]

>>17726609
It's rational too sell knowing other people will sell too

[Anonymous No.17726749]

>>17726693
>all those actors i've seen before in one scene
>Jeremy Irons and Spacey
looks cool, should i watch it?
i need something to wash the taste out of my mouth after The Big Short

[Anonymous No.17726755]

>>17726722
>yfw Nikkei finally reverses a 35 year downtrend after this is all over

[Anonymous No.17726757]

>>17726740
Italian dottores are telling to stop treating the elderly and focus on ppl with higher surviving chances.

It's over.

[Anonymous No.17726758]

>>17726740
but the percentage of actual death are nothing
it's all hype and fear. No real serious life threatening threat.

[Anonymous No.17726762]

>>17726734
Yup, you are a 100% right everything is back to normal now.

[Anonymous No.17726763]

>>17726159
What's the best way to yolo 100 bucks right now? I'll do whatever one of you guys say

[Anonymous No.17726766]

>>17726734
it's a pump

[Anonymous No.17726772]

>>17726734
>Are we back?

Kek, that shit's going to hit the circuit breakers just as fast as monday when it opens

[Anonymous No.17726778]

>>17726763
Short DoJ with x40 leverage

[Anonymous No.17726785]

>>17726763
you could probably buy up the entirety of Boeing for $100 now

[Anonymous No.17726789]

>>17726333
Free Markets don't have circuit breakers
or central banks artificially pumping shit day in day out

[Anonymous No.17726791]

>>17726721
explain how rebalancing cucks you

[Anonymous No.17726792]

I'm thinking we're back boys.

[Anonymous No.17726794]

>>17726763
Buy entertainment devices for use during lockdown

[Anonymous No.17726800]

>>17726763
Go all in on volatility ETFs like UVXY and TVIX

[Anonymous No.17726801]

>>17726792

[Anonymous No.17726806]

>>17726785
kek

[Anonymous No.17726808]

>>17726730
Whoa, why this? It used to be 8k in 2016, what happened?

[Anonymous No.17726812]

Should I use this $100 on a cheapie or buy animal crossing to help pretend I have a normal life when lockdown happens?

[Anonymous No.17726816]

DAX you alright?

[Anonymous No.17726817]

>>17726410
Cope

[Anonymous No.17726819]

>>17726792
But Bobo what are we going to do when there is nothing left to short?

[Anonymous No.17726822]

How do I short human life on planet earth?

[Anonymous No.17726829]

>>17726812
buy a gun to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17726830]

>>17726791
Are you serious? Do you think you get more shares or something when it rebalance to a share price, way, way lower?
> Hint: You don't.

[Anonymous No.17726832]

I don't even know what to do with this market. Place a limit order for Delta at 38 and AAL at 13.50 and go back to sleep?

[Anonymous No.17726836]

/biz/nessmen of USA! Of Europe! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the sellorders of Men empty, when we forsake putd and close all types of short positions, but it is not this day. An hour of bulls and excercised calls when the Indexes of Men go rushing to moon, but it is not this day! This day we short! By all that you HODL dear on this good earth, I bid you short, Men of the West!

[Anonymous No.17726837]

>>17726816
No idea why it will not open again. Maybe they're protecting DB, it's down another 8%

[Anonymous No.17726840]

>>17726808
It keeps having reverse splits so that's why it looks like that. This is not something you hold for the long run, just while the market is shitting its guts out and bleeding to death.

[Anonymous No.17726842]

>>17726819
short toilet paper

[Anonymous No.17726844]

>>17726758
6.8% mortality rate in italy

[Anonymous No.17726846]

>>17726757
no friend, it has not even begun, and it will be glorious

[Anonymous No.17726852]

>>17726817
> It's a cope to admit your poor but simply point out you're making a lot of money today.
> Still no position posted.
Shocked, oh so shocked.

[Anonymous No.17726853]

>>17726462
This but unironically. The fascist senile old retard is going to ruin this country.

[Anonymous No.17726859]

>>17726842
Kek, then shit is really going to hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.17726862]

>>17726853
>The fascist senile old retard
Can't tell if you're talking about Trump or Biden

[Anonymous No.17726865]

>>17726647
Why are Japan, Singapore and Hong Kong so low. WTF caucasian bros you told me it's more dangerous to asians.

[Anonymous No.17726866]

[Anonymous No.17726868]

>>17726819
The market is not just two "spirit animals". Neither are absolutes. The market is liquid, and there are wells in which value can be found, and transferred to you. Money flows like water, it is not just one way or the other only. There is always opportunity. Even when there is no stock market there is opportunity.

[Anonymous No.17726872]

>>17726853
It was already ruined the second the first nigger stepped on land here. Even the native Americans will agree.

[Anonymous No.17726883]

>>17726865
They suppress testing. Japan for example tests around a hundred a day. Their positive rate is ridiculous like 30%

[Anonymous No.17726885]

is there a 3x leveraged inverse Trump ETF?

[Anonymous No.17726887]

>>17726866
Explain

[Anonymous No.17726888]

>>17726830
I have literally no idea how leveraged ETFs work behind the scenes which is also why I don't hold them
> Hint: You don't.
see, I would have expected you to do

[Anonymous No.17726896]

>>17726758
this is exactly the sentiment that people still have.
why are you focusing solely on the death rate?
>spread and quarantine will prevent most businesses from running
>hospitals can be overrun easily
>no cure for months
but who am I to tell someone what's life threatening, we will see in a few weeks anway.

[Anonymous No.17726899]

>>17726859
It's a chink dominated market too.

[Anonymous No.17726906]

>>17726883
Fuck, and here I was thinking about traveling there since everything is so cheap and things don't seem so bad.

[Anonymous No.17726911]

Dow futures limit down. Can only deal if you call your broker, online dealing suspended.

[Anonymous No.17726913]

>>17726862
Neither of them since both are Zionists

[Anonymous No.17726918]

>>17726911
>They are getting desperate

[Anonymous No.17726920]

>>17726159
Did the UVXY train leave yet?

[Anonymous No.17726922]

>>17726859
"Bear kid" in Chinese mean kids who keep messing around everything and creating troubles no matter where they are

[Anonymous No.17726933]

>>17726906
No why would you think Asian countries have their shit together when it began over there for a reason.

[Anonymous No.17726936]

>>17726887
Profitability worldwide has been stagnant since 2009. The only solution to return profits is mass consolidations and bankruptcies or world war, to destroy fixed capital.

[Anonymous No.17726937]

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING
IT JUST KEEPS
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBILNG DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWN

[Anonymous No.17726938]

Press S to spit on Deuche Bank's grave

[Anonymous No.17726943]

I seriously hate myself so much right now... the stock market was supposed to give me a chance to make my life better, expand my future opportunities...

>>17726922
Cool!

[Anonymous No.17726944]

>>17726888
You've got it wrong anon, I also don't hold leveraged ETFs, but it's because I do understand how they work. They probably work for a lot of people, but not for me.
> HOLY SHIT THERE'S AN IDIOT ON CNBC MAKING A BULL CASE FOR BA RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.17726945]

>>17726938

[Anonymous No.17726947]

Honestly Trump was very shortsighted with this one, he could've made the travel ban announcement way earlier and have it go effective this week instead of waiting until hell breaks loose only to hammer the markets down even more with such sudden news with no delay whatsoever
he only has himself to blame

[Anonymous No.17726949]

>>17726920
I don't see the market bottoming out any time soon so why not? I'm fucking so happy right now despite the market tanking.

[Anonymous No.17726956]

>>17726936
But the market was going up?

Please help a brainlet understand. Where can I see profitability statistics?

[Anonymous No.17726959]

>>17726933
Only Asian countries I can think of that actually got their shit together are Mongolia and Vietnam. But even then they're getting imported cases

[Anonymous No.17726964]

>>17726936
That chart ends at 2012 though, at the very least I’d expect more crabbing around.

[Anonymous No.17726966]

>>17726943
It still can, you just need to learn good timing and positioning yourself. Welcome to the school of hard knocks kid.

[Anonymous No.17726968]

>>17726933
The death rate in Korea is like a 10th of Italy.

[Anonymous No.17726969]

>>17726959
>Only Asian countries I can think of that actually got their shit together are North Korea
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17726970]

BIBLICAL

[Anonymous No.17726972]

>The time to buy stocks is when the VIX is at 60 not when it is at 16

Is he right /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17726973]

Go fucking up shit company. My stopped are getting dangerously close.

[Anonymous No.17726975]

>>17726660
I GOT BANNED FOR POSTING THIS
SORRY FOR BEING PRESCIENT, JANNIES

[Anonymous No.17726979]

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[Anonymous No.17726981]

What happens if DB defaults?

[Anonymous No.17726982]

>>17726972
Yes, buy the dip goyim

[Anonymous No.17726985]

>>17726944
> If we can put the 737 Max conversation on hold for a minute, it's below 175
His exact words.

[Anonymous No.17726984]

>>17726968
The cult actually saved them; of all infected the most prevalent age/sex category is 20~29 yo female so they're much less likely to die.

[Anonymous No.17726988]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM STILL SLEEPING?
LOOK THOSE NUMBERS,THIS IS A NIGHTMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17726989]

>>17726972
he's a late adopter

[Anonymous No.17726994]

did DAX hit breakers?

[Anonymous No.17726996]

>>17726972
When you buy at VIX 60 you have a higher risk of losing all your money, because markets can be extremely irrational when volatility is high.

[Anonymous No.17726997]

>>17726947
What and feed into the frenzy panic sooner? I know nurses right now not talking about cases because they don't want to cause panic and the stupid shit is we don't even have enough kits country wide to test everyone so the infection rate is going to look stupidly high once we do.

[Anonymous No.17727001]

>>17726981
I'm glad I own a house outright

[Anonymous No.17727009]

>this could actually become true
market would literally go down vertically

[Anonymous No.17727011]

>>17726994
yep, apparently they're hidden

[Anonymous No.17727014]

Tel aviv down 8.7%

https://investing.com/indices/ta25

[Anonymous No.17727015]

>>17726981
Then we face a global liquidity crises kind of separate from all the other crises....

[Anonymous No.17727019]

>>17726996
Yeah that's why I thought it was funny

[Anonymous No.17727020]

>>17726938
it will be the death of the globohomo fiat currency

[Anonymous No.17727033]

What's the story behind Deutsche Bank? They were at €117 at the peak of the housing scheme of 2007 (almost can't call it a bubble, they knew they were commiting crimes). This morning their stock is trading for €5. As far as I heard (a friend wanted to do an internship there once) they have been in big trouble for a couple of years now. Is this going to be the straw that breaks the banks' back?

[Anonymous No.17727035]

Already almost 6am and havent slept but want to wake up at 9:25 just to see the market get BOGGED

[Anonymous No.17727040]

>>17726943
Invest instead of gamble

[Anonymous No.17727043]

Can someone explain 'liquidity'

[Anonymous No.17727047]

Wait for the most massive intervention program you have ever witness from the ECB...

[Anonymous No.17727048]

>>17727035
PUMP ET

[Anonymous No.17727050]

>>17727035
Good news is that you can go to back to sleep 5 minutes after opening then.

[Anonymous No.17727058]

>>17726906
Yesterday Japan only tested 181 people, of which 52 are positive, and all but 2 of the 52 have symptoms. Going by the 80% asymptomatic rate you can see how many people they've missed.

[Anonymous No.17727061]

>>17727014
hehe

[Anonymous No.17727062]

While I'm porbably retarded isn't this the best time to buy Aerospacial shares? (ESL so fuck if I know the right terminology)
There has to be a cure someday, surely there's a way to make big money on plane stuff.

[Anonymous No.17727068]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17727070]

>>17727035
Lmao this, and I keep attempting to sleep, giving up 15 seconds later and checking my put stocks. If AAPL opens under 260, I will be sooo happy.

[Anonymous No.17727071]

>>17727014
OY GEVALT, JEWBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONES

[Anonymous No.17727072]

>>17727043
How easy things can be exchanged like commodities and equities, in this case bonds and other types of debt.

[Anonymous No.17727076]

This shits gonna be bleeding for a while. I will wait for that bottom

[Anonymous No.17727077]

What cheapies are we buying once this all eventually bottoms out?

[Anonymous No.17727078]

>this pump

[Anonymous No.17727080]

>dow at -4.6 now
WE ARE BACK GENTLEMEN

[Anonymous No.17727081]

>>17727040
Lockheed Martin is supposed to take me to the moon, not hades...

>>17727014
I gotta get me some of those spores one of these days...

[Anonymous No.17727093]

>>17727077
CCL and BA for sure

[Anonymous No.17727096]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


FUCK THE FEDS

[Anonymous No.17727098]

>>17726997
as opposed to causing the frenzy panic now?
look at it this way
he makes the call way earlier => panic ensues
he makes the call way later/too late => panic ensues anyway and now people view trump as undecisive and isn't a man of quick resolute actions
the general outcome was going to be the same, but atleast he would have looked stronger by acting before states start taking action by themselves and could have maybe softened a bit of the drop for the markets as the announcement gets a bit forgotten before it becomes effective

[Anonymous No.17727102]

200 Eur up on puts from yesterday.
I wish I went all in, I'd be 70% up. I doubt myself too much.

[Anonymous No.17727103]

>>17727058
You know how they only have trials on sure things, so they can keep the rate of conviction high? Maybe it’s like that. Don’t want to waste rest lots on negative.

Someone really needs to go find what 2chan is saying about all this

[Anonymous No.17727107]

>>17727096
Gotta give boomers hope when they wake up.

[Anonymous No.17727115]

>>17726956
Even as the rate of profit declines the mass of profit still grows. You are still gaining on 20% even if it is less than 22%. When that small change becomes noticeable tho businesses will reinvest less causing the rate to plunge and we enter a recession.

[Anonymous No.17727118]

>>17727093
I don’t see a future for CCL, millennials and zoomers seem to have little interest in cruising.

BA has proven very incompetent. I am very concerned for them.

[Anonymous No.17727119]

>>17727098
I mean you can criticize him anyway you want but in the end he still isn't doing a shitty job. It's a pandemic and people are going to panic.

[Anonymous No.17727122]

>>17727047
Interest rates already negative. Chickens coming home to roost

[Anonymous No.17727127]

>>17727115
Shit anon where can I learn more about this stuff

[Anonymous No.17727129]

>>17727098
This, both Trump and Congress have handled this fucking horribly. Congress should not have said a peep, but worked around the clock. Nancy coming out and saying they're unveiling the future unveiling of an economic stimulus plan they haven't written yet was fucking r e t a r d e d. Trump touting payroll taxes to 0%, then not even showing up to the press conference he scheduled after releasing a statement, 'We're just not there yet'. Our entire government is fucking retarded, literally all of their plans are now already priced in.

[Anonymous No.17727130]

>>17727093
Cruising is doomed

[Anonymous No.17727140]

>>17727102
Hold on to your short for like 4 more months. It's all downhill for a couple of months, with occasional up days.

[Anonymous No.17727151]

>>17727140
> occasional up days
I hope so

[Anonymous No.17727152]

>>17727118
Young people never had interest in cruising. Boeing will find a way to live. They'll find a new CEO and things will hopefully go okay.

[Anonymous No.17727153]

>>17726822
Life insurance.

[Anonymous No.17727156]

>>17727102
I mean don't blame yourself for doubting yourself when we are seeing extreme levels of bullshit here in the market. Pulling the trigger will always be the hardest part in stocks.

[Anonymous No.17727159]

I've reduced exposure to the minimum in most of my long positions, been trading inverse ETF daily and TVIX. Have made quite a bit of cash in the downfall, will probably be making more today. However yesterday I had this horrible thought. I don't want to be that guy, but I suppose I'm gonna be. Bear (ha) with me. Ok, so facts: there has not been such a sharp downfall in history. The people in control are clearly not doing anything to stop this or even mitigate it, on the contrary, every step they take deepens the situation. Forget about the virus. It was never about the virus. It was about the bubble and having something to blame during the crash. Crash have happened in the past and the market has always recovered. What if there is no bottom now? The end of the market cycle, period. The shift from petrodollar to another form of currency exchange. I see no end in the sight in the short term and the mid and long terms are fucked due to the actions governments are taking and (cont)

[Anonymous No.17727163]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOu7JP-1g0
>Press conference following the meeting of the Governing Council of the European Central Bank on 12 March 2020, starting at 14:30 CET
right before US market open, do the right play

[Anonymous No.17727164]

>>17726981
then we go long term

[Anonymous No.17727167]

>>17727152
Kek, it's not that young people have no interest it's just they don't have the money.

[Anonymous No.17727171]

>>17727119
He’s doing a shitty job.

He told the public it wasn’t a big deal at the same time his own coronavirus team was sounding the alarms. He needed to emphasize it was serious so we could see he was taking it seriously.

The only things he’s done are the things he always Does: travel bans, bully the Fed, ask for more money, try to cut taxes.

Any day now he’ll start trying to build a wall to keep us safe from coronavirus, and then blaming Obama. He needs to learn a new trick.

[Anonymous No.17727174]

>>17727163
Hopefully they tank the amijuden

[Anonymous No.17727180]

>>17726949
Seems like the downtrend in UVXY following the gap up on large swing days levels out around an hour after markets open up. Might buy in then. Pre-market seems like a dumb idea.

[Anonymous No.17727188]

>>17727159
how they will affect real economy (not finance). I think I'm getting out and shifting everything to gold and see what happens. I don't believe in cheapies anymore, they're trying to pull off something of biblical proportions and the market is just meme money right now.

[Anonymous No.17727190]

>130 point jump

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.17727192]

>>17727185

>>17727185

>>17727185

[Anonymous No.17727194]

>>17727159
Wtf, yeah right--that would require literally the collapse and civil war of America. This shit is just the marker correcting itself when everything was over bought as fuck...

[Anonymous No.17727204]

>>17727171
Once again he isn't trying to play into pandemonium and frenzy panic. I mean shit einstein, tell us what the proper solution and protocols for this is?

[Anonymous No.17727223]

>>17727194
>Wtf, yeah right--that would require literally the collapse and civil war of America.

I definitely do not think that's impossible. I'm really happy that americans still have guns, we eurofags can't do shit when they come and go full commie chinese on our asses.

[Anonymous No.17727241]

>>17727072
False.
>>17727043
Liquidity is freed up cash. Cash that can flow easily. Bonds, stocks, securities, are not entirely liquid. These are more along the lines of current assets, not real liquidity.
Bare cash is liquidity.

[Anonymous No.17727253]

>>17727093
I see Boeing under NSY and SWX, i dont understand why? Does it matter where i put my stock?

[Anonymous No.17727261]

>>17727096
6am seems to be most active. I think that's when big players etc probably start executing strategies.

[Anonymous No.17727269]

>>17727241
All that shit literally gets exchanged for cash...

[Anonymous No.17727288]

>>17727204
Honesty always brings greater rewards. Lies steal. Even if it's a short term "fix" (not much of a fix if it doesnt last), it steals from the future.

[Anonymous No.17727308]

>>17727269
Dude shut your uneducated FLIPPING MOUTH up. Go read an accounting book. Stocks, bonds, and everything else is not liquid. Don't even TALKT to me if you don't have a finance degree or understand basic accounting.

[Anonymous No.17727309]

DGX calls? INO is to the moon right now.

[Anonymous No.17727425]

>>17727308
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/liquidity.asp
>Liquidity describes the degree to which an asset or security can be quickly bought or sold in the market at a price reflecting its intrinsic value. In other words: the ease of converting it to cash.
Eat shit faggot

[Anonymous No.17727444]

>>17727288
You are really naive to think in absolutes like that. Honestly this is what children believe.

[Anonymous No.17727492]

>>17726937
2020
JUST KEEPS
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOOOOWN