/smg/ - Sickly Market General

[Anonymous No.17724284]

How many times have circuit breakers been hit already? seven times? eight times? This is a huge nothingburger

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>>17722991

[Anonymous No.17724290]

NUUUUUU

proper picture no used ;_;

/kms

[Anonymous No.17724295]

The markets should unironically be shut down. I'm 100% serious, just a week or 2 until most of the panic blows over.

[Anonymous No.17724297]

>>17724284
Who's the slut on the left supposed to be?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.17724302]

There's no better taste in life than the taste of dick. Debate me.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17724303]

big miiike

[Anonymous No.17724313]

>>17724297
white bloodcell loli from the.,.. uh, the anatomy based animu i forget the name of it. it's good. and bizarrely well researched with accurate anatomical metaphors.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17724315]

[Anonymous No.17724316]

DIP HARDER MARKETS

[Anonymous No.17724321]

[Anonymous No.17724322]

>>17724303
big grim (grim is grim btw, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top biz trips but its whatever to me lol)

[Anonymous No.17724323]

>>17724316
Can't wait for me to put in 1.2k in SPXU and to lose it all :^)

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17724326]

>>17724302
Based.

[Anonymous No.17724327]

>>17724295
you're probably one of those kikes who was glad billionaire bankers were bailed out in 2008 with your tax dollars.

[Anonymous No.17724336]

people posting bullish comments are just shitposting right? no one's actually bullish?

[Anonymous No.17724338]

>>17724297
platelet from cells at work

[Anonymous No.17724340]

>>17724297

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17724341]

>>17724326
I spent nearly all of my work day reading deep throat ipo.

[Anonymous No.17724344]

>>17724290
I want to see all of the 2ch corona memes...

[Anonymous No.17724346]

Hanks was the celeb that they chose to scare people into this dump-and-pump operation. the worst is over.
what calls do i buy? something more underpriced than spy but not something unpredictable like airlines

[Anonymous No.17724349]

>>17724316
>about to hit -1000 again
based

[Anonymous No.17724352]

If I got the virus I have 100% confidence Id live

[Anonymous No.17724358]

>>17724290
hehe it's still p good
>>17724352
me too, like AIDS I suspect this is a spiritual ailment

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.17724366]

>>17724341
>deep throat ipo
Holy shit, is that the document from the TVIX financial fanfic from a year or two ago?

[Anonymous No.17724371]

>>17724284

amazon stocks barely moved huh

[Anonymous No.17724372]

Do I get paid if I go on a cruise?

[Anonymous No.17724377]

>>17724346
maybe there's a reason they want to get rid of him anyway :o

[Anonymous No.17724378]

>>17724321
delet. this is do or die trying board here.

[Anonymous No.17724385]

>>17724313
It's called Cells at Work!
the cute lolis like in OP's pic are the platelets

[Anonymous No.17724388]

>>17724358
do you think that the Italian spirit is weak? or that the Indian spirit is strong?

remember that the virus was spread in SK purposefully by some cool deathcult version of LDS. It's a spiritual boon

[Anonymous No.17724389]

>>17724298
>watching natty
Not really but Ive seen its been stablish, I have bigger dish on my plate I dont want extra homework

[Anonymous No.17724391]

oh great, its going to be another one of those threads....

>>17724302
I cant, I've never tasted one before

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17724395]

>>17724366
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com

[Anonymous No.17724396]

million+ deaths
25% of world pop infected
bear market lasts till january 2020

[Anonymous No.17724401]

>>17724371
Retail deliveries like AMZN and JD are massively bullish in a pandemic scenario

[Anonymous No.17724410]

>>17724396
*2021

[Anonymous No.17724412]

>>17724385
That's the one!

[Anonymous No.17724413]

>>17724391
Anime turns men into trannies

[Anonymous No.17724414]

It doesnt feel like panic

>yet

[Anonymous No.17724415]

>>17724346
BBW
everyone gonna want to build bears.

[Anonymous No.17724437]

>>17724413
>>

[Anonymous No.17724442]

>>17724389
Dollar index plummeting also make commodities pump...
But ok you do your work. But I think either natty or oil has to bottom, more likely natty.

[Anonymous No.17724457]

>>17724437
God I wish I was a girl.

I also wish I could afford airline puts

[Anonymous No.17724458]

>>17724414
>mfw tomorrow is 13.03 Friday

[Anonymous No.17724469]

>>17724388
Both Indians and Italians (a very similar people spiritually but not psychically) have strayed from right conduct. Italians by forgetting their chivalric heritage and Indians by falling to superstition and allowing the revolt of the Kshatriya; really more the revolt of Dalits in modern times :O

[Anonymous No.17724483]

AAAAAAAAAA
THAT FUCKING PLUNGE ON THE NIKKEI

IM NOT SELLING MY SNOY OR NINTIES!! PEOPLE GONNA WANT VIDYA WHEN STUCK INSIDE!!!

Oh god what if they have to delay the PS-whatever because they’re all stuck inside and the factories are shut down.

[Anonymous No.17724487]

>>17724391
What's the game

[Anonymous No.17724492]

looks like things are about to getting serious, if we dip another thousand points we will be at the lowest low for the past 4 years

[Anonymous No.17724494]

>>17724437
Really quite fascinating when you think of it. In nature there are hermaphroditic animals that change sex based on the need of the population. Read up on clownfish.

[Anonymous No.17724501]

>that gap down
wow, didn't expect that, I guess the ECB talk will have little impact

[Anonymous No.17724505]

>tfw UTW are @ 1 dollar a pop
Get them while they are cheap.

[Anonymous No.17724513]

>>17724505
UWT* damnit.

[Anonymous No.17724515]

I wonder how I'll fare in this pandemic. On the one hand my immune system is shot chain smoking and drinking too much, on the other I'm a recluse who never touches people and uses hand sanitizer after touching an eftpos machine.

[Anonymous No.17724522]

why can't, or why hasn't, someone built a neural network super robot which can dominate the market better than any human?

[Anonymous No.17724527]

>>17724483
Japan is fucked. They're actually taking the don't test don't tell policy to a new extreme and they brainwashed people into believing it's the right approach. Yesterday they tested like 100 people and got 33 positives. Softbank CEO tweeted that he'll fund a million free tests in Japan and then got roasted on Twitter into scrapping the plan.

[Anonymous No.17724547]

>>17724494
With hermaphroditic animals it's about reproduction, trannies can't reproduce.

[Anonymous No.17724562]

so what's going to be the trend today?
recovery or coooughing?

[Anonymous No.17724570]

it's really over holy shit

[Anonymous No.17724587]

>>17724547
This. Same with gays.

[Anonymous No.17724589]

>>17724280

Thank you so much. I think LSV may not be hedged by any exterior support at least until mid May by the looks of it. Great call.

[Anonymous No.17724590]

I predicted this

[SOXL_shill No.17724593]

Corrections are temporary
Bear markets are temporary
Recessions are temporary
Depressions are temporary
Global goddam pandemics are temporary
BUT SEMICONDUCTORS, MEN
SEMICONDUCTORS ARE ETERNAL

[Anonymous No.17724606]

>people still don't believe that this is a threat
>social people will never accept quarantines
>outbreak has not peaked yet
once in a lifetime opportunity for NEETs to make money, this is it guys, DO IT

[Anonymous No.17724609]

>>17724522
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RpPg4ew4E4

[Anonymous No.17724610]

>>17724593
Semiconductors are making me a ton of money thanks to you.

I bought SOXS

[Anonymous No.17724619]

>>17724487
i believe its purin boxing

[Anonymous No.17724625]

>>17724606
Meanwhile yellow vests are still protesting
Short everything into the ground

[Anonymous No.17724637]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHERE ARE YOU BULLS?

[Anonymous No.17724640]

it's hilarious how (italians) have almost more active cases than china.
italy is cancerous

[Anonymous No.17724646]

>>17724606
Gril I wanna get dinner with (a man can dream) told me she thinks its stupid because more people die from the flu.

Now I have to assume she isn’t being careful and is gonna have a bad coof. Fuck.

What do?

[Anonymous No.17724652]

>>17724606
just get a job and buy stocks
fffreee money ;^)

[Anonymous No.17724660]

>>17724640
>trusting China’s numbers
...
>>17724527
God damn it.

GOD DAMN IT!!!!
IM GONNA FUCKING HAVE TO TAKE THESE LOSSES?!?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

[Anonymous No.17724664]

>>17724458
yes, i can already feel myself becoming the bear

thursdays like to see massive swings, and fridays might be spooky

then again, does anyone know if we have a triple or quadruple witching hour end of the month?

>>17724487
/soumi-general/ thread on int a few years ago
its the best place to go for dank memes

>>17724522
too many variables, also O(n log n)

[Anonymous No.17724672]

Europe opens in 1 bong 25 bings
Gonna be ebin :D DAX futures down 4%, breached 10k

[Anonymous No.17724673]

>>17724652
You got one of those jobs for me too?

[Anonymous No.17724678]

>>17724646
>he does NOT want a coof gf to cuddle with during quarantine

[Anonymous No.17724677]

>>17724640
they were a tourism based economy
surprising that other super tourist heavy places don't have it as bad as they do (Thailand, etc.)

[Anonymous No.17724679]

>>17724302
My dick is bigger, therefore tastes better than "dick" by itself. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.17724696]

>>17724664
It's possible. I know how to do it. Just means probably years of perfecting and a team which, I don't care to pursue ATM.

[Anonymous No.17724698]

>>17724346
come on anon, you can do better than that resolution

[Anonymous No.17724705]

>>17724678
No I don’t want to give my relatives pneumonia... some of them are quite old

[Anonymous No.17724706]

>>17724696

[Anonymous No.17724708]

We are going to be below 2016 levels at the end of next week. Things aren't going to get better until there is positive news on this virus outbreak, and that could be a long ass time.

First off, a cure or vaccine is over a year away AT BEST, so the virus will continue to spread. The only way to stop its spread is what China did; forcible quarantine and Marshall law. That's it, and Americans will NOT accept that in the land of the free. We aren't insectoids like China willing to have the military patrol the streets and stop people from leaving their homes.

This is not going to end anytime soon, so buckle the fuck up people.

[Anonymous No.17724719]

>>17724706
Why upset?

[Anonymous No.17724727]

>>17724302
I've never had a cute guy's dick to suck so I can't tll you

[Anonymous No.17724728]

>>17724295
Fuck you, this is America, we're always open for business. What you're saying would not only absolutely tank the markets, it would also instantly cause a run on the banks, who as it stands now, are healthy.

[Anonymous No.17724735]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUTURE ARE SUPER ULTRA MEGA SKYROCKETING DOWN LIKE CRAZY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'LL NEVER STOP GOING DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17724739]

>>17724708
>Americans will NOT accept that in the land of the free

[Anonymous No.17724749]

>>17724413
No faggots become bigger faggots. Anime has nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.17724759]

>>17724749
Anon...

[Anonymous No.17724760]

>>17724708
>Marshall law

Learn English.

[Anonymous No.17724770]

>>17724728
This. If you fuck confidence in the markets too hard, there's going to be a bigger panic in other areas of the economy.

[Anonymous No.17724780]

>>17724396
>if I could turn back time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUbjmLrp9dc

[Anonymous No.17724784]

>>17724413
Doubt it seriously. If anything, it used to attract faggots who are now the primary audience for Western cartoons.

[Anonymous No.17724796]

>>17724739
> Since Americans don't like to be around homeless people, and businesses(Who PD's actually work for) are known for a fact to suffer as the homeless population in its vicinity grows, they'll totally tolerate marshall law
?????

[Anonymous No.17724799]

>>17724673
what kind of skills do u have?

[Anonymous No.17724801]

>>17724708
>>17724739
I want to get off the ride, I'm getting nauseous

[Anonymous No.17724802]

>>17724708
>Americans will NOT accept that in the land of the free
You are naive, look at what the US did during the Spanish Flu pandemic.

[Anonymous No.17724803]

I just really want to sell in the greens and wait for a decline and buy in

[Anonymous No.17724814]

>>17724295
Why? If you're an investor and not a degenerate gambler, short term price crashes mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.17724815]

>denmark shutting down schools and non critical gov institutions for two weeks
>california joining washington and oregon in banning gatherings of over 250 people
lol
still waiting on that news to turn the market green

[Anonymous No.17724825]

>>17724739
Is there some sort of sociopathic culture for pigs? How could they think this is cool and should go on social media?

>>17724760
Yes. It’s spelled Martian Law.

[Anonymous No.17724829]

>>17724815
They have to pump up oil prices by 60% for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.17724832]

>>17724803
>I just really want to sell in the greens
...anon...

[SOXL_shill No.17724836]

>>17724610
>Semiconductors are making me a ton of money thanks to you.
>I bought SOXS
We'll compare notes this Summer. Who knows maybe you'll make out better than me ;)

[Anonymous No.17724837]

Reminder that if a country is exporting cases it means the disease is already in significant community spread.
Countries that have moderate amount of cases but are exporting are:
Spain, UK, France, Japan, US
Countries that have very few cases but are exporting (meaning they're most likely faking it) are:
Egypt, India, Taiwan, Turkey, Singapore

[Anonymous No.17724843]

>>17724799
>skills
Heh heh. Uhhhh.
What skills do I need?
I am willing to work hard!
I am good with basic computer things! Even built one a few years back.

[Anonymous No.17724853]

>>17724843
>>17724799
Jesus Christ what a brutal revelation.

[Anonymous No.17724856]

>>17724739
Good. Fuck the homeless

[Anonymous No.17724857]

>>17724825

>How could they think this is cool and should go on social media?

What's your problem with it ...

[Anonymous No.17724858]

[Anonymous No.17724875]

I have this stock thing figured out. If I don’t jerk off I gain the next day. Sex has been determined to be okay as it doesn’t keep me from gaining. I’m gonna make it /biz/.

[Anonymous No.17724876]

>>17724857
Looks pretty heartless to people who can’t get by in clownworld.

[Anonymous No.17724894]

>>17724876
They’re drug addicts, most of them are homeless by choice. If you’re homeless, that means you’ve burned every single person in your life.

Fuck the homeless.

[Anonymous No.17724906]

Breakers or just short?

[Anonymous No.17724911]

>>17724875
shit did someone finally crack the code?

[Anonymous No.17724916]

>>17724837
When did taiwan export?

[Anonymous No.17724934]

>>17724853
>>17724843
how old are u?

[Anonymous No.17724944]

>>17724876

Quite so, yes. But this picture shows exactly what is left these days of the "Western world" ... just a tiny reflection of the bigger picture.

[Anonymous No.17724961]

>>17724911
Not just that but get ready for a galaxy brain realization. The people on this board who post girls w/ big tits and brappers are bears/bears falseflagging as bulls. They want you to jerk off and it’s working. Current bear market is because there’s a ton of people who use this board that are jerking off. Do your part for the bull run /biz/. We shall enter the nofap market.

[Anonymous No.17724969]

>>17724825
Lots of them seem to get jaded in dealing with people that generally don't like them. They power sometimes gets to their heads. They do things like this because it makes them feel accomplished. Guys like this probably don't have much of a moral foundation.

[Anonymous No.17724985]

>>17724961
don't listen to this poster
he's just trying to bait me into posting big udder anime cows

[Anonymous No.17724986]

>>17724934
I’m fucking thirty.

Oh Christ oh hell this is bad. I’m in school but may not get the minimum 90% required to get through my last class before I can get into my career training program.

Oh Jesus fuck this is bad. Been thinking I should say fuck it and hit the coding/data science/comp sci thing hard but that seems like an area flooded with geniuses and people willing to do it very very cheap Because foreign. Fuck.

This is not going to be a good recession for me. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfucjufkc

[Anonymous No.17724988]

>>17724494
at least they do it because of an actual need and not because they want to get into female-only spaces so rape becomes easier. and those species actually are able to do it instead of just, you know, playing make belief

[Anonymous No.17724991]

>>17724739
You know I'm thinking this plague thing might be divine punishment after all.

[Anonymous No.17724999]

>>17724284
Does anyone can throw me some good input for options. Videos / articles / books and what not. Thanks anons

[Anonymous No.17725007]

How do I buy SPY $200 puts?

[Anonymous No.17725014]

>>17724985
STOP! NOFAP MARKET

[Anonymous No.17725015]

>>17725007
Just buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.17725016]

>>17724986
I'm almost 30
it's certainly an interesting age to be, once the 20's are ending or finished
I feel all the time like I haven't progressed very much, personally, since my high school days

[Anonymous No.17725026]

>>17724961
I'm bearish for the time being and do not like sexual immorrality, nor do I wish to engage in it. Being around you perma bullish gamblers has only proved alogical at this point, and so I need to keep going back to financial and economic foundations to purge myself of your utter insanity.

[Anonymous No.17725037]

Trump warned you but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.17725045]

>>17725026
(illogical )

>>17725037
>may 23 2018
hmmm
that was the buy zone though

[Anonymous No.17725049]

>>17724986
Hey this is me, I'm fucked too

[Anonymous No.17725051]

>>17725045
Semantics. Screw off.

[Anonymous No.17725057]

>>17724437
men going their own way isn't a gateway to transvestites, come on

[Anonymous No.17725072]

>>17724988
This is not a good understanding of the brain problems most of these people have. There’s some old studies on the dissections of transgender brains, and their brain structures tend to more closely resemble the brain structures of their identified gender than one would expect from someone born into that gender. But whatever I don’t think it’s a mystery that is solvable and it’s not one I want to waste my life solving.

>>17725016
I’m uhhhh I’m in a real bad place. My survival instincts should be kicking in. This is totally unacceptable. Before I know it I’ll be forty and have no chance at recovery. This is bad. I need to learn how to function and get some valuable skills or I’ll end up as one of those unclaimed bodies the city has to dispose of.

[Anonymous No.17725080]

>>17724358
ebola on the other hand, now that was scary symptoms

[Anonymous No.17725082]

>>17724999
Anyone giving advice right now is 100% full of shit. This isn't like 2008, this is FUD and panic. It can go in any direction - and will bounce around for a while. It will recover, but nobody knows if it's a month, 3 months, or a year.
Most of you are probably too young to know what a bear market is like, and we're close. Some say we're in one. Nobody knows - but if we are, you have to rethink your entire strategy - you can make money in bear markets, but you really have to know what you're doing. Most don't. Bear markets wreck careers of traders who are stars in bull runs, and are clueless in bears.
Cash is safe right now. If you want long term, oil is a fucking deal right now. Short term? I'd rather go to vegas.

[Anonymous No.17725087]

I know very little about stocks but Im only 23 with an 80k salary job, no expenses, and about 19k in my checkings account. I want to buy big in this obvious drop. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.17725093]

Do the EU markets shit themselves the same as the US ones upon opening or does the EU wait until the US markets open to make a. If move?

[Anonymous No.17725096]

im scared bros, i have 17k in spy calls and i think im going to lose it all

[Anonymous No.17725101]

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487110-tests-indicate-coronavirus-can-survive-in-the-air


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

THIS IS WHY CHINA HAD TRUCKS SPRAYING FUCKING CHEMICALS IN THE AIR EVERY TWELVE HOURS


HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW IT BEFORE IT WAS PUBLICLY DOCUMENTED AND WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ANYONE WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.17725109]

>>17725051
the semantics of your post were completely correct, you just misspelled a word
I wasn't pointing that out to disagree with or undermine your argument, it's just a friendly jester so that you can spell it correctly in the future (in a big important business email to your boss or something). I'm sure that if I made any spelling or grammar mistakes and you pointed them out, I'd feel grateful
;)

>>17725082
this is good advice, but I wouldn't be 100% in cash unless you're trying to hop on the train REALLY quick when this all turns around. If stocks start going up, yields up, and cash big down it could happen pretty quick

[Anonymous No.17725114]

>>17725093
it all happens at the same time. futures are a thing, also “dark exchanges” and/or OTC transactions

[Anonymous No.17725115]

>>17724295
Nah, that just prolongs the pain. I'm in the "rip the bandaid off" camp, it will make the recovery even stronger.

[Anonymous No.17725124]

>>17725101

if this is real, it s game over for italy

[Anonymous No.17725126]

>>17724522
Algos do some of that. Especially the high frequency trading stuff. It's hard to program something really good though. Too much humanity goes on in the market, algos can be baited same as people.

[Anonymous No.17725129]

>>17724414
almost saved that image but who feels the market dropping 5-10% is "refreshing"

[Anonymous No.17725132]

>>17725124
Why?

[Anonymous No.17725137]

>>17724401
Amazon and Safeway. A lot of people are gonna grocery shop with delivery with both. I know Amazon vans have been everywhere in my hood since last week, there's a huge uptick in delivery.

[Anonymous No.17725139]

>>17725109
You’re really going to bait me with all that missing punctuation, just to receive a (you)?

[Anonymous No.17725159]

>>17725082
There's so much oil out there though it's been going down for years and the arabs+russians clearly didn't give a fuck by being willing to start a trade war over it. I know it's cheap as fuck now, but do you really think it's worth it?

[Anonymous No.17725166]

>>17725087
Literally just buy the dip now and if it dips more then Buy that dip too, its so easy
>b-but what if it dips even more
Then buy that dip too, what are you waiting for?

[Anonymous No.17725167]

>>17725101
Holy shit. I still don’t own any masks. Why didn’t I listen to the doomers? The one time they were right, goddamn it!!!

[Anonymous No.17725168]

Is this the big one lads?

[Anonymous No.17725181]

>>17725132

with the amount of people they have infected, if it stays in the air it'll be impossible to control unless they apply chinese style measures, which they can t

their underlying economy was already hot garbage before corona and relied on tourism

their budget for public investments is pathetic, thanks to operational costs and debt

their healthcare structure can t cope with the amount needed now, not even peak infection

they'll have to deal with illegal immigrants which'll only seek healthcare if they have zero choice spreading it

it s over

[Anonymous No.17725183]

-30%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17725191]

>>17725168
No.

[Anonymous No.17725195]

>>17725124
Italy was fucked before this, the globalists fucked them after 2008 like they did Greece, and their own homegrown issues like corruption. It's one of the reasons the UK got the fuck out of the EU, so they didn't have to bail either out anymore.

[Anonymous No.17725200]

>>17724664
haven't seen habanero-chan for very long

[Anonymous No.17725202]

>>17725139
I get paid for every (you) that I generate
Also punctuation is an invention of the untermensch and the oversocialized, true leaders use it sparingly

>>17725168
we call this one the big dipper
remember back all through 2019 how people kept bitching and moaning that they didn't go all in TQQQ at the beginning of January? This is your chance

[Anonymous No.17725210]

>>17725101
>WHY DIDNT THEY TELL ANYONE
They did and it went underreported worldwide. It was early February and people were still laughing at them

[Anonymous No.17725217]

>>17725167
just wear a rag

[Anonymous No.17725232]

God can't it be 930 yet?

[Anonymous No.17725233]

>>17725210
The CCP underreported the number of infected and fatalities you fucking Chink shill. They were the only ones who could gather any data early and they chose to cover it up.

[Anonymous No.17725247]

>>17725233
Good news is we can now gather data from Italy

[Anonymous No.17725255]

imagine.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-nyse/nyse-takes-steps-to-keep-coronavirus-from-trading-floor-memo-idUSKBN20Y2UL

[Anonymous No.17725256]

>>17725232
Whoops, that's like my worst one and a meme buy

[Anonymous No.17725258]

>>17725159
The trade war WILL end. If Trump plays it right, by shutting off access to our refineries, it will end. US oil stocks WILL recover.
Why?
The Sauds have little refining processing. They pay our companies big money to refine their crude. Ironically, i don't think this is about us at all, this is Russia and OPEC going toe to toe, because Saud was gonna fuck Russia with price cuts.
We need their crude, they need our refineries. If they kill off our refineries, they're just as fucked as we are, and they have a fuck ton of trust fund Princes to cut checks to every month.

BUT - don't take my advice, either. I have no fucking clue what's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.17725259]

>>17725202
Oki doki zoomie

[Anonymous No.17725260]

>>17725195

true, but they would die a slow death. now they'll need a massive bailout pretty soon

italy bombing will be a far bigger problem than greece

[Anonymous No.17725262]

>>17724961
jokes on you, i just ejaculate my fears away before markets open, and my post-nut clarity gives me sight beyond sight

[Anonymous No.17725263]

>>17725233
Imagine being the officials in charge.
Sell everything then report the news and watch it all burn

[Anonymous No.17725272]

>>17725168
It's a fair size. Still about half way shy of true Big One status. Proper drops that get their own name for the history books and are talked about by normans were all well over -40% drop.

[Anonymous No.17725280]

>>17725037

[Anonymous No.17725291]

>>17725260
France and Spain are gonna explode like Italy soon enough

[Anonymous No.17725301]

>>17725126
it's a field full of secrets, but we now algos mostly deal in extremely short term (a few milliseconds) inefficiency, like latency arbitrage or taking some of the spread on large orders. i don't think they play much of a role in price discovery.

[Anonymous No.17725302]

>>17725272
This is artificial though. 2008 was from cascading failure after banks failed. This is just panic, fueled by a press who thinks it will help get rid of Orange Man Bad. That's why it's so bizarre and can go any way. There is no underlying reason for it. The only shortage is toilet paper, because for some bizarre fucking reason people think they need it more than food. (ie. it's just a coping mechanism, because the media has them so worked up.)

[Anonymous No.17725309]

>>17724284

if it stays in the air, is it possible in theory to make corona bombs? not in a practical way. buy just for FUD

[Anonymous No.17725311]

>>17724316
>he bought the dip
AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.17725338]

Corona will wipe out europe and US, africa super power by 2025

[Anonymous No.17725341]

Can I get into an index fund for less then 3k?

[Anonymous No.17725353]

>>17725341
You can get in with less than $500 so why not.

[Anonymous No.17725366]

>>17725338
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.17725373]

>>17725338
goes into the trash
same as india superpooper 2020

[Anonymous No.17725388]

>>17725256
I'm starting to think I'm one of very few people on /biz that are actually in puts or shorts. I don't see anyone in these threads posting gains, let alone downside positions, ever. I feel like there's a whole lot of sideways sitters in cash.

[Anonymous No.17725391]

>>17725302
>There is no underlying reason for it
Corona chan has had a real effect on production, oil demand, and consumer spending on a variety of non-essential things. It'll be clear this coming earnings season. However, things probably wouldn't be dropping quite this fast if not for Saudi/Russian oil fisticuffs and the uncertainty that introduces.

[Anonymous No.17725392]

>>17725353

I'm looking at Vanguard and they have minimums of at least 3 thousand.

Where are the $500 index funds?

[Anonymous No.17725412]

I flipped $150 to $6200 over the weekend yoloing spy puts loll

[Anonymous No.17725414]

>>17725391
For sure. Ah shit just when I think I should panicsell and go short... I remember vlad could end this with a phone call.

[Anonymous No.17725421]

>>17725392
Open regular brokerage account, buy an ETF tracking the index/indexes of your choice. Those ETFs are mostly below 100 per share.

[Anonymous No.17725425]

>>17725129
investors do, day and swing traders dont

>>17725200
finnish have (unique) tastes

[Anonymous No.17725429]

>>17725302
Nod really, everything is running on razor thin margins and under the assumption of seamless logistics and free money, you knock any piece out and it all comes tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.17725430]

>>17725392
You don’t need to use a mutual funds you can just use an ETF like SPY and buy it just like a stock, the only minimum is the share price.

[Anonymous No.17725434]

>>17725425
Who's this cute cumdump

[Anonymous No.17725441]

>Wake up
>Check the news
>Travel between US and Europe banned

My god that was a nice surprise, I reckon we'll hit both level 1 and level 2 circuit breakers today

[Anonymous No.17725442]

>>17725434
That’s Donald Duck... but I agree

[Anonymous No.17725446]

>>17725442
>That’s Donald Duck
oooooooooooh. i didn't see it at first. Hot.

[Anonymous No.17725449]

>>17725434
donald duck you sick bastard

[Anonymous No.17725473]

>>17725256
Futures please stop....I can only get so hard.
> Just kidding, keep going.

[Anonymous No.17725474]

>>17724284
Fuck it's going down way too fast. I didn't even have time to load up on shorts fuck. That's a way faster downturn than 2008, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.17725481]

>>17724985
almost didn't see that she's a nazi

[Anonymous No.17725482]

What do I buy to survive the impending meltdown of my third world E.Europe country and its currency?

[Anonymous No.17725490]

>>17725474
> Didn't even have time
> 3rd thousand point drop in 3 days
Yeah, this was a real shock.

[Anonymous No.17725498]

>>17725473
S&P might hit circuit breaker before premarket after all.

[Anonymous No.17725508]

>wake up
>see futures
>wtf
>check my shorts
>323,28% gain

[Anonymous No.17725511]

>>17725474
>That's a way faster downturn than 2008, isn't it?
Yes. 2008 had a pretty slow start. It wasn't violent for the first several months. Just sort of slumpy loss of energy. The madness came later.

[Anonymous No.17725512]

>>17725482
Toilet paper.

[Anonymous No.17725514]

>>17725072
yeah sure, i can tell you about some studies as well based on suicide rates, on how few trannies there were historically, on how many that suddenly change their mind and on how few there are outside of internet connected circles

[Anonymous No.17725518]

Fucking normies kek

NPR did an interview with some nba fans at a game who were super upset.
“I’ve been here for hours I ain’t seen anyone with coronavirus”

We’re in trouble guys.

Should I bother setting limits or just market-sell everything I want to dump, and market-buy some SH and DOG?

>>17725474
Oh this is record fast. I’m still heavy in stocks, only a little SH. Shits brutal.
>>17725490
Yes, 3 thousand in 3 days IS a big shock. And that it hasn’t stopped or slowed... it is a shock.

>>17725498
It’s not a circuit breaker folks, pay attention. Futures are only allowed to move 5% overnight. This is limit-down, but there’s also a limit-up. Google it.

[Anonymous No.17725528]

>>17725508
based.
how much cash is that

[Anonymous No.17725540]

>>17725425
"there goes 10% of my money, refreshing"
- no investor ever

[Anonymous No.17725545]

>>17725518
>It’s not a circuit breaker folks, pay attention. Futures are only allowed to move 5% overnight. This is limit-down
Semantics. Same effect.

[Anonymous No.17725549]

Cant wait for those based Cramer takes

[Anonymous No.17725552]

>>17725434

[Anonymous No.17725555]

>>17725518
Yes, to anyone who had been burying their head in the sand last week, or early this week, to global news, I'm sure it's a big shock.

[Anonymous No.17725562]

>>17725545
To be fair, a circuit breaker only applies to downside. Futures rules are meant to keep stability in both directions. That's a bit more than semantics.

[Anonymous No.17725580]

>>17725490
We didn't even had a 'return to normal' wtf

[Anonymous No.17725588]

>>17725528
i fucking wish it was enough to make a difference in my life

[Anonymous No.17725589]

>>17725302
my local Aldi had plenty of TP left but ran out of bottled water. i think people seriously are obsessed with shit and anal. we live in the anal era. as for water, that's also unnecessary. you could get several 5 gallon jugs, fill them with filtered water and then just stainless steel bottles. buying and hoarding TP i can somewhat understand since it's hard to make yourself and there's really no comparable alternatives. TP isn't cheap either. mid-range you're looking at $10-15 for a pack at costco. maybe a few bucks more. so think about it this way: people are dumping cash in favor of toilet paper and water. the chinese are buying rice that's for sure. if i were panicking and preppiing i would buy tons of meat and maybe dry milk powder.

[Anonymous No.17725597]

>>17725588
>tfw you only make 50k in one day

[Anonymous No.17725601]

>>17725514
>suddenly change their minds
Actually Britain did a good study about this, about not giving hormonal treatment to the many who want to transition before highschool, that tracked them and the majority changed their minds. It’s not “suddenly” like you describe. It’s not malicious rapists. It’s the lost children of a generation. It’s quite sad. I think it has something to do with the intense alienation that’s causing a rise in shut ins.

The economist had a good story on the transgender children phenomenon that really challenged the movement, without outright condemning it. Actually an interesting story about shut-ins too, about hikkikomori in japan as well as the west

>>17725540
“Oh boy a dip! I’m gonna get in on this bull run!”
-every investor for 10+ years.

>>17725545
It’s not the same thing though. Circuit breakers just allow everyone to catch their breath. Then they can resume selling until it hits that stage three limit of 15% or something that closes the market for the day.

This is a limit that lasts all throughout the afterhours session. It can’t move more than that 10% range of +5% to -5%. And trading doesn't halt.

>>17725562
Also this.

>>17725589
Nah it’s basic hygiene. No one wants to walk around with a poopy butthole in the us. No one wants to be that guy that smells like shit. And because we don’t do bidets, it’s basically a necessity.

Also we eat so fucking much.

[Anonymous No.17725602]

>>17725589
buying bottled water is stupid anyway, at least in first world country you can just drink tap water, not like corona can infest running water

[Anonymous No.17725615]

>>17725602
It’s basically in case the infrastructure gets fucked. Imagine if we were to get a major hurricane or earthquake or tornado or hellfire raining from the sky AT THE SAME TIME as corona virus.

[Anonymous No.17725625]

Whats today gonna look like? Futures are deep red, DAX is opening any minute with -5%

Will it dump more today or rebounce?

[Anonymous No.17725639]

>>17725540
you sound more like a scared bitch than an investor anyways

[Anonymous No.17725643]

>>17725625
dump more almost certainly
dow futures just flirted with -4.9% again

[Anonymous No.17725644]

OK guys seriously.

Should I bother setting limits or just market-sell everything I want to dump, and market-buy some SH and DOG?

I gotta dump my last little bit of MCD and 1 share DIS and 1 share EWJ. Not sure what the fuck I’m going to do with my Nintendo and Sony though.

I don’t want anything with any debt or risk or economic exposure. I don’t even know if KO and PEP are safe, they have international exposure and supply lines that reach all over the world.

I just want comfy, safe JNJ. Maybe something like VZ. Maybe more REGN...

[Anonymous No.17725645]

>>17725589
Anything requiring refrigeration is a bad idea for emergency prep. Think Peanut butter, rice, dried salted meat, and lots of water. You guys need to understand, the water is for a lot more than drinking, which is why people stock up in times of emergency.

[Anonymous No.17725654]

long oil? How can it dip more

[Anonymous No.17725662]

>>17724894
I hope you become homeless

[Anonymous No.17725669]

>>17725644
I would sell the DIS at market open, I think with all the developments today they are going to be facing mounting pressure to close their domestic parks. If an outbreak occurs there, they don't want egg on their face when what they really see as their future in Disney Plus is going to be there to keep us all comfy in quarantine. I think by Friday at the latest they announce it.

[Anonymous No.17725672]

>>17725645

>Anything requiring refrigeration is a bad idea for emergency prep. Think Peanut butter, rice, dried salted meat, and lots of water. You guys need to understand, the water is for a lot more than drinking, which is why people stock up in times of emergency.

Wrong. If you don't have a DIESEL generator with a centrifuge able to process used engine oil for fuel, you're already dead.

I think you'll find I am both BASED and REDPILLED because I have a source of energy that provides for both my house and my automobile.

[Anonymous No.17725677]

>>17725654
>long oil? How can it dip more
itll dip low enough for you to capitulate...dont do it

[Anonymous No.17725678]

>>17725654

The airline industry has essentially been wiped out, meaning a long term loss of at least 5% on demand side there, not even counting falling demand from a recession and subsidised move to electric

[Anonymous No.17725685]

>>17725654

WTI had an inflation adjusted low of $18 in 1998. Nominally it was $10.

It can go lower if the conditions allow it to.

[Anonymous No.17725688]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.17725704]

DAX -6% OPEN

DAX -6% OPEN

DAX -6% OPEN

DAX -6% OPEN

[Anonymous No.17725709]

>>17725601
>-every investor for 10+ years.
well sure, if it's babby's first investment but then he isn't an investor YET. meanwhile investors, who already have their money stuck in stocks, won't think it's so refreshing to lose 10% so they can buy in on a new stock with the small amount of liquidity they have

>>17725639
"gone wrong"? isn't the chance of that kind of stuff happening the whole point of "running with the bulls"?

[Anonymous No.17725710]

>>17725672
Well, that certainly changes things. Full on disclosure, I have done 0 disaster prep, but going to stock up on a shitload of what I mentioned which is more than enough basic nutrition to keep me alive for a good while. I also plan on finally buying a gun, likely at least a shotgun, in the coming days for home defense or raiding for supplies if it comes to that. Completely honest, I live right downtown in a city with over a million people, but the chaos of a real happening sounds fun as fuck compared to my boring ass life.

[Anonymous No.17725717]

The only emergency prep you need is food and essentials. Water if you prefer bottled/filtered water and not tap (or live in Flint). The energy grid and water supply isn't going to magically disappear from the pandemic.

>>17725688
Fuck I wish I didn't clear my 3/13 EWG puts. I had 7 that I sold for .10 profit, and today it's going to be worth 10x that at least.

[Anonymous No.17725725]

>go to sleep
>travel ban on Europe
>stocks collapsing
>Tom Hanks infested

[Anonymous No.17725726]

>>17725709
yes, the thrill of survival is meaningless if there is no risk

[Anonymous No.17725728]

>>17725688
>>17725704
SOOON

[Anonymous No.17725734]

>>17725725
Should have bought uvxy bitch.

[Anonymous No.17725736]

CAC and MIB fail to open for a 2nd time this week

[Anonymous No.17725738]

>>17725728
insanely based

[Anonymous No.17725744]

>>17725725
>>Tom Hanks infested
WHAT? lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.17725745]

>>17724739
That’s pretty based. 99.99% of homeless deserve to be culled ASAP.

[Anonymous No.17725751]

>>17725669
It’s not even the parks, that should be baked in by now.

I just today fucking realized like an idiot asshole that ESPN is going to be absolutely rekt if other leagues follow in the nba’s lead and cancel their seasons.

[Anonymous No.17725752]

I was waiting for the s cond bunny ear. Then I found out this wasn't even the first one yet!

[Anonymous No.17725758]

>>17725744
Yeah Tom and his wife caught the beer flu

REAL panic hasn't even started yet

https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

[Anonymous No.17725765]

>>17725744
>https://deadline.com/2020/03/tom-hanks-rita-wilson-test-positive-coronavirus-elvis-presley-movie-1202880431/

[Anonymous No.17725774]

>>17725752
My fucking largest robinhood positions are svxy NTDOY SNE... I hate HMNY based and red pilled life

[Anonymous No.17725789]

>>17724295
I ironically totally agree, even though I'm very bearish and stand to gain so much.
It would just be so nice for all if they turned on their computer and could not see the futures. No trading until the virus is eliminated, or until further notice from the Federal Government. Price we pay for free society... will cause a bigger recession than necessary.

[Anonymous No.17725794]

>>17724825
The cops probably have talked to more panhandlers than you have and know that all panhandlers are full of shit.

[Anonymous No.17725804]

>>17725789
Wah wahhhh wahhhh is literally all I hear from this gay ass low energy post.

[Anonymous No.17725805]

>>17725751
Eh luckily this time period makes it unlikely. I don't see the MLB doing much more than saying no fans at spring training, NFL no way. Now, those thoughts are based on this starting to calm down at some point in the next few weeks/months, which is looking less likely by the day. People keep calling for it to die with warmer weather, but we're about a week out from the normal end of flu season, and instead of slowing will kill an American fucking icon like Tom Hanks.

[Anonymous No.17725807]

Someone left Fox News on... they’re talking about the possible Iranian murder of Americans.

Should I hold on to my LMT and LHX? Pretty sure they have a lot of debt and I’m not sure it’s going to be so easy to increase defense spending... and it looks like trump is trying to throw the election or something.

>>17725774
Not sure why ‘my’ got autocorrected to’HMNY’
Not a good sign

[Anonymous No.17725809]

>>17725758
Aren't those wax figures?

[Anonymous No.17725814]

>>17724610
So you're the guy who got my $3k from SOXL early last week! lmao.. don't worry, i'm yanking it back out of the market. Literally using HELOC money to short the finance market...

[Anonymous No.17725816]

>>17725096
You’re almost certainly fucked. Sorry bud.

[Anonymous No.17725819]

>Donald Trump BANS visitors to the US from Europe for 30 days starting at midnight on Friday in fight to stop coronavirus - but excludes travelers from the UK and relatives of American citizens
>01:11 GMT, 12 March 2020
uhmm...bros..., I hope you got your shorts ready

[Anonymous No.17725824]

>>17725805
Why do you think that’s unlikely? They might have to delay the damn Olympics, you think they’ll just have the nfl play without fans?

[Anonymous No.17725831]

>>17724708
no we wont, not yet. We might bounce around 20k though with the Dow.

[Anonymous No.17725834]

I sure as hell hope the government of Canada gets off their ass and implements measures before we all die.

[Anonymous No.17725835]

>>17724637
Here.

[Anonymous No.17725838]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LAGARDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DO SOMETHING POWELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17725843]

Dax @ -5% already....this is gonna be fun.

[Anonymous No.17725845]

>>17725789
No again you are fucking retarded. You guys really don't understand how panicked people get when they are locked out of their financial assets. Imagine the panic from RH users when they were locked out, but magnify that to a population of more than half the country.
> Let's just lock up instruments that a large percentage of retirement accounts are based on, great idea!

[Anonymous No.17725847]

>>17725838
US can go negative rates and the market will still crash

[Anonymous No.17725867]

ECB press conference at 14:30 CET (in 5 hours)

Good or bad? will probably announce some counter measures, contemplating on selling my shorts before that

[Anonymous No.17725875]

>>17725256
>SPY puts
>puts on companies within the SP500
Diversify your puts, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.17725883]

>>17725824
Well again, that's coming from the mindset that this will slow well before football season. Sorry but I don't see the NFL losing all that revenue if there's no crisis at hand anymore. But again, this doesn't appear to be slowing, so it's entirely possible. I don't get why people don't think more like hedge funds or at least their manager. For just about every major event, you should come up with a bull case, a bear case, and a performs case also known as the dreaded crab market. I don't understand anyone that trades with emotion or personal feeling.

[Anonymous No.17725884]

>>17725688
it's ogre

[Anonymous No.17725886]

>>17725725
>>17725744
i didn't know either.

he's 63 years old so he's in the risk zone but not in the upper risk zone so he should be able to survive this, especially since he's so wealthy.

[Anonymous No.17725892]

>>17724637
Here with a knife in one hand

[Anonymous No.17725893]

>>17725819
Why, airlines already hit the ground faster than a 737 the precise moment Trump banned travel between EU and US.
You should have had your shorts ready before Trump's address

[Anonymous No.17725894]

>>17725867
inb4 they chimp out about BLUMPF and put carbon tariffs on USA products

[Anonymous No.17725901]

>>17725875
Did you not notice I'm short just about every U.S. market, or specifically names with high China exposure, or in the case of BA 100% airline exposure..?
> This criticism
> Doesn't post own position
I'm not shocked.

[Anonymous No.17725904]

There might be some airlines that are not gonna make it.
Any thoughts on which?

[Anonymous No.17725907]

>>17725883
NBA is cancelled, bruh, handegg is next

[Anonymous No.17725911]

>>17725615
imagine sneezing into a hurricane and infecting people 100 miles away...

[Anonymous No.17725914]

>>17725894
UK already put 2% digital tax in place and others will no doubt follow suit

[Anonymous No.17725921]

>>17725904
Qantas and Tiger Airways

[Anonymous No.17725925]

>>17725391
>had a real effect on production
Nope.
>oil demand
Corona has fuck all to do with oil, that's all Russia and OPEC.
>consumer spending on a variety of non-essential things
Has fuck all to do with any of anything going on right now. You're trying way too hard to have a point, and failing harder.

[Anonymous No.17725927]

>>17725893
this shit is nowhere near the end yet, even if someone hasn't gotten into the action yet, he can still make some money

[Anonymous No.17725928]

>>17725893
Trump is notorious for using speeches to pump the market though.

>>17725883
I don’t know about that.
For the second part, because we’re inexperienced, and it’s “difficult” to accept the trade has gone against you, especially when you’ve seen time after time that after you sold the thing did a complete 180.

[Anonymous No.17725933]

>>17725907
Pre-season doesn't even start until August, all I'm saying is, that's a good ways out, enough to say that it's far from guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.17725937]

China is nearing recovery. As soon as word gets out that there is a light at the end of the tunnel things shut be on the up and up. 2 weeks maybe. I have a feeling that’s why city gathering caps are only set for March 31st

[Anonymous No.17725941]

>>17725834
They won't unless things get real bad and then it's way too late.

[Anonymous No.17725945]

>>17725904
Korean airline CEO said that if this virus crisis drags on for too long they might not be able to survive it, but I would guess a bailout would be imminent by then

[Anonymous No.17725948]

hahahaha oh boy here we go

[Anonymous No.17725949]

[Anonymous No.17725961]

>>17725928
I don't know, it's to me at least, who has only been actively trading about a year now, very obvious that you should look at things from all sides. I think doing so alone will help reduce instances where the trade goes against you.

[Anonymous No.17725973]

>some bong on Bloomberg is advocating full on helicopter money

how do these retards get jobs lmao

[Anonymous No.17725975]

>VIX 62
>VIX 62
>VIX 62

[Anonymous No.17725976]

I’m gonna make it /biz/

[Anonymous No.17725981]

>>17725914
>digital tax
how jewish

[Anonymous No.17725982]

>>17725948
> Almost added to my put list yesterday
> Premium prices + meme magic too scary
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.17725984]

>>17725948

They are still begging me to do overtime

[Anonymous No.17725985]

What's up b*llniggers?

[Anonymous No.17725987]

>>17725937
This is hopefully the reality, but the media is full force "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE". So it's not shocking the market dumped. And will hopefully rebound just as strong, after.
Go watch the latest Rogan podcast with Michael Osterholm, one of the scientists who really knows what the fuck he's talking about. This isn't the Black Plague, but it's nothing to laugh off, either. But if we get our shit together, we can minimize the damage. I'm not holding my breath, because the press is having a feeding frenzy over it, getting big fat advertising checks with the extra viewership they're scaring the shit out of, and blaming Trump to influence the election.

[Anonymous No.17725991]

>>17725925
You're a fool.

[Anonymous No.17725995]

I invested 30k for my dad on KO a couple of months ago, I'm down 10% so far, do you guys think I should pull out? I liquidated everything 3 weeks ago apart from KO but I think it'll go down some more couple of weeks from now.

[Anonymous No.17725999]

>>17725925
I was writing a response but fuck it. Goddamn you’re good.
10/10 bait
>>17725961
Very easy to say, but don’t let your guard down. It could happen to you too.

>>17725937
Source?

[Anonymous No.17726000]

>>17725991
Ah bloo bloo. Make up some more fake facts, chimp.

[Anonymous No.17726002]

>>17725937
>thinks china is recovered
lol

they are forcing people back to work to not look weak, id say expect more deaths in china but they just wont report it

[Anonymous No.17726003]

>>17725973
Wtf is helicopter money

[Anonymous No.17726005]

>>17725976
> Tfw I should at least get most of my money back from my 1 and only webull purchase
Very nice

[Anonymous No.17726007]

>>17725975
>think you're fucking with me
>it's real
it's freefall time I see

[Anonymous No.17726019]

>>17725937
They're set for April or later in the First World you subhuman new worlder mutt Jewish golem

[Anonymous No.17726023]

>>17726003
He was advocating that the government give money to citizens to make them spend on consumer goods, which is full retardation because people don't spend in crisises they hold onto paper money at all costs.

[Anonymous No.17726030]

>>17725999
First off, checked. Oh and without a doubt, I've been wrong before. But since I started thinking about a case for each type of result of an event, it's at the very least rare.

[Anonymous No.17726033]

>>17726003
You metaphorically or literally throw money at the slaves using the helicopter you had them make. Eg direct deposits into bank accounts

[Anonymous No.17726036]

Guys check out VIX

[Anonymous No.17726045]

>>17726023
Australia is basically doing this for certain subgroups, they're giving people $750 each.
still didn't save ASX from Trump though

[Anonymous No.17726050]

>>17725999
>>17726005
Hell here's a perfect example of a trade I got completely wrong. Luckily enough it was bought with all profit, and I decided to let it ride after making more money on RH to even out.

[Anonymous No.17726056]

>>17725987
that doesn't mean shit if an effective and efficiently reproduced treatment or vaccine is found, as long as, the virus is around, the general consensus is going to be negative and it'll affect the markets, sick people putting a strain on healthcare systems is also not going to suddenly vanish once people realize "hurr durr it's just a flu bro haha let's go back outside"

[Anonymous No.17726063]

Gonna put all my money on a CCL put 17 strike 3/20. Rate my autism

[Anonymous No.17726064]

Europe just crabbing

[Anonymous No.17726067]

>>17726045
Funny thing is it probably wouldn't even be that bad in a place like Australia since they have some modicum of time preference. In the US they'd either hide it in their mattress or gamble it away on the powerball.

[Anonymous No.17726069]

Is Deutsche Bank gonna do an oopsie?
It's not looking so good.

[Anonymous No.17726072]

>>17725256
> Tfw my AAPL put is already in the money
Holly shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.17726073]

>>17726064
> minus 5 to minus 6% is crabbing
Are you high lol

[Anonymous No.17726075]

>>17725975
It's over.

[Anonymous No.17726085]

You're wrong about the oil situation.

[Anonymous No.17726086]

>>17726069

What's the big deal about DB?

Why is that the bank people always say will trigger the end of the world?

[Anonymous No.17726095]

feel retarded for not making money shorting this but i also don't want to wind my psyche up in continual trading of options stocks and so would rather wait for the bottom and dump a load in normie stocks

does anyone here regret turning their brain into a market watching pennygrabbing machine despite their gains

[Anonymous No.17726097]

>>17726073
his crabbing range is just too high

[Anonymous No.17726099]

>>17726045
>Australia is basically doing this for certain subgroups, they're giving people $750 each.
they're giving it to Newstart (welfare recipients) and Pensioners, not to the working wagie, so it's a bit more targeted it than helicopter money, it's jsut the helicopter is flying over ghettos and mansions.

>>17726069
DB is gonna trip and fall into a predug grave

>>17726067
It's not going back into the goods economy though, it'll go to drug dealers and pharmacists

[Anonymous No.17726103]

>>17726067
All they have to do is give everyone a card that refills to a specific amount each month. If you don't spend it that month, you miss out on unspent $$$. Forced spending like this would work, though you'd have to investigate for fraud (but you have to do that for food stamps and medicare anyways).

[Anonymous No.17726104]

DIS is opening under 100.

[Anonymous No.17726109]

>>17726073
after the drop i mean, just look at it flat like a 6 year old

[Anonymous No.17726116]

>>17726086
DB is the least jewed bank.

If DB goes down the collapse starts as people realize banks aren't solvent

[Anonymous No.17726121]

WHEN VIX HITS 88 YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT

[Anonymous No.17726126]

> Said in previous thread I was buying BA calls when it gets closer to 175
Yeaaaaa I'm gonna hold off just a bit longer.

[Anonymous No.17726129]

can someone explain why everything is going down? where the fuck is all the money going?? stocks down bonds down gold down oil down wtf are people doing with all their cash??

[Anonymous No.17726134]

>>17726121
>60.92

[Anonymous No.17726135]

4 digit DAX

[Anonymous No.17726136]

>>17726126
Buy now. You won't regret it.

[Anonymous No.17726140]

>>17726129
Buying toilet paper duh.

[Anonymous No.17726144]

>>17726121
>61.06 +13.76 (29.09%)
Oh my

[Anonymous No.17726151]

>dude lmao just buy when the VIX is at an all time high and world governments are going full lockdown

[Anonymous No.17726153]

>dax suddenly -6.5%
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17726155]

>VIX 63

[Anonymous No.17726157]

Does the dax have a circuit breaker? Down more that 6.5% now

[Anonymous No.17726161]

>>17726134
JRrK why you gotta make me sad?

[Anonymous No.17726162]

>>17726159
>>17726159

>>17726159
>>17726159
>>17726159

>>17726159
>>17726159
>>17726159
>>17726159

>>17726159
>>17726159

>>17726159

[Anonymous No.17726164]

>they will be closing down my city
FUG

[Anonymous No.17726166]

>>17726151
>not having bought it in December

[Anonymous No.17726171]

Definitely selling my europe shorts before ECB meeting, will probably pump a little and dump tomorrow again

[Anonymous No.17726185]

>>17726144
IM STILL HOLDING SVXY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17726199]

>>17725819
>>17725893
How is this ban going to affect things?

[Anonymous No.17726217]

>>17725937
the only reason why china is recovering is because they are lying. there's no way they have controlled the virus among all the little villages that people went home or passed by when they celebrated chinese new years.

all the dead people outside the big cities will go uncounted

[Anonymous No.17726320]

>>17725901
>25 posts by this ID
Lmaoooo at your life, poorfag

[Anonymous No.17726659]

>>17725087
Go back to Monday and buy Disney puts

[Anonymous No.17726669]

>>17726104
yeet about to drop my 100p puts like it's hot

[Anonymous No.17726821]

>>17724302
The taste of my short profit going trough the roof