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[Anonymous No.17716662]

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[Anonymous No.17716680]

national disaster declared?

[Anonymous No.17716702]

>>17716662
>futures green
we made it bulls

[Anonymous No.17716704]

IF I BUY AMD CAN I BECOME A CUTE ANIME GIRL???

[Anonymous No.17716705]

bros...

[Anonymous No.17716706]

Threadly Reminder.

[Anonymous No.17716707]

When will it be cool to by Aflac again? Will insurers be fucked by increased claims if shit hits the fan? Will the outlook for North American manufacturing be better in the next 5 years because people become leery of relying on chinks?

[Anonymous No.17716713]

What’s happening bro’s...

[Anonymous No.17716715]

>>17716680
Not 9:00 yet. I bet Trump won't though. He'll just announce tax cuts. We'll see his presidential bid essentially end tonight.

[Anonymous No.17716718]

>>17716680
but the bullfags said it was just sniffles

[Anonymous No.17716719]

>Sold spce puts too early today
>Didn't sell other puts

Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.17716720]

>they bought

[Anonymous No.17716724]

>>17716718
Its just the sniffles remember to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.17716726]

>they sold

[Anonymous No.17716730]

I'm closing my positions monday. J. Powell could bazooka my anus next week

[Anonymous No.17716733]

>>17716702
>futures green...
>...that have been trending downwards little by little for the past few hours.

Was at 500+, now at 100+ as we speak.

[Anonymous No.17716751]

>>17716706
we are much lower because THIS IS NOT A STOCK MARKET CRASH its is a health crisis FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.17716752]

>>17716670
alright let's just cut to the chase here:

how many of you anons ACTUALLY THINK the world is over now due to the coronavirus? that civilization as we know it is dead and all major world governments will soon dissolve into anarchy and violence? how many of you sincerely believe this to be the case and there is no way to avoid it?

on a side note: what are your plans for the next year or two as a result of these beliefs of yours?

[Anonymous No.17716758]

>>17716718
It is though. This whole fucking thing is way overblown.

[Anonymous No.17716760]

>>17716733
why were they even green? What was the good news that pushed them up to 500?

[Anonymous No.17716770]

>>17716693
What I'm seeing is rocket ups followed by dragging dips going to new lows. We haven't had many gradual pumps.

[Anonymous No.17716771]

>futures dwindling down

[Anonymous No.17716774]

>>17716758
I hope you choke on your own phlegm when nationwide quarantines are declared.

[Anonymous No.17716777]

>>17716760
Red day means green day tomorrow, or does it?

[Anonymous No.17716779]

>>17716733
>100+
lol
only up 50 right now
>>17716760
literally nothing, just like why we pumped tuesday

[Anonymous No.17716784]

>>17716760
They were bouncing a little after a extremely red day, this happens all the time, most of the time in fact

[Anonymous No.17716787]

>>17716760
Trump promising tax cuts

[Anonymous No.17716788]

how many uyghur slaves are restarting those chinese factories?

[Anonymous No.17716790]

>>17716713
what the FFFUUCCCKK is that top left screen supposed to show? its literally so many lines that you cannot see shit.

[Anonymous No.17716791]

>>17716760
because they are just bets and only retards trade with them

[Anonymous No.17716792]

>>17716760

People buy on the way down all the time

[Anonymous No.17716793]

>>17716774
Never gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.17716797]

>>17716662
Trump is going to give national address soon. Who SQQQ ?

[Anonymous No.17716801]

Will we be able to wear this hat again soon?

[Anonymous No.17716803]

>>17716774
Ahaahah but i won't die anyway since they'll intubate m- what you mean the hospitals are already full? NOOOOOOOOO DONALD HELP

[Anonymous No.17716804]

>>17716760
red day green day red day green day

today was red day

tomorrow must be green day

literally permacrabs

[Anonymous No.17716808]

>>17716760
Analyzing patterns. They figured that it would follow the green red green red pattern but the news has just been too bad today. Might still finish green tomorrow though if Trump gives the gibs to corporations, idk.

[Anonymous No.17716809]

>>17716751

[Anonymous No.17716812]

>>17716790
What's the title of the window?

[Anonymous No.17716813]

>>17716713
Now that is some top tier TA work there

[Anonymous No.17716823]

>>17716797
If he announces a deal with the senate to pass the massive dick package then you're screwed for a while

[Anonymous No.17716829]

>>17716706
This is a multi-year chart lol

[Anonymous No.17716833]

>>17716758
>>17716793
>never gonna have nationwide quarantines
https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237880325394575360
https://www.wsj.com/articles/italy-hardens-nationwide-quarantine-11583962093
I don't get why you deny it at this point. It's pathological.

[Anonymous No.17716835]

>>17716801
You posted the wrong hat.

[Anonymous No.17716839]

>>17716804
Trending downwards though, not actually crab. Just Fed trying to plug a sinking ship with their fingers.

[Anonymous No.17716841]

>>17716823
Many countries did that and the markets are still falling, that's because it's a signal that things will get unpredictably worse.

[Anonymous No.17716847]

>>17716829

Yes, we have accelerated the timeline this go-around. Prepare your anus.

[Anonymous No.17716849]

if you buy solid companies you will find that many have already bottomed, or barely dropped at all, good time to buy if you actually plan on buying shares in solid companies

all the losers going full blown panic mode are probably trading leveraged index etf's and are basically just gambling on sqqq/tqqq and chasing the market like a bunch of buffoons

My portfolio is actually up 1.2% today, and ive increased my share in dividend paying businesses who are unaffected or even empowered by this current economic climate

[Anonymous No.17716857]

Today is apparently damage control email day for retailers, movie theaters, etc. I have received no less than three "we're monitoring the situation" emails today from various things.

[Anonymous No.17716860]

>>17716804
The virus is basically fully priced in now, but until there's a cure or some shit there's no reason for the market to head back up either. So we gonna crab for the next few weeks.

It will definitely go back to ath before Trump's election though.

[Anonymous No.17716861]

Sick and tired of migrants pretending they know what crab means.

[Anonymous No.17716862]

>>17716823
Read an article from WAPO that Trump's meeting with senior Republicans went poorly when he floated the payroll tax. They didn't seem to be on board especially when he asked for it to last till next January. They even mentioned that Republicans aren't interested in getting anything done till after the upcoming break.

[Anonymous No.17716866]

Reminder that the fed is going to keep pumping until the country is on fire.

[Anonymous No.17716872]

>they

[Anonymous No.17716873]

I'm buying dip after dip. Just riding my way down and grabbing up stocks as they get ever cheaper. Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.17716879]

>>17716835
>>17716801
What must be going through these assholes' heads as they see their bubble popping before their eyes? Confusion? Dread? Suicide?

[Anonymous No.17716880]

>>17716860
i also think the ongoing oil shit show is responsible for the tanking. even more than corona

[Anonymous No.17716881]

>>17716849
Boomer detected

[Anonymous No.17716887]

>>17716866
>as the country burns
ftfy

[HillarySwank No.17716891]

Bought some of DOW this Monday, since that sector went down. You gotta see these downward trends as time to buy

[Anonymous No.17716892]

>>17716879
>"Where did I put my DOW 20,000 hat?"

[Anonymous No.17716893]

>>17716873
it's going down at least another 20% so have fun

[Anonymous No.17716904]

>>17716833
All the hard hit countries are non-white countries

[Anonymous No.17716907]

Who here sold their puts way too early?

[Anonymous No.17716910]

>>17716829
This.

[Anonymous No.17716911]

>>17716849
relax warren

[Anonymous No.17716912]

>>17716892
>15,000.... 10,000...9,000(?)

[Anonymous No.17716917]

>>17716707

Can anyone answer my question about insurers plese

[Anonymous No.17716918]

>>17716860
>The virus is basically fully priced in now
The market has not priced in more countries developing outbreak clusters. And then there's the oil fubar. I'd like to go long once things look decent for it but the situation is a ways away from that at this point.

[Anonymous No.17716920]

>>17716907
Me

[Anonymous No.17716923]

So what happens if/when china's debt bubble implodes?

Could this trigger it?

[Anonymous No.17716925]

>>17716887
Right you are, thanks bud

[Anonymous No.17716931]

>>17716760
Bouncy bounce

[Anonymous No.17716932]

>>17716823
They couldn't answer any questions about it during the VP presser.

[Anonymous No.17716937]

Glad I sold my crypto garbage at the peak. My stocks may be fucked by crypto did net me some good gains.

[Anonymous No.17716939]

>>17716917
Chart is still deep in bear territory. I suggest you wait a bit.

[Anonymous No.17716940]

>>17716873
That's exactly how you play this, congratz. Just avoid the sectors that will get absolutely rekt by the virus (travel, tourism etc) and you will come out golden.

I've just used today to increase my position on 3M by another 25%.

[Anonymous No.17716941]

Why are these people not treating this like a big deal?
>Buy the dip, we will be at 3200 by end of year
>Only losers sell equities and hold cash
>Buy when it's down, then when it goes down but more, then triple down at 90
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[Anonymous No.17716946]

Maybe he'll talk about something other than (((fiscal stimulus))). Who am I kidding

[Anonymous No.17716948]

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[Anonymous No.17716949]

FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
>FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
>FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
>FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
>FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
FUTURES NOW BELOW 30
>FUTURES NOW BELOW 30

[Anonymous No.17716955]

>>17716879
>i hope i dont have to go back to flipping burgers after all my clients see were down 30% on the quarter
or some such thing

[Anonymous No.17716956]

looks like insiders have been pumping after hours. my educated guess is that trump will have good news, tax cuts, vaccine deployment, economy/tourism is doing better than expected, all to be announced at 9pm today.

[Anonymous No.17716958]

it's over

[Anonymous No.17716964]

>>17716907
god italy getting fucking obliterated back an entire decade or even more

[Anonymous No.17716965]

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss

[Anonymous No.17716968]

>>17716790
dont you see that this graph is photoshopped?

[Anonymous No.17716977]

>>17716956
Yeah he'll talk about it and then nothing will happen because right now not even the Republicans care about keeping his stock market narrative up.

[Anonymous No.17716978]

When will (((they))) step in?

[Anonymous No.17716980]

>>17716948
there was pumping yesterday. and what happened?
there was also pumping on monday. and what happened?
it doesn't even matter anymore, just making the crash bigger when it comes

[Anonymous No.17716982]

>>17716790
is jokes

[Anonymous No.17716983]

what trumpf has to say to make tomorrow green??

[Anonymous No.17716984]

>>17716949
>>17716948
...Is the pump priced into futures? Because if the Fed is going full bore and the markets still open down..?

[Anonymous No.17716986]

>>17716968
yes i did. let me quietly take the L you Nigger.

[Anonymous No.17716990]

>>17716956
Problem is that tax cuts/ economic shit Trump can pull is like putting a bandaid on an open wound. You can't save shit when people aren't buying or working.

[Anonymous No.17716991]

>>17716790
looks like a Tiesto concert strobes

[Anonymous No.17716992]

>>17716907
Can't wait to buy a cheap vacation house in italy later.

[Anonymous No.17716993]

>>17716918
Look at it this way. We've shaved 20% off the "price" of the market already, but the economy isn't going to shrink 20% due to some dumb virus. It will be low single digits tops. So the extra shrinking is basically trimming down the excess fat from 2019 which was bloated, but we are below a couple percent off the long term trend line right now.

[Anonymous No.17716994]

Welp. Futures have rejected the early optimism. That ain't good.

[Anonymous No.17716999]

>>17716948
>implying those money will go into stocks right now

[Anonymous No.17717001]

>>17716965
Unironically fitting for the current state of the market.

[Anonymous No.17717002]

Is this market basically just an adult swim for people allowed to trade after hours?

[Anonymous No.17717007]

>>17716990
People will just work at home

[Anonymous No.17717008]

>>17716917
>>17716707
I'm not sure about insurers, but if the number of claims go up they will just raise prices next cycle. They can also just make up reasons to turn down claims or cheap out on payouts. Very little people can do about it.

As for manufacturing. Companies might pull out of China, but they aren't coming back to America. If they do anything they will spread out their manucturing across several third world countries where they can take advantage of cheap labor and non-existent labor laws. While China has a ton of business Western companies already have factories all throughout South East Asia. Apple would rather build a factory in Myanmar than in America.

[Anonymous No.17717010]

>>17716993
>but we are below a couple percent off the long term trend line right now.
Market not same as economy. There isn't a 1:1 ratio of market decline to economic decline.

[Anonymous No.17717011]

>>17716990
This. Payroll tax cuts don't help if no one is working.

[Anonymous No.17717019]

does anybody feel devilish that normies are getting ICO shitcoin drops on their boomerfolios? They aren't as psychologically equipped as us.

[Anonymous No.17717022]

All I ever wanted was a gf before I died

[Anonymous No.17717023]

>>17716990
Yes you can, UBI

[Anonymous No.17717029]

>>17716983
"Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"

[Anonymous No.17717032]

>>17716992
>Can't wait to buy a cheap vacation house in italy later.

Agreed. The only thing wrong with Italy is Italians. Cheap villas are just an unexpected benefit.

[Anonymous No.17717033]

Okay, real situation, not larping: I was planning to buy a house this summer, so in January I took all of my non-retirement savings (about $80,000) out of stocks and put it into bonds.

This was almost immediately before the stock market started to tank. My question is, should I buy back into stocks, and if so, how much further should I wait for it to go down before I do?

Understanding of course that there's no right answer to this question, what's your opinion, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17717044]

>>17716990
No the problem is the payroll Tax will add billions to the debt

[Anonymous No.17717046]

>>17717007
Yeah, just let all these stores, restaurants, parks, conventions, construction sites, and hospitals work from home. You're fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.17717052]

>>17716964
Just wait until the States do the same.

[Anonymous No.17717057]

>>17717033

Have you considered knee pads?

[Anonymous No.17717060]

>>17717033
wait until the Q1 earnings reports come out. a couple of days after that, i will buy back in.

[Anonymous No.17717063]

>>17717007
"Working from home" doesn't apply for more than 70% of workers.

[Anonymous No.17717064]

>>17717044
Debt doesn't matter anymore - they've solved it by printing more money.

[Anonymous No.17717072]

>>17716965
If he got sucked up feet first he'd die and the oompas would still sing.

[Anonymous No.17717075]

>>17717033
>how much further should I wait for it to go down before I do?
There's 2 schools of thought on this.

Buy now and wait for recoveries. (safe)
Wait for the ultradips and scoop the cheapies off the floor. (risky but max profit)

Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.17717077]

>>17717046
Not with that attitude
Imagine controlling construction vehicles from home in a VR environment
This is future coming true

[Anonymous No.17717078]

>>17716956
>vaccine deployment
That is not how this works. Even if they found one weeks ago, there is procedure to follow which would take at least a year to complete.

The only thing he'll be able to talk about is a payroll tax cut while pleading with people not to sell. There won't be much good to talk abiut unless he just gets on and starts telling bald-faced lies.

[Anonymous No.17717082]

>>17716841
We're talking about a trillion or more here, not a 7 billion

[Anonymous No.17717084]

>>17716980
>>17716999
Were you guys not here Tuesday when we went +5%? This is the last hurrah. You should have sold your shorts today and buy them back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17717085]

>>17717033
go all in leveraged puts on APPL

[Anonymous No.17717086]

>>17717077
>HURR IM RETARDED
Shutup retard

[Anonymous No.17717088]

>>17716940
Why 3M?
Good dividends?

[Anonymous No.17717089]

>>17717033
i guess that will happen around april / may.

[Anonymous No.17717093]

>>17717033
United States hasn't gone through the same quarantine measures as other countries.
We still have a ways down to go. Wait until after that.

[Anonymous No.17717094]

>>17717001
Augustus Gloop = Bulls
Umpa Lumpas = Bears
Tube = Coronavirus
Chocolate = FED pump

[Anonymous No.17717099]

>>17717064
>owe trillions to chinks in debt
>chinks can't cash in
The play of the century - shorting your own national currency and making it crash knowing the other guy can't do fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.17717101]

>>17717063
Those are menial jobs that doesn't generate economic activity anyways
If you can trade at home you can work at home

[Anonymous No.17717103]

>>17717084
>Tuesday when we went +5%
people just fixed some profits, no biggie

[Anonymous No.17717106]

>>17716994
It's the same shit. Right when it's about to cross a threshold everyone goes short, it doesn't drop as much as they though and the run to cover pumping it up with the longs riding the waves.

[Anonymous No.17717107]

>>17717033

Wait until Europe and America have been fully hit. France and Germany are going to look like Italy in a few weeks, along with the US.

We still have a long way to fall.

[Anonymous No.17717109]

>>17716904
The USA is ripe for breeding the virus, most unhealthy faggots on earth, america will turn into the new plague domain of nurgle

[Anonymous No.17717110]

>>17716994
>-25 and dropping
lmao
the absolute state of bulls

[Anonymous No.17717112]

unplug me when the virus is over thx

[Anonymous No.17717114]

>>17717086
You're a jealous boomer who's living behind the times

[Anonymous No.17717119]

>>17717078
>the President will beg on live TV for people not to sell their stocks

That will definitely not cause a fucking panic

[Anonymous No.17717122]

>>17717033
You dodged a fucking bullet. I wouldn't put money into stocks again until things look stable. While the market is still flailing up and down nobody knows what the fuck is happening. I'd wait until at minimum April, but probably more like June/July is when things might stabilize.

[Anonymous No.17717125]

>>17717099
motherfuck chinks.

[Anonymous No.17717128]

Looking for a cheaper broker
anyone tried IB, Interactive Brokers, as a Canadian?
Seems to be the most affordable-commission fees are killing me

[Anonymous No.17717132]

>all this faggot europoor cope
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.17717137]

>>17717072
They'd be even happier

[Anonymous No.17717138]

>>17717088
Because it's fairly valued even before the virus, and only stands to profit from this virus.

I've literally been sitting on piles of cash for the last year so this is a gift for me.

[Anonymous No.17717151]

>>17717101
Doing what?
I need that hikki money, don’t want neet m handouts.

[Anonymous No.17717152]

>>17717033
If your magic 8ball told you to cash out all the things in January, go and thank your magic 8ball right now for the sage advice, then come back here and tell us what it says to do now.

[Anonymous No.17717154]

>>17717128
I pay 10 US bux for a comission, how bad is the leaf one?

[Anonymous No.17717168]

Futures red, bear bros not cocky enough!

[Anonymous No.17717175]

lol holy fuck this is hilarious.
http://archive.is/ztOb0

[Anonymous No.17717178]

>>17717075
3rd option is pick a sign, buy in a percent at a time based on a rule set. 2-5% of your money back in a week until you are feeling more confident. Me I am on the look out for companies to get a 2nd piece of bad news un-corona related, that I think are still long term good buys. I am hoping a few Teslas crash or Bill Gates sprains his ankle.

[Anonymous No.17717181]

IF YOU ARE A BEAR YOU ARE A WEAK COWARD AND A LOSER. YOU WILL NEVER WON WITH THAT ATTITUDE. THIS MARKET IS GOING UP RIGHT YOU AND YOU CAN KEEP BEING A LITTLE HATEFUL ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES OR YOU CAN BE A POSITIVE CHAD BRO AND GET SOME FUCKING MONEY AND FRIENDS WITH A WINNING ATTITUDE.. REMEMBER THIS BEARS YOUR WILL BE STOMPED OUT SOONER OR LATER AND WE'LL REMEMBER YOUR HATEFUL WORDS AND MISERABLE NONSENSE. BUY THE DIP AND YOLO

[Anonymous No.17717186]

>>17717168
I am cocky, that's why i proudly announce that the world will enter the worst recession of all time before the start of 2021, thanks for listening.

[Anonymous No.17717188]

>>17717175
A FUCKING BAT

[Anonymous No.17717189]

>>17717154
9.95+1.25 per contract, per trade
so 22.50 to open and close~
fucking kills me

[Anonymous No.17717191]

>>17716984

I've got news for you...

>>17716941

These come from the people who have something they desperately need to sell.

We're not close to the bottom yet. The effects of China shutting down production and Russia going scorched earth on oil markets hasn't even been fully realized yet. Just wait for the quarterly annual earnings reports to start coming in.

This is going to be a shit show the central banks have been building for years. The virus was never the problem. It was always unprepared banking policy.

[Anonymous No.17717195]

>>17717138
> only stands to profit from this virus

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHA

PLEASE
NO ONE LISTEN TO THESE FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.17717196]

>>17717181
For Boomers, the all caps button is often confused with the LifeAlert button.

[Anonymous No.17717201]

>>17717175
>The Washington Post

[Anonymous No.17717202]

>>17717099
China's share of the US sovereign debt is overrated, the vast majority is simply held by the FED. I.e. US has full control of its own debt.

As long as inflation doesn't go up, FED can print infinite money to inflate the market.

[Anonymous No.17717210]

>>17717175
Boomers getting mad

[Anonymous No.17717211]

>>17717201
wrong.

[Anonymous No.17717213]

>>17717181
be a bear inna bear market and a bull in a bull market

just go with the flow, man

[Anonymous No.17717214]

>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
>FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED
FUTURES NOW OFFICIALLY RED

[Anonymous No.17717220]

>>17717008
They already started doing it with India and southeast Asia. Thats why they were sucking off Trump because as the trade war became more intense those countries benefited tremendously.

[Anonymous No.17717223]

Trump is fucked. He shouldn't have tied his campaign to the stocks, he shouldn't have downplayed the coronavirus and he shouldn't have made excuses. Nobody likes a manchild that takes no responsability.

[Anonymous No.17717224]

>>17717119
He's basically been doing this for the past week with the impromptu coronavirus briefings everyday after market close. There has been little actual discussion on progress regarding containing the virus let alone getting people tested and taking measures to prevent spread.

[Anonymous No.17717225]

>>17717211

[Anonymous No.17717237]

>>17717109
fuck I laughed so hard at this

[Anonymous No.17717238]

>>17717201
>It's just the flu
>buy the dip
does any of that sound wrong bullkek? Trump has been seething about Powell since his appointment
>>17717211
he isn't though?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/trump-urged-mnuchin-to-pressure-feds-powell-on-economic-stimulus-in-explosive-tirade-about-coronavirus/2020/03/11/db7bfeea-63c9-11ea-b3fc-7841686c5c57_story.html
is the actual article link
his memery about it being fake new is wrong though

[Anonymous No.17717239]

>>17717223
>Nobody likes a manchild that takes no responsability.

They don't? Ah fuck.

[Anonymous No.17717241]

>>17717213
+1

[Anonymous No.17717243]

>>17717189
Is that in leafbux? That's about the same as mine. 10 bucks is pretty bad but my advice is to just not daytrade.

[Anonymous No.17717244]

>Italy update: Codogno, the first town to face lockdown about three weeks ago, just reported that the number of new infected patients has reached 0.

Locking shit down works wonders to stop Chinkrona, so if countries work fast they could literally have this over with by summer

[Anonymous No.17717245]

>>17717195
>-3.95%
>on a day where the index fell over 5%
What's you point dumb fuck?

[Anonymous No.17717246]

>>17717210
>Someone's emotional state is X
>Objective journalism

(Insert Famous person) (Explosive Action word) Trump over (Event or comment)

[Anonymous No.17717254]

>>17717225
i meant right.

[Anonymous No.17717255]

>>17717213
had to do it

[Anonymous No.17717257]

>>17717223
>Trump is fucked. He shouldn't have tied his campaign to the stocks.
You can't predict that a deadly virus from China will erupt during your election year. He's dodged a lot of bullets during these 4 years but being lucky doesn't always work.

[Anonymous No.17717267]

I don't know guys I wouldn't go whole hog into this shorting thing, I really like these companies to change market sentiment:
INO (new pharma powerhouse?)
ADBE (always kills it, home entertainment more important than ever)
AVGO (aka Broadcom, can rejuvinate the semiconductors sector)
ULTA (bigtime retail company, if big beat can add 60 points to market)
ORCL (fancy pants bellweather type company) WORK (might be a dark horse good signal employment is still good),
DOCU (I dunno might be interesting)

[Anonymous No.17717268]

>>17717245
You’re retarded

I’m taking about all the many businesses 3M has that will be crushed by an economic slowdown and recession.

This is not going to be a good time for them.

[Anonymous No.17717271]

I told you niggers, I told you about the blowoff top. If you had taken my advice and straight shorted the market in January like I told you to you would be positive right now.

[Anonymous No.17717273]

FTSE futures down 2.7%

Will mr shekelbergs wild ride ever end?

[Anonymous No.17717274]

>>17717244
Codogno is a tiny town, do you want to close down cities with millions of people with the military?

[Anonymous No.17717276]

JUST BUY LOL IT'll GO BACK UP DUDE RELAX AND JUST BUY

[Anonymous No.17717277]

>>17717243
even if it's not daytrading' it's still the same for options and all that. so it adds up fast in fees overall. Stocks make more sense, one lump sum for a huge chunk but still if I'm not clearing 25$ a trade it's negative at that point haha, regardless

[Anonymous No.17717278]

>>17716939
>>17717008

Thanks fellas. I’ve always been bullish on insurers because it’s such a good business model. I’ve had my eye on Aflac as it’s tanked recently and has generally been a good stock.

I’ll probably wait it out a little bit more but I’ve got cash ready for the pump

[Anonymous No.17717283]

>>17717257
The expectation is for a government to be ready for the unexpected. We can't predict earthquakes and you can barely predict hurricanes and storms. A government's true worth is in its ability to respond to a crisis.

[Anonymous No.17717287]

>>17717271

[Anonymous No.17717289]

any idea where monday is going?

[Anonymous No.17717288]

>>17717267
I've been swinging INO three times now. Wouldn't hold a small cap biotech in high volatility though

[Anonymous No.17717296]

>>17717274
Yes..? Do it now before it spreads, the fuck is the problem?

[Anonymous No.17717305]

"The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that swine flu infected nearly 61 million people in the United States and caused 12,469 deaths. Worldwide, up to 575,400 people died from pandemic swine flu."

OH FUCK GUYS THEY NEVER CURED THIS DISEASE FUCK NO CURE NO BRAKES!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17717306]

>>17717268
Except everything on your list is basically recession-proof except consumer, which is a relatively small portion anyway.

[Anonymous No.17717308]

>>17717244
>thinking trump will actually let things shut down for two-three weeks
He's going to tell everyone its just a flu again. He is scared to death of seeing red numbers in his trading app and would rather let people die in a PPT supported crab market if it meant the Dems couldn't call him out on the economy in November.

[Anonymous No.17717315]

>>17717296
The problem is shutting down the biggest economies in the world for the virus to come in again from third world shitholes.

[Anonymous No.17717317]

Who is ready for the pump when Trump announces his (((stimulus and payroll tax cuts))) for (((businesses))) affected by the coronavirus in an hour?

[Anonymous No.17717318]

Why is Trump so desperate to prop up the stock market?

He literally does not give a fuck about if people die. His only concern is muh stock market.


Buy TVIX. Stock market will be down 20% by end of the month

[Anonymous No.17717320]

Hey Biznessgays I was in the other thread (virologist) and I’m planning on buying after another dip occurs (just about the time when US starts looking like Italy). I want to buy these stocks. Can anyone pour some cold water in my face or give me some pointers?
>SBUX (super effected by virus, will bounce back hardcore once virus gone) (long term)
>CCL (same reason, will bounce back a little slower tho, but dip is deeper than sbux) (shortish term)
>BAC (just cause it’s super cheap atm and I don’t think it’ll go bankrupt) (short term)
>UPS (once virus is gone, people will order an assload of things, gas is cheaper) (short term)
>BUD (summer is coming and BUD took a hit from the virus, expecting quick bounce back) (short term)
>BKFKF (took a hit from virus, future of food is fish farming) (long term)

[Anonymous No.17717329]

>>17717318
Because if the stock market crashes it would doom the US

[Anonymous No.17717330]

jay powell more like GAY powell
got em

[Anonymous No.17717331]

>>17717318
It will go down, but SQQQ is a safer investment.

[Anonymous No.17717333]

>>17717318
It's already down 20%

[Anonymous No.17717334]

>>17717317
if he announces tariffs on foreign crude oil i will be a very, very rich man.

[Anonymous No.17717335]

>>17717320
All of these are my opinions btw

[Anonymous No.17717341]

We're gonna get bogged tomorrow, I can't wait

[Anonymous No.17717342]

>>17717318
Because at this stage of the spread people dying is unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.17717344]

>>17717060
>>17717075
>>17717089
Thanks. That's pretty much what I'd been thinking: we still have a ways to go. When all this started I told myself I'd go back in with half when we hit -25%, and do the rest at -45%. But that wasn't really based on anything other than my feeling I'd regret missing out if it bounced and I missed it.

[Anonymous No.17717345]

I just went shopping in the Midwest US. Lines extending into aisles. No TP, low on rice and non perishables. Out of hand soap. Low on water.

This is fucking it boys. Panic is at new levels.

[Anonymous No.17717348]

>>17717317
Might be green tomorrow but a stimulus package doesn't change people not being able to buy things.

[Anonymous No.17717351]

>>17717318
>He literally does not give a fuck about if people die. His only concern is muh stock market.

Old boomers dying is actually a net positive for the economy. All this is literally nothing. Mass hysteria created by the government and their mainstream media minions as a power grab. The more chaos they can induce, the more panic they can create, the more control and power they have. They don't give a fuck if the economy crashes.

[Anonymous No.17717354]

>>17716860
Bro, we're in a fucking global recession, there's an ongoing global pandemic that is going to be fucking BRUTAL for the US because the PTB have stuck our collective head in the sand so long there's no possible way of containing it. All this happening while the market has been pumped to absurdity for the past decade. We are no where near the bottom, shit is going to get bonkers

[Anonymous No.17717357]

>>17717335
two things
you're trying to catch a falling knife, and you're assuming the market is down solely due to the corona virus. neither may be wrong necessarily but acknowledge the risk inherent.

[Anonymous No.17717362]

>>17717320
I would avoid BAC, prolonged low interest environment is anaemic for banks. And let's be honest, interest rates are going nowhere in the next 5 to 10 years.

[Anonymous No.17717364]

>>17717315
So keep the travel ban strict as fuck, not to mention set up checkpoints at every airport that checks for Corona or related symptoms. It's way better than having the entire country enter a shut down months from now when the market has already gone to shit, THAT would be bad.

[Anonymous No.17717367]

>>17717296
Hi anon, how is your portfolio doing?

[Anonymous No.17717368]

>>17717354
Chances we see something worse than Great Depression?

[Anonymous No.17717373]

>>17717296
H-hey anon what's up

[Anonymous No.17717379]

>>17717368
almost nil, even a 2008 style is probably far fetched, but a big crash isn't off the cards

[Anonymous No.17717380]

>>17717345
>"Haha, those preppers so weird! What do you mean you have 5kg of rice at home? Are you paranoid??"
I hope everyone who now goes out to buy stuff gets nothing.

[Anonymous No.17717386]

>>17717357
Isn’t the whole game to catch falling knives? Or rather to catch them at (hopefully) their lowest? And that’s a good point. I’m hopeful it’s just the virus

[Anonymous No.17717388]

>>17717318
Economically focused president is economically focused. Silly question. Like how Obama was focused on social issues and spent not one moment to withdraw from Iraq in the span of 8 years. Or how Bush spent his time focused on his daddies revenge boner. Every president has a focus my boy.

[Anonymous No.17717390]

>>17717296
Hey Anon

[Anonymous No.17717396]

>>17717255
nice

[Anonymous No.17717397]

>>17717278
Also remember that most of Aflca's business is in Japan. An elderly heavy nation that is currently battling a boomer killer corona virus.

[Anonymous No.17717398]

>>17717368
low but not impossible. we are in uncharted waters with interest rates and debt levels being what they are. the situation is quite perilous even without the corona virus.

[Anonymous No.17717399]

>>17717354
Ahh yes the doomer. And when everyone has sold the equities, pray tell, where will all that money go? All the 70yr old boomers buying guns and ammo for the incoming civilisation collapse?

[Anonymous No.17717402]

>>17717364
The west is too limp dicked to stop flights from shitholes, we are not like Israel.

[Anonymous No.17717406]

Im a total noob. How/In what should I invest now so that when Dow goes back to 30k, I'll make gains too?

[Anonymous No.17717409]

>>17717379
>>17717368
you baboons realize the markets are already down 20% from ATHs, the recession is already half over

just buy lmao

[Anonymous No.17717411]

>>17717362
I’ll take that advice friend. Have no clue on bank operation so it’d be better not to shoot a blind bet in all honesty

[Anonymous No.17717413]

Just a FYI: markets start rebounding about half way through a recession, we've got MONTHS till the bottom

[Anonymous No.17717420]

Why are brainlets calling a 20% drop in the dow in 1 fucking month a crab market?

[Anonymous No.17717421]

>>17717128
questrade is great

[Anonymous No.17717422]

>>17717368
>Chances we see something worse than Great Depression?

Extremely low. Its a flu strain virus. The summer heat will kill it.

[Anonymous No.17717423]

>>17717386
it's definitely not the virus, but whether or not the market realizes this is another question. the market is overheated and capital has concentrated at the top (velocity of money is low) meaning that any intervention by central banks will have minimal effect. corona virus is a catalyst but there are underlying weaknesses that may amplify the pain, prolong the pain, or both. or neither.

[Anonymous No.17717426]

>>17717379
S&P will be at ~1000 using historical indicators. I'm not entirely sure why people seem to think an equities bubble doesn't have the potential to obliterate the economy, tech bubble wasn't even as bad as these valuations are and was sort of confined.

[Anonymous No.17717430]

>>17717406
Nothing.
The market is too turbulent right now. We might see a 4% bounce or a 5% drop tomorrow. Just wait a bit.

[Anonymous No.17717432]

>>17717223
Yeah but he's probably going to run against Joey snuggles this fall. Good odds he wins.

[Anonymous No.17717434]

>>17717406
It's not going to go back up to the highs we saw in Feb

[Anonymous No.17717438]

Just a reminder to all bearpanickers that certain companies like AMD and other heavily R&D-based corps will remain high and will continue to rise regardless.

[Anonymous No.17717439]

>>17717422
It's already summer in Argentina, Brazil, Qatar, Australia, yet the virus is there

[Anonymous No.17717445]

>>17717422
> Its a flu strain virus
no it's not retard.

[Anonymous No.17717446]

>>17717422
Troll harder. Its not working

[Anonymous No.17717452]

>>17717422
>summer heat will kill it
>it's currently fucking up the desert nation of Iran where it's been 60 degrees the entire winter

[Anonymous No.17717462]

>>17717423
Gotcha. Great info. I’ll keep an eye out on anything non virus related to see if it’ll have an impact as well. Why do you think this is happening anon?

[Anonymous No.17717470]

>>17717430
I understand, i'll wait and see. But if I were to invest, what would be the way to do so its spread out and my gains are directly tied to Dow Jones index? People say index funds..?

[Anonymous No.17717472]

aaaaahhh futures were green an hour ago, why are they red now

[Anonymous No.17717474]

>>17717320
Starbucks relies on people going for that third space experience which means spending time around strangers I think that business model is going to be hurt possibly for years by this.

Cruising seems to be in decline, boomers love it but even without the virus, they’re a dying breed.

Beer drinking is in decline, bud needs their Spiked seltzer drink to start generating sales or they’re in trouble.

Bank of America isn’t my favorite but I get the appeal they aren’t going bankrupt and cheapies are nice, but rates going to zero it’s going to be bad for them and could lead to them issuing out some bad loans.

I basically I think you’re looking for businesses that aren’t that great but are kind of cheap. There’s a reason they’re cheap. When everything is selling off you get a chance to buy high-quality and you’re looking in the discount bin.

There’s a buffett quote, better to buy a wonderful company at a fair price than a fair company at a wonderful price.

[Anonymous No.17717477]

>trump bet against a pandemic
>did more damage to the economy already than if he just shut shitdown from the get go
never bet against a pandemic

[Anonymous No.17717482]

I've been profiting off the put->call->put->call for the last week but I honestly don't think that tomorrow will be green. Where's a fed anon to tell me if it's green or red open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17717487]

>>17717420
Brainlet migration and/or memes, just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.17717488]

BUY MORE NUGGIES
Japan knows their shit, nuggies will save us from the corona virus crash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2mlT7q7mY

[Anonymous No.17717489]

>>17717439
The virus only infect non white people. For example there are no report of white Australians getting infected.
>>17717452
Iranians are not white

[Anonymous No.17717500]

>>17717380
Before this, were you stocking up on shit like hand sanitizer toilet paper and masks?

[Anonymous No.17717502]

>>17717477
Boomers never had to deal with a real emergency in their lives so they just downplay everything.

[Anonymous No.17717503]

>>17717482
Futures are in red right now. Wasn't the case Monday.

[Anonymous No.17717506]

>>17717470
DIA
Directly tracking the DOW

[Anonymous No.17717509]

Anyone want to see some prime Fed cope on reddit?

You can tell he's a glowie by the way because our subreddit is super small and focused on data mostly and we've never had any stock moonboys invade until a couple days ago

[Anonymous No.17717515]

>>17716662
watching all the coin faggots get BTFO is glorious
I hope it wrecks them so hard they never come back here and spam their faggotry again.

[Anonymous No.17717517]

>>17716777
Yesterday was the expected dead cat bounce. Unless Trump can pull off a miracle tonight, tomorrow is all red.

[Anonymous No.17717526]

>>17717489
Denmark, the UK, Germany, Switzerland, Norway and more are already infected. Also stop trolling, noone is laughing right now.

[Anonymous No.17717530]

>>17717509
>our subreddit

[Anonymous No.17717531]

>>17717509
>feds
>not anti-trump and pro-recession

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.17717533]

>>17717489
>Iranians are not white
Persians are literally the closet related ethnic group to europeans. However, it is true that Persians were mostly wiped out by Mongols (something like 95% during the middle ages) and most modern Iranians are more Arab than Persian.

[Anonymous No.17717535]

>>17717500
One bottle of hand sanitizer, one pack of masks and two packs of toilet paper.
Also soap and plastic bags.

Were in my closet for years now. Cost like 10€ and last forever.

Food, Guns and other stuff as well of course. Takes up no space, is cheap, literally a buy once and forget about it thing.

[Anonymous No.17717536]

ok guys hear me out. What if it's red tomorrow, for a 2nd day in a row, but super green friday !?

[Anonymous No.17717537]

>>17717489
all aus are chinese though

[Anonymous No.17717540]

>>17717509
>ME STILL HAVE BURGER SO EVERYTHING ALL GUD:DDDDD
jesus

[Anonymous No.17717545]

>>17717488
Based jannies keeping Nikkei alive

>>17717489
>it doesn't affect whites!
>it doesn't affect non-whites

So which one is it australian shitposter?

[Anonymous No.17717546]

>>17717526
All of those countries have significant non-white population.

[Anonymous No.17717550]

76% of /biz/ is antisemitic, compared to just 72% of /pol/

What did /biz/ mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17717551]

>>17717409
if youre so sure it'll be a 40% drop, why wait til then?

[Anonymous No.17717555]

>>17717474
Honestly you’re right. I didn’t think that far in to this. I would argue your SBUX point for the reason that people are going to start going to stores as normally as before once the news stops talking about the virus. People are idiots. The rest are great points and I’m going to look into this more and make sure I’m choosing better businesses. I def want to emulate Buffett when it comes to the stock market. Buy companies that you know will do good long term. Never think of short term right?

[Anonymous No.17717563]

>>17717536
>super green friday
Nigger I'm holding AMD and XOM and I'm still worried both will just take a shit, friday is not going to be green and nobody believes it will be.

[Anonymous No.17717564]

>>17717550
>72% of /pol/
>not 100%

what did /pol/ mean by this?

[Anonymous No.17717565]

>>17716847
that image just won't do

[Anonymous No.17717574]

>>17717462
Zirp

[Anonymous No.17717576]

>>17717550
It means there's slightly more kikes on /pol/ than on /biz/ ironically.

[Anonymous No.17717577]

>>17717546
Yes, Norway Switzerland and Denmark are known for their highly diverse ethnic background.

[Anonymous No.17717580]

SOXL going double digits isnt it?

[Anonymous No.17717585]

>>17717530
Literally 0 people here follow swap indicies, let alone know how to correctly value such a product. Until you faggots get more intelligent gotta have actual discussions somewhere else.

>>17717531
This guy would be pro trump pro bull market then. But actually you didn't even read the post and are dumb money, if you were smart money you would have been out of the market entirely in 2018 and would be waiting to buy the bottom at sub 1400 S&P. Keep coping, 401K's are retarded by the way.

[Anonymous No.17717587]

>>17717462
it's happening because stocks are overvalued, stocks are overvalued because monetary policy has inflated a massive, massive asset bubble that has bled into equities (along with every other aspect of life - look at how fucking ridiculous housing is.)

>>17717515
i too look forward to the great crypto crash, fuck zoomers
i also look forward to snapping up the house i'm renting for less than my landlord paid for it, and buying that cunt's stocks for cheap too, fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.17717598]

>>17717509
They pay feds to convince you what direction to take in your $126 dollar Robin hood account?
Sure thing, bucko.

[Anonymous No.17717602]

>>17716907
I made 250% and then sold...Thankfully I bought more 3 more puts during tuesday's cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17717603]

>>17717550
Source on those numbers? I don't think financially literate people would dabble with retarded shit like being anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.17717614]

>>17717603
>/biz/
>Financially literate
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.17717615]

>>17717509
I think that post was written by AI Dungeon

[Anonymous No.17717616]

>>17717603
>Source on those numbers? I don't think financially literate people would dabble with retarded shit like being anti-semitic

[Anonymous No.17717618]

How many governments do you think this will knock down bros?

[Anonymous No.17717623]

>>17717603
>biz
>financially literate
also
>intelligent people
>not being anti-semitic
bobby fischer was 10x smarter than you are

[Anonymous No.17717624]

I'm worried about Gold. It may sell off as people sell to allocate for margin calls

[Anonymous No.17717629]

>>17717564
There are a lot of jews on /pol/

[noko No.17717633]

What about Netflix, people are gonna be in their houses with nothing to do

[Anonymous No.17717634]

>>17717587
This, a year ago I convinced my wife to hold off on buying a house for a few years. Now I am reaping it. give it a few more months to a year for the shock to hit and we might get some cheap real estate again.

[Anonymous No.17717640]

>>17717598
>nooooooo if you want the market to crash YOU HAVE TO BE a Democrat and have less money then me nooooooo

Some of us actually make our paychecks managing your boomer grandparents retirement accounts, which are doing extremely good right now by the way. For my boomers at least.

[Anonymous No.17717641]

CBS HQ CLOSED DUE TO CORONAVIRUS CLEANING YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

[Anonymous No.17717642]

>>17717618
I want to say chink but they've been buying so much gold they probably have enough to ride it out with just a severe depression.

Italy is definitely gone, UK and Germany might collapse and outright explode into civil war depending how badly kung flu is contained.
US is a big question mark.
Poland will be fine but I'm not investing in that shithole ever.

[Anonymous No.17717645]

>>17717565
I like the transparency tho? Blends in with muh chans

>>17717535
Huh. Well I’ll congratulate my prepper friend soon. Funny thing is, they all thought this is a nothingburger flu will blow over.

[Anonymous No.17717646]

>>17717618
If the EU doesn't break up in 2021 i would be suprised

[Anonymous No.17717647]

>>17717624
there's no reason why gold should go up in a recession.
same thing with bitcoin.
gold is not used in the minting of coinage anymore and it never will be again, it's a commodity used in semiconductors and other industrial applications. which is way more than i can say for bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.17717648]

>>17717585
Until you faggots get more intelligent gotta have actual discussions somewhere else

[Anonymous No.17717655]

>>17717618
Iran is the only contender for being completely destabilized by the virus. People think the government is deliberately infecting people now.

[Anonymous No.17717663]

>>17717641
Source?

[Anonymous No.17717665]

2,000 DOW surge tomorrow after Trump announces vaccine tonight. Calling it.

[Anonymous No.17717671]

>>17717320
SBUX - Seems ok, floor is probably around $40
CCL - They will cut dividend, might even go bankrupt
BAC - Bleh, maybe for $10? Low rates = low profits
UPS - Maybe
BUD - ok
BKFKF - Retard tier. Fish farming? Are you dumb? Future of meat will be grown in a lab.

[Anonymous No.17717672]

>>17717648
Can't even greentext properly. Pathetic, go back to your crypto thread please. I'm trying to cultivate smart money in these generals and habbening niggers like you destroy that shit.

[Anonymous No.17717676]

>>17717663

https://nypost.com/2020/03/11/cbs-closes-nyc-offices-after-two-employees-positive-for-coronavirus/

[Anonymous No.17717677]

>>17717647
>there's no reason why gold should go up in a recession.
Demand my nigger. Selloffs are huge but gold will be fine. For every big corp selling there's another non-retard buying to secure his funds from exploding in this retarded clown world market.

[Anonymous No.17717678]

>>17717665
personally hoping for oil tariffs, for entirely selfish reasons.

[Anonymous No.17717679]

>>17716925
wish that edit was made in better quality

[Anonymous No.17717685]

>>17717665
Cascade has already started. Trump could announce the fed has perfected alchemy and start shitting gold live on camera and the markets will still go down.

[Anonymous No.17717686]

>>17717602
What kinda puts did 250% m8

[Anonymous No.17717696]

>>17717677
my point was that there is no conceptual reason why gold should be any safer during a recession than any other commodity, other than that a bunch of boomers think it's a hedge against risk (it's not.) similar situation with zoomers and crypto.

[Anonymous No.17717698]

>>17717665
every lab is saying it will be a year at least, if they can even get one that works

[Anonymous No.17717701]

>>17717677
Demand can't outstrip deflation though, especially in a risk off environment where the only thing that matters is industry demand. Gold always falls in a crash, commodities in general are an early cycle inflationary and credit growth play, doubly so with QE and shit.

[Anonymous No.17717702]

>>17717623
>>17717614
>>17717616
Please tell me you're fucking joking you have to be. You aren't actually racist and hate Jews right? I kinda fell in line with it because I thought it was ironic but so many people in the financial sector, the greatest minds even, are Jewish. I've learned most of what I know from Jewish teachers and they have done so much good for people.

Do you really hate Jewish people? If so why, like what's your actual reason, I'm open to hearing it I just find it hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.17717703]

>>17717665
>he thinks there will be a vaccine this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYit9V11hCI

[Anonymous No.17717704]

ALL MY CASH IS TIED UP IN DOWNED STOCKS AND I HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY THIS CURRENT DIP REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17717706]

>>17717452
>>it's currently fucking up the desert nation of Iran where it's been 60 degrees the entire winter


Iran has relatively cold temperate compared to India, where Coronavirus hasn't done shit despite extremely unhygienic environment and high cross traffic with China (they're neighbors).

[Anonymous No.17717708]

Does this being a pandemic mean life insurance doesn't payout on death?

[Anonymous No.17717714]

>>17717629
Right. Lots of Bhutanese people too.

[Anonymous No.17717718]

>>17717175
what's the edit? since you don't link to the original page (still online)
https://www.thehour.com/business/article/Trump-urged-Mnuchin-to-pressure-Fed-s-Powell-on-15124246.php

[Anonymous No.17717738]

>>17717704
>dip

Its not coming back anon

[Anonymous No.17717741]

>>17717702
Fuck off reddit bait

>>17717676
AAAAAAAA
THE STOCK THAT KEEPS ON CASTRATING ME

[Anonymous No.17717747]

>>17717702
>so many jews in the financial sector
The same finance sector that may be about to collapse?

[Anonymous No.17717753]

>>17717702
at the risk of being banned, i will explain it as follows:

ethnic jews are brilliant minds and would have much to offer humanity if they didn't see themselves as exempt from the rules they force on everyone else, and didn't use game theory at large scales to try to gain a competitive advantage as a group against the goyim.

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>>17717704
sell tomorrow and buy them all back when they go down even more on Friday and then use the profit to buy more stocks

[Anonymous No.17717770]

HISTORY SHOWS JUNK FOOD AND MOVIES DO WELL DURING A RECESSION, NETFLIX AND PEPSI ARE INTERESTING

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>>17717655
>>17717646
>>17717642
How to profit? Especially off of italy.

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>>17717686
SPY, my good chum.

I bought a SPY Put expy 4/1 @ $303 about 2 weeks ago, then Monday happened and then I couldn't help myself.

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ASX up .6% in futures after Morrison announced some stimulus stuff
let's see if that holds up, thought honestly if that's all the bump it gets that'd be terrible too

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>>17717773
Fuck off

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>>17717741
Yeah but I don't think Jews want it to collapse or are responsible for it, if you have less money to invest, then they get less money too.

>>17717753
I appreciate you risking a vacation to explain to me, I understand they break the rules and often create them too but can you really blame us? Like, for all of human history people have tried to kill us lol

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>>17717685
The markets would naturally go down if they perfected alchemy and shitted gold live on camera though? Gold would crash, the dollar would crash, stocks would crash, and crypto would immediately become priceless.

[Anonymous No.17717803]

We hate kikes here, if you don't agree you can go back to whatever shithole accidentally led you here.

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>>17717255

Subtle. I like it.

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>>17717702
>so many people in the financial sector, the greatest minds even, are Jewish.
We. Know. Why do you think we hate them?

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>>17717798
true, but the point stands.

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>>17717345
>tfw already stockpiled even before the coronavirus appeared
Benefits of living with a semi-crazy mother.

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>>17717814
This is dumb. NYC is a heavily Jewish area no wonder most of them are Jews. Do this in LA and most of them will be white.

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>>17716823
sqqq was over 20,000 usd during the last recession. If it can even get to half that this time it we will all have gfs and lambos

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>>17717753
>ethnic jews are brilliant minds and would have much to offer humanity

When Romans were building roads and Arabs were developing the number syste, Jews were scraping the edges of coins. Jews contributed shit to civilization for most of civilization's history, except in the most recent 100 years, and they've managed to do that mostly because whites and other races went to sleep in their various degenerate cultures.

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>>17717665
>announces vaccine tonight
Does nobody here actually understand how this works? We have a bio-pharma catalyst calendar in every OP for Christ's sake. Is "clinical trials" just a buzzword to you people?

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>>17717671
Lab grown meat is still a ways away. And even when it comes, there will be a food war between farming meat and growing it. Places like fish farms will be on one side, probably the losing side eventually. But I’m banking on a steady rise for now

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>>17717791
>us
Oh fuck off you’re not Bnei mitzvot you’re fake as fuck

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>>17717791
>us
Honestly, did anyone expect any different?

Get it through your head: we KNOW it's not *ALL* the jews. But the problem is TOO MANY jews are nation-wrecking treacherous rats and we could very well do without them.

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>>17717791
>can you really blame us?
yes, because the reason why people have tried to remove you from their nations throughout history is specifically because of these tactics. jews are social parasites that infiltrate nations and make them weaker. you assimilate without integrating and then subvert. we are trying to reach the stars together not get one over on each other in some never-ending tribal conflict where everyone else is our enemy. that's not how the west conducts civilization, it's cruel and morally wrong and a waste of potential.

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>>17717546
>All of those countries have significant non-white population.
So does the USA.

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>>17717791
>us
Kek thought so.

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>>17717832
AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA >he doesn’t know

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>>17717878
>>17717878

new bread

>>17717878
>>17717878

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>>17717708
Depends on your provider and what you agreed to. If you have a maxed out plan where you pay the highest premium available, odds are you're good, but it really does boil down to reading what you signed. Particularly check for any Acts of God clauses.

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>>17717791
>us
Giftgas yourself you usury parasite.

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>>17717873
>>17717879
>>17717891

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>>17717826
Jordan, is that you?

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FUTURES ARE RED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17717955
No but I know a jordan who lives in australia

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>>17717960
Thank god.
Hopefully Trump gives us truly terrible news for tomorrow. Ready for my puts to print.

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>>17717985
This is Trump's attempt at saving the market before we fall through a major resistance line and lose another 7%.

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>>17717843
that's what I thought too but I think leveraged ETFs work differently, I don't believe it would go back to that high even if the S&P goes to that low

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>>17718053
the fund that belongs to SQQQ is almost wiped out because of the bull market. i dont think the SQQQ share price will even reach 50 dollars.

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>>17717960

It's all coming tumbling down...

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>>17717927