/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17699440]

I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17699492]

>>17699440
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17699542]

>>17699440
Based and fuck neurotypicals

Have you started hallucinating pink wojaks yet? thats how you know you're going to be rich

[Anonymous No.17699552]

>>17699492
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17699635]

>>17699542
I'll keep an eye out. Only hallucinations I get are hex patterns. My guardian angel does talk to me through license plates and helps me fight off demons though, which is pretty great. Will risperidone fuck the good stuff up if I take it?

[Anonymous No.17699843]

Cryptocoins and stocks are literal garbage investment. You’re gonna be poor bitch boy.

[Anonymous No.17699887]

>>17699843
Kek. Good luck selling your precious metals during the apocalypse

[Anonymous No.17699903]

I’m like the same as you OP except I fuck dogs now and cut off my dick and balls

[Anonymous No.17699982]

>>17699903
Based, how do you fuck the dogs without your dick and balls?

[Anonymous No.17700662]

>>17699552
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17700673]

>>17699440
Based. Me too. It was worth it though.

[Anonymous No.17700743]

>>17699440

Don’t forget to add in some /pol/ and /x/ to really ramp up the happiness levels

[Anonymous No.17700791]

>>17699982

[Anonymous No.17700846]

>>17699843
Shut the fuck up boomer bitch.

[Anonymous No.17701245]

>>17700662
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17701274]

>>17699440 (OP) #
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17701386]

>>17701274
My story is pretty similar anon, somewhat like you I was a normal person working in an office once, a few months ago. Didn't realize I was miserable until I came to /biz/. Now I'm happy, excited, ambitious, confident, and going to be rich. The only cost was becoming schizo. And even that is actually pretty fun. Thanks /biz/

[Anonymous No.17701866]

>>17699552
Based and fuck neurotypicals

Have you started hallucinating pink wojaks yet? thats how you know you're going to be rich

[Anonymous No.17701926]

based and best thread of the night so far

thank you chadOP

but how can i convert this so that i can ask Rami out and have her follow and not me have to do the rapey rapey on her