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>> No.17698450
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>> No.17698480

Okay so what exactly is the purpose of all these econimical stimulus packages right now?
I mean I can see purpose in this once the Coronavirus is dead, but as long as its rolling productivity is down 80% it doesnt matter how much money we pump into the economy because people are literally not producing many goods/services.

>> No.17698500

So is it a good time to buy or are we going lower again?

>> No.17698506

so it was yet another nothingburger after all? how disappointing

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>>17698480
>productivity is down 80%

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17698514

Tick tock trumpers. It’s Biden time

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fuck tripfags

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Mareep! :D

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>futures highest they've been in the range of 2000-2016

Bullbros, we're back.

>> No.17698525

>>17698508
have you seen an airport recently retard?

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>>17698515
based

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>>17698515
friendly reminder that anyone can be this faggot by using the following in the name field: LCIguy#buylci

>> No.17698543

>>17698480
Market is forward looking

Ppl buy in estimating more returns once virus is.mitigated

So buying a stock because rates gonna be low as fuck later which will inflate asset prices

>> No.17698545

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/sqqq
>SQQQ rising steadily after-hours
crash tomorrow confirmed

>> No.17698546

>>17698525
>airports are 80% of the economy
are you retarded or just pretending to be?

>> No.17698548

>>17698480
You're seeing a president during an election year, dealing with a crisis he has no idea how to deal with, so his "answer" is to throw money at it & tell everyone to just stay calm and wait it out. Pretty funny to watch

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>tfw only 270$ on market betting we crash, rest i have on actual doomstash
>up to 460$ on uvxy, could have sold monday for 580$
>debating selling monday or friday or holding
Any advice on what i should do lads? I do think its going to get much worse i dont think a NYC shutdown is out of the question in another month or so maybe less.

>> No.17698566

>>17698525
Flying to stare at another meatbag to do something
>productive

>> No.17698568

>>17698546
>I can't possibly extrapolate this to other industries
Why the fuck are you so stupid? Stop replying.

>> No.17698576

>>17698568
>airline traffic is equal to every other part of the economy
lmao stay RETARDED

>> No.17698578

>>17698445
Today I bought 1000 shares GUSH @0.83/share. Didn't realize it might reverse split.
I also have 5 USO calls for 01/2021 @9 but I'll have to save up money to exercise them sometime in the near future. I'm obviously not going to sell them because they are uncovered.

What do I do now? How fucked am I? Also, since I bought the options contract not wrote it, does that mean if I sell it to somebody, then they sell it to somebody, that I am no longer liable should it be executed?

Go easy on me, I'm a brainlet.

>> No.17698580

>>17698560
>another month or so

Try a week.

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>>17698508
Productivity will be down 80% when lockdowns start rolling in America.

>> No.17698583

when you transfer your account out of robinhood, is the value reflected instantly in new brokerage or only after transfer is completed? i really want to pull out of robinhood but 3 days without being able to trade really blows

>> No.17698585

Thoughts on Ford right now? Seems very under valued.

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>>17698544
I think some cultural factors may also be at work. It’s a stereotype, but Italians are very touchy, like Biden. They kiss each other on the cheek as a greeting.

>>17698277
Oh I did some market research on KO’s new AHA sparkling water btw.

Not bad. And the choice to have some with caffeine is an interesting option.

But the side of the can says “just enough refreshment to PEP you up”
Which makes me think... PEP

also stay the hell away from restaurants for the time being.

>>17698312
Mineral composition is different, it’s not “pure” sodium chloride like table salt generally would be.

>> No.17698590

American economy has nothing to do with meatbags coofing on ea chother

Prolly more productive with programmers at home not bugged

>> No.17698597

>>17698585
Ford is fucking terrible anon.

>> No.17698598

>>17698450
Fuck this, show me those massive boobers before i get mad

>> No.17698601

>>17698578
if you bought a contract, you were never obligated to execute. you bought the right to do so.

>> No.17698604

>oh no ppl arent spending 6$ on starbucks and cupcakes how will the economy survive without yuppie foods

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>>17698581
>when my doomer fantasies come true you'll see

>> No.17698609

>>17698548
Smart move politically. I don't know about economically. On one hand if it passed nobodies voting away their free tendies. On the other hand Democrats have to come up with an excuse why it's bad when many supported it under Obama, further alienating the middle class. There is probably a team of Vox interns writing an article at this moment on the Top 10 Reasons a Pay Roll Tax Cut Is Actually Racist.

>> No.17698611

>>17698580
Im being conservative in my estimate point is I think i should hold but im not sure if i should sell and buy more supplies before SHTF i dont even know we'll enter a madmax scenario in which case my money wont mean crap

>> No.17698622

>>17698580
People were infected today are only going to just start showing symptoms in a week

>> No.17698634

>>17698585
Maybe but I have no interest in the long term of that business, so I don’t want to buy it.

>>17698568
Airplanes are pretty unique in that you’re forced to be near strangers and share the air with a bunch of other random people in a confined tube. It’s not a good sign, but it’s not a 1:1 translation.

>> No.17698637

>>17698622

And people infected a week to two weeks ago are just now showing symptoms. It's already exploding. They're going to quarantine the city within a week, guaranteed. Screencap this post.

>> No.17698645

lmao fpbp

GALT meme man, you're my favorite smug poster

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>>17698532
>anyone can be this faggot
you could only pretend tho

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>>17698648
damnit

>> No.17698666

WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN
TRUMP HELP US

>> No.17698669

>>17698450
Whoops, let me give you my (You)

>> No.17698673

https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1237555003352469509

>STATUS: EVERYWHERE ALREADY
it's over

>> No.17698674

>>17698645
Ahahahaha
Fuck man that was good and subtle

>fuck why am I still holding this shit...

>> No.17698677

>>17698622
Most show symptoms fast but its very weak or mild

Its 2nd week it intensifies in.most cases

>> No.17698687

The Jews asking >$600 for TSLA are like the Boomer selling his McMansion shit-box for $300,000 "hard". How long will it take for them to accept their loss?

>> No.17698688

>>17698601
I understand that. But could you answer the other question I had?

If I sell it, I am now the one liable to sell shares, should the buyer exercise the option (which is now his). But say he now sells the option. Am I off the hook?

>> No.17698693

>>17698634
If you can't see how the absence of travel affectst the rest of the economy I don't know what to tell you people except that it's a miracle you've made any money.

>> No.17698696

>>17698673
Are they trying to erase the boomer population? This is some Deus Ex type shit.

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mumus get what they fucking deserve

>> No.17698702

looks like no Biden bump tomorrow, lads

>> No.17698707

>>17698687
I gave up and sold my tesla put once it finally broke even monday. I'm tired of waiting for that shit to drop

>> No.17698709

>>17698585
Why would seem undervalued? Ford was on a downtrend for years before corona hit, while the rest of the market was enjoying one of the greatest bullruns in history

>> No.17698710

>>17698673
Kills retired and high risk unhealthy ppl efficiently and quickly

I wonder why we dropped the ball and let it spread in nursing homes

Net bullish longterm the more this kills in usa

>> No.17698715

ALL I SEE IS RED WHAT THE FUCK

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17698717

>>17698702
The democrats have absolutely nothing to do with this market crash, Trump wishes they did, but they just don't.

>> No.17698719

>>17698693
Tourism, business deals and conferences, —you know what no fuck you. If you can’t reason out why less air travel is a bad indicator for the economy I’m not gonna spoonfeed you.

>> No.17698720

>>17698585
If or when they stop slipping on bananas peels we'll talk.

>> No.17698722
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BUY THE DI-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17698729

>deploy the Natl. Guard

Now the soldiers can get COVID too, yay!

>> No.17698730

>>17698688
no, you apparently don't understand it.
you buy the option. you have no obligation to exercise, but you can if you choose to do so. you sell the same option you bought to someone els. you have have no obligation to exercise, you also now have no right to exercise. it's as if you never bought it.

>> No.17698734

>Bold Bets That Gold Could Triple to $4,000 Trade in New York
>November 27, 2019, 1:32 PM EST
>The gold options market saw $1.75 million in block trades betting the precious metal could almost triple in more than a year, surpassing the record.
>Around noon in New York Wednesday, 5,000 lots of a gold option giving the holder the right to buy the precious metal at $4,000 an ounce in June 2021 changed hands. The bets were sold at $3.50 an ounce.
>“It’s like 18-month term life insurance; what will the world look like if gold is at $4,000,” Tai Wong, the head of metals derivatives trading at BMO Capital Markets, said in an email. “They are hoping for a quick violent move,” he said, referring to the people who bought the call options.

>> No.17698737

>>17698717
Its literally Obamas fault.

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>>17698450
>>17698598
>>17698669

>> No.17698747

>>17698722
anyone have a picture of Ryan Gosling screaming? I just got a new computer

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>>17698747

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>>17698747
gotchu

>> No.17698757

>>17698687
I almost sold my puts today.. but i'll wait it out a lil longer.. shit is way overvalued.. im a fan of TSLA and will own some stock in the future.. but i think its way overvalued with a lot of risk still in their business

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>>17698585
Yes. Look at all the shrimp in that frunk. If they can afford all that shrimp they truly must be a wealthy company. What a way to connect with the millenials, too.

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>>17698734
Breddy crazy.

>> No.17698762

>>17698688
>>17698730
to further clarify and ease your concern, the person who sold to open ("wrote" the contract by "selling" a put) would be assigned if whoever is holding the contract at time of expiration chooses to execute

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>>17698747

>> No.17698772

>>17698687
Lmao It’s a fucking redditor and cultstock

We had a guy here for weeks-months trying to get everyone to see Elon’s genius. I just said “I don’t want to invest autos” and he freaked out at me.

Now fast forward to about 2 weeks ago when I’m listening to mad money and a thick Indian accent is asking cranes what to do if he bought into Tesla at a DCA in the 900’s. Wewwwwwww

He better have something good for that “battery day” thing in April. Hopes are high.

>> No.17698776

>>17698756
this is cereal gosling

>> No.17698781

>>17698747
>anon posts pic of babe in bikini
>"uhhhhhh anyone got any Gosling?"
Know how i know you're gay?

>> No.17698785

>>17698730
Yeah, okay but since I sold it to somebody else, now they have the right to exercise. Should they choose to exercise, who is on the other end of that. Me since I sold it to him? Or the writer of the original contract? If it is the writer, where can I view who the writer is?

>> No.17698786

>>17698688
buy to open > sell to close
you sell the contract some other fag wrote, he is responsible in the end

>> No.17698790

>>17698688
Stop trading options before you lose your life’s savings my dude. Grab a book or some links and do some serious reading. You are selling to close your position in this case, which is just a transfer of the right to exercise. You do not assume the same risk as the option writer / selling to open.

>> No.17698793

>>17698585
no ford

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I just coughed guys
I'll see you all on the other side

>> No.17698801

>>17698450
But seriously, explain the censored meme to me.

>>17698674
Why do dummies like you hold something you have no faith in?

>> No.17698807

>>17698744
tiny resolution, who's the artist?

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Thinking of buying July calls for GME, should I order first thing tomarrow or wait for it to dip down to $3?

>> No.17698811

Man I'm glad Bernie lost. When the market crashes he wont have to deal with the shitstorm to follow.

>> No.17698814

>>17698759
shrimp is $3lb here in seattle, cheaper than beef and some chicken cuts

>> No.17698815

>>17698781
you own a leather store and suck dick 24/7?

>> No.17698817

bros....
Bernie was supposed to cancel our student loan debt
What are we going to do now? I sent my last $220 to his campaign... What am I supposed to eat tomorrow?

>> No.17698825

>>17698781
cause of that party you guys went to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79k2zd7PW84

>> No.17698828
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What will happen on Monday when we do not 'eke out the weekly gain' this week?

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I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

>> No.17698843
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Red Monday
>Green Tuesday
Red Wednesday
>Green Thursday
Red Friday

Crab chads always win

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>>17698843
based

>> No.17698856

>>17698744
You should just link to the picture in the future... think of the advertisers.

>>17698801
Selling biotech after it gets crushed into pennies has backfired on me before.
But yeah, I got scammed.

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>>17698843

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>meme numbers around 2800
still haven't wiped the fake and gay pump from today yet

>> No.17698861

>>17698800
Buy DIS puts and go lick all the ride restraints at Disneyland

>> No.17698868

>Angela Merkel estimates that 60% to 70% of the German population will contract the coronavirus

>> No.17698869

>>17698817
You're gonna have to suck some without kneepads since you can't even afford that

>> No.17698874

>>17698835
My bonds are going to make me not eat a bullet tomorrow
Thank god for the US government amiright?

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>>17698843

>> No.17698889

>>17698858
Any number under 3000 is wrong
Any number above 3000 is right
Think about it

>> No.17698890

>>17698790
To expound on this, thanks to WSB, there are now thousands of you noobs who are trading options with no idea what you’re doing. I had a work call with a risk analyst at Charles Schwab the other day and while we’re shooting the shit, he told me one of you autists called in and referred to a spread as “The Steel Blue Buffalo” while seeking access to level two options.

Seriously learn what you’re doing before you get so up your own ass on lucky gains that you apply for level two and sell naked calls on accident.

>> No.17698891

>>17698861
>go lick all the ride restraints at Disneyland
eww

>> No.17698892

>>17698817
having only $220 to last you until the election in November
damn lad that sucks

>> No.17698897

>>17698868
Thats just the worst case prediction made by the Robert Koch Institute.

>> No.17698904

>>17698890
>“The Steel Blue Buffalo”
Well it wasn't me
I call spreads "spicy birds"
Lol

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>>17698722
she looks so soft

>> No.17698907

>>17698861
You’re betting against the mouse. You’re betting against a component of the Dow 30. You’re betting against America god damn it, good luck.

>> No.17698910

>>17698891
alpha is alpha

>> No.17698913
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>>17698875
>>17698857
>>17698851
based

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>>17698890
>called in and referred to a spread as “The Steel Blue Buffalo”
tell me you're making this up

>> No.17698923
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17698923

>wait for fed pump
>buy puts
>wait for bears
>sell puts
>repeat
why is it so easy bros?

>> No.17698933

>>17698868
>>17698897
it's real
https://www.businessinsider.com/angela-merkel-estimates-coronavirus-will-hit-large-majority-german-population-2020-3?&ampcf=1

>> No.17698939

>>17698919
Swear on Moot’s drowned body and the glowing flash clone they replaced him with

>> No.17698945

Italian markets lost 30% of their value since February. And somehow, some people still think that this won't happen in the United States. The future has literally played itself out in other countries already. Trade based upon their markets and you'll get gains.

>> No.17698950
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I Bring to you the fortune for tomorrows market.

Sui - Following
Hexagram Dui (Lake) and Zhen (Thunder)

When one is humble and full of delight, surely people will come to follow. Thus, after Delight comes Following.
The ideograph of this gua is of a standard bearer for a king and the guards following him. The structure of the gua is Lake above, Thunder below. The attribute of Lake is joy and Thunder is movement. Thus moving forward with joy.

Following
Sublimely prosperous and smooth.
Favorable to be steadfast and upright
No Fault

While consulting the oracle the moving line is the Third Six.

Involved with great person,
Loses little fellow
Following, one gets what one seeks.
Favorable to abide in being steadfast and upright.

Alternate wording

Involved with great person
By the decision of his own will,
He abandons the one below

>> No.17698956

>>17698907
Disney always goes up and down in their history. Time for their fall.

>> No.17698961

Thoughts on
>BIOC
Recent News
https://immunofrontiers.com/biocept-reports-publication-further-validating-cancer-detecting-liquid-biopsy-platform

>> No.17698962

>>17698933
>according to BILD

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>>17698950
i bring you the translation

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17698966

>>17698861
Filthier than a NYC subway

>> No.17698976

>>17698913
>honey, why are there so many pictures of crabs on the computer?
>what? It's a stock trading thing
>how is it a stock trading thing?
>look it's complicated okay shut

>> No.17698977

Why are people so dumb and buying now. We know this will get worse... Why not wait till we are in serious trouble?

>> No.17698978

All in BTC or some 3x ETF to catch this juicy dip?

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Don't you want to be saved by Him yet? This worlds gone to shit yet He is still there with His fat divvy. If you were around in Dec 2018 when the market took a big shat you could've bought Him at under $30 per share. If you ain't been paying attention not even this latest shat has caused Him to falter much at all compared to then. So if you bought Him in Dec 2018 you'd still be in the green and collecting a Fat Divvy and laughing your ass off instead. You'd be taking advantage of this shat and buying more of Him while the dip lasts. Don't make the same mistake twice! You missed the ride in Dec 2018, don't miss this one while it presents itself to you.

>> No.17698986

>>17698785
listen retard. You did not write the contract. You purchased it from someone who did. Institutions write options as a form of insurance for price movement up or down. They sell a spread like a bookie, and charge what the market will bear for them.

the options market is made up of people purchasing options in order to utilize them AND people (you in this case) speculating on the price movement of the stock the option was written on. From your perspective as a speculator this is no different than a volatile stock that has an expiration date. You have NO obligation in the contract, you just purchased rights, which you traded away. The option now has nothing to do with you since you sold it. It is now between the buyer who holds the rights, and the writer of the contract who has the obligation.

>> No.17698987
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17698987

My puts gonna fucking print tomorrow

>> No.17698995

>>17698966
literally impossible
last weekend i witnessed a homeless man chug beer, then try to discretely whip his dick out so he can piss into an empty coke bottle. ultimately it was too much effort for him and he just pissed all over his shorts and onto the floor. the piss started pooling then shifting towards the end of the car where 3 annoying tourists promptly shut the fuck up so they could dodge the piss, standing on the tip of their toes.

>> No.17698999

thanks nigga!!!

>> No.17699004

>>17698950
MY NIGGA, I’ve been using this as well.

>> No.17699017
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17699017

$890 locked in, hope someone bought aswell for a quick globex profit. Time to go out and meet a weird korean girl, one cough and I'm out of there

>> No.17699019

Do you guys think we'll resume crashing, or is the bull run back?

>> No.17699025

Reminder that market is massively oversold. Chinese factories are already ramping up and will be back to 100% capacity in 1-2 months. Flu virus has been proven to not be able to survive warm climates. This new flu will be completely eradicated by May as warm weather sweeps across the Northern Hemisphere. I picked up end of the year SPY 330 calls for ultra cheap and expect to make massive gains on these. Look at the facts and it's obvious that this flu is completely harmless. The vast majority of people recover in their own homes with no medical intervention. If you're falling for this panic then you're a moron.

>> No.17699026
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17699026

>>17699019
Yes

>> No.17699027

>>17698987
Post em

>> No.17699028

>>17699019
-2% futures say we still innawoods

>> No.17699029

>>17698583
I think it's only after the transfer completes

I agree it sucks, but I bit the bullet and just submitted a transfer order to e-trade

>> No.17699045

>>17699019
More crash, the US is just getting started.
But once its over, pure bull power.

>> No.17699046

>>17699025
Delusion

>> No.17699048
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17699048

>>17698977

its actually great, most people will have no money for the bottom, that's what makes it such a ripe opportunity. Everyone already blew their loads last week, and some are thinking this is the bottom but will merely baghold for the next few months.

The truth is you have to wait for the entirety of this show to play out [IE wait for NY/CA quarantine and get a sense for a Urban US fatality rate and productivity output differences] before you try and make any sense of a recovery.

Dont bother timing the bottom, the bottom will be when everyone is at their absolute limit, coughing their eyes out while watching the charts fall on their phones as fast as their heart rates in a quarantine tent.

>> No.17699052
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17699052

What can we expect?

>> No.17699055

>>17698977
Because people want to buy in before the 5000 point pump when news breaks that the virus is slowing down

>> No.17699065

>>17699019
Uncertainty for a while but i coukd see us moving up 5% or down 5% in the next few weeks

Big moves are proly off the tables for a few weeks

>> No.17699068

>>17699048
I'm on 100k waiting man. I need this to spread. What you buying at the bottom?

>> No.17699069

>>17699025
>ultra cheap
When did you buy them? Because if you bought any leaps during this crisis they're not actually cheap. Nothing you buy at this volatility is going to be profitable long term, the second IV returns to normal you'll get crushed.

>> No.17699070

>>17698977
you'll watch the recovery from the sidelines (whenever that will be) and get mad at yourself for not participating. remember this post.

>> No.17699071

So the plan is to use senile Biden like Reagan rigjt

>> No.17699074

>>17699029
godspeed m8. once i've sold my options hopefully by end of week, i'm initiating. shit is getting real sketchy with the latest report about them maxing out their credit. feels like they'll go tits up soon

>> No.17699080

>>17699055
Remdesivir pump will be 5% on market

>> No.17699086

>>17699074
>once I’ve sold my options
if only you knew

>> No.17699087

>>17698977
I’m 51% cash but I wish I sold more today
The opposite feeling I had last night. Fucking crabs

>> No.17699097

>>17698445
Anyone got any tips for daytrading? What are your personal rules?

>> No.17699098
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17699098

>>17699048
>what is DCA?

>> No.17699099

Anyone know if any of the brokers have any perks for signing up?

>>17699029
Why etrade?

>> No.17699109

>>17699052
Short spice futures

>> No.17699110

>>17699070
I mean that is possible but why do you think it is recovering soon,? No signs point to that

>> No.17699111

>>17699086
o___o
>>17699099
ameritrade gives you 100 if you deposit 25k

>> No.17699112

>>17699097
1) predict the future
2) think you're smarter than the market
3) risk management
4) brag on /smg/
if you do those, you'll be alright

>> No.17699115

>>17699099
no particular reason honestly, just gonna try em out. every brokerage seems to have plusses and minuses.

>> No.17699122

>>17699097
when stock go high u sell
when stock go low u buy
that it

>> No.17699126

>>17699110
the market doesn't wait for obvious signs, it will move before you see anything.

>> No.17699136

>>17699115
Agreed, was gonna start with TDA
>>17699111
Well... I don’t know if I want to give them that much it could take some moving stuff around but maybe. I do like free money.

>> No.17699137

>>17698450
I bought GALT... I'm lucky i didn't pay 6 bucks a piece for my shares. Maybe you and your husband can play on the Switch with our son later.

>> No.17699144

>>17699004
I hope the oracle has been on your side.

>> No.17699149
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17699149

>There are people who bought today

Let that sink in

>> No.17699150

Ah shit.
I forgot to sell MCD on today’s pump.

>> No.17699151

Red day, Green Day, red day, Green Day...

>> No.17699157
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17699157

>>17699019
still a long way down. The fed is going to sporadically try to pick it back up here and there, but it will continue falling. Buy on down days, sell on up days, just make sure you're not holding your bag for when new york gets locked down. That will be the bottom.
Once there are lockdowns trade will probably be halted. Corona will run its course and fears will dissipate over time. Once the market reopens there will be bailouts out the ass, the market will falter a bit then recover.
Feel free to screenshot this.

>> No.17699161

OH
OH
OH
OZEMPIC
YOU KNOWWWW

>> No.17699163

>>17699149
Get FUCKT bear
(I bought some SH...)
>>17699157
Priced in

>> No.17699164

Bernie BTFO again. Since he was crucial in setting this up he can't bitch about it being rigged this time either.

>> No.17699167

>>17699157
sound advice

>> No.17699169
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17699169

Think it is safe to go see my friends this weekend in leafland?

>> No.17699170

>>17699025
>Chinese factories are already ramping up
I'll believe that when the satellite monitoring shows that the pollution levels are climbing back to normal and not before.

>> No.17699171

Never bought or read about stocks in my life, give me something to buy next week. I will 100% trust whatever advice I get here.

>> No.17699176

>>17699157
Ben doing my usual DCA bit definitely think it's going way down more, and soon (next month or two).

Then I pounce.

>> No.17699184

>>17699137
>letting another man raise your son

ah, a nigger, i see

>> No.17699186

>>17698977
Because boomers are braindead cattle who have blind faith in their fed overlords

>> No.17699188

>>17699171
Buy cruiseliner stocks. You are getting in at the bottom or close to it.

>> No.17699192

>>17699112
#1 is key, but the market is actually so fucking stupid that i'm going to probably just start a for-ex general for different market concerns.. this board can be better, but it's up to us. We've done well.. but the amount of cry babies and shit coins really clogs up the board from it's true potential. I've seen some real good threads people who want to make actual business plans and people who make them happen... I avoid the catalog these days because every thread is like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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17699197

>>17699149
Oh no, I'll have to cancel all my arrangements to go to large gatherings and social events!
oh wait.... ;^)

>> No.17699207

>>17699169
stay inside with whatever you own that most resembles a gun

>> No.17699208

>>17699184
you got me... damn... i was trying not to be a cuck in my reply but turns out I'm a nigger. I thought I was being clever. Shit...

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17699214

>>17699052
I just folded space from Ix, wtf happened to my melange calls?

>> No.17699216

>>17699171
Next week, airlines, and hope whatever you pick doesn't go bankrupt before the corona madness is over.

>> No.17699218

>>17699192
Take all your other tripfag cancerous friends with you there

>> No.17699225

>>17699169
You're fine as long as it isn't Toronto, Montreal, or Vancouver.

>> No.17699227

>>17699171
Good thing SNSSfag is a boomer waggie who goes to bed early

>> No.17699241

>>17699025
>If you're falling for this panic then you're a moron.
Sure, the media panic over this is bullshit. As is the toilet paper hoarding and the fear that asymptomatic carriers somehow makes this scarier.

Aggressive quarantine is invaluable to forcing this virus to attenuate asap. This will have a material impact on the economy straining credit markets and weaker businesses.

tl;dr plenty of memery, but the market risk is real.

>> No.17699247

>>17699225
Oh no

>> No.17699256

>>17699218
i hope you witness everybody you care about die of cancer in front of your own eyes and you have to live a long life. asshole

>> No.17699259

well looks like Biden v.s Trump is going to be a thing. Unless the Virus enters the fray. Then who knows? Pence as President, maybe if the Virus gets it's way. One thing's for sure; we ain't had a president kick while in office or a president elect kick before taking office for a long time.

>> No.17699260

Ok so some fag on r/Wallstreetbets thinks SPY will go to 220 by the 20th and has a league of autists joining him.

Y'all see this shit going down?

>> No.17699262

>>17699227
You mean felon. They restrict his internet hours in the pen

>> No.17699267

>>17699171
LCI
trust me, guy
#buylci

>> No.17699271

>>17699161
every morning on good morning america senpai

>> No.17699272

>>17699256
whoa there bucko

>> No.17699273

>>17699225
>you're fine as long as it isn't where all the people live

>> No.17699274

>>17699260
link (1000eoy):

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fgm2ch/spy_to_220_by_march_20/

>> No.17699281

>>17699256
Already seen plenty of people due no skin off my back. Just give suicide some thought man....You clearly crave attention so maybe use that as your means to get more attention

>> No.17699283

>>17699122
This but unironically

>> No.17699284

>>17699274
go back nigger

>> No.17699291

>>17699273
Correct.

>> No.17699295

can you people stop posting plebbit shit, it's one thing that you read rubbish, it's another to bring it here

>> No.17699297

>>17699284
I bleed link you phaggot

>> No.17699298
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17699298

>>17698445
S-stop calling me Jack

>> No.17699309

Is there any better way for me to short the market at this point than fucking triple levereaged ETFs? God damn these option prices are ridiculous. Even the most pie in the sky puts around cost $2 if they're more than 10 days otu

>> No.17699312

>>17699297
>I HOLD A ERC20 COIN GOING TO ZERO BROS ITS OKAY
pls go

>> No.17699318

I say tomorrow is blood red

>> No.17699330

>>17699309
gotta spend money to make (or lose) money

>> No.17699333

>>17699281
it's assholes like you that give me the strength to continue. fuck you and live forever... i won't give you the pleasure to cry over my dead body.

>> No.17699340

my parents just got off a princess ship (not any of the ones currently quarantined) and are being tested for coronavirus... AMA

>> No.17699345

>>17699333
Checked but cringe

>> No.17699352

>>17699309
Buy calls when they go on sale. Just go as far out as possible as the next few months are gonna be rough.

>> No.17699354

>>17699340
Could you ask them to take a trip to DC and cough directly onto the senate floor? I need to make my puts print before they expire

>> No.17699361

>>17699345
dude uses more than kys to say kill your self? dude's going to want to be me.

>> No.17699365

>>17699169
Can you drive there or something?
>tranny
Yeah dude go, take public transit, it’ll be great.

>>17699259
These old fucks... I’m glad Bernie’s out. Now trump got exactly what he was preparing for since that Ukraine phone call. Let’s see if he’s got the dirt.

These senile old drooling fucks goddamn this is such a weird timeline.

>>17699274
Not happening
Hope they flip it tomorrow. Or not.
Bears getting BTFO doesn’t upset me as much as pensions and such getting BTFO.

>>17699309
Just buy SH goddamn leverage is a great way to get fucked when the market pumps.

>>17699340
Did they have a nice voyage?
Have you ever been in a cruise with them?

>> No.17699369

>>17699354
This but don't come to the Arlington area

>> No.17699374

>>17699340
why didn't you ask them to cancel their trip and why did they decide on that line of ships instead of some other vessel?

>> No.17699383

>>17699361


Stop the faggot trip shit and people will hate you less. Your attention seeking is the problem, you aren't special... No one cares what you post... Lose the trip

>> No.17699387
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>>17699188
>>17699216
Thanks, negros.

>> No.17699394

>>17698801
>But seriously, explain the censored meme to me.
It's a cuck fetish that lost-coomers other boards try to spread on other boards. On par with blacked shit, which that poster is 95% likely to also enjoy.

>> No.17699410

How have they NOT cancelled e3 already? What is wrong with these people? I guess it’s being announced tomorrow.

>>17699394
Nah he’s clearly a 2d guy, and not in the western style. Most of them aren’t into that. Retard.

>> No.17699414

>>17699365
i'm sure they had a lovely trip. i hate cruises, so no.

>>17699374
they left 2+ weeks ago (before things got really bad) and thought they'd be ok. they are princess regulars.

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>>17698950
I got Hexagram 12, Heaven over Earth, Obstruction or Stagnation

"Our desire for the familiar and to know peace can often lead us away from further growth. Therefore, after a time of Peace as the underlying cause, a situation can lead to stagnation or Standstill. You are asked to release something so that Development can proceed. The purpose of receiving this hexagram is to remind you that all of life changes and moves toward growth."

>> No.17699422

@17699383
(you) literally have lost it and think you speak for more than an individual who's got a ton of challenges ahead... you've told me to kill my self so many times... i have nothing more to say to you.

>> No.17699434

>>17699414
princess is a good line. I hope they had a nice time. I'd honestly look into booking another trip, shit is getting so cheap. I think ima do one in the fall.

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17699467

Just educated myself on the Repo market. We're really screwed, aren't we?

>> No.17699471

>>17698986
>listen retard

Audible kek

>> No.17699475

>>17699137
are you still holding GME?

>> No.17699483

actually non-refundable deposits... if you live near a port where these vessels get stationed... fucking prices are stupid... $300 per person for like a week... all you can drink is like an extra $20 a day. they just upcharge and micro transaction on those big ships, but when they want passengers... they do give deals like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.17699496

>>17699171
pretty much this>>17699267 such an easy buy and hold

>> No.17699500

>>17699475
yeah i'm 100% profit and deep enough in GME right now... that one is ready to rip.

>> No.17699506

>>17699025
coronaviruses aren't flu viruses ya dingus. MERS is a coronavirus that originated from camels in saudi arabia where temperatures are waaay hotter than the average summer.

>> No.17699513

>>17699475
pulled everything that cost me to get into out and have just profit going. it's the best feeling as an investor to have a cost basis at 0. I got nothing to lose on that shit anymore.

>> No.17699514

>>17699414
Pretty crazy how fast things escalated in two weeks. It was barely even in Italy two weeks ago.

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>>17698950
>>17699420


The I ching simulator that I made and stopped at a random point in shenzhen i/o gave this

>> No.17699526

>>17699019
Yeah that other anon is right who gives a fuck anymore I retired being a bull, the market always has to go down 35% on some global shit but I still think it goes up like it did in 2018 we just really need to get this out of our system.

Honestly what we really need is April FAANG companies to report in April and release glorious earnings that make everyone believe in the American Dream and shit.

Can see us booming huge I know INB4 Bear replies calling me faggot shithead yeah yeah I know, China makes our tech in factories blah badeblah I am retired I told you I won't fight you.

>> No.17699527

>>17699500
i'm gunna be selling calls and shares on the way up and gunna be buying on the way back down.. gunna play this mofo till the end of the year.. the tension on the stock between bulls and bears make for a pretty easy trade imo

>> No.17699539

>>17699410
>Nah he’s clearly a 2d guy, and not in the western style. Most of them aren’t into that. Retard.
No, it's hentai censorship fetish (because they don't "deserve" to see the action) and anime blacked with explicitly black men and NTR.

>> No.17699545
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>>17699483
I'm down. I hope they've got lots of masks and gloves that they'll force the staff to wear.
Problem is they charge for alcohol...

>>17699171
Buy LMT below uhhhh 350

>>17699506
BUT influenza is a coronavirus innit?

>>17699467
I don't know how you came to that conclusion. Sure it's not a positivie sign, but I'm gonna need you to explain your reasoning.

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17699548

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the repo operations today. $170 billion in one fucking day. Overnight is gonna hit the new cap of $150b at this rate. And the 2-week term repo cap was upped to $45b and it's STILL over 2x oversubscribed. This shit is ready to blow unless the Fed just completely capitulates and opens the QE floodgates.

>> No.17699558

>>17699517
did you use coins for the simulation? iching is fascinating. i mean that reading looks great for joe biden.

>> No.17699562

>>17699548
It's not a bubble anymore, it's like some blob that's boiling and stretching out violently ready to destroy the earth

>> No.17699574

>>17699545
yeah you get the all you can drink, extra $20 up front.

>> No.17699579

>>17699361
To be you means getting upset over a retard on the internet telling you to kill yourself

>> No.17699583

>>17699545
>BUT influenza is a coronavirus innit?
no

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>>17699558
It's actually all pre-determined outputs. It's a game that simulates making consumer products using various controller and a sort of assembly language.

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>n-no the gov isn't trying to illegally manipulate the market! it's just algos that ALWAYS PUMP IN THE LAST 30 MINS, EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF that makes s-sense, right? that's a viable trading strategy, r-right? anyway, when the president does it, that means it's not illegal!
This is what permabull faggots ACTUALLY believe

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>>17699548

>> No.17699607
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17699607

>>17699548
>>17699596

>> No.17699610

>>17699548
It's just so ridiculous at this point. It's better to let than market ease down than go pedal-to-the-metal on pumping and have it go down 20% in a day when the reality becomes undeniable.

>> No.17699613

>>17699562
>>17699548
Any recommendations for learning repo market?

With y'alls knowledge on the repo market when do y'all think we are going to fall through the floor? Time frame?

>> No.17699616

>>17699545
>BUT influenza is a coronavirus innit?
nope, separate virus family.

>> No.17699633

>>17698722
How much for that?

>> No.17699637
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17699637

>>17699025
Retarded nigger faggot.

We are well outside of flu season, clearly corona-chan is vastly less seasonal than influenza, indeed, corona-chan's estimated SUMMER R0 (>2) is larger than influenzas WINNER R0 (~1.6)

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but Our Lady will take care of that for you

>> No.17699644

>>17699548
1 trillion dollar pump soon

>> No.17699652

>>17699434
it's not for me, but i am definitely taking advantage of all the non-cruise deals out there. it's going to be so easy to get alaska status this year with their sales and the 50% bonus miles

>> No.17699660

>>17699548
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the repo operations today. $170 billion in one fucking day. Overnight is gonna hit the new cap of $150b at this rate. And the 2-week term repo cap was upped to $45b and it's STILL over 2x oversubscribed. This shit is ready to blow unless the Fed just completely capitulates and opens the QE floodgates.

Sorry I don't get what that means, in laymans terms? We're gonna depression spiral soon like 2008?

>> No.17699665

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3613929
Use
>https://yandex.com/images/

>> No.17699673

>>17699548
Hopefully they are using it so companies can deleverage and they aren't using it to try and prop up the market because that will only make it worse.

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>>17699613
This playlist / channel. https://youtu.be/thfJXeMzedc?list=PLdIZc_RaumFDlP041khqznqCOZrMsEgji

Also go to this thread in the archives https://archived.moe/biz/thread/16006742
Ctrl+F for OP's ID DqWJwyDo and read those posts in particular, but the whole thread is good.

>> No.17699688

>>17698923
until you get tuck with calls on the crash day

>> No.17699692
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17699692

>America will never have lockdowns
>Productivity can't decline

>> No.17699693

>>17699259
Bro if you love to do insane degenerate Uncut Gems gambling shit, or anyone else bet for Pence to get the blame for Coronavirus, get fired and spread bets between VP Tulsi Gabbard and VP Candace Owens, its probably a 10000to1. This is TRUMP we are talking about mr. You're Fired also he needs to get a minority to beat Biden and steal the black vote.


Just throwing it out there.

>> No.17699694

U.S. coronavirus cases just topped 1,000.

>> No.17699718

>>17699171

Buy oil brotha

>> No.17699719

Futures tumbling to -3% holy fuck.

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>>17699298

i told u all last night. 2/3 predictions came true so far.

Bernie sacrificed old school socialist tried and true tactics of the white working class for a bunch of spoiled millennials who are use to convenience and never had any intention of waiting in a line, nor the physical means of fighting a revolution.

socialism descent into retardation continues.

now all thats left is the oil deal by friday and u nibbas will have to worship at the alter of my gainz

>> No.17699730

>>17699693
A faggot talking head on CNN said literally this but with Nikki Halley

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>>17699694
good thing i got enought toilet paper.. hear thats the cure

>> No.17699750

>>17699260
they're going to be big rich

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>>17699719
>>17699694
>>17699548

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>>17699693
>Tulsi gets VP
>The old as fuck pres dies in office
nice I like it

>> No.17699756

>>17699637
I can work with corona virus. I'm an american and not influenced by my people's party welding my apartment shut.

>> No.17699768

>>17699583
>>17699616
huh.
well I really didn't educate myself about this and I'm going to have to. All I've really done is read most of smg and listened to some interviews with that epidemiologist from Harvard who says "shit's bad"

thanks for the correction.

>>17699660
Many many people will tell you yes.
I don't think it's going to be that bad, but shit could get sketchy. We could get a real bad recession.

When I tried to get my family to take the virus seriously along with the collapsing price of oil, I definitely said there's a possibility of a 2008 like event. But I just want people to pay a little attention to what's happening

>> No.17699773

>>17699719
MMM let's break a level 2 circuit breaker tomorrow

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>>17699755
I'd be her Lewinsky if you know what I mean

>> No.17699777

>>17699755
shut up... tulsi is not getting the vp nod... and honestly... she's fucking liberal.... but she did vote against impeaching trump. she's also hindu, and we need more voices like hers listened to. she's probably getting my vote in the primary.

>> No.17699791

>>17698450
careful friend, there's a nigger janny on /biz/ that will ban you for those. yes even though they are censored.

>> No.17699797

>>17699776
you'd let her stick a cigar in your hole?

>> No.17699799

>>17699768
Ah thanks anon, me too which is what makes me wonder about these guys
>>17699718
>>17699188
>>17699216
You guys think we're already at the bottom and it's up from here? what about the debt, and logistic disruptions, failed upcoming earnings and all that?

>> No.17699813

>>17699797
mate if she wanted she could peg me over the Resolute with cat ears on

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

daily reminder wojack the bear existed and was a badass

>> No.17699873

If you're a bull, you are essentially suggesting that share prices will be the same, if not higher, now as when there are 1,000,000+ Americans infected and several regional quarantines in place.

You are living in the delulu zone.

>> No.17699893

>>17699813
...wha?

>>17699776
I never was able to find the video this was supposed to be from...

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17699896

Assuming a hypothetical virus was extremely seasonal

It would be on a decline slope in usa heading in march and have real trouble in april

>> No.17699898

>>17699873
Do you think china is lying about there numbers? I think corona will get hit and heavy but even it shitaly society isn't falling apart

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>>17699873
you cannot escape The Crab Eternal, no matter how hard you try

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i just booked a cruise for next week

>> No.17699945

>>17699893
the president's desk is made from the hull timbers of HMS Resolute

>> No.17699947

>>17698445
DUDE HAVE AN ENTIRE YEAR STOLEN FROM YOU AND LOSE 50% OF YOUR STOCK VALUE BECAUSE SOME CHINKS COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT EATING BATS LMAO

https://www.cnet.com/news/e3-reportedly-canceled-amid-coronavirus-spread/
https://www.cnet.com/news/e3-reportedly-canceled-amid-coronavirus-spread/
https://www.cnet.com/news/e3-reportedly-canceled-amid-coronavirus-spread/

>> No.17699948

>>17699898
They just destroyed their tourism industry, do you know how many people go to Rome for fun? I know three people off the top of my head who were planning to go to Italy this summer. Their markets are going to shit the bed.

>> No.17699959

>>17699929
You're worse than all the days going on spring break when corona is out and about

>> No.17699969

>>17699929
Where. The prices are great i may do an alaska one this summer but not a big cruise fan

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>>17699922

>> No.17699975

>>17699959
Thats why i'm going... my sisters son will be on spring break

>>17699969
leaving out of long beach

>> No.17699979

>>17699948
Right but bulls think that 10 years from now stocks will probably be higher than they are now, are you saying that this is not true? I think the markets will get hit pretty hard in the short term but long term stonks go up.

>> No.17699985

>>17699737
i'm thinking about installing a bidet in my master bedroom.

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WE DID IT REDDDIT!!

I'm pretty sure they stole some pics from our very own thread, but I'll have to look at it later.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/2020-stock-market-crash

>>17699873
timing the market is hard, reinvesting dividends with a long time horizon is easy.

Also every money manager has been looking at infection models too and is attempting to price in everything you're concerned about. Of course they could still sell everything and shake out all the week hands to buy back in cheap.

>>17699799
I think there's plenty of pain left, but it's impossible to know. I almost never want to have nothing in the market, but I sold into todays rally and added a hedge agains further downside.

>>17699947
Sony pulled out ages ago... did anyone not expect this?

SHITFUCK though, I should've bought MUCH more SH.

>> No.17700002

>>17699975
Cruises are so shitty and boomer tier it's disgusting, go on a real vacation

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>>17699985
you have to wipe the corona virus away though.. you can't wash it away...

>> No.17700007

>>17699945
>the president's desk is made from the hull timbers of HMS Resolute
a memory from when the US was all chad shit all the time
(shout out to France for the assist on that one)

>>17699985
you mean in your master bathroom?
hehe

>> No.17700024

>>17699994
meh, you didn't see the volume of newfags pick up before the crash? the nigger who committed fraud? meh, i lied to everybody... i actually bought more KNG today and didn't sell any of the shares i had.

>> No.17700025

>>17699979
I don't think the fed will be able to bail everyone out again, too many factors out of their control. The bubbles will pop, everyone defaults on their debt and there's no going back from that. There's going to be massive civil conflict before economy starts back up again.

>> No.17700028

>>17700002
yeah.. i know.. i was just in europe though for a few weeks... i always travel... and the cruise isn't a bad deal.. it's only 3 days long and only takes an hour to get to ship.. and i might buy some xanax while i'm in mexico.. usually cruises have a bunch of niggers desu.... but i usually just get hammered the first night wake up in mexico.. get hammered in mexico then spend the next day sipping and taking xannies then i'm home

>> No.17700032

>>17699692
Anyone else every notice Chongqing is essentially the word
"Chonking" which is the past tense of "chinking" which is a racist word to talk about Chinese shenanigans?

I think the fed just be involved

>> No.17700043

>>17700032
It's pronounced "Chongchin"

>> No.17700049

>>17700028
Xan and alc is a death combo

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Biden bump at all or nah? I think it should already be priced in

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>>17700024
good choice. very smart.
KNG unstoppable
KNG is like instant retirement magic powder
you don't even have to add water, all you have to do is buy it and then keep buying it

>> No.17700063

>>17700032
it sounds like chong ching not chonking, also never heard of chonking

>> No.17700076

>>17700049
i know.. but i've been doing it for years... you just gotta know how to regulate.. after 16 years of drug use.. i know how to regulate.. ever wonder how rolling stones are still alive? they know their limits...

>> No.17700077

Next Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/hqURBTpvh0A

>>17700052
I bought QYLD and SPLV a year or so ago and was up quite nicely for a long time.

Just checked it today... RIP my IRA.
Maybe I should switch it to KNG and VIG...

>> No.17700082

>>17700007
nah the bedroom kinda has the bathroom in it... the jacuzzi tub is there, in the off center... got tons of closets and cabinetry, the bed is against a wall with a wall tv and gas fireplace, a bow window with a seat and more storage underneath and a little balcony outside looking the sunset on the water... but yeah there's a toilet fucking so much plumbing... the master room.... captain's quarters.

>> No.17700084

>>17700025
Massive civil conflict, what do you mean by this? Race war now? Smart people are shorting on the way down and smart and lazy people are acoomulatijg cheapies. Either way I dont think this will break the us economy and eventually everything will go back up.

>> No.17700088

>>17700005
are you an actual bear or is just where they post the less promising of the discord tranny subs for assignment tripfag?

what did you do to loose the top job posting blacked and sissy threads?
Tank the market all you want with burgerflu, two WASPs are the only choices you have in 2020

>> No.17700109

>>17700082
you have a toilet in your master bedroom, you gotta post a picture of that
no exceptions

>> No.17700124

>>17700050

That's gonna be a "nah" from me, dog. Futures weren't even touched by his victory. I think everybody expected it at this point.

>> No.17700132

>>17699548
kill the bankers now

>> No.17700152

>>17700028
Doesn't sound fun to me, to each their own!

>>17700124
Priced in for sure

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>>17700088
what the fuck are you talking about?? I don't even have a discord account.. i'm only a bear when I see fit.. i'm usually bullish on stocks and i usually go for short squeezes against bears.....

you must have me confused with someone else....

>> No.17700166

I miss HKanon... I hope he's not dead.

>>17700124
>>17700050
Maybe for like health insurance and pharma stocks, but that will probably be annihilated by the new corona cases... This shit shouldn't be a surprise to anyone though, especially not anyone with enough money to move markets

>>17700132
"no"
The fed may suck, but it's one of the reasons we were able to do the trade war without getting BTFO

>> No.17700169

the end of the world is here

>>17700160>>17700160>>17700160>>17700160
>>17700160
>>17700160
>>17700160
>>17700160>>17700160
>>17700160
new thread

>> No.17700193

>>17700166
I didn't mean the FED. But you got it right, the problems we're facing now is because the trade war, which won't end btw, created weaponized markets.

>> No.17700203

>>17700052
yeah i think 60% of my disposable income is officially going into KNG... people cut divies, well they're no longer in the fund we sell we readjust... it's actually ruthless but pretty strong... covered calls do lose upside on down days, but it's a great fund... meh allocate what ever you want to what ever... but damn i'm going to buy buy buy and when i'm broke.... i'll fucking make more money and tighten my belt... get back in there and make more and more money... I think I'm better than others because I have no debt, and I've followed laws. I've got relationships with people all over America from my home in Connecticut to the great lakes, to montana and Texas.. I haven't crossed the rocky mountains much, but I have friends and family out there too... I have nothing less than an appreciation for this whole country. Sea to shining sea and shit.

>> No.17700214

>>17700152
it's either that or go to local bars.. it'll be around the same price.. i travel quite a bit.. usually when i go to mexico i go for awhile sometimes like a month at a time.. but i haven't been in like a year so i figured why not... may aswell.. i mean what would you rather do with a couple hundred bucks?? spend a few days on cruise going to a different country or spend it at the local bars drinking and doing coke?? i mean fuck.. i've stopped going to vegas because for myself and another person it comes out to atleast over $1,000 with food, booze and room.. plus i've been to vegas like a hundred times so i'm kinda worn out on that anyway.. i mean what do you suggest to do for 3 days for $200 all together.. i mean food and money you'd spend in the other country...

>> No.17700230

>>17700109
it's not finished this is just plans for the new house... it's literally in a closet it has a door.

>> No.17700259

>>17700109
oh man... pocket door??? i can't even do that... wait... damn dude... now you got me thinking.... is this even possible...

>> No.17700325

>>17700259
noope bidet is cool, but pocket door is only allowed in the bathroom if the bathroom has a second exit.

>> No.17700661

>>17699896
why was 2008-9 such an outlier?

>> No.17701374

>>17699548
Can I get a quick rundown on repos?